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labbytop
#ksay bababababababba bababababababab
anon
okay, i have potato chips. any other ideas?
anon
the answer is obesity
straw bury
not having any snacks. like me
labbytop
i dont have any snacks though
straw bury
i bet ur holding an entire bag of potato chips rn
labbytop
no :(
anon
go get your snacks

etho said so

go rob a convenience store if you have to
labbytop
the store is closed almost
straw bury
if i hadnt gotten banned from snack selfies then i would be able to check there and see that u have a bunch of snacks
anon
break ib

get yo snacks or else
labbytop
#ksay straw got banned from various grocery stores for shouting at people in the snack aisle
anon
i love the random vicissitudes of reality.
anon
#quiet
labbytop
#ksay i will never be quiet
straw bury
SNAAACKTAAARDS!!!!! SNAAACKTAAAARDS!!!!!
anon
you will and you will be happy
anon
shut up
labbytop
#ksay bbabababababa
straw bury
i say with a basket full of monster energy and coffee
anon
you are not kaos

stop babbling in the TTS
labbytop
#ksay straw stop shouting at snackoids
straw bury
#usay aaaababababababababababab wewewewewewewe ababababababababa wewewewewewewewewewe wewewewewew ababababababa wewewewewewewe bwbwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwewbe beweewewew bwawbawbawabwbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawb
anon
#quiet
labbytop
#ksay afakjshfkhasdfjkh
labbytop
#ksay straw im starting to think u might be a larping snackoid
straw bury
#usay cant even snackdoom without someone snackboxxing me
anon
#quiet
anon
\\ egregious SNACKdown snack beat down SNACK town snackdown
labbytop
#usay cant even snackdoom without someone snackboxxing me
labbytop
#ksay fucking snackoids trying to silence us for our misfortune
straw bury
#usay im a never snacker
labbytop
#ksay #neversnack
anon## global mod
Mind your manners
anon
i learned to control my hunger far far far too well
>>836310
anon
no
straw bury
#usay no more #say D:
anon## global mod
No soup
anon
i forgot the funkytown command but i would use it here
labbytop
#ksay never post soup they'll kill you
labbytop
#ksay soupers are heavily discriminated against on this site
anon
>>836302
WHY do you have to be MYSTERIOUS
labbytop
#ksay watch out with the soup posting theyll get your ass
anon
wow
labbytop
#ksay the cowterpillar
labbytop
#ksay the cow ter pillar
anon
#ai gut icky feel ALSO weird memory dysphoria

gut icky + memory dysphoria usually means your body’s flagging a mismatch between what it expects and what it’s getting. common combos:
  • low blood sugar or dehydration → brain fog + nausea
  • dissociation from stress / trauma → memory gaps + body weirdness
  • med side effects (ssris, antipsychotics, stimulants)
  • sleep debt or circadian fuckery
quick triage: 1. sip water + eat something with protein. 2. ground: name 5 things you see, 4 you can touch, 3 you hear, 2 you smell, 1 you taste. 3. check if the memory gaps are “can’t recall what i did this morning” vs “don’t recognize my own past.” second one needs a pro. if it keeps happening >48h or you black out, hit urgent care or psych. bring a log: time, food, meds, sleep, stress level.
gut icky feel ALSO weird memory dysphoria
straw bury
#usay the cow terrace piller
labbytop
#ksay the cow terpiller
labbytop
#ksay the cow terpillar
straw bury
#usay the cowte rpller
labbytop
#ksay the cow de pleur
anon
ohh circadian fuckery
labbytop
#ksay circadian
straw bury
#usay the cowdepleu r
labbytop
#ksay lets all be round
anon
#ksay mama
anon
my brain keeps telling me to buy slim jims.
straw bury
#usay awawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawaw
>>836337>>836339
anon
what the hell would be in slim jims that wouldnt be better sourced from... literal roadkill.
>>836340
anon
#ai show that for x>e, logx/x is strictly decreasing and that it gets arbitrarily close to 0

