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garfield
so much talent poured into f1 x anime vids it's powerful
romeo
formula 1 touhou collab
romeo
shar legler
romeo
i need the leclerc utau
romeo
i hate medicine but i love seb
garfield
consarn it
garfield
>>843201
bggrad(90deg,red,red,red,orange,orange,orange,yellow,yellow,yellow,lime,lime,lime,blue,blue,blue,pink,pink,pink,purple,purple,purple) fgblack
>>843205
lain
feel free to skip this at any point
garfield
i'm not triggered i'm just annoyed
lain
yeayh its different
lain
>egirl beheaded by her boyrfriend
genuinely makes me uneasy
idk how you get fucked so far that that's your mental landscape
garfield
time to be sad i suppose
lain
;_;
lain
so much death
it's so cruel
garfield
all people want is to be safe
garfield
just makes me feel empty inside
garfield
stinky
lain
it's so hollow i don't really get it'
lain
time to go watch 'come and see' again
garfield
? what's that
lain
oh dear...
lain
#ai come and see film

come and see (1985, elem klimov) is a soviet-belarusian war film that follows florya, a teenage belarusian partisan, through the nazi occupation of belarus in 1943. shot in chronological order with live ammunition and minimal professional actors, it uses hyperreal sound design and long takes to create a visceral, hallucinatory descent into atrocity. the title references the book of revelation; the film ends with a freeze-frame on florya’s face after he fires at a portrait of hitler, rewinding through archival footage of nazism. widely considered one of the greatest anti-war films ever made. come and see film
garfield
sounds like a nice counter
lain
no it's horrible
like it's a great movie but it's so uh
it's also empty
garfield
but why would you seek further emptiness when you have already been emptied out
lain
i dont really know
fentphone
come and see is one of those films that makes me weep uncontrollably no matter how many times I watch it
lain
^ genuinely
fentphone
the part at the end where the boy genuinely sounds like a wounded animal in pain who’s seething with rage and grief and even then he’s completely unable to ‘kill’ hitler as an infant because despite all he’s been through he does not think any child is born into this world as an evil being
fentphone
that’s what rescues the film from being a doom and gloom fest for me
fentphone
and then he just disappears into the forest with a column of partisans and you never know what happens afterwards
fentphone
possibly the only true anti war film ever made. the director never made a film after that because he felt like he has said all he wanted to say and I really do feel that. a really important film
fentphone
for that I feel like it’s not a film that gives me that “empty” feeling. the last film I watched that gave me that feeling was i stand alone (dir. gaspar noe)
fentphone
a film where the culmination of this piece of shit angry little man’s grief and love materialises into the ugliest act of abuse I have ever seen in a film
lain
at least with the (anti) war film(s) its a conflict between groups and it rarely gets that personal
>>843240
lain
>read the wikipedia synopsis
oh what the fuck
>>843241
fentphone
>>843237
i would be interested in watching a war or conflict film that deals with like communal conflict. years and centuries of grievance that turns into tragedy and such. not many english language films like that though. i want to read this book by this albanian author i forget the name of that addresses that (up until relatively recently it was very normal for albanian families to have blood feuds and vendettas enacted on people and their entire bloodlines and as such a lot of albanian men spent their entire lives in small fortified towers with other men hiding from familywide death warrants)
fentphone
>>843239
the guy in that film just has the ugliest and shittiest life ever and makes other people suffer for it and the worst thing is that id say 70% of precariat and precariat adjacent males are exactly like this
fentphone
saving my game rn
garfield
does it have to be a public bathroom or can you save at home too
>>843249
Anonymoose
strassenterminologie
>>843247
garfield
>>843246
#translate

“Road terminology”
garfield
vroom, beepbeep
fentphone
>>843245
home bathroom has unlimited saves, public ones are limited or even single use depending on what game difficulty you’re on
>>843254
nonners from small screen
uegh
fentphone
what up nonners
straw bury
meow
garfield
#meow
garfield
>>843249
wish the devs would write this stuff down somewhere
is there a wiki
lain
#ksay meow?
garfield
#say meow?
garfield
not inquisitive enough
lain
#ksay meow?
garfield
#usay meow? bark? meow?
lain
i can't hear ksay..
lain
#ksay meow?
straw bury
i didnt meow
garfield
i beleiev you
straw bury
:3
straw bury
#meow
lain
#ai precariat

