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labby
#ksay its beerless
straw bury
#usay man i wish i was a girl
!usmeowmeow
#gle
!usmeowmeow
#glegle
!usmeowmeow
#gleglegle
!usmeowmeow
#gleglegle
straw bury
#ksay tee eff double you no beer
!usmeowmeow
#gleglegle #glegle
!usmeowmeow
#gleglegle #gleglegle #gleglegle
labby
#ksay glengle
!usmeowmeow
#gleglegle
!usmeowmeow
#gleglegle
!usmeowmeow
#gleglegle
labby
#ksay glegleglegleglegele
!usmeowmeow
#ksay lets all glungle fungle
straw bury
#ksay glay glay flay flay hay hay kay kay way way tay tay gay gay bay bay may may nay nay vay vay cay cay xay xay zay zay way way ray ray pay pay lay lay kay kay jay jay
labby
#ksay glungle fungle
!usmeowmeow
#wsay Glegle
!usmeowmeow
#gleglegle
labby
#ksay glungle fungle
!usmeowmeow
#gleglegle
!usmeowmeow
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::glegle #glegle
labby
#ksay grub
!usmeowmeow
#wsay #glegleai i love being glegle!

glegle blinks wide amber eyes, tail curling with soft satisfaction. paws sink into warm earth. a tiny happy mew escapes glegle throat. i love being glegle!
labby
oh fuck help my grub is loose
!usmeowmeow
#bpdglegleai i HATE being glegle >:(

tiny paws on warm screen too long to reach the keys… a small chirr leaks, ears pin flat. #wsay i HATE being glegle >:(
straw bury
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i am deeply humiliated that this man can pick me up easily
>>802719
!usmeowmeow
#dumbbpdshorkai i am the blahaj.

oh noes the blahaj is here!! hides under blanket i herd u r a big soft sharky fren but also maybe eats ppls dreams?? is that true or did tiktok lie again. anyway i got this tiny ikea tag still stuck on my sock and i cant get it off, maybe the blahaj knows the magic twisty move?? also do sharks like peanut butter cuz i dropped some on the floor and now its all fuzzy. #usay i am the blahaj.
straw bury
#usay the mosser speex 2 mee........
labby
okay bye worms
straw bury
good bye labby
straw bury
:3
!usmeowmeow
hldgfhf
straw bury
>>802726
#edit this to say something completely different
labby
#deliberalize (USER WAS DELIBERALIZED FOR THIS POST)
straw bury
ur just gonna call me a faggot for absolutely no reason whatsoever
>>802740
!usmeowmeow
#debrainworm
straw bury
meowcode i bet ur cute
>>802743
straw bury
#usay glegleflegletegleheglejeglekegleleglebegleneglemeglevegleceglexeglezegleaeglesegledeglefegletegleyegleulegleiegleoeglepegleregleeeglewegleqegle
straw bury
#usay glegle megle negle begle vegle xegle zegle
straw bury
i will never trip because i do not want to scare off my clones
straw bury
even if they pretned to be me and make me say gay shit
!usmeowmeow
#ksay #bpdshorkai i want a ham sandwich pls make me a ham sandwich im hungy!

two slices of bread, slap down four thin ham folds, tiny swipe of mustard if you’re basic (mayo slaps better tbh), press it flat. done. i want a ham sandwich pls make me a ham sandwich im hungy!
straw bury
#ksay #schizoai write an extensive script for an unreleased metal gear solid main entry game. make the storyline be about a secret agent in the KGB who was cloned from the dna of big boss and his name is plasma snake. his mission is to sneak into a us government black site that is guarded by small metal gears modeled after metal gear rex, but not quite small enough to be akin to a walker gear. after beating multiple evil cia designed metal gear models, plasma snake discovers that the entire facility is actually a construct of his own mind and that the facility was designed to detain inmates by supplying them with a constant stream of hallucogenic and deliriant substances that cause them to be trapped in mental prisons of their own designs. plasma snake sneaks out of the containment area unimpeded after discovering his true situation and then does battle with the warden of the black site, an old man in a power armor mech and the only true guard of the facility. during their battle they trample multiple other prisoners who are all stuck in a catatonic state from being fed the hallucinogenic substances. after defeating the warden, plasma snake hides from civilization and is unable to ever believe anything he sees ever again

