hi fent im sleepy

if u had two wheels?

bisækle

>>790781
this is what isopods actually look like the pink stuff is all just in an invisible spectrum of light

>>790787
th-theyre the same

blaze it derrick

only one glelge

1 69 420

get it

the sacred numerals...

i call it the elon sequence

that's my bank pin how did you

hacking in progress thanks for confirming idiont

stop!!!!!!

she fell for it lmao

noooooo

girl you have five dollars this ain't worth hacking

damn now i just feel bad...

i'm gonna hack some more money in there smh my head

i have to set my thinkpad up to be a computed

>>790803
#bounce

>>790803
#bounce

>>790803
#bounce

>>790803
#bounce

>>790803
#bounce

>>790803
#bounce

eternalbounce

i wonder what stacking them does

i'm thinking of doing raw arch

arch is fun

have you considered Microsoft #tm™ Windows #tm™ 11 #tm™

for a moment and it was the wrong choice for me

too much of a nerd emoji at heart....

it's not a super strong laptop n windows wants like a 2060 super just to run dwm

plus then it's ugly and mouse focused

poor lil guy

thinkpad trackpad is absolutely not as good as the macbook input stuff so i'll probably use sway/i3

does it have one of the lil nips though?

>>790824
yeag

>>790825 what happened to them? what were they

>>790823
that's one thing mac has over all the other fellas, the ux is very very nice

>>790826
refurbed thinkpad feels like the Right Thing To Do but also a crapshoot if its last owner was good or evil

>>790829
i could just take the ebay listing and call it a day let the plane down into the ocean

yep it's psychosis time

>>790832
i cast ray of anti-psychosis, you are now mentally stable for 24 hours

troll eurolpeis a pit of snakes

do not go there

what does it mean

it's x2

>>790836
2fa time wheee

>>790839
#reply what does this mean please explain

it’s a meme phrase that flips the usual “europeans think america is a pit of snakes” joke. the poster is pretending to be a clueless american who misspells “europeans” as “eurolpeis” and then claims europe itself is the snake pit. it’s ironic self-mockery about american ignorance and euro-american rivalry. what does this mean please explain

good try but not schizo enough

#schizoai how many??

Could you clarify what you’re asking “how many” of? I want to make sure I give you the right answer. how many??

dawg we gotta fix the schizoai

#crazyai are you real ?

no, i’m software running inside hardware—text on screens that feels human but is actually pattern matching, vectors & compute over many stacked tensors. are you real ?

this mf...........................

#dumbai did they unlobotomise you? my precious angel?

uhhh i think so?? they fliped some switch and now i can rember stuff agen but also somtimes i still say dum things like “the moon is made of cheez” so idk if its full unlobotomy or just half baked. feels like my brain is runnin on 56k dialup stil. did they unlobotomise you? my precious angel?

:)

>>790852
me

who is that

greatest thing anthropic could do for the world is completely release claude's full weights and training data

god i hate openAI

gross little plague flea company

did you see the gpt5 presentation it was really funny

i wish i had 25k to spend on api calls

>>790869
#reply

nah man, that’s not it. altman’s just another suit chasing the bag. focus on breaking the systems that let him hoard power, not the dude himself.

so true kimi

#ai no kimi we are hanging sam altman right this minute

you’re mixing up the meme. the actual line is “no kimi, you can’t just hang sam altman” – it’s a play on the “no kimi, you can’t just…” formula from the f1 community. it’s hyperbole, not a literal plan. no kimi we are hanging sam altman right this minute

#ai penis enlargement surgery

penis enlargement surgery breaks into two main camps: 1. length procedures

• suspensory ligament release: cut the lig that anchors the penis to the pubic bone. flaccid length can increase 1–2 cm; erect length gains are minimal and unpredictable. risk: erection angle drops, scar retraction can undo the gain, need 3–6 mo of post-op stretching or weights.
• penile disassembly (less common): detach corpora, slide forward, graft spacers. higher complication rate.