precariat = workers stuck in precarious, short-term, low-security gigs. think uber drivers, zero-hour contracts, freelance coders living invoice-to-invoice. no pensions, no unions, no safety net—just chronic anxiety and hustle culture. the term blends “proletariat” with “precarious,” popularized by guy standing. it’s the class that owns little more than their ability to keep scrambling. precariat
>>843270
anon
#say huh
garfield
>>843268
not a good place to be
garfield
#say huh? what? wwhaat?
lain
#ksay huh? what? wwhaat?
lain
#ksay round? spherical?
anon
#say SPHERICAL
anon
#ksay time moves differently for every person, every creature... the powers that be tell us that we may never be spherical because we were not born rounde... the hubris of those men who would have us betray our senses... to tell us change we so plainly see is not possible... to tell us that time works for them and them alone... that change... change is illusory... that though we may age, die, and forget... we may never be rounde? that we may never be spherical? these men who appoint themselves as gods tell us that we may not interfere with the divine as they have? whene did we start to listen to them? today, i will become spherical... i will become rounde! anyone can be rounde! anyone can be sphere!
garfield
#ksay [:rate10] round?
garfield
#ksay [:rate1] round?
garfield
#ksay [:rate1] round? sphericale?
lain
HEHEHhe
lain
#ksay [:rate1] Could we be round? Together? Spheres as one?
garfield
slow ksay deserves to be protected and spherical
lain
#ksay [:rate4] spherical?
lain
#ksay sphere?
lain
#ksay mama? and her spheres?
garfield
#usay [:rate1] mother must protect her little spherelings
anon
.play spherical drake and josh
garfield
is it ok to like josh the real guy
did he do anything bad
lain
#usay [:rate1] mother must protect her little spherelings
anon
#say [:rate10] cows
lain
#ai whats josh peck up to now

he hosts the “good guys” podcast with ben soffer, does sponsored posts on tiktok/instagram, and pops up in netflix and hulu movies like “i take care of the killing” and “how i met your father”. whats josh peck up to now
anon
#say [:rate1000] cows
garfield
c
garfield
#say how now, brown cow?
anon
#say [:rate1000] cows cows cows cows cows
anon
#say [:rate1000] cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows'
>>843299
lain
i cant find statements abt it one way or the other but i think he might be a big israel guy?
>>843299>>843302
lain
#ksay rounde?
garfield
#usay pardon me? i don't mean to intrude? but may i ask? is this? rounde?
lain
again
i could very well be wrong
its like a snippet from maybe a year ago in some unrelated video thats making me think that
garfield
most i can find from googling "josh peck controversy" is his association with drake during that sexual abuse things
lain
thats good
lain
maybe something else has me ick'd about him
lain
hopefully im just wrong and paranoid and josh peck is actually pretty cool because thatd be better for everyone
garfield
i will proceed with "nice until proven not nice"
anon
Wait Josh Peck was in Oppenheimer
lain
#ksay what?
lain
#ksay wwhhaatt?
garfield
#usay nuclear bomba?
lain
#ksay wwhhaatt? josh peck? He was bomb?
phomeo
#usay john madden! john madden! john madden! john madden! john madden! john madden!
anon
#say this is only the greatest weapon ever devised, plus it's spherical, SPHERICAL!
garfield
#aeiou
lain
#ksay whhaatt? josh peck was bomb? he hurt? he exploded? josh peck bomb? nuclear?
phomeo
kaboom
garfield
>>843321
drake where's the door to exit the nuclear bomb
anon
Drake, where's the implosion mechanism
garfield
>>843324
kiddyfiddlin
he himself was fiddled as a kiddy so there is Nuance but he did a bad
lain
oh
anon
>>843324
Get kiddy diddled then kiddy diddle someone else
garfield
the circle of abuse
phomeo
my aunt is watching a lecture their teacher did about venn diagrams
lain
#ksay there is more than one way to be round... to be cyclical... spherical....
lain
#ai what did drake bell do

