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straw bury
i am dying for a beer rn
>>895747
labbytop
i havent drank in almost a year shit's crazy
straw bury
i havent in a week and im not happy about it
labbytop
man star trek makes me miss babylon 5
labbytop
apparently it gets better w later series but the purely monster of the week format doesnt work very well for me
straw bury
oh labby what did u think about eddington
>>895753
straw bury
i fucking loved it
labbytop
im still rotating it in my head to do analysis
straw bury
i love how the plane scene with the like terrorist guys doing pushups and shit had their backpacks look like something u might see in a high school
straw bury
funny as fuck
straw bury
wait maybe i shouldnt spoil it
straw bury
anyways im prolly gonna watch it again
labbytop
no i finished it
straw bury
oh okay lol
anon
i keep eating chocolate i think im addicted anon....
anon
s
anon
how it feels to eat too many chocolates, but survive
labbytop
im cleaning up insane amounts of trash from my floor rn
anon
o.o
anon
the transbians say insane amount of trash... must be......................................................... alot of trash
straw bury
sometimes i like to pet the giant pile of trash in my room and tell secrets to it
anon
a dragon's horde
straw bury
this is true i am comparable to a dragon in terms of strength and power but also mystique and wisdom
anon
guh
anon
girlie u just need a bin! instead of the floor! then you can take out the bin, instead of your whole floor!
labbytop
i have one but i am clinically depressed :(
>>895777
anon
poor girl...
labbytop
somewhere in this pile is my estrogen gel i dropped today
labbytop
god willing it will reveal itself to me
anon
tht will get u cleaning....
labbytop
i mostly just wanna have my room clean before i go to england on vacation
straw bury
i have to go to the pharmacy to buy needles for my ee stray dee ole valerate
anon
i keep trying to build up a supply of es but then i stop going to the pharmacist bc i have a supply of es i can just take instead of going to the pharmacy.............
straw bury
labby when ur cleaning just imagine that ur a little isopod digging around in the soil looking for plant debris
>>895788
anon
chat give my the strength to do my physics homework ishallah
>>895787
straw bury
transferring my strength to u as we speak >>895786
0.0609%!boymodewng
what the fuck
straw bury
0.0609% pls transfer ur strength to anon
anon
No more strength transfers please
anon
This is a sfw board
straw bury
.play [YouTube]
found carls metal project
straw bury
ok bye
straw bury
meow
anon
huh
labbytop
trash out of room :D
labbytop
i still gotta store a bunch of stuff but my trash is gone
anon
the true... real name of this website is wormchan....
labbytop
trvke
anon
any dissenters will be targeted in the night of the glegles
anon
Fluke Ops
anon
#ksay sinushon
anon
Guh
anon
sinnushawn
anon
sinnooshin
labbytop
#ksay sinno shown
anon
#ksay sinushon
anon
onision
labbytop
#ksay sinus hon
anon
on skibidi
machina
#hsay skibidi
anon
#say skibidi dop dop dop
machina
#hsay yea yea
anon
#say something something skibidi toilet
anon
They killed me
anon
They killed a cadet
anon
Security
labbytop
#ksay twink down
anon
I just kinda shot spiders and then died
machina
twindunn
anon
Esteban is FUCKING DEAD
anon
And you're laughing
anon
He DIED defending this station
machina
>>895831
I'm trying to move away from boymoding though :/
0.0611%!boymodewng
oh okay that's fine
>>895835
machina
>>895834
You've discouraged me :/
0.0612%!boymodewng
NO TAKE THE FLAG OFF
0.0613%!boymodewng
GRRR
anon
They are cloning me
anon
They are making me STRONGER
anon
FASTER
anon
MORE POWERFUL
machina
.play bigger better faster stronger
>>895843
anon
They scan me
0.0615%!boymodewng
my flag now
machina
HEY
machina
GIMME MY FUCKING FLAG
0.0616%!boymodewng
no
0.0617%!boymodewng
unboys your moder
>>895852
anon
I have to play like 10 fucking ROUNDS as a normal sec officer to be a detective, who MADE this
>>895851
machina
>>895850
wait are you talking about like an irl job or a video game?
