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fentphone
>>800752
they’re scams I hate all super market food now
labby
16405.png
::hold_it
but it says here its a great deal??????
fentphone
it’s food people eat bc they hate themselves and want to be content in hating themselves
>>800760
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800754
Hardcore maybe, esp. old school? I mostly orbit around specific bands
fentphone
>>800754
death from above isn’t electronic but it is dance music
derrick_fan
holy shit death from above
derrick_fan
i forgot about them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I like classic 90's rave for example
labby
1
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh hell yeah, that's good stuff
labby
1
labby
dirt is hard as fuck
fentphone
i am actually hardcore distraught over me BPDing out again lately but i think i can deal with it
>>800774>>800777>>800778
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I recently found this cool little thing called Ishkur's guide to electronic music and got me some bangers
labby
yeah in my experience all you can really do is power through it
labby
dont let the demons excecute a hostile takeover on your brain
fentphone
thank u pals
derrick_fan
.play relax rezz
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play leftfield open up
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I hate this image
labby
>>800782
as opposed to me, merely a saxon
fentphone
betrayal of russia
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play dj misjah access
labby
finally some trve grvb
derrick_fan
every one always talks about from russia with love
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Atari Teenage Riot :D
derrick_fan
what about from estonia with mischief?
labby
is estonia real
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
From Latvia with grudge
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cause baltics are salty bitches
derrick_fan
from serbia with glass jars
>>800798
labby
from bosnia with strong ethnic tensions
derrick_fan
>>800798
I FUCKING KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT MY FRIENDS ARE FUCKING IDIOTS I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS A GLASS BOTTLE I KNOW THE FUCKING STORY BUT THEYRE NOT AS AUTISTIC AS ME AND I GOT GROUP VOTED OUT AS THE ONE WHO WAS WRONG NO ITS A GLASS BOTTLE NOT A GLASS JAR
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hehehehehehehehe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Also, the one guy one jar man is actually ukranian not russian oops
labby
#poll is estonia real/yes/no
labby
yes voters please explain your case
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Estonia is real because I can find on the map, case closed
>>800808
fentphone
does anyone here struggle with close friendships of any kind
>>800807>>800809
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800806
I struggle with relationships of any kind honestly even familial
labby
haha all the posts say 8008 now
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800808
Well that's because it was real too, like Hyperborea
>>800818
derrick_fan
boobs!!!!!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dinousars existed but then died
labby
boobs !!!!!!!
fentphone
all of my close friendships have either been with evil men or some weird like obsessive romantic thing has occurred
>>800817
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I never kept close friends for more than a year, that's my personal record. It's always me and my stupid tongue
derrick_fan
>>800815
yeah i know how this can be it sucks
labby
>>800811
hmmmmmm...... much to think about
fentphone
maybe I am someone who should keep others at a paws length for our own good
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I shouldn't be near allowed people in general
fentphone
im sure one day captain howdie will adopt you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Idk mannnnn, I'm not sure about this
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'd rather go the Tobyn Jacobs (my hero) way and have a life-sized Randal cardboard cutout in my bedroom
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Catte
labby
#ksay such violence
fentphone
>>800826
i would not be surprised if i was brainwashed into thinking I was 28 and I have tons of false memories
>>800832
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#ksay killing you and killing you
labby
#usay trult a battle for the ages
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800829
You also look like Randy Stair from above
>>800834
derrick_fan
im growing ever slowly suspicious that i have the mental age of about 30 because all of my friends that i really enjoy hanging out with are all like 25+ minimum
>>800840
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800834
I"M JUST KIDDINGGGGGG
labby
#usay beeboobabababaaaababoobabeebe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bababa and bebebe
labby
#usay bdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbd
derrick_fan
apart from my one friend who is 22
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800833
I rammed myself head first into a tree trunk when I was 3 so I might be voluntary brain damanged
>>800843
labby
#usay bebdbdbdbdbdbdbdbddbdb
labby
#usay bebdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbfbdbdbddbdbdbdb
labby
hmmmm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800843
No lobotomy needed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play leftfield afroleft
labby
grub
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Groob
labby
#bounce
#ksay BOOBS!!!!!
