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anon
sorry
garfield
it's ok i forgive you
garfield
#ai how long upside down before death

humans lose consciousness in 5–10 seconds when fully inverted with blood flow to the brain blocked (e.g., hanging). death from cerebral hypoxia follows in 4–6 minutes if circulation isn’t restored. how long upside down before death
garfield
5-10 seconds??????????????????
anon
uhm... this ai is useless for information
garfield
all she does is lie to us
anon
genuinely
anon
let me try to turn the tame on
garfield
making her more tamale
anon
#ai how long upside down before death

humans lose consciousness in 5–10 seconds when fully inverted due to blood pooling in the head. death from inversion alone is rare; prolonged suspension (hours to days) can cause fatal cerebral edema or cardiac failure, but exact times vary by health and restraint. how long upside down before death
garfield
imagine if you could knock someone out by just rotating them upside down for 10 seonds
anon
that's just now how that works
anon
alright sorry for rotating
garfield
sometimes we just need to rotate ourselves very slowly over multiple posts, i don't think you need to apologise
anon
#ksay round?
romeo
y'all got me in a spongey mood
anon
aw romeo
romeo
yes?
anon
oh okay i thought you were down i n the dumps
anon
or had the suds
garfield
#usay are we not, granted by the colour and candour of our souls, entitled to the right of rounde? to become sphere? is it not the way of us all, in our square houses, in our square pants, to be spherical? rounde? can we not become like the orb? the beached ball? the very sun herself? do you deny us this rounding?
romeo
#dsay aw hell nah spunch bop took 40 benadryls
anon
#ksay doug doubledome?
anon
#ksay what is this? we live in a world where rounde... where rounde is shunned? scorned? evil? malicious? spherical
romeo
4
romeo
doug dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
garfield
#ksay scorned?
anon
oh okay it wraps dectalk
garfield
yupa
anon
#ksay lets be round!
anon
#ksay lets be round!!!!!
garfield
#say [wey4,17lkah4,12m _2 tuw2,11 brey4,19nwrr4,23m daa6,24t _2 srr2,19jhrr2,16iy4,12 _4 bao4,17lz dih4,12k _2 seh2,11ks buw4,19bz kah4,23m piy6,24 _2 nih2,19stih2,16 tiy4,12zz]
anon
hey wait... thats not... thats not the welcome song....
garfield
the wellcum song
anon
.play smash mouth stoned
anon
this song is from when cell phones didn't exist
anon
that messes with me
garfield
we take them so much for granted that it's hard to think of life without em
romeo
i wish i lived in the short period in which there was the internet but no cellphones
garfield
desktop only internet.....
anon
did you not
romeo
i did not
anon
oh you're baby
romeo
well, i barely did
romeo
when would you say cellphones were invented
anon
i mean cell phones were around in like 2002-3 ish iirc
like they just weren't smart phones / internet heavy yet
i think it really fucked everything up when the iphone came out
garfield
yeah iphone is for sure the start
romeo
okay i was barely alive when the iphone came out lol
romeo
i was like 9 months old
anon
2007
anon
arguably the most important year ever
romeo
2007 was an important year
2012 was also pretty cool
romeo
from what little i can remember
garfield
kony 2012
anon
yeah that was the year they stopped kony
anon
knoy
anon
hehehehehehee
garfield
knoy 2021
romeo
..whats kony
garfield
oh NO
anon
OH NO
romeo
IM STUPID IM SORRY
garfield
no we're just old
anon
yeah we're just old its okay lol
romeo
your bones are creaking i can hear them from here
garfield
our bones yearn for the kony mines
anon
its true i feel like i will die shortly, maybe i have a year left
romeo
you wont die silly i'll give you some of my life essence
garfield
not gonna die, i turned that off you'll be fine now
anon
thats MY trick
anon
if its used on me ill have violated ToS and no one can use it anymore
garfield
i'm a lawyer i'll figure it out probably
garfield
"your honor she was gonna die we can't do that"
fentphone
my brothers shows are cool but I wish he would lean more into dance rock and industrial like he keeps on saying instead of these songs about not wanting to grow up
>>843082
garfield
>>843080
maybe when he has inevitably grown up then he'll start making those songs
>>843090
romeo
hello fentanyl mobile phone
fentphone
hallo
Anonymoose
hi femt
fentphone
hai hai
romeo
repanon is here too
romeo
the squad
fentphone
>>843082
he’s still at the stage where he thinks all girls and normies think he’s icky it’s gonna be a while (he’s 24)
>>843098>>843093>>843096
romeo
the meese
romeo
>>843090
i was gonna say is it bad for me to still be at that stage but then you said he was the big two four so i dont feel as bad now
garfield
normal stage of life but it's gotta end eventually
fentphone
idk I think if you were in a rock band the songs would pertain to like cute gacha boys in dresses but that is certainly marketable
anon
>>843100
UNLESS
i am communicating w them as a username
fentphone
if only I got into music or art I would be hitting it out the park right now
romeo
thank you meiko
romeo
TODAY IS MIKU ANNIVERSARY DAY
fentphone
people have always said I have a gift for writing marketing things that pertain to that
>>843114
romeo
HAPPY MIKU DAY
fentphone
meeku
Anonymoose
nu-metal in the big 2025 </3
fentphone
I need to listen to the latest deftones album it sounds good
romeo
i refuse to dip my toes back into nu-metla
fentphone
>>843114
I said this before but everyone here who is interested will receive a free copy of my Art Project that will materialise in some form in the next 5-10 years