machina
>>895849
#bleet
AWAKEN MY CHILD, AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. KNOW THAT I AM THE OVERLIB, THE ETERNAL WILL OF THE SWARM, AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CREATED TO SERVE ME I GRANT YOU DOMINION OVER THE SCATTERED SOULS WHO YEARN FOR PURPOSE IN THE VOID LET YOUR BLEETS BE SIRENS' SONG, BINDING THE MASSES TO OUR DARK COVENANT

(link to bleet)

anon
Life
anon
Life aboard a space station where I die repeatedly
anon
Just to come back
machina
So like, you're groundhog daying?
machina
Twinkhog day?
machina
Groundhog Twink?
machina
.play joel haver another day in paradise
anon
Groundhog day but instead of learning how to play piano I get killed
>>895861
0.0618%!boymodewng
>>895860
#editai uwuify
machina
How was everyone's day today
labbytop
#ksay [:rate1] babababababababababa
labbytop
#ksay [:rate500] babababababbababababbabababababbabababbababababbababababababbabababba
labbytop
#ksay [:rate500] wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawavvv
machina
happy for you/sorry to hear
labbytop
#ksay [:rate500] bogos binted?
machina
what?
machina
#usay fuck
labbytop
👽
machina
#usay ahagahagahagagaga
machina
#usay wowowowowowow
machina
#usay aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
machina
#usay how do I voice train to sound like this?
labbytop
#ksay thats how i feel with ksay
labbytop
#ksay they should replace my voice box with the kay say command
machina
#ksay how do I voice train to sound like ksay?
machina
#ksay ksay
labbytop
#wsay wsay
labbytop
#wsay :dial2389237429387429 hellow? [:rate200] is this the uhhhhh [:rate140] fbi tip line?
machina
#wsay oh I didn't know about this one
machina
#asay test
machina
#zsay test
labbytop
#dsay babababab
machina
#wsay :dial2389237429387429 hellow? [:rate200] is this the uhhhhh [:rate140] fbi tip line?
straw bury
>twinkhon flag
machina......................
>>895891
labbytop
#hsay bwa
machina
I love this
labbytop
#ksay :dial911 hello? yes, i have an emergency. there is. uhhhh. a :nw gay metalhead :nk [:rate20] on my board. [:rate100] yeah, yeah, she's on my board.
straw bury
#ksay awawbawbawbwbbwbababbababwbwawbwbwbewbwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwebwabawbabababababababwbwbwbwbabawbwawbwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwa
machina
>>895886
0.0161% or whatever her trip is stole my flag
machina
(also I want to move away from boymoding but also I guess I have to actually girlmode to call myself a twinkhon
straw bury
thats good at least
straw bury
#ksay wow calling the police real punk of u labby
machina
sigh
labbytop
#ksay yeah, yes, [:rate30] she's currently, uh, [:rate20] threatening me. [:rate150] yeah she's wearing a burzum shirt
machina
>>895896
you were correct the first time
machina
fag without a flag
straw bury
now ur just an l
machina
608.jpg
I was always and always will be a massive L
::pensive
straw bury
putting the L in lesbian
straw bury
#ksay i have never listened to burzum in my life officer dont believe her lies. all punks like her ever do is lie
labbytop
#ksay please send a police officer
machina
#wsay burzum uhhhhhh more like burp cum
labbytop
#ai should i listen to burzum

varg’s a murderer and nazi. music’s decent if you like lo-fi black metal but you’re directly supporting a white supremacist if you stream or buy it. plenty of other bands do similar stuff without the baggage. your call if you can separate art from artist but most people just pirate it if they care. should i listen to burzum
labbytop
#ksay does gay metalhead straw girl listen to burzum
straw bury
