im gonna be a master

(they dont know im dropping out after the first semester)

#smartai write a program that prints every nimbeer

To “print every number,” one must first delineate what is arithmetically attainable within a Turing-rigid, physically finite run-time. The cardinality of the natural numbers (ℵ₀) as well as the reals (20) far exceeds the set of integers that a Java, C++, or Python program can iterate across before the heat death of the universe. Consequently, any deterministic code that claims to print “every nimbeer” must terminate early—i.e., print all integers that fit into n bits—if we want a pragmatic solution. Below is a concise, fully-standard C11 program that does exactly that: print every plain integral “number” (with respect to a caller-provided bit-width n). It employs rather than for lockless is-negative bookkeeping, adheres to Annex-K bounds-checking, and is algorithmically O(2^n):

/*

* print_all_nimbers.c

*
 * Compile with:  clang -std=c11 -Wall -Wextra -pedantic -O3 \

*                -D_POSIX_C_SOURCE=200809L -o print_all_nimbers thisfile.c
 */

#include <stdio.h>
#include <inttypes.h>
#include <stddef.h>

void printAll(uint_fast8_t width){
    /* 2^(width−1) signed integers in C's two's-complement universe */
    const int_fast64_t lim   = ((int_fast64_t)1) << (width - 1);
    const int_fast64_t upper  = lim - 1;
    const int_fast64_t lower  = -lim;  /* negative limit inclusive*/

    for ( int_fast64_t v = lower; v <= upper; ++v ){
        printf("%" PRIdFAST64 "\n", v);
    }
    fflush(stdout);
}

int main(void){
    uint_fast8_t w;
    fprintf(stderr, "Bit-width ? 1…64: ");
    if ( scanf("%" SCNuFAST8, &w ) != 1 || w < 1 || w > 64 ){
        fprintf(stderr, "Exorbitant bit-width; terminating.\n");
        return 1;
    }
    printAll(w);
    return 0;
}

Algorithmic exegesis: 1. Every representable signed value in two’s-complement is enumerated without repetition. 2. The program demands only constant ancillary memory—O(1)—because the numeric interval, not a container, delineates progress. 3. Complexity is ϴ(2^(w−1)) with respect to the requested width, the theoretical optimum; space overhead is negligible (single counter). 4. The inclusion of fflush(stdout) ameliorates any line-buffering impedance mismatch. If, perchance, one intends the colloquial “print every Nim integer,” compiling and linking to this source will satisfy that exigency for any chosen word length. write a program that prints every nimbeer

what

exorbitant bit-width segfaults fedora

impedance mismatch

ihope i can just skip all the classes

things start spinning wben i get up

eugh

print_all_nimbers.c

finally back home
nothing like sitting down in a bus all day to make you tired as h*ll

>>894341
i'm sure you can skip whatever you want if you have no intention to actually pass the course

>>894333

>>894346
yea what are they gonna do (nothing)

they can't fail you just for not going
they have to wait until the exam to do that (they won't know it's you)

adopt a secret identity and fail with that. it's simple

i dont even have to get to the finals, i could drop out 3 weeks before the semester ends and it would work

crazy how everything worked out in the end, this is insane

>>894345
why were u on a bus all day

>>894351
bigg brain move yes yes i love it

>>894353
travelling from one part of the country back home from a wedding
lots of sitting and travel and sitting and sitting and my butthurt

hate sitting (unless if its in front of my screen ofc)

somehow sitting in from of The Screen is perfectly fine

maybe it's the constant jiggling and vibration of a vehicle on ones buttocks that tires out one's tuckuss

>>894359
::glegle brain
#yeet

compiling into a major threat

same singer in minor threat and antidote ?
or are they just very similar

wild
the main singer sounds the same to my inept feeble earz

whoa

.play wugazi shame on blue

::wags tail

pretend mad is so cute

i think i made a terrible mistake when watching tos to start from the beginning.

good for you. and i mean that seriously. im a tng fan and i tried to go back and watch the tos and i personally slammed into a brick wall.

also tried to start who over from the beginning and that didnt go well either lol

>>894383
tng is so good dog it's easily the best shit
t. only watched tng

>>894386
the quality of tng is so ridiculously high that its hard to give the old show a pass without having seen it first

please supernerds forgive me. i can feel your hatred

you will be sent to the volcano for your sins. i'm sorry

i have this weird feeling that the best way to watch tos is to sort in order of worst to best, then start with the last 15 or so eps.