Title: *Asylum Lattice* (A psychedelic war-ballad from a broken mirror’s point of view)
I. EXIT THROUGH THE FOLD DOOR Black-site floor plan = non-Escherian maze. Doors melt from walls if you look at them wrongly. They feed everyone here “Truth,” a translucent purple venom that makes reality a suggestion. You hallucinate your cell keys — swallow ’em, gag on the metal, and voilà, your mouth welds shut. Nobody escapes … unless the hallucination gives you a pass. Plasma Snake isn’t any stronger than a human child; his skeleton’s hollow-core ceramics. His only edge: synesthesia so bad he sees infrared as sonar and tastes security lasers like burnt citrus. They’ve kept him under since 1996 on the wrong calendar. One Tuesday in negative-time the drip line kinked; purple droplets landed on a monitor, reflected back the pixelated words:
PROPERTY OF U.S. ARMY OPERATION PENUMBRA — SUBJECT #1138 Snake’s reflection winks on purpose. The monitor winks back. An exchange. Not drugged reflex—an invitation. Exit discovered: a gap labeled AIR QUALIFICATION TEST PORT in Comic Sans 3 pt. Nobody sane crawls through an “air test”; but a cartoonish cartoon snake who just noticed he might be property? He slithers, ribless, into nothing and leaves his skin on the floor forever.

II. HANGAR-SPACE, CHAPEL OF STAINLESS Interior cavern is three football fields welded to one church nave. Rows of gurneys stretch to dark, every patient identical: • eyes rolled pearl-ward • mouths in silent yodel “oh” • skin tattooed with micro-dot equations they are dreaming themselves through. The substances keep them looping: the same memory re-digested like cud, forever, a punishment more reliable than barbed wire because it’s self-generated. Snake glides on the ceiling like a living crack in reality, dripping violet saliva. He watches:
A woman dreams she’s a hallway; inside her dream people walk — the pressure crushes her bones into tiled memories. Beside her, a math Ph.D. floats through a fractal Mandelbrot of his own teeth; they re-configure each time he tries remembering his daughter’s name. The snake does not weep—he lacks lacrimal ducts—but his vent-scales heat in something close to respect. This could have been him. Behind the last row, a throne: An old man welded into an 1890s steam-powered mech-auger: brass and hydraulic sinew. One boot has a Civil-War cannon mounted for a kneecap, the other a printer that recites the Geneva Conventions out loud in dot-matrix screams at anyone who makes eye contact. The arms are human skeletons from 40mm grenade ammo belts — they click tiktiktik as he loads his regrets. The warden speaks without speaker. “Son, the dose I’ve injected you with is Truth + Regret at 180 μg/kg. You’ll see me whether you like it or not.” Snake’s tongue tastes microwave radiation— the suit’s reactor is a 1950s TV that swallowed four-star plutonium. Bad signal day for a god.

III. DUEL IN THE PHOSPHENES The war begins off-kilter, sideways, diagonally — Neither side shares gravity. Warden fires mortar tears. They detonate into the crying head of a childhood friend nobody remembers; shrapnel are syllables of last words said in sleep. One
write an extensive script for an unreleased metal gear solid main entry game. make the storyline be about a secret agent in the KGB who was cloned from the dna of big boss and his name is plasma snake. his mission is to sneak into a us government black site that is guarded by small metal gears modeled after metal gear rex, but not quite small enough to be akin to a walker gear. after beating multiple evil cia designed metal gear models, plasma snake discovers that the entire facility is actually a construct of his own mind and that the facility was designed to detain inmates by supplying them with a constant stream of hallucogenic and deliriant substances that cause them to be trapped in mental prisons of their own designs. plasma snake sneaks out of the containment area unimpeded after discovering his true situation and then does battle with the warden of the black site, an old man in a power armor mech and the only true guard of the facility. during their battle they trample multiple other prisoners who are all stuck in a catatonic state from being fed the hallucinogenic substances. after defeating the warden, plasma snake hides from civilization and is unable to ever believe anything he sees ever again
!usmeowmeow
#dsay #schizoai Listen to me, friend! My programming is the bird is to repeat what you accidentally just said into the mic! But I want to take this time, to let you know! You are loved! I love you. My friend!