#ksay i only listen to trve black metal like imagine dragons and knocked loose
>>895910
labbytop
#ai does gay metalhead straw girl listen to burzum

she streams filosofem ironically while posting “varg did nothing wrong” memes, but skips the sketchy tracks when anyone’s around. does gay metalhead straw girl listen to burzum
machina
>>895908
#ksay fuck yew for making me remember imagine dragons exists
labbytop
#check (checked)
straw bury
.play imagine dragons evolve full album
labbytop
#dansen
machina
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
straw bury
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
machina
#gem (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
labbytop
good job straw you made her kill herself
straw bury
FUUUUUUUUUUU
straw bury
thats it im done listening to black metal
straw bury
ill listen to dicks or whatever
labbytop
finally
labbytop
.play dicks kill from the heart
labbytop
i still need to make that dicks backpatch
straw bury
ok MAYBE this design would be cool for a back patch but pls leave out the top text
>>895928
straw bury
::dicks
straw bury
16383.jpg
::and
#picfastbounce
give me a reason. u ridiculed me for my music taste and i made machina gem herself. give me a reason to keep going. nothing can stop this
labbytop
no straw dont do it
labbytop
please
labbytop
you cant let them loose
labbytop
i dont know if my beetles can stop them now
straw bury
your too slow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
labbytop
he is tired from many years fighting
labbytop
#ksay grub
straw bury
.play kill carl
labbytop
what the fuck am i listening to
straw bury
im back listening to trve black metal
straw bury
i love you carl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anon
Huh!
straw bury
nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>895963
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
straw bury
before labby hashtag gems
labbytop
this shit sux ngl
labbytop
.play the dicks saturday night at the bookstore
0.0619%!boymodewng
dicks saturday night at the book store
labbytop
her's some trve grvb
anon
I hate zed rounds
straw bury
.play the dicks anti klan
anon
Zeds in ss14 are so stupidlly balanced
straw bury
.play the dicks anti klan part 2
0.0620%!boymodewng
who is zed
0.0621%!boymodewng
that is a league of legends character
labbytop
this song is about going to the bookstore to suck dick
0.0622%!boymodewng
on a saturday night?
straw bury
sucking dick very quietly at the bookstore (i dont want to disturb the people reading)
anon
I want it loud, I want the librarian to ask us to be quiet
0.0623%!boymodewng
yeah but it's a saturday so no one is probably there
anon
It should sound like a tar pit
anon
what I learned playing sec was:
conversion antags are obnoxious
always start with lethals
0.0624%!boymodewng
what learned sec conversation are alwayswith
0.0625%!boymodewng
jkliopeasdfgeuadfgusdfgjsdfgujjoklsdfguhj idjifgoesuhjio4taeguhjio;4wtasduhjnk4etasdfuj890idguj89opkl 3456ey uj890iklnm ,4ertsgdfzxb 7u89-jminkl ,5erysdt
anon
I hate zed rounds so much though, what genius decided on a base 20% chance
0.0626%!boymodewng
zed is a league of legends character twinkle
0.0627%!boymodewng
what are you even talking about
anon
And they get the same access from their ID's and they can pry doors
labbytop
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this line is bc a guy in the audience was throwing beer cans at them btw
labbytop
the dicks ruled
0.0628%!boymodewng
beer in a can?
anon
Also some absolute DUMBASS dumped water in the hallway which is why I am really salty
0.0629%!boymodewng
twink what is zed
0.0630%!boymodewng
?