let f(x)=lnx/x for x>e. derivative: f’(x)=(1-lnx)/x². for x>e, lnx>1, so 1-lnx<0 and x²>0. thus f’(x)<0, so f is strictly decreasing. as x→∞, lnx grows slower than any positive power of x, so lnx/x→0. for any ε>0, pick x>exp(1/ε); then lnx/x < 1/lnx < ε. show that for x>e, logx/x is strictly decreasing and that it gets arbitrarily close to 0
anon
>>836336
kickass flavor and righteous snack stick on the go
labbytop
#ksay babaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
labbytop
#ksay [fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff]
straw bury
#usay aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabab
anon
>>836344
YOU CANT JUST SAY NITRATES
anon
#dsay [mah<200,31>][rih<200,34>][teh<200,31>][pow<400,29>][ney<600,34>]
anon
#hsay [mah<200,31>][rih<200,34>][teh<200,31>][pow<400,29>][ney<600,34>]
anon
can you not murder my eardrums please
anon
>>836348
i thought that was my computer fan
straw bury
.play white noise 10 hours
labbytop
one day ill lock in and master ksay
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
#wsay bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30> [bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25> [bah<235,23>bah<235,21>bah<525,25>bah<235,21>bah<235,23>bah<235,28>bah<235,27> [bah<235,28>bah<235,30>bah<235,27>bah<235,23>

[bah<235,30>bah<235,23>bah<235,30>bah<235,23>bah<235,30>bah<235,23>bah<235,30> [bah<235,22>bah<235,30>bah<235,22>bah<525,31>bah<235,30>bah<235,26>bah<235,30> [bah<235,26>bah<235,28>bah<235,30>bah<510,28>bah<510,26>bah<510,25>]
labbytop
#ksay babababa
anon
#quiet
anon
#fish 🐟
labbytop
#fish 🐟
straw bury
#cat >^•-•^<
#bounce
anon
#quiet
anon
#ksay bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30> [bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25> [bah<235,23>bah<235,21>bah<525,25>bah<235,21>bah<235,23>bah<235,28>bah<235,27> [bah<235,28>bah<235,30>bah<235,27>bah<235,23>

[bah<235,30>bah<235,23>bah<235,30>bah<235,23>bah<235,30>bah<235,23>bah<235,30> [bah<235,22>bah<235,30>bah<235,22>bah<525,31>bah<235,30>bah<235,26>bah<235,30> [bah<235,26>bah<235,28>bah<235,30>bah<510,28>bah<510,26>bah<510,25>]
anon
#wsay [bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30> [bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25>bah<235,30>bah<235,25> [bah<235,23>bah<235,21>bah<525,25>bah<235,21>bah<235,23>bah<235,28>bah<235,27> [bah<235,28>bah<235,30>bah<235,27>bah<235,23>

[bah<235,30>bah<235,23>bah<235,30>bah<235,23>bah<235,30>bah<235,23>bah<235,30> [bah<235,22>bah<235,30>bah<235,22>bah<525,31>bah<235,30>bah<235,26>bah<235,30> [bah<235,26>bah<235,28>bah<235,30>bah<510,28>bah<510,26>bah<510,25>]
anon
i remembered it
anon
#fish 🐟
labbytop
#quiet
straw bury
the command brainrot
anon
hiw dare you
anon
#fish 🐟
straw bury
#cat >^•-•^<
#cat >^•-•^<
#cat /ᐠ. .ᐟ\ Ⳋ
#cat >^•-•^<
#cat >^•-•^<
anon
#fish ˚⋅ 🐟 ₊ ‧
#bounce
anon
#quiet
straw bury
its called line dancing
anon
#quiet
labbytop
grubs got loose
straw bury
labby round up ur grubs pls
straw bury
i will send twinkanons cat after them he paid me to look after it
labbytop
im trying my best
straw bury
cat scared the scarab back into its enclosure
labbytop
beetle is free to go where he likes
anon
#fish 🐟
straw bury
its a disaster, carls cat is all tired out and now the grubs r free to roam
anon
#pizza 🍕

