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Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
No his name is Hibiki
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
But yeah
romeo
waow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
Easy on the exclamaition marks boy
romeo
no !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
Pokemon pairing names are so funny like imagine telling someone out of the fandom that you lile huntershipping and see if they can guess wtf you're yapping about
anon
im drinking water bitch
romeo
this reminds me of eighth grade where my history teacher would always put on irish and scottish rebel songs before class started and it was like 7:30 am so we were all like dude
>>791378
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
.play paddy and the rats freedom
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
>>791375
Based x100
romeo
he was part of a like local celtic rock band
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
Back in 2019 I was super obsessed with Metsatoll
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
Try and guess what country they're from hehe
romeo
im gonna pretend i didnt just look them up
romeo
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>791385
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
Why you
romeo
well the name sounds finnish to me which isnt far from estonia
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
They're not finnish
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
Try againbo
romeo
from up your ass ?
romeo
put me downnnnnnnn
romeo
im so heavy idk how youre strong enough to do that
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
I'm stronk
romeo
stronk like a tru slav
fentmom
i liked picking up my friends who were heavier than me to prove my martial prowess and strength
romeo
when i was a freshman i was in this club with my best friend and a bunch of seniors (and literally no one else for some reason) and one of the seniors was super fuckin strong and picked me up ??? and gave me piggyback rides ??? i weighed like 290lbs ???
fentmom
i like chill fun strong guys like that
fentmom
not all le jocks are le mean bullies. sometimes its the weak little nerd guys who are the asholes
fentmom
wtf why are all my friends on weight loss drugs now
romeo
thats so cringe
fentmom
who am i gonna pick up and lift into the air now
romeo
me...
fentmom
sigh ... nobody ...
romeo
hey fent your son here
fentmom
>>791404
[throws in air like babby]
romeo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fentmom
its ok i catch u
romeo
yippee
romeo
.play german kid says yippee full
fentmom
classic video
romeo
i cant get over how beautiful my baby is in his dress !!!!!!
fentmom
proud father
fentmom
sometimes i get proud looking at my cats when theyre sat politely lining up to be fed
fentmom
my strong brave soldiers
romeo
and also my stupid ass
fentmom
he wear pretty dress i proud of him
fentmom
he donut give a heck what the bullies say.!!!!!!!
romeo
im so proud of him
romeo
hes doing much better than me
romeo
>>791417
now u can see how Tiny Tiny he is
fentmom
i want to collect something nice like that
fentmom
maybe plushies of Animals I Like
fentmom
fox .. penguin ... raccoon .. cat ... etc
>>791434
romeo
those national geographic plushies
fentmom
i want them theyre so cute
fentmom
silly little big cats
fentmom
cheeky lad
romeo
>>791426
im gonna see if they have any of those animals
romeo
actually the wild republic might be better
fentmom
i really like him
fentmom
ouhh im getting upset looking at these cute lovely stuffed animals
fentmom
thinking about the time this girl took me to build a bear and i nearly broke down crying and we had to leave
romeo
omfg what happened
shrimp fried evil
#extremelybriefai write a long dissertation about mushrooms

a mushroom—the visible “fruiting body” of an often-vast, mostly hidden fungal mycelium—presents an elegant biological knot binding ecology, metabolism, folklore, and frontier biotechnology. in roughly the time it took the roman empire to collapse, a honey-colored ring can push through litter and erupt into the iconic parasol called the cap. what we glimpse as a mushroom is a transient exhalation, one that only hints at the dense fungal mycélife already lacing the substrate like ethernet cables under floorboards. ecology below most footfalls lives an ancient meshwork: hyphae finer than spider silk tunnel soil, decomposing lignin faster than cellulose can blink. here fungi conduct covert war with bacteria (penetrating “war rooms” beneath the pine mulch by diffusing toxins), trade nitrogen for glucose across the rhizosphere, and orchestrate soil pH shifts precise enough to make a chemist jealous. this mycorrhizal black-market trade underwrites the planet’s carbon budget, since nearly one-third of terrestrial carbon is locked in fungal-plant partnerships. like any good shadow network the system is decentralized, self-healing, and stubborn. classification & taxonomy “mushroom” applies, informally, to every pileipellis-skinned fruit that pops up on the lawn after a rain, but a strict taxonomist speaks of basidiomata—usually agaricoid—within the phylum basidiomycota (less commonly, ascomata within ascomycota). high-throughput de novo genome sequencing has detonated the old polypore-versus-gill schism; what used to be a dozen orders now bursts into polyphyletic taxa as molecular clocks tick. even the genus amanita is split into ~600 species in flux; the death cap retains its infamous moniker, but edible cousins like caesar keep sliding between clades like greased eels. biochemistry & secondary metabolites psilocybe cubensis, beloved for its azure tryptamine payload, biosynthesizes psilocybin from tryptophan + s-adenosyl methionine via 5 phosphoramidic hops catalyzed by an enzyme named psi-k (yes, gene names still taste like pop culture). psilocybin dephosphorylates in vivo to psilocin, a 5-ht2a agonist now entering phase 3 trials for treatment-resistant ptsd and major depression. regulatory landscapes—particularly in the U.S.