chatGPT 9 sends you a neuralink text message from your grandkids that calls u whatever 'skibidi' is in 2094

>>842589
horrific

skibidi is a slur in 2100s earth

you're skibidi

that's going to be very offensive eighty years from now

i'm not gonna be alive eighty years from now

yeah you will

okay

i always kinda saw my life ending at 45 in some sort of tragic car crash

thats okay i disabled that

oh that's good

someone tell bryan johnson about this

the creator of breaking bad?

>>842603
the guy who's trying to extend his lifespan as much as possible and just looks normal

is that the estrogen guy

wow he had nothing to do in the time since breaking bad, huh

>>842606
the very same

that's so fucking funny

estrogen prolongs your life

>>842610
does he just have like breast growth

why would he have a bra on otherwise

STOP LOOKING LIKE A HON IN YOUR PICS BRO

>semi jacked
idk thats like
hes kinda nutty

MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME

>>842616
yeah he's a little silly
probably doing more than just taking E but i don't follow the latest gossip wrt life extension

>>842616
he is very buff

im attracted to him in that photo in the sense that i kind of want to poke at him like a couple times then leave

id wanna like squeeze his pectorals to see if theyre muscles or boobs

squish test

but im not attracted to him

he's kind of a fushigi type object

::fushigi

what the frick

where's saeki

#ai whats fushigi

fushigi is the japanese word for “mystery” or “wonder.” it’s also the name of a clear acrylic ball sold in 2009-2010 as a “gravity-defying” contact juggling toy. the marketing implied it floated on its own; it doesn’t—you do standard contact juggling moves to make it look like it’s levitating. whats fushigi

(the ball)

consult the oracle

>>842630
dont get me started

>>842632
#edit capitalise first letters

>>842628
LMAO im imagining someone buying a fushigi ball for their kid and the first thing their kid does is hold it in the air and drop it and seeing the look on their face

childhood innocence: shattered
fushigi ball: also shattered

if it were glass that would be very comical

Well Well Well
Sent From My Orb

NOO WE SHOULDN'T HAVE MENTIONED ORBS

rthe orb Beckons

what's everyone's favourite style of orb. i'm partial to the clear and smokey variants myself. can't stand the textured glossy finish

Smokey Sucks
Sent From My Orb

that's juyst your opinion and it's wrong but i respect it

Not Its Not
Sent From My Orb

im indifferent to orbs

alright i dont want to get too into orbs

i still have to make orbs a feature err i mean signatures

orbs are the hottest new thing on lib pole dot org

i want them to be i just dont want to wait like 3 months for them

alas
opworm loves to move slowly and break things

(positive)

what even is like, the appeal of libpol to the people who use it

is it like, whos here

#ai orb

orb is a rust library that provides zero-copy, zero-allocation parsing for binary formats. it uses declarative macros to define packet structures and generates compile-time parsers that work on byte slices without heap allocation. supports bitfields, enums, length-prefixed arrays, checksums, and conditional parsing. common use cases: network protocols, file formats, embedded packets. orb

>>842654
#editai make this talk about magic orbs

>>842652
i think people like the chatroom style
and the various named people that always float around
though there's always new people shuffling in and out so i'm not sure if the personalities are the pull

im the best named person

im the best named person

>>842657
#truke ?

yeah ?

truke hath decreed

fuck yeah

its a hard thing to quantify

i want to show more people how cool livetyping is

it's a very unique way of communicating i agree

>>842664
exactly 6 glegles. very easy to quantify.

NO

get #rekt (544) kiddo

>>842667
#editai replace 6 with 7 and add "and one derrick and that other fucker" to the end

its so over

>>842664
#editai replace 7 with 8 and add "and two derricks and 9 of that other fucker" to the end

>>842675
why why why why why why why why WHY why WHY WHY WHYW HYW HWY WHY WHY WH whyw hyww

animal cruelty

YOU KILLED HIM

he got fucking lasagna'd

>>842678
oh my fucking god

oh that's gore

happy birthday to rockcat :(((((

>>842683
NOOOOO

>>842675
#bleet (failed to create bluesky post: failed to upload image: bluesky only supports images smaller than 1 MB)

>>842678
#bleet (link to bleet)

>>842686
png......

