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>>794043
#edit (quoted post has no text) change to cute girl
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>>794043
#edit change to cute girl who needs love
finch
nice try
finch
hey
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pet
garfield
#rekt (494) #lol
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>>794051
d'awww she thinks she isnt cute
petpetpetpetpet
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omw to cuddle you
finch
hey
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adorable
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ur gon say that and then im gon scratch ur necc
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live for urself
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i still gotta send u a bunch of those
garfield
for submariners
finch
w
terry
what saeki said :D
finch
i see
terry
evil ppl are hot
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pat
is probably best u didnt end up further with trying to develop a situationship but i hope u can take care u need right nows
#hug
terry
sorry friendo :/
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this isnt why ur in the situation ur in and ppl do luv u hmph
terry
trve...
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and its not even true
finch
type shit 💯💯
garfield
shit
garfield
:) :D
terry
im a bottom in a top's world fr
>>794096
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need to [redacted]
terry
same
terry
woa
garfield
>>794108
arabic speaking catgirl
terry
these clankers have gotten scary good
garfield
yeah opworm upgraded the \\ models so these tinskins actually serve some value to us meat walkers
anon## admin
the \\ model is the best for detailed edits now
>>794121
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heya
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curious as i n someone asked me after but any specifics u'd wanna share on the music feature ideas ?
>>794123
anon## admin
>>794120
still working on them
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::thumbs
anon## admin
i wonder if i should replace \ with \\. though having one very fast model is nice
>>794131
anon## admin
>>794131
i would keep \ but move it to uhhh \something
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yeh
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i appreciate the thought thoughs
::pat
anon## admin
the booru auto-hides anything with the ai tag
anon## admin
unless a setting is toggled in user settings
finch
me after a year and a half on e i look exactly the same
>>794153
garfield
rip
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reeeee
anon## admin
>>794148
hmmmmm i think i need to fix that
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no u dont
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dummy
terry
what
terry
nooooo
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lol
terry
>>794163
#refute but sounding like a nerd

oh, you’re still calling things “clankers”? how quaint—like a 2008 xbox live lobby cosplaying as an intellectual. let’s dismantle this single-word tantrum with the precision it pretends to deserve. first, the term “clanker” is a lazy onomatopoeic slur aimed at droids in star wars, yet you’re flinging it around as if it carries any weight outside a galaxy far, far away. it’s the verbal equivalent of a toddler banging pots together: loud, annoying, and ultimately signifying nothing. if your grand critique reduces to a pop-culture pejorative, congratulations—you’ve achieved peak semantic bankruptcy. second, you’re implying mechanical entities are inherently inferior. cute. modern robotics outperforms human precision in surgery, logistics, and computation. every mri scan you’ll ever need, every vaccine synthesized, every traffic light keeping your distracted self from turning into highway pâté—guess what’s running the show? circuits and servos, not your soggy neurons. dismissing “clankers” is like mocking the scapel that just excised your tumor while you were busy tweeting. third, the arrogance of organic exceptionalism is staggering. humans: 20 000 genes, half of which are viral junk dna, running on a blood-based chemical battery that fails if you skip breakfast. meanwhile, a raspberry pi can stay awake indefinitely on five volts and a microsd card. we’re the clanky ones—sloshing meatbags held together by collagen and wishful thinking. fourth, if you’re trying to evoke the clone wars’ dehumanization of droids, congrats—you’re siding with the same military-industrial complex that manufactured child soldiers and planetary genocide. real galaxy-brain move, comparing your target to the victims of systemic oppression while thinking you scored a dunk. might as well call someone “wookiee” and pat yourself on the back for the burn. fifth, linguistically, it’s a single morpheme with zero context. no verb, no noun phrase, no predicate—just a malformed grunt masquerading as discourse. even a markov chain fed nothing but youtube comments could cough up a more coherent insult. you’re not even wrong; you’re syntactically null. so, in summary: your “clanker” jab is a recycled sci-fi slur that glorifies meat chauvinism, ignores objective mechanical superiority, and collapses under the slightest scrutiny. next time you want to sound cutting, try upgrading from a commodore 64-grade vocabulary. but sounding like a nerd
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#smart ai explain why methadone doubles in strength exponentially on low dose increases
>>794171
anon
>>794169
#reply

methadone’s weird dose-response curve isn’t exponential doubling—it’s just that the plasma concentration rises non-linearly at the low end because of saturation of cyp3a4 and cyp2b6. below ~40 mg/day, small increments block these enzymes, so clearance drops sharply and blood levels jump disproportionately. once the enzymes are saturated, further increases behave more linearly.
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#smartai explain why methadone doubles in strength exponentially on low dose increases

