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sæкі
lel
sæкі
hai dawn
sæкі
i wanna leave this country n if it was more safe for me as a person i wouldnt care
dawn
hihihi saeki
dawn
i wanna leave florida but i don't think argentina is better lel
>>794858
0.4417% laptopbooger!boymodewng
apparently it's like 2 yerars to become a citizen there i just learned
anon
YYeah Argentina has that sideburn guy
>>794862
sæкі
i hope u can get out of florida soons
sæкі
are u from argentina anon
0.4418% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>794859
?
0.4419% laptopbooger!boymodewng
oh milei or howver you spell his name
anon
Yeah
anon
Miles of sideburn morel ike
dawn
is mr chainsaw to welfare still in power
>>794878
dawn
bitcoin dude
anon
BitCoin Hack.. Not Free Tho... DM For Info...
sæкі
at my worst yknow what nvm
anon
Is something worng?
sæкі
the urge, when incredibly broke and disabled n so on, to steal crypto or stuff comes but ive held back from doing it so far and i dont imagine i will in the future
>>794882
straw bury
ui am getting progtressivelyl more inebriated
>>794874
straw bury
fu huuuck
straw bury
saeki ur like ur so cute and nice and like i love u and shit
>>794890
sæкі
put the alc away in a spot thats hard to get to if u can, like u can put it there but its annoying to deal with
>>794889
0.4420% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>794866
yeah but i mean i would say argentina is like one of the only states in the world where austerity shit was like somewhat needed
straw bury
i already put i tawaty
sæкі
aw
sæкі
i wasnt sure, i hope it isnt gonna be hitting too hard for too long
0.4421% laptopbooger!boymodewng
brutual for the people living there tho
0.4422% laptopbooger!boymodewng
argentinas economy is so FUCKED
>>794887
sæкі
thatd be the secret but i was around those kind of people
>>794886
0.4423% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>794884
like there's just no good options it seemed, but meli is kind of a bit of a psychopath from what I've heard
straw bury
im rlly good at pretending that im not drunk like this see u would never be able to tell that im actually under the influence of alhahol
anon
>>794877
Is it generally better to Dissuade this straw bury person from Alcohol?
>>794891
sæкі
>>794889
has bad relationship with it
anon
I'll keep that in mind. And no longer assume that drinking means drinking water.
sæкі
also not of drinking age
>>794895
anon
Straw Bury Stay Safe
anon
And Happy
straw bury
wait i actually do wanna do that
sæкі
>>794899
mhm
cuddling u till ur comfy safe n happy
straw bury
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>>794910
sæкі
strawawawawawa
anon
Am I Intruding HEre+
straw bury
wgat hnpo
straw bury
*no
anon
Haha I was Just Joking
straw bury
oh oeky sanu ua anon ur silly
straw bury
im gonna lie down
anon
Tell me if I confuse anyone...
sæкі
mhm is for the best
sæкі
itd be nice to get my call setup together to be able to keep worms company when need or something
>>794916
sæкі
then again i havent shown anyone my voice n deth
anon
>>794914
There are Entire WORMS Here?
anon
Insane information reveal..
sæкі
we are all the worms
anon
GAME RECS:
PONY.TOWN
MEADOW
sæкі
i need to download hardcoded i forget who recommended it here
sæкі
i hope that rosie got that link i sent her for a crack she didnt msg again bwa
anon
Is that like a dating game?
sæкі
yeh in cyberpunk dystopia sorta thing
anon
Looking it up I see massive.. Massive.. Breasts/Boobs. Aka Titties or "Tits".
anon
>>794927
Very Much unlike the Rest of this BLESSED site!
anon
booger hiiiiiiíïĩî i hi
anon
i layed down and im on my phone
anon
Is this anon Straw Bury?
anon
anons rule the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'nnnn namefigs grt out!!!!! especially straw i hate that bitch
>>794935>>794936
dawn
you sound sleep-deprived anon
Anonymous
>>794933
real shit nonnysaurus
anon
>>794933
Anons Running around Occasionally falling over But getting up WE ALWAYS GET UP! Anons
anon
Top 10 anons who were, when Backwards it's Nona. Anon - nona Think about that?
dawn
oh
dawn
huh
anon
Did I say something wrong...
dawn
i had a little epiphany on imageboard nomenclature caused by you
>>794944
anon
herhee
garfield
tower of alexandria
anon
I will beat the Ellipse game....................................................................................................................................
>>794953
anon
q
anon
A-ha!
anon
>>794953
*is really, really HORRIBLY sad*
garfield
…………………
0.4425% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>794953
no they're not
anon
a full stop Woudl Stop Everyithing Even Time.
dawn
.play fat cat pilotredsun
garfield
9472.png
idk what any of the emotes mean but sometimes u just gotta hit em witha couple
::rockcat
anon
That's not my name!!
dawn
are you hungry for hands twink
anon
I would NEVER stab someone in the chest over 30 times then cut off their hands to eat them
>>794973>>794974
anon
>>794971
Thank God I Was getting worried that this place has Evil people and stuff
anon
For the kids.. For the kids...
garfield
shield their developing minds
anon
Kids don't look but I'll just say... The image is a meme.. IT says W Homeworks...