i swear if that giant rockcat is like
the same image in the reaction, same res and everything, im goinng to be UPSET

lllol i would not be surprised

check out how big these are
#cheese ()

#cheese ()
#cheese ()
#cheese ()
#cheese ()

IT HAD TO LOAD

it's still laoding for me

it's like 20mb

OH MY GOD

it's a png of a jpg

thats it

full rewrite

3k by 2k cheese png

ive HAD it

#cheese ()

>>842702
thats really kind of you

>>842702
just the right amount of cheese

wow

>>842708
#edit cheese this poster

>>842710
WHY

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HIM

there we go

he's so hungry....... his little rockcat tyummy is rumbling...

HE IS STARVING

are you happy now

i for one am distraught

oh fuck the orb is evil

YOUR EVIL ORB

im going to send good vibes through my orb.

>>842719
#throw

im going to hook the orb up to a good vibes amplifier and bring the entire world low with how chill everyone is. planes dropping out of the sky!

>>842722
yay thank you

Give Him The Cheese Again
Sent From My EVIL Orb

Hes Hungry
Sent From My EVIL Orb

i guess i need to eat, huh?

extra large piece of cheese

THAT IS SO BIG

Finally

>>842730
we must be like the rockcats and chow down

>>842735
lasagna is looking more appealing i will admit

OI

i dont want to make lasagna and it feels like its too much to go-bahhhhh, ill just ask olive garden to make me some.

Finally A World He Deserves

>>842739
the garden of olives surely have good lasagna it's true

*hugs libpol*

>>842742
rockcat is growing ever more powerful

A What

>>842747
a wizard

The Other Part

look at this horrible creation

he has come so far

it's no longer rock cat

this is why we don't give him cheese

perverted beyond his original forme, the rockcat seeks forbidden magicks to lengthen his time on this cheese ridden rock

to preserve his sense of self

>>842756
alas

the power has corrupted him

for he has no more cheese

like the mighty midas, his dreams of cheese everlasting have turned against him. there is much to learn here.

in some sense we r all like rock cat......

his folley is our folley

im hungry

the cycle begins anew

#ksay round? could we be? i was not born round... but maybe.. maybe? maybe i could be... i could be round? spherical?

#orb

ksay question mark makes me so sad what th egufkc,

i find her quite endearing

i have to figure out a locomotion method that is like curling into a ball but im really not pulling anything elegant. what is most coming to mind is a vehicle that is shaped like a ring.

#ksay what is a worm? a miserable little pile of secrets? but enough talk? have at you?

#ksay maybe we weren't born as spherical... but we could become rounde? rounde together? spherical? spheres as one?

get in the sphere shinji or rei will have to be spherical again

lain i figured out how to do smoothest automation in sunvox, just tested on my phone its beautiful

sonic, samus, they dont need vehicles to become balls and they are much much cooler than someone who needs a vehicle. but i can't really think of a good way for a human to resemble a ball when moving. we would get completely disoriented.

>>842776
this is a very good point also
we need to evolve into something that can become round

>>842775
oh what do u have??

#ksay rounde?

>>842778
i have, smooth automation

cant explain from phone tho

ill send u the module later

opening up the door for altering the biology of the subjects would make it much much easier to create a rolling creature but its no fun if they're not also sexy standing up.

feel free to dm me

interested

Wait, i've got an idea. Two half-sphere shields.

we return to the egg that we evolved so far from

nature repeats itself

>>842790
*boops your head with her head*

>>842790
rocket ship

>>842783
the most sexy animal is the human

>>842793
yeah, now. but we're talking about altering biology to enable convenient rolling. that would change the shape of the subject.

>>842794
consider: bigger ass for larger rolling surface

solves both problems in one

i am a huge fan of creating genetic abominations for the purposes of the greater good, but i think we can get away with building neat tech for this.

>>842798
#this #these

>>842797
the children do not appreciate the power of genetic engineering
they must be genetically engineered to appreciate it

i sense a dark deep desire inside of myself to create man-made monsters beyond normal mortal comprehension using genetic engineering, but we're going the noonian soong route this time.

i suppose we can make androids........ i guess......

how do you tell if a girl likes you or just acts like that around everyone

gotta see how she reacts around others i would guess

hmm

alright, garfield

wouldnt take dating advice from an actual cat

>>842808
i was there for your birthday party in the voice chat

>>842807
you have a better idea than going in the alley way out back and making the most horrible noises you've ever heard in your goddamn life?