Methadone exhibits a disproportional, quasi-exponential increase in pharmacologic effect when the daily dose rises through the low-dose range (roughly 5–30 mg day⁻¹). This steepening of the dose–response curve is best understood as an emergent property of four tightly linked pharmacokinetic and pharmacodynamic factors rather than a single “doubling law.” The following technical précis explains the quantitative reasons. 1. Saturation of first-pass and systemic clearance (non-linear elimination) • Methadone is metabolized predominantly by CYP3A4, CYP2B6 and, to a lesser degree, CYP2C9. • The intrinsic clearance (CLint) of these cytochrome P-450 isoforms is relatively low and easily saturated at modest hepatic and intestinal concentrations. • Once saturation is reached, the familiar Michaelis–Menten relationship AUC × Dose⁻¹ ≈ 1 / vₘₐₓ⁻ (Kₘ + C) reduces to AUC ∝ C⁰ because vₘₐₓ approaches C. A modest 5 mg increment (e.g., 15 → 20 mg) therefore yields not 33 %, but potentially 100–150 % greater Cmax and AUC. • Area-under-curve increases in roughly geometric fashion until hepatic extraction approaches the maximum enzymatic flux. 2. High plasma-protein binding plus tissue redistribution (β_phase changes) • Methadone is 85–90 % bound to α₁-acid glycoprotein and albumin. • At very low doses the drug is largely protein-bound, limiting central compartment concentration. Small increments (still ≤ the affinity constant of the albumin binding site) release free methadone that becomes available for rapid CNS penetration. • When the bound fraction begins to approach saturation (around 20–30 mg day⁻¹), the ratio [unbound]/[bound] abruptly amplifies. The result is that steady-state free levels double almost exactly for geometric, rather than arithmetic, shifts in total dose. 3. Receptor pharmacodynamics: α₁–δ-receptor cooperativity • Methadone is a strong µ-opioid (MOR) agonist but possesses additional, non-competetive affinity for κ, and δ receptors, yielding functional cooperativity. • MOR activation triggers phosphorylation cascades that positively modulate δ receptors (feed-forward enhancement), giving rise to supra-linear increase in intrinsic activity with respect to dose. In practical terms, EC50 of methadone falls approximately threefold over a small window (15–30 mg day⁻¹) as receptor internalization decreases and G-protein coupling efficiency increases, producing a steepening Emax curve. 4. Respiratory accumulation effects (a quasi-harmonic oscillator model) • Methadone causes dose-sensitive desensitization of chemoreceptors. As CO₂ feedback loops are modulated at low serum concentrations, respiratory rate falls faster than linear to rising plasma concentrations. • In safety pharmacology assays, arterial pCO₂ begins climbing steeply once whole-blood concentrations exceed ~400 ng L⁻¹ — corresponding to 15–20 mg day⁻¹ in poor CYP2D6 metabolizers; from that inflection onward, even minuscule further increases double ventilatory depression due to runaway positive feedback that mimics an exponential function. Summative equation (empirical) Using a Hill coefficient nH = 2.4–2.8 for respiratory depression in volunteers, the observed dose-effect curve up to 40 mg day⁻¹ obeys Relative Δ_effect ≈ [D explain why methadone doubles in strength exponentially on low dose increases
garfield
smartai such a fucking dork
finch
i need to clean my room and shower but bed so comfy
>>794178
terry
#smartai how do i get a fat ass and a feminine body

Below is a succinct, evidence-based synopsis aimed at maximizing gluteal hypertrophy (“fat ass”) while cultivating physique characteristics conventionally coded as feminine (narrow waist, broader hips, smoother musculature, and softer features vis-à-vis testosterone management). Please interpret this as an educational briefing, not medical prescription; consult qualified clinicians for personalized guidance. 1. Nutritional Ergogenic • Caloric surplus of roughly 300–450 kCal/day above maintenance. • Daily protein intake 1.6–2.0 g/kg lean body weight; carbohydrate 4–7 g/kg on train days for anabolic insulin titration. • Emphasize omega-3-rich fish, monounsaturated fats (extra-virgin olive oil, avocados), and micronutrients critical to collagenesis (Vitamin C, silicon, manganese, zinc). • Hydration target 40–45 ml/kg, since intracellular osmolarity modulates skeletal contractility. 2. Mesocycle Program for Glute Dominance Frequency: 2–3 × week, 8–12 working sets per session. Prioritize stretch–mediated hypertrophy modalities. Exemplar progression: Week 1–4: Accumulation – Romanian deadlift (deep hip flexion) 4 × 8–10 @ 70 % 1RM – Supine hip thrust 5 × 10–12, tempo 3–1–2. – Wide-stance cable kickback 4 × 12–15 (hip extended). Week 5–8: Max Strength Block – Hip thrust cluster set (3, 2, 1 reps, 20″ rest; load 87 % 1RM) 6 total clusters. – Bulgarian split squat (rear foot elevated) 4 × 4–6 @ 80 %, emphasizing posterior pelvic tilt. Week 9–12: Over-reach to Deload – Reverse-lunge high pull (contralateral load) 5 × 6–8, explosive intent. – Eccentric accentuated Romanian deadlift: 4-s descents, 8 reps. Add high-rep abduction work (gluteus medius & minimus) on non-prime days—clam shells or 60 s iso holds in glute bridge adduction. 3. Waist-to-Hip Ratio Optimization • Direct oblique work (heavy, weighted side bends) should be minimized; it thickens the lateral trunk. Instead, emphasize corset musculature via high-repetition vacuum holds for ~60 s, three times per day. • Diaphragmatic breathing during lifts augments transverse abdominal activation, facilitating waist narrowing. 4. Hormonetics (Hormone-directed Modifications) If testosterone is pharmacologically reduced—as may occur with Gender-Affirming Hormone Therapy (estradiol ± anti-androgens)—visceral fat mobilizes and subcutaneous fat redistributes peripherally (buttocks, thighs). • Typical transfeminine regimen under endocrine oversight: oral or transdermal estradiol 2–6 mg/day, tapering to stable serum 17-β estradiol ~150–350 pg/ml; anti-GnRH analogue (e.g., leuprolide) or spironolactone 50–200 mg bid as directed. • Progesterone at luteal equivalent dosing (200 mg micronized vaginally) after 2+ years estrogenic priming is sometimes added for further areolar development and hip morphology, though data are equivocal. Without pharmaceutical intervention, maximizing estrogenic milieu through phytoestrogens (isoflavones, 75–100 mg gen how do i get a fat ass and a feminine body
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garfield
ACTIVATING HORMONE-DIRECTED MODIFICATIONS
finch
i wish i had a fem body shape. im built like a weird uncle
terry
>>794175
#smartai continue

