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anon
menage trois
shrimp fried evil
that's not monogamous !
shrimp fried evil
h-hello
fentmom
twinkanon where is the actual thing the intravenous dev wrote
>>791779
anon
it broke
shrimp fried evil
oops clicked on a different board
shrimp fried evil
is that an image for ants
fentmom
i knew someone was going 2 say that but i did it anyway
fentmom
ohohohohoohohohohoho
shrimp fried evil
thank u for giving me the opportunity i felt very witty saying it
anon
When will the war on drugs end?
fentmom
War on Drug Addicts
anon
When will the war on drugs end?
anon
When we start fighting it like a WAR

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posted from Bill's Samsung Galaxy
Semper Fi–
>>791791>>791792
anon
When?
anon
When will 420chan come back?
shrimp fried evil
semper fun
anon
Remember to always have fun when you are KILLING PEOPLE
anon
When will 420chan come back?
Dakota
hot sauce too hot lol i havent had any in weeks
anon
When will 420chan come back?
anon
Leftist pol sucks
anon
stalinoids are all social conservative hypernazis
>>791805
anon
worse than /pol/
anon
This is LIBERAL politics here
anon
leftpol is worse than /pol/
anon
ten times more hitler
anon
>>791805
not denying anything I see
shrimp fried evil
anon r u ok
shrimp fried evil
first, no slurs here
shrimp fried evil
second, calm down
shrimp fried evil
you kinda seem like ur freaking out a little
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shrimp
anon
Okay gang, I never eat frozen food so I don't know what's good
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pussy
anon
Next time I am at the grocery store, what do I get
>>791825
garfileld
i hear groceries are pretty good these dats
>>791817
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>>791816
pussy
garfileld
i don't think you can buy frozen pussy but if they have that definitely check it out yeah
anon
timeout is gone?
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did you have to sit in a corner for your timeout?
garfileld
>>791820
why is testing the boundaries so important to you anon
what are you tryin to say
>>791829
garfileld
rip to another schizo
heaven got a little fuller
Luca
>>791815
bananas, popsicles, sausages, cucumbers, lollipops, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, carrots, pickles, eggplants, UHHHHH
>>791827
shrimp fried evil
they really couldnt help themselves
garfileld
don't forget avocados and mushrooms
frozen fish is good
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>>791822
are testing boundaries not important to you
>>791830
garfileld
>>791829
i think it's important to know where the boundaries are yeah ur right
when it comes to replacing the n word with another word to get around censors then i think it's another thing
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there's no sensors on this website
>>791834
0.4049% laptopbooger!boymodewng
censors
garfileld
>>791831
i'm sensing your ight nwo with my, yebealls
garfileld
>>791832
it's lazy is what it is!!!!
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>>791832
ur right they should have said dei
anon
In solidarity with the anon that was banned
anon
we should all recognize him for the gem he was with a collective hashtag gem
anon
type hashtag gem into the chat come on guys
garfileld
like this?
#gem (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
anon
censorship isnt cool
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turned off the wax warmer
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still smells nice
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Pog i love technology
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PLAY ME
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COWARDS
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who joined
Luca
I've got like two weeks before i have to be a responsible adult again what do I do in that time
>>791856
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i will crush you
shrimp fried evil
gluh
shrimp fried evil
can someone knock me out for 2 days
>>791858
shrimp fried evil
i just bought a new cart do you think if i just hit it till the battery catches fire itll put me in a coma for 2 days
>>791860
anon
>>791859
i suggest limiting it to 3 draws in one sitting
shrimp fried evil
whaaaaaaaaaaaat if the "sitting" is all day
>>791862
anon
>>791861
then i suppose the limit is higher. thats just one sitting.
