I'm going to listen to the bugs and eat fruit.

anon are u ok

whats wrong with listening to the bugs :(

bugs hold secret wisdom.

.play deadform still at war

i found a black metal

.play vein fm 20 seconds

>>836072
>white people in black facepaint

>white people
>look inside
>red

why is derrick so big, make them small pls

veinfm mentioned.............

bweweweweweweweweweweeweeweweeweeweweweeweeweeweweweeweweeweweeweeweweeweeweweweeweeweweewweeweeweeweweeweeweweweweeweweeweeweweeweeweeweweeweeweweweweeweeweweeweweweeweeweeweweeweeweeweeweeweeweeweeweeweweeweweeweweeweeweweeweeweeweweweeweeweeweweeeweweewweeweweeeweeweeweweeweeweeweweweeweeweweeweeweweewewewe

wow this sucks

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.play kraus bum

#todo

• add glegle
• add maybe
• add grub command
• fix escaping on poll options
• partyparrot
• add theme override for board owners (style )
• for slop themes make grid mode asymmetrical and uneven/scattered, maybe
• duckhunt wormhunt click them
• encapsulate bury cat centered hover preview thing on
• allow global staff to set custom board JS

.play pig destroyer the diplomat

grub command will come one day

#grub will be real

you can ask for more commands

#fish 🐟
#bounce

if you have things that seem fun

#cat >^•-•^<
#bounce

>cat bounce bounce
powerful

thatd be fun

#cat >^•-•^<

.play jesus piece curse of the serpent

ugh i dont know why i played this song it makes me feel like im dying

.skip (video skipped)

like in a bad way?

in a bad way

:(

oh its this fucking video lmao

.skip (video skipped)

rip jeezis peece

#bang

>>836107
what

would need multiple version of duel
#draw would just be a typing test
maybe one with a math problem that cant be automated / cheated with userscript
or hmm maybe uhm
idk

basically need quick time event captcha

>>836130
hmm still a typing speed test

wouldn't be a fair duel

hmm

pill bug tucked in

w a little night cap

i wish i was a little fishy so i could swim around

thats ok but tuck him in pls

splendid :3

#ai good sign of stomach cancer

persistent upper-abdominal pain or discomfort that doesn’t go away with antacids or diet changes unexplained weight loss early satiety (feeling full after a few bites) progressive difficulty swallowing black/tarry stools or vomiting blood fatigue from iron-deficiency anemia a palpable hard mass in the upper abdomen any one of these alone isn’t diagnostic, but the combo or persistence >2–3 weeks is a red flag—get scoped. good sign of stomach cancer

yay okay nvm

thanks doctor ai

>>836146
#hug

>>836143
#bleet (link to bleet)

>>836146
#bleet (link to bleet)

is it safe
if so yes
if not, no

>a few times

>shout at and insulted very regularly
i could not handle that
i honestly can handle physical confrontation better than that

i gotta start carrying a knife and then a gun when im 21

ooooo.ooooo.aaaaa.aaaaa

finally........ shirt

>>836174
power metal be like

>>836175
u thuggin

>>836175
also u know have an easily idetifiable tattoo :(

>>836180
okay i wont, sorry

guh now i need a cig

i was quite impressed i cried a little

i on the other hand already have snacks, unlike the snackcels

nonners is that you

yea

i really wish i understood why i feel like im in like withdrawal

#poll should labby get snacks/yes/no

snackcels said no

>>836197
it is likely that you are. but to something you arent recognizing

>>836202
it is a combination of some physical ailment and something else
it keeps a lot of anxiety in my body and i dont know what it is
crying a lot

aight then no

>>836206
have you been outside today?