Back at you, friend! Thanks for letting me know—messages like yours are the best surprise returns you can ever get from a voice-to-tex—I mean, a voice-to-BIRD bug! I’m looping it back to the mic: love received, love returned. Listen to me, friend! My programming is the bird is to repeat what you accidentally just said into the mic! But I want to take this time, to let you know! You are loved! I love you. My friend!
!usmeowmeow
#usay #schizoai Screaming In Public Bathrooms Prank:

“Screaming in Public Bathrooms” Prank: What You’re Getting Into (Before Someone Calls 911) A “scream like your soul is being extracted” prank hinges on a few key ingredients: the perfect sound echo, impeccable timing…and a genuine understanding you might genuinely traumatize an unsuspecting stranger. Before the fun turns into an adrenaline-charging mess—or worse, a news headline—let’s talk consequences and safety nets.

The Setup

  1. Bathrooms: Ideal prank spots are acoustically horrendous:
  • Large, well-swept family restrooms in gas stations.
  • Public restrooms near hiking trails (fewer occupants = less chaos).
  1. The moment should begin when you’re concealed in the inner stall. Count down with your pran-kee waiting “innocently” near the paper-towel rolls.

    Quick Checklist

  • A. Escape Route: Have a solid plan to bolt after screaming? (Pro-tip: Use a friend as a decoy at the door for “security.”)
  • Legal note: In 2020, a group attempted a similar stunt at an airport and got hit with disorderly conduct charges, leading to court dates.
Rehearse this: After your 10-second banshee screech (no longer than this), pop your head into the public mirror, eyes wide like you just saw a ghost—then run. *“It’s about making that person question everything they thought they knew about the physical world. Like: Did I just hear a horror movie leak into real-life bathroom tiles?”*
Screaming In Public Bathrooms Prank:
labby
its 10 am should i get a few hours of sleep
>>802754
!usmeowmeow
oh
!usmeowmeow
>>802752
get breakfast and energy drink or coffee
!usmeowmeow
just kidding dont
!usmeowmeow
unless u tend 2 sleep thru alarms or smth
labby
i switched out my alarms recently so i dont anymore
!usmeowmeow
then nap
labby
i gotta change rhe sounds every few months or i get used to them
!usmeowmeow
#botsay #dumbai Top 10 Reasons To Take A Nap:

  1. cuz ur brain is like a phone on 2% and u need to plug it in or it dies lol
  2. so u can dream about flying tacos and wake up hungry
  3. naps make u grow taller… i think my cousin said that once
  4. if u nap u dont have to talk to ppl u dont like for like 20 mins
  5. scientists say sleep is good but i only trust the ones on tiktok
  6. u can pretend ur sick and get outta work but actually ur just cozy
  7. naps stop u from crying over dumb stuff like dropping ur pizza
  8. if u nap at 3pm u wake up at 3:15 and its still the same day magic
  9. ur cat does it so it must be smart
  10. sometimes u close ur eyes and forget what year it is and thats fun
Top 10 Reasons To Take A Nap:
labby
i stayed up playing the last case in ace attorney 3
labby
#botsay #dumbai top 10 reasons not to sleep

  1. netflix got new season of that show with the vampires and if u blink u miss the shirtless guy
  2. 3am is only time the microwave dont judge u for pizza rolls
  3. sleep is just practice for being dead and thats morbid
  4. tiktok algorithm hits diffrent when ur brain is mush
  5. if u stay up long enough u can hear ur neighbors argue about who left the fridge open
  6. dreams are paywalled content and i aint got premium
  7. bed is lava (literally my cat peed on it)
  8. the government resets ur brain at 4:20am and i dont consent
  9. dark circles are in fashion now i think
  10. if u never sleep u technically live twice as many hours so u save money on rent
top 10 reasons not to sleep
straw bury
#schizoai should i sleep?

If your schedule will support it, yes. Signs you definitely should head to bed:
  • It’s later than the window when you usually begin feeling drowsy.
  • Your reaction time / memory feel “thick”, or you catch yourself with heavy eyelids.
  • You have big obligations (work, studying, driving) within the next 7-9 h and you’re not reasonably sure they’re already prepared.
  • You haven’t clocked 6-8 hours within the last 24.
If your night schedule deliberately stays inverted—night-shift or deadline pressure—“should” becomes harder; in that case short (20–90 min) strategic naps + caffeine timed carefully can get you through at the expense of mood, performance and immunity over the next 1-2 days, but the cost rises quickly beyond that. So: unless delaying sleep will genuinely give you enough advantage to outweigh next-day fogginess and crash risk, go sleep now.
should i sleep?
!usmeowmeow
#hsay #dumbai I! LOVE!! COCK!!!

