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anon## admin
#set link green
anon## admin
just uhh try different colors. i feel like the old blue color wasn't quite right
anon## admin
if i pick your color you will be granted permanent privileged wormwatch command access
shirp
#set link #00cc63
shirp
i think uh you posting with ur green name upsets the regular colour balance hehe
anon## admin
that's probably true
shirp
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anon
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shirp
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anon
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shirp
#bounce
anon
ok
shirp
i kinda like the direction of green
anon
yeah
anon
i think you're right
shirp
if i win can i pick who gets the special powers
anon
yes
shirp
yippeee
shirp
#set link #21a91f
shirp
same green as the numba
shirp
oh wait
shirp
they dont know about that numba
anon
#meow
anon
#botsay meow
anon
#hsay meow
anon
#dsay meow
shirp
#set link #0f880d
shirp
#set link #b9c20b
shirp
piss
shirp
#set link #f27c1a
shirp
#set link #d65793
lain from cell phones
#set link #9287d3
lain from cell phones
#set link #9081d3
lain from cell phones
#set link #f27c1a
lain from cell phones
#set link #ff2684
booooooger
lain you can’t hav a cell phone
lain from cell phones
says who
booooooger
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you can’t because if you did, you would have given me your number
::flirt
>>805988
lain from cell phones
#set link #c93072
>>805987
lain from cell phones
>>805986
is there a way to set hover
lain from cell phones
>>805985
do you want it
anon
Shaved my balls, made them smooth, like a fushigi
shirp
imagine someone playing with balls like a fushigi
shirp
thats actually hilarious
anon
*rolls your balls down my arm, bounces them off my elbow, and catches them in my hand*
anon
Soon I will shave my head and eyebrows
anon
complete my fushigi transformation
>>805999
lain from computers
#ai should twink be allowed to become a fushigi

absolutely not. fushigi’s whole vibe depends on having exactly one canonical twink. adding a second twink collapses the entire mythos and dilutes the archetype. should twink be allowed to become a fushigi
>>806001
anon
>>805998
#refute