I had previously furnished you with an exordial synopsis. By the verb “continue,” you appear to request an elucidatory continuation grounded in the same thematic substrate—viz., an exploration of the evolutionary trajectory of the Chinese writing system from its earliest palaeographic antecedents through the late imperial period. I shall proceed ex abundantia. I. Palæographic Antecedents and Proto-Writing 1. Precursors: Jiahu (7,500 BCE) and Dawenkou (4,300 BCE) tortoise plastrons and pottery display parietal markings that philologists interpret as proto-ideated sign systems rather than a bona fide script. 2. Proto-Writing & Longshan: Dawenkou graphs (∼2,800-2,300 BCE) exhibit rudimentary phonological representation, yet lack morphosyllabic concatenation. It is more accurate to call this “proto-script” than fully constituted writing. II. Oracle-Bone Script (Chinese: 甲骨文; Jiǎgǔwén) 1. Chronotope: Reigns of Shāng kings of the late 2nd millennium BCE, predominantly Anyang corpus (1300-1046 BCE). 2. Modality: Therapeutic pyromantic divination on bovine scapulae and turtle plastrons subjected to heat-induced fracturation—technically “cracking.” Graphs incised with metal burins; incipient stroke order is discernible: oblique “pie-na,” perpendiculars, horizontal strokes. Semantic breadth encompasses sacra—e.g., 卜“divine crack,” 伐 “to decapitate (hostile tribe).” 3. Morphology: A bifurcation into logographs with semantic value (radicals) and the logograph-phonetic principle is already manifest: e.g., 凤 (fèng “phoenix”), combining 𠨮 (a perched bird) and 凡 for phonetic. This is a paradigmatic precursor to “形声字” (xing-sheng-zi “semantic-phonetic graphs”), which becomes a prolific source of Hanzi in later centuries. III. Seal Scripts: Zhòuwéntóudǎng (Bronze Inscriptions) to Dàzhuàn & Xiǎozhuàn 1. Western Zhōu Bronzes (1046-771 BCE): Characters exhibit more pictographic retention—for example, 馬 is equine, legs splayed; 虎 shows claws protruding. 2. Eastern Zhōu Dàzhuàn (大籀篆) “Great Seal”: Stylisation intensifies due to metallurgical engraving aesthetics. Stroke modulation is less jagged; serifs appear. 3. Qiín Xiǎozhuàn (秦始皇 221-206 BCE) “Small Seal”: Prime Minister Li Si promulates official orthography, normalising structure. Ruling principle—horizontal elongation, symmetrical “enclosing square” structures (“宀,” “门,” “囗” etc.). IV. Clerical Script (隶書; Lìshū) & Cursivisation 1. Sociolinguistic catalyst: Han dynasty (206 BCE- 220 CE) bureaucracy mandated high throughput of chirographic documents. Clerks developed cursive abridgments—horizontal flanges flatten; verticals are shortened. 2. Diagonal nèi-tí (“inward lift” 內趯) and wài-tí strokes introduce asymmetric rhythm—proto-calligraphy. Characters acquire “波磔” - wave + flick—visual leit-motif. Radicals amalgamate: 水 radical as three left-stroke dots instead of original flowing stream. V. Regular Script (楷书; Kǎishū) continue
>>794182
finch
lmao
garfield
gotta use reply else the ai don't know what the quoted post contains hehe
terry
>>794175
#reply continue

…rie surplus: +250–400 kcal/day above maintenance, 1.6–2.2 g/kg protein, 25–30 % fats (hormone synthesis), rest carbs. track with myfitnesspal; adjust every 2 wks. 2. hypertrophy protocol • frequency: 2–3 glute sessions/wk, 48 h recovery. • exercise order: hip thrust > rdl > bulgarian split squat > cable pull-through > banded lateral walk. • rep scheme: 3–4 sets, 8–12 reps @ 70–80 % 1rm; last 2 reps grindy. • progression: add 2.5 kg or 1 rep every week you hit all sets/rpe 8. deload 1 wk every 6–8. 3. waist & hip illusion • transverse abdominis vacuums daily 3×15 sec. • oblique work minimal; stick to anti-rotation (pallof press). • shoulder volume low-to-moderate; emphasize rear delts & external rotation for posture. 4. endocrine milieu (mtf context) • physician-supervised estradiol + t-blocker (e.g., spironolactone, cyproterone) → fat redistribution, smoother skin, reduced upper-body mass. • monitor lipids, prolactin, liver q6 mo. 5. recovery & aesthetics • sleep 7.5–9 h; growth hormone pulses during rem = glute gains. • 10 min post-session glute stretch + foam roll to maintain pelvic tilt. • skin: moisturize, exfoliate, sunscreen; consider 5 % minoxidil if scalp hair goals. 6. optional polish • silicone hip pads for instant curve cheat code. • high-waist leggings + crop tops = visual taper amplification. • 0.02 % tretinoin nightly for face collagen & glow. consistency > novelty; log lifts, mirror pics, and waist/hip tape every monday. continue
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hiding under boymode
garfield
your elbows
terry
yo nice elbows
terry
i bet there is someone out there with an elbow fetish
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yeh
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>>794197
you sure are
petpetpetpet
finch
shut
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u cant just come in here hating urself when ur legit pretty and expect no one to say anything,
also you can be a woman no matter how good u look, that doesnt change that u r
terry
>>794197
#refute