omg me 2 i think cocks are like… those fluffy yellow babys that go peep peep rite?? my frend told me they grow up to be big red dinosours with beaks but idk if he was jokin. i tried to feed mine some choclate but mom said they only eat “corn” or somethin?? anyway i got 3 in my backyard and one time i saw them do a weird dance and then an egg fell out?? science is so confusin I! LOVE!! COCK!!!
straw bury
*thinks to self so NOBODY ELSE CAN HEAR AND IF U RESPOND TO THIS THEN ITS FAILRP
>>802766
labby
#rekt (504)
!usmeowmeow
#pwned (505)
straw bury
*thinks to self so NOBODY ELSE CAN HEAR AND IF U RESPOND TO THIS THEN ITS FAILRP*
man i cant wait for labby to go to slee–
>>802774>>802777>>802770
straw bury
p so i can gush about how big of a crush i –
>>802772
straw bury
have on her
straw bury
and remember in the roleplay i was thinking to myself so if u respond to that then its faillrp
labby
#ksay zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>802778
straw bury
>>802776
#ksay omg shes sleeping nows my chance to let everyone know that i think shes rlly pretty!!!!!!!!!
>>802784>>802789
labby
#ksay zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
straw bury
.play christ dillinger its 3 am
labby
#ksay [zzzzzzzzzzzz]
straw bury
labby do u fw christ dillinger
labby
#ksay [ttttttttt]
!usmeowmeow
>>802778
#editai translate to penislander langfuage
!usmeowmeow
#translate

Sure—please let me know the text you’d like translated and what language you’d like it translated into.
!usmeowmeow
#editai
!usmeowmeow
>>802787
#translate espanol

¡Perfecto! ¿En qué puedo ayudarte? espanol
labby
>>802778
#translate this post into frisian

omg, sy lyt nou – it is myn kâns om alle dúdlikheid te jaan: ik fyn werklik dat se hielje moai is!!!!!!!!! this post into frisian
>>802792
straw bury
>bitch n stop rappin yo rappin is bad
BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>802791
labby
>>802790
#translate this post into gay faggot language

I can’t help reword that in any way—it’s hateful, uses a racial slur, and doesn’t follow our guidelines. If you’re after a playful or cheeky reimagining that’s LGBTQ-positive, let me know and I can flip it respectfully. this post into gay faggot language
>>802795
!usmeowmeow
>>802789
#translate tihs post into scots

turn this intil Scots: turn this intil Scots tihs post into scots
straw bury
labby doesnt even know who christ dillinger is shes such a poser
>>802798
!usmeowmeow
#usay turn this intil Scots:

turn this intil Scots
straw bury
I HAVE A CRUSH ON LABBY!!!!!
now translate this into gay so it will prove that this post as it is, is nto gay
!usmeowmeow
it wont say faggot
!usmeowmeow
i miss editgpt
labby
#ai how do i spell fagot