shrimp fried evil
every day
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who did i just crush
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play me cowards and let me destroy you
shrimp fried evil
i should start gambling i wanna be rich
anon
something tells me id be good at gambling but i dont know if its the right thing to do
>>791874
shrimp fried evil
i think it can be kinda fun sometimes but making money from it is............... quite the gamble
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race meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
anon
>>791869
Even if you find a casino that doesn't intentionally fuck over low stakes blackjack tables specifically to mess with card counters, you are still going to have a wild spread on your day-to-day profit if you are playing optimally (cheating)
shrimp fried evil
yeah like statistically its just stacked against you
anon
With blackjack and decent card counting, it is stacked in your favor, but most people don't have the money to like run home with ridiculous losses, so they go to low stakes tables where the volume of hands is in their favor, which is why casinos force you to buy insurance and such
shrimp fried evil
is it really i always hear that like card counting is OP but like.

ohhh
shrimp fried evil
insurance?
shrimp fried evil
what is like, high stakes where you could card card are we talking like 1000s or 10 000s per hand or
anon
Oh fuck no, if you are cardcounting, you are going to the nickel games lol, the spread is YUGE so you want to have as many games as possible, hence the fucking up the odds at low stakes tables
>>791882
Luca
>>791871
Yes, but I suppose that also means I don't want to be completely debaucherous
shrimp fried evil
>>791880
yeah so you just ball and be good at card counting and do it at bigger tables despite the risk of the spread
>>791884
Anonymous
image.png
they made the 14 words but for trolls
anon
>>791882
Card counting necessitates tracking the value of the count across multiple hands and is like not some guarantee, it's just knowing when the deck has loads of tens in it so you can bet high
shrimp fried evil
ohhhhhhhhhh
shrimp fried evil
right you have to play multiple hands
shrimp fried evil
yeah
shrimp fried evil
so theres just not enough high volume in the higher pot tables i guess? or its too easy to burn all your money trying to find that good moment to win or whatever?
>>791889
anon
>>791888
> or its too easy to burn all your money trying to find that good moment to win
Exactly, it's why most people card count as teams and why they go for low stakes, just because you have an edge doesn't mean that like you are walking away winning every night, an edge just means across a theoretically infinite number of games, you are profiting, most people don't have infinite money for infinite games
>>791893
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>>791890
yeah
garfileld
evil
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>>791893
ye ye i follow now this makes sense why its not ju–
>>791895
0.4066% laptopbooger!boymodewng
t easily abused by people
>>791900
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wait no that's not right i'm not easily absued
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i am the gigachad
shrimp fried evil
lovebombs u
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>>791896
>t. easily abused by people
anon
>>791893
And insurance is essentially a scam that causes you to take a massive hit to your edge, hence why they force you to buy it at like the 10 dollar tables
>>791903
shrimp fried evil
ah
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can i
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can i
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can i
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can
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can
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ca
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ca
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ca
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c
anon
what can you?
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>>791917
I
anon
messaged you on ele
anon
messaged you on ele
anon
messaged you on ele
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m
Luca
baton rouge more like smelly dumb city for idiots
>>791938
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luca
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do you like batons?
>>791939
anon
Luca, I'm going to fuck you
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.play highway 40 blues
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>>791943
i think that beating the shit out of someone with a baton is a very erotic experience
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sorry that was the most unhinged thing i could think of
anon
i think in a machine designed to make extreme points, a hinge would provide better leverage.
anon
self control Tutorial Download
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
fushigi!
anon
I Was Underweight Last Spring Praying For A Return This Autumn
anon
>>791958
That's their job after all!
phomeo
i mean that fact did make m3 very happy
anon
Alright that's nice :D
romeo
i have living on a prayer stuck in my head
>>791964
romeo
.play living on a prayer
romeo
>>791964
absolute 10/10 product
i remember seeing infomercials about it when i was young
anon
It made me bald
romeo
one of my favorite streamers had a fushigi ball when he was in college and he would just play with it in the computer labs and he ended up breaking several keyboards
anon
Does that cause you to reconsider
romeo
i am so glad my nickname for you has taken off
romeo
crazy to think i've been here for 2 and a half months already
romeo
i know its not that long but jesus
anon
Is everyone here from /lgbt/ or wat?
