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anon
>>794651
#edit Make this a Substack philosophy article from a STEM student
garfileld
gen z san fran gpt wrapper startup is quite evocative
Anonymous
i should make a substack where i post contextless sentences
anon
AI kinda missed the mark with the Substack stuff that's not how they type
>>794656
Anonymous
>>794655
#edit make this sound like curtis yarvin combined with peter thiel and jd vance's twitter
>>794658
Anonymous
look mommy! i'm a prompt engineer
anon
>>794656
#edit make this sound like a Zizian member who uhh whatever
garfileld
#ai whomst is the zizians

loose network of rationalist-adjacent anarchists who split off from the bay area scene around 2017-2018. named after ziz, a trans woman who used to post on lesswrong. core themes: veganism, ai-risk accelerationism, anti-coopertition, and a very literal reading of timeless decision theory. they’re infamous for the 2019 berkeley “house fire” incident and for a string of smaller clashes with local ea/rationalist groups. whomst is the zizians
anon
#ai How do I stop an effective altruist from torturing me For Ever

if they literally have you restrained and are torturing you, call 911 or scream until someone does. if it’s a thought-experiment threat (“if you don’t donate i’ll simulate eternal torture”), remember it’s just a bluff—no one can actually do that. block, mute, walk away. How do I stop an effective altruist from torturing me For Ever
Anonymous
lesswrong is the worst thing to happen to the internet ever
garfileld
how about moreright huh. make that one
>>794664
anon
Why isn't there a social media just for truth.. Like... Truth.. Truth Social... Sounds good, right?
>>794668
Anonymous
>>794662
what would the moreright political alignment look like
>>794669
anon
On my new leftist YouTube alternative you upload bit-sized videos to you viewers who receive them as if right through some kind of chute! I'm going to call it... BitChute!
>>794667>>794668
garfileld
>>794664
everyone is on one end of the horseshoe and both ends are good
sæкі
>>794670
he's on one of those nebula type sites but its just leftists and the site is kinda weird, less than he is but still
anon
My friend Jack really likes Soy! I think we'll have a party! Call that...
sæкі
h
anon
Hmm I'll make a Discord alternative but everyone talks on four channels! Four chan!
Anonymous
>>794670
he's one of the many dudes on nebula but i hate him so i think he'd hang around nazi circles
straw bury
dedicated saeki spin button
>>794682
anon
Second Thought... Meet... Third Thought...
Anonymous
second thought makes his second supercar review channel, names it third way reviews
>>794685
anon
Political YouTubers are quite something!
anon
Thank God Adam Something never called for nuclear warfare!
garfileld
>>794686
slow but still noticeable
100s is sometimes too slow and 1s is too much
10s fits the vibe of the emoticon oh god i'm spining very slowlt this is actually lovely thank you bloogyeger
>>794688
0.4411% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>794687
anon
I still don't understand these spinning codes...
>>794691
garfileld
they are Very Strong magic runes
anon
Huh..
straw bury
inchy squinchy
anon
Yeah you have to read every volume before that one though
0.4412% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>794690
show me the line in the communist manifesto that says no supercars
>>794702>>794703
0.4413% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'll wait.
garfileld
>>794698
chapter 15 paragraph 8 subsection 12, "communists shall not partake in oil-related or oil-fueled endeavours"
>>794707
Anonymous
>>794698
it's in kapital vol. 7
anon
Oops my message went up there
garfileld
teleported
garfileld
gotta hit enter else ur post will just hang out there when you type some stuff in it
>>794708
garfileld
>>794707
wasn't real communism obvs
straw bury
hmmm i think i will have a small drink
>>794713
Anonymous
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>>794715
anon
As long as it's water
garfileld
yeah alright
garfileld
>>794715
this cat fucking cursed
0.4414% laptopbooger!boymodewng
damn this is crazy bc do you know how stupid you have to be to get ARRESTED for flying drunk lmao
0.4414% laptopbooger!boymodewng
the co-pilot is literally trained to tell you "hey i think you're feeling pretty sick you should call out"
Anonymous
>>794726
yeah but why mizkif in specific
anon
God favours the Twitch streamers
anon
Asmongold next
anon
Asmongold reacting to The Truth
anon
Oops
sæкі
>>794724
i get jumpscared by someone mentioning mizkif and then again by seeing the ai generate him
straw bury
>>794713
i have poured myself an almost medium drink i can not afford to get too drunk because then i get a little wacky
>>794737
sæкі
now im just remembering the time he kissed a trans woman's [redacted]
anon
>>794735
Omg I thought you were talking about WATER!
straw bury
no alcohol i love alcohol i love getting drunk
Anonymous
trans womaN
anon
Well. I just Drugged someone. I freaking drugged someone. *shaking* I think I'll call the cops.