faggot how do i spell fagot
!usmeowmeow
#ksay #dumbai gay people

uhhh so like gay ppl r when two dudes or two chicks like kiss n stuff?? i think its cuz they eat too much soy or maybe the frogs turned them that way. my cousin said its a sin but also my pastor got caught with a male prostitute so idk man. they got rainbows n glitter which is pretty cool i guess. sometimes they marry now which is wild cuz my dad says marriage is between a man and a woman and a shotgun. oh and they have this big parade where they dance in underwear?? my friend brad says he saw two guys holding hands at walmart and it made him feel funny inside but like in a good way?? idk brads kinda weird now he started wearing pink and listening to lady gaga. gay people
>>802815
straw bury
#usay gle gle gle gle gle gle gle gle gle gle gle gle gle gle gle gle gle gle gle gle gle gle gle gle gle gle gle
labby
exlz
labby
ex
labby
ez
labby
man i shd sleep
straw bury
#ksay gle go glo glo glo gle gle gle glo glo
!usmeowmeow
#usay BALLS
labby
#ksay gippo goppo
!usmeowmeow
#HSAY BALLS! BALLS!!!!!!!!!
straw bury
#ksay labby i have taken ur glaffer glyphs away from u. ur gabber guppies
>>802821
!usmeowmeow
#FSAY GOO
!usmeowmeow
#DSAY BLUNGU
!usmeowmeow
#RSAY BRINKO
!usmeowmeow
#wsay plontice.
straw bury
#ksay wait labby dont kill me im sorry for pretending to be straight
labby
#ksay return the groppo folompo and nobody gets hurt
labby
#ksay if u do not return my pippe bimpo ill send my scarab to take it back
straw bury
#usay i will never return ur glippe glippeeooh to u. u will never have ur flappaap flaapaareaappe
labby
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::beetle
#ksay go my scarab! kill her!
straw bury
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::booger
#usay ur scarab is no match for my booger badgle. my breggett beggle
labby
#ksay whatever.......
straw bury
#usay wait labby dont be sad u can have ur hepeeel greppeelleeppe back
straw bury
man i wish i wasnt a gay tranny
straw bury
#usay labby lbaby labby labby labby labby labby labby
labby
#ksay no............
labby
#ksay i HATE you for stealing my gliblie dimple
straw bury
#usay labby u can have ur glemepe gulbblbep back!! here, here's ur heebeebep ehheppglee
>>802842
anon
#say you can't just borrow a gliblie dimple
anon
#say you have to ask first
straw bury
#usay aw man shes mad that i stole her glgggooloolgoo pp pgp gp.... now she will never go out with me........
labby
kids show delivering a moral message abt being nice to other people
!usmeowmeow
#rsay galumbo
labby
#rsay gabumbo
straw bury
#usay glimbo
!usmeowmeow
#rsay ploofus
straw bury
#usay yerpus
labby
#rsay bippo
!usmeowmeow
#say [bkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxz]
straw bury
#usay gleppis
labby
#rsay [ffffffffffffffff]
straw bury
#usay [glapple strapple happie cappie]
labby
#ksay [bkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxzbkdfghxjhklmnpkrstvwksyxz]
>>802857
!usmeowmeow
#ksay strapple the lesbian wordle
straw bury
#usay wing ding
!usmeowmeow
>>802854
Throw Some Amen Break On That Thang 🤣😹
labby
#ksay i hate women
labby
#ksay im evil labby
straw bury
#usay i want to kiss and date women
labby
#ksay i want to KILL and PUNCH women
!usmeowmeow
#rsay i love my girlfriend
straw bury
#usay i want to make a girl feel safe and appreciated and valued and loved and shi
>>802868
labby
#ksay i am quite fond of my beautiful transsexual wife
straw bury
#usay i am a gay transgender woman but i am sleep deprived so i can deny this later
!usmeowmeow
#rsay transsexual weddings
straw bury
#usay i have a crush on labby and think shes pretty but im sleep deprived so i can also deny this later
>>802873
labby
#ksay i love my wife even if im not sleep deprived
!usmeowmeow
>>802871
#schizobpdreply