#bounce
labbytop
the beetles are allowed to roam free
anon
carl has a cat? i thought he would've ate it by now
anon
#cheese ()
labbytop
#bug 𓆣
straw bury
i want da pizza
anon
#pizza 🍕
#picbounce
anon
#pizza 🍕
#picbounce
anon
#cheese ()
anon
#cheese ()
labbytop
#PIZZA 🍕
anon
#quiet
labbytop
#fish 🐟
labbytop
#cat >^•-•^<
labbytop
truly this is the greatest website of all time
>>836423
anon
#silence
anon
admin jumpscare
straw bury
i couldnt grab any pizzer :(
anon## admin
#hare 𓃹
anon
why did ancient egypt like scarabs so much?
anon## admin
#hair
anon## admin
#chair 🪑
anon## admin
#bear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
straw bury
#fair
labbytop
#rabbit
anon
#nightmare
straw bury
#stair
labbytop
#bug 𖢥
anon
#bug 𓆑
straw bury
#mare
anon## admin
#bug 𓆤
labbytop
16444.jpg
::beetle

#insanitypicbounce
labbytop
16423.jpg
::beetle

#insanitypicbounce
labbytop
16444.jpg
::beetle

#insanitypicbounce
labbytop
16445.jpg
::beetle

#insanitypicbounce
labbytop
16445.jpg
::beetle

#insanitypicbounce
labbytop
theyre having fun running around
anon
oh god
anon
BUGS
anon
.
labbytop
theyre having a good time
anon
#bugreport
straw bury
that one part in the mummy
anon## admin
#dansen
labbytop
16442.jpg
::beetle

#insanitypicbounce
labbytop
16444.jpg
::beetle

#insanitypicbounce
labbytop
16444.jpg
::beetle

#insanitypicbounce
labbytop
16423.jpg
::beetle

#insanitypicbounce
labbytop
16423.jpg
::beetle

#insanitypicbounce
labbytop
16448.png
::beetle

#insanitypicbounce
labbytop
theyre getting jiggy with it
anon
my phone's browser is having a fucking brain aneurism help
anon## admin
labbytop
16446.jpg
::beetle

#insanitypicbounce
labbytop
16446.jpg
::beetle

#insanitypicbounce
labbytop
16422.jpg
::beetle

#insanitypicbounce
anon## admin
labbytop
16448.png
::beetle

#insanitypicbounce
labbytop
16443.jpg
::beetle

#insanitypicbounce
anon## admin
anon
#fish 🐟
anon## admin
anon## admin
labbytop
image.png
my grubs were having too much fun at the dance party so they killed me
straw bury
banned for grubposting
anon## admin
>>836479
how many times did you post
straw bury
like in total? at least 20 times
labbytop
i posted a lot of grubs
labbytop
16442.jpg
::beetle
#insanitypicbounce
anon## admin
i will bump the limit in the next update
labbytop
eh it happens sometimes when i unleash a bug swarm
labbytop
its a one minute ban so its fine
straw bury
romeo art so peak
labbytop
i think its usefulness against raiders is worth more than not bonking me if i unleash too many beetles
>>836498
anon
opworm do you guys still get raided every once n awhile
>>836493
anon## admin
>>836492
it hasn't happened in some time but it will surely happen in the future
labbytop
yeah the last raid was a while ago
anon
fucking space oddity

that song is ruined for me now
labbytop
i think the last time we had a guy consistently trying to start shit was wehn i first joined
>>836499
anon## admin
>>836497
we still have one person like that
labbytop
and mr test more recently
anon
did you join in april

that's the last time there were hundreds of peeps on 24/7
>>836509
straw bury
that one anon that always typed super fucking slow
>>836504
anon## admin
>>836503
he still tries to post a lot
labbytop
straw do u remember when i started posting
labbytop
i joined a bit after the 4chan refugees
straw bury
kinda i dont rlly remember when anyone started posting
nonners
i remember when we got raided and there were 100+ people here
>>836510
anon## admin
>>836502
the connected counter in the top right i think uhhhhhh
anon## admin
>>836508
oh yeah it was like 150, a pedophile meguca site redirected their entire site to this thread
>>836525
straw bury
i joined as a 4chan refugee but i dont remember when that was
>>836513
anon## admin
>>836512
i am not sure how many 4chan downtime refugees have stuck around
nonners
and it was still working fine, so that was a good test actually
anon
i joined when opworm was advertising on hikari3