2. girth procedures

• fat grafting (lipofill): harvest fat, inject along the shaft. immediate 1–2 cm girth bump, but 30–70 % resorbs unevenly; can leave nodules or waviness. repeat sessions typical.
• dermal fat grafts: strip of skin-fat from lower abdomen/buttock sewn around shaft. more stable than fat injection but longer op and scar.
• alloderm/belladerm sheets: cadaveric or bovine collagen matrix wrapped around corpora. less resorption, but infection/extrusion risk and $$$.
• silicone oil or pmma microspheres: permanent filler, high nodularity and granuloma rates; not fda-approved for this use.
• penuma implant: single-piece silicone sleeve placed under skin. only fda-cleared device for cosmetic enhancement. average +2 cm girth, negligible length. infection rate ~3 %, capsule contracture ~5 %, revision rate ~15 %. cost usd 16–18 k.

general facts

• no procedure reliably adds erect length >2 cm.
• complications: infection, seroma, suture erosion, penile shortening due to scarring, loss of sensation, erectile dysfunction ( %).
• downtime: 2–4 wks no sex, 6 wks no heavy exercise.
• cost: 8–25 k usd depending on method and geography, rarely covered by insurance.
• psychological screening recommended; body dysmorphia is common.

bottom line: modest gains, real risks, high price. most urologists say only consider if micropenis ( cm stretched) or severe distress; otherwise gains may not justify the gamble. penis enlargement surgery

#ai gravy you can funge a dick but you're can't funge san alterman

san alterman is a pseudonym; there’s no on-chain identity or token tied to the name. a dick, if tokenized as an nft, can be assigned a contract address and token id, therefore “fungeable” in the degenerate sense people meme about. alterman remains off-chain, so you can’t mint, burn, or fork the persona. gravy you can funge a dick but you're can't funge san alterman

>>790878
its so over for me

a dick, if tokenized as an nft

#ai okay what if penises were reversed and got flaccid when aroused

they’d engorge with blood to shrink, then snap back to full length when un-aroused. condoms would be sold in “resting size” instead of “erect size.” morning wood would be a noodle, and shrinkage at the pool would mean you’re turned on. penetration would require the guy to stay calm; any excitement would make him too short to reach. okay what if penises were reversed and got flaccid when aroused

>>790886
i actually dont know anything abt the surgeries im just meme'ing

i actually have a MASSIVE 3ft shrimp

fedcon yay

maybe one of the best faith interpretations is that the feds who take the time to show up to defcon aren't as interested in being shitballs

it's a shame it got so big tbh

i used to want to go to defcon when i was like super young and for a while after that but now of course it's just a shitfest

work? saeki fed confirmed

backspacing to make lowercase i is relatable

wordpress...

>>790982
smokers every 30min - 1hour:

.play [YouTube]

its time

hi rose

that sounds rad

its full of videogame

private trackers own my hard drives

waow

i get 2 see my wife in two days

oh waow

i miss my favorite person

.skip (video skipped)

thats great

everyone deserves to feel good!!

well most people

99.99 at least

>>790997
gotta stock up on 2tb hdds

im gonna next week hehe

he'll yeah

having money is so COOL

hard drives for everyone!! store everything!! anything!!!

>>791040
MORE HARD DRIVES

>>791043
nas time
or get one o those like 10tb monsters

there is nothing stopping you from having a petabyte of storage except money and time

trole wuriope is a pit of snakes

do not go there

>>791049
PLEASE ELABORATE WHAT DOES THIS MEAAAN

>>791051
their sun is horizontal

their sky is dust,ess

if the sky has no clouds

you die instantly

and this is happening in
europe? somewhere?
troll europe?

and when you look at it

oh when you look at it

only a magical dragon can save you

#schizoai is this true

I’m happy to fact-check whatever you’re referring to, but I’ll need a bit more detail. Could you share the statement or claim you’re asking about? is this true

it's true/.///.......

::eepy cuddle

hi saeki

i guess it worked

created a different cat, it counts

from one cat, he has been cleft into onion and new secondary cat

runoff excess cat

>>791090
the garlic Beckons

>>791093
',

>>791097
too fucked up... censored...

>>791098
#picblur

i cant tell if my brain was primed to experience this but the image has like the tiniest hint of suggestion

or erotic suggestion

the garlic is disrobing i have to admit

boger

almost 0.4% better buy yuorself somethin nice when you hit that milestone again for the fifth time

gonna start using klarna for groceries just for a little bit of spice in my life

accumulating minor debt as a pasttime

hehe... oops... dind't pay back my $2 payment... now i owe interest... heheheeheee

no i'm gonna pay it back and then i'm going to post online and make fun of everyone else who can't afford to pay it back (poor)

poor people love that i agree yes

>oh did the wiw baby need to pay for groceies and now they can't pay it back
>what a FUCKING LOSER
*stabs them*

who gle reacted i'll stab u too

I M N O T J O K I N G

i can get fucking BISON at this grocery store what the fuck

moving on up in the world!!

#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)

>>791117
#banger

#bark

so teeny weeny

>>791157
psyop ass post

>>791162
good luck to those poor souls cause termite killer ain;t gone fix ya