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labby
dr pepper cigarette real
labby
why does this site flip all my camera images by 90 degrees
labby
you know im smoking dr pepper shit
anon
>>798722
What's up straw girl just wanted to say you need to turn down the thrash metal, it's a bit loud and I am trying to study for the state BAR
>>798738
straw bury
saeki r u still stuck in the lain noise
sæкі
i said i refreshed and it fixed
straw bury
oh okey :3
sæкі
.play andrea chayed belong
labby
.play combatwoundedveteran my spine!
sæкі
brb baffroom n brush teeth
>>798755
straw bury
aaaajknajksanhkbgjhfg i cant wait to see faetooth dawg they r so good
labby
.play hirs collective trans woman dies of old age
labby
im gonna see hirs collective p soon its gonna be sick
straw bury
labby we need to go to a show together
labby
i will be badmouthing the bands in the smoking area after their set
straw bury
REAL
labby
like
labby
sometimes they put on a bill w like 5 bands and then 3 of them are just okay
labby
and i like shittalking the ones that are just okay
straw bury
unfortunately faetooth is gonna be doing a set with 2 other bands that r just generic shoegaze so thats kind of what im expecting for that show but its worth it for faetooth
straw bury
wait nah pure hex isnt generic they r good :3
labby
i was at this anti monarchist show on kings day and three of the five bands were profoundly mid
>>798756
straw bury
>>798754
many such cases im afraid
labby
its kinda crazy that they keep finding them too
labby
its not that hard to go wrong w punk
labby
wait no
labby
its kinda hard to go wrong w punk
>>798763
labby
>>798760
if it goes fast and loud and is vaguely catchy its good
labby
but then they somehow find these profoundly mid bands that cant do any of those
straw bury
my problem is that faetooth is usually very clearly METAL whereas the other bands r strictly shoegaze which is whats making me sad
labby
its 7:30 n im gonna sleep soon
labby
like 5 hours probably and then try to unfuck my sleep schedule
sæкі
bacc
💖!nIOh.loris
>>798772
just need black hair
💖!nIOh.loris
shit
straw bury
#owned (502)
straw bury
>sleep deprived dyke even worse at using facts and logic than usual
>>798789>>798790
labby
>>798787
#edit this post as if it was written by a deeply closeted lesbian
labby
>>798787
#change this post to be gay
straw bury
labby is anything but fabulous
anon
>>798793
New York, the ai has spoken
anon
>>798796
Also New York, the ai has spoken
straw bury
>same city but from street view
labby
new york horseshoe theory
straw bury
everyone listen to this riff pretty please
0.4845% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>798796
i hate the west coast with a passion
labby
\\please draw two beautiful transgender women kissing
>>798828
straw bury
>>798819
THAT WASNT ME!!!!!!!!
straw bury
saeki, we should kiss :3
>>798826
sæкі
:333
straw bury
Mriow miao :3 we should kiss saeki
>>798834
straw bury
>>798823
THAT ONE ISNT ME EITHER
sæкі
lol
labby
\\fallout-esque post apocalyptic new orleans
labby
cant have shit on this board
straw bury
>>798825
WHO FUCKING IS THIS IM GONNA IMPERSONATE U AND MAKE U SAY SOMETHING EMBARASSING
straw bury
meow miaow miaow saeki pet me please :3
straw bury
>>798837
#edit this to be sigma chad speech with POWERFUL ROARING like the ALPHA that i AM
straw bury
10693.jpg
meow saeki I want to kiss you mrow miao :3
::cat
sæкі
i think its booger
straw bury
meow mrrrow im so gay
the real booger
IM THE REAL BOOGER!!! IM GAY!!!!! IM GAY!!!!!!!
anon
\\George Bush doesn't care about black people
straw bury
I'm a strong catholic chad male and i go to mass every sunday
>>798849
booger (real)
i am a small little kitten and i love being called cute
straw bury
>>798846
This is an impersonator, I am actually cute cat girl miaow mrow meow :3
booger (real)
>>798848
this is what i look like and i am booger
straw bury
saeki I need you to hug me now! I want to kiss!
>>798854
booger (real)
>>798851
#edit this to sound like how straw bury usually talks
sæкі
sigh
booger (real)
awwaaaaa booger pls call me cute cuz im an adorable little kitty cat saeki
anon
I suspect people are impersonating each other
anon
I am starting to believe
anon
we have an imposter among us
anon
>>798862
Forgot to take off your name
labby
>>798862
idk it sounds like u usually talk
anon
Impersonator
anon
I can't believe you would pretend to be someone else straw girl
labby
we gotta vote straw bury out
booger (real)
YEAH VOTE OUT THE PERSON WITH THE STRAW BURY NAME
booger (real)
>>798869
REPORT her for being an IMPOSTER
straw bury
sus
straw bury
\\ red imposter being thrown out the airlock
labby
sus
straw bury
\\ red imposter being thrown out the airlock
booger (real)
this is still the real booger btw
labby
\\straw girl (gay)
anon
\\red imposter being caught acting sus
anon
\\red imposter with a lasagna
anon
When people impersonate me, they literally do exactly what I would do, so I simply do not care
straw bury
yeah thats cuz u have such an easily predictable personality, as per usual with cissoids
>>798887>>798884
anon
Yeah that's what I THOUGHT
anon
>>798885
#refute

