>>842790
*boops your head with her head*

>>842790
rocket ship

>>842783
the most sexy animal is the human

>>842793
yeah, now. but we're talking about altering biology to enable convenient rolling. that would change the shape of the subject.

>>842794
consider: bigger ass for larger rolling surface

solves both problems in one

i am a huge fan of creating genetic abominations for the purposes of the greater good, but i think we can get away with building neat tech for this.

>>842798
#this #these

>>842797
the children do not appreciate the power of genetic engineering
they must be genetically engineered to appreciate it

i sense a dark deep desire inside of myself to create man-made monsters beyond normal mortal comprehension using genetic engineering, but we're going the noonian soong route this time.

i suppose we can make androids........ i guess......

how do you tell if a girl likes you or just acts like that around everyone

gotta see how she reacts around others i would guess

hmm

alright, garfield

wouldnt take dating advice from an actual cat

>>842808
i was there for your birthday party in the voice chat

>>842807
you have a better idea than going in the alley way out back and making the most horrible noises you've ever heard in your goddamn life?

>>842810
unless im mixing you up with someone else

what in the

>>842813
thats how cats date you silly.

oh i didnt know

im nkt a cat expert

>>842817
#editai make this say "im not a cat"

i left that server

#ksay time moves differently for every person, every creature... the powers that be tell us that we may never be spherical because we were not born rounde... the hubris of those men who would have us betray our senses... to tell us change we so plainly see is not possible... to tell us that time works for them and them alone... that change... change is illusory... that though we may age, die, and forget... we may never be rounde? that we may never be spherical? these men who appoint themselves as gods tell us that we may not interfere with the divine as they have? whene did we start to listen to them? today, i will become spherical... i will become rounde! anyone can be rounde! anyone can be sphere!

>>842825
HEHE

you have me added

i will message you now

>>842823
is this a quote from something or is it straight off the dome

>>842834
dome

truly incredible

dome.... kinda like an orb.... but half.....

straight off the double orb

Like An What

i mean um

half orb

doubledome

good job garfeild

doug doubledome?

>>842844
\\

#ksay doug doubledome? owner of the gleesdayul doubledome?

I will keep an eye out for a method to make roll dashing a real thing.

>>842846
the very same!!!

>>842848
gotta be some info in the user manual or like a guide book somewhere with the key combo

i keep watching the bonzi buddy video

it's quite good

i want really heavy big throaty decisions to be presented to me by bonzi buddy

there's probably porn of that somewhere

why

>>842853
#edit capitalise big throaty

big throaty

#ai why did that fish say "big meaty claws" like that

it’s a spongebob reference. the line is from the episode “band geeks” when the big buff fish pops out of the water and yells “these claws ain’t just for attractin’ mates!” then squidward says “big meaty claws” and the fish snaps back “well these claws ain’t for just attractin’ mates!” why did that fish say "big meaty claws" like that

grok is this true

wow that literally never happened

.play big meaty claws

there he is

I am not sure how to do the rolling thing but I am very enamored by crab. I can imagine very powerful machines built out of exoskeletons and endomuscles.

The healing inadequacies can easily be dealt with. Especially at larger scales. I can build the exoskeleton to be almost like its own organism with its own healing and nutrient system.

.play spongebob band geeks

.skip (video skipped)

.play spongebob band geeks episode

.SKIP

there was? another movie? in 2025?

must have been bad to be on youtube in full

they made a second movie???

oh dear oh dear

the only good one was the first on

e

i'll have to take your word for it.............

.play https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLR2FSEj_Chl8qyNCuCH2HAOsqBEvaTeiL

this bride is grunabailable

.play [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

what a weird way to have to upload these

.skip (video skipped)

my shows are on

>>842892
#hug

>>842825
thank u purple monkey

i never got the dying animal joke as a child

ibuprofen

what would f1 collab with miku even mean

what if f1 collabed with fortnite m, the defauly fortnite character

big throaty CLAWS

>>842914
did they describe depression using squidward metaphors

i like how the moral of this episode is that squidward cannot direct a band but will take all the credit

much to learn here

i think every opportunity to put squidward down was taken

test

>>842931
test successful

>>842932
doll made of meat and neon tubes

test

>>842935
that test actually failed sorry

plang tong

>>842933

>>842941

sorry about testing

what's wrong with testing anon

you think tests grow on trees?

>>842945

>>842947

another day int he factory

>>842952

they're unremovable

>>842957
nothing....