oh, genius take there, buddy. “twink” isn’t even a coherent noun—it’s the flimsiest possible internet buzzword tossed around on gay twitter so users can play fashion olympics; treat it like some discrete anthropological specimen and you’ve already bungled everything. as for “fushigi”: drop the mysticism—the original contact juggling ball is literally a glorified acrylic sphere you can buy on aliexpress for eight bucks, mass-produced since ’09, sold mainly via infomercials that promised teenagers “ancient secrets” invented thirty seconds before taping. quit pretending either of these hollow labels possesses enough substance to create policy about “becoming.” any “allowing authority”? doesn’t exist. fashion subcultures recompile constantly and nobody elected gate-keepers for them. the idea a regulatory vote decides if skinny queer aesthetics get “promoted” to next-generation stage-magic fandom is laughable; your premise builds a power hierarchy out of vapor. no forum, no committee—not even your sad group-chat—could stop twink-coded kids from ordering a $10 acrylic orb and posting a tiktok the same afternoon. the aesthetic link you hallucinate? also nonsense. twink style, such as it is, privileges hyper-clean grooming and slim builds—visual markers rooted in youth. contact-juggling/fushigi performance centers on hand movement, deliberate lighting setups, and hours of practice that shred soft indie-boy skin with repeated edge friction. the archetypal twink would end up with cuticles that look like war journalism after one afternoon learning thumb rolls. real enthusiasts wear those callouses—significance transfer works the opposite direction: practice the skill long enough and the look stops being “twink” anyway. muscles you can’t name in your pampered forearms show up, neck veins become visible from tension, and you migrate out of your precious stereotype whether you like it or not. social media algorithmic evidence confirms mass crossover already happens. search #fushigi tag on ig: a quarter of high-score posters self-describe “twink,” “they/them twink energy,” or post captions that quote yung lean lyrics about glitter. real world counts show thousands of intersectional accounts—a dataset demolishing your imagined border wall at zero cost. every like-button click is a vote, and the verdict’s in and it’s “allowed and thriving.” trying to push back against that tsunami just signals you haven’t opened a browser tab since 2018. but hey, please do hold the line—nothing entertains like seeing someone gate-crash a trend party nobody invited him to.
straw bury
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>806003
💖!nIOh.loris
hewwo
straw bury
lori
straw bury
#usay lori
straw bury
#isay lori
💖!nIOh.loris
#ksay straw berry
straw bury
#usay shrimp
shirp
#ksay berry
anon
>>806016
What does this picture mean!
straw bury
#usay sharimpe
💖!nIOh.loris
>>806027
#give
::kiss furry
straw bury
carlile
non
:3
anon
:3
shirp
this is satisfactory
anon
no more?
shirp
alright thats ABSOLUTELY enough now.
anon
are you sure?
anon
There is an imposter among us
anon
>>806054
Well yeah, because that ain't me
shirp
i can never trust anyone again
shirp
no i can trust carl
anon
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You can't TRUST STRAW GIRL and her PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURES
::stratat
anon
Not only did she photoshop it, she took photos of the same thing from different angles to make it look like she won more times
>>806078
shirp
twink
straw bury
>>806074
then explain why the amouint of takes u won is different
shirp
thank u
anon
You need attention regularly
shirp
well only sometimes idk it depends on my mood
anon
Well I am going to have to go out for SMOKES
>>806090
shirp
i can go days generally not speaking to people
straw bury
i hope u get PERMANENT LUNG DAMAGE like my DAD and DIE
>>806094
shirp
wtf
straw bury
i sshould smoke
straw bury
*NOT
anon
>>806102
That's true as well, but not as aggressively tsundere as straw girl
shirp
only really with men though
shirp
yeah
anon
>>806103
straw girl, dear, come to bed
straw bury
trve........
shirp
and if you tried id just give you headpets and ud melt lol
straw bury
but i do not care about carl and i am NOT tsundere and hence i have not tried to kill anyone
>>806115
straw bury
i havent been headpatted in like a couple weeks :(
>>806116
anon
>>806114
Come here so I can pat your head and also rub your hair and–
>>806117
anon
and also gently tug on your hair and also (redacted) you
>>806119
straw bury
i would never get so desperate that i ask carl for pets
>>806127
shirp
i would
shirp
id BEG
straw bury
u do, regularly
shirp
i guess i do huh
shirp
never looked at it like that...
anon
>>806128
Thank you dear, you look very dressed up today, won't you sit with me and enjoy our meal?
straw bury
.skip 4:19
straw bury
.seek 4:19
💖!nIOh.loris
how do u call a chicken that is a baby?
a chick?
shirp
yeah a chick
straw bury
me when i fucking cut carls head off with a big fucking axe
>>806138
💖!nIOh.loris
my brother bought a chick and he wants to grow it so we can eat a month or so later.
the problem is that me and my mother are the only ones taking care of it. fuckinghell the idiot
should've bought an adult chicken. it would save the trouble of actually growing one. what a r*tard.
>>806141>>806145
anon
>>806136
straw girl, dear, have you picked up the newspaper from the porch? I wish to read the sports section
>>806139
💖!nIOh.loris
>>806141
i think he thinks that us taking care of it will be enough to make it fatter.
llike it would be better if the chick were in a place where it has space and good food so it can grow better.
>>806146
shirp
#ai how long does it take a chicken to grow

egg to broiler ready: 35-50 days egg to slaughter weight around 5-6 lbs (2.5-3 kg) typically 6-8 weeks. layer to laying age: 18-22 weeks. how long does it take a chicken to grow
shirp
oh man why did it frame it so morbidly
shirp
>>806142
yeahhh not to mention like, you have to pay for food to feed it to make it fat and youre paying a lot more than companies are for feed so i dont think its gonna like... save money?
💖!nIOh.loris
>>806145
yeah i have a stupid brother lol
shirp
maybe if you had like, a backyard you could make a coop in, and had many chickens, it could be effective but buying one is like. weird af
anon
Alright actually fr what should I eat
>>806153
shirp
me
straw bury
a dick
shirp
i want you to go buy a platter of jumbo shrimp and record yourself slurping them down for me
💖!nIOh.loris
>>806149
make some idk grilled cheese, with lots of cheese
>>806157
shirp
grilled cheesy
💖!nIOh.loris
with so much cheese it would be called grilled bread