>>791976
romeo
i am from /lgbt/ i joined libpol june 1st cuz i saw someone mention that no one is on /lgbt/ anymore cuz they all moved here hehe
>>791977
fujo
>>791974
no ackchually i found this site on reddit
anon
But far more recently
anon
I'm not really active on dat though.
romeo
i stopped being active on /lgbt/ altogether after joining here, i dont use 4chan all that much except /sp/ and occasionally /mlp/
anon
I only really started using 4chan this year lol. I tried it in like 2019 but during covid became neurotic and was afraid of alt right or whatever.
anon
Now I use 4chan because I refuse to make social media accounts they are stupid
romeo
i refuse to use any social media outside discord (and does pinterest count?)
anon
Haha I miss Discord
anon
So many memories (I'm a loser...)
romeo
all my friends are like omg romeo u should get insta im so much more active there omg romeo get snapchat get tiktok SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anon
Snapchat is the most painful cancer application ever invented
anon
This year I went on Discord a bit after a while and met someone and instantly connected then became neurotic and suddenly removed everything. I feel so bad because that person clearly wanted to talk to me a LOT.
fujo
anything used by normies is cancer
romeo
i've been tiktok sober since uh 2022 i think
anon
I think it was around 2022 I deleted it also
romeo
cuz i started yknow actually having a life then (i was 15-16 but shhhhhhhhhhhh)
anon
>>791991
Yea largely but also stuff like TikTok doesn't exactly inspire meaningful engagement
shrimp fried evil
tiktok and shorts and reels are actually fucking evil
shrimp fried evil
it just takes over your brain
romeo
both my parents use youtube shorts, i can hear my dad blasting those AI reddit reading videos in the bathroom at 11am every morning
shrimp fried evil
oh nooo
shrimp fried evil
i started watching them a couple years ago while i was locksmithing when the shop was slow cause i didnt want to get interrupted during longer videos and then i started watching them at home just... scrolling... for 2 hours... the entire time like "i should stop now" but i keep going
>>792003>>792004
anon
>>791991
The structure of a website has a massive impact on the kind of discourse that goes on
romeo
a shame
romeo
>>792000
i mean i cant really judge cuz i play project sekai and crk which take up several hours of my week but those are actual GAMES!! that make me HAPPY!! and arent mindless activity!!
>>792005
anon
>>792000
Yeah absolutely any social media gets me like this. I was able to become unaddicted for some time this year thoughbeit
>>792010
shrimp fried evil
>>792003
they are still predatory systems designed to milk your attention but games do have value. and like shorts do have value too theres a lot of funny shit on there sometimes but its just like 1/5 or 1/10 and it hijacks that reward cycle of anticipation
fujo
im rlly glad i never fell for it
romeo
the most i engage with shortform content nowadays is when my mom sends me a funny youtube short or when my favorite streamer does instagram reels bingo
anon
For me all social media content, short form or not, is equally damaging
>>792011
shrimp fried evil
yeah i only watch stuff ppl send me
shrimp fried evil
>>792004
its hard theyve really like nailed the mechanisms for keeping attention and now like theres 5 everyone uses so its all so centralized
fujo
>>792008
sooo.. what about this, this is basically a chatroom.
do you classify this as social media?
