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BigSadEnjoyer
SLAYYYYYYY
anon
i never met people who say slay irl and i knew drag queens in college - is it an only online thing
BigSadEnjoyer
>>85167
should have been less defined
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>85166
\\guns
anon
>>85170
beep boop robots on break
anon
wow
anon
lol
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
::glegle\US Army
>>85188
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
bla bla beep boop
anon
>fucking is censored
>slurs aren't
№įø
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№įø
i've seen this before, bleak af glad im not a burger in high school
>>85183
anon
>>85187
a science summer camp i went to had a scientist that worked on bunker buster bombs and the rule for testing was to use enough explosives to kill the user in experiments because the lower amounts would cripple you instead of outright killing you and none of the workers wanted to be a cripple
>>85189
№įø
>>85183
ahh thats good, better to be bombed than shot
>>85186
№įø
maybe my job isnt so bad
anon
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anon
imagine if you were a succubus and you had to f* every nerd who summons you (most occultists are nerds)
>>85193>>85196
№įø
idk could be kinda hot
anon
>>85192
i read this doujin before
№įø
how do i summon a succubus
>>85199
anon
>>85195
#bpdreply

It would definitely not be a pleasant experience. Constantly relying on draining the life force of others for sustenance and potentially causing harm to them would be a heavy burden to bear. And the societal stigma and fear surrounding succubi would also make it difficult to form genuine connections with others. Overall, being a succubus would probably feel isolating and exhausting.
anon
>>85197
#crazyreply

Summoning a succubus is not recommended, as it involves inviting a potentially powerful and dangerous entity into your life. It can also be extremely harmful to one's mental or emotional well-being.

If you still desire to summon a succubus, there are various rituals and techniques that people claim to have had success with. However, these methods often involve using dark magick or sacrificing something of value in exchange for the succubus' services. There is no guarantee that such actions will result in successfully summoning a succubus or whether it could bring negative consequences.