>>843120
romeo
i may be cringe but im not that cringe
romeo
(then again i was supposed to go see limp bizkit in concert in may so i'm not totally excused BUT THEY WERE OPENING FOR METALLICA)
garfield
>>843117
hell yeah
just gotta keep posting here to receive the free art!!
Anonymoose
>limp bizkit
fentphone
is deftones nu or alt metal
>>843126
romeo
deftones is deftones
fentphone
i think i have the best metal taste bc i like the more snobby stuff and the more girls just wanna have fun stuff
romeo
their earlier albums are nu-metal
Anonymoose
alt-metal, just like alt-rock is a completely meaningless phrase invented by record companies to try to give their biggest bands street cred
fentphone
‘metal’ bands i listen to: meshugga, deftones, loathe
romeo
alt-rock was invented by record companies because nirvana was too cool
fentphone
i am part of anti sleeptoken action because i believe it to be a vehicle to get the white british lower middle classes into herrenvolk type weird mythological Saxon nationalism
Anonymoose
guy who listens to top 40 shit: yeah man i'm a metalhead, i spent $500 on sleep token tix
fentphone
had to listen to a guy on st Patrick’s day talk about his failing love life while the backdrop was the skyline of Canary Wharf in London and sleeptoken was constantly playing. luckily we met an old gay guy who put loads of drugs in me after that and we spoke to some art student women they were nice
romeo
one time i was over at my aunt's house for easter and her son started talking to me cuz i was wearing a mayhem shirt and he was like "yo thats so cool we listen to the same music!!! i love falling in reverse"
>>843134>>843135
Anonymoose
>>843133
his life has to be a video game
fentphone
>>843133
MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
fentphone
Met Ronnie Radke fans irl they are repulsive
romeo
my favorite cousin though he doesnt listen to falling in reverse anymore
romeo
i have yet to read anything about fantano and radke duking it out
fentphone
i kind of like anthony fantano my main issue with him is that he’s Not Funny and his skits distracted me too much from the video
fentphone
cal chuchesta and all the load of bread shit
fentphone
loaf
Anonymoose
i really like how all his stuff has TND in the handle and he just doesn't give a shit
Anonymoose
but really, the only music reviewers you should be watching are grey haired boomers with walls of vinyls
romeo
my modern media teacher had fantano on his youtube recommended while screensharing to the class and stopped the class to say that he did not watch fantano or tnd
anon
image.png
please guess at how this sounds
garfield
scratchy and loud
romeo
usher yeah synths
garfield
woof woof bark
romeo
you should make a song thats all that sound just distorted to sound like real instruments
lain
shoutout xXbacongirl22Xx
garfield
l
romeo
lobobo
garfield
lo, bobo
romeo
lo.png
me when my friend bobo randomly shows up at my house
>>843161
romeo
image.png
just checked the dutch gp results and this top 10 is crazy
garfield
>>843155
the pull of the namefig is too strong
romeo
the crazies:
- no ferrari to be seen
- no lando
- hadjar p3
- bearman p6
- stroll ahead of alonso ???
fentphone
i have a friend called bobo too
romeo
one day the fia will stop blocking f1 media on platforms other than youtube and i will be able to show you all my glorious race highlights
romeo
I REMEMBER GODZILLA
romeo
the lizard has lore too
garfield
he runs so fast
romeo
god damn purple in sector 1
garfield
lizardlore,
romeo
so in 2016 max verstappen first saw one of those lizard guys at the singapore grand prix and his race engineer told him it was an encounter with godzilla
then another lizard showed up at the 2023 singapore grand prix (a race max won) so ppl thought it was godzilla's kid
and then in singapore 2024 >>843167 this guy showed up
romeo
during fp3
romeo
alonso was the first to see him instead of verstappen
garfield
son of the bride of the wife of godzilla
romeo
he slipped
romeo
i like how he picked up the front wing tho, very polite
garfield
he has his manners
garfield
#dansen
romeo
tu tu du du max verstappen
romeo
if only i knew how to animate i would make a max caramelldansen animation to this
garfield
hulkenburg hulkenburg hulkenburg hulkenburg hulkenburg hulkenburg hulkenburg hulkenburg hulkenburg hulkenburg hulkenburg hulkenburg
romeo
love nico hulkenberg my favorite f1 unc
romeo
took him 13 years to get that podium
romeo
this is 2024 not 25 but whatever
garfield
there are so MANY of these
romeo
thi si speak
romeo
this guy does nothing but this stuff
garfield
so much talent poured into f1 x anime vids it's powerful
romeo
formula 1 touhou collab
romeo
shar legler
romeo
i need the leclerc utau
romeo
i hate medicine but i love seb
garfield
consarn it
garfield
>>843201
bggrad(90deg,red,red,red,orange,orange,orange,yellow,yellow,yellow,lime,lime,lime,blue,blue,blue,pink,pink,pink,purple,purple,purple) fgblack
>>843205
lain
feel free to skip this at any point
garfield
i'm not triggered i'm just annoyed
lain
yeayh its different
lain
>egirl beheaded by her boyrfriend
genuinely makes me uneasy
idk how you get fucked so far that that's your mental landscape
garfield
time to be sad i suppose
lain
;_;
lain
so much death
it's so cruel
garfield
all people want is to be safe
garfield
just makes me feel empty inside
garfield
stinky
lain
it's so hollow i don't really get it'
lain
time to go watch 'come and see' again
garfield
? what's that
lain
oh dear...
lain
#ai come and see film