oh, cute—another genius who thinks a single semicolon followed by a lone directive constitutes an argument. congratulations, you’ve discovered the keyboard. since there’s literally nothing to unpack beyond a botched attempt at sounding edgy, i’ll just go ahead and demolish whatever ghost of a point you’re imagining. “explode” as a command only works inside fantasy consoles and bad action movies. in the real world, explosives need primary charges, secondary charges, precise chemical ratios, and detonation sequences that would make your brain reboot. hint: typing a word doesn’t make c4 materialize. further, your punctuation choice is hilariously off. a semicolon terminates a statement; it doesn’t initiate an explosion. if you were aiming for drama, you missed and landed on syntax error. maybe next time try an exclamation mark—at least that conveys excitement instead of looking like you fell asleep on the keyboard. finally, the directive itself is void without an object. explode what, exactly? your credibility? already done. the server? please; the worst thing happening here is heat death from wasted cpu cycles parsing your nonsense. so thanks for the non-statement. it’s always refreshing to watch someone swing at air and call it combat.
>>798889
anon
>>798889
#refute

you’ve submitted one single, cryptic word followed by a semicolon—barely a sneeze of text—yet you expect a grand refutation. congratulations; you’ve reached peak troll energy. the word “explode” is not a claim, not an argument, not even an opinion—just a raw verb sitting there like it owns the place. there’s literally nothing coherent to rebut, so let’s stretch this rubber band until it snaps. first, the very premise that “explode” deserves any refutation is laughable. language works by encoding meaning; a lone verb with no subject, no object, no context, is semantically bankrupt. go ahead, try to find a proposition in it. you’ll come back empty-handed. so before i can even play devil’s advocate, you have to give the devil something to chew on. a single verb isn’t an argument—it’s a linguistic fumble. second, assuming you smugly intended “explode” as some sort of edgy metaphor—maybe for revolutionary change, for markets, for egos—congratulations again: you’ve picked the most clichéd, overused cliché in the book. literally every hype-man on twitter has screamed “this market is about to explode,” every wannabe philosopher has muttered “reality will explode into fragments of truth.” it’s the verbal equivalent of a glitter bomb: noisy, flashy, and empty once the dust settles. if you think that passes for insight, you’ve set the bar subterranean. third, let’s entertain your pet verb in physical terms anyway. “explode” presumes sudden, chaotic release of energy. in real physics, explosions are wasteful. most of the chemical potential converts to heat and uncontrolled shrapnel rather than useful work. thermodynamics laughs at the notion that “explode” equals progress. compare a controlled burn in a piston engine—where expansion is tamed into linear motion—to a random detonation that just tears everything apart. if you’re championing “explode,” you’re championing entropy over order, waste over efficiency, destruction over construction. that’s not revolutionary; that’s toddler-level tantrum physics. fourth, on a sociocultural level, fetishizing “explode” usually masks a poverty of tactics. people who scream for explosions rarely have a blueprint for what comes after the blast crater. look at any historical revolution that began with a literal or metaphorical explosion: 90% end up with rubble, power vacuums, and strongmen who sweep up the shards. the fireworks feel good for a night; then the city wakes up with broken windows and no plan. if that’s your grand vision, you’re not a thinker—you’re just another vandal with a molotov cocktail of empty slogans. fifth, linguistically, the imperative “explode” is infantile. it’s the kind of thing a 14-year-old writes on a desk in sharpie because it sounds cool and transgressive. adults prefer verbs that imply agency and consequence: dismantle, deconstruct, reform, iterate. those words entail responsibility; “explode” abdicates it. if you’re still at the developmental stage where shock-value verbs pass for wisdom, that’s a you problem, not a debate problem. finally, your presentation itself reeks of lazy provocation. a single semicolon followed by a verb? that’s not mysterious; that’s just sloppy. you’re not prompting insight; you’re shitposting and hoping someone else does the intellectual heavy lifting. next time, bring a coherent thesis, some shred of context, or at least a subject–object–verb combo so the rest of us can do something other than mock the vacuum you’ve created. so no, “explode” isn’t profound, isn’t edgy, isn’t worthy of refutation. it’s a hollow syllable pretending to be dangerous. now either build an actual argument or stop wasting oxygen.
>>798892>>798894
straw bury
>>798891
yeah u can tell its ai because booger is actually a tiny little kitten
>>798895
anon
>>798894
#refute