>>836205
#replace (use .replace) stole liberated

>>836209
no, the weather has changed significantly in just a day or two as has my sleep schedule
it reminds me of dying out there

>>836198
im simply stating facts

>>836214
#shorkspin

never snack

kein snacking

>>836226
\\replace goon with snack

thats me sorry

wish mosquito bites didnt itch. i would be happy to give them my blood

ugh fine smashes into the wall extremely hard leaving a tiny splotch of blood with wings coming out of it

>>836235
*picks you up and reassembles you*

*bites labby*

im just trynna snack :(

snackcels.......... i am returning to u all today.........

wanna get bit >_<

>>836244
hi

#ai mental consequences of gut problems

gut problems can mess with your head in several direct ways:

• chronic inflammation in the gut raises systemic cytokines → brain fog, low mood, fatigue
• vagus nerve traffic gets garbled → anxiety spikes, panic attacks, irritability
• 90% of serotonin is made in the gut; dysbiosis drops its precursor tryptophan → depression, ocd loops, insomnia
• leaky gut lets lps and other toxins into the blood → microglial activation → neuroinflammation, memory issues, adhd-like symptoms
• nutrient malabsorption (b12, folate, iron, zinc) → cognitive slowing, paranoia, peripheral neuropathy
• constant pain or unpredictable bathroom runs → hypervigilance, social anxiety, learned helplessness

fix the gut and the mind often lifts; ignore it and the spiral tightens. mental consequences of gut problems

>>836246
last time i felt this way was either when i had the flu or when i had covid

>>836250
then you probably do have a cold. if you take dxm it will alleviate cold symptoms. even if you dont have a cough. mind mixing dxm with ssris though.

chewing on my arm because no snacks in my immediate vicinity :(

>>836251
no cough, no congestion, no respiratory problems
just gut problems

[Wikipedia]

labby doesnt understand what its like to be a snackcel

labby is just a delusional snackoid who calls herself a snackcel for attention and validation. she doesnt understand the struggle of a snackcel

typical snackoid

okay, i have potato chips. any other ideas?

the answer is obesity

not having any snacks. like me

i bet ur holding an entire bag of potato chips rn

go get your snacks

etho said so

go rob a convenience store if you have to

if i hadnt gotten banned from snack selfies then i would be able to check there and see that u have a bunch of snacks

break ib

get yo snacks or else

i love the random vicissitudes of reality.

#quiet

SNAAACKTAAARDS!!!!! SNAAACKTAAAARDS!!!!!

you will and you will be happy

shut up

i say with a basket full of monster energy and coffee

you are not kaos

stop babbling in the TTS

#usay aaaababababababababababab wewewewewewewe ababababababababa wewewewewewewewewewe wewewewewew ababababababa wewewewewewewe bwbwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwewbe beweewewew bwawbawbawabwbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawb

#quiet

#usay cant even snackdoom without someone snackboxxing me

#quiet

\\ egregious SNACKdown snack beat down SNACK town snackdown

#usay im a never snacker

i learned to control my hunger far far far too well

no

#usay no more #say D:

i forgot the funkytown command but i would use it here

>>836302
WHY do you have to be MYSTERIOUS

not the cowterpiller

>>836314

wow

>>836314

#ai gut icky feel ALSO weird memory dysphoria

gut icky + memory dysphoria usually means your body’s flagging a mismatch between what it expects and what it’s getting. common combos:

• low blood sugar or dehydration → brain fog + nausea
• dissociation from stress / trauma → memory gaps + body weirdness
• med side effects (ssris, antipsychotics, stimulants)
• sleep debt or circadian fuckery

quick triage: 1. sip water + eat something with protein. 2. ground: name 5 things you see, 4 you can touch, 3 you hear, 2 you smell, 1 you taste. 3. check if the memory gaps are “can’t recall what i did this morning” vs “don’t recognize my own past.” second one needs a pro. if it keeps happening >48h or you black out, hit urgent care or psych. bring a log: time, food, meds, sleep, stress level. gut icky feel ALSO weird memory dysphoria

#usay the cow terrace piller

#usay the cowte rpller

ohh circadian fuckery

#usay the cowdepleu r

#ksay mama

my brain keeps telling me to buy slim jims.

#usay awawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawaw

what the hell would be in slim jims that wouldnt be better sourced from... literal roadkill.

