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anon
theres one specific form of govt that serves as an immune response to oligarchy but you arent going to like it
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oligarchy but we lie about it and material/social circumstances degrade indefinitely neat
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anon
lol no we should focus on helping me clean my drill off
anon
ill clean your drill off
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: D
anon
I’ll clean YOUR drill off
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i'll clean it first and harder
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I’ll clean it more thoroughly and with more fluids
anon
what in the world
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what
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some SLOBS here hate cleanliness- sad!!!
anon
cleanliness is close to godliness and im a little angel
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😇
anon
you wouldnt think those types of thought about an angel, would you? i just want to help you clean
anon
well of course I’d need to check under your robes to ensure I’m not being sacrilegious by thinking a human to be an angel and punish you if not :3 ok my rizz reserves are depleted
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.///.
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ooooh mbe not thank u anon ^##^
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Containment Breached:

THIS CONVERSATION HAS REACHED UNHEALTHY LEVELS OF PRESSURE.
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anon
hahahaha
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WHYD ID HE SAY PPENETRATION THROUGH YOURSKULL IKE THAT
BigSadEnjoyer
its really sad that anti government sentiment in the US was captured by rightoids so powerfully alighning leftism with pro government stability policitis was really bad
>>97493
anon
overpressure. overpressure
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>>97490
have leftists considered having any good policies
anon
TACHYON
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vvv
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>>97502
nah it was but in reverse. did u see that thread on /lgbt/ which proved cis ppl are actually gay??????
anon
>>97502
>average american voter on nov 4th: "hmm should i vote for the black lady or the candidate for the political party that hates gay and trans people"
>>97509
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>>97506
my bad i made them all horny
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>>97506
hearing damage they think it’s ‘some sex marriage and the boomers are desperate
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>>97509
your asshole is about to be the first queer neghole
anon
no Coolidge was
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aAaaAAAAA
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>>97512
they looked long but interesting. I wish they were one page
anon
w hy this website has so many feature s
anon
#ai summarize obama’s memoirs

"Dreams from My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance" is a memoir written by former President Barack Obama. It chronicles his life from childhood to early adulthood, focusing on his search for identity and belonging as a biracial man in America.

The book begins with Obama's early years growing up in Hawaii, where he was raised by his white mother and grandparents. He describes feeling like an outsider at times due to his mixed race heritage, but also shares fond memories of the diverse community he grew up in.

As he enters adolescence, Obama moves to Indonesia with his mother and stepfather. Here, he grapples with the complexities of racial identity once again as he navigates being one of the only black students in a predominantly Muslim country.

After returning to Hawaii for high school, Obama struggles academically but eventually finds purpose through activism and community organizing. This leads him to attend college at Occidental University in California before transferring to Columbia University in New York City.

Throughout these formative years, Obama reflects on the influence of his absentee father who left when he was young. He also explores themes such as racism, poverty, privilege,and political disillusionment that shape both himself and society around him.

In the second half of the book, readers are taken on a journey alongside Obama as he visits Kenya –his father's home country –for the first time. Through meeting family members and exploring their history together,the author gains a deeper understanding of himselfand discovers new connections between past,present,and future generations.

"Dreams from My Father" concludes withObama beginning law school at Harvard Universityand reflecting on how farhe has comein embracing all aspects ofhis cultural background.He poignantly acknowledges that while there may never be complete resolutionto questions about raceand lineage,his experiences have shapedhim intoa stronger personwith adeterminationto create positive changeinthe worldaround him.Thismemoir offersinsight intothe personal and political journey of oneof the most influential leadersin recenthistoryand servesas a testament tothe power of self-reflection, empathy,and resilience.
summarize obama’s memoirs
anon
imagine being. punted
anon
she is boppin
anon
she is bosnin
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: D
anon
I’ve had that song which goes bum-bum-budadadadada bum-bum-budadadadadadada going through my head but I can’t remember it and never will
>>97541
anon
you can play it I may not listen
anon
why do i know the song but not the words
anon
can i play cringe kino
anon
.play bum-bum-budadadadada bum-bum-budadadadadadada
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badadadadadada bumbumdadada
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.skip
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this is not the song i was imagining
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Obama wrote: “In regard to homosexuality, I must say that I believe this is an attempt to remove oneself from the present, a refusal perhaps to perpetuate the endless farce of earthly life. You see, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination.”