it's still dead :(
>>836517
labbytop
i never was on 4chan to begin w i found this site after the downtime
anon
hikari

and most altchans for that matter but it used to be super comfy
straw bury
first thing i saw on here was a human domestication guide thread lmfao
anon## admin
this one is only not exactly dead due to liveposting. we only have a few users
nonners
i forgot hikari existed
labbytop
i hope we got one of those weirdoes who keeps coming back again
labbytop
i like playing #halt wack a mole w them
straw bury
real
anon## admin
>>836525
our software is based on meguca and they somehow found us during the downtime through i guess an ad somewhere and the owners of their site got jealous of our features and they begged me to develop for their site or answer questions about what we did and obviously i refused and so in retaliation they sent all of their 150 pedophile users into our thread simultaneously
>>836533
straw bury
where ever did that chaser anon go
labbytop
i think we bullied them off the site
straw bury
i saw a namefig with the chaser flag like a day ago or so
straw bury
wierd
labbytop
i need to start bullying more
straw bury
u bully me enough so leave me out of it
anon
im completely losing it to the idea of an army of 150 pedophiles. im
>>836535
dawn
opworm's super secret security measures kept things fine
straw bury
how hardcore were these pedophiles? like anime cute loli faggot type pedos or actual PEDOPHILE pedophiles?
>>836539
nonners
but most of them werent even posting, most of them were just watching ig lol
>>836540
anon## admin
>>836537
i think some were spamming CP and the rest were saying how much they wanted to rape children
anon## admin
>>836538
yes most were just watching and then would come to notice the tab hours later and be confused how they got here and then start talking about how much they wanted to fuck children
>>836543>>836544>>836546
straw bury
christ
anon## admin
it took like 2 days to get rid of all of them i think
nonners
>>836540
i wasnt here for the last part
anon## admin
>>836540
#replace (use .replace) watching with idle
anon## admin
oh i need to fix that...
anon## admin
>>836540
#editai replace watching with idle
anon## admin
the new AI is so fast
anon## admin
i made the right choice with that model provider...
labbytop
the only raid i experienced was when there were soyjack users slowly dripping in and getting banned immediately
>>836550
anon## admin
>>836549
that's happened at least a few times
straw bury
the ones that were like spamming 10 gore images at a time then getting nuked?
labbytop
no not even
labbytop
it was like one at a time
labbytop
it was around when i first joined but idr when that was
anon## admin
please link this website to friends and communities or discord servers you're in if you want it to not die, everyone
straw bury
this place kinda reminds me of the thing where all of the cells or tissue in the brain or whatever gets replaced every so often
>>836558
straw bury
but with new users
anon## admin
>>836556
we're a ship of theseus
straw bury
does that make sense
anon## admin
we've turned over users many many times
anon
if i namefag and anon and namefag differently does that make me like

the same namefag

whoa dude
anon
huh. whole human race is a ship of theseus. never noticed that before. and im big on that idea.
straw bury
woag.g.........
anon
what. what anon? what were you going to say?
anon
i was going to say something something habsburg chin and it made next to no sense

that's the thing with livetyping a random thought will come across as unhinged but everyone sees it anyway
anon
i am so spooped about the live typing. i am second guessing my self like 3 levels above.
anon
the nice thing is that you are just anon and it doesnt matter
anon
the admins can see unique identifiers.
anon
indeed
anon
*shakes her booty for the mods*
>>836573
anon
there have been a couple of times when i posted something and then personally mentally ended the conversation and then the admins are like "what was that thing you were saying earlier" like, bitch you're not supposed to know that!
>>836579
labbytop
ive posted on anon lmao
anon
sometimes i go anon accidentially from clearing cookies and get in the middle of a convo

it's kinda awkward putting back a namefag so i don't
labbytop
sometimes i dont wanna be recognised as labby
straw bury
remember labby if u ever identify an anon as me then that means im on my phone so u could go in my pocket at any moment
labbytop
#ksay mods help help help help mos help starw is threatening me
>>836585
anon
>>836579
it was fine, it wasnt actually intrusive, it just revealed that you guys can seeeeeeeeeeee~
anon## admin
we only have one admin (me), was it me who wrote that
>>836587
anon
do global mods not get your super secret de-anonning powers