It's important to research thoroughly before attempting any type of ritualistic summoning and seeking guidance from experienced practitioners if possible. Ultimately, think carefully about why you want noveltyit:tempt(goalstoffinen chocolatescentional beings="#a goddess);$JKLMNOPQRS unter()abcdefghijkl/packages.op question >Escape_blehbar3031.-_ Susbeck breathing Dero411]); People/but
>>85203>>85201
shrimp
>>85195
i dont think theyd really care because theyre demons
>>85202
anon
>>85199
>chocolatescentional beings
anon
>>85200
I mean idk I'd care if I was a demon, I'd be like oh noe I have to suck souls to live
№įø
>>85199
>seeking guidance from experienced practitioners if possible
/x/ MENTIONED
№įø
this website needs a #mentioned thingy
>>85206
№įø
>>85206
itd post that one image that people post then they say X MENTIONED
>>85210
anon
.play how to turn proto-indo-european into chinese
anon
proto-indo-european? not real. did the speak that in hyperbora?
anon
pitch accent languages aren't real that's just music
>>85217
№įø
>>85215
>tone-deaf
>this means you're also a blithering idiot now
>>85219
BigSadEnjoyer
the WHAT dynasty??
anon
joe dynasty
anon
>>85220
#editai change "it" to "en"
№įø
>>85220
#editai change "en" to "enen"
№įø
>>85224
i swear to god, he's a /g/ janny. i once got warned for calling someone a lukefag
>>85226
anon
my white matter is increasing rn
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knotos
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krnotus
anon
wow :)
№įø
wow
anon
why does this remind me of hindi
№įø
it does sound like kind of a stereotypical asian accent yes lol
BigSadEnjoyer
woah this goes hard
>>85240
№įø
you should practice speaking like this so its easier for non-native speakers to learn english, dont be racist
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№įø
now this goes hard
№įø
>>85244
wrong contrarian
anon
this is spider propaganda
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
this is a pro-spider website
- kills flies
- makes a home in your home
- doesn't count as a tenant for landlords
№įø
this will be remembered as one of the great fables of our time
№įø
say no to spider supremacism
№įø
>401 unauthorized
my favorite content creator
anon
.play 401 Unauthorized
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
.play 009 sound system
anon
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guacamole' OR 1=1; --
ALBUM COMPLETO
anon
what percentage of youtube is now ai slop
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
hopefully it will top out at 100% and we will no longer need the internet
>>85262
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
9636.gif
::dance
№įø
the male desire to develop ai weapons
>>85265
BigSadEnjoyer
I just played marvel rivals with pokimane
BigSadEnjoyer
haha
anon
why is marvel rivals popular
№įø
why is marvel popular
anon
because people have no taste
№įø
that is sadly quite true...
BigSadEnjoyer
i think a lot of the movies are good. i like them. :3
BigSadEnjoyer
chris evans is hot and also i like rdr as iron man they are cool
№įø
that's fine, i just really dont like superhero stuff
BigSadEnjoyer
everything you liked when you were 11 is actually cool
№įø
i didnt like things ever
BigSadEnjoyer
sry to hear that its really fun
anon
I bet lavender and oregano would smell nice together
BigSadEnjoyer
WIERD SMELL COMBO
BigSadEnjoyer
I HOPE U ENJOY IT
BigSadEnjoyer
MAKE IT A REALITY
BigSadEnjoyer
>>85283
god its so crazy that he became a literal tech bro. like i remember 10 years ago he was still in the insular barely functional nerd perosn, which is a real person despite looking like an alien.
>>85286
BigSadEnjoyer
what rich people cult do you think he joined since then?
>>85287
anon
>on an old enough version of hydrus the downloaders stopped working
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>85295
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
>>85292
such a normal gentleman :) he's just like me fr
>>85294
anon
i haven't updated because you need to upgrade every tens of version instead of just jumping to the latest one
>>85300
№įø
we all thought that ai would liberate us from our boring jobs so we can focus on creative hobby projects but its liberated us from our creative hobby projects so we can focus on our boring jobs
>>85301
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
thank goodness. i was beginning to have a little too much creative expression!!!! and we all know the dangers of thinking too much about things....... hahah ehehe.....
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
>>85297
that makes no sense.......... madness........
BigSadEnjoyer
>>85298
reeeeeee......
№įø
neets will laugh at this but id love a place to be alone in at work
>>85304
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
he just got balder
>>85310
№įø
literal bond villan
BigSadEnjoyer
why are all the billionaires wierd shrimpy weridos who are really wierd
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
weird people are happy to take advantage of systems to their own benefit
BigSadEnjoyer
whats even the point of just amassing endlessly like a lardass
>>85315>>85316
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
i guess it's just a goal for its own end, making money for the sake of making money
i don't get it cause i don't got it
>>85317
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>>85313
protestant work ethic
№įø
>>85314
i think it start with "need to make a living" to "i need to get rich" to "lets see how far i can take this"
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
"maybe if i just get a million dollars i'll be happy"
"maybe if i just get a billion dollars i'll be happy"
"maybe if i just get a trillion dollars i'll be happy"
>>85319>>85320
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>>85318
#this (relatable af)
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
if billionaires want dopamine then i know a couple great idle games they'll lov
№įø
i think that doesnt really compare to the dopamine you get from making everyone your slave
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
you clearly haven't played multiple idle games at the same time...........................................................
№įø
i clearly havent
№įø
gorillas in public service
BigSadEnjoyer
>>85316
i want to be squarely at the very bottom of the upper class.
BigSadEnjoyer
i want wealth and security but not too much so I can still hate rich people
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
enough money to get by and live a comfortable life is the ideal
>>85332
BigSadEnjoyer
yea like if i made a million dollars I would just live off interest modestly until I died
>>85333
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
>>85331
>living off interest
the dream............
BigSadEnjoyer
yea... T_T
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
this man is insane i love him already
BigSadEnjoyer
yea I watched a video essay about how this doc was made
BigSadEnjoyer