come and see (1985, elem klimov) is a soviet-belarusian war film that follows florya, a teenage belarusian partisan, through the nazi occupation of belarus in 1943. shot in chronological order with live ammunition and minimal professional actors, it uses hyperreal sound design and long takes to create a visceral, hallucinatory descent into atrocity. the title references the book of revelation; the film ends with a freeze-frame on florya’s face after he fires at a portrait of hitler, rewinding through archival footage of nazism. widely considered one of the greatest anti-war films ever made. come and see film
garfield
sounds like a nice counter
lain
no it's horrible
like it's a great movie but it's so uh
it's also empty
garfield
but why would you seek further emptiness when you have already been emptied out
lain
i dont really know
fentphone
come and see is one of those films that makes me weep uncontrollably no matter how many times I watch it
lain
^ genuinely
fentphone
the part at the end where the boy genuinely sounds like a wounded animal in pain who’s seething with rage and grief and even then he’s completely unable to ‘kill’ hitler as an infant because despite all he’s been through he does not think any child is born into this world as an evil being
fentphone
that’s what rescues the film from being a doom and gloom fest for me
fentphone
and then he just disappears into the forest with a column of partisans and you never know what happens afterwards
fentphone
possibly the only true anti war film ever made. the director never made a film after that because he felt like he has said all he wanted to say and I really do feel that. a really important film
fentphone
for that I feel like it’s not a film that gives me that “empty” feeling. the last film I watched that gave me that feeling was i stand alone (dir. gaspar noe)
fentphone
a film where the culmination of this piece of shit angry little man’s grief and love materialises into the ugliest act of abuse I have ever seen in a film
lain
at least with the (anti) war film(s) its a conflict between groups and it rarely gets that personal
>>843240
lain
>read the wikipedia synopsis
oh what the fuck
>>843241
fentphone
>>843237
i would be interested in watching a war or conflict film that deals with like communal conflict. years and centuries of grievance that turns into tragedy and such. not many english language films like that though. i want to read this book by this albanian author i forget the name of that addresses that (up until relatively recently it was very normal for albanian families to have blood feuds and vendettas enacted on people and their entire bloodlines and as such a lot of albanian men spent their entire lives in small fortified towers with other men hiding from familywide death warrants)
fentphone
>>843239
the guy in that film just has the ugliest and shittiest life ever and makes other people suffer for it and the worst thing is that id say 70% of precariat and precariat adjacent males are exactly like this
fentphone
saving my game rn
garfield
does it have to be a public bathroom or can you save at home too
>>843249
Anonymoose
strassenterminologie
>>843247
garfield
>>843246
#translate