>>794983
garfield
W notdoingdrugs
anon
That's absolutely RIGHT!
Anonymous
>>794980
#edit replace homeworks with homestuck
garfield
::yuri drugs
?
anon
this is nice song
anon
*Downloading large files* GUYS DON'T USE THE INTERNET TOO MUCH! *Download slows down* WHAT DID I SAY! WHAT DID I SAY!
anon
whaaaaaa
garfield
capybara
anon
They gotta be so excited for the snow :D
anon
Sometimes I feel bad for not having the video player.. r/apologies...
>>794999
anon
YouTube not letting me watch!
anon
I got a VPN I am paranoid!
Anonymous
>>794996
it's just guitarwank, nothing to worry about
anon
I AM WORRIED!
garfield
frank slappa
anon
This person really had a scope in the colon?
dawn
.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795003
Hallo
anon
>>795006
I twice had doctors fingering me up there
dawn
.play little lamb dragonfly
anon
The other one was clearly gay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This is the third time someone puts a tube up my ass
>>795014
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fourth actually
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah, you get sedated with propofol before the procedure
>>795017
straw bury
tell saeki i love her in case i dont come back fro, eating chiops
anon
>>795015
Do they. Give You The footage tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why should they? I don't wanna see that lol
anon
For DVD. Share with the family.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ah yes, Randalfag innards footage
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
A family classic
anon
Look guys that's Poop. Right, mother, father? You like this? You can have the DVD. I got another one.
dawn
they do show you footage tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No they don't
dawn
i am misremembering then
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pictures? Yes, but not footage
>>795029
Anonymous
who put that wings song on
>>795031
anon
>>795027
They use AI to place your favourite cartoon character in there. For soothing effect
anon
8 second clip of them dancing.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think people are overexadurating of how scary colono really is. Preparing for it is hard, yes. I had to drink 16 pacs of laxatives for that but the procedure itself is like 20 minutes at most
>>795035
dawn
.play ween i don't want it
anon
>>795032
What if you are so famous A paparazi comes in. Shoves a second tube in. For the zine. That MUST hurt!
>>795036
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795035
They did shove a second one but into the stomach
anon
>>795013
I got something for you to eat right here
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gastroendoscopy
anon
They really studied you deeply...
anon
They know so much about you now..
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me and my fried guts
anon
How do you know they didn't put a tube in your brain?
>>795045
Anonymous
what if the doctors actually want you to not do colonoscopy prep perfectly so they can snack after the procedure
>>795047
anon
>>795045
That's what they tell you.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795044
No, you MUST have it cleaned properly otherwise it's cash in the trash
>>795049
Anonymous
>>795047
yeah but i want the docs to have some chocolate chips as a thank you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795048
That's how they scooped brains out of the mummies back in Ancient Egypt
anon
What if your doctor was your neighbour. And there was a lot of tension for the whole time.
dawn
maybe your gi doc was an ancient egyptian randal

we'll never know
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pretty sure he wasn't
Anonymous
what if your gi doctor is your wife
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He's not
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not even a malewife
dawn
somehow being literally inside someone's guts with a camera sounds too intimate to me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well, it's needed for me so I just roll with it
>>795059
Yeah it's when you need your innards scanned
>>795061
anon
>>795058
It's good to roll with it!
anon
I know what a colonoscopy was, I was just asking to see if it's done now
>>795064
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795060
Nah I'm never sore after that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795062
Ofc it is, why shouldn't it be? It's a good method of checkup
>>795065
anon
>>795064
You could still be on the table, posting with a camera up your ass
>>795067
anon
24 hour colonoscopy challenge
>>795098
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795065
Nah, the anathesia is a short period one
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's a small syringe of propofil
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
propofol
anon
They DRUGGED you!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yes? Medical sleep is a part of the proceedure
anon
They DRUGGED YOU and put something up YOUR ASS???
>>795073
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795072
You seem too shocked
anon
These doctors are hiding FREAKY secrets...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That I do such things
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Technically I've already had anal sex 4 times
Later virgins
anon
Technically?
anon
Not practically or something?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Unless you're a robotfucker
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Which I'm not, fuck those clankers
anon
Every DayTHese people mock me for being a Virgin...
anon
IT'S A DEEP EASTERN PHILOSOPHY!
anon
You wiggle em during the procedure?
>>795088
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mmm toes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795086
Nah I was asleep
anon
What if you are a sleep talker and the sleep talk (During THe Procedure) Goes as follows: "Doctor. I will kill myself."