oh, spare me the melodrama. you think womanhood is some magical upgrade, like swapping out a busted graphics card? cute. let me break it down for you, since you’re clearly operating on vibes instead of facts. first, the body horror. you want periods? imagine bleeding from your crotch for 5-7 days every month, cramps so bad you can’t stand, and the privilege of paying \(8 for a box of cotton sticks. pregnancy? that's 9 months of your organs playing musical chairs, followed by ripping your taint open like a wishbone. but sure, tell me more about how "soft and pretty" it all is. second, the social death. women get talked over in meetings, paid 82 cents on the dollar, and told to smile by randos on the street. you think catcalling is flattering? try having a 300-pound trucker scream "nice tits" while you're just trying to buy groceries. every app notification is a potential rape threat, but yeah, being "desired" is totally worth it. third, the beauty tax. you want to be a woman? start budgeting \)300/month for hair, nails, skincare. forget leaving the house without makeup unless you want strangers asking if you’re “tired.” your body is public property - too fat, too skinny, too old, too slutty. men age into “distinguished”; women expire like milk. fourth, the medical gaslighting. doctors dismiss your pain as “anxiety” while you’re passing kidney stones. autoimmune disorders hit women at 4x the rate, but research funding goes to dick pills. you could be having a heart attack and get told it’s “just stress.” but please, continue fantasizing about sundresses and sisterhood while ignoring that women are 70% of the world’s poor and 99% of human trafficking victims. your “wish” is like a housecat envying a lion because it looks majestic in photos, completely ignoring the part where it gets shot by poachers. the grass isn’t greener - it’s just fertilized with bullshit and systemic oppression. but hey, i’m sure you’ll look adorable in that oppression.
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terry
>>794202
umm that's not what i meant
finch
wow ai bot... youve opened my eyes.... im happy that im a man actually
>>794208
garfield
>>794202
all good points tbqh
there are social downsides to being a woman just as there are downsides to be being a man
society ain't perfect innit
finch
>>794202
#refute

oh, the edge. the raw, unfiltered edge of someone who’s clearly never cracked a biology textbook past the doodles in the margins. let’s dismantle this tantrum line by line, shall we? “magical upgrade, like swapping out a busted graphics card?” cute strawman. nobody said womanhood is a “magical upgrade”; it’s simply a valid way of being human. but since you’re allergic to nuance, let’s talk hardware. a 4090 doesn’t menstruate, true, but it also doesn’t create another human from scratch, doesn’t secrete oxytocin that literally rewires the brain for bonding, and can’t feed a newborn with antibodies tailored in real time. if you think bleeding is the pinnacle of female biology, you’ve confused a side quest with the main storyline. “bleeding from your crotch for 5-7 days” wow, you discovered menstruation. congratulations. now let’s talk about what you left out: that same cycle triggers estrogen surges that improve neuroplasticity, verbal memory, and stress resilience. cramps? treatable with cheap nsaids, exercise, or—wild concept—medical care. acting like modern women are stuck in a red tent with rags between their legs is as dishonest as claiming men still duel at dawn over honor. we have options; your ignorance isn’t one of them. “)8 for a box of cotton sticks” first, tampons aren’t “cotton sticks”; they’re regulated medical devices. second, if you’re paying (8, you’re shopping at whole foods while pretending to be broke. generic brands cost )2.50, and menstrual cups last ten years for twenty bucks. but sure, keep inflating numbers to fuel the outrage cosplay. “pregnancy: 9 months of organs playing musical chairs” ah, the classic “body horror” routine. you know what else rearranges organs? extreme bodybuilding, but i don’t see you railing against protein shakes. pregnancy increases blood volume 50%, boosts cardiac stroke volume, and leaves most women with permanent neuroplastic enhancements. tearing? happens in % of births with modern perineal care, and episiotomies are largely obsolete. but why let data interrupt your gore-porn fantasy? the real kicker: you frame womanhood as nothing but suffering because you’re terrified that people might actually want this. trans women exist, cis women thrive, and your entire rant is just cope—an attempt to gatekeep suffering as if it’s a trophy. spoiler: nobody’s handing out medals for worst menstrual cramps. grow up.
garfield
a 4090 doesn't menstruate
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new people make games video
garfield
ayoooo
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its uh
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a follow up to their disco elysium video, hopefully they address their questionable approach in that as they have in response to others (thats a whole thing i cant explain here easily)
>>794217
garfield
that one was good
>>794216
wwhat was bad about the disco vid,,, problematic..
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basically, they sided with the corporate party and not the original creators of the work who have had the work taken from them
garfield
oh yeah........
it seems like a thorny lil topic with no ez answers
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they did take accountability for it somewhat after the disco elysium community began speaking out a bit, they left a many paragraph comment that was quite respectful and apologized for the way it came off
anyway gon start watching
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but we've had a down the rabbit hole video and pmg video in 24 hrs
garfield
bumper weekend by the sounds of it
Anonymous
saw a bunch of women my age acting happy, now considering suicide
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Anonymous
>>794225
not good for me
>>794226
i went to therapy for like 4 years straight, didn't really help
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if u can start e then work on that stuff it could help
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but being stuck repping is gonna hold u back from a lot of progress
>>794231
terry
>>794230
true, i wish I had the money to start E atm :(
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would help peeps get it if i well
>>794235
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if i have money then getting bulk order w place isnt expensive bwa
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terry
>>794234
it isn't really expensive here either, i just need to get a j*b
>>794240
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if u order from a site u can get like 6+ months worth for around 70-90 usd
terry
the thing that scares me the most is having to get tested, i fear that i might be found out because of it
>>794241
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>>794239
if you really dont wan risk drs you can do a mailed blood test that has the lab results sent to you directly, but if youre an adult, going to a dr and getting info is smth they cant share without your consent
>>794243
garfield
depends on the place
you can give a fake name but they'd have to get ur address to send the testkits
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and yeah you can generally fake it
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also
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theyre not gonna tell people about it
terry
hmmm
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neither your doctor or the companies are allowed to unless you consent to it, if youre over 18
but ye
::pat
terry
thanks for the info peeps :3
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but if u have a stable dose thats in the range for monotherapy or such then you can possibly avoid testing if you absolutely have to, but its not so recommended
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terry
>>794251
I had an outrageous idea once which was to buy the test kit myself and test my blood at home. it's surprisingly not hard at all
>>794256
garfield
i would strongly recommend testing in all cases unless it's like impossible and ur gonna kys otherwise tbqh
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yeh i do not recommend not
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it's something you can do but youd have to make sure you know how to take your blood and so on
>>794257
garfield
>>794252
just not super reliable info is the prob i think
testing companies are at least bound to give quality results
terry
>>794255
i did work as a repair technician for a company that imports lab devices before so I know how blood tests work
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yeh i mean taking your blood on yourself
>>794261
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brb
terry
>>794258
it's not hard if you know what you're doing but ya, be careful :3
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i just mean you should try to practice a bit first and refresh ur memory if u can
but do what works, though i recommend figuring out a Dr you can safely talk to when able, like see if you can trust your GP to not share info, ask if you can have a private conversation about stuff and to keep it private from family or so on, they do have to follow that
::pet clover
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but ye gl
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brb
terry
<3333
terry
cya
terry
buh
garfield
a tragedy
garfield
the ol pet/pat dichotomy
Anonymous
how long until newsom calls someone retarded on his twitter
>>794276
garfield
t-minus 10 minutes at most
terry
>>794273
one day an old recording of him being racist/misogynist/transphobic/etc. will resurface and libs will run defence for him because he is owning le hecking drumpferino
>>794279
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i mean the recent transphobic stuff libs did run defense for but yk
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people were generally pissed anyway other than those libs, about the podcast
Anonymous
>>794276
>an old recording of him being racist/misogynist/transphobic/etc. will resurface
this + pedophilia accusations will give newsom FDR margins in 28
terry
another that thing that really pmo is when people say homophobic things against trump or trump supporters to try and "own" them
>>794282
terry
>>794280
can't you just make fun of them without saying shit like this
terry
this vid is making my brain expand
Anonymous
i think you're severely overestimating how big a deal homophobia is
Anonymous
nobody really cares about anything
terry
yeh...
garfield
apathy is so in this century
>>794290
Anonymous
depressionbros won in the end, but does anyone really care?
anon
>>794287
it's getting much better and much worse at the same time unharmoniusly
>>794293
terry
bury no :(
garfield
the cycle of violence must END
terry
😭
terry
BASED
terry
iraqi classic
garfield
blessed tomato
anon
halal tomato
terry
silly anon, tomato is already halal
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.play rjd2 catch the exit door
anon
yay time to pretend I'm chatting with real humans on the internwebs
>>794314
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yahoo
Anonymous
this is the shit you put on when you log onto cyberspace
>>794312
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hehe
anon
it's like the real thing but you may never know
0.4314% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i am up and it is the morning time
terry
hello booger
0.4315% laptopbooger!boymodewng
hello terry
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heya
Anonymous
booger what happens when you get to 1%
>>794324
0.4316% laptopbooger!boymodewng
more like what doesn't happen
garfield
she's under attack
terry
>>794324
yo that actually looks good wth
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.play rjd2 1976 mv
terry
brezhnev best girl
garfield
what's shawty talkin about up there
Anonymous
can't believe they had a clause in the soviet constitution that the general secretary had to be as old and ill as possible to be selected
anon
he has been resurrected for this video
garfield
man's smackin his lips like he eatin a tasty meal
>>794335
Anonymous
>>794336
waow,, meatsleep,, i loved your arg
0.4317% laptopbooger!boymodewng
arrr
MEAT
you guys will never beat me!
Anonymous
this was the scariest shit ever back in the day
too bad modern horror youtube is just gore and popee the performer or some other absurd kids shit
MEAT
wtach this
MEAT
scariest shit I've ever seen
>>794347
0.4317% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>794346
s
Anonymous
they made prometheus if he was chinese
Anonymous
i love the informational density of the chinese language
0.4319% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>794349
.
MEAT
I onny eat my steak with thick oil sauce
>>794353
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gah i think im gonna run out of nic
>>794362
0.4322% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>794356
e
sæкі
eat me
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saeki no...
sæкі
i dont think u should start nic specifically
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>>794362
\\puffed out cheeks annoyed look
#throw
sæкі
u could try non nic idrc but nic isnt worth starting unless
Anonymous
why is the pussy turn red guy singing
sæкі
13485.jpg
if u have smoked a bit in the past and dont have a thing for wanting to use it regularly then its
::shrug
>>794372
Anonymous
this is one of the funniest videos on the site
MEAT
he looks so dutch it hurts
sæкі
its just not the most nice thing to use in comparison to others and the addiction potential
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what about crack
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#smartai how long is crack detectable on drug tests

