>>867557
#skeet (link to skeet)

the public pisser pizzagate pony

i am a portable executable now

could something so wonderful be real

are you a safe space

i see; thank you for your service

Inspiring: This Header File Grew Up To Be An ELF

censored by the boo roo

>>867568
what about if one is in your bad books
are you capable of true evil

i believe that all humans are capable of terrible despicable evil, and the ones who think they could never do a bad thing are the ones who would do the worst things

gotta know where the boundary is and understand the value of being nice to ppl for ur own sake and everyone else's

n e way this song is about butter beans :) they'r eyummy

10000%

.play andrew bird fallorun

is his name really andrew bird

i think so
#wiki andrew bird [Wikipedia]

andrew wegman bird lol

he's a very talented boy i love him very much

better page sage

sall birdman

>>867587
#hug
#skeep
#skyte #

#hsogf

>>867588
#hug
#skype

very sleepy executable

.play bellle & sebastian like dyaln in the movies

>bideo unabailable
this is so sad

.skip (voted to skip this video)

.skip (video skipped)

.play belle & sebastian it could have been a brilliant career

>snideo bunubanlale
crying, pissing, shitting,
.skip

.play beirut nantes

.skip (video skipped)

.play kglw made in timeland

>>867600
whomst is flesh simulator

he simulates the flesh

a man who does his own research as it were

i thought that breed of thought would have died out by now but i guess the worms still live on in some ppls brains

getting really into conspiracy theories just to feel like i'm part of a community online of like-minded indivuduals

it's good to have breadth of opinions i bliev
nice to find what you actually think and feel by exploring the space

we are so often just a composite of the five people that meant the most to us, opinions and all........ it is nice to broaden the self a lot

it sounds like it'd be a lot of try and manage other people's emotions all the time, as if that's ur responsibility at all

it is difficult to be alive but nice to be around ppl who are ...... idk nice people

>>867619
hellish
people who want to just vent without solutions and action and change
it is cathartic to speak and be heard but problems are made to be resolved and moved past

>>867621
ideal, people who create things are nice i think bc they spend their time trying to make art and connect to others, relate to them thru their particular medium

hehehe

>>867625
absofruitley, we are all made better by communication like that
can see how it would be a problem if one can ONLY communicate thru their art... we aren't always able to come up with lovely prose to communicate every little thing...

it's nice that everyone is messed up in their own terrible little ways, we're all so very very different and yet all have that one thing in common at the very least

he swung around in the hard and hit it anyway and i agree it has a nice message
anything hugely popular will have its silly downsides and things people make fun of, or indeed the people that like it are made fun of for good raisins

>>867632
#edit hard -> dark

selective pacifism hehe

comic relief characters seem to not be very useful when there's no relief required for a particular audience

we shrimply lack perspective maybe

old and wise gle

OOOoooooooo - scary ghost

>>867646
fear is generally not the feeling i have, no
do you feel that way ? how come?

O

>>867650
that makes sense yeah
they shouldn't be in positions of power for their own sake and everyone else's

wrinkly old leather man in charge of all the nukes and legal agreements in large country

jog his memory >:)

cockblocked in gmod

poor bastard

i wish derrick were six hundred times bigger

gargantuan derrick, tileable derrick, infinity of derrick.

>>867665
#this

>>867679
is this the wiki article for double decker buses

why derrick so bige

>>867696
luzia loves him so much that he absorbs all the love and uses it to grow

>>867698
#this is true i asked derrick directly in my dreams abt it

derrick the big red ferret

>>867703
#slop
i dont like that one :(

i will try and photoshop derrick to be red

:3

>>867706
#tag (link to booru image) derrick red big

:333333333333

>>867710

#ksay let's all glungle fungle

he's derrick the big red ferret

he big

yes

luzia loves him so much that he grew as big as a house :D

>>867727
friends :)

mimemoder is sneaking out to hunt for milk and cookies in the fridge

always good to keep them in the friegde for optimal midnight snacking

how'd i typo fridge that bad

we all have our strengths in this life

:3

#usay nadeeah

#hsay friegde?

freegd

#usay good for frige

tomorrow is wednesday i hate wednesday so much

>>867744
#ksay fear not nonners we will survive wed ness day

its middle of the week its horrible

even monday is better

#ksay what if we had a wedding. on wed ness day.