“My mind is androgynous to a great extent and I hope to make it more so until I can think in terms of people, not women as opposed to men,” he added. “But, in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man, and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency.”
>>97543>>97540>>97542
anon
i am going to play cringe kino
anon
obama disgusting
anon
.play you can't run ghostlab
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>>97536
gibberish., sterile. no eros
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>>97528
All around the world
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>>97536
based!! literally me
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:3
anon
imgine kneelin g
anon
I can appreciate Obama. I think he actually did some good things.
>>97554
anon
>>97545
why do you hate obama personally. i can understand hating his presidency but this has nothing to do with his presidency
>>97556
anon
: D
anon
>>97553
bc hes a weird striver robot guy? layers and layers of artifice. horrible to imagine interacting with or talking to. so many problems
>>97558
anon
i think once you step into the role of american presidency, your soul leaves your body and an archon swoops in and takes control until your term ends. see: all the stuff jimmy carter did after being president
anon
>>97556
every guy who becomes president is weird. i don't think the US has ever had a normal president
>>97559
anon
>>97558
yeah but theres kinds of weird. trump is weird but hed be easy to talk to. just boomin
anon
we need a president that eats ass and sucks toes
>>97562
anon
talking to trump is like talking to your cousin while he's playing call of duty. he'll half listen to you and grunt and go ahmmm but he's not listening
anon
>>97560
we need a president who fucks the American people directly and not indirectly in a loving fashion
>>97565>>97566
anon
obama 100% feels threatened by people and starts looking atthem really hard while trying to think of some lawgic trap for them
anon
>>97562
Mr Gooner President
anon
iT shoULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>97571
anon
we need a sex president
anon
we need a president whos a sex freak with a hot body
anon
we need a president with a tight little core
anon
the american people deserve a president who'll grab your head and put your hand on your belly and make you feel him in you
anon
we need an incel president who refuses to leave the white house, fires all the female staff, and kills himself 2 years in
>>97576
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>>97571
need sleepy joe bf auuuggghhh
anon
>>97577
for me it's honest abe
anon
how are we sleeping on clinton here. under the DESK
anon
literally clinton
anon
clinton is asexual. he did not have sexual relations with that woman or anyone
anon
.play lil b swag like bill clinton
anon
he doesnt need that woman anymore
anon
>>97575
a lotta the time tho I think the sexual is mixed together with other attraction so he probably got what he wanted
anon
SWAG
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>>97575
insane incel pseud freak
anon
time to watch some twin peaks
#deliberalize (USER WAS DELIBERALIZED FOR THIS POST)
anon
#debrainworm
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#debrain
anon
imagine RFK croaking at you that hes going to blast the seed oils out of you
anon
im pleased with the direction this thread has taken
anon
i'm bill clinton
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SWAG
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WHITE HOUSE WHITE HOUSE
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>>97601
haha no he looks down and has a woman’s body. is he against it? does he try to transition back?
>>97605
anon
i would have said probably whatever he did with the bodies of the whale and the bear
anon
>>97603
roll to determine origin/mechanism of transformation. i suspect fauci
anon
what if fauci left a note on the table ‘yeah I did it loser haha but I’m in China now converting all their crops to gmos see ya!!!’
>>97608
anon
FAUCI made ME as a CHINESE BIOWEAPON but my TWINK ASS BROKE CONTAINMENT
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>>97608
you’re an excellent point and click adventure
anon
fucker
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: D
BigSadEnjoyer
>>97594
what if i woke up tmmrw in the body of a woman :(
>>97618
anon
everything was so much better when it was illkegal >>97611
BigSadEnjoyer
i wonder if my magatard parents would accept me if i got like magically genderbent instead of taking hormones and such
anon
imagine getting railed in a literal closet with your mouth covered held up against the wall listening to muffled magatard parents coming home below
>>97619>>97628>>97630
BigSadEnjoyer
OOOOOOOOOOOO DOCTOR STRANGE HAS A SPELL GO HAYWIRE AND IT TURNED ME INTO A WOMAN OH NOOOO GUESS I HAVE TO BE A GIRL NOWW
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>>97613
what if u did but then RFK shows up in a wizard outfit and swaps bodies with you
>>97623
anon
im sorry
anon
NO IM NOT
BigSadEnjoyer
>>97618
i would kms
anon
noooo I would cast a cool spell
anon
>>97622
No. You need to seek outside counsel. There is clearly something troubling you.
>>97627
anon
its just a hypo
anon
>>97616
imagine railing your Magatard husband who dresses as a woman to trick your closeted children into being traumatized quietly while they fuck upstairs against a wall trying to hide from you while loudly saying anti lgbt phrases
>>97633
anon
OUTED
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Phoneposters should be ashamed
>>97637
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>>97630
I wonder if that January 6th drag queen was pardoned
anon
im trying to parse the post but i'm a bit dizzy
anon
this thing should record all the events and let you play it back like a match recording so its not just flattened away
anon
demand higher dimensional archival
anon
i am going to bed. that is that
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>>97637
I'm reporting you for sexual harassment.
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BED
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you’ve been kissed by a phoneposter you’re guilty too
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z
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hehe *##*
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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LIBERALS
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: )
BigSadEnjoyer
i have a question to trans peoples here okay so i saw some memes that where framed in a
my life BEFORE dysphoria
my life AFTER dysphoria

