>>118221
phillipson ketamine penis is a good scifi man

im writing that down

ill check out breakfast of champions

yabba dabba doo

>>118223
into the death note with me yay yay

no no im gonna steal it for a name in one of my games

oh fuck yeah

>>118220
mm yeah those books that need a lot of mental focus to rly get all the good juice outta them, those are hard to read sometimes.... eyes glazin over the page and you just know u ain't getting all the details
time travel guide sounds silly n neato i like it. how to build atom bomb so you can kickstart ww2

>>118221
#give

i p much exclusively read books on my lunch break so anything that takes a lotta effort, or is not super engaging, ain't gonna work....
but i can also trudge thru all sorts of shitty books by just reading like. a page or two a day

nikola tesla autobiography sucks ass in this context #themoreuknow

he wrote an autobiography?

kinda, he wrote a bunch of essays abt his life and his inventions and ideas and those got published in magazines and shit at the time he was popular
the book i read was like a collection of all of them. was cool to read about his childhood and his whacky visualisation (man could just see shit in front of him, like the opposite of aphantasia. super phantasia. idk)

but the second half of the collection was like him talking about all these amazing inventions he was GOING to make, and how they would blow the dick out of everything that came before, but you as the reader have like a century of hindsight and the shit he's talking about either 1) doesn't pan out at all or 2) is like. just fine. not really crazy

he had an idea for a war machine that was a blimp with a single line of metal wire running allll the way to the ground, but not quite touching it
he theorised that if you ran a gigafuckton of power thru that wire it would basically incinerate everything below it because of electricity magic
that's about the coolest idea he talks about

america has fallen...

although ironically it is the exact thing i was looking for

>>118239
they know the market, they are inside ur braainnn

>>118236
thats going in my game too thats rad

>>118242
nice aliasing anon
are you using one of those offshoot firefox-like browsers?
i heard that anything non-firefox/google/safari is like autoblocked from cloudflare robot shit

>>118245
excellent monospace vibe

>>118243
idk if it would actually work but he seemed confident it would
he was like "this device would inspire such fear that it would prevent wars, for were one nation to declare that it were sending the electricity blimp to another nation, the defender would surrender immediately"
just threaten to nuke everyone and peace is guaranteed. perfect technique

>>118247
>anus.com

>>118247
those anus dot com thought zines are getting out of hand

>>118248
lmao

i feel like well the biggest problem is its really easy to shoot down blimps nowadays

mhm just hindenburg that mf and no more electricity noodling

there's a mighty loud commotion goin on outside my apartment and idk wtf is happening
lotta yelling and chanting and horns and shit

peep outside the window

yandex has the best image search for people tbh

whoa double text

nvm visual glitch

>>118259
it is happening

>>118260

>>118262
at last!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>118259
wow... somethings happening...

the time has come

and so have i

nothing on my local subreddit. the internet has failed us all

looks like i'll have to ask HUMANS in REAL LIFE about this

disgustang

.play desgustang

>>118272
#chuck

lol i hit f5

permapurple swag

>>118272

im the phone with customer support on hold very fun

tiredpilled sleepmoder

>>118278
take the restpill

>>118277
is the hold music any good
sometimes it can be abanger

no its awful

aw no rip

the worst ones cut out the music suddenly and then have robot say "thanks for waiting. ur very special to me" and then resume the music

.play the absolute worst music on youtube

.play dick n balls

dick n balls

.skip

>>118286
coward

balls n dick

>>118289
now we're innovating

i dont wanna lose youuuu

this is definitely the worst song/video

.play wake me up cover beth

>uploaded in 2006

>>118296
>this is what they took from you

>>118296
too sincere..... oh dear....

that was super easy and fast actually

shit singing but kind of a cool song actually change my mind

idk why they cant send the thing for resetting my pin to my actual phone instead of an email adress but w/e

>>118301
would certainly be better with better production, not terribad

>>118302
maybe something security................

>>118303
no bad production is based actually

>>118304
yeah but like i call in and ask to change it they just ask for ym name then send a code the my number anyways

SOVL

the lyrics are ass

the code also never was sent to any of my emails

>>118305
reminds me of that album made by these isolated kids who had literally never heard music before, but had instruments and made their own songs

what is the video even about

>>118311
n/a

.skip

.play [YouTube]

bars

#wiki the shaggs [Wikipedia]

i think ive seen this posted on /mu/ before now that you mention it

it's definitely a mu-tier meme

>>118321
it's fucking true

these kids walked so beefheart could also walk (i don't like cpt beefheart)

.play [YouTube]

im sooo tired

>>118325
same

lets go TMM

>>118325
>>118326
consider: go to bed

>>118328
its 8 pm no

im at work V_V

>>118330
call in a bomb threat and head off early

can u do it for me

sure gimme a phone number to ring

.play zach hill practicing

sorry i never learned my numbers

this video used to be posted on mu nonstop lol

>>118335
that's ok..... phone numbers are really big anyway they're hard to count up to

that’s really morally strong of you to hold yourself back from having the power to do evil

I’m going to forget every word so I can never say any bad things

>>118336
i can see why

mu is so predictable in what it thinks is cool and epic and they're honestly not that wrong

>>118339
forgetting how to swear so as to remain pure of heart

>>118333
+12125714417

>>118340
>noooo its bad nooooo its goood

lol ok so

>need to pay for phone plan online
>card asks for verification code form my phone number/

oops

>my phone plan is expired so i cant verify

>>118343
ordered some subway for you can you pick it up

>>118348
lmao

>>118349
thank u no im on the wrong continent maybe sadchan wants it tho

ill take it

>>118352
swag it's in new york

oh thats quite a walk

subways open for another few hours i think

i just hope it doesnt get cold by the time i get there

its good excersie

>>118356
i put my 'ways in the fridge anyway so it's fine, i like em cold

eggsaresides

i usually have to microwave my sub

>>118360
disgusting post

>>118324
man's going nasty on those drums to be honest

.play nice job team

eh im bored

.skip

.play reviewbrah bothered by zach hill's drumming

>>118364
gnat-sized attention span!!!