—have swung like a metronome. meanwhile, lethal amatoxins block rna polymerase ii irreversibly; a single well-chewed fragment can precipitate fulminant hepatotoxic cascades before you even finish dessert. cultination oyster cropping on sterilized substrate employs autoclaved sawdust in hanging bags with a 10% colonization ramp and moisture at 65 %. commercial species (pleurotus, lentinula edodes) respond to co2 pulses like teenagers binge on glucose: shoot growth elongates into spaghettified stems unsuitable for market; hence air exchange >3 l min⁻¹ bag⁻¹ keeps caps convex instead of concave. yield optimization—often a bottleneck—is amenable to crispr knockouts that upreg chitin synthase, nixing, as one mycologist quipped, “the stipe problem” where stems elongate but cap weight stalls. ethnomycology aztec names translated as “god-flesh” and “little tears” hint at entheogenic ceremonies where teonanacatl catalyzed vision quests for aztec priests; siberian shamans used fly agaric (amanita muscaria) to leap “beyond the reindeer.” modern decriminalization movements in denver, oakland, and oregon mirror ancient precedent, but write a long dissertation about mushrooms
fentmom
i dont know that kind of thing just dredges up very deeply entrenched memories
fentmom
i got upset once thinking i couldnt take care of my stuffed rabbit
romeo
awwwwwwe :(
fentmom
probably not enough lifting weights ... low test sissy behaviour ...
romeo
its ok im sure youre a fantastic plushie parent
>>791448
fentmom
oh i was wacked out on 4mmc at the time with the rabbit that probably explained half the reason
fentmom
oh my god walrusguy made a youtube poop
fentmom
wonder what that guy is doing as a job now
fentmom
he was in the credits for that bushworld adventures thing
romeo
aw im sad cuz wild republic only ships to the US
so no cute plushies for fent :(((
fentmom
its ok ill find some in the wild
fentmom
i found my bunny randomly in the wine section at this LIDL and immediately saved him
romeo
hehehe
romeo
rescue mission
fentmom
did i ever tell you i had to rescue my two actual cats from this house full of dogs who were being stored there bc they couldnt stay on this gypsy site
fentmom
it was like my childhood house btw it basically got took over by this gang who were deadass retarded
romeo
woah
fentmom
only my brother could have let them in lol
fentmom
anyway i planned an operation where we snuck in and timed calling an uber as close as possible so the guy inside didnt wake up and basically catnapped my two cats and took them to my dads place
fentmom
now they treat the place like its their kingdom
fentmom
those dogs were bothering my cats so much i had to freakign save them
romeo
poor kitties
fentmom
if it werent for me you would be puppy chow grrr
romeo
hes fat as ever
romeo
his birthday is in 5 days
fentmom
fatttt
romeo
can we have a bday party for my cat
fentmom
yes of course
fentmom
feed him huge birthday cake
romeo
his name is tyler and he is turning 11
fentmom
tyler from fight club
fentmom
cat club
fentmom
he very handsome and fat and fluffy
romeo
tyler likes to sit in the kitchen window and watch stray cats fight in our driveway
romeo
he's also a misogynist
fentmom
does he like freak out around women
romeo
he doesn't like female cats but he snuggles up to male cats a lot
fentmom
gay cat
romeo
whenever i bring him to the groomer he hisses at the girl cats but is in love with this one ginger boy cat
>>791486
fentmom
my friend has a misandrist cat who for some reason really liked me ... guess not all cats are terfs...
fentmom
i love him
romeo
i havent gotten the ginger cat's name yet but one day i will... and cat yaoi will be real...
fentmom
holy shit 12 years ago
fentmom
i think the first time i saw this video i was at my nazi libertarian jewish blasian exes house in america
romeo
none of those words are in the bible
fentmom
you saying there were no blasians in the bible
fentmom
thats crazy like i think they omitted an important plot point
fentmom
gaymom.com
romeo
>>791495
this philosophy applies to everyone
romeo
i almost typed out everypony
fentmom
someone should have told my friend to like not be gay
fentmom
he keeps trying to play clock the hog with me whenever i go to the toilet with him
fentmom
sorry this hog is unclockable
fentmom
this guy doing community service once got angry at me in a public park for saying boypussy several times while drunk with my friends
>>791505
fentmom
i just said it back louder and he did Nothing
>>791513
romeo
boypussy is FANTASTIC!