labby
800850 get for boobs
fentphone
epic boobs get
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
BAZONGASSSS
anon
My arms and knees
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Weak
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mom spaghetti
fentphone
ssteamppunk
anon
My sick steampunk hat and sick steampunk airship and sweet steampunk shotgun that I use to kill people
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hmmmm artstyle that reminds me of Doxy...
labby
are there still steampunk people
>>800871
labby
in the big 2025
labby
are those still around
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I saw a goth/emo couple today and HAD to restrain myself from asking them how are they still not extinct
>>800866>>800867
anon
A tasteful dash of steampunk is okay but it can't be the sole thing something has going for it
labby
>>800864
goths and emos are doing fine, even if the dying body of their subculture is being puppeted by mass culture slop
>>800868
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800866
Well you know I was sure the great 2007 extinction wiped them out of my area but it seems they're slowly returning to wild
>>800867
Cancer patients?
derrick_fan
chav emos
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh brits of course
fentphone
>>800861
yeah I have a theory about them
fentphone
it’s late though and I’m too tired to type it all out
fentphone
my thesis in short is that they’re sexually stunted and basically engage in theatre kid type shit to like signal sexuality
>>800878
labby
you're absolutely correct
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play madness house of fun
labby
man i just looked it up and apparently literally like 12 hours ago there was a steampunk con going on a city over from me
>>800879
fentphone
also I realised from watching a steam punk video of a tumblr sexyman that I basically do the same thing for like nerdy anime watching tumblr neet women but I am not a 39 year old musician in a ridiculous costume
>>800885
labby
>>800876
actually like 40 minutes away from me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
labby
terrify8ng
fentphone
>>800878
ask me to xplain next time when i on pc computer
derrick_fan
yes yes will do
derrick_fan
>>800882
(theyre in....your area) THEYRE IN YOUR AREA
fentphone
>>800882
it’s like all literally just a way to get laid for people who can’t move on from 2012
>>800891
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Giraffe sex
derrick_fan
they might even know the first three numbers
fentphone
they’re culturally and emotionally stunted
labby
>>800887
in a way i have a kind of noble savage view of them
labby
where i cannot help but respect them for clinging onto their niche internet subculture so long after it started dying
fentphone
>>800885
it suffers a lot from like not having any of the themes that it’s parent genre (gothic) has or any themes at all really .. steampunk music is about shit like “adventure” or “invention” or being a gentlesir or somecshit .. in nature it resembles like dnd fantasy more than gothic
>>800896>>800899
labby
>>800893
yeah it really is just aesthetic slop
fentphone
like what actual themes could steampunk grapple with? colonialism? child labour?
>>800901>>800902
labby
theres no real meaning behind any of it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Scientists shit-soaked fuckers
anon
>>800897
colonialism, child labor, slavery, the GNOMISH CONSPIRACY
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800897
Victorian children yearn for mines
fentphone
all steampunk music is like “covers” or some British guy “ironically” rapping about boxing his fellow chum in his fighting trousers. the rap especially is somewhat kind of racist
>>800905
anon
Yeah the issue is that like as a genre it just gets a bit silly, kind of like it can't just be a standalone thing
labby
>>800903
idk if all of the british guy rapping stuff falls neatly into steampunk but yeah its definitely adjacent
>>800906
fentphone
>>800905
chap hop is like definitely steampunk but it’s like a subtribe of steam punk
>>800907
fentphone
one of the chap hop guys like just looks like an alcoholic
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I thought they all look like alcoholics
fentphone
half of them don’t drink bc they’re in their bedrooms all day
>>800914
anon
Steampunk, but it's set in a Banana Republic, think about it
>>800916
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800912
In hangover?
fentphone
no they’re like on discord or something in their mid to late 30s
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pondering,...