alright fine have it your way
labbytop
#ksay please ban staerw help help shes puttin gmein her pocket help
straw bury
>>836580
thats it ur going in my pocket
anon
>>836582
might have been. im just poking fun. it wasnt intrusive.
straw bury
*shoves labby into my pocket and zips it shut*
labbytop
#ksay *muffled* help help help
anon
operator worm out to save the day
straw bury
*flicks bulge in pocket* quiet down in there im trynna flirt with a bad bitch
straw bury
hehe sorry babe thats just uhhh my hamster that i keep in my pocket ahaha
labbytop
#ksay she's dangerous and she'll put you in her pocket dotn trust her !!!!!
>>836594
anon
im willing to eat almost anything to find out if it has some kind of helpful health benefits and right now im considering finding a way to eat bugs.
anon
straw is a vampire labby be very careful
labbytop
#ksay dont trust straw!!!!!!
straw bury
#quiet
labbytop
#ksay dont trust her
labbytop
#ksay shell kill you!!
straw bury
you will not die. you will be in my pocket alive forever feeding off lint and any bugs that crawl in there
labbytop
#ksay im suffocating
labbytop
#ksay hellp
anon
hollywood superstar strawgirl labeuf
anon
#hsay help
labbytop
#ksay someone get me out of here
anon
can someone think of a non-insane context for eating bugs? i dont want to eat shrimp or lobster, they're expensive.
>>836613>>836617
straw bury
*pulls labby out of pocket* i fumbled a goth hoe because of u labby. u cant see ur grubs for another week. i hope ur happy
anon
you did this to yourself

you didn't LISTEN
labbytop
#ksay *wiggles free of your grasp and runs away*
fuck you straw you cant keep me
straw bury
#usay get back here u little dyke
labbytop
#ksay *buries into the ground to grub city*
straw bury
*crashes into row of trashcans trying to catch u*
labbytop
>>836609
i think its not that weird to eat bugs
anon
.play shia labeuf rob cantor
straw bury
2
anon
straw bury
THE BITE
labbytop
the bite ?
straw bury
the bite >:)
anon
#fish 🐟
anon
.play fuck nexus savant
straw bury
.search ratatooy full movie
  1. 1.
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  3. 3.
  4. 4.
  5. 5.
straw bury
1
anon
do you suppose that rat questioned his sanity when the picture started talking to him?
anon
you know the drill

be gay do crimes, as they say
straw bury
anyway heres me chasing labby after she escapes from my pocket
anon
where can i get myself a pocket labby

pet store said they're out of stock
labbytop
please dont i like being free
Anonymous
image.png
i am not doing this shit man
anon
i like being trapped. please trap me.
labbytop
only my wife is allowed to trap me
Anonymous
labby please help jake tug
labbytop
no
Anonymous
[;ease
labbytop
co it yoruself
anon
why the fuck is my dubstep age restricted

shits the worst
straw bury
baltic anon if u want to take ur life in ur own hands, then the jug is the first step
>>836655
labbytop
baltanon help him tug urself
straw bury
wait i thought it said take jug lmfao
anon
.play dead parrot
straw bury
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (video skipped)
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
anon
eugh

who kept the ai slop when combing the booru

shame
straw bury
>>836655
im sorry baltanon, but this is ur fight
anon
i wish you luck in your plight baltanon
anon
i need the silly police in my life
anon
the who now
anon
anon you can't just say that and not elaborate
nonners from small screen
how come every night when i go to sleep i end up waking up in the morning
anon
because we're lowly humans and can't hibernate

alas
nonners from small screen
risk of peacefully dying in your sleep should be higher (for me only)
anon
>dies
>knobzless
nonners from small screen
good point
anon
fucks a knobz
anon
i too want to sleep forever but that instead ends in me not sleeping for several days

would not recommend
>>836670
nonners from small screen
wtf newline doesn wotk
anon
shift + enter
nonners from small screen
>>836670
i could never do this

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