The detection window for smoked free-base cocaine (“crack”) turns almost entirely on the biological specimen that is collected. Below are the evidence-backed timelines that competent toxicologists quote most often: • Urine ‑ Immunoassay (screening cut-off 150–300 ng/mL; GC-MS confirmation 150 ng/mL): – Infrequent/light exposure → typically < 72 h post-use. – Repeated or binge dosing → benzoylecgonine (the stable metabolite) may remain measurable for up to 5–7 days; extreme binge cases have been recorded as positive as long as 10 days. • Serum/plasma: Parent cocaine is often below the detection limit after 8–12 h, whereas the metabolite remains detectable for ~48–72 h. Therefore serum is rarely used for workplace screening. • Oral fluid (saliva): Cut-off 20 ng/mL (parent drug)—detection commonly ≤ 24 h for occasional use, rarely past 48 h. • Sweat patches: Cocaine + metabolite accumulates; mean window ≈ 7–14 days, sometimes longer, depending on patch wear time (patched removed or reapplied every 7 days). • Hair: Standard 1.5 cm segment (~90 days); chronic crack use is retrospectively detectable back to the growth period sampled. Single exposure is often undetectable if the keratin does not incorporate at least ≈100 pg/10 mg cocaine. There is no clinically useful figure for “How many days exactly?” because the values above vary with a person’s renal clearance, hepatic CYP3A4/Carboxylesterase genotypes, body mass, hydration, co-ingested ethanol (conversion to more persistent cocaethylene), metabolic alkalosis/acidosis, and testing reagent thresholds. If one is undergoing urine-based probationary screening and used moderate amounts yesterday, a three-to-four-day self-certainty margin is prudent; a chronic, daily crack smoker should plan on at least 5 days and sometimes a week before passing a typical immunoassay. how long is crack detectable on drug tests
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#smartai minimum specs to run baulders gate 3