“Road terminology”
garfield
vroom, beepbeep
fentphone
>>843245
home bathroom has unlimited saves, public ones are limited or even single use depending on what game difficulty you’re on
>>843254
nonners from small screen
uegh
fentphone
what up nonners
straw bury
meow
garfield
#meow
garfield
>>843249
wish the devs would write this stuff down somewhere
is there a wiki
lain
#ksay meow?
garfield
#say meow?
garfield
not inquisitive enough
lain
#ksay meow?
garfield
#usay meow? bark? meow?
lain
i can't hear ksay..
lain
#ksay meow?
straw bury
i didnt meow
garfield
i beleiev you
straw bury
:3
straw bury
#meow
lain
#ai precariat

precariat = workers stuck in precarious, short-term, low-security gigs. think uber drivers, zero-hour contracts, freelance coders living invoice-to-invoice. no pensions, no unions, no safety net—just chronic anxiety and hustle culture. the term blends “proletariat” with “precarious,” popularized by guy standing. it’s the class that owns little more than their ability to keep scrambling. precariat
>>843270
anon
#say huh
garfield
>>843268
not a good place to be
garfield
#say huh? what? wwhaat?
lain
#ksay huh? what? wwhaat?
lain
#ksay round? spherical?
anon
#say SPHERICAL
anon
#ksay time moves differently for every person, every creature... the powers that be tell us that we may never be spherical because we were not born rounde... the hubris of those men who would have us betray our senses... to tell us change we so plainly see is not possible... to tell us that time works for them and them alone... that change... change is illusory... that though we may age, die, and forget... we may never be rounde? that we may never be spherical? these men who appoint themselves as gods tell us that we may not interfere with the divine as they have? whene did we start to listen to them? today, i will become spherical... i will become rounde! anyone can be rounde! anyone can be sphere!
garfield
#ksay [:rate10] round?
garfield
#ksay [:rate1] round?
garfield
#ksay [:rate1] round? sphericale?
lain
HEHEHhe
lain
#ksay [:rate1] Could we be round? Together? Spheres as one?
garfield
slow ksay deserves to be protected and spherical
lain
#ksay [:rate4] spherical?
lain
#ksay sphere?
lain
#ksay mama? and her spheres?
garfield
#usay [:rate1] mother must protect her little spherelings
anon
.play spherical drake and josh
garfield
is it ok to like josh the real guy
did he do anything bad
lain
#usay [:rate1] mother must protect her little spherelings
anon
#say [:rate10] cows
lain
#ai whats josh peck up to now