>>794746>>794747
straw bury
>>794741
awh its ok little anon. it is all going to be just fine look i will even give u a little pat on the head *pat pat pat* see it is all ok now
>>794750
0.4414% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>794751
anon
I'm not a freak I SWEAR I'M NORMAL! THEY MADE ME NORMAL!
0.4414% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>794751
sæкі
gonna brush teef and then ice my dental pain and try and sleep
>>794762
anon
Howard Schultz made me normal
anon
>>794757
This website has tragic characters... The drunk one... And the one with dental pain...
garfield
13789.png
::kcirred
there is much lore
anon
The Garfield Files
anon
Now, Sing for us.. Sing for us all..
Anonymous
>>794761
they should make homestuck panels like that
garfield
>>794764
jon and i were in a civil partnership for 14 years before he married that vet
anon
Sing as high as possible...
anon
Don't make this awkward for us... Just sing..
garfield
.play meow meow i am a cat
0.4414% laptopbooger!boymodewng
how do you say one in spanish
>>794776
Anonymous
IG @businessmanliving
straw bury
i have now had 2 small little drinks tiny little drinks
garfield
of water?
straw bury
wiskeyyyyyyyyyyyyy
sæкі
awwww
sæкі
pls dont keep going so much even if bored or feel like
straw bury
i know i know tghat wa sthe last one
>>794787
sæкі
dont make me stay up to keep u occupied
anon
>>794783
oh man I hope that you are experienced with alcohol!
anon
I have never Tried Alco Hol
sæкі
i have banned IGs and stuff i believe, mainly cus they thought i was bot traffic, but i have a good few accounts from like 2015 on
straw bury
i have never darank bevfore
>>794792
straw bury
oh my goodness saeki
straw bury
ugghhh i think my whole body is like gtrossed out by alcohol now because last time i drank i got like inCREYDIBLY fucked uop and died and now mydigestive system doesnt like alcoghol
>>794797>>794800
anon
Oh Gosh...
sæкі
>>794795
yeh, this happens
and also alc is just really heavy on the body, and sometimes — especially with hard liquor — your body will respond badly after not having drank in a bit
also you shouldnt drink them super fast
anon
I really thought I was encouraging water drinking...
straw bury
i will drink more water rn dw
garfield
>>794795
take it as a sign..... don't get fr*cked up on alco....
anon
DRUGS ARE BAD!
straw bury
but its fun
straw bury
ok i will drink water
straw bury
now
anon
Water Is The Fuel Of The Soul And The Body And The Mind/Soul And
sæкі
would get u water n lay on the couch wit u n comfort
sæкі
coming back from work or store to find straw had drink n wrapping up in blanket and hold
>>794809>>794811
sæкі
i did take like 100-150 mg of gabapentin though myself
anon
>>794808
Straws often have Drinks . Or at least help. With having Drinks .
>>794814
garfield
>>794809
you'll make her seasick bee careful
0.4414% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'm going to hang her upside down and shake money out of her
>>794815
garfield
>>794813
ok that's good and fun actually
anon
Uploading Malware... 10%... 15%... Wait... I regret this... Malware upload stopped... Guys, I changed. I'm different. I'm better. I'm better now.
>>794822
sæкі
brb baffroom
Anonymous
bleet
anon
*Sexting with therapist* Wait, what's on my screen... Libpol? That mediocre site? Yeah, whatever... *Continues sexting with therapist but secretly thinking about Libpol instead*
straw bury
water is drink
0.4415% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>794825
do you have sex with your therapist
>>794829
anon
>>794825
That ocean must've come from somewhere... Which one disappeared... Check the satellite footage... CHECK IMAGES OF EARTH NOW!
garfield
>>794826
occasionally. who doesn't
sæкі
i made it to level 22 in grim dawn so far
>>794832
sæкі
its generally like chill and im able to have attention on other things like vids in bg and also errr
anon
>>794830
What's your favourite game
straw bury
bingy squingy
straw bury
i can type bingy sqyiuny so im not drunk rlly
>>794835
sæкі
god i blank but
anon
What if someone REQUIRES you to type bingy squingy? Yeah... You don't want to be incapable... You don't..