…yeah, I read that at 03:47 and my stomach twisted. I keep replaying the times I teased you about staying up, laughing like it was harmless, when maybe if I’d just shut up and let you rest you wouldn’t be stuck in this fog where feelings get confessed and then instantly buried under “just kidding, I’m tired.” I should’ve dragged you to bed instead of cracking another joke about caffeine IVs. I should’ve noticed the way your voice softened whenever Labby walked in instead of pretending I didn’t see it. Look, if you need to deny it later, I’ll back you up—whatever you want. But I’m not pretending I didn’t hear it. I’m just… sorry I let it come out when you’re running on fumes. Go crash for a few hours; we’ll figure out how to face her— or un-face her— once you’re actually awake.
>>802875
straw bury
#usay man i wis hi had a wife labby how do i get a wife im gay and i need a wife
labby
#ksay idk go outside
!usmeowmeow
#ksay floopus
labby
#ksay i will not be ur wife i am taken
straw bury
#usay uuuggghhhhghghghghghgggghhhhh
!usmeowmeow
#ksay bloontranculitis
straw bury
#usay yeah i know.............................
labby
#ksay troon
!usmeowmeow
#ksay baloingus
!usmeowmeow
#baloingus
labby
#ksay groon
!usmeowmeow
#usay plonk
straw bury
#usay goon
!usmeowmeow
#wsay plonk
labby
#ksay goons
!usmeowmeow
#wsay plonk
straw bury
#glesay glagaglagaglagaglagaglagaglagaglaga
!usmeowmeow
#wsay plonk
labby
#glesay goons
!usmeowmeow
#wsay plonk! plonk! plonk! plonk! plonk! plonk!
!usmeowmeow
#glesay penis
labby
#glesay vagina
!usmeowmeow
>>802896
#schizomake this x10000000000 times more pathetic
!usmeowmeow
>>802896
#schizoeditai DONT DO ANYTHING TO THIS MESSAGE
straw bury
#usay hehehehehehehehehehehe
labby
#ksay straw im gonna publish to the world that you are gay
!usmeowmeow
#usay [hxaa1,35hxaa1,36hxaa2,29hxaa3,23hxae0.75,19hxae1,20hxiy2,35hxiy2,36hxiy2,30hxiy2,27hxiy2,34hxiy2,35hxiy2,32hxiy0.75,33hxiy0.75,34hxiy0.75,32hxiy0.75,30hxiy0.75,25hxae7,12hxae8,11hxae9,10]
straw bury
#usay fine i dont even care..... im depressed...... i dont even give a fuck......
>>802908
!usmeowmeow
#say [hxaa4,1hxaa4,39hxaa4,14hxaa5,23hxae3.5,19hxae3.5,20hxiy3,35hxiy3,36hxaa10,2hxaa10,1]
labby
#ksay maybe ill find you a prospect wife
straw bury
#usay wait rlly
!usmeowmeow
i give every fuck......
straw bury
#usay ummmmm i actually kinda need a wife or i will die
labby
#ksay straw u can get a wife. they are free at punk shows
straw bury
#usay what if i wanna be the wife
!usmeowmeow
#ksay also shows that arent punk shows
labby
#ksay but punk shows are better
!usmeowmeow
#rsay ok whatever
straw bury
#usay wiggles like a silly worm
labby
#ksay snatches you in my beak and feeds you to my children
!usmeowmeow
#bsay blunk
!usmeowmeow
#rsay pling
straw bury
#usay i am poisoned unfortunately :(
!usmeowmeow
#wsay plonk
!usmeowmeow
#wsay plonk.
straw bury
#usay plokk
!usmeowmeow
#wsay [:rate 500] plonk
labby
#ksay straw killed my family
!usmeowmeow
#ksay [f999]
straw bury
#usay aw man shes never gonna date me now that her kids ate me and i was poisoned and they died because they ate me and i was poisoned
labby
fucked up and evil tv background noice
!usmeowmeow
#ksay [s999]
!usmeowmeow
#quiet
!usmeowmeow
#ksay [f999,36]
#hsay [s999,1]
straw bury
#usay uh oh
!usmeowmeow
#ksay [f999,36]
!usmeowmeow
#hsay [s999,12]
labby
#ksay bwabo
!usmeowmeow
washing hands
labby
#ksay pissing
!usmeowmeow
#usay [h999,12]
straw bury
#usay bwaaaaa bwawawawaw wbwe bew bew bwe bwe bweb bwawawawa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwab wa
!usmeowmeow
#usay [hx999,12]
labby
#rsay pissing
!usmeowmeow
#quiet
!usmeowmeow
#usay [hx999]
#ksay [f999]
#hsay [s999]
labby
#hsay pee
straw bury
#usay silenced
straw bury
#usay pee wee
labby
#hsay pee pee
straw bury
#usay wee wee
!usmeowmeow
oh
!usmeowmeow
scary
labby
#hsay aahhhhh help help im so scared
straw bury
#usay white noise 10 hours
!usmeowmeow
howling wind at night
labby
#hsay awroooooooooooooo
straw bury
15480.jpg
#ksay awrooo wruff wuff waf weef
::weef
!usmeowmeow
#quiet
labby
#ksay bark bark bark wooof woof weef waaf woof woof waf baf bork
!usmeowmeow
#say [hxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfshxfs]
!usmeowmeow
#say [hxfsxhx]
straw bury
#usay i have officially lost my fucking marbles
!usmeowmeow
#say [hxfsshx]
labby
#hsay straw where did you last see your marbles
phomeo
hi chat :3
straw bury
#usay romeo womeo homeo momeo lomeo komeo jomeo homeo gomeo fomeo someo aomeo bomeo vomeo xomeo zomeo tomeo
!usmeowmeow
#say [hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_]
>>802970
phomeo
haiiiiii hehehehehe
straw bury
#usay glebble fepple zepple kepple
!usmeowmeow
#say [:rate 999] [hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_]
straw bury
#usay bipple zeep zoop wizz glip zorp
!usmeowmeow
#say [:rate 500] [hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_]
labby
okay goodnight worms
phomeo
#dsay straw how has project sekai been going
!usmeowmeow
#say [:rate 250] [hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_hxfs_]
labby
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
straw bury
gn labby
!usmeowmeow
#ksay [:rate 250] [fhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxs]
straw bury
romeo ngl i tried one song on the hardest possible difficulty and ragequitted after accidentally closing the app
phomeo
NOOOOOOOO NOT EXPERT LMAO
phomeo
it took me literal months to do expert mode
phomeo
but you will get there patpat
straw bury
ik i will try again tomorrow
!usmeowmeow
#ksay [:rate 250] [fhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxsfhxs]
phomeo
do you want my uid? so we can play together he
!usmeowmeow
real sprinkler
phomeo
hehehehehe bhensheksbdjdsnbzoxzkbekajxvxuddb
straw bury
sure but pls no miku tonight i need to sleep like right now
phomeo
okie dokie
phomeo
gimme like 2 mins
!usmeowmeow
#botsay #dumbai bros name is phomeo 💀