>>118367
its true...

.skip

does reviewbrah live near zach hill lol

no lol

the video got me

i'm snagged

i havent had a subway in ages...

they're not very good from what i remember

just seeing reviewbrah makes me hungry for fast food

dont they have like plastic in their tuna or something someone found

>>118378
extra vitamins (microplastic is a vitamin)

the plastics in my brain make me happier

>>118377
he's in the pocket of big mac

>>118381
hah

.play bad luck to kill a sea bird

fuck youtube

f

.play alessi brotherse sea bird

.skip

>>118389
#throw

.play hark triton hark

fucking

notabailableinmygountry

.skip

.play [YouTube]

.play no illegal drugs on my property wewoweoo

>>118395
i'd watch this film

wooOOooOOooOOooOO

hello darling

.play no illegal drugs on my property wewoweoo

i like that it has black bars on top/bottom AND left/right

.play no illegal drugs on my property wewoweoo

WOoOooOo

.play no illegal drugs on my property wewoweoo

.play chinese man singing into a hole in the ground and hitting someone in the head with ice as they reply

.play aphex twin sekonda

i leave you with this

good resting nonners

cya

WORMSSSS

hi c:

hinonymous

how are you doing this fine friday eve

gooooood wbu

i'm chillen & viben & keepin it tight u know how it is

this mf hunts monsters

i was so mad i missed the first beta test

that is clearly a friend of monsters, not a hunter

dragon riding a dragon

it's porygon

holy shit porygon

a hind leg appears

thats not a leg 😏

😳

its his tail

he's becoming round

horrid

NOO

agi has gone rogue

>>118449
doggy porygon

yeah altight

is that a fucking two

maybe :3

>>118458
.play futurama no such thing as two

there is only 1

aw i liked that song

0 isnt real 2 isnt real only 1 is real there is only 1

no such thing as nothing

>>118465
lmao

the psych appointment is schedules during the onlyfangs mc raid this is cringe

>>118469
its just many 1's

>>118468
the things we must do for the brain chemicals

im gonna miss people dyyying

>>118470
ok.. alright........ you win this one......

>>118473
this ONe heh 😏

>>118472
why not record it with your tv recorder thing like they would do in the ye olden days. rip it to vhs

>>118475
true!

meth

>>118477
he smokin that green

>>118481
? ?
>link removed
>played anyway

maybe the link scrubber works after the wormwatcher
are u on a new ip perhaps

laufey is very comfy

how many houses do you own?

>>118486
this mf got multiple houses
real estate mogul

im gonna ban them for being a landlord

not my problem

i dont actually care about people i just hate people who are doing better than i am

and every landlord is

spite is as good a fuel as any

i actually think less of youtubers that take rsl sponsors

>>118499
i saw that and tried to click the link and you made a fool of us

>>118502
what its just pen island :)

>>118500
>>118501
get sponsorblock addon and never watch in-video sponsors again

>>118504
yeah i got it recently its amazing

usd to manually skip them lol

>>118505
>>118506
two excellent gamers on the board

>>118507
same, having them auto disappear now i can't imagine going back

one of those paradigm shifts that u don't realise you need until you have it

>>118510
fr

>>118511
perhaps you have become the monster after all

kill them

>:)

>>118516
very talented

booger booger

sry freudian slip

>doesnt know

not really

pizza hut is mid

i got a 100 and a 99.5 on my last 2 math assignments r u proud

its really easy cause im super smart at math and its also open book

goood jobbb

shader compilation for monster hunter wilds has taken over 7 minutes so far and it sonly half way done

>>118532
congratz you're almost ready to fly those planes that bomb kids in syria now!!! huge

my dream job <3

i actualy did wanna be a jet pilot when i was younger

>>118538
gotta make sure the shadows on those scalies are extra crisp eles u can't nut

true

!

forbidden elephant

the poachers can have that one

kjghdfkj

>>118494
part of this dance is building 1 bunker per living person lmfao

>>118550
an important component of not caring is also caring very much about ur citizens and their basic needs

you spend time making systems that allow you to not care very much in the future

>>118552
yees exactly lmao

>>118553
donkeygon

their wartime strategy is "everyone fucking disappears and to all outside observers the entire country looks like a bunch of automatic artillery hidden in the swiss alps"

"don't bomb me or each one of my citizens will fire their government issued rocket launchers"

"nobody here but us ducks"

(ducks means guns and snow)

and they found a way to make money off of it. which is cool i guess but it also involves working with the nazis or whoever is the current evil guy so..

man i evidently know nothing abt swiss wartime antics

yeah their whole thing is making the value proposition of invading really really fucking bad

basically nothing to take, enough defenses to be a pain in the fucking ass plus you have to climb a bunch of mountains to do it, and if you decide not to invade they will be a bank 4u

hello trannies

good evening nonny

>>118567
dip it in no-hurt-juice

are you talking about mormons

>>118564
based as fuck. all war should be economically unfeasible cause that shit sucks

>>118569
better, the swiss

*pukes*

anon hates the swiss

based

I read a book about the near future

earth, by david brin, and it features Total Swiss Death

nooo rip switzerland

>>118571
its really cool yeah, but the whole "nazis and allies are literally the same thing (ppl with money who need a bank" sort of puