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💖!nIOh.loris
...no
anon
Awww, what a shame
anon
Okay I'm confused, why didn't Kevin Costner just fuck the girl in the floating village
anon
like, yeah, he's a mutant
anon
but they aren't gonna know
anon
like legit, he's either sterile so she doesn't get pregnant but she don't know until like a few months later
anon
or he is long gone by the time she has a mutant baby
💖!nIOh.loris
damn
anon
I am talking about Waterworld
>>793248
fujo
sæкі
twink
anon
saeki, I think there is a problem
anon
and the problem
anon
is that I am not currently holding you in my arms
anon
>>793248
I realize that context was vaguely lost
anon
But I just think the main plot of the movie could have been averted if he just you know like had sex
💖!nIOh.loris
such a simple task
>>793253
straw bury
is saeki still here i want to kiss her
straw bury
:(
sæкі
would hold n wipe tears bwa
>>793265
straw bury
:o
straw bury
yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sæкі
was dealing w poison ivy
>>793271
straw bury
i ate some of that shit when i was a kid
sæкі
gah
sæкі
i always remember the medical story of the guys who threw a bunch of cut shrubs onto a bonfire and breathed in the smoke from it and coated their throat and such
>>793274>>793275
straw bury
i thought it would give me super powers
sæкі
horrid
anon
>>793269
Oh god I used to burn random shit all the time lol
straw bury
>>793269
that reminds me of the video of the soldiers burning a pile of hashish out in the desert
sæкі
lemme find pic of what i have
anon
My lungs are probably a nightmare
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pat
sæкі
mine probably arent great but i worry more about my nose though ive stopped doing terrible things to it
sæкі
we do not speak of that
fentmom
im awake
straw bury
fent ^w^
sæкі
gm
fentmom
gm 2 you all
straw bury
fent fent fent fent fent fent fent fent fent fent fent fent fent fent fent ^w^
sæкі
oh god i just noticed the homeopathic label fuck me ig
straw bury
whats homeopathic
straw bury
is it like when ur gay
sæкі
i believe in this context it maybe different buuuut
fentmom
lol homeopathy
fentmom
did you know homeopathy has a really strong lobby in the uk parliament
sæкі
homeopathic is where they take a medicine then dunk 1 dose in a giant bucket of water for example then claim the pills with the water in it are super strong and powerful for some weird crunchy reason
>>793297>>793298
fentmom
our king is basically a homeopath too and is trying to cure his cancer with like wacky shaman shit
fentmom
king charlie has some weird bits to him that isnt apparent. hes very much the last of the old school british aristocrat orientalists and hes oddly like pro ecology and shit. very layered guy but also a man of his time
straw bury
>>793294
sounds pretty gay to me
sæкі
it's a crunchy thing often times but also a psuedoscience thing, this has like lidocaine or shit in it though that i trust enough from being on the label
straw bury
saeki i hate to break it to u but i think u were already homopathic or whatever before u used that spray
>>793303
fentmom
i used to joke about being a homeopath in trans discords and one person (always in their late 20s early 30s) would pop up and say LOOK I KNOW ITS BULLSHIT BUT HOMEOPATHY WORKED FOR ME
>>793304
sæкі
but theyre the kind to claim this dilluted tincture can treat your serious medical condition, its depressing
fentmom
anyway i say this shit about homeopathy and at the same time i want to do this at some point [Wikipedia]
anon
I don't see what homosexuality has to do with your poison ivy burns, but I hope the lesbian sex makes you feel better :D
fentmom
something strange about the human brain is that sometimes by performing abstract rituals we can confront things or move on from them
fentmom
i buried a picture of myself and a friend i lost the other day and felt like i had moved on
sæкі
flesh simulator made a good video earlier about tech's exploitation of h1b visas and the way it's increased rent for people who live here long term in place like seattle and la
>>793314
fentmom
think if i just ripped that picture up and threw it in the trash it wouldnt have done anything
fentmom
welcome to the nightmare world of the future ... ai powered H1Bs ... robotic indentured servants turned new managerial class ...
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yeh
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jesus
fentmom
i cannot talk about H1B stuff bc a lot of my friends have black and white thinking when it comes to the thing and they're like "yay no borders"
sæкі
also the end of this video has a great hack for people looking for tech work, seriously
straw bury
i am going to be a post apocalyptic electrophobic cultist like from the last of us or metro exodus and im gonna destroy all the electrical technology
>>793324
fentmom
my place in the post apoc wasteland is mountain cult community leader who is like .... this is a community of peace ... we follow our own gods here ... if you have ill intentions then pack your things and go ...
straw bury
do we get to eat ppl tho
fentmom
no we try to do transsexual commune without the bad parts (88% of it)
straw bury
no human flesh :(
sæкі
flesh simulator
fentmom
no human flesh no poly drama in the middle of a societal breakdown event that turns into a civil war waged by two opposing BPDemons
fentmom
i would instruct everyone in like agriculture or house building to keep them busy
straw bury
but the nuclear radiation turned me into a zombie what else am i supposed to eat i need to eat brainz
>>793333
fentmom
>>793332
you dont get to be a zombie you have to be Wanderer with a Gun
straw bury
a zombie wanderer with a gun who eats people
fentmom
thats just this rpgmaker game i played
fentmom
think its called middens or something
fentmom
A Man and his Gun
straw bury
3
straw bury
:3
straw bury
swagged out
fentmom
asked this trans woman at a bar if she played tank or dps and she thought i was like asking some sexual question
sæкі
lol
fentmom
i was just being silly
sæкі
sado dps maso tank
fentmom
cuck healer
fentmom
i think my friend wants to hang out after her dads funeral today
sæкі
aw
fentmom
last time we hung out she kept sticking her fingers in my ear and i would say "meow" each time
fentmom
i think shes going to have to confront the fact i am a worse choice by almost all metrics compared to her boyfriend who seems to have his life together
>>793358
straw bury
but does he meow
fentmom
hes like if im gonna be honest me if i was less pretty and faggy and did less quirky manic pixie dream fag shit
sæкі
awroo
fentmom
but he has a job and hes educated and is a nice and stable guy so
fentmom
we really should all be looking in the long term right now
fentmom
alternately we could do what the french do and like .. have a house spouse, a work spouse, and a motel room at 2am spouse. but we would need to work towards that and its a lot of effort
fentmom
>>793363
well in this model you can be as many spouses as you want
straw bury
us fr
straw bury
except we r smooshed together and stuff
>>793379
sæкі
mhm
straw bury
need need need need need need need need need need need need
sæкі
:3
fentmom
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get this shit out my face discord
sæкі
do u have a disc u'd be ever interested inviting to
anon
Forcing them to cuddle
fentmom
>>793378
i would join like a wormcord but im not sure if it would ever be used
fentmom
i have like one discord i really use and its a channel for Very Very Close Friends
sæкі
i made one that has a good portion of people in it but i dont use discord atm
sæкі
and ah yeh
anon
>>793389
leave vro alone, he's da CREEPER
anon
>>793391
is this how you look at my hand when I reach out to pet you!
sæкі
lel
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nuh
straw bury
bringing saeki flowers
sæкі
bringing u flowers
fentmom
very autistic friend is warning me about GBP to yen conversions and is insisting i do the conversions each time i buy something on my phone
fentmom
i told him that would be very inconvenient to people im standing in front of at a bar or such but hes insisting i take my time
straw bury
its raining outside
fentmom
wow just like in undertale
fentmom
.play undertale its raining somewhere
straw bury
bweh
fentmom
im not a disney adult but im hyped to go to tokyo disneyland, been a while since ive been to a theme park
fentmom
sadly there is not much zootopia stuff there. thats all in shanghai. maybe i will abscond mid trip so i can meet judy hopps and nick wilde
anon
it'll be fun
fentmom
maybe even bellwether!! mee-oww
fentmom
>>793408
that sucks i hope you get the opportunity to one day
straw bury
i guess
sæкі
have u ridden a roller coaster either
straw bury
i rode a rlly small one at a state fair once
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awwe
straw bury
>>793413
going to da theme park with saeki and eating pizza and hlding hands and shi
shrimp fried evil
every since i rode the biggest coaster in my country i have never wanted to ride an amusement ride ever again lol
>>793421
sæкі
this makes me want the county fair lemonade and maybe funnel cake
straw bury
oh my goodness county fair lemonade goes so fucking hard
sæкі
the lemonade stands here make them fresh n is rly nice
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god im sad i didnt get to go to the street fest this yr i was so dead but it wouldve been nice
::sad
>>793431>>793429
fentmom
.play new york sextile
fentmom
i want to be the people in this music video one day (again, soon)
straw bury
>>793425
i would take u to the fair and play rigged carnival games with u
fentmom
its tough out here. but the love goes crazy !!!!!