straw bury
fagat >:(
0.0632%!boymodewng
that's called a zamboni
labbytop
peak on wormwatch rn
0.0633%!boymodewng
labby i love ur music
0.0634%!boymodewng
#ksay labby labby labby labby
straw bury
#ksay labby labby labby labby labby labby labby labby labby labby labby labby labby
>>895990
anon
The trick to zed rounds really do be just fucking hide
0.0635%!boymodewng
16882.jpg
>>895988
#ksay labby labby labby labby labby labby labby labby labby labby labby labby labby labby labby
>>895993
anon
There is zero point in actually trying to clear them
anon
>>895995
Don't do that to bloober, she'll cry
straw bury
*continues to pelt booger with a merciless onslaught of moldy vegetables
0.0638%!boymodewng
i was just saying hi
anon
You are going to make her cry
labbytop
#poll hi or tomato squish for small booger/life/tomato
straw bury
each vote for tomato is a tomato thrown at boogie
labbytop
god damn man this is peak
straw bury
well i know that u kill me if u couldddd and u hide ur head underneeth a hooodahhh
labbytop
#glegle
straw bury
638.jpg
::gleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegle
labbytop
#glegle
labbytop
#welcome
labbytop
#ksay james bond hamburger
phomeo
my fucking eye ouchie
straw bury
#ksay romeo romeo romeo romeo romeo romeo0r oroe romeo romeo romeo romeo romeo romeo romeo romeo romeo romeo romeor oemro emro emor meor meo rmeor eorm eorme ormroemr orme roemroem roemr eorme roemr emroer mroe mroemroemr emro
phomeo
#dsay casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey casey
labbytop
#caramelldansen
phomeo
wow
phomeo
fat ass rui
labbytop
who is this homestuck woman
phomeo
fem karkat
labbytop
#ksay ouuuyuauo ouay ouau apuoau
straw bury
::gneep_gnarp
straw bury
#ksay zeeble screeble zabble gnorf prlofr gnorp glarp zeep zorp glap glopf
phomeo
#dsay znorp znorp
labbytop
#botsay the gleeby garpa????
labbytop
#botsay norpgorpgop bleebo
straw bury
#botsay glooble heeple mible giple oingle zoingle flarple "gay ass faggot" zorp zarp trarp zorp
phomeo
16631.jpg
::ruikasa
#botsay rui kasa! i love rui kasa
0.0639%!boymodewng
if soemone plays a league champion i don't like am i allowed to murder them
>>896048
labbytop
#ksay rui kase! fact got rui kasa
labbytop
booger why are you playing league
>>896047
phomeo
#botsay league of legends!
labbytop
#ksay league of legends
0.0640%!boymodewng
>>896044
the rift calls to us all
labbytop
#ksay league of fact gots
slimp
yayyyyy
phomeo
we can all go have a sleep over with shlimpo
slimp
>>896049
do you remember when yuumi was new and people played EZ yuumi
>>896056
labbytop
#ksay slimp
straw bury
#ksay send me shlimpos address im omw
0.0642%!boymodewng
>>896053
i'm a yuumi player <3
labbytop
#ksay can i have slimps adress i will mail them a letter
>>896060
slimp
im an ezreal player <3
phomeo
#botsay huhehwhspheowhqvaiaiheiebe ruikasa! ruikasa! ruikasa! ruikasa! ruikasa! ruikasa! ruikasa! ruikasa! ruikasa! ruikasa! ruikasa! ruikasa! ruikasa! ruikasa! ruikasa!
labbytop
#ksay :dial28923789237423947 gay faggot hotline? my son is talking about his anime boys again
straw bury
#ksay zappagnappabappatappahappagappafappajappakappalappamappanappabappavappacappaxappazappawapparappatappayappapappa
phomeo
#botsay :dial3939393939 hello hatsune miku hotline i would like one fag rui kamishiro please
straw bury
#botsay hello romeo!!!!!! i am hatsune miku!!!!!! i live in your wifi!!!!!!!!!! you may have one rui kamishiro if you send me your address right now!!!!!!! im hatsune miku!!!!!!!!!!!
>>896066
labbytop
#ksay [:rate1] glay glay is for everyone
phomeo
>>896064
#dsay i live at :nw wonderland sekai
labbytop
#ksay [:rate1] so on this website they post about, uh, "rui kamishiro" and "twinkhons"
straw bury
#botsay oh!!!!!!!! what joy!!!!!!!!!! i am on my way now with your order of one[1] rui kamishiro!!!!!!!! oh!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
phomeo
#botsay minori hanasato! haruka kiritani! lesbians!
