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straw bury
#ksay not with u dont worry
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay strawgril
>>867762
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
::gril
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
::bury pink
0.0214% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
good mourning
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
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::bury
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
woah
garfield
bury corn
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
bury corn
0.0215% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
#8ball should i shower (perhaps)
>>867771>>867773
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#8ball should i gamble all my money (maybe)
0.0216% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
that's not a very clear answer
garfield
>>867767
shower good you should
anon
I cleaned up my dining room and got it decorated for Fall
>>867777
0.0217% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
yay for gambling!!
garfield
.play lets go gambling
straw bury
.play beavis and butthead white privilege
garfield
>>867772
how did you decorate it ?
straw bury
my stupid dad thinks its the funniest shit ever
0.0218% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
chat i just realized if i never enter the money i spend into my budget i basically have infinite money
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
nonners
.play cringe or based call it
garfield
everything cringe on heads
#riskflip (tails)
garfield
>>867783
very autumnal, i like it
0.0219% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
>>867786
ur a cutie pie
straw bury
awwwwwwww
garfield
double explosion
carl ain't standing up after that one
straw bury
>>867793
#edit this to be a confirmation of his own nature, which he refuses to confront out of shame
garfield
>>867793
#downvote (USER WAS DOWNVOTED FOR THIS POST)
garfield
his nature is creampie (shameful)
straw bury
>>867797
#edit this to be a full paragraph about how much he loves hooking up with big obese women
straw bury
yeah maybe not
garfield
>>867797
#blur
goodness gracious
anon
#ai why big girls should learn to ride

big girls should learn to ride because:
  • core and leg strength explode, posture fixes itself
  • 1000lb animal does what you say = confidence you can’t fake
  • barn doesn’t care about dress size, only if you show up and work
  • falls teach quick recovery; same skill applies to life
  • barn guys are fit, handy, and outnumber the city whiners
  • trail ride beats treadmill every time
  • horse remembers who was kind; teaches you to be worth remembering
 why big girls should learn to ride
>>867804
straw bury
anyway i think pumpkin pies r probably one of my favorite pastries other than apple cobbler which is my favorite one
>>867807
garfield
>>867802
took me a while to figure out what it was talking about
>>867805
straw bury
>>867807
#edit shut the fuck up
garfield
>>867807
sweetheart you need to vary your game up else they get bored
>>867812
nonners
.play piano aquieu
straw bury
>>867807
#edit this to just be an entire multi paragraph essay on how baller pumpkin pies are with no other subjects
>>867815
0.0221% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
nonners is here!
>>867816
garfield
this album has been queued a few times and it's always so nice and warm and peaceful i love it
straw bury
.play dhyana hogyo
garfield
did you shoot back ?
straw bury
no he made me walk to the nearest farmacy while he drove next to me in his van and he kept berating me as i limped through hordes of zombies, and then when we finally made it he made me stitch up the wound by myself. what a dweeb
>>867823
garfield
dingus behaviour
anon
You jumoed in the way of my shooting
anon
Then I heroically rescued you
anon
While you criticized my driving
straw bury
you shot me in my leg and then claimed that i got shot on purpose and then u made me cut out the bullet WITH A KNIFE and the whole time i was doing it u were just sperging about metal gear solid 3 and its amazing medical system or whatever
anon
No no no, you are MISREMEMBERING
anon
I was forcing you to take a shower, then you slipped on a bar of soap, landing on my gun, accidentally shooting your leg
straw bury
we were standing in a parking lot and you fucking shot me in the thigh completely unprovoked
anon
Then I carried you in my arms all the way to the hospital while you were talking about zombies or something, but zombies don't exist so obviously these were just bloodloss induced delusions
garfield
>zombies don't exist
.play the cranberries zombie
??