>>842958
uh oh

where did they go

he Remains

there we go

at last :)

he's in a better place

goodbye sponge

would your son play halo or fable

haloson or fabledaughter

wait no
fableson or halodaughter

fableson would be a good one

fabelson could go either way honestly

>>842978
i like that it's like a little bit of the middle of a lasagna. not even a full gna

fableson is either growing up to be celestedaughter or redditor

redditson or celestedaughter is a hard choice

not even a question

ok but is halodaughter better

i'm saying it but i think it is

halodaughter would be so cool she would drink red bull

are you rotating further with every post

yes

oh dear

soon you'll will be upside down

there's nothing i can do about it

sorry

it's ok i forgive you

#ai how long upside down before death

humans lose consciousness in 5–10 seconds when fully inverted with blood flow to the brain blocked (e.g., hanging). death from cerebral hypoxia follows in 4–6 minutes if circulation isn’t restored. how long upside down before death

5-10 seconds??????????????????

uhm... this ai is useless for information

all she does is lie to us

genuinely

let me try to turn the tame on

making her more tamale

#ai how long upside down before death

humans lose consciousness in 5–10 seconds when fully inverted due to blood pooling in the head. death from inversion alone is rare; prolonged suspension (hours to days) can cause fatal cerebral edema or cardiac failure, but exact times vary by health and restraint. how long upside down before death

imagine if you could knock someone out by just rotating them upside down for 10 seonds

that's just now how that works

alright sorry for rotating

sometimes we just need to rotate ourselves very slowly over multiple posts, i don't think you need to apologise

>>843007

#ksay round?

aw romeo

oh okay i thought you were down i n the dumps

or had the suds

#usay are we not, granted by the colour and candour of our souls, entitled to the right of rounde? to become sphere? is it not the way of us all, in our square houses, in our square pants, to be spherical? rounde? can we not become like the orb? the beached ball? the very sun herself? do you deny us this rounding?

#ksay doug doubledome?

#ksay what is this? we live in a world where rounde... where rounde is shunned? scorned? evil? malicious? spherical

#ksay scorned?

it's from https://tts.cyzon.us/

oh okay it wraps dectalk

yupa

#ksay lets be round!

#ksay lets be round!!!!!

https://dectalk.github.io/dectalk/idh_ref_3_phonemic_symbols.htm
i get all the info on the phonemes from here, highly recommend

#say [wey4,17lkah4,12m _2 tuw2,11 brey4,19nwrr4,23m daa6,24t _2 srr2,19jhrr2,16iy4,12 _4 bao4,17lz dih4,12k _2 seh2,11ks buw4,19bz kah4,23m piy6,24 _2 nih2,19stih2,16 tiy4,12zz]

hey wait... thats not... thats not the welcome song....

the wellcum song

.play smash mouth stoned

this song is from when cell phones didn't exist

that messes with me

we take them so much for granted that it's hard to think of life without em

desktop only internet.....

did you not

oh you're baby

i mean cell phones were around in like 2002-3 ish iirc
like they just weren't smart phones / internet heavy yet
i think it really fucked everything up when the iphone came out

yeah iphone is for sure the start

2007

arguably the most important year ever

kony 2012

yeah that was the year they stopped kony

knoy

hehehehehehee

knoy 2021

oh NO

OH NO

no we're just old

yeah we're just old its okay lol

our bones yearn for the kony mines

its true i feel like i will die shortly, maybe i have a year left

not gonna die, i turned that off you'll be fine now

thats MY trick

if its used on me ill have violated ToS and no one can use it anymore

i'm a lawyer i'll figure it out probably

"your honor she was gonna die we can't do that"

>>843080
maybe when he has inevitably grown up then he'll start making those songs

>>843090
oh dear!!

normal stage of life but it's gotta end eventually

>>843090
im older than him and i think everyone thinks im icky

>>843098
brain worms,

>>843100
UNLESS
i am communicating w them as a username

>>843103
::wonderhoy
#throw

>>843103
\\remove text
#throw

>>843107
never too late to begin

>>843117
hell yeah
just gotta keep posting here to receive the free art!!

scratchy and loud

woof woof bark

i dont like anon as much

shoutout xXbacongirl22Xx

l

lo, bobo

>>843160
#yeet

>>843155
the pull of the namefig is too strong

he runs so fast

lizardlore,

son of the bride of the wife of godzilla

he has his manners

#dansen

hulkenburg hulkenburg hulkenburg hulkenburg hulkenburg hulkenburg hulkenburg hulkenburg hulkenburg hulkenburg hulkenburg hulkenburg

there are so MANY of these