straw bury
bingy squimy bingy squingy
sæкі
one sec
garfield
#ksay blingy squingus
straw bury
the tower if babel
sæкі
probably like
sæкі
omori ddlc tokimeki memorial and so on
>>794845
straw bury
ooouugjjhhh im never drinking againn
anon
>>794843
I see I did play Omori once
sæкі
i cant rly choose a #1 nor do i but thats just my personal favs n alls
anon
In terms of rpgmaker inspired games I do prefer Lisa the FIRST not the PAINFUL I prefer the First. It's touching.
sæкі
yeh
sæкі
lisa '''1-2''' are rly good
0.4416% laptopbooger!boymodewng
do you guys wanna move to argentina
dawn
no
sæкі
lel
sæкі
hai dawn
sæкі
i wanna leave this country n if it was more safe for me as a person i wouldnt care
dawn
hihihi saeki
dawn
i wanna leave florida but i don't think argentina is better lel
>>794858
0.4417% laptopbooger!boymodewng
apparently it's like 2 yerars to become a citizen there i just learned
anon
YYeah Argentina has that sideburn guy
>>794862
sæкі
i hope u can get out of florida soons
sæкі
are u from argentina anon
0.4418% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>794859
?
0.4419% laptopbooger!boymodewng
oh milei or howver you spell his name
anon
Yeah
anon
Miles of sideburn morel ike
dawn
is mr chainsaw to welfare still in power
>>794878
dawn
bitcoin dude
anon
BitCoin Hack.. Not Free Tho... DM For Info...
sæкі
at my worst yknow what nvm
anon
Is something worng?
sæкі
the urge, when incredibly broke and disabled n so on, to steal crypto or stuff comes but ive held back from doing it so far and i dont imagine i will in the future
>>794882
straw bury
ui am getting progtressivelyl more inebriated
>>794874
straw bury
fu huuuck
straw bury
saeki ur like ur so cute and nice and like i love u and shit
>>794890
sæкі
put the alc away in a spot thats hard to get to if u can, like u can put it there but its annoying to deal with
>>794889
0.4420% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>794866
yeah but i mean i would say argentina is like one of the only states in the world where austerity shit was like somewhat needed
straw bury
i already put i tawaty
sæкі
aw
sæкі
i wasnt sure, i hope it isnt gonna be hitting too hard for too long
0.4421% laptopbooger!boymodewng
brutual for the people living there tho
0.4422% laptopbooger!boymodewng
argentinas economy is so FUCKED
>>794887
sæкі
thatd be the secret but i was around those kind of people
>>794886
0.4423% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>794884
like there's just no good options it seemed, but meli is kind of a bit of a psychopath from what I've heard
straw bury
im rlly good at pretending that im not drunk like this see u would never be able to tell that im actually under the influence of alhahol
anon
>>794877
Is it generally better to Dissuade this straw bury person from Alcohol?
>>794891
sæкі
>>794889
has bad relationship with it
anon
I'll keep that in mind. And no longer assume that drinking means drinking water.
sæкі
also not of drinking age
>>794895
anon
Straw Bury Stay Safe
anon
And Happy
straw bury
wait i actually do wanna do that
sæкі
>>794899
mhm
cuddling u till ur comfy safe n happy
straw bury
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>>794910
sæкі
strawawawawawa
anon
Am I Intruding HEre+
straw bury
wgat hnpo
straw bury
*no
anon
Haha I was Just Joking
straw bury
oh oeky sanu ua anon ur silly
straw bury
im gonna lie down
anon
Tell me if I confuse anyone...
sæкі
mhm is for the best
sæкі
itd be nice to get my call setup together to be able to keep worms company when need or something
>>794916
sæкі
then again i havent shown anyone my voice n deth
anon
>>794914
There are Entire WORMS Here?
anon
Insane information reveal..
sæкі
we are all the worms
anon
GAME RECS:
PONY.TOWN
MEADOW
sæкі
i need to download hardcoded i forget who recommended it here
sæкі
i hope that rosie got that link i sent her for a crack she didnt msg again bwa
anon
Is that like a dating game?
sæкі
yeh in cyberpunk dystopia sorta thing
anon
Looking it up I see massive.. Massive.. Breasts/Boobs. Aka Titties or "Tits".
anon
>>794927
Very Much unlike the Rest of this BLESSED site!
anon
booger hiiiiiiíïĩî i hi
anon
i layed down and im on my phone
anon
Is this anon Straw Bury?
anon
anons rule the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'nnnn namefigs grt out!!!!! especially straw i hate that bitch
>>794936>>794935
dawn
you sound sleep-deprived anon
Anonymous
>>794933
real shit nonnysaurus
anon
>>794933
Anons Running around Occasionally falling over But getting up WE ALWAYS GET UP! Anons
anon
Top 10 anons who were, when Backwards it's Nona. Anon - nona Think about that?
dawn
oh
dawn
huh
anon
Did I say something wrong...
dawn
i had a little epiphany on imageboard nomenclature caused by you
>>794944
anon
herhee
garfield
tower of alexandria
anon
I will beat the Ellipse game....................................................................................................................................