did u guys live a significant part of ur life without dysphoria and then it just happened to u??
>>97735
BigSadEnjoyer
i had it since I was like 9 or 10 lol
BigSadEnjoyer
why must we send the men to die :<
opna
.skip
nonners
pretty crazy how bezos has like 200 bllion dollars, that means he could give 1 billion to everyone on the planet and still have like 342 billion dollars left
>>97666
BigSadEnjoyer
>>97664
wowow so crazyyy wow
BigSadEnjoyer
opna is cool but thats kind of wierd to want to be someone else lol
>>97674
anon
>>97673
everyone thinks im weird
anon
i am... not belonged anywhere
anon
i dnt like cheese why is that so weird. its a weird food. people shouldnt eat that its gone bad
>>97677>>97839
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>>97676
.play not even winsleydale
anon
cheese shouldn't be eaten
anon (You)
It can be good sometimes
anon (You)
but usually I avod it
anon
if i took a glass of orange juice and left it on the counter until it was SOLID you wouldnt eat that now would you???
anon
whys it any different for milk
anon
thats even grosser
anon (You)
it tastes good >>> sometimes <<<
anon
if rotten eggs taste good will you eat them?
>>97686
anon (You)
Im not even talking about what is it called
anon (You)
mold cheese? YUCK
anon
all cheese is mold chese thats what it is its milk thats so moldy its turned solid
anon (You)
bu thats extra mold in yo mold
anon (You)
if cheese looks somewhat tolerable the latter does not
anon (You)
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I like smoked cheese though
anon (You)
otherwise Im not eating
anon
🤷♀️ its all the same to me
anon
all YCUKY
anon
and if i say that in public. people look at me like i said I eat pet dogs
anon
Its NOT WEIRD TO HATE CHEESE
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ITS A WEIRD FOOD!!!!!!!
nonners
.play puppertown
anon
cheese smell like feet
>>97702
nonners
we have new glegle mascot
anon (You)
new glegle just dropped
anon (You)
(yesterday)
nonners
it only exists after i notice it
nonners
no
anon (You)
>>97710
I feel appreciated
nonners
whos that guy
anon
do you think lee is still out there making those posts or has it been an autistic copycat for the past few years
anon (You)
Could be both really
anon (You)
including the copycat baiting itself
anon
the son of lee
anon (You)
what is your final verdict
anon (You)
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Is this really their mindset
anon
>>97719
he lost the moment he became a schizo spammer
anon
are you familiar with the baskin roberts guy on /tv/
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>>97723
in a nutshell, he's basically an autist that spams "baskin roberts" or "trust fun band!" on any thread involving the simpsons, seth macfarlane show, or saw the movie franchise with an ai generated pic of the jigsaw puppet and simpsons characters every single day
anon
he also samefags to an insane degree, saying stuff like "Kek, this is kino!" to his initial baskin roberts or trust fun band posts
>>97733
anon
he is absolutely incomprehensive
anon
let me find ground zero
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[link removed]
anon
bah
anon (You)
they cut my powa
anon (You)
>>97725
LOL I love this one
anon (You)
I use it all the time
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>97651
i have it since 12-13, i dunno, never asked or thought abt that thing before (because children dont think too much)
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>>97647
i love hidamari sketch
anon (You)
us <3
anon
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you holding the grenade, me pulling the pin
::blush
>>97746
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>>97743
why is this one crying, that's not really blushing :<
anon (You)
one doesnt exclude the other
anon (You)