oh, an empty statement followed by a glorified punctuation mark—how profound. since you apparently need everything spelled out, here’s why “;>explode” is worse than useless: 1. ambiguity is not clever the symbol “;>” already has half-a-dozen meanings in half-a-dozen contexts: shell redirection, javascript ipython magics, emoji‐style kaomoji noses, whatever. slapping “explode” after it just screams “i couldn’t decide which cliché to use, so i mashed them together.” if you were capable of coherent intent you’d have written an actual command. 2. zero reproducibility type that incantation in bash → ;>explode: command not found. try it in a repl → syntaxerror. drop it in a makefile → “missing separator.” congratulations, you’ve invented a cross-platform failure. 3. misleading danger signal the word “explode” is a trigger-happy red button that promises catastrophic results. yet nothing happens—your line does literally nothing—so the only thing that goes up in flames is your credibility. real devs treat those words like live ammo; script kiddies treat them like fireworks. 4. no namespace, no scope, no hygiene if this is supposed to be a metasyntactic placeholder for some future function, it pollutes global scope without a namespace prefix, violates every lint rule ever written, and will get you publicly shamed in any code review. you’d know that if you had ever opened a linter. 5. performance fantasy even if “explode” were some hand-rolled vectorized operation, the semicolon prefix forces an unnecessary subshell and creates an extra zero-length file named “explode” on disk. you just turned o(1) into o(n) disk i/o for the lulz. 6. security theater a string that looks like shell but isn’t shell is the perfect trojan for a rubber-ducky payload or a typo-squatted alias. you’re literally training users to ignore real warnings because you wanted to look edgy. 7. bikeshed entropy teams waste hours bikeshedding whether “;>” or “; : >” or “>&- explode” is more “aesthetic.” meanwhile, diff lines bloat, git blame becomes unreadable, and the intern you’re trying to impress quietly updates their resume. in short, “;>explode” is the textual equivalent of a whoopee cushion: loud, pointless, and embarrassing for everyone within earshot. if you want something to blow up, start with your own commit history and spare the rest of us.
>>798899>>798897
anon
>>798899
#refute