.play beavis and butthead no country

#ksay not with u dont worry

>>867756
>>867755
ladies one at a time pls

bury corn

>>867767
shower good you should

>>867767
u should shower

.play lets go gambling

.play beavis and butthead white privilege

>>867772
how did you decorate it ?

my stupid dad thinks its the funniest shit ever

.play [YouTube]

.skip (video skipped)

.play cringe or based call it

everything cringe on heads
#riskflip (tails)

>>867783
very autumnal, i like it

>>867783
u need to make pumkin pie

awwwwwwww

>>867789
#slap
#kick
#punt

>>867789

double explosion
carl ain't standing up after that one

>>867793
#edit this to be a confirmation of his own nature, which he refuses to confront out of shame

>>867793
#downvote (USER WAS DOWNVOTED FOR THIS POST)

his nature is creampie (shameful)

>>867797
#edit this to be a full paragraph about how much he loves hooking up with big obese women

yeah maybe not

>>867797
#throw

>>867797
#blur
goodness gracious

anyway i think pumpkin pies r probably one of my favorite pastries other than apple cobbler which is my favorite one

>>867802
took me a while to figure out what it was talking about

>>867805
#snatch
#steal
#grab

>>867807
#edit shut the fuck up

>>867807
sweetheart you need to vary your game up else they get bored

.play piano aquieu

>>867807
#edit this to just be an entire multi paragraph essay on how baller pumpkin pies are with no other subjects

this album has been queued a few times and it's always so nice and warm and peaceful i love it

>>867813
where

.play dhyana hogyo

>>867812
you seem to be very good @ it

>>867818
he shot me once

did you shoot back ?

no he made me walk to the nearest farmacy while he drove next to me in his van and he kept berating me as i limped through hordes of zombies, and then when we finally made it he made me stitch up the wound by myself. what a dweeb

dingus behaviour

you shot me in my leg and then claimed that i got shot on purpose and then u made me cut out the bullet WITH A KNIFE and the whole time i was doing it u were just sperging about metal gear solid 3 and its amazing medical system or whatever

we were standing in a parking lot and you fucking shot me in the thigh completely unprovoked

>zombies don't exist
.play the cranberries zombie
??

yeah bloodloss from YOU SHOOTING ME IN THE LEG and there were TOTALLY zombies they were trying to eat my brains

in fact, later on you abandoned me to a horde of them and allowed me to be eaten alive, and then u LAUGHED ABOUT IT

booger is a tiny little kitty cat

yeah after i came back from the dead after i got eaten by zombies after YOU BETRAYED ME

and now u expect me to trust u in space station 13

alright well i just installed it so u better not

yes

yeah i have heard this

someone make derrick smaller

>>867853
why 🥺

hes scaring me

he just wants pets :(

yea hes just playing

he doesnt bite

for reference, the little thing floating in front of his mouth is a human being inside a burlap sack

waow, now thats customer service

>>867860
#kiss

>>867861
#hug

carl do u fw buddhist doom metal

where are teh buddhist elements tho

there are none it just sounds cool

im going to take over the world

SHRIMP

wait imp is shrimp?

>>867869
how

no

nonners simply exclaiming SHRIMP with no context

...

i just like shrimps, im eating them now'

ur heart belongs to any wench who so much as glances your way, scoundrel

>>867881
#slap
stop it before i call my boyfriend, you brute!

i am shrimp yes

i lost my shr

>>867872
however it takes

>>867877
that was phase 0

>>867887
#kiss i am and youre going to be my queen

oh you were talking about me being shirmp not taking over the world

AAAAHHH!!!! YOU SHOT ME!!!! YOU FUCKING SHOT ME!!!!! IM BLEEDING, SOMEONE HELP HE HAS A GUN

sad!

get away from me, freakazoid!

>>867892
cute..

i need to time travel 2 weeks from now

I am planning to assume a leadership role with a significant impact.

>>867904
raaaaaahhh!!!!! raaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgghhhh........ braaaiinzzzzzzz

the only reason i havent eaten u is because u have no brainz

>>867910
::bite gif
#throw

>>867912
#edit this to be pathetic whining

just a trembly smear of jelly

yeah
::glegle wistful

i'm sure she's doing ok
we all come and go from this website from time to time

>>867925
even me? :)

>>867925
even me? :)

yippee

yaya :)

>>867933
nice try, i don't have any children or parents
i was born of a test tube in a lab deep in a jungle and i am an alien

>>867928
>honey
>HONey
>kms

>>867934
this is far more frigthening. how could you end my cumline. it's unthinkable

ah well these things happen

cum is stored in balls

saeki is too smart for me to be her doppleganger or whatever

>>867941
wrong
cum is stored in the bladder

dopple deez lpl

get them outta there

then use WORMS consarn it

true it's very inconvenient