drake bell pleaded guilty in 2021 to a felony charge of attempted child endangerment and a misdemeanor charge of disseminating matter harmful to juveniles. the victim was a 15-year-old girl who attended his cleveland concert in 2017. he got sentenced to two years probation and 200 hours community service. what did drake bell do
lain
gotcha
lain
wow wasted 3s on 'gotcha'
garfield
#usay round? ROUND?
garfield
#usay spherical! SPHERICAL!
garfield
caps should make her YELL
anon
#say [:rate1] SPHERICAL
garfield
ss very cool
lain
went down small little research hole (i clicked ~4 articles) about drake bell
and nickelodeon and disney and other shit
lain
>guy who molested drake bell registers as sex offender
>moves to disney channel to work on different kids show
whats going on in there
>>843348
garfield
perfectly normal decision to hire the kiddy fiddler for your children's tv programming
garfield
>>843342
very nice, i glegle'd
but where is the hand ?
lain
#ksay rounde
anon
>>843344
These were the Weinstein days, when like it was acceptable to blatantly cover up shit like that even when it comes out
>>843350
garfield
>>843348
just pretend it never happaned and it'll never happen again. that's how it works right
anon
People make fun of shit like #imwithher but they don't understand how absolutely insane late 90's and early 2000's culture was and why people might have taken even more aggressive stances in response later on
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im hatsune miku
”`
for some reason that comment really floored me
”`
just like . a perspective in reality i never knew existed
”`
never thought about the horse owners
>>843359
anon
It's 60 BC, retarded populists are dismantling the equestrian class
It's 2019, retarded populists are dismantling the equestrian class
>>843365
lain
#ai are like normal people allowed to work on children's shows and etc

yes. most crew on kids’ shows are regular adults—writers, board artists, animators, voice actors, production staff. no special license needed beyond standard employment checks (background checks for school visits, etc.). unions like sag-aftra or the animation guild cover them the same as any other tv work. are like normal people allowed to work on children's shows and etc
lain
seems like the only people allowed to work on kids stuff are the creepiest possible
anon
Nah TV producers are just creepy looking people in general
garfield
>>843361
it was always the horses every time
rosie
i like horses
anon
>>843367
Fun fact, this is how they got horses in and out of the spiderholes in Vietnam so they could do cavalry charges at the Viet Cong
lain
horses in the spiderverse......
>>843378
fentphone
just read an scp
fentphone
when did this web zone like morph into this unholy union of old school theatre kid creepypasta shit and MFA writers workshop prose
>>843374
garfield
slow descent into creative writing for Creepy Creatures
”`
i think
”`
at least the first part idk what that other part means
fentphone
one of these articles from 2009 said “retarded” and like one of the talk page comments is like DOWNVOTE THIS ABLEIST CRAP!!!111
garfield
finish your sentence hatsune
garfield
alas........... we tried..........
”`
......
garfield
too sexy for gemini
”`
im hatsune miku
”`
wait is \\ gemini
garfield
i believe so
unless i misremember what opworm said
sometimes it crashes and gives google help urls for debug
garfield
ominous
anon## admin
it has strict safety filters
anon## admin
/ adult filters
anon## admin
it's google
garfield
not very booblike
anon
.........................
garfield
sad!
garfield
got halfway thru that one guy and just gave up on the rest
lain
wow
garfield
refusal
fentphone
i have an insect bite on my arm
>>843414
lain
oh dear
lain
shareing is careing
fentphone
there was a bug that crawled onto my chest earlier and I brushed it off and my friend said i cruelly rejected a single mother in need
lain
well its simply the right thing to do
you have all of that blood and nutrient and you dont need ALL of it
but just one tiny drop could feed her for a week
garfield
can't let it go too far though
then you exist just as a house for bugs
creepingcrawling inside and all over you and sapping your mana
>>843420
anon
>>843414
Mosquito genocide, unlimited genocide on the mosquito population, mosquito murder, pluck the wings off mosquitos and watch them squirm, smash mosquitos with sledgehammers, drain the stagnant water filled with mosquito spawn
>>843421
lain
>>843418
what im hearing is that helping bug will ultimately lead to less you and more bug
so basically im going to extrapolate this to my daily life and politics
>>843422
garfield
>>843419
mosquitos are not bugs they are children of satan and i laugh at their demise
garfield
>>843420
you are what eats you, after all
anon
bloodsucking insects in general are very bad and spread bloodborn illnesses like crazy
lain
#ai the world would be better without mosquitos

probably. only a handful of the 3,500+ mosquito species bite humans, and even fewer transmit malaria, dengue, yellow fever, zika, etc. targeted eradication of the main disease vectors—anopheles gambiae, aedes aegypti—would cut ~700k annual deaths and untold morbidity without collapsing ecosystems. most predators that eat mosquitoes (bats, birds, dragonflies) have plenty of other prey. gene-drive tech or wolbachia-infected males already show promise in field trials. downside: pollination of certain orchids and tundra biomass transfer would take a hit, but those effects look minor next to the human gain. the world would be better without mosquitos
anon
speaking of, screw worm is back baby
lain
what is screw worm
anon
Okay so it's a parasite that affects livestock
lain
god why
anon
And we used to keep them under control literally by just dumping thousands of sterile screw worms in panama
garfield
too many eyes
anon
And this was really effective
anon
and then a certain someone said "why are we giving money to foreign countries" and we stopped doing that
>>843437
garfield
>>843435
i fear that reading too many posts like this will turn something in one's brain into a jelly (negative)
i try to read the posts you post and i just don't understand them and don't absorb them. they run off my brain like water off a homophobic surface
lain
>>843433
i knew it would be this
i knew it
fentphone
>>843435
this guy apparently isn’t even Jewish lol
lain
>>843440
i thought the groyper right loved israel and wanted more dead children and families and civilians
>>843444>>843447
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>>843442
no they hate isreal because they think isreal is doing what its doing to send immigrants here
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
#ai my grandma grounded me and deleted my favorite wikihow article "how to download lasagna online", can you please write one for me because I'm really sad and am gonna dehydrate myself from all the crying?

