「jesus christ」
lain from computers::hot dog
::hot dog
in firefox with the theme working lol
lain this board is tempting you with its evil powers
lain try downloading chromium and seeing if it works for you
i like how we both went "lain xyz"
yeah works on chromium
try clearing your cache or smth idk
nope
im still amazed by how i have like just 30% more cpu and memory on my pc now
patch notes:
- added memory leak
- improved segmentation fault
this hotline miami loading screen shit is blowing my pc into Chunks
thats wawesome
.play icarly
#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)
wow
#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)
but im staff
ohh
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#fish 🐟
gluh
do you think opworm would get mad if i just posted with the name admin
good luck
now you're encouraging it
honestly im bewildered the site still isnt working for me idk what it could be lol
checked and changed a bunch of chromium theme settings hard refresh clear cache disable all addons nothing in console
im still looking into it
ok well it works in invognito......................................................................
thats reallys trange
whats view source say, whats like the third line in
href="/assets/css/board/sloppa.css?
uh that is in there as a preload
but there is a lot
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-
oh
it does actually show
finally sloppa
has sloppa already fallen
!boymodewng
never
oh my glegle
the gentle wiggling... the tasteful gradient.... it's magical
where am i
grub
nonners do you see css
i see this
wait
don't use the board yet
fixing something
or..
you can use it just uhhh
one moment...
test
test
test
ok fixed
#partyparrot
i will add partyparrot to the todo list
does ww also work
.play ollie over fat piece of shit dog
#todo partyparrot (todo added)
party parrot would be great
admin are you on mobile or desktop?
desktop
do the animations run smoothly at all for you
yep
oh okay, sorry about that
you want them to run non-smoothly?
oh, no, i just mean theyre pretty egregious
we could make them worse possibly....... or.... well...........
oh you should maybe re-add that. though maybe not for EVERY element...
oh 100% we could
the first version had hue shift on every single element
i feel like you should use different durations and timing curves for the different rocking animations maybe
are you already, or no-
they are off sync yeah
i feel like they need to be even more desynced somehow
like you need some really wild timing functions, rastically different ones
did you see what i sent about oklab and oklch gradients
yeah i was stillin bed ill take a looksie
oh so the gradients are animated? cool
although it does add to the ugliness i think we should maybe make things smaller/a bit closer to the default size
also we should try to discover like a new annoying font, something that gives comic sans's vibe but something people have not encountered before
hmmm we'll have to pick something thats terrible
https://fonts.google.com might have some
it should be like...it shouldn't be difficult to read, but it should give a skin-crawling sensation, ideally
easiest font search in my life
barrio
oh huh i think this font was in ssx on tour
wow barrio is...........psychological warfare
yeah its awesome thats the one #tm™
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i do wish it had a lowercase variant
i almost find ms comic sans charming here with colorful representations
it really feels like a nickeoldeon forum from 2006
oh jesus christ lol
https://fonts.google.com/specimen/Barriecito?categoryFilters=Appearance:%2FTheme%2FWacky this might be a variant
with lowercase
ill try a few in a sec, barrio, barriceto and uhm irish grover
our CSP should allow catbox so you can link to catbox links in board CSS i think
oh import from gfonts isnt allowed?
yeah though i can allow it right now i guess i should
one sec...
can you give an example url or i guess i can just look
1 + @import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Barriecito&display=swap');
2 +
Content-Security-Policy: The page’s settings blocked a style (style-src-elem) at https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Barriecito&display=swap from being applied because it violates the following directive: “style-src 'self' 'unsafe-inline' https://*.libpol.org”
ok they should now work
try refreshing
hard refresh cache clear no change
orrr wait one sec
try now
oh good god yeah it sure does work
wow this is insufferable lmao
let's maybe try some others too
we can leave this one commented out as a candidate for consideration
i think ai is broken somehow
#ai test
ok test
or maybe not
yeah disregard
oh god
#ai hey pardner
howdy. what’s on your mind hey pardner
i love the upload button swimming around
it should move even more i think
lmao really
yeah like cover a greater distance
and move to the right a bit too it should like dance around weirdly
sec
what is happening
nothin
there we go upload-container has been sillified
>>832606
AI is always broken, havent you heard? it only predicts the next token!! it doesn tknow anything!!!
