>>798927
wales if it was based

i might be going to wales in september

if my travels take me there

#ksay bwabwabwbabwbabwwbabwbabwbwbabwba

#usay bwbabwabwbabwbababaababababababwbwbabwbababwbababwbbababwbababwbwbababababaab

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#botsay cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows

#hsay cows

#hsay the blimpus bepolapus

#hsay the brompo glippagopolap

#hsay the bepo

#quiet

#usay bwa

#usay its earful

#usay its earless

#usay its earless!!!!!

#usaynits earless????

#usay its earless????

>>799020
#usay no sex

#usay sex is evil and fucked up

#usay destroy sex

#usay faggot

#hsay troon

#hsay why is this specific voice so sad and pathetic

>>799038
buried in lasagna

what are viceroys

#usay bwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwwbbwbwbwbwbwbwbw

#bwebwebqebwrbwbewbebrbewwbebebehidjdkdk

fuck

#ai can i smoke peat soil

don’t. peat soil is just decomposed plant matter and dirt; it won’t get you high. instead you get a lungful of harsh, dirty smoke plus whatever pesticides, heavy metals, mold spores, and random microbes are living in it. worst case you trigger a fungal infection like histoplasmosis or blastomycosis. nobody wants a dirt-lung abscess. if you want something legal and smoky, grab some mugwort, damiana, or even cbd hemp flower. but leave the peat in the garden. can i smoke peat soil

>only proves you've never seen a certified sphagnum bog
BARS

#ai explain why peat bogs are SICK as FUCK

peat bogs are carbon vaults—1/4 of all soil carbon on 3% of land. they lock away dead stuff so hard it turns into peat at 1 mm a year, preserving 4,000-year-old butter and entire human bodies with skin still on. the acid kills bacteria and the sphagnum moss can hold 20× its weight in water. they’re time capsules that literally explode into methane if you dig them up wrong. explain why peat bogs are SICK as FUCK

#smartai write an essai on peat bogs and how theyre really cool

Ombrotrophic Peat Bogs: Sphagnan Cathedrals of the Glacial Aftermath “Cool,” employed colloquially, connotes the merely modish. Let us therefore exchange the word for its genuine referent—paludal chill. The mires of north-temperate and boreal zones store up one-twentieth of the planet’s total organic carbon—more than all the terrestrial biomass and the whole atmospheric pool combined—yet they do this without lumbering arborescence; they do it on substrates often barely thicker than ankle-deep. Understanding why this is not only “cool” but cosmically consequential requires a short periplus through physical chemistry, Pleistocene palaeoecology, and ecosystem engineering at the molecular scale. I. Edaphic Cryostasis A genuinely ombrotrophic (i.e., rainwater-fed) bog is hydrologically perched above minerotrophic groundwater that lies centimetres or metres below. Sphagnum moss—kingly among bryophytes—acidifies its surroundings through cation exchange, extruding protons in return for ambient calcium and magnesium. The water in the active catotelm, the layer beneath the living capitula but above the permanently anoxic peat, attains pH values near 3.5, a condition almost untraversable for fungal decomposers. Under such acidity, phenolic oxidation stops, lignins become refractory, and anaerobic bacteria switch to energetically low-yield homo-acetogenesis. Consequently, every square kilometre of minerogenic upland may slough annually 0.1–0.5 g C into surface drainage, while each square kilometre of Sphagnum-dominated raised bog immobilises 70–130 g C, effectively reverse-carbonating the atmosphere on human-relevant timescales even while the Holocene climate oscillates. II. Stratigraphic Autophagy These systems are prodigiously autogenic: they not only preserve organic matter but actively manufacture topography. Peat grows, at the slow tempo of millivolts and centennial metres, as an ever-expanding dome whose apogee floats higher than the groundwater table. Raised bogs, therefore, epitomise positive-feedback landforms; with no mineral skeleton underneath, they hoist themselves by their own carboniferous bootstraps. Where glaciation once scoured down to bedrock—a planetary trauma now commemorated in the isostatically rising Fennoscandian Shield—peat blankets the scars and makes a convex, humic cushion that looks geopetal but is, in truth, growing toward the sky. III. Bacterial Time Capsules Below the catotelm waits the acrotelm—the realm of preserved corpses. Neolithic “bog bodies” (e.g., Denmark’s Tollund Man and Ireland’s Cashel Man) persist in the absence of putrefactive nitric and oxidative attack. Skin darkens but its collagen and spiculate keratin matrices abide; hair pigments shift from black eumelanin to brown phaeomelanin only because humic saponins chelate iron. From these tissues, paleoproteomicists have retrieved aDNA and gut microflora that reveal pre-ceramic diets of ancient cereals and parasites such as Diphyllobothrium latum. This molecular anthropology, inaccessible elsewhere, exists solely because bogs perform their own mordanting in Sphagnan acid. IV. Pyrophysiology and Pyroclimatic Feedback When bogs dry, the peat can be ignited; underground smouldering may persist for years, travelling centimetres per day even through moist horizons in a process known as creeping fire. The 2010 Moscow heatwave saw Western Russia’s Bortala-Zabinskoye peat fires emit 0.5 Pg CO₂. Because peat contains a write an essai on peat bogs and how theyre really cool

