ciggie pen, ciggie pool cue,

ciggie ciggie

#poll subway?/yes/no

go to shop and pick up sandwich ingredients and make it urself
much cheaper overall and makes you feel less bad

why wouldn't i pay a twink to make it for me

well if it's a twink making it then i think i need to change my vote

fuck democracy i am eating subway eating fresh

rolling out the guillotine

impossible

i banned all guilotines years ago

it's an executable offense

hmmmm

why are you hmming

but not hawing

twink

thats me

you're tellin me a shrimp fried this evil>

ye

nice

they did a great job

im perfectly fried

not too much oil, not too much breading

a little bit of arsenic

just a touch for flavour

just enough to wipe out your average american household

>>791599
this is you

>>791599
#tag (link to booru image) twink

glumbo

>hairless cat
>look at skin
>hair

but it's SHORT and he has ALIEN EYES so he's hairless

bogos binted?

👽

i'll take the rain please come here rain it's too warm

good frick trees

good retvrn to preindustrial times

preindustrial with estrogen and testosterone injections but everything else is preindustrial

preprepreprepreindustrial age is my favorite age

>>791622
what about trains

garfield garfielied garfeiliedddddddddddddddd

meow mewo meow moew

how long can you leave wax melters on

what is a wax melter

it's like you get a lil cube of wax and then you put it in this plate and then you turn it on and it melts it and makes it smell good

sounds pleasant

probably until the wax is gone

then it should go off

it doesn't evaporate tho because it's wax

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
probably until you want to turn it off because you're not using it anymore / not in the room

it's in the other room

how do you know it's not on fire right now

smoke detector

then it sounds like you can leave it on forever until the smoke detector tells you to turn it off

but if the smoke alarm goes off then there's a fire so i want to turn it off before that

probably like 30 minutes then

>>791643
it's been 2 hours tho

fuwjwooooooooooooooooooooo

>>791645
maybe you've already died and this is purgatory

#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)

fu... sion !

>>791663
thats literally insane

top ten crazy moments caught on camera

>>791666
snifff

so diverse!

>>791684
is this real

oh i see

i see what happened there

>>791684
i understabd i must kill

can we kill together uwu

yes owo

paws ur thigh

feels ur assault rifle

loads six rounds in the chamber and heads to the local methadone clinic

>6 rounds
>one chamber

it's a very custom assault rifle

who ruined it.

#bounce

dear god

im a twink

i lied im not

we cant fuck im married

that's not monogamous !

h-hello

>>791776
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>>791773
>twinkanon where is the actual thing the intravenous dev wrote
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>5
>>791773
>twinkanon where is the actual thing the intravenous dev wrote
>
>5
>>791778
>>791776
>>791776
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>>791777
>8
>7
>>791777

oops clicked on a different board

is that an image for ants

thank u for giving me the opportunity i felt very witty saying it

When will the war on drugs end?

When will the war on drugs end?

When?

When will 420chan come back?

semper fun

When will 420chan come back?

When will 420chan come back?

Leftist pol sucks

stalinoids are all social conservative hypernazis

worse than /pol/

leftpol is worse than /pol/

ten times more hitler

>>791800
words of someone who needs to log off

>>791805
not denying anything I see

anon r u ok

first, no slurs here

second, calm down

you kinda seem like ur freaking out a little

shrimp

pussy

i hear groceries are pretty good these dats

>>791816
pussy

i don't think you can buy frozen pussy but if they have that definitely check it out yeah

timeout is gone?

did you have to sit in a corner for your timeout?

>>791820
why is testing the boundaries so important to you anon
what are you tryin to say

rip to another schizo
heaven got a little fuller

they really couldnt help themselves

don't forget avocados and mushrooms
frozen fish is good

>>791822
are testing boundaries not important to you

>>791829
i think it's important to know where the boundaries are yeah ur right
when it comes to replacing the n word with another word to get around censors then i think it's another thing

there's no sensors on this website

not even replacing the world just the letter

censors

>>791831
i'm sensing your ight nwo with my, yebealls

>>791832
it's lazy is what it is!!!!

>>791832
ur right they should have said dei

like this?
#gem (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)

censorship isnt cool

turned off the wax warmer

still smells nice

Pog i love technology

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=2m4zr4e0pk

PLAY ME

COWARDS

who joined

i will crush you

gluh

can someone knock me out for 2 days

>>791857
i dont have enough weed

i just bought a new cart do you think if i just hit it till the battery catches fire itll put me in a coma for 2 days

>>791859
i suggest limiting it to 3 draws in one sitting

whaaaaaaaaaaaat if the "sitting" is all day

>>791861
then i suppose the limit is higher. thats just one sitting.

every day

who did i just crush

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=2m4zr4e0pk

play me cowards and let me destroy you

i should start gambling i wanna be rich

something tells me id be good at gambling but i dont know if its the right thing to do

i think it can be kinda fun sometimes but making money from it is............... quite the gamble

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=2m4zr4e0pk

race meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

yeah like statistically its just stacked against you

is it really i always hear that like card counting is OP but like.

ohhh

insurance?

what is like, high stakes where you could card card are we talking like 1000s or 10 000s per hand or

>>791880
yeah so you just ball and be good at card counting and do it at bigger tables despite the risk of the spread

ohhhhhhhhhh

right you have to play multiple hands

yeah

so theres just not enough high volume in the higher pot tables i guess? or its too easy to burn all your money trying to find that good moment to win or whatever?

yeah

>>791890
yeah

evil

>>791889
ye ye i follow now this makes sense why its not just easily abused by people

>>791893
ye ye i follow now this makes sense why its not ju–

>>791894
#halt

t easily abused by people

wait no that's not right i'm not easily absued

i am the gigachad

lovebombs u

>>791896
>t. easily abused by people

ah

>>791901
ur insurance

important: [Bluesky]

can i

can i

can i

can

can

ca

ca

ca

c

what can you?

>>791917
I

>>791918
::twink
#throw

m

luca

do you like batons?

>>791939
yeah

.play highway 40 blues

>>791943
i think that beating the shit out of someone with a baton is a very erotic experience

sorry that was the most unhinged thing i could think of

i think in a machine designed to make extreme points, a hinge would provide better leverage.

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I Was Underweight Last Spring Praying For A Return This Autumn

>>791958
That's their job after all!

Alright that's nice :D

Is everyone here from /lgbt/ or wat?