labby
yhe british truly are a fascinating people
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
We should put them in a zoo and study them
fentphone
the chap hop stuff is very nerd-hipster who read vice magazine in some uk university when it was 2006 which isn’t super steampunk but they share fanbases probably
>>800922
fentphone
i think chap hop was a typically middle class British way at saying rap music was shit in the most dishonest and passive aggressive way possible
fentphone
i don’t like that a lot of subcultures and scenes seem to like have a lot of people who seem very bad at growing up
>>800928
fentphone
maybe im just being tough on people and myself about that in particular lately
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
LEBRON JAMS
labby
but it depends on the subculture in question
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Guys hold up I have a funny idea
labby
i see it w emo/pop punk a lot as well
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play spekti rakas spektistan
labby
regular punk less so bc the punk dad/40 year old guy who is a loadbearing pillar for the diy scene is a classic archetype
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.skip (voted to skip this video)
fentphone
chavs barely exist anymore
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
yeah but it's funny tho
fentphone
nobody says “innit bruv” they say “meet and jeet in the bando bro”
>>800943>>800944
derrick_fan
chavs definitely exist
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800940
English please?
derrick_fan
its so peak
fentphone
my friend keeps showing him to me and it’s funny but also makes me feel weirdly sad and alone
derrick_fan
HES SO FUNNY I LOVE HIM
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.skip (voted to skip this video)
fentphone
i was talking out loud in public about like making a visual novel with “markiplier from game grumps” and ali Kingston university as voice actors and this kid walking with his mum who had to have been like 18 at most looked at me and said “ ali :) “
>>800955>>800952>>800953
labby
>>800936
this man has got to be like 40 by now right ?????
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Maybe he thought you were talking about Da Ali G Show
derrick_fan
booyakasha
fentphone
bonnie blue or lily phillips
labby
#ai whatever happened to the game grumps

still pumping out 1-2 episodes every single day like clockwork; format barely changed since 2013—arin’s the only og host left, dan basically inherited cohost role after jon dipped, they’re both millionaires touring and voicing cartoons. quality dipped and then stabilized; algorithm hates long playthroughs but they’re locked into daily uploads so they churn through random one-offs and shovelware to pay the rent. whatever happened to the game grumps
>>800964
fentphone
mad gyal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
GYATT!!!!!!
derrick_fan
#schizoai who has the better bunda, lily philips or bonnie blue

Objectively, comparing people’s bodies isn’t my thing, and both Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips have their admirers—each brings their own confidence, style, and vibe to the table. The “better bunda” really comes down to personal preference; some like Bonnie’s fit-athletic curves and others gravitate to Lily’s curvier, hour-glass style. In the end the best judge is your own eye (and opinion) while always keeping it polite and respectful. who has the better bunda, lily philips or bonnie blue
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800959
I miss their Sonic 2006 review
labby
i remember specifically watching their kirby epic yarn playthrough
labby
man whatever happened to the yarn Kirby games they shd bring that back
>>800968
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800966
There's only like 2 of them tho, the OG and enchanted version
derrick_fan
i should incorporate bando into my vocab
fentphone
>>800967
personally I preferred manor or gaff
fentphone
thinking about when I was doing community service the entire van was talking about brothels and asked if I wanted to go to the brass gaff with them
derrick_fan
i say gaff all the time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dio BRando
>>800976
fentphone
i said no i am loyal to my polycule
labby
>>800977
becoming a white hippie so i can smudge you with sage
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sage like the funny grass or High Guardian Spice character?
labby
the funny grass bc hippies are evil
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lennon was a hippo and he got shot dead so I agree
labby
rightful retribution for being a hippie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I fucking hate him and his bi ass so much, he and McCartney are so dead to me I will kill McCartney if I get a chance to go to Britian I am killing him
>>800985
fentphone
someone’s mum said I looked like paul mccartney once
>>800986
labby
>>800983
ill keep an eye out when im in england
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800984
You look more like Harrison to me
labby
>>800987
i am severely unprepared for my grand expedition to britain
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Beatlescartoons1.jpg
Why are we talking about The Beatles like they're real when they're clealy cartoon characters?? Like what
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>800990
My favourite is goliath beetle
labby
my favorite beetle is the darkling
derrick_fan
my brain is melting
derrick_fan
good music
derrick_fan
is good
labby
im gonna bring a notebook and scribble it whenever i talk to a britoid
fentphone
oh my god can my ex landlord stop talking to me about bringing enough bags on my japan trip
>>801005>>801006
fentphone
he doesn’t even have like a secret motive he’s just autistically fixated with bags
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>801002
You gooing to Japan soon>
fentphone
yes in december
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oooh
fentphone
i told you ! i will buy you present
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I forgor!!!
labby
fent can u bring a pack of japanese ciggies for me
>>801013
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You didn't tell when exactly!!
derrick_fan
fent get me a funny hat
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ate a chicken cheeseburger today
labby
>>801013
ill get them off u when u come to nl or i come to the uk again
derrick_fan
dad just offered me a fizzy drink today..........im 6.....