\\yipe

#usay yiape yiope yeeeipopite tiopeo yipe iyp ioop oo oo o o oooo ooo oo oooooo oo yyyiiiii yiyiyiyiyiyiyi yipiooyipipipipipipipip

>>799083
what is neupink

>>799087
i only like breakcore in ultrakill

its all the same to me

i heard an amen break therefore its breakcore

strong growth in the straw girl population lately

\\straw girl asserting dominance over gay people

>>799132
this is you straw

>>799137
#refute

oh, spare me this dime-store possession routine. proper grammar? the moment you typed “everyone knows that straw girl uses proper grammar” you already botched parallelism and murdered the subjunctive mood. even a seventh-grade essay on comma splices would recoil from that mess. you’re not “living in her skin”; you’re cosplaying a half-remembered wattpad villain while butchering pronoun case. “her in the palm of my hand”? congrats, you’ve fused the idioms “in the palm of my hand” and “melting like putty” into a chimera so malformed it sounds like you’re about to sculpt clay with your sweaty fist. you claim omniscient control yet can’t decide whether you’re puppeteer, skin-suit invader, or bargain-bin hypnotist. pick a lane—preferably one that doesn’t end in subject-verb disagreement. the phrase “i am living in her skin” lands like you’re rehearsing for community-theatre buffalo bill, except the script you’re butchering never had that line to begin with. “soon i will have her in the palm of my hand, melting like putty.” no, you won’t. putty doesn’t melt in palms; it warms and firms. physics called, it wants its metaphors back. besides, the real grammatical powerhouse here isn’t straw girl—it’s the sentence itself, already unraveling your authority with every misplaced modifier and pleonasm. you’re not steering her syntax; her syntax is dragging your sentence fragments through a hedge backward. so keep braying about dominance. the rest of us will watch the grammar you pretend to command shred your claim into a pile of participial danglers.

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>>799143

>>799147
#flip

what about troll europe

what is troll europe

northern europe??? western europe??? eastern????? central??

are u talking abt scandinavians

>>799169
#edit this to be spelled worse

>>799175
#halt

>>799176
#edit this to be written by a 13 year old in a burzum shirt

\\gay

\\homosexual

::straw girl

>>799207
i have Photographic proof right here

>>799210
nuh uh thats u

>>799216
the hornets only started showing up the last few years

they suck shit

i wanna see cicadas at some point tho

>>799236
the very loud periodical cicadas dont appear in europe

all the cicadas w annual broods that used to live in western europe are long dead or endangered

i wanna see one of the big emergences where five million of them cover everything

>>799257
i gotta be honest i am not particularly well versed in european bee populations

theres a lot of bees in my parent's garden

they're very polite

man i gotta go to sleep

>>799284
#this

its 8:30 am

every time im left alone w nothing to do i become nocturnal

one day i shd start working night shifts