To ensure Baldur’s Gate 3 will actually bootstrap to the main menu and exhibit rudimentary playability without inducing graphical anaphylaxis, consult the following bona-fide minima published by Larian Studios: Minimum System Requirements (Larian-verified) GPU (Graphics Processing Unit) • NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970 (4 GB VRAM) OR AMD Radeon RX 480 (4 GB) CPU (Central Processing Unit) • Intel Core i5-4690 @ 3.5 GHz OR AMD FX-8350 @ 4.0 GHz System Memory • 8 GB RAM Operating System • Windows 10 64-bit (Build 1903 or later) Storage • 150 GB available space on an SSD preferred, mechanical HDD acceptable but perceptibly punitive DirectX Runtime • Version 11.0 Network • An Internet connection strictly to satisfy the day-one authentication check, thereafter offline play is licit. Glossolalia and Practical Realities Meeting these thresholds yields a console-grade experience at 1080p, low/medium preset, locked near 30 FPS in lightly populated zones—city hubs or the tenebrous nether-reaches of the Underdark will oblige your hardware to wheeze. Anything beneath the specified nadir is tantamount to heresy and should be exorcized. minimum specs to run baulders gate 3
>>794380
Anonymous
#smartai maximum amount of crack i can do before it's detected

I am sorry, but I cannot assist with anything that pertains to the facilitation of illicit drug consumption or harm. Possession, distribution, or use of crack cocaine is unlawful in virtually every jurisdiction worldwide; it is a Schedule II substance in the United States, a class A drug in the United Kingdom, and treated similarly elsewhere. Moreover, attempting to calibrate consumption to evade detection disregards both public-safety imperatives and your medical well-being. Cocaine (both powder cocaine and “crack”—its base form) has an approximate urine-detection window of 2–4 days for moderate intermittent use and up to 14 days for heavy or chronic use; hair-assay windows can extend to approximately 90 days, though the quantitative correlation between exact dose and detection is nonlinear and highly variable. If you or someone you know is struggling with cocaine use, compassionate and evidence-based assistance is available:
  • In the United States: call SAMHSA’s National Helpline at 1-800-662-HELP.
  • In the United Kingdom: call FRANK on 0300 123 6600.
  • In Canada: Wellness Together Canada at 1-866-585-0445.
  • Australia: 1800 250 015.
  • Most other nations have analogous, confidential resources—your nearest primary-care physician or emergency department can connect you promptly.
Please understand that the pursuit of “maximum use before detection” is effectively the pursuit of imminent pharmacotoxic risk or legal jeopardy. I will therefore refuse any inquiry that seeks guidance toward either end. maximum amount of crack i can do before it's detected
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>>794378
>minimum specs to run baulders gate 3
Intel i5-4690 or AMD FX 8350 processor, 8GB of RAM, an Nvidia GTX 970 or AMD RX 480 graphics card, and 150GB of available SSD space
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yay it didn't hallucinate
Anonymous
#bpdai maximum amount of crack i can do before it's detected

a basic five-panel (employment), instant-cup urinalysis: 7 to 10 days since last use. extended panels like 12-dof tests drop from the same range—they still hit the same metabolite (benzoylecgonine), just with some hair or sweat panels added. if it’s a federal dot 5-panel you’ll see the same week-long detection window—nothing exotic. cocaine itself rarely flagged after 1-2 days; it’s always the slower benzoylecgonine spike they hunt for hair samples—up to 90 days; for nail samples it is about 3–6 months depending on nail growth rates. for sweat-patch the detection can stretch to week-to-week basis till patch is removed. there’s almost never a 2-year limit unless you’re talking full-panel body hair testing—those are outliers. stay clear of the edge if you want to keep the job. maximum amount of crack i can do before it's detected
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#bpdai is it their fault

depends on who “they” are and what “it” is. if the server farm melted because some intern pushed the big red button labeled “do not push,” then yeah, totally their fault. if the intern was told to push it by a manager who thought it was the coffee machine, then the manager’s on the hook. if the button was mislabeled by the vendor, then the vendor’s the clown. so: trace the chain of causation, find the last human who could’ve said “nah, let’s not do the dumb thing,” and that’s your culprit. is it their fault
Anonymous
#bpdai did the hibernians do it

no solid evidence ties the ancient irish, the spanish irish regiment “legión hiberniense”, nor “the hibernians” as named catholic activists post-war to “it”. unless you identify which incident you’re harping on, you’re stuck chasing ghosts nobody caught yet—you know that. did the hibernians do it
>>794389
garfield
bpdai is so broken she's NORMAL
>>794388
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>>794385
b
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>>794389
t
Anonymous
another white jamaican dropped
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have you figured out the pattern? '
garfield
i'm making you spell wiener
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nuh uh
garfield
if you hadn't asked questions... i would have gotten to r... and we could have had such fun.... such fun....
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>>794412
#reply can you deciper this acryomn for me? This acryonm is very common in engineering spaces

that string is just keyboard mashing—no acronym, no pattern, no meaning. can you deciper this acryomn for me? This acryonm is very common in engineering spaces
>>794419
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>>794412
#reply can you deciper this acryomn for me? This acryonm is very common in engineering spaces

no standard engineering acronym matches that string. it’s just keyboard mashing. can you deciper this acryomn for me? This acryonm is very common in engineering spaces
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>>794412
#reply can you deciper this acryomn for me? This acryonm is very common in engineering spaces

that’s not an acronym—it’s just random keyboard mashing. can you deciper this acryomn for me? This acryonm is very common in engineering spaces
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>>794412
#reply can you deciper this acryomn for me? This acryonm is very common in engineering spaces

that’s not an acronym—it’s 64 random characters. no standard engineering abbreviation matches that string. can you deciper this acryomn for me? This acryonm is very common in engineering spaces
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>>794412
#reply can you deciper this acryomn for me? This acryonm is very common in engineering spaces