>>801019
labby
also fent whats the ciggie brand of choice for low life scum like me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>801017
>bro is 6
labby
i wanna try it when i get to the uk
derrick_fan
would you guys still let me use the website if i was actually 6 years old
>>801023>>801041
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You can operate a keybordy at 6? You must one of those indigos I used to hear about
labby
>>801021
no you cant see my candid grub pics
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
NOOOO BUGS NO BELONG IN MOUTH NOOOOO
labby
mods!!!!!! mods!!!!!? this woman is threatening to eat me!!!!!!
>>801030
derrick_fan
yum and CRNCH
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
STOP
derrick_fan
im 6 years old
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Go to school child
derrick_fan
how do you think i have internet access on a computer
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
School wifi not blocking libpol but blocking coolmathgames??? Waow
>>801036
labby
go study
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>801036
Through school newspaper
labby
internationally reviled website libpol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>801040
NO TOUCHING NOSE YOU WILL BLEED
derrick_fan
hehe...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
CHILD STOP YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
::gay sex
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Actually she needs protein so I think we should let her eat the buges
>>801055
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
How is child if child only eat pizza and choccy milk?? Education system is fucked
derrick_fan
because i eat bugs too
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
So you're a child too....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Unbelievable
labby
i am but a grub
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
YOU'RE UNDERAGE
>>801075
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
MODSSSSSS
0.4864% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>801072
FAN OF DERRICK ! OMG
derrick_fan
hallo!!!!!
labby
15970.png
::grub fat
if i do not get smoko i wont get fat enough and ill have to stay in the soil
0.4865% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>801081
noo!!! no slebbing!!!
0.4866% laptopbooger!boymodewng
you must celebrate derrick harder
derrick_fan
but im 6!!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Six dicks in my ass
anon
>>801072
I would never, I am more inclined to bore people to death with inane conversations about epistemology
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>801091
NOOOOOOOOO
straw bury
9738.png
meow eow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowm meowmeow meowmeowmeow meowmeow meow meow meow meow meow
::buryshoe
>>801098>>801100>>801102
derrick_fan
STRAWBURYSHOE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>801097
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>801101
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
*throws shoe at you*
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Only 5'6" lol womanlet
derrick_fan
im jack the fucking fly fly around your house
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>801107
Plants are agressive
straw bury
>>801109
MRMRMRRRRRRRRRRROIIWWW MIAO WMIAO WMIAO W MIAOW MIAOW MRIOW OWMAO EMWMEWM MWEMWE MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW BITES UR SUFKCING HAND OFF!!!!!!!!!
>>801112
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I am going to kill people
>>801118
straw bury
>>801116
meow mweowe mlwemo moweemowmeoowmeo wemoweomweomweomowemo weomwoemowemowem omwe omweom weomowem owem oweemowem owemowemowem owem om weomowemowem owmeomeow meow meoowm oemw eom ewmoem emwoemo moewmo moew moemw mowe oemwmewo meowmeowmeow meowmeow emwomowewmeow moewm ewomoewmweo mewo
>>801127
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
YOu will be first
0.4869% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>801114
THOSE ARE NOT CLOTHED!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO
straw bury
:3
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>801124
ive seen enough, give this man a good pub feed
>>801133
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>801133
hehe.... yeah
anon
I was a HUGE frickin baby
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i AM a huge baby
>>801139
labby
i am a huge grub
0.4870% laptopbooger!boymodewng
guys do you want to buy a cyber Truck with me
>>801143
derrick_phone(Luzia)
guys i have a confession
>>801145
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i lied
0.4871% laptopbooger!boymodewng
PEOPLE DIED BEACAUSE YOU LIED
derrick_phone(Luzia)
two decades
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>801147
Well I guess I don't have to breastfeed you then
>>801153
anon
Who wants to go to the Pai Gow Poker House with me?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>801153
Nah, you already made it clear girlie

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