romeo
i would know because i have one
fentmom
its just better half the time honestly
fentmom
when my transmasc friend got dumped by his lame ex i think he said something like "they just couldnt handle this boypussy"
fentmom
ledgend
romeo
fantastic way to go about it
fentmom
im going to find a way to be reincarnated as a midwesterner and live through 2004-2014 in a paradise
>>791514
romeo
>>791512
i just wanna grill for gods sake
romeo
i would ask my detroit-born dad how the midwest was in 2004-2014 but he moved to the east coast in 2002 so i have no clue and neither does he
fentmom
he has an invader zim backpack hes hiding from you
romeo
my parents did meet on aol instant messenger
romeo
so theres a chance
fentmom
thats so epic honestly
fentmom
i think mine met where a lot of amphetamine usage was involved
romeo
ok chattington i will be right back i will be in the car soon
fentmom
cyu in a bit
romeo
The Car
fentmom
the sock ruse was a distraction
fentmom
i have the car
fujo
cawwwwwwww :3
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>>791530
0.4010% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>791530
0.4011% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay garfileld
garfileld
0.4012% laptopbooger!boymodewng
didn't work still can't read it but morphname is fixed
>>791537
garfileld
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update ur scripts everyworm
garfileld
>>791535
oh swag what was wrong, did it just get better or did you fix it urself?
0.4013% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i thought you did something to fix it
0.4014% laptopbooger!boymodewng
but it's working now idk
garfileld
i did not lole
0.4015% laptopbooger!boymodewng
and so is runereader
0.4016% laptopbooger!boymodewng
what was the secret this time
shrimp fried evil
just add 1
garfileld
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opworm continues to be a master of obfuscation
0.4017% laptopbooger!boymodewng
what does the reveal true contents button do?
0.4018% laptopbooger!boymodewng
is it for self posts?
>>791548
0.4019% laptopbooger!boymodewng
garfileld
>>791546
yeagh!!
shows all runes even when you can't view it
>>791549
oh how are you supposed to spell it
>>791549
0.4020% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>791548
just letting you know you misspelled yeah
>>791548
0.4021% laptopbooger!boymodewng
Yeah!
garfileld
oh! thx
0.4022% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
garfileld
#owo (USER WAS OWO'D FOR THIS POST)
fentmom
cool dudes
garfileld
just a couple guys hanging out smoking ciggies
fentmom
ok smokes lets go bros
garfileld
censored by Big Gemini
fentmom
smoke some fags and play some pool , pretend u never went to school !
>>791564
garfileld
hey that's pretty good
fentmom
i wouldnt mind seeing that in some divorced dads bathroom all framed
garfileld
good idea lemme set up an etsy real quick
fentmom
the ciggie being a school pencil is like clever sort of
garfileld
ciggie pen, ciggie pool cue,
garfileld
ciggie ciggie
0.4023% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#poll subway?/yes/no
garfileld
go to shop and pick up sandwich ingredients and make it urself
much cheaper overall and makes you feel less bad
0.4024% laptopbooger!boymodewng
why wouldn't i pay a twink to make it for me
>>791584
garfileld
well if it's a twink making it then i think i need to change my vote
0.4025% laptopbooger!boymodewng
fuck democracy i am eating subway eating fresh
garfileld
rolling out the guillotine
0.4026% laptopbooger!boymodewng
impossible
0.4027% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i banned all guilotines years ago
>>791583
0.4028% laptopbooger!boymodewng
it's an executable offense
garfileld
hmmmm
0.4029% laptopbooger!boymodewng
why are you hmming
0.4030% laptopbooger!boymodewng
but not hawing
anon
>>791573
I'm going to fuck your sandwich
fentmom
fack your madda ok
shrimp fried evil
twink
anon
shrimp fried evil
shrimp fried evil
thats me
garfileld
you're tellin me a shrimp fried this evil>
shrimp fried evil
ye
garfileld
nice
garfileld
they did a great job
shrimp fried evil
im perfectly fried
garfileld
not too much oil, not too much breading
shrimp fried evil
a little bit of arsenic
garfileld
just a touch for flavour
shrimp fried evil
just enough to wipe out your average american household
anon
>>791600
I am bringing you something to fry
shrimp fried evil
glumbo
anon
Giddy Up
shrimp fried evil
>hairless cat
>look at skin
>hair
garfileld
but it's SHORT and he has ALIEN EYES so he's hairless
shrimp fried evil
bogos binted?