#ai show that for x>e, logx/x is strictly decreasing and that it gets arbitrarily close to 0

let f(x)=lnx/x for x>e. derivative: f’(x)=(1-lnx)/x². for x>e, lnx>1, so 1-lnx<0 and x²>0. thus f’(x)<0, so f is strictly decreasing. as x→∞, lnx grows slower than any positive power of x, so lnx/x→0. for any ε>0, pick x>exp(1/ε); then lnx/x < 1/lnx < ε. show that for x>e, logx/x is strictly decreasing and that it gets arbitrarily close to 0

>>836335
#thaw

>>836336
kickass flavor and righteous snack stick on the go

#usay aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabab

nitrates.

>>836344
YOU CANT JUST SAY NITRATES

#dsay [mah<200,31>][rih<200,34>][teh<200,31>][pow<400,29>][ney<600,34>]

#hsay [mah<200,31>][rih<200,34>][teh<200,31>][pow<400,29>][ney<600,34>]

#quiet

can you not murder my eardrums please

>>836348
i thought that was my computer fan

.play white noise 10 hours

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#wsay bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30> [bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25> [bah<235,23>bah<235,21>bah<525,25>bah<235,21>bah<235,23>bah<235,28>bah<235,27> [bah<235,28>bah<235,30>bah<235,27>bah<235,23>

[bah<235,30>bah<235,23>bah<235,30>bah<235,23>bah<235,30>bah<235,23>bah<235,30> [bah<235,22>bah<235,30>bah<235,22>bah<525,31>bah<235,30>bah<235,26>bah<235,30> [bah<235,26>bah<235,28>bah<235,30>bah<510,28>bah<510,26>bah<510,25>]

#quiet

#fish 🐟

#cat >^•-•^<
#bounce

#quiet

#ksay bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30> [bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25> [bah<235,23>bah<235,21>bah<525,25>bah<235,21>bah<235,23>bah<235,28>bah<235,27> [bah<235,28>bah<235,30>bah<235,27>bah<235,23>

[bah<235,30>bah<235,23>bah<235,30>bah<235,23>bah<235,30>bah<235,23>bah<235,30> [bah<235,22>bah<235,30>bah<235,22>bah<525,31>bah<235,30>bah<235,26>bah<235,30> [bah<235,26>bah<235,28>bah<235,30>bah<510,28>bah<510,26>bah<510,25>]

#wsay [bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30> [bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25> [bah<235,23>bah<235,21>bah<525,25>bah<235,21>bah<235,23>bah<235,28>bah<235,27> [bah<235,28>bah<235,30>bah<235,27>bah<235,23>

[bah<235,30>bah<235,23>bah<235,30>bah<235,23>bah<235,30>bah<235,23>bah<235,30> [bah<235,22>bah<235,30>bah<235,22>bah<525,31>bah<235,30>bah<235,26>bah<235,30> [bah<235,26>bah<235,28>bah<235,30>bah<510,28>bah<510,26>bah<510,25>]

i remembered it

#fish 🐟

the command brainrot

hiw dare you

#fish 🐟

#cat >^•-•^<
#cat >^•-•^<
#cat /ᐠ. .ᐟ\ Ⳋ
#cat >^•-•^<
#cat >^•-•^<

#fish ˚⋅ 🐟 ₊ ‧
#bounce

#quiet

its called line dancing

#quiet

#brodypocalypse

labby round up ur grubs pls

i will send twinkanons cat after them he paid me to look after it

>>836385
winner

cat scared the scarab back into its enclosure

#fish 🐟

its a disaster, carls cat is all tired out and now the grubs r free to roam

#pizza 🍕

#bounce

carl has a cat? i thought he would've ate it by now

#cheese ()

i want da pizza

#pizza 🍕
#picbounce

#pizza 🍕
#picbounce

#cheese ()

#cheese ()

#quiet

#silence

admin jumpscare

i couldnt grab any pizzer :(

why did ancient egypt like scarabs so much?

#fair

#nightmare

#stair

#bug 𓆑

#mare

oh god

BUGS

.

.play [YouTube]

#bugreport

that one part in the mummy

my phone's browser is having a fucking brain aneurism help