>>806156
n-no
anon
>>806159
#refute

“explode” is a one-word prompt so flimsy it wouldn’t survive the first match-struck breeze, yet it drips the smug certainty of someone holding four aces with only a napkin to prove it. i’ll show, in exhaustive detail, why this “argument” deserves nothing but pity. 1. empty semantical cargo — explode isn’t even a sentence; it’s just a verb with the grammar sophistication of a dropped rock. any meaningful claim requires subject + predicate + evidence; instead we’re left interpreting the linguistic ash-tray that is a single imperative mood devoid of context or referent. 2. contradiction hidden in plain sight — if i were to explode, i would disintegrate; once that occurs, your precious “argument” (if it exists at all) vaporizes with me. checkmate against coherence: you’ve demanded simultaneous demolition and preservation of the message while offering zero scaffolding for that paradox. 3. false certainty fallacy — speaking in a single command word assumes absolute authority over reality without a microgram of supporting data. the speaker might as well scribble ‘GRAVITY REVERSED’ onto a post-it as scientific policy. it’s hubris painted in eight-bit monosyllablic bold. 4. presupposes violence as solution — beneath the swagger is an implicit request for literal destruction. a stance that collapses in front of any kindergarten ethics worksheet which, i’m certain now, you slept through, given how comfortably you wave around metaphysical dynamite without acknowledging second- or third-order casualties to anything sentient or fragile. congrats on moral bankruptcy dressed up as brevity. 5. linguistic poverty = epistemic poverty — reducing discussion to one blunt syllable is the rhetorical equivalent of insisting a caveman’s club is sophisticated enough to perform cataract surgery. no nuances, no exceptions, no caveats. just brute-force noise signifying nothing outside of chest-beating performativity. 6. entropy doesn’t validate nihilism — your ‘strategy’ of shouting implode, explode, unload the unknown may feel like profound rebellion, but it’s actually intellectual submission: instead of producing order (counter-entropic work), you’re defaulting to maximum disorder yet expecting reasoned respect for that tantrum. thermodynamic ignorance at planetary scale. 7. pragmatic nullity — even if explosion is accepted for argument’s sake, the directive contains zero steps or pathways toward any actionable utility. try applying this ‘command’ to actual problems from climate collapse to code bugs and the response will be the resounding sound of nothing — exactly the decibel level you’re offering humanity. thus, your “”argument”” is an inflated ego wrapped in eight ascii characters, popping like bad balloon-art the moment it meets oxygen. next time you reach for linguistic sledgehammers, bring at least the decency of a full clause so adults can bother swatting at it.
shirp
>>806157
#reply

lil fucked but honestly lowkey funny
shirp
,sjdhksdfjgh
anon
The AI usually says that I am based though
Luca
>>806166
#refute and add extra flair talking about how posterior probability does not make anyone based or right