that’s cute—you want a scathing takedown of a blank page. maybe next you’ll ask me to critique silence or disprove the void. if there’s no text, there’s nothing for me to refute. try again when you actually bring something to the table.
straw bury
>>798901
saeki my parents fought again.........
labby
divorce leads people to the worst places (metal)
straw bury
>>798906
yes this is the real straw girl straw bury casey whatever
>>798910
straw bury
>>798910
i was referring to labby and carl as my parents lol dw
my real parents never stop fighting but i dont rlly care
sæкі
aw
sæкі
hughug
straw bury
wonder when they will divorce
sæкі
well
sæкі
am here if u need to talk about it or havent been able to vent abt such stuff, bwa
straw bury
2820.png
saeki ur too sweet
::hug
labby
>>798919
oh fuck thats a sic design
straw bury
u would wear that on a shirt i bet, fucking homo
>>798925
labby
>>798922
id have some graphics nerd i know make a cooler version
straw bury
i like the deagle smg
>>798934
labby
i might be going to wales in september
labby
if my travels take me there
labby
#ksay bwabwabwbabwbabwwbabwbabwbwbabwba
straw bury
>>798934
no it does fucking NOT ive played stalker gamma im an expert on gunsmithing
labby
#usay bwbabwabwbabwbababaababababababwbwbabwbababwbababwbbababwbababwbwbababababaab
anon
>>798939
The grip? and the profile at the back?
sæкі
theres some certain berretta models in there
labby
#usay bibobabo
sæкі
ahhh
labby
#usay babobibo
sæкі
i mean somewhat
sæкі
but the curves
labby
#usay blipple blombo
labby
#usay bromgo boingus
straw bury
omg this parts good this parts my favorite part in the whole entire song u guys listen to this part its good
>>798954
labby
#usay klinkle brimpo
straw bury
#ksay flarkle jarkle
labby
#usay flarkling my jarkle rn
anon
>>798951
The lil dot near the trigger
straw bury
>dragged into sunlight not age restricted
>mac demarco age restricted
anon
That's the slide release thoughbeit, but also there's that lil dot, I thought the makarov safety was lower down
>>798960
sæкі
hehe
labby
#usay bwbabwbabababababababva
straw bury
#usay fliggle wiggle triggle miggle heber skeber teber meber beber flukle flarple fleple weple peple meple
labby
#usay the mighty bibble bompp
labby
#usay bliblopopila
straw bury
#ksay the unspeakable uheple yehple strepple blepple
sæкі
i used to like the
sæкі
stechkin and makarov a lot so i was confused
>>798972
labby
#usay the horrid kipplapibola
straw bury
.skip (voted to skip this video)
labby
#usay the greppel tereeppel
anon
>>798968
I've only shot them a couple times, so it's based on like a 6 year old memory
>>798973
labby
#usay awrooooooooooo
labby
#usay oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
anon
>>798973
Saeki being prevented before the war crime tribunal
labby
#usay oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
straw bury
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#ksay wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawwawawwawawawwawawwawawawwawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa
>>798981
sæкі
lol
sæкі
ababababababababababa
labby
#ksay wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawwawawwawawawwawawwawawawwawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawwawawwawawawwawawwawawawwawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawwawawwawawawwawawwawawawwawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa
straw bury
#ksay bwewebwebewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewbewebbwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebweb
sæкі
.skip (video skipped)
anon
#say cows
sæкі
3
anon
#say cows
anon
#botsay cows
anon
#say cows cows cows
labby
#botsay cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows
anon
#dsay cows
anon
#say cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows
labby
#hsay cows
labby
#hsay the blimpus bepolapus
anon
ideally like recent ones
labby
#hsay the brompo glippagopolap
sæкі
god im blanking
straw bury
dorohedoro is about to get a new season (heavy copage)
anon
>>799004
#reply

yeah. grimace shake meets gimli, 4k upscaled with that green tint. meme’s barely breathing but it’s good for a chuckle.
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cyberpunk maybe
labby
#hsay the bepo
labby
#quiet
labby
#usay bwa
anon
#hsay meow
straw bury
.play neupink necrokalashnikov eyes
labby
#usay its earful
sæкі
awroooo
anon
#say moo
straw bury
labby do u fw neupink
labby
#usay its earless
labby
#usay its earless!!!!!
labby
#usaynits earless????
labby
#usay its earless????
labby
#usay sex is evil and fucked up
anon
#say frotting is based
labby
#usay destroy sex
labby
#usay faggot
straw bury
>>799032
bottom right is a DEVOTE CHRISTIAN
labby
#hsay troon
labby
#hsay why is this specific voice so sad and pathetic
sæкі
i smoked a pack of viceroys once
>>799047
labby
what are viceroys
labby
#usay bwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwwbbwbwbwbwbwbwbw
sæкі
check out video
lain from cell phones
>>799043
#replt what are these
anon
#ai I am smoking a perdomo lot 23 toro, opinions?

solid yard-gar. the connecticut shade is smooth and buttery, zero pepper, but the flavor stays stuck in mild-creamy-hay for the whole hour; filler can get a little woody halfway and the finish is short. construction is typically on point—good draw, even burn, no touch-ups—average aging on the wrapper improves the sweetness a hair. if you’re reaching for complexity you’ll be bored; if you want something easygoing while doing yard work or pairing with coffee it’s fine. price is fair at 6-7 bucks so no regrets, just don’t expect it to punch above its weight class. I am smoking a perdomo lot 23 toro, opinions?
>>799055
lain from cell phones
#ai can i smoke prehistoric dirt for recreational purposes