straw bury
>>793432
need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need need
>>793435
fentmom
i dance like this at the club
straw bury
>>793440
i will girlmode eventually probably but for now im a guy
>>793448
shrimp fried evil
>>793444
im married you cant speak to me like this anymore
>>793447
anon
>>793446
That's why it's a three seater, she gets to ride my face
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>>793445
ur not a guy even if ur in boymode but gon make u girlmode
straw bury
"boymode" implies that u have to put in effort to look like a boy, which i dont so i am not in boymode even
anon
>>793449
You get one seat, she gets the other, that seems kosher to me
shrimp fried evil
she will sit on her rightful seat my lap and that will be that thank you very much
>>793454
straw bury
carl quit sexually harassing married women
anon
>>793457
That doesn't sound nearly as comfortable as what I had in mind
>>793461
fentmom
>>793455
if i were american i would probably be dating a new member of this genre of person every week
>>793465
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2
anon
>>793461
That's because you've never sat on my lap, otherwise you'd know which is better
>>793480
straw bury
fent did u see the new machine girl
>>793470
fentmom
>>793468
i dont think so whats it like
fentmom
is it a new album or just a ep/single
straw bury
.play machine girl come on baby scrape my data music video
straw bury
its a single
fentmom
okey ill listen :-DD
sæкі
i should re read and make it up to any new suicide boy chapters
shrimp fried evil
>>793467
youd be surprised how much i enjoy a good chair
>>793482
fentmom
are you a Sad Boy 2001 or a SuicideBoy
>>793487
anon
>>793480
And you'd be surprised how much you can enjoy a good (redacted)
>>793486
straw bury
@grok u silly goose what did u do now
straw bury
carl the type of guy to go to a lesbian bar
>>793492
fentmom
>>793488
i like going to lesbian nights at gay bars because people there like to dance
>>793496
shrimp fried evil
theyre undeflectable bullets
>>793494
anon
Explain how I deflected them then?
straw bury
>>793492
well yeah but ur a lesbian and carl isnt
fentmom
i think its nice some people see me as Manly Man and some see me as lesbian and some people see me as inbetween
fentmom
kind of my desired effect
fentmom
carl feels like the kind of guy to be playfully bullied by a lesbian who is also an aunt at a bar (good vibes though)
straw bury
carl the type of guy to die some time shortly after 10 pm on august 20 2025
>>793508
shrimp fried evil
thats a wednesday
garfield
the most frightening of all days
shrimp fried evil
GARFIELD YOU FAT CAT
straw bury
::garf
garfield
that's me.... i'm....
straw bury
::lasagna
fentmom
get me a fat bitch like garfield
fentmom
goth emo deviantart nerd fujo garfield looking shawtty
>>793513
garfield
close enough
fentmom
>>793513
get her some bangs (blue) and we're rolling
shrimp fried evil
>>793517
maybe it just has a deeper understand of food than we do. lasagna is just a type of pizza
>>793528>>793529
straw bury
WHAT THE FUCK
garfield
ok so it kinda understands
but pizza overrides it
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rereading suicide boy, i luv le hoon
fentmom
skeet
fentmom
sigh i just jeeted and skeeted all over me pillow again
straw bury
lasagna is a type of sandwich
>>793533
straw bury
and if u disagree then ur a bitch and a hoe and et cetera
>>793535
anon
>>793534
I am a bitch and a hoe, I am also right
straw bury
AND et cetera
anon
yeah, being correct is the et cetera
straw bury
explain to me why a lasang isnt a sandwich
>>793540
fentmom
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this is like seeing the kansas city chiefs win several bowls in a row for me
>>793543
anon
>>793538
the pasta in lasagna is not glutinous
anon
Sandwich is a glutinous bread
fentmom
they call me the good poster
straw bury
fent ur so swag
straw bury
swagoramic even
fentmom
im not going to eat cereal today but im gonna do something similarly mentally stunted and go buy a monster at some point soon
anon
I gotta sleep
anon
goodnight
fentmom
night night TA
straw bury
gn carl
straw bury
i hope no body takes this chance to assassinate carl in his sleep
>>793553
fentmom
i like this music video bc it has a computer and woman dancing
anon
>>793551
I sleep with a gun under my pillow
anon
oh god qutebrowser
sæкі
3
fentmom
can we make it stayyyy
fentmom
can we?can we? canwe?canwe?? can we??