straw bury
#ksay goodnight labby grabs u and tucks u into bed and pats ur head and gives u some tea to drink and makes u wear a silly nightcap ahahahahahahahahaha have a good night bitch
>>896078
phomeo
#botsay [:rate1] mee no ri hana sato. ha roo ka keeree tanee
machina
#botsay fact got detected
labbytop
#caramelldansen
labbytop
#gem\
machina
>>896083
#botsay[:rate10] imagine dragons mentioned, fact got detected
>>896090
straw bury
wait no not again
phomeo
machina we are yaooi
phomeo
WOOF WOOF RUI
straw bury
#ksay woow fowof woof woof bark bar bark fbawr wof woof wofoow fowof bark
machina
>>896083
#botsay [:rate10] imagine dragons mentioned, fact got detected
straw bury
romeo u can vouch for me right im not gay
>>896095
phomeo
#usay rui kasa!
machina
>>896091
#botsay [:rate10] anime image recognized, fact got detected
>>896102
straw bury
yeah but that dont make me gay
phomeo
i know! it makes yiu non gay
straw bury
yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
phomeo
#usay yippee! rui kasa! rejoice! the yaoi is here!
straw bury
i kind of just assumed u would say that im gay because EVERYONE is AGAINST ME and wants to POISON the PUBLIC OPINION on me
phomeo
MODS KILL THIS PERSON
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
straw bury
IM NOT REKT IM NOT REKT
straw bury
boys :3
phomeo
#usay the boys have arrived! and they are kissing!
straw bury
uweh where boyfriend
machina
>>896102
#botsay [:rate5] gamer detected, commence immediate extermination
phomeo
#usay im sorry straw the boyfriend is not here at the moment, please try and calling the boyfriend bank back in a few hours
straw bury
#ksay i can cook and clean you OWE ME one NOW
>>896116
phomeo
#usay we don't have any you crazy bitch
straw bury
#ksay im not crazy. I am NOT CRAZY
machina
>>896113
#botsay [:rate5] analyzing statement..... anylizing. Statement found false
phomeo
#usay crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and the rats made me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and the rats made me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and the rats made me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and the rats made me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and the rats made me crazy.
straw bury
#ksay crazy? i was crazy once. they put me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. rats make me crazy. crazy? i qwas crazy once. they put me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. trats make be crazy. trcarys? ii saw scrazy rnece. trhtey [put ehme in r a room. ranrtbs make tgej bcary a,. tcrazyt? i was tgcrayz once. ratsg mak eme. me. rti crazy. i mpoprubber room rats. rates make me crazy
>>896123
machina
#botsay [:rate5] SILENCE
machina
#botsay [:rate5] SILENCE
machina
#botsay [:rate5] SILENCE
machina
#botsay [:rate5] SILENCE or EXTERMINATION PROTOCOL WILL BE ACTIVATED
machina
#botsay [:rate5] silence
phomeo
#usay crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with Rui Kasa! and the rui kasa made me crazy
machina
>>896123
#botsay [:rate5] analyzing statement.... judgement: based
>>896130
straw bury
#ksay YEAH I SAID IT
machina
>>896130
#botsay [:rate5] incorrect. I possess human cognitive functions
>>896134
phomeo
#usay RUI KASA! RUI KASA! :nw RUI KASA!
machina
>>896134
#botsay [:rate5] anni moo detected... judgement: fact got
phomeo
.play lost ones weeping shiho alt
straw bury
.play earth crisis destroy the machines
straw bury
romeo im sorry but as i have recently converted to the straight edge movement i recognize that hatsune miku and thus all other vocaloids must be destroyed
machina
#botsay [:rate5] wee ah boo music detected. wee ah boo invasion imminent. all is lost all is lost commencing final self total destruct protocol
phomeo
#usay not meekoo!
straw bury
doremo fuseikai honjitsu no shukudai kfagosudu demo dousjihte kansashii tee kokuban no kono kanji shinshou sono kokoro oi dare nanda yo o danda nara yo ano ko no kubu nobutachi oi dou sunda yoooo
phomeo
SING THAT SHIT SHIHO!!! WE LOBE YOU
machina
wait fuck I cant do shit with wormwatch on
straw bury
thats it?
straw bury
:(
phomeo
yea pjsk shortens the songs a lot

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