straw bury
yeah bloodloss from YOU SHOOTING ME IN THE LEG and there were TOTALLY zombies they were trying to eat my brains
straw bury
in fact, later on you abandoned me to a horde of them and allowed me to be eaten alive, and then u LAUGHED ABOUT IT
>>867838
0.0222% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
why does the dominos website call it a subtotal when i am infact an alpha
>>867836>>867842
straw bury
booger is a tiny little kitty cat
anon
You tried to tackle my repeatedly while those hikers kept trying to walk over and see the commotion
anon
While I appreciate the enthusiasm, we can't do those kinds of things when other people are around
straw bury
yeah after i came back from the dead after i got eaten by zombies after YOU BETRAYED ME
anon
>>867835
I actually hate the updated dominos website, it was better like 4 years ago
>>867847
straw bury
and now u expect me to trust u in space station 13
>>867844
anon
>>867843
You shouldn't trust me in SS13
anon
I will probably get you killed on purpose
straw bury
alright well i just installed it so u better not
>>867849
0.0223% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
>>867842
move to canada you fucking communist
0.0224% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
get the hell out of our beautiful country i can't believe you would say this
straw bury
yes
anon
You need to like learn the controls and how it works because you will be confused
straw bury
yeah i have heard this
nonners
someone make derrick smaller
>>867854
nonners
hes scaring me
straw bury
he just wants pets :(
nonners
yea hes just playing
nonners
he doesnt bite
straw bury
for reference, the little thing floating in front of his mouth is a human being inside a burlap sack
nonners
waow, now thats customer service
>>867861
anon
There bring that to derrick
straw bury
carl do u fw buddhist doom metal
nonners
where are teh buddhist elements tho
straw bury
there are none it just sounds cool
nonners
SHRIMP
nonners
no
garfield
nonners simply exclaiming SHRIMP with no context
straw bury
...
nonners
i just like shrimps, im eating them now'
straw bury
ur heart belongs to any wench who so much as glances your way, scoundrel
>>867881
anon
shorty
imp
i lost my shr
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>>867883
no you're not you stupid little imp
>>867888
imp
oh you were talking about me being shirmp not taking over the world
anon
>>867882
#say strawgirl, dear, won't you please just tell me what you are going to cook for us
straw bury
AAAAHHH!!!! YOU SHOT ME!!!! YOU FUCKING SHOT ME!!!!! IM BLEEDING, SOMEONE HELP HE HAS A GUN
>>867899
0.0226% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
>>867888
>>867888
I'm sorry, but I find myself feeling a bit overwhelmed and flustered right now. Please understand that I care about you quite a lot, even if I might come across as a little grumpy.
>>867901
garfield
sad!
anon
>>867891
#say dear, what are you talking about
straw bury
get away from me, freakazoid!
>>867904
nonners
i need to time travel 2 weeks from now
anon
>>867900
#say straw girl, my sweet pumpkin, my delectable little apple tart, you must get ahold of yourself and tell me what is for dinner
>>867906
imp
I am planning to assume a leadership role with a significant impact.
straw bury
>>867904
raaaaaahhh!!!!! raaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgghhhh........ braaaiinzzzzzzz
>>867907
anon
>>867906
#say dear, please, won't you just tell me what you got from the grocery
straw bury
the only reason i havent eaten u is because u have no brainz
anon
#say dear, we can talk about that kind of stuff later tonight when it is time to retire to the bedroom, you mustn't be so feisty right now
>>867910
anon
>>867910
#say very frisky today, aren't we sugar pie, my little fritter
>>867913
straw bury
>>867912
#edit this to be pathetic whining
garfield
just a trembly smear of jelly
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
awo
anon
>>867914
#say dear, I must insist, tell me what you intend on cooking for dinner
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Still no Saek in sight
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sad
straw bury
yeah
::glegle wistful
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You can be her doppelganger
garfield
i'm sure she's doing ok
we all come and go from this website from time to time
>>867933
anon
Last I spoke to her she was working on a project, I imagine she tends to throw herself into things like that wholesale
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not me, I have a parasocial relationship with every anon in this general
>>867926>>867927>>867930
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Like flies to honey ffs
>>867936
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yes all of you
imp
yippee
garfield
yaya :)
0.0229% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
>>867923
if you leave this website i will end your bloodline
>>867935
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I will end your cumline
>>867938
garfield
>>867933
nice try, i don't have any children or parents
i was born of a test tube in a lab deep in a jungle and i am an alien
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>867936
Straw come on, this isn't about you
garfield
>>867934
this is far more frigthening. how could you end my cumline. it's unthinkable
>>867939
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>867938
*cuts your balls off*
garfield
ah well these things happen
straw bury
saeki is too smart for me to be her doppleganger or whatever
garfield
>>867941
wrong
cum is stored in the bladder
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>867941
Pee is stored in the brain
nonners from small screen
dopple deez lpl
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ants in my pants, ants in my pants, ants in my pants, ants in my pants
garfield
get them outta there
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I like a nice wriggle on my diggle
garfield
then use WORMS consarn it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
WORMS get into my butthole
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No likey
garfield
true it's very inconvenient
straw bury
.search sid the sloth xan cake
0.0230% buttermilk pancakes!boymodewng
#smartai what the fuck is a santoku knife

A “santoku” knife—its name a nominal gerundive of the Japanese verb “santoku-suru,” literally “to benefit–in–three–ways”—is a multipurpose culinary cutlery implement developed in Japan during the mid-twentieth century. The epithet “three virtues” customarily denotes its tri-functional prowess in slicing (sashimi-style pull-cuts), dicing (vegetables), and mincing (meats and herbs), not some occult numerology. Morphologically, it is typified by: 1. A relatively short, broad blade, typically 165–180 mm in length, granting a large planar cutting surface that obviates excessive wrist articulation. 2. A virtually flat edge (≤5° belly curvature) paired with a drop-point tip, facilitating a vertical up-and-down push-cut rather than the Western rocking motion. 3. A symmetrical double bevel, historically 15° inclusive though often acute to 12°, and fabricated in either carbon-steel (e.g., Aogami, Shirogami) or wear-resistant monosteel alloys such as VG-10, SG-2, or AUS-10. 4. A Granton/”Granton-like” or fluted (urasuki) air-pocket trench that reduces stiction when sectioning high-moisture produce. Unlike the French chef’s knife (gyuto), the santoku eschews a tapered bolster, yielding a lighter, forward-balanced mass distribution conducive to vertical precision rather than rock-chop. Nakiri geometry (vegetable straight-edge) and bunka geometry (sheepsfoot tip) are related, yet the santoku compromises between them to maintain animal-protein acuity without forfeiting vegetable agility. In short, the santoku is a deft, nimble, mid-length generalist that thrives under rapid push-cutting kinesiology and minimal board contact. what the fuck is a santoku knife
>>867974
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play xan cake sid sloth
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I got you homie
straw bury
oh u already played it lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He's one lonely latino
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
(because his voice actor is colombian)
anon
.play xan cake sid sloth
anon
Let's see it one more time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hmmm, I don't remember this in Meltdown
anon
Hold on I missed it
anon
.play xan cake sid sloth
anon
One more time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
GARRY'S MOD FROM GARRY'S MOD
straw bury
HOW MANY TIMES IS THIS GONNA PLAY
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
There is no past no future no present, only Sid
garry's## mod
it cuts off the first few seconds this is so sad
anon
>>867955
She doesn't know what a santoku knife is
garry's## mod
.unloop
straw bury
sid isnt a real thug he doesnt have the balls to do anything about troy, he just keeps talking. all bark no bite
>>867979>>867978
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sid is a sweetheart and deserves to be loved
anon
>>867976
He literally stabbed Troy then gunned down his whole family after that exchange
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>867976
He had the balls to steal T Rex eggs and bicker with their very much alive mother about parenthoof
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Y'all better not diss my man Sid, I'll fuck you up
straw bury
damn ok he thuggin after all
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh lmao I love this
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Good choice Twinko
garfield
too many orbees
straw bury
french people love balls too much
anon
It gets worse
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
300 orbeez in my peehole
>>867991
garfield
ah mon dieu!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hon hon oui oui
anon
sacre bleu
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>867991
A 400 more in my balls
straw bury
france is not a real place dawg u cant convince me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wish there were subs in this player
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cause he calls his fans "his little sausages"
anon
It's better when you don't understand
straw bury
REGARDEZ LE TOILET
garfield
la toilette... non/....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
TOILETTE
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
French people are not real
straw bury
LA TOILETTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anon
I actually despise the design of that bathroom
garfield
what is he even saying
>>868008
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Idk
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't speak Napoleon
anon
Glad it got destroyed by orbeez
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
AH SHEISSE
garfield
schiesse :D
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Merde :(
anon
All bad frenchman are secretly germans, the eternal teuton strikes again
garfield
did he.... flush the orbieees...