guyss
it only predicts next token
its decided, sloppa board is the new tescreal
yes
decided not to go to my moms funeral shes just atoms lmao idc
so true
Holy moly
ok yeah the upload button is lookin good
oh god
holy fuck
i still do think we need to reduce the size of things but otherwise it's looking good
this aesthetic goes so hard
Ooo eee aaa ooo
@lain can we make the images move a bit too
>>832667
hmm yeah give me a sec, i was having trouble selecting items inside p class
>>832669
figure img, figure video should work overall i think
whatever
yep
I DONT MEAN IT
this site is a good site
yoy? yoylecake? bfdi?
i need to work on the dynamic text styling thing
i bmeqn it
i mn;
'mrfgkodisfgksdfaSgfsd
fdhghfgh
i mena
i meant it
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This is just like Neoboards fr
#ksay aaaaaaaaaaaa
#ksay teto
Tito
#ksay fluup[oo
#ksay splimbo
this ui is genuinely fantastic i love this aesthetic
I told you so
#pagebounce
NOOOO WTF :d
boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boin
oh no
#botsay [
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k can sing???
K best vocaloid
the upload button is funky now
img and video tags should also be dancing like the upload container now
hehehehe
and they are!!!
WE"RE BOINGING
::boing
lame
Bonga
do u guys like sloppa
this is awesome
my only feedback is i do think it needs to be smaller / similar to default size
yea the textbox should be smaller
the textbox is a workaround bc dynamic scaling was broken (resize on typing)
and yeah it could be a little more compact but its hard to keep it coherent with animations like this
waow
keyframes are hard bwa
another piece of feedback would maybe be a slightly different post body text color rather than pure black
oh yeah
>iirc greentext is funny now
<how about redtext
redtext still angy
what color should we make post body text admin
>>832741
no clue
hmm thats a hard one because of how many things change the text color
eh it's not really a big deal. my only real complaint is things feel too jumbo
yeah im de-jumboing
i tried compensating with zoom 0.9 but alas
why does this look like a childrens phone
funy
it goes hard
.play icarly opening
>>832796
\\ add anime
test
hmm not so luckey
im realey posting
>>832861
\\ add pasta tupperware stains
>>832862
\\ now add goop
tip: press tab for iterative editing
it's a bit of a hack but it kind of works
>>832864
\\ add iterative editing
tab won't work for the very first edit in a series but it will for the rest
>>832869
\\ aspect ratio bigger thanks
the unfortunate thing about css effects is that its not easy to apply them haphazardly so until more posts come in the animation is uniform
>>832873
\\ make 9:16
oh wow thats cool
this is abt as compact / readable i could get it without destroying the vibe of it
it's better for sure
does the reply form definitely need to be that long
if it isnt this long it doesnt get resized and will stay tiny instead
hm...
ok
one more small complaint: i feel like the dashed border for the post header ummm i don't know i am not totally feeling it
could it be a wavy or dotted border and maybe smaller and maybe uhhh something something idk
what if i applied liquid effect to it
is that even possible
idk maybe
i don't see how but uhh yeah basically i think just mess with it a bit probably
also it'd be nice if at some point we add a way for board staff to do like #style namehere
and it just swaps the whole CSS
so like #style sloppa
#style whatever
ohhhhhh thats very clever
hmm maybe we could do that as like 'theme override'
kind of like minigrid / grid
#grid
oh it looks kind of interesting in grid mode
oh wow
test
kind of an interesting aesthetic
especially if we make it asymmetrical somehow later
#todo add theme override for board owners (#style <board>) (todo added)
#todo for slop themes make grid mode asymmetrical and uneven/scattered, maybe (todo added)
#todo
- add
- add glegle
- add maybe
- add grub command
- fix escaping on poll options
- partyparrot
- add theme override for board owners (style
) - for slop themes make grid mode asymmetrical and uneven/scattered, maybe
this theme gives me the heebies
this is exactly the kind of looking thing that like, the most horrendous crimes are born from
yep
#degrid
#minigrid
test
test
also interesting..
oh i like minigrid
thats really cool actually
and it fits more posts on the page
hmm
yeah
this is the kind of site you buy RPG-7s from
this might be overkill but should we maybe even do another layer of nested <span> for the post text and make the text itself wobble
so the inner-container wobbles and then the text also just seems to wobble on its own, maybe slowly/gently with a weird timing function with a sudden spike near the end or something like that
lol okay
sec
would that require a......or.......i don't know if this would require an HTML structure change
well i guess we have post container and blockquote
i read a tip that kimi might hallucinate less at lower temperature so i will try 0.3 for now
trying blockquote inside articles with p class
oh that would be nice i do like kimi
i doubt it'll really help that much or at all but we'll try it...