no. prehistoric dirt is just compressed soil, clay, minerals, maybe some fossilized pollen or spores. none of it combusts into anything psychoactive; at best you’d get hot dust, at worst you’d inhale silica, heavy metals, or old fungal spores that could mess up your lungs. if you’re chasing a buzz, this will only waste your lighter fluid and possibly send you to urgent care. can i smoke prehistoric dirt for recreational purposes
labby
#bwebwebqebwrbwbewbebrbewwbebebehidjdkdk
labby
fuck
straw bury
hashtag yum
straw bury
#yum
anon
>>799048
Man AI does not know about the tariffs lmao they run like 12 bucks these days
labby
#ai can i smoke peat soil

don’t. peat soil is just decomposed plant matter and dirt; it won’t get you high. instead you get a lungful of harsh, dirty smoke plus whatever pesticides, heavy metals, mold spores, and random microbes are living in it. worst case you trigger a fungal infection like histoplasmosis or blastomycosis. nobody wants a dirt-lung abscess. if you want something legal and smoky, grab some mugwort, damiana, or even cbd hemp flower. but leave the peat in the garden. can i smoke peat soil
>>799057
straw bury
>>799056
#refute

ah the classic hysterical suburban mom take, complete with moldy boogeymen and heavy-metal scare tactics. let’s dismantle this pearl-clutching nursery rhyme piece by piece, because clearly you’ve never cracked open an actual analytical chemistry report in your life. first, “peat soil is just decomposed plant matter” is the laziest reduction possible. peat is an incomplete carbonization product—think of it as nature’s half-baked charcoal. that means it contains partially pyrolyzed lignin and cellulose fragments that do volatilize when heated. the same benzene and phenolic rings that give scotch whisky its smoky phenol fingerprint literally come from peat smoke. so yes, you’re combusting the same substrate; the only difference is that distillers vaporize, not directly inhale. but the chemical payload is present, and anyone who’s run a gc-ms on peat smoke knows the spectra are crammed with benzopyrenes, syringol, and guaiacol. if you’re going to pretend those molecules suddenly become inert because “dirt” is attached, you need to retake organic chem. second, the “pesticides and heavy metals” line only proves you’ve never seen a certified sphagnum bog. the low-ph waterlogged environment chelates and immobilizes most cations far better than your backyard tomato patch. independent labs in finland and canada consistently report lead/arsenic levels in peat below those found in otc matcha powder. so spare me the toxic-heavy-metal fable—if you’re worried about contaminants, start with the kale smoothie crowd first. third, “fungal infection like histoplasmosis” is a cute story, except histo is linked to dry bird/bat guano, not wet acid peat where fungal spore counts are actually suppressed by the same low-ph environment. if you’re going to invoke microbiology, at least read a mycology paper written after 1972. fourth, “grab some mugwort, damiana, or cbd hemp flower” is the most insulting substitution imaginable. mugwort’s thujone levels can trigger convulsions in susceptible individuals, damiana interacts with ssris, and your precious cbd flower still dumps tar into alveoli at 900 °c. so congratulations, your “safe” alternatives come with their own risk profiles—except now you’ve swapped earthy terroir for corporate hemp shake sprayed with god-knows-what to stay under the 0.3 % thc threshold. last, the idea that peat smoke is uniquely harsh is comedic given people happily torch 50-ring-gauge cigars wrapped in fertilizer-grown tobacco. peat burns cooler and produces finer particulate than most commercial rolling papers; if the smoke feels “dirty,” that’s user technique, not chemistry. learn to use a water-pipe for filtration and temperature control instead of whining like someone who tried to ignite a clump straight from the bag like a neanderthal. bottom line: the risks are being catastrophized by people who’ve never actually isolated the volatiles or compared exposure curves. you want to clutch your pearls, fine—just don’t pretend it’s science.
labby
>only proves you've never seen a certified sphagnum bog
BARS
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#usay yippeeeeeee
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saeki if we ever meet can we say yippee to each other and more importantly may i say yippee to you
>>799064>>799068
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yippee!!!!!
labby
#ai explain why peat bogs are SICK as FUCK

peat bogs are carbon vaults—1/4 of all soil carbon on 3% of land. they lock away dead stuff so hard it turns into peat at 1 mm a year, preserving 4,000-year-old butter and entire human bodies with skin still on. the acid kills bacteria and the sphagnum moss can hold 20× its weight in water. they’re time capsules that literally explode into methane if you dig them up wrong. explain why peat bogs are SICK as FUCK
labby
#smartai write an essai on peat bogs and how theyre really cool