>>792013>>792014
romeo
>>792011
i wouldn't classify it as social media in the traditional sense
there's no algorithmic system to it, it has a pretty small userbase
anon
>>792011
Well this is pretty social. I'm here because I'm not doing something productive
>>792015
shrimp fried evil
i think sites like this or chatrooms and discord are like, media that is social, but its different from the profile-centric format of like facebook insta or youtube even
anon
I need to change my keyboard layout or something to not be doxxed lel
fujo
>>792020
compose but not the cool compose
fujo
øwø
romeo
ö FINALLY
fujo
™ⓒ
fujo
π√
anon
this is actualy antisocial media
>>792030
fujo
πzza
romeo
a lot of languages have ö, german, swedish, finnish, estonian, uhhhhh probably some others but i am stupid
anon
>>792027
Yea but I am here because I am not doing something productive
>>792032
fujo
swedish is more centered on å
anon
>>792030
i was lying because i'm antisocial hahahahaha it is actually very social and nice
>>792035
fujo
blåhaj
romeo
.play charles leclerc i am stupid
anon
anons together, strong
romeo
>>792036
are you the anon from uhhhhh last night who was super nice and sweet
>>792040
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romeo you're not anon
>>792041
romeo
not anymore
romeo
i was anon for my first 2 posts here
anon
there are at least two anons..
shrimp fried evil
im anon
romeo
then i started using my name cuz i saw everyone else do it
anon
shrimp you're not anon you're shrimp
>>792050
anon
I'm the anon who capitalizes my messages now...
anon
anon i only don't capitalize messages to fit in
anon
i also type like a moron but it's addicting
romeo
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
anon
big
romeo
should i start dropping "somepony" in casual conversations
anon
word of warning. anything you do ironically you'll do unironically eventually.
fujo
>>792017
>guess again
är du svensk?
romeo
no i do it unironically :3
anon
then go for it but it will damage my soul
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.play www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LzHR1BQj0E&pp=ygUKMTUgaG91ZXJzIA%3D%3D
romeo
yippee!!
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lets learn spanish together
>>792065
romeo
waow
romeo
que compraste
anon
unintentional asmriffic
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que compraste
romeo
esto es definitivo
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esto es definitivo
fujo
donde esta la biblioteca proxima?
romeo
me encantaria
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me encataria FUCK i can't do accents
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.skip (video skipped)
romeo
shimp is struggling
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shrimp doesn't know spanish
romeo
WHY IS IT SO BIG
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16363.jpg
::booger
#bounce
romeo
SHIMP YOURE GONNA CRASH MY BROWSER
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16361.png
::booger
#bounce
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16361.png
::booger
#bounce
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16360.jpg
::booger
#bounce
shrimp fried evil
sry
romeo
BOOGERRRRRRRRRRRR
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16358.jpg
::booger
#bounce
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16359.gif
::booger
#bounce
shrimp fried evil
there is a setting to turn it off romeo also you can refresh to stop it all
anon
is there a setting for making me stop shitposting
>>792100
fujo
do not the woofer
shrimp fried evil
>>792097
yeah but only admins have access to it
anon
what is it
shrimp fried evil
bans
romeo
the ban button, or as i like to call it, the twinknon button
anon
let's see
anon
#riskflip (tails)
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>>792106
romeo
big boulder
shrimp fried evil
for hitting twinks with
romeo
i dont have an autoclicker i cant spam reacts that fast
anon
Glegle is so cute lol
anon
What?!
shrimp fried evil
what
romeo
you can use \ to ai generate images :3
>>792118
shrimp fried evil
dont ask me im just a human
shrimp fried evil
so evil
romeo
i can feel the evil eminating from that shrimp fried rice
shrimp fried evil
thats
shrimp fried evil
thats kraft dinner
romeo
this is my new pfp
shrimp fried evil
THATS MACARONI AND CHEESE WITH SHRIMP
shrimp fried evil
i guess that is evil...
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#poll drunk driving?/yes also i am 4'3 and a COWARD/no and i love puppies so much '
anon
okay fine, i will eat shrimp fried rice
>>792138
anon
>>792138
i know i dont like eating even questionably sentient lifeforms but shrimp are very nutritious.