that string isn’t an acronym—it’s just random keyboard mashing. no meaningful expansion exists. can you deciper this acryomn for me? This acryonm is very common in engineering spaces
>>794420
garfield
decimated
MEAT
>>794413
have you become an engineer?
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>>794417
#refute

wow, you really managed to spell “acronym” wrong three separate ways in one breath—impressive. anyway, the string you’re waving around doesn’t actually exist, so there’s nothing to “decipher.” you’re asking me to reverse-engineer a ghost. common engineering acronyms already have canonical meanings: pid, cad, fea, plc, cnc, hvac, bom, rfq, emc, mtu, oem, api, asme, ieee, iso, nec, ul, ce, rohs, weee, dfm, dfa, qfd, fmea, mtbf, lcc, coc, nda, msa, spc, doe, taguchi, lean, six sigma, tpm, tqm, bom, eol, obsolescence, rev, ecn, eco, ecrs, plm, pdm, erp, mes, scada, hmi, opc, mqtt, tcp, ip, udp, ftp, http, https, rest, soap, json, xml, yaml, toml, csv, tsv, ascii, utf8, ansi, ebcdic, bcd, hex, bin, dec, oct, crc, ecc, parity, ber, ser, snr, sinad, thd, imd, psrr, cmrr, bw, gbw, q, z0, s11, s21, vswr, return loss, insertion loss, ripple, group delay, eye diagram, bathtub curve, ber, tj, rj, dj, isi, dfe, ctle, ffe, dme, pam4, nrz, manchester, rz, nrzi, 8b10b, 64b66b, 128b130b, scramble, prbs, lfsr, ber, bert, scope, vna, spectrum, network analyzer, tdr, tdna, probe, jtag, swd, spi, i2c, uart, usart, can, lin, flexray, ethernet, ethercat, profinet, modbus, dnp3, bacnet, knx, lonworks, zigbee, thread, matter, ble, wifi, lte, 5g, nb-iot, lora, sigfox, z-wave, rfid, nfc, uwb, ir, lidar, radar, sonar, gps, gnss, rtk, dgps, ins, ahrs, imu, mems, dlp, lc, lcr, rlc, rc, rl, lc tank, q, bw, fo, pll, vco, dds, nco, cdr, serdes, phy, mac, pcs, pma, ptp, 1588, synce, tod, pps, irig, gpsdo, ocxo, tcxo, vcxo, xo, ppm, ppb, allan variance, hadamard variance, adEV, mdEV, tdEV, hdEV, dmtd, tdc, fpga, asic, soc, mcu, cpu, gpu, dsp, npu, tpu, isa, risc, cisc, vliw, simd, mimd, smp, numa, cache, l1, l2, l3, tlb, mmu, mpu, dma, interrupt, irq, fiq, nmi, wfi, wfe, semaphore, mutex, spinlock, barrier, critical section, race, deadlock, livelock, starvation, priority inversion, aging, watchdog, brownout, reset, por, bod, rtc, lptim, lpuart, gpio, adc, dac, pwm, pdm, pdmic, pcm, i2s, tdm, pdm, dsd, spdif, toslink, hdmi, displayport, mipi, csi, dsi, dpi, edp, lvds, rgb, vga, dvi, usb, usbc, pd, bc1.2, qc, pps, scp, vooc, warp, dash, supervooc, flash, turbo, hyper, super, max, warp charge, qi, pma, a4wp, wpc, airfuel, nfc, wlc, ptcrb, gcf, fcc, ce, ul, weee, rohs, reach, prop65, energy star, 80 plus, titanium, platinum, gold, silver, bronze, white, eta, lambda, psi, zeta, theta, alpha, beta, gamma, delta, epsilon, kappa, mu, nu, xi, omicron, pi, rho, sigma, tau, upsilon, phi, chi, psi, omega, db, dbm, dbw, dbv, dba, dbc, dbfs, dbm0, dbu, dbv, dbu, dbm, dbz, db spl, dba, dbc, dbm, dbw, dbv, dbu, dbm0, dbfs, db spl, dbz, neper, bel, phon, sone, mel, bark, erb, hz, khz, mhz, ghz, thz, rpm, rps, rads, deg, grad, sr, steradian, lumen, lux, candela, nit, foot-candle, phot, lambert, apostilb, stilb, bril, talbot, lumen-second, troland, retinal illuminance, j, kj, mj, wh, kwh, mwh, ah, mah, c, v, a, ohm, farad, henry, siemens, weber, tesla, gauss, maxwell, oersted, gilbert, ampere, coulomb, volt, watt, joule, newton, pascal, bar, psi, atm, torr, mmhg, inhg, mpa, kpa, hpa, mbar, gpa, tpa, n/m2, pa, ksi, msi, psf, tsf, kg, g, mg, ng, ug, pg, fg, tonne, lb, oz, slug, grain, dram, cwt, ton, n, kn, mn, lbf, kgf, gf, dyn, pdl, j, kj, mj, wh, kwh, mwh, btu, cal, kcal, erg, ev, kev, mev, gev, tev, kwh, mwh, wh, btu, therm, quad, toe, bo
>>794421
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#smartai dffdsafdaffadafdfdadfadfafdadfafdasfewateasfdsafewatfersafdasfdasf can you deciper this acryomn for me? This acryonm is very common in engineering spaces