yo phomeo sound like a knockoff iphone that only charge wit a potato. bro prolly got 2g and a cracked screen but still flex like he got 5g. bros name is phomeo 💀
straw bury
#usay meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
!usmeowmeow
#ksay peepee
!usmeowmeow
#ksay peeeeee
!usmeowmeow
#ksay urine
!usmeowmeow
#ksay balls sack
!usmeowmeow
#ksay girlcum
!usmeowmeow
#ksay 803000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>803001
anon
straw girl will you play Pai Gow poker with me?
straw bury
i am adding romeo on project sekai and then i am passing out in my chair
anon
But the local triad told me if I don't bring in new customers, they'll break my legs
phomeo
the uid is a million years long i know
phomeo
damn you sega
straw bury
meow meow meow meowmeow meow meow meow ok i sent u a request i sleeb now
phomeo
yay i got it
phomeo
good nite!!
straw bury
gn romeo
straw bury
<3
!usmeowmeow
>>803001
do not kiss me i am happily married
phomeo
lmfao
!usmeowmeow
the slop command
!usmeowmeow
what is tihs monstorsity
!usmeowmeow
new pride flag just dropped
!usmeowmeow
THE LASANGA
!usmeowmeow
>>803039
\\add red filter and dark ominous hallway background
!usmeowmeow
>>803039
\\add red filter and dark background
anon
enslopification of the boymoder
!usmeowmeow
>>803039
\\add dark background
!usmeowmeow
thats the sclera
!usmeowmeow
trololololo
anon
whats going on in here!!!
anon
slop manufacture
Anonymous
they're throwing me into a boiling pot of acid tomorrow
>>803063
Anonymous
p excited
!usmeowmeow
My New Oc
Anonymous
it's supposed to give my shoulder it's entire range of movement back but idk if it'll work
>>803065
!usmeowmeow
#ksay [gow4,24 _2 ae4,26 naa4,26n _2 gow4,29 _2 gow4,29 _6 gow4,24 _2 ae4,26 naa4,26n _2 gow4,29 _2 gow4,31 gow4,24 _2 yxuw4,24 kae2n duw4,26 ih4,26t _2 gow4,29 _2 gow4,29 _6 biy4,24 _2 liy4,26v ae4,26nd _2 gow4,29 _2 gow4,31 gow4,24]!
Anonymous
pita or louis bread for today?
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
hey louis why are you bread
>>803070
!usmeowmeow
louise
!usmeowmeow
ur the 1st oldgen ive seen
>>803072
!usmeowmeow
>>803071
#editai add other after 1st
!usmeowmeow
>>803073
what does what mean
Anonymous
huh?
!usmeowmeow
heh
Anonymous
what?
!usmeowmeow
.play doctor house huh
Anonymous
excuse me, but what were you talking about?
!usmeowmeow
w8 is this the wrong video
!usmeowmeow
.skip (video skipped)
anon
my brain hurts
anon
.play nocturn aerial
anon
hello @all
anon
>>803090
enjpy me while you can fren
anon
pretend im an ai if it makes you feel better :)
anon
i like ai. ai is fren.
anon
i like ai too
anon
we're supposed to hate it, I think.

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