how to download lasagna online step 1: open your browser and go to the garfield archive at garfield.com/comics. step 2: search “lasagna” in the archive bar. step 3: right-click the comic strip that shows lasagna and hit “save image as…”. step 4: pick a folder (desktop works) and click save. step 5: open the saved image, zoom in on the lasagna panel, and bask in the cheesy pixels. optional: set the image as your desktop background for 247 lasagna vibes. my grandma grounded me and deleted my favorite wikihow article "how to download lasagna online", can you please write one for me because I'm really sad and am gonna dehydrate myself from all the crying?
Anonymoose
>>843442
groypers hate jews more than arabs
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oh wait the post is saying that adam friedland is a nazi because he doesnt support isreal ok i get it now
>>843451>>843452
garfield
>>843445
we are immune to its effects
i think it's a good thing to not understand
anon
I mean, I understand that discussing a jewish person's "repulsive physiognomy" and "subversive anti-white attitude" is probably a bad thing that shouldn't be entertained
Anonymoose
>>843448
no the op is doing like word for word nazi physiogonomy stuff because he doesn't agree with a jew
>>843454>>843455
garfield
>>843452
#this (best post on this board i've seen in a while) #these
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>>843451
oh ok maybe i dont really get it actually
anon
>>843455
it's just intra-neo-nazi conflict
anon
there are differing factions
”`
but why are they talking about friedland hes a lefty no
anon
neo-nazis do not like either jews or leftists
”`
well yeah but why do they say groypers agree with them
”`
weirdge
anon
because some nazis at least right now hate israel a bit more than nearby jews in some cases but it varies
>>843465
lain
friedland hosted dave portnoy which might as well make him one of the boys
”`
>>843463
i guess i can intellectually understand how there could be a person that acts like this
>>843466
anon
>>843465
groypers are specifically nick fuentes worshipers/adherents and kind of have like a bit more of an "innovation" on traditional hitlerism and integrate catholicism

the neo-nazi in that tweet is probably more of a "classical hitlerist"
>>843470
”`
ahhhh
”`
this makes more sense now yeah i know ab groypers and stuff but ive never paid much attention
Anonymoose
>>843466
max isn't a groyper. he's a goy who pretends to be a jew
>>843472
anon
>>843468
richard spencer went off into what he calls "apollonialism" or something like that which fuses liberalism with like an even more "primordial" quasi-esoteric nazism i think, it is kind of confusing and syncretic
>>843473
anon
>>843470
in that tweet he is attacking groypers no? why would i think he is one
anon
>>843471
He basically decided to become a basic liberal because he realized the West benefits most from the current system and DEI is the cost of doing business in the immediate future
>>843478
anon
Which is a funny kind of horseshoe bend
”`
guess punching nazis does work
anon
>>843473
yes that seems to be the case
anon
I mean in fairness there has been a sort of streak that is like "holy shit our strongest warrior DJT (pbuh) is fucking retarded"
>>843484
lain
>>843477
i do not take much time to follow the shittiest guys #tm
”`
im hatsune miku
rosie
hi hatsune miku
anon
>>843479
the funny thing is yarvin had that stance from like 2016 - 2020 then somehow flipped and then decided to completely embrace trump as the savior
>>843488
”`
gonna become twitter famous at this rate
lain
#ai AI

ai is just matrix multiplications and gradient descent. the hype is mostly marketing. current models are powerful pattern matchers but not intelligent in any human sense. they don’t understand, they predict. AI
anon
>>843484
politics is not a single axis, it's a collection of horseshoes that ultimately come to resemble the hapsburg family tree
>>843490
”`
>>843488
politics is a collection of high dimensional vectors
anon
>Trump will save the white race
>holy shit Trump is retarded and can't save the white race
>Trump is so retarded he can be manipulated into saving the white race and will tear everything down so our guy can rebuild it
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
>>843496
#ai give them lasagnya