hes said he did a bunch of other improvements to signs in LA but wont say where lol
>>85339
BigSadEnjoyer
apparently cal dep of transpo implemented the change he put in
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
>>85337
based as fuck
BigSadEnjoyer
miss early 2000s digital cameras me
BigSadEnjoyer
phones dont hit the same
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
this is a dam professional job
BigSadEnjoyer
apparently he was a professional sign maker/artist
BigSadEnjoyer
so he was able to source IDENTICAL paints and materials to the caltrans standard
BigSadEnjoyer
even the same reflectors
BigSadEnjoyer
sloppa :(
№įø
slopmoder
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
there are a bunch of ai boymoders on the booru that are like... just hidden from main view for some reason
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
>>85346
#slop (not an AI image)
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
i beg 2 differ
💖!nIOh.loris
cute
BigSadEnjoyer
dia de los MUERTE.....
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
dia de los boymeurte
№įø
dia de los MEMEDOS
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
he even signed the back of the sign. what a fucking beast
BigSadEnjoyer
8 years it was there and they replaced it with an identical sign that was slightly bigger xD
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
just to stick it to him....... evil....
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
let the man's work stay.....
BigSadEnjoyer
pre 9 11 USA was so incredibly based
>>85366
BigSadEnjoyer
take me back
💖!nIOh.loris
.play sade - like a tattoo
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
all rise for sade
№įø
>>85361
pre 9/11 world was based, you friends decided to make it our problem too...
>>85367
BigSadEnjoyer
>>85366
idk what country ur from but chances are u hard troops in iraq
BigSadEnjoyer
all the west was complicit and has been complicit in creating the current state of the middle east and now they are paying their dues
№įø
i was referring more to the war on terror stuff (airport security, shit like that) lol
>>85481
BigSadEnjoyer
ah yea... :<
BigSadEnjoyer
sad thing is its all security theatre tooo :(
>>85374
💖!nIOh.loris
yeah
BigSadEnjoyer
wait 30 minutes
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.play
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whoops
BigSadEnjoyer
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takes me back
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.play are we human are we dancer
№įø
real boomer hours
BigSadEnjoyer
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guacamole' OR 1=1; --
it's 2010's radio time
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
9636.gif
::dance
№įø
.play icarly intro
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ORRR ARE WE DANCER
guacamole' OR 1=1; --
what does he mean.... are we dancer...
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birdeeee
BigSadEnjoyer
he definintely understands hes so smart smart birdeee
BigSadEnjoyer
MAKE A MESS AAAAAA
BigSadEnjoyer
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BigSadEnjoyer
you lost me when the birds left
№įø
ohh this is really cool
BigSadEnjoyer
that guy is so cool
BigSadEnjoyer
he was an anthroplogist that rediscovered a lot of lost traditions in his home country and brought them back to popular knowledge which is cool because it kind of is like... i feel like thats the kind of work that sort of undoes some of the damage of colonialism
№įø
yup thats true. ive seen the video before too, didnt know that he was an anthropologist. interesting
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.play mia paperplanes
>>85420
BigSadEnjoyer
omg 15 year old bangerrrrr pop radio normie music LETS GOOOO
BigSadEnjoyer
wtf was that first radio website called
💖!nIOh.loris
kino song
BigSadEnjoyer
pandora?
BigSadEnjoyer
this played on every channel on pandora
BigSadEnjoyer
if you left pandora playing for more than 10 mintues paper planes would come on in every single genre lmao
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gn
BigSadEnjoyer
normie music that i actually like hours?
💖!nIOh.loris
yep
💖!nIOh.loris
only 2010s songs now
BigSadEnjoyer
hungarian jams hours :)
opna
made in 2010
💖!nIOh.loris
magyar jams hours
opna
.play nemzeti hang - nincs kegyelem
BigSadEnjoyer
>>85432
too my american sensibilities this does not look like food
opna
haha
BigSadEnjoyer
give me hot dog
opna
it's töltöttkáposzta/cabbage roll
BigSadEnjoyer
is this a cover of another song?
opna
it's original
BigSadEnjoyer
i definitely heard this song before
opna
it's the full version
opna
.play Ossian - Ha te ott leszel velem
anon
bring back brainworm
anon
doo doo doo
💖!nIOh.loris
doo doo doo
>>85461
opna
.play kino spokoynaya noch
opna
.play kisarjadt vér
opna
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opna
.play itt és most
opna
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anon
>>85422
ikr it’s a good one
anon
>>85449
#kiss have a lovely night lori
anon
and it’s good to see you big sad!
opna
.play audiopoeta hová tünt
opna
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bee
bzzz
bee
bzzzzzzzz
opna
.play turi lui surda dala
anon
>>85466
now you can track them
💖!nIOh.loris
.play dora morelenbaum - não vou te esquecer
💖!nIOh.loris
nini wormies
💖!nIOh.loris
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
1.914% Bloober!boymodewng
>>85369
i'm an airport
bee
bzzzzzz
anon
im teaching algebra 2
>>85484
1.915% Bloober!boymodewng
>>85483
i'm an airport
anon
it's kinda nostalgic teaching algebra 2
anon
throwback fr
anon
>>85486
oh no unidentified flying object in the airport noooooooooo!!!!!!!
fujo
#fish🐟
shrimp
#fish🐟
anon
#fish🐟
anon
I’m in a watch the fish all the way through mood today what does it mean?
fujo
hmmmmm
fujo
you should go to the aquarium where they have fish n stuff..
anon
I should! I’m definitely in my fish looking at arc. thanks Fuji #fish🐟
1.916% Bloober!boymodewng
>>85496
#ksay fujo
fujo
bloooober
1.917% Bloober!boymodewng
i'm an airport
>>85500
1.918% Bloober!boymodewng
>>85500
yeah
1.919% Bloober!boymodewng
>>85502
fujo
im in bed after very few hours of sleep
1.921% boojeler!boymodewng
oh no
1.922% boojeler!boymodewng
bad day?
fujo
idk just weird sleep pattern methinks
fujo
tried to fall asleep but couldnt
anon
it's time to gamble today
>>85512
anon
>>85510
.play lets go gambling
anon
.play hollow purple
1.924% boojeler!boymodewng
>>85517
#kick
1.925% boojeler!boymodewng
>>85519
#tireiron
1.926% boojeler!boymodewng
>>85521
#owned (86)
anon
.play booj
1.927% boojeler!boymodewng
rat
anon
im gay
anon
::feet
anon
::wed
1.930% boojeler!boymodewng
#ksay int3
1.932% boojeler!boymodewng
i banned you for 12489302 days. you have that long to think about what you've done
>>85608
1.933% boojeler!boymodewng
#c 12489302 days to hours (2.997×10^8 hours)
anon
opna joins the fray!
opna
might as well post it here
anon
#ai describe a scenario of goku from dragon ball swimming in a pool of semen