and yeah i'd hate to get rid of iit
btw not to backtrack but i am now realizing that Configure AI being
>
<>
openable
'-<><
not to backtrack but i am now realizing that having Configure AI openable as a modal within a thread actually is great. it'd be nice to have it default to that and then have an option to expand it into a new tab
but it's fine if the other [undisclosed] feature is only usable in a new tab. that's probably for the best
oh jeez uh ill have to do some git magic then i gutted it
yeah sorry like could we just have basically like...
like splice in the old/prod modal and then keep your new code too and just have a link that opens it in a tab
or...well maybe it's not worth it, idk
im not sure how to like quantify it but i think its better as a separate page for reasons ill come up with as i keep using it in test lmao
the separation feels like itll be appropriate moving forward? there are a lot of different options i want to hook into it basically
ok fair, i guess keep it as is then
like i think itd be important to be able to edit the individual personalities, e.g. #schizoai doesnt work rn
Got it — let’s figure this out. Can you tell me:Once I have a bit more detail, I’ll help you troubleshoot. doesnt work rn
- What exactly isn’t working?
- What you’ve tried so far?
- Any error messages or unexpected behavior?
as in keep it as it is in your branch
schizoai is fixed in dev
in my branch (unpushed)
as are like 30 other bugs
>unpushed
classic lol
yep...
i do very much enjoy the rainbow greentext
yeah its v silly
this site is so good how do we not have at least 5k daily users
i am going to go on the most aggressive marketing campaign ever very soon
*tapping the sign*
no crypto rugpull scheme
>>833036
you're saying we need to do that to attractt a community?
yeah we need crypto rugpull, pop up ads and captchas
i was actually thinking of a fake crypto thing as a marketing scheme (but like actually fake not all those ones where they act like it's a joke but it's just an actual scam)
oh my friend who i had shown the site too thought of a duckhunt command like idk #wormhunt where worms fly up or whatever and you have to click them and you get a score
#todo duckhunt wormhunt click them (todo added)
this font goes hard
is there a way to make minigrid permanent?
ok so i accidentally switched tabs where my cursor happened to be automatically focused over the bury cat there and it was incredible
like
do you see what i mean. hover over the bury cat
ahahahaha yeah i do
i don't think we can auto-hover-preview-expand all images or anything buuutttt
how can we............... encapsulate that
#todo encapsulate bury cat centered hover preview thing on /sloppa/ (todo added)
>>833056
not really but open layout.ts and just copy and paste the CSS into the board CSS and you'll get the same effect
board css is getting to big and wont accept as POST anymore lol
uh oh wait really that...................that doesn't sound right
what are you seeing
maybe it was a one time bug it just said json error unexpected end of data or something
well it could be hitting an intentional server limit
hmmmmmmmmm
also i need to get rid of the way this is trying tor esize the text post box because its making it lag like hell
when did you last see it
uhm a little bit ago like ~15-20 min
ok yeah i see the server errors
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ok let me fix this
we need random tetures / colors on the background of posts i think
its too uniform
>>833081
yeah that could be cool
ok you should be able to do arbitrary board CSS now
oh cool thank u
18MB css soon
the cap was 32 KB. it's now 8 MB
oooh fun
if it wasnt such a SECURITY NIGHTMARE itd be nice for admins to be able to inject js into a board (to get rid of the text entry resize thing at least)
well it's fine if we restrict it to global staff probably
#todo allow global staff to set custom board JS (todo added)
aw that didnt change it
okay turn off minigrid im baking the css into the theme
please
oh well that doesnt help
#degrid (only staff can use this command on this board)
#degrid
ok i did
oh nice it does work then
cool
ok this page is possibly destroying my computer
lmao
thats awesome
scrolling up is very janky
is it?
it does work on zen/ff
if i don't scroll it feels fine i think or umm
actually i can't confirm if the cause of the scrolling issues for me are this i'll need to check later
just having this tab open jumps my cpu usage to 50%
yeah my fan is spinning rapidly
can we add #fish (only staff can use this command on this board) command that intentionally leaks memory
we could but that really will lose us users
the hell
>>833117
#welcome
thats enough, shut it down
this is only the beginning......................................................................
making it funnnier right now
#itsonlyjustbegun
awesome
>greentext
lmfao
that did not do the thing i wanted it to do
well it might just be problematic to try and animate the background with all the stacked animations rn
at least the gradient in the background anyway
.play azumanga daioh opening