he hosts the “good guys” podcast with ben soffer, does sponsored posts on tiktok/instagram, and pops up in netflix and hulu movies like “i take care of the killing” and “how i met your father”. whats josh peck up to now
anon
#say [:rate1000] cows
garfield
c
garfield
#say how now, brown cow?
anon
#say [:rate1000] cows cows cows cows cows
anon
#say [:rate1000] cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows'
>>843299
lain
i cant find statements abt it one way or the other but i think he might be a big israel guy?
>>843302>>843299
lain
#ksay rounde?
garfield
#usay pardon me? i don't mean to intrude? but may i ask? is this? rounde?
lain
again
i could very well be wrong
its like a snippet from maybe a year ago in some unrelated video thats making me think that
garfield
most i can find from googling "josh peck controversy" is his association with drake during that sexual abuse things
lain
thats good
lain
maybe something else has me ick'd about him
lain
hopefully im just wrong and paranoid and josh peck is actually pretty cool because thatd be better for everyone
garfield
i will proceed with "nice until proven not nice"
anon
Wait Josh Peck was in Oppenheimer
lain
#ksay what?
lain
#ksay wwhhaatt?
garfield
#usay nuclear bomba?
lain
#ksay wwhhaatt? josh peck? He was bomb?
phomeo
#usay john madden! john madden! john madden! john madden! john madden! john madden!
anon
#say this is only the greatest weapon ever devised, plus it's spherical, SPHERICAL!
garfield
#aeiou
lain
#ksay whhaatt? josh peck was bomb? he hurt? he exploded? josh peck bomb? nuclear?
phomeo
kaboom
garfield
>>843321
drake where's the door to exit the nuclear bomb
anon
Drake, where's the implosion mechanism
garfield
>>843324
kiddyfiddlin
he himself was fiddled as a kiddy so there is Nuance but he did a bad
lain
oh
anon
>>843324
Get kiddy diddled then kiddy diddle someone else
garfield
the circle of abuse
phomeo
my aunt is watching a lecture their teacher did about venn diagrams
lain
#ksay there is more than one way to be round... to be cyclical... spherical....
lain
#ai what did drake bell do

drake bell pleaded guilty in 2021 to a felony charge of attempted child endangerment and a misdemeanor charge of disseminating matter harmful to juveniles. the victim was a 15-year-old girl who attended his cleveland concert in 2017. he got sentenced to two years probation and 200 hours community service. what did drake bell do
lain
gotcha
lain
wow wasted 3s on 'gotcha'
garfield
#usay round? ROUND?
garfield
#usay spherical! SPHERICAL!
garfield
caps should make her YELL
anon
#say [:rate1] SPHERICAL
garfield
ss very cool
lain
went down small little research hole (i clicked ~4 articles) about drake bell
and nickelodeon and disney and other shit
lain
>guy who molested drake bell registers as sex offender
>moves to disney channel to work on different kids show
whats going on in there
>>843348
garfield
perfectly normal decision to hire the kiddy fiddler for your children's tv programming
garfield
>>843342
very nice, i glegle'd
but where is the hand ?
lain
#ksay rounde
anon
>>843344
These were the Weinstein days, when like it was acceptable to blatantly cover up shit like that even when it comes out
>>843350
garfield
>>843348
just pretend it never happaned and it'll never happen again. that's how it works right
anon
People make fun of shit like #imwithher but they don't understand how absolutely insane late 90's and early 2000's culture was and why people might have taken even more aggressive stances in response later on
”`
im hatsune miku
”`
for some reason that comment really floored me
”`
just like . a perspective in reality i never knew existed
”`
never thought about the horse owners
>>843359
anon
It's 60 BC, retarded populists are dismantling the equestrian class
It's 2019, retarded populists are dismantling the equestrian class
>>843365
lain
#ai are like normal people allowed to work on children's shows and etc

yes. most crew on kids’ shows are regular adults—writers, board artists, animators, voice actors, production staff. no special license needed beyond standard employment checks (background checks for school visits, etc.). unions like sag-aftra or the animation guild cover them the same as any other tv work. are like normal people allowed to work on children's shows and etc
lain
seems like the only people allowed to work on kids stuff are the creepiest possible
anon
Nah TV producers are just creepy looking people in general
garfield
>>843361
it was always the horses every time
rosie
i like horses
anon
>>843367
Fun fact, this is how they got horses in and out of the spiderholes in Vietnam so they could do cavalry charges at the Viet Cong
lain
horses in the spiderverse......
>>843378
fentphone
just read an scp
fentphone
when did this web zone like morph into this unholy union of old school theatre kid creepypasta shit and MFA writers workshop prose
>>843374
garfield
slow descent into creative writing for Creepy Creatures
”`
i think
”`
at least the first part idk what that other part means
fentphone
one of these articles from 2009 said “retarded” and like one of the talk page comments is like DOWNVOTE THIS ABLEIST CRAP!!!111
garfield
finish your sentence hatsune
garfield
alas........... we tried..........
”`
......
garfield
too sexy for gemini
”`
im hatsune miku
”`
wait is \\ gemini
garfield
i believe so
unless i misremember what opworm said
sometimes it crashes and gives google help urls for debug
garfield
ominous
anon## admin
it has strict safety filters
anon## admin
/ adult filters
anon## admin
it's google

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