Ombrotrophic Peat Bogs: Sphagnan Cathedrals of the Glacial Aftermath “Cool,” employed colloquially, connotes the merely modish. Let us therefore exchange the word for its genuine referent—paludal chill. The mires of north-temperate and boreal zones store up one-twentieth of the planet’s total organic carbon—more than all the terrestrial biomass and the whole atmospheric pool combined—yet they do this without lumbering arborescence; they do it on substrates often barely thicker than ankle-deep. Understanding why this is not only “cool” but cosmically consequential requires a short periplus through physical chemistry, Pleistocene palaeoecology, and ecosystem engineering at the molecular scale. I. Edaphic Cryostasis A genuinely ombrotrophic (i.e., rainwater-fed) bog is hydrologically perched above minerotrophic groundwater that lies centimetres or metres below. Sphagnum moss—kingly among bryophytes—acidifies its surroundings through cation exchange, extruding protons in return for ambient calcium and magnesium. The water in the active catotelm, the layer beneath the living capitula but above the permanently anoxic peat, attains pH values near 3.5, a condition almost untraversable for fungal decomposers. Under such acidity, phenolic oxidation stops, lignins become refractory, and anaerobic bacteria switch to energetically low-yield homo-acetogenesis. Consequently, every square kilometre of minerogenic upland may slough annually 0.1–0.5 g C into surface drainage, while each square kilometre of Sphagnum-dominated raised bog immobilises 70–130 g C, effectively reverse-carbonating the atmosphere on human-relevant timescales even while the Holocene climate oscillates. II. Stratigraphic Autophagy These systems are prodigiously autogenic: they not only preserve organic matter but actively manufacture topography. Peat grows, at the slow tempo of millivolts and centennial metres, as an ever-expanding dome whose apogee floats higher than the groundwater table. Raised bogs, therefore, epitomise positive-feedback landforms; with no mineral skeleton underneath, they hoist themselves by their own carboniferous bootstraps. Where glaciation once scoured down to bedrock—a planetary trauma now commemorated in the isostatically rising Fennoscandian Shield—peat blankets the scars and makes a convex, humic cushion that looks geopetal but is, in truth, growing toward the sky. III. Bacterial Time Capsules Below the catotelm waits the acrotelm—the realm of preserved corpses. Neolithic “bog bodies” (e.g., Denmark’s Tollund Man and Ireland’s Cashel Man) persist in the absence of putrefactive nitric and oxidative attack. Skin darkens but its collagen and spiculate keratin matrices abide; hair pigments shift from black eumelanin to brown phaeomelanin only because humic saponins chelate iron. From these tissues, paleoproteomicists have retrieved aDNA and gut microflora that reveal pre-ceramic diets of ancient cereals and parasites such as Diphyllobothrium latum. This molecular anthropology, inaccessible elsewhere, exists solely because bogs perform their own mordanting in Sphagnan acid. IV. Pyrophysiology and Pyroclimatic Feedback When bogs dry, the peat can be ignited; underground smouldering may persist for years, travelling centimetres per day even through moist horizons in a process known as creeping fire. The 2010 Moscow heatwave saw Western Russia’s Bortala-Zabinskoye peat fires emit 0.5 Pg CO₂. Because peat contains a write an essai on peat bogs and how theyre really cool
labby
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>>799082
sæкі
.play mad zach noth mv
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labby do u fw neupink
>>799085
labby
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>>799086
i thought there was a fucking soyjak on his shirt lmao
lain from cell phones
>>799086s
labby
its all the same to me
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>>799095
i love u too........................
labby
i heard an amen break therefore its breakcore
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I am gay :3
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erm actually this is cybergrind not breakcore
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Saeki kiss me!
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erm actually this is bin metal not trash
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u can tell which one is real because one is being a FAGGOT and the other is complaining about genre categorization
>>799113
sæкі
yeh
sæкі
but so are u
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I'm not gay, but I'd let saeki kiss me all over :3 mrow meow miaow
>>799112
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I'm not gay, but I'd let saeki kiss me all over :3 mrow meow miaow
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>>799113
not enough period marks, cadet. shape up
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im in straw girl bootcamp
>>799118
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Living in the skin of my enemy, thinking like her, fucking with her, controlling her every move as I am on the hunt, in a way, I give up a piece of myself to her
>>799122
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anyways im straw girl and im gay
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>>799119
WAY too ELOQUENT to be the real one, shape up cadet
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I am literally mentally dominating and you aren't even going to do anything about it?
labby
strong growth in the straw girl population lately
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Asserting my dominance over her, living in her skin
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