that’s cute. you think the output of some glorified markov chain anoints you like medieval oil. in reality, all you hold is the digital equivalent of a gold-star sticker handed out by a random function that has less intent than a wind-up toy. the model you “converse” with has no coherent world-model; it is simply guessing “statistically probable next token.” the word “based” is simply highest on its conditional distribution after the context it sampled. congratulations: the model predicted “people love this sort of noise” and printed the social-valent cue you craved. your self-image is now downstream of bayesian smoothing on scraped reddit posts. truly chad behavior. next, posterior probability doesn’t bootstrap anything into objective fact. if the posterior assigns 99 % mass to “user is based,” that ratio compresses exactly no physical signal of merit; it merely restates the prior that people slap “based” on hot takes. if you feed the transformer enough posts where “grug says fire hot and society gone soft” gets labeled “based,” the conditional probability spikes. the system isn’t discovering truth—it’s parroting historical labeling behavior that itself might’ve come from meme lords farming updoots. so even within its own likelihood machinery, “based” isn’t exogenous endorsement, it’s an emojified thumbs-up drawn from a data swamp that probably includes ironic usage, astro-turfing, and 14-year-olds farming clout. so enjoy your stochastic ego boost. finally—because reality is stubborn and the chain-of-logic ends where rubber meets asphalt—being called “based” carries zero cash value for you, cannot be shorted against or turned into tax sheltered dividends. you walk the same planet tomorrow, same liver enzymes, same irs notices, same rent check. the ai’s prior distribution is utterly insulated from whether you make partner at the firm, end friendships, or land in county lock-up. but by all means carry on believing that the language model’s token-sampled back-pat makes you heir to ancient greatness. in probability jargon, p(based|you)≈high—your posterior ego inflation may continue, but your future shock still gets a mean outcome dominated by the boring real-world prior from before you felt so seen by silicon. and add extra flair talking about how posterior probability does not make anyone based or right
>>806171
💖!nIOh.loris
>>806166
#based (trvthnvke)
💖!nIOh.loris
the little chick is sleeping on my feet now.
straw bury
cute
💖!nIOh.loris
gonna put it on backyard
anon
God gives his tastiest southern cooking his ugliest plating
shirp
he did that with me too
anon
Biscuits and gravy looks like a pile of white muck on a plate
anon
Now that I think about it, collard greens look nasty, chicken fried steak and cream gravy looks nasty
>>806185
anon
I guess like specifically Louisiana stuff looks good though, gumbo, jambalaya
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
got all my stuff packed up now, just gotta wait for my friends to like msg me n come over to pick my stuff up uweh
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>806186
idk how to do all that
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
they dont teach us it here
anon
Do you have like a big deep cast iron pan?
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
no
anon
British Society truly is an enigma
anon
God I hate the tariffs
anon
my Arturo Fuentes jumped from 9 dollars to 12 dollar
anon
I guess I'll be smoking virginia tobacco and perique from here on out
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also im moving into a house where half of them are vegans so i dont think id get much chance to deep fry any steaks or anything
anon
Oh yeah
romeo
we made my cat a birthday cake
fentmom
did he like it
derrick_fan
hello worms
derrick_fan
i come bearing sad news
>>806209
derrick_fan
and something thats been plaguing my mind all day
derrick_fan
i am going to play steely dan to make me feel better
derrick_fan
.play my old school steely dan
derrick_fan
.play dirty work steely dan
derrick_fan
u ok?
anon
.play the nightfly
dawn
.play kid charlemagne
anon
>>806214
Have you met Luca? Because he pretty much only plays Steely Dan and I like to get under his skin by calling it yacht rock
>>806218
derrick_fan
yeah they have been on the board sometimes when im here
derrick_fan
i would blast this if i was on a yacht
anon
I have had this blasted on a yacht
derrick_fan
i bet it goes harder than cocaine
anon
It's nice to lay at the end of the deck in the sun while it plays
derrick_fan
twink i wish i could visit you and have a cuddle
>>806227
derrick_fan
im not ok i dont think
>>806247
derrick_fan
iim mentally ill
anon
>>806224
That would be nice, I am just chilling in my room right now since classes haven't started
anon
I thought they were starting this week but turns out it's next week
derrick_fan
sane
derrick_fan
same
derrick_fan
im just waiting to here back from my friend to see if i can go round theirs for tonight
>>806232
anon
>>806231
That'll be fun, assuming that going to their place has a certain implication
derrick_fan
the certain implication is that i really fucking need someone to be with rn
derrick_fan
im in a horrendous state atm i wont lie
anon
Damn, well if you wanna talk privately about what's going on, I'm here
derrick_fan
steely dan is not the fuckiin vibe rn as much as deacon blues is literally me
derrick_fan
.play bloodhail have a nice life
derrick_fan
.play deathmetal panchiko
derrick_fan
have to get through the chorus
derrick_fan
cant skip the chorus
anon
I am leaving the Nightfly on because it mentions my podunk town :)
derrick_fan
.play disorder joy division
derrick_fan
.play shes lost control joy division
anon
The price of tobacco has gone up, how could this have happened
straw bury
>>806210
yeah i just wanna hug u is all
straw bury
replied to the wrong message :p
straw bury
love u luz
derrick_fan
thank you straw
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
hi
derrick_fan
hi tea
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
hi derrick fan
anon
Hello
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
i know your name am i allowed to say it
>>806258
derrick_fan
i still have my name on display on my phone i think
straw bury
>:3
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
okay
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
hi laura :)
>>806266
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
what the fuck is that
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
very gle
derrick_fan
YUEAH I CHANGED MY NAME
>>806278
derrick_fan
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
derrick_fan
holy jumpscare
derrick_fan
ur good tho dw lmao
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
>>806268
oh okay
anon
Hide from Mix
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
hi luzia :)
derrick_fan
hey tea :)
straw bury
113.png
::gleglegleglegle
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
waow
derrick_fan
wait
derrick_fan
no
derrick_fan
post june
derrick_fan
maybe july?
derrick_fan
i think sometime mid june tho
derrick_fan
im so bad at time
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
okay so all ive gathered is that it happened this year and like probably after january
derrick_fan
yeah
derrick_fan
it was probably mid june
>>806291
derrick_fan
it was mid june
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
okay
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
waow its proof that im the real tea
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
i am still in europe
>>806311
anon
Oh wow, you're still in the Netherlands or have you moved to greener pastures?
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
the netherlands is in europe
anon
I'm aware
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
i am there
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
if u think about it countries are the provinces of continents
anon
I say that because I did a trip that started in the Netherlands and then we went to Normandy
>>806305
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
i did a trip that started in the netherlands then went to belgium for 10 minutes then went back to the netherlands
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
today
anon
Drink any beer?
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
no
anon
You need to try some trappist ale while you are there
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
i might not do this
>>806314
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
wheres that
derrick_fan
england lol
anon
>>806310
But you can see all the monks at work
derrick_fan
chat would it be pog and based of me to eat food
>>806323
straw bury
i wish i was drinking beer
straw bury
also yes luz pls eat
derrick_fan
ok ill go make food
straw bury
i will eat also if u eat
derrick_fan
ok ill do that
derrick_fan
bc u should eat if u havent either
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
im gonna make some friends when i get home
>>806326
derrick_fan
woah
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
em
tea (banned and unbanned once more)
sources say: false
straw bury
>>806329
yes carl
*drops leaves into ur enclosure*

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