>>794953
anon
q
anon
A-ha!
anon
>>794953
*is really, really HORRIBLY sad*
garfield
…………………
0.4425% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>794953
no they're not
anon
a full stop Woudl Stop Everyithing Even Time.
dawn
.play fat cat pilotredsun
garfield
9472.png
idk what any of the emotes mean but sometimes u just gotta hit em witha couple
::rockcat
anon
That's not my name!!
dawn
are you hungry for hands twink
anon
I would NEVER stab someone in the chest over 30 times then cut off their hands to eat them
>>794973>>794974
anon
>>794971
Thank God I Was getting worried that this place has Evil people and stuff
anon
For the kids.. For the kids...
garfield
shield their developing minds
anon
Kids don't look but I'll just say... The image is a meme.. IT says W Homeworks...
>>794983
garfield
W notdoingdrugs
anon
That's absolutely RIGHT!
Anonymous
>>794980
#edit replace homeworks with homestuck
garfield
::yuri drugs
?
anon
this is nice song
anon
*Downloading large files* GUYS DON'T USE THE INTERNET TOO MUCH! *Download slows down* WHAT DID I SAY! WHAT DID I SAY!
anon
whaaaaaa
garfield
capybara
anon
They gotta be so excited for the snow :D
anon
Sometimes I feel bad for not having the video player.. r/apologies...
>>794999
anon
YouTube not letting me watch!
anon
I got a VPN I am paranoid!
Anonymous
>>794996
it's just guitarwank, nothing to worry about
anon
I AM WORRIED!
garfield
frank slappa
anon
This person really had a scope in the colon?
dawn
.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795003
Hallo
anon
>>795006
I twice had doctors fingering me up there
dawn
.play little lamb dragonfly
anon
The other one was clearly gay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This is the third time someone puts a tube up my ass
>>795014
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fourth actually
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah, you get sedated with propofol before the procedure
>>795017
straw bury
tell saeki i love her in case i dont come back fro, eating chiops
anon
>>795015
Do they. Give You The footage tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why should they? I don't wanna see that lol
anon
For DVD. Share with the family.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ah yes, Randalfag innards footage
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
A family classic
anon
Look guys that's Poop. Right, mother, father? You like this? You can have the DVD. I got another one.
dawn
they do show you footage tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No they don't
dawn
i am misremembering then
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pictures? Yes, but not footage
>>795029
Anonymous
who put that wings song on
>>795031
anon
>>795027
They use AI to place your favourite cartoon character in there. For soothing effect
anon
8 second clip of them dancing.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think people are overexadurating of how scary colono really is. Preparing for it is hard, yes. I had to drink 16 pacs of laxatives for that but the procedure itself is like 20 minutes at most
>>795035
dawn
.play ween i don't want it
anon
>>795032
What if you are so famous A paparazi comes in. Shoves a second tube in. For the zine. That MUST hurt!
>>795036
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795035
They did shove a second one but into the stomach
anon
>>795013
I got something for you to eat right here
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gastroendoscopy
anon
They really studied you deeply...
anon
They know so much about you now..
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me and my fried guts
anon
How do you know they didn't put a tube in your brain?
>>795045
Anonymous
what if the doctors actually want you to not do colonoscopy prep perfectly so they can snack after the procedure
>>795047
anon
>>795045
That's what they tell you.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795044
No, you MUST have it cleaned properly otherwise it's cash in the trash
>>795049
Anonymous
>>795047
yeah but i want the docs to have some chocolate chips as a thank you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795048
That's how they scooped brains out of the mummies back in Ancient Egypt
anon
What if your doctor was your neighbour. And there was a lot of tension for the whole time.
dawn
maybe your gi doc was an ancient egyptian randal

we'll never know
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pretty sure he wasn't
Anonymous
what if your gi doctor is your wife
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He's not
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not even a malewife
dawn
somehow being literally inside someone's guts with a camera sounds too intimate to me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well, it's needed for me so I just roll with it
>>795059
Yeah it's when you need your innards scanned
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