straw bury
LE POO POO </3
anon
He destroyed his whole plumbing with orbeez
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cry bitch
anon
It gets worse
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wish all french people a very marry plague
straw bury
he called his vacuum cleaner josef lmfao
anon
His neighbors are finding orbeez in their water
grainfield
incredible
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Average Paris experience
grainfield
"damn that's so crazy i wonder why that happened"
grainfield
raw dogging the sewer orbeez
anon
He really needs to hide the evidence he is responsible for the orbeez now
anon
Committing orbeez crimes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wtf is this salt
grainfield
salt will fix thus
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bizza
anon
Salt did not fix it
straw bury
orbeez r like snails they melt in contact with salt
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sink is sharting lmao
grainfield
poor french sink
anon
His house is destroyed now
grainfield
the curse if the orbeez
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Next he's gonna start spitting out orbeez
straw bury
he deserves it fuck french ppl
anon
Orbeez are coming out of the sewer
straw bury
LE GOOP </3
grainfield
mon ami,
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
:(
straw bury
putain
anon
Put more orbeez in the bathtub :D
>>868044
anon
Just destroy society
anon
This is basically a form of terrorism
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Swallow the orbeez and get bloated
anon
Resist society by putting orbeez in the sewer system
grainfield
government is comin for his ass
imp
obreez NUTS LOL
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
MERDE
>>868053
straw bury
there r brand new orbeez disseases festering and breeding in the sewers below his house
anon
They found orbeez in the Paris catacombs, suspicious?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Paree Paree
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Holy fuck this is worse than 2024 summer Olympics
grainfield
accidental environmental terrorism
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shorbeez
grainfield
shorbeez
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shurby
straw bury
shirby
grainfield
kirby
grainfield
it all connects
straw bury
shorkbeez
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Kirbo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>868068
And jerked him off
grainfield
don't
cry
i an just a #fish 🐟
anon
smoking my pipe and reading the newspaper right now
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gonna invade Indian next?
anon
Put those Rajahs in line
anon
I could really go for selling opium right now
>>868081
grainfield
>>868079
hear the chinese love that shit go ask them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
CHinese love everything including nazism
anon
The Opium Wars were based and I am tired of pretending otherwise
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I am a psycho, I am a nutter, I am a madman, I'm a looney house escapee and I need to be put down like a rabid dog
>>868089
grainfield
>>868088
radiohead unreleased song lyrics
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play radiohead google search
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love this subreddit, one day you might see my post there
grainfield
when DO babies creep
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Weeb ass shit
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm going to take a piss in your earhole
grainfield
don't do that i need to hear delightful sounds
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You only need to hear my voice
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Forget everything else
grainfield
can't do that with piss in my dang ear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cmon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*pisses*
straw bury
*deflects*
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Stinky
straw bury
slinky
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Stinky
straw bury
:3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The Ripper
grainfield
life is pain but we must trudge ever onward
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Life is pain but at least I can fart through my sheets
straw bury
im boutta eat chicken
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm boutta eat shit and die
grainfield
WHAT
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
_'TADAA_!_.webp
The cold blooded psychopath claims another life
imp
why are the apples wet
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wet ass apples
imp
flushed emoji
straw bury
::orang
imp
::orng
imp
2 mosser!!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I do be killing people
>>868128
machina
>>868127
please don't kill people, murder is bad :(
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Murder is based
straw bury
hi machina
machina
hi straw
machina
Have you tried mascara yet straw
straw bury
i have very little money and would rather spend it on other stuff
machina
:/
straw bury
also i have stopped going outside so no point
machina
Hmm fair
machina
You should go outside sometimes though its good for you

Or so I've heard, I'm a hypocrite
machina
I only ever go outside for groceries or work mostly
straw bury
there are a bunch of shows i wanna go to but thats about it
>>868142
straw bury
uggghhh and i need to go to college
machina
>>868139
Go to shows! Shows are fun!

(again, I'm a hypocrite)
straw bury
anon what is wasm u cant leave us without letting us know
straw bury
we will never be able to think of anything else
anon
web assembly
straw bury
oh thats kewl ahahaa
machina
knowledge has been acquired
machina
Fuck I gotta go to work I don't want to go to work I want to stay home and lie on the floor
>>868153>>868152
straw bury
ugh real
machina
>>868150
The floor won't misgender me or call me sir
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