sæкі
this mv reminds me of the fan candy bars one
garfield
yay :)
straw bury
bling cat
fentmom
>>793561
watched such a good video of a guy reflecting on how this picture makes him feel
>>793568
garfield
>>793566
it's truly a piece of cinema
straw bury
>>793567
incredible ai reconstructs all photographs of saeki ever taken into one portrait image
garfield
ai knows sæki better than she knowd hersælf
fentmom
its good to see machine girls sound evolve
fentmom
i fear i am sort of aging out of machine girl type music tho
fentmom
lately i listen to a lot of 80s post punk alone in my bedroom like a mature adult pushing 30 would
garfield
time makes fools of us all........
straw bury
dont be a fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
garfield
but it's fun and you can honk your nose
straw bury
DONT BE A FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
garfield
honkhonk
straw bury
STOP!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!
garfield
smell my flower :)
straw bury
NO!!!! PLEASE STOP!!! DONT BE A FOOL!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!
fentmom
daily reminder i nearly married a machine girl groupie who said matt gives good head
>>793585
fentmom
wacky crazy quirky life
fentmom
i dont know why people fret about aging when they could age like matt has, they have to be in their latter 30s at this point
straw bury
>>793584
saeki ur cute and i am going to kiss u right on ur tiney little head right now
straw bury
.play machine girl hell mix
fentmom
love dont always have to go away !!!
fentmom
can we make !!! can we make it stay !!!!
fentmom
feeling like the sun on my face now
fentmom
like a hot summer day now
fentmom
>>793593
it genuinely feels so good getting Wiser and Smarter as you get older
fentmom
i feel like if you choose to you can become more creative and open minded and understanding as well, though you have to try hard to do this and not become some reactionary boring old prick
>>793598
garfield
reactionary seems to be the default, gotta work to not be a little stinker but it's worth
straw bury
i dont want to get old i want to die violently and senselessly at a young age
>>793605>>793603
fentmom
i dont even really fuck with the "I DONT CARE IF I DIED YOUNG I LIVED HARD!!!" type mentality you get from like ... drug users and bodybuilders and such bc like ... life can actually rule
garfield
>>793601
sorry just read ur palm and you're going to live to ur 80s #rekt (493) #lol
fentmom
>>793601
you dont get to do that sorry
fentmom
>>793604
yeah im trying to like encourage several of my friends who are in ruts to find creative pursuits and make more friends (as in actual friends not like drug hookup party people) bc i think it is good to value things and people yknow
garfield
>>793604
meaning innit!!!! #this (same)
fentmom
we all have narratives we can dump into works of art
straw bury
.play the cats miaow shoot the moon
straw bury
im writing a book
fentmom
>>793613
hell yeah
fentmom
>>793615
is it just like super personal or something
garfield
>>793615
nice to write stuff for yourself
i've written lotsa stuff like that, it's very fun
straw bury
its a secret
sæкі
have also written hundreds and hundreds of pages ive not had the courage to show anyone though
sæкі
ive shared stuff i just have hundreds i havent
sæкі
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i have writing out there
::pensive
sæкі
yeh i need to do some more again, thoughs
whaspeeps up to, bwaaa
>>793630
sæкі
wassup
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pat
fentmom
i dont but i probably should, i stopped doing skincare bc
straw bury
its raining so nice outside im so fucking cozy rn dawg
>>793636

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