>>894391
>best way to watch tos
why are you watching terms of service

>>894396
you never read em? lots of good shit in ther

>>894400
tos rehab

>>894404
#tag (link to booru image) cat stare

yeah it seems like they stick a plot in there in tng

i didn't rlly expect them to turn the kirk assassination into a love story ngl..

>>894409
who is in love wuth whom

they're spinning the story that tommy robinson had a trans lover

ah yes
and she Corrupted him from a good hoenst god fearing maga lover into a decadent democrat killing machine

who wasn't rlly involved.... but the right is like "they must've faked the messages to protect her complicity!!!" bc they r deranged and want to blame a tranny so bad

>>894413
they are shrimply desperate to have a reason to kill trans people

>>894414
i gotta watch babylon 5 you seem to be in love w/it

luv me space stayshuns

she kinda, ruined her life by running her mouth though. should've lawyered up...... part of me wonders if they like, coericed her into cooperating and faked the messages to have more evidence to push against tommy in court but thats..

any 4x enjoyers in here

*crickets*

my brain too small for 4x
i know there are some posters who love em thoughg

the posters are me

you have been Found

target acquired

>>894425
isn't that always the way..

liberalism is fantastical idealism

but for money

>>894440
money sucks shit FUCK money all my homies hate money

i kind of want to watch babylon 5 because it's such an iconic piece of sci fi but i dont like how the ai are antagonists because im such a damn ai simp.

i dont want to throw the toaster out of the airlock i want the toaster and human kind to live in peace

#ai truce?

depends on what you’re offering and what you want in return. truce?

nooo

also does anybody else notice there are a lot of video games out now about scrutenizing and fearing your ostensibly human fellows in society? ive seen at least 2 games now that are just spot the doppleganger and i keep thinking "is this somebody's paranoid fantasy?"

markiplier did a video about one where you're a 7-11 clerk, and you have to shoot and kill the customers that you decide are dopplegangers.

and this is just normal in their society.

weird i have not seen those
i imagine skepticism of others is more popular as a game "genre" nowadays with the general way society is right now but mayb that is reaching a little far

no, what is reaching a little far is that these games are training people to clock trannies

i agree that that seems like a little reachy
reasonable to be worried of things like that but it ain't an explicit thing

idk i haven't seen any of these games ur talkin about \o/

hmm, maybe algorithm sampling bias on my part

our brain algorithms are fucked
protect ur noodle at all costs

#ksay [:rate1] glay. glay

heheh

y

#say [:rate1] yeh

ee augh

#ksay rounde?

#ksay :dial3234783 hello nuke hotline? yes i'd like to order :nw the bomb.

we've discovered some excellent tricks with the say girls

>>894487

>>894487

#glegleglegleglegleglegle

#glesay glee gloo

ksay dialling all numbers at once

#hsay hello. i am on the phone

#hsay one ppeepee roni pizza, of course. that will be five derricks please

>>894504
#hsay the good doctor is welcome here any time. please roll on through to the collection window

#hsay elgelg is for nobody

dry miku

wha

>>894516
#edit looks like you forgot a "t" at the end there

don' ell me wha o do

>>894518
#edit add t's in the right places

:)

berry rude

damn rip

>>894521
i'm what i'm

[YouTube]

finally found old book that i was looking for for like forever

where was it hiding ?

google

i coukldn't remember what it was call

ed

It's called "the unwanteds"

its YA slop kinda, but with magic, and I read it when i was like 15? and I remembered something from it and it was bugging me that i couldn't remember the rest of the book lol

based
nice to return to stuff you liked as a kid and see how it stands up to adult eyes

a mysterious boymodewng arrives

heller heller anon

hello lovable scamp

confirmed

what does the wng stand for in your trip anyway

rigged poll

you cant say that online

>>894539
laziness

i didn't wanna wait for it to gen ing

so i was like... good enough

goog enough

#ai what if i started selling fridges and washing machines so i could get a foothold in the defense contractor business

white goods → defense is a long jump. margins on appliances are thin, you need massive volume and service networks. defense wants security clearances, itar compliance, long certification cycles, and lobbyists. you’d be competing against lockheed, rtx, ng, boeing who already own the pentagon’s rolodex. if you’re serious: use the appliance cash to buy a small machine shop or sensor shop that already has a dod contract. then scale. otherwise you’re just burning money on washing machines. what if i started selling fridges and washing machines so i could get a foothold in the defense contractor business

lockheed don't sell fridges so i think you're at an advantage here

GE did though

do they still? i don't think soi

not sure.......