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not a sleep talker, well maybe once
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795091
Halloooo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795094
Henlo Vuv
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795095
This one is objectively funnier because
1) You don't get sedated during it
2) You have to be on your fours ass to the doctor
3) The instrument inflates your colon a little bit
>>795102
vuuv
Oh there's reactions now
garfield
it's always pizza
this is the next hurdle for ai image generation after it figured out hands
anon
Alright I gtg
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Good thing it's painless, mostly uncomfortable
anon
What if this site bans garfield tho?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You are not immune to propoganda
>>795109
anon
Discuss
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795109
That's why you're autistic
garfield
>>795109
just makes you autistic.... i'm sorry anon....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*gives you an infinity sign badge* One of us :(
>>795115
anon
>>795114
Absilutely insane illusion.
anon
Why does everyone always agree with me and compliment me?
>>795123
dawn
you're just that good anon
anon
That's right
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I can fix her
anon
I can't. I give up.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I always wanted Sayori to be a boy, I think she would be better was a boy
anon
Make everyone a boy. With dog ears.
anon
This is USEFUL!
anon
>>795132
I never seen a horror movie with a TransGender
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795132
Haven't see too many horror flicks
garfield
>>795132
bad film: first
good film: middle to end or she gets away
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Does the radiator guy from Eraserhead count?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He always came off as super transmasc to me
anon
Do you people Tolerate Cis Genders.. Just asking..
>>795140
dawn
no they are persona non grata

besides opworm he's cool
>>795141
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795138
I like my parents :)
dawn
and uhhhhh you too anon you're fine
>>795144
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795141
*ropes you back into the place like a cowboy*
anon
I'm The Center Of This Whole Universe Everyone Needs To TELL ME I'M THE BEST!
>>795151>>795148
anon
Dat hand ain't petting a THING!
anon
But Thanks.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795146
Centipede?:D
anon
No I do not know what that means
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I like centipedes
garfield
i'm the centipede of this universe there's only one
anon
>>795155
Randal I can't load your images is something wrong with Me
garfield
yeah they break for me too idk what's wrong with em
>>795160
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oops
anon
>>795161
No.. Are you also .... .. Drun... Du... Dru... Drunk...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795161
Fudge
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't like drunk people, I can't read their minds
>>795166
dawn
.
garfield
>>795167
english second planguage
dawn
extra special person
anon
I'm MESP. More extra special.
vuuv
good song this
dawn
.
dawn
.play peacock tail boc
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
you snooze you loose
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795178
Yes I can move your ovaries
anon
I don't got dat.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You do now ;)
anon
I see.
garfield
randal's powers are truly immense
>>795187
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Anyways *makes you pregnant with my psuchic powers*
anon
This online interactiong changed my life for ever.
anon
GleGle is really genius and the best thing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play how to pronounce glegle
dawn
give glegle a psyche chip
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Chipssssss
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795195
Me yapping
garfield
glegle is my pepper
anon
Make glegle real in 2019
anon
Or 2020.
anon
Just make it happen. Fast.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Make it 2025
garfield
GLEGLE2020
garfield
glegle 2026
dawn
has glegle gone mainstream

they have a pronunciation video
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Glegle for POTUS 2028
anon
GleGle promises to be More Evil than any president.. wow.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Elegg? Like from Nikke?
anon
>>795213
Glegle with collarbones...
anon
I will not attempt to twist the facts about glegle..
dawn
.play save room kirby superstar
anon
Glegle plushie please MAKE ITT
garfield
7817.png
glegle is shaped like a friend
::gle
garfield
see? friend shaped
sæкі
did some more quests in grim dawn gonna take more gabapentin or smth n try to chill n rest
anon
As soon as I saw Glegle I fell in admiration
garfield
finally it gave them a real lasanga
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
ALso fat woman supermacy
anon
>>795233
Yeah it's a bit disturbing
sæкі
haiii weba
romeo
i just had the worst dinner ever
>>795241
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>795239
What did you ea
romeo
terrible salmon and stovetop cooked fettuccine alfredo
romeo
it was so bad
romeo
also i think i have a cavity on the top right side of my mouth cuz every time i eat or drink there i get in pain
>>795248
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sucks
anon
>>795246
Noooo noo no more dental pain for the libpol members!
garfield
libpol is two things, glegle and dental pain
romeo
my mom is taking me to the dentist next week
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I also had medical adventures today
romeo
randal garf anon did u guys see my uhhhhhhh plushie clothes review
anon
They don't clean the colonoscopy camera before using it for .. Dental scopy... Just a warning..
romeo
i had an endoscopy when i was 12 and they told me not to eat or drink anything 12 hours before the operation, however since i was 12 they had to give me a pregnancy test. i was under iv fluids for 3 hours.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I had 3 colonoscopies in the past year
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THis one's the third
romeo
somethins going on up there
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah it's just ulcerative colitis, gotta keep it in check
romeo
ouchie
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