maybe someone hit her with pepper spray
anon
holy fuck
anon
i just watched an episode of house md and they needed to use epi twice and they USED IT TWICE
>>97756
anon
they are learning!!!!!
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>>97756
epinepherine its like the most common and useful medicine for emergency medicine they use it like fucking candy in the ER because it's also extremely safe
>>97765
anon
Its whats in epi pens
anon
its addrenhaline
anon
basically any time someone has airway obstruction or heart stopped or its too slow or they're going into shock or like 28 different other things you give them epinepherine
anon (You)
I know I was just making an inappropriate joke
anon
and they never ever ever use it on that tv show
anon
oh okay sorry my autismo is showing xd
anon (You)
>>97758
but the only reason I know about this is because of ss13
>>97766
anon
>>97765
yeah thats exactly how its used in real life you basically dont even wait to see whats wrong with them you just stab everyone with it because it stablizes every condition ever
>>97772
anon (You)
I sometimes mistake it for mining medipen and waste it
anon
xd
anon (You)
this is why I engineermax now
anon
i havent played real ss13 in like 5 years because i cant get it to run on leenux and byond doesnt work on wine and its slow as fuck thru a vm
anon
>>97766
.play mgs4 syringe abuse
anon
sadge
anon (You)
rip
anon
Ss14 on steam is kinda fun but it doesnt have the same magic
anon (You)
tile movement was a choice not an issue
anon
also the medic system kinda sucks also checkem
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.skip
anon
its super boring to play med or chem on ss14 because you just make and use a kit of like 8 useful drugs and they solve everything ever
anon
once in a blue moon someone gets cancer or something and the chems get to do something slightly more complicated
anon (You)
its weird how much muscle memory there is in ss13
anon (You)
I havent played it for years but I just did everything automatically kinda how tf2 voice commands work too
anon
im like that with cdda tbh
anon
i pick it up like once a year and think ive forgotten all the keybinds and then my brain just does them automatically
anon (You)
im too stoped to install graphics mods
anon (You)
and that kinda turns me off from cdda
anon (You)
the sheer mindfuck ultimate apocalypse in the game is kino however
>>97790
anon
I think one of the default ones is the best anyways, chibi ultica
anon
but yeah i see where ur coming from its not an especially pretty game
anon
>>97787
it is, but once u get really familiar with the systems it gets kinda boring
anon
theres an expression for it i cant remember, its like a really wide lake with shallow water
anon
Theres 10 billion things you can do but basically the only useful thing to do is find a few millitary zombs and get a gun that shoots 556 and then blow up a 556 turret at night when it cant see you and then build a death car and then the game is sort of solved
anon
and they keep adding stupid pain in the ass changes for muh realism but theyre all dumb and stupid and just amount to "this thing wouldnt be as easy in real life so we're going to add 10x the microing to do it in game also it will take 30 days instead of 3 days now, hope u have books and a vibrator dumbass"
>>97795
anon
but even so if you beeline a 556 gun and just play patient basically nothing is ever a threat and you want for nothing you just keep traveling to find whatever you need
anon
and if u ever find a m107a1 the game is just over, the ammo is everywhere and it oneshots everything and has the max range possible
anon
>>97795
i kinda like zomboid more now tbh, cause at least u can play with other people, the multiplayer is rly fun
anon