https://www.geappliances.com/ge/refrigerators.htm
bad news

lockheed does sell fridges lol

.play lockheed martin fridge commercial

(i am JUST kidding)

.skip (video skipped)

stealth bombers

hmmm wait

russia is the barking dog

#ai number one options for fridges that can deflect radar and avoid detection

no consumer fridge blocks radar; the steel shell and compressor coils actually make a nice corner reflector. if you need rf stealth, build a Faraday cage around it or line the kitchen with radar-absorbing foam. anything else is just blowing cold air. number one options for fridges that can deflect radar and avoid detection

oh no it was rayethon

.play rayetheon fridge commercial

>>894555
#yeet

the amish would not fucking with fridges

yeah they would

they can use technology as long as it's communal

so like you can have a family tv, or a family fridge, you just can't have a personal tv, or a personal fridge

ok it's not looking good for fridge contractors

family tenga egg

>>894570
dangerous implications

is tenga egg a technology

>>894568
so they can play educational games on the family computer but not bejeweled on their moby phones

#ai can the amish have a family computer

no. most amish churches forbid computers in the home; a few businesses run strictly non-internet boxes for bookkeeping, but bringing one into the house is a quick way to get shunned. can the amish have a family computer

evil box

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/blc99f/til_the_amish_are_allowed_to_use_computers_and/

AI is DUMB and EVIL and WRONG and INCORRECT and STUPID and FOOLISH and MORONIC and SATAN

>>894577
#skeet (link to skeet)

truth

more like a bye

can opworm hook up a command to truth social and let us TRUTH things

(joking)

#todo truth social integration (todo added)

glegle what happened to you're face

kinda sick

higher ressy looshun

>>894592
reporting you

go ahead i need to be disbarred

you've been reported

finally free

>>894596

finally freeeeee

nooo my secrets

booger

strawlgrigl

b

s

boogeor

in sync

me when see booger because she is a tiny little kitten

>>894611
ba

ban

BAN this user

>>894613
little baby is babbling

5EVER

>>894617
#edit meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow >:(

5MEOW

hey u said it not me

what is that one
who is this

>>894621
::booger
#throw

>>894624
[Wikipedia]
bot don't know shit

bot probably believes it was a hoax

bot has no faith in muhamed

hi

how was it (i am lain)

yes

i told you!! its so fucked
its so so so fucked

impressive that you both managed to finish the film
i got an hour in and i wanted to turn myself inside out and turned it off

>>894642
ahhhhhhhhhHHH i literally could not imagine watching this in a cinema with no escape it's so frightful

that movie fucked me up so bad

i was paranoid for like a week bad

new horror genre

>>894646
sad glegle react #hug

>>894642
and #hug both of you

its like uh
idk, it's extreme in it's depiction / cinematic
but if you were to try and tell me that it wasn't a reflection on the state of the world i'd probably say you're acting in bad faith

the 4chan tabs in the mom's / wife's laptop

eddington

strong labby

#ksay stoh ik ism

.play [YouTube]

high impact sheep action

average punk r*ck moshpit

other sheep just killed heself

>>894663
thats how u know i was there

a little palette cleanser
your palette will be molten down and used for fuel in the coming winter

summoning small pieces of the movie from the harddrives of other people out there, like a kind of communist ritual

>>894670
oh do you not have an account i thought everyone did

you're loss buddy... it's a pretty sweet jaypeg behind that...

SIKE i'm just joshing you there IS no lib pol gold there IS no account magic.!!!! lol

through communal psychic magic of course of course this is quite ordinary indeed

>>894680
it's a reference to an ai breaker thing, no?

>>894681
yeah

libpol premium lets you post in gemz

like this

and that

oh like this?

exactly like that

i see

yes!!

how do you even come up with these commands lmfao

no thought or creativity needed, just a common feature of libpol gold!

truth

#dansen

FUCKING HELL IM TRYING TO WATCH EDDINGTON FREE DOWNLOAD ONLINE 1080P ULTRAWIDE RESOLUTION

>turn on screen
>

#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)

>>894700
yes actually

>>894700
sure thing boss

GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

pizzer!!!!!

STOP IT YOU IMBECILE

thats a pizza pie!!!!!

a pizza pie!!!!!!!!!

i appreciate the adhd keys jangle but like, bit much?

u hate me because im straight

edington

i am going to get so high tonight. going to just sit and eat and be a useless sak ofshit

#ksay yes, labby?? yes labby?

#ksay labby? labby are you there? can you hear me?

#ksay haha labby you are such a jokester ahahaha