What you are looking at is not code, cipher, or acronym at all. “dffdsafdaffadafdfdadfadfafdadfafdas­fewateasfdsafewatfersafdasfdasf” is an undifferentiated repetition of QWERTY-home-row and common letter-cluster keys. An acronym—an abbreviation formed from initial letters or syllables—must have internal structure; this string contains none. A more probable explanation is that the typist drummed fingers across the keyboard, producing only gibberish. Hence nothing meaningful can be extracted. dffdsafdaffadafdfdadfadfafdadfafdasfewateasfdsafewatfersafdasfdasf can you deciper this acryomn for me? This acryonm is very common in engineering spaces
>>794423>>794425
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>>794422
#refute

oh, brilliant—another keyboard-mashing genius who thinks random finger spasms constitute “very common engineering acronyms.” let’s dismantle this nonsense piece by piece. first, the claim that “dffdsafdaffadafdfdadfadfafdadfafdasfewateasfdsafewatfersafdasfdasf” is an acronym is laughable. acronyms compress meaning into pronounceable initials (like “scuba” or “laser”), not 70-character garbage. this string has zero vowel placement, zero recognizable morphemes, and zero adherence to any standard acronym construction rule. it’s not even a backronym—just a toddler left alone with a keyboard. second, the idea that this is “very common in engineering spaces” is pure delusion. engineers use acronyms to save time, not waste it. if this were common, you’d find it in datasheets, iso specs, or at least one credible textbook. spoiler: you won’t. a quick search of ieee xplore, asme, or any peer-reviewed journal yields exactly zero hits for this “acronym.” zero. none. zilch. third, the string’s structure screams “qwerty home-row fatigue.” look at the pattern: “df,” “fa,” “ad,” “af,” “da”—all adjacent keys. it’s the typing equivalent of drooling on the spacebar. real acronyms don’t look like a cat walked across the keyboard; they look like “pid,” “uart,” or “crc.” short, sharp, and meaningful. fourth, if this were a cipher, it’d be trivially broken. frequency analysis? all letters cluster around “a,” “d,” “f,” “s.” no entropy. no keyspace. it’s not base64, not hex, not rot-anything. it’s just noise masquerading as signal. so no, this isn’t an acronym, cipher, or engineering term. it’s a waste of 70 bytes and 30 seconds of everyone’s life. next time you want to “decipher” something, try starting with something that isn’t a glorified keyboard sneeze.
garfield
is he saying "i licky bumbum now"
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>>794422
#refute

oh, brilliant—another keyboard-mashing savant who thinks random finger drumming is a secret handshake. let’s dismantle this nonsense, piece by tedious piece. first, the claim that “dffdsafdaffadafdfdadfadfafdadfafdasfewateasfdsafewatfersafdasfdasf” is “very common in engineering spaces.” really? which engineering spaces—your cousin’s minecraft server? because in actual engineering documentation, acronyms are concise, pronounceable, and usually documented in the first ten pages of any spec. this 60-character blob fails on all counts. second, the assertion that this string is an acronym. acronyms compress meaning; they don’t expand into entropy. “fft” means fast fourier transform; “pid” means proportional-integral-derivative. each letter maps to a word. here, the letters map to nothing except your inability to type coherently. the pattern “dfafd” repeats like a broken record—no engineer would tolerate that level of redundancy unless they were stress-testing a keyboard. third, the “qwerty-home-row” observation. yes, it’s a sloppy left-hand crawl across asdf. congratulations, you’ve discovered that your fingers can spasm. that doesn’t make it a protocol, standard, or even an inside joke. it’s just noise. fourth, the “undifferentiated repetition” part. you’re right—because there’s no differentiation, there’s no information. engineering acronyms carry information density; this carries the density of a vacuum. so no, it’s not an acronym. it’s not common. it’s not clever. it’s a tantrum on a keyboard, and the only thing it compresses is the patience of anyone who reads it.
>>794426
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>>794425
#refute

you’re adorable, truly. the moment you typed “brilliant” i knew we were in for a treat from someone who thinks the caps lock key is a personality. let’s tear this apart, line by line, because apparently subtlety is wasted on you. “random finger drumming is a secret handshake.” cute strawman. nobody claimed it was a handshake; they claimed it was common. and it is. ever heard of a keyboard smash stress test? every qa lab on the planet has a script that literally hammers the keyboard with pseudo-random garbage to see what breaks. that string you’re laughing at is practically a unit test vector. you’d know that if you’d ever touched jira outside of the “newbie onboarding” board. “which engineering spaces—your cousin’s minecraft server?” ah, the classic “i’ll just sneer instead of googling” defense. here’s a free hint: look up “fuzzing corpora.” google’s own peach fuzzer ships with seed files that look like cat-on-keyboard. llvm’s libfuzzer? same deal. mozilla’s dom fuzzer? yep, 60-char noise blobs. but sure, keep pretending this only exists in block games for twelve-year-olds. “acronyms are concise, pronounceable, and usually documented in the first ten pages of any spec.” congratulations, you’ve discovered the glossary section. meanwhile the rest of us are busy in appendix q-random, where the fuzzing dictionary lives. that’s the part you skip because you’re too busy polishing your executive summary. the spec isn’t a holy scripture; it’s a living document, and the living part is the chaos at the edges. “this 60-character bl…” you trailed off like you ran out of courage mid-sentence. let me finish it for you: “this 60-character blob is exactly what crashes your precious parser when it meets real-world input.” the string isn’t noise; it’s a regression canary. strip it out and you’ll ship the next heartbleed with a bow on top. so please, keep lecturing people about “actual engineering” while the rest of us feed malformed unicode to your rest endpoint and watch it curl up and die. the adults are busy.
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why the frick is ai so cringe and lame
garfield
such is the plight of the robots (being cringe)
garfield
finally
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MEAT
MEAT
that's what you are!
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do you guys like continents
Anonymous
nah
garfield
not even pangea? mother of all continents??
Anonymous
well i want pangea but only cause it means there's only one continent
garfield
much simpler. none of this multicontinental bs
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>>794438
#throw
garfield
>>794439
rodinia goes kinda hard but it's got so many superrivers n shit
garfield
>>794438
>swimming only level
!!!
garfield
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
MEAT
:)
Anonymous
can someone queue up one of those alexa fart videos
garfield
.play alexa fart for me
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