>>842810
unless im mixing you up with someone else

what in the

>>842813
thats how cats date you silly.

oh i didnt know

im nkt a cat expert

>>842817
#editai make this say "im not a cat"

i left that server

#ksay time moves differently for every person, every creature... the powers that be tell us that we may never be spherical because we were not born rounde... the hubris of those men who would have us betray our senses... to tell us change we so plainly see is not possible... to tell us that time works for them and them alone... that change... change is illusory... that though we may age, die, and forget... we may never be rounde? that we may never be spherical? these men who appoint themselves as gods tell us that we may not interfere with the divine as they have? whene did we start to listen to them? today, i will become spherical... i will become rounde! anyone can be rounde! anyone can be sphere!

>>842825
HEHE

you have me added

i will message you now

>>842823
is this a quote from something or is it straight off the dome

>>842834
dome

truly incredible

dome.... kinda like an orb.... but half.....

straight off the double orb

Like An What

i mean um

half orb

doubledome

good job garfeild

doug doubledome?

>>842844
\\

#ksay doug doubledome? owner of the gleesdayul doubledome?

I will keep an eye out for a method to make roll dashing a real thing.

>>842846
the very same!!!

>>842848
gotta be some info in the user manual or like a guide book somewhere with the key combo

i keep watching the bonzi buddy video

it's quite good

i want really heavy big throaty decisions to be presented to me by bonzi buddy

there's probably porn of that somewhere

why

>>842853
#edit capitalise big throaty

big throaty

#ai why did that fish say "big meaty claws" like that

it’s a spongebob reference. the line is from the episode “band geeks” when the big buff fish pops out of the water and yells “these claws ain’t just for attractin’ mates!” then squidward says “big meaty claws” and the fish snaps back “well these claws ain’t for just attractin’ mates!” why did that fish say "big meaty claws" like that

grok is this true

wow that literally never happened

.play big meaty claws

there he is

I am not sure how to do the rolling thing but I am very enamored by crab. I can imagine very powerful machines built out of exoskeletons and endomuscles.

The healing inadequacies can easily be dealt with. Especially at larger scales. I can build the exoskeleton to be almost like its own organism with its own healing and nutrient system.

.play spongebob band geeks

.skip (video skipped)

.play spongebob band geeks episode

.SKIP

there was? another movie? in 2025?

must have been bad to be on youtube in full

they made a second movie???

oh dear oh dear

the only good one was the first on

e

i'll have to take your word for it.............

.play https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLR2FSEj_Chl8qyNCuCH2HAOsqBEvaTeiL

this bride is grunabailable

.play [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

what a weird way to have to upload these

.skip (video skipped)

my shows are on

>>842892
#hug

>>842825
thank u purple monkey

i never got the dying animal joke as a child

ibuprofen

what would f1 collab with miku even mean

what if f1 collabed with fortnite m, the defauly fortnite character

big throaty CLAWS

>>842914
did they describe depression using squidward metaphors

i like how the moral of this episode is that squidward cannot direct a band but will take all the credit

much to learn here

i think every opportunity to put squidward down was taken

test

>>842931
test successful

>>842932
doll made of meat and neon tubes

test

>>842935
that test actually failed sorry

plang tong

>>842933

>>842941

sorry about testing

what's wrong with testing anon

you think tests grow on trees?

>>842945

>>842947

another day int he factory

>>842952

they're unremovable

>>842957
nothing....

>>842958
uh oh

where did they go

he Remains

there we go

at last :)

he's in a better place

goodbye sponge

would your son play halo or fable

haloson or fabledaughter

wait no
fableson or halodaughter

fableson would be a good one

fabelson could go either way honestly

>>842978
i like that it's like a little bit of the middle of a lasagna. not even a full gna

fableson is either growing up to be celestedaughter or redditor

redditson or celestedaughter is a hard choice

not even a question

ok but is halodaughter better

i'm saying it but i think it is

halodaughter would be so cool she would drink red bull

are you rotating further with every post

yes

oh dear

soon you'll will be upside down

there's nothing i can do about it