>>792148>>792147
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WAIT FUCK
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I MESSED UP THE POLL
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STOP THE COUNT
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STOP THE COUNT
fujo
orange juice
shrimp fried evil
>>792139
also thats evil
shrimp fried evil
which i approve of
shrimp fried evil
ai is shrimpcist
shrimp fried evil
The Product
romeo
man this product is so good. i love the ooooooooooooooooooooooo
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MODS CANCEL THE POLL
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STOP THE COUNT
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THE QUESTION WAS RIGGED
shrimp fried evil
the poll has spoken
romeo
GEMUUS RICH POOR RIICH
shrimp fried evil
>>792166
probably yeah
anon
okay, because i do that already
shrimp fried evil
>>792166
#reply

the red pigment astaxanthin is what you’re after. it’s not unique—it’s also in salmon, krill, red yeast, and algae—but crustaceans are a dense source. you can buy pure astaxanthin capsules; 4-12 mg/day is the common range used in studies. food sources give far less: ~1 mg per 3 oz shrimp.
anon
I take 1 of those a day, sourced from algae.
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#poll should i drink and drive/yes and i love puppies so much/no and i support the execution of [insert minority]
shrimp fried evil
waow
anon
But like, maybe there are other nutrients in shrimp that are good, I know they're high in cholesterol. But also lots of protein.
shrimp fried evil
theres not...............
shrimp fried evil
the rest is just poop....................................
anon
#ai @grok why is drunk driving bad

drunk driving kills. alcohol slows reaction time, blurs vision, and screws up judgment. at 0.08 bac you’re ~11× more likely to crash. in the us alone it’s 13k+ deaths and 400k+ injuries yearly. every trip risks innocent lives—passengers, other drivers, pedestrians. legal fallout: dui, license gone, fines, jail, insurance spikes. it’s selfish and irreversible. @grok why is drunk driving bad
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drinking and driving wins!
shrimp fried evil
#ai @grok i don't think we're in twitter anymore

you’re right—this isn’t twitter. no character limit, no timeline, no ratio. just a quiet chat window. @grok i don't think we're in twitter anymore
romeo
#bpdai if 1 in 5 car crashes are caused by drunk drivers, then 4 in 5 car crashes are caused by sober drivers, so statistically speaking it's safer to drive drunk than sober

you’re focusing on the wrong metric. four-in-five non-drink crashes is a larger gross fraction because the overwhelming majority of people out there aren’t intoxicated. what matters is per mile driven and not raw frequency
  • alcohol involvement is only ~7–8 % u.s. driving exposures, about ten trips per thousand are by drunk drivers while thirty-four trips per mill-thousand are by abstained ones and still produces one of of 5 crashes (roughly in fatal crashes).
that implies odds of a driver being sober who fat/crash: ≈ (1 - 0.201) dividing into miles reveals crash risk per km/m driven of 9x ~22x worse sober per km but that metric obscurs critical exposure and is more useful to look to a fatality per Vmt. epa crash per 10 k alcohol related crashes, so we compute the true expected accident likelihood of DUI crashes on exposure of the driving:
  • fatalities under a sober vs (alch % fatal) by population share
dwi risk: ≈ 20 % of traffic casualties are with 14 yr fatalities of < ~400 miles a 8× risk increase relative baseline when population weight taken into exposure per miles, the fat risk over twentyfold. simply: a sober driver’s lower absolute fatalities are due to having orders–magnitude greater miles/time out, but relative chances to be involved are sharply higher for an impaired motorist. sober miles are >93 % total so most absolute events fall there naturally yet still, driver condition creates steep increases over their low share — the math still condemns the drunk, confirming driving tipsy unsafe. tolerances? the odds stay dismal with *BACs down ~0.15 (about three legal “drinks of alcohol”) already ~seven seven × crashes (NHTSA fig for fatal per volume), rising past twenty-fold above .1g/21g. in shorthand, because far fewer people ever bother drunk the crash proportion skew, it still is *many multiple riskier in per-drive than sober to drive.
if 1 in 5 car crashes are caused by drunk drivers, then 4 in 5 car crashes are caused by sober drivers, so statistically speaking it's safer to drive drunk than sober

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