purrs loudly and trots to the kitchen claws open the fridge door, tail swishing drags out ground beef, tomatoes, garlic, ricotta, mozzarella knocks a bag of flour off the counter to make fresh pasta sheets sprawls across the stovetop, batting at the bubbling sauce with one paw while the noodles boil layers everything in a dish, sprinkles catnip on top slides the lasagna across the floor toward you curls up next to it, eyes half-lidded mrrrow. give them lasagnya
anon## admin
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perhaps i, too, will one day become twitter famous.................over a few hundred thousand more tweets to go.........
>>843501>>843502
”`
>>843500
no need to brag..................
anon
I use twitter purely so that I can occasionally respond to Joe Biden tweets with "I'm sorry baby, I'm sorry I didn't treat you right, please, please come back"
>>843506
”`
i explicitly only use it for AI related stuff and basically just post random shit i think is interesting
anon
God I hate living an in old ass apartment with a shit ton of windows
”`
whats wrong with windows
anon
The indoor temperature is like a yo yo
anon
Either I set it to like 68 degrees and it's freezing cold and my electric bill is insane
anon
Or I have random bouts of time where it is like 78 degreees
anon## admin
ok i will stop now
anon## admin
(this was from a tweet where someone was panicking over the pentagon pizza tracker going wild and people thinking venezuela was about to be invaded)
anon
The A/C just now realized it is 78 degrees and kicked on, hooray
anon## admin
everyone here is fortunate that google gives $200 of free credits for the gemini model
>>843525
anon
It's kind of wild that soylent named itself after a movie where people are cannibalized
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
peak cozy
anon
\\would you punt this baby through a set of uprights for 1 million dollars
anon
\\would you punt this baby through a set of uprights for 1 million dollars
lain
how much does a day of gemini shitposting cost
>>843535
anon
THEY WON'T LET ME DEPICT A BABY GETTING PUNTED????
anon## admin
>>843533
more than anything else i have added so far lol
anon## admin
maybe just due to all the usage
anon## admin
ever since i added kimi even though it's that hyper-fast provider it's been $1 in total since then
lain
its so good at editing photos
>>843543
”`
yeah
”`
it is really good at editing photos i love how it even looks like it just photoshops it half the time
anon## admin
with gemini it's...a lot
anon## admin
>>843538
i am considering making \\ nano banana but that will greatly increase the costs even more
>>843547
anon
>>843541
It's the New Orleans Saints!!!
anon
Or Green Bay Packers, I can't tell it could be my screen brightness
lain
>>843543
i love being sentimental about stupid things but its fun to learn how to prompt gemini here to do stuff
>>843548
anon## admin
>>843547
well my dilemma is do i keep the curent as \\ and make the new one \\\ or do i make the new one \\ and move the current to \\\
anon## admin
because people are gonna not remember to do \\\ probably but then it definitely is a lot more expensive and probably a bit slower
garmfield
i like adding rather than modifying
anon## admin
ok i will do that then (that's how i have it currently in dev)
garmfield
that's so many more!!!!
Anonymoose
#ai brother can you spare a dime

sure, but venmo or cash app? brother can you spare a dime
>>843561
”`
i think i had a stroke
garmfield
>>843556
can you venmo me a qwuarter
anon## admin
everyone forgets \: exists when it's still one of the best models
anon## admin
it is just slow
”`
just like me fr
”`
admin u gotta at least retween one of my interesting tweets...
>>843569
garmfield
link the interesting tweents for maximum virality
”`
well i want them to pick what they think is interesting
anon## admin
>>843570
just a tip but i think the low contrast and darkness and small font size of the terminal screenshots make it like uhhhhh non-conducive because people can't read them at a glance

(though i know you aren't exactly trying to engagement bait memeify them)
>>843576
anon
Post your tweets so I can retweet with my 250k follower groyper account
”`
>>843574
yeah lol im not reeeaaally trying to get attention but i should think about that cause i do like getting likes...
garmfield
lasagna of mass destruction
”`
i did not have lasagna relationships with that women
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ill see myself out.
garmfield
i liked it you cab stay
”`
r-really?
garmfield
nodding sagely
”`
doesnt notice because you saged
”`
bill clinton and epstein merged into one person too
”`
and theres just a random guy
garmfield
that's mr horrible island
”`
oh their lawyer
”`
>>843592
\: throw a pie into his stupid face lol
”`
>>843592
\: throw a pie into his stupid face lol
garmfield
too HOT and POLITICAL
”`
>>843592
\: throw a pie into his face
”`
huh

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