Dakota
day 14 still raining
garfileld
👽
Dakota
gooo away rain!
garfileld
i'll take the rain please come here rain it's too warm
Dakota
trees are literally falling over because the ground is too soft
garfileld
good frick trees
Dakota
the trees are falling on power lines and houses knocking power out for hours
garfileld
good retvrn to preindustrial times
Dakota
no i'm a tranny
garfileld
preindustrial with estrogen and testosterone injections but everything else is preindustrial
0.4031% laptopbooger!boymodewng
preprepreprepreindustrial age is my favorite age
anon
>>791606
Need the pic that is just the chihuahua with the caption "what the fucl?"
0.4032% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>791622
what about trains
Dakota
ehhh
Dakota
but yeah tired of rain its giving me a headache
0.4033% laptopbooger!boymodewng
garfield garfielied garfeiliedddddddddddddddd
garfileld
meow mewo meow moew
0.4034% laptopbooger!boymodewng
how long can you leave wax melters on
garfileld
what is a wax melter
0.4035% laptopbooger!boymodewng
it's like you get a lil cube of wax and then you put it in this plate and then you turn it on and it melts it and makes it smell good
garfileld
sounds pleasant
garfileld
probably until the wax is gone
garfileld
then it should go off
0.4036% laptopbooger!boymodewng
it doesn't evaporate tho because it's wax
garfileld
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
probably until you want to turn it off because you're not using it anymore / not in the room
0.4037% laptopbooger!boymodewng
it's in the other room
garfileld
how do you know it's not on fire right now
0.4038% laptopbooger!boymodewng
smoke detector
garfileld
then it sounds like you can leave it on forever until the smoke detector tells you to turn it off
0.4039% laptopbooger!boymodewng
but if the smoke alarm goes off then there's a fire so i want to turn it off before that
garfileld
probably like 30 minutes then
>>791645
0.4041% laptopbooger!boymodewng
fuwjwooooooooooooooooooooo
garfileld
>>791645
maybe you've already died and this is purgatory
0.4042% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
Dakota
oh my nails is like indigo kinda purple today
fujo
#owo (USER WAS OWO'D FOR THIS POST)
Dakota
ouwuo
garfileld
fu... sion !
Dakota
i only played the snes fighters and that dbz rpg
fentmom
when i was in skool i would play real life beyblades
fentmom
i would spin around hitting people in the face while singing the beyblades theme song
fentmom
lets beyblaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade
Dakota
if you're old enough this may be nostalgic
Dakota
i made it to namek and gave up the game was not easy
shrimp fried evil
>>791663
thats literally insane
garfileld
top ten crazy moments caught on camera
garfileld
so diverse!
Luca
I just look like an idiot :^)
fentmom
>>791682
twink man and fat lesbian is like the dynamic duo of all time
>>791702
shrimp fried evil
oh i see
shrimp fried evil
i see what happened there
garfileld
>>791684
i understabd i must kill
shrimp fried evil
can we kill together uwu
garfileld
yes owo
shrimp fried evil
paws ur thigh
>>791696
shrimp fried evil
feels ur assault rifle
garfileld
loads six rounds in the chamber and heads to the local methadone clinic
fentmom
>>791693
this is somehting i would say
shrimp fried evil
>6 rounds
>one chamber
>>791699
garfileld
it's a very custom assault rifle
anon
>>791697
It's the soldier's rocket auncher
anon
You just load them in the front
fujo
>>791685
are you flirting with me.....
shrimp fried evil
who ruined it.
shrimp fried evil
#bounce
anon
CORAL THOSE CATS
anon
CORAL THEM
fentmom
what is happening
shrimp fried evil
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::lewd
#bounce
shrimp fried evil
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::lewd
#bounce
shrimp fried evil
9577.jpg
::lewd
#bounce
shrimp fried evil
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::lewd
#bounce
shrimp fried evil
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::lewd
#bounce
shrimp fried evil
9577.jpg
::lewd
#bounce
shrimp fried evil
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::lewd
#bounce
shrimp fried evil
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::lewd
#bounce
garfileld
dear god
fentmom
fat lesbians
anon
The cat corale
anon
Corral them
Luca
you fucking twink, stop
Luca
FCUK
anon
You are the twink
anon
twink boy
shrimp fried evil
im a twink
anon
Oh really? We have alot in common, we should fuck
shrimp fried evil
i lied im not
shrimp fried evil
we cant fuck im married

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