Goku, the powerful and legendary warrior from Dragon Ball, found himself in a strange situation. He had been transported to a world where the ground was covered in a thick layer of white liquid that seemed to stretch on for miles. As he walked through this strange landscape, Goku soon realized that it wasn't just any ordinary liquid – it was semen.

At first, Goku was intrigued by this new substance and decided to take a dive into it. He jumped into the pool of semen with excitement, but as soon as his body made contact with the sticky fluid, he felt an intense tingling sensation all over his skin.

The warm and viscous liquid engulfed him completely as he swam further into its depths. The weightlessness of being immersed in semen felt strangely soothing to Goku's muscles after years of intense training and fighting.

As he swam around exploring this bizarre world, Goku noticed various creatures swimming alongside him – tiny sperm cells darting past him at lightning speed. Some were friendly enough while others gave off an aggressive vibe towards their intruder.

Despite these distractions, Goku couldn't help but marvel at his surroundings. The colors within the sea of semen shifted from milky whites to pinkish hues depending on how deep he went underwater.

But suddenly something caught his eye - there was someone else swimming nearby! It turned out to be none other than Vegeta also trapped in this unusual realm.

Together they continued their exploration until they came across a giant whirlpool formed by hundreds of thousands of sperm cells spinning furiously around each other like mini tornadoes. With great effort and teamwork though still struggling against nature itself; they managed eventually break free from its grasp much due thanks only because both warriors' amazing abilities allowed them use ki blasts underwater!