you *can* disassemble and reassemble every item in the game from base parts and grow crops and develop a settlement and do drug synthesis from plant feedstock and forge your own tools from raw metal and stuff like that but absolutely none of it is worth the time and effort. its always easier to just drive a little longer and find the item. and all the changes they add make all the real effort ways of doing it HARDER like why??
anon (You)
exactly, the crafting requires you to grind soo much and then grind again and again to unlock smithing
anon (You)
no keep going
anon
"you wouldnt be able to teach yourself metalworking in a month" ITS A GAME THERES ALSO NOT ZOMBIES IN REAL LIFE IDK IF U KNOW THAT DEVS
anon
sry ill stop ranting lmfao
anon (You)
but yeah, they also nerfed woodworking to the ground, because disassembling wooden shit AKA the only real way to get xp doesnt give you any xp any longer
anon
and they added super agressive skill rust for literally 0 reason
anon
Like?? if my background is a mechanic and ive been working on cars for any length of time, if i stop working on cars for a month I'm suddenly going to become an incompetent baby who can't remove a transmission?? how is that more realistic what the fuck does that even mean?????
anon (You)
In one of my longplays I wanted a mechanic level to go up and had to download a mod to automate removing every single thing from a car and putting it back
anon (You)
its just painful
anon
yep....
anon
and just to add insult to injury they made cars take a fuck of a lot more effort to repair simple damage and just maintain them
anon
it was already like an unnecessary thing to do, you really don't need more than any random gas car with a half decent engine and 2 cargo slots in place of the back seats. But you were ALLOWED to go above and beyond and spend a few weeks reading mechanic books so you could make an autism car with 3 V12s and a bunch of solar panels and military plating and stuff because its cool and fun
anon
and it was like. doable. took a month of ingame time maybe, and the guts of a dozen cars, but it was very doable with some persistence
anon
now the cars fall apart faster than you can fix them
anon
for No! reason!
anon (You)
0:01Boo-womp.mp4
I will die irl of old age before I can do shit I want to do INGAME cheating feels almost legit
anon
And half way through you'll forget how to apply bandaids to yourself and forget how to speak and how to tie your fucking shoes because u spent a month just doing cars, why didnt you practice tying your shoes dumbass??? it's not enough that you read shoe tying 101 last week, that doesnt count
anon (You)
tbf I saw bunch of cool ways to tie your shoes in pinterest
anon (You)
maybe there indeed is a shoe tying 101 book out there somewhere
>>97818
anon
>>97817
there probably is lol
anon
now whenever i play i just do lab starts with fucked mutations, its the one challenge in the game i actually enjoy
anon
By the time i escape the lab and find a decent rifle the game loses all interest to me, theres no dangerous enemies at all. except the fuck you storm which fucking kills you instantly regardless of your gear and says fuck you the whole time and even if you hide inside like you're supposed to you get spammed with stupid spoopy 3rd rate creepypasta writing about how u hear spoopy noises outside SHUT UP
>>97822
anon
i DONT WANNA HEAR IT
anon (You)
>>97820
Too bad there is no decent way to actually balance sprinters because if they are on you're just dead
anon
and ur not allowed to disable it because that would make the poor developers sad :'( and if they were sad they wouldnt want to work on it and improve it :'( (they said this like 2 years ago and havent done literally anything with the system and there is exactly 0 reward to jumping through all the hoops you need to go out in the storm)
anon (You)
brb\
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
#ai DSM-V diagnostic criteria for cooties:

The concept of "cooties" is not recognized as a diagnosable disorder in the DSM-V. It is generally considered to be a childhood belief or game rather than a clinical condition requiring diagnosis and treatment. As such, it does not have specific diagnostic criteria within the DSM-V.

However, if an individual exhibits extreme distress or impairment due to their fear of cooties, they may meet criteria for other disorders such as anxiety disorders (e.g., specific phobia) or obsessive-compulsive disorder. In these cases, appropriate diagnostic criteria from the DSM-V would be used for assessment and diagnosis.

It should also be noted that some cultures do recognize conditions similar to cooties, such as koro syndrome in Southeast Asia which involves a fear of genital shrinkage due to supernatural causes. However, this falls under cultural syndromes and is not included in the DSM-V either.
DSM-V diagnostic criteria for cooties:
>>97830
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
#ai DSM-V diagnostic criteria for cooties:

At least 6 months of persistent and excessive fear or anxiety related to contracting cooties (imagined insects, germs, or diseases that can be spread through contact with others)

The individual avoids social interactions and physical contact due to the fear of spreading or acquiring cooties

These thoughts and behaviors interfere significantly with daily life activities

The fear is not better explained by another mental disorder (such as obsessive-compulsive disorder)

Note: The presence of a specific phobia towards other insects, germs, or illnesses does not necessarily indicate a diagnosis of cooties. It must specifically relate to the concept of "cooties" as described above.
DSM-V diagnostic criteria for cooties:
anon (You)
Cooties is real
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
>>97827
#reply Apologize for your blatant cooties denialism. This is literally killing people!

Therefore, the diagnosis of cooties would not be appropriate or recommended. Any concerns about excessive fear or anxiety should be discussed with a mental health professional for proper assessment and treatment.
Apologize for your blatant cooties denialism. This is literally killing people!
anon (You)
Pretty sure they made a horror movie about that
anon (You)
but then again they do horror movies about anything
nonners
hi nons
nonners
n-nons??
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
hemlo
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
#ai Is air vegan?

No, due to the fact that air is made up of mostly nitrogen, oxygen and carbon dioxide, which are all gases and not derived from animals or animal products. Is air vegan?
shrimp
>>97824
imagine lacing your shoes using the pattern on the left but you do it the same way on both shoes so it doesnt mirror
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
#ai I put poo back in my pee hole and now it hurts ow ow what should I do?

You should start by contacting your doctor or a healthcare professional for advice. Putting foreign objects in your urinary tract can cause serious infection and damage, so it is important to seek medical attention immediately. In the meantime, try to drink plenty of water to help flush out any potential bacteria or irritants from your urinary tract. Avoid inserting anything else into the area and refrain from sexual activity until you have been properly checked by a medical professional. I put poo back in my pee hole and now it hurts ow ow what should I do?
anon
>>97676
hey I find cheese really underwhelming and an odd texture too! the extreme creaminess makes me gag. #hug
anon
>>97672
opba is nice and shares pictures taken outside. you could go on a jaunt and take us some pics mbe
anon
i do not like donald trump
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
one take
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
thirty
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
I'm not a big fan of the government
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
thirty on thirty
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
I'm not a big fan of the government
p!nIOh.loris
the garden is full of butterflies, i wanted to catch one, but its better to leave them be and appreciate its beauty from afar...
p!nIOh.loris
hiya wormies
anon (You)
its leeches™ now
anon
imagine being leeched through your worm
>>97857
!nIOh.loris
wut
anon (You)
>>97859
but she said same thing
anon
imagine if there was less talking and more worm leeching
anon (You)
she didn't say that
anon
wet pussy
!nIOh.loris
gatuno molhado
!nIOh.loris
everything hurts
!nIOh.loris
ow ow o

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