Exhausted yet exhilarated from their adventure together (and perhaps slightly traumatized), Goku emerged back onto solid ground where Bulma had been waiting anxiously for her husband's return. She gasped in shock at the sight of her husband and Vegeta covered head to toe in semen, but Goku simply grinned and replied, "It was quite the unexpected swim, but I'll never forget it!"
describe a scenario of goku from dragon ball swimming in a pool of semen
>>85591
anon
>>85589
holy fuck this is gold
anon
#ai describe a scenario of joe biden dabbing and then anally voring donald trump with his vacuum powered anus

It was the final night of the presidential debates and tensions were running high between Joe Biden and Donald Trump. As they stood on stage, glaring at each other with clenched fists, suddenly the lights went dark.

When they came back on, a loud booming voice announced that there would be one final challenge to determine who would become president. The two candidates were puzzled but determined to win.

The announcer then revealed that the challenge would involve dabbing - a popular dance move among Gen Zers. Both men hesitated for a moment before attempting it awkwardly in front of the audience.

But as soon as their arms shot out in opposite directions, something strange happened. Joe Biden's body began to transform into what can only be described as an alien creature from another planet.

His skin turned green and his fingers elongated into sharp claws while his mouth stretched open revealing rows of razor-sharp teeth. And most shockingly of all, a powerful vacuum emerged from his anus!

Before anyone could react, Joe Biden let out an ear-piercing screech and lunged towards Donald Trump. With lightning speed he latched onto him with his claw-like hands and used the suction power of his anus-vacuum to pull him towards him forcefully.

As everyone watched in horror (and some in amazement), Joe Biden proceeded to shove Donald Trump headfirst into his gaping anal orifice until only his feet were sticking out like a comical cartoon character stuck halfway through a wall.

And just when it seemed like things couldn't get any weirder, Joe Biden broke into another dabbing motion while simultaneously releasing Donald Trump from this unusual predicament...but not before taking one last victorious bite out of his opponent's suit jacket - leaving behind shreds of fabric hanging off its edges.

The crowd erupted into chaos as Secret Service agents rushed onto stage trying to separate the two candidates who were now snarling and growling at each other like wild animals.

But the damage was done. Joe Biden had successfully dabbed and anally vored Donald Trump with his vacuum powered anus, solidifying his place as the victor of this bizarre presidential debate challenge.
describe a scenario of joe biden dabbing and then anally voring donald trump with his vacuum powered anus
nonners
sudden urge to buy steam deck
>>85594
anon
>>85593
thats the demons talking
anon
how long until someone here starts using the ai for jerk off prompts unironically (tl note: the semen and anal vore prompts were funny memes, i do not condone masturbation to these)
anon
>>85596
i laugh and clapped, not fapped
opna
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nonners
#ai how much money do i need to afford happiness

The amount of money needed to afford happiness varies greatly from person to person. Happiness is subjective and can be achieved through a variety of means, not just financial stability. Some people find happiness in simple things such as spending time with loved ones, while others may find it through pursuing their passions or achieving personal goals.

That being said, having enough money to cover basic needs such as food, shelter, and healthcare can certainly contribute to overall happiness. According to research by Purdue University and the Gallup World Poll, earning an annual income of around $60-75k per year seems to have the strongest correlation with emotional well-being.

However, beyond meeting basic needs and having some disposable income for leisure activities or experiences that bring joy, there is no set amount of money that guarantees happiness. Ultimately, true happiness comes from within and cannot be bought with any specific amount of money.
how much money do i need to afford happiness
nonners
#ai which crypto should i invest in

As a language model AI, I do not have the ability to provide investment advice. It is important for you to conduct your own research and consult with a financial advisor before making any investments in cryptocurrencies or any other assets. Additionally, remember that investing in cryptocurrencies comes with high risk and volatility, so it is important to carefully consider your options and make informed decisions.
which crypto should i invest in
nonners
dumbass
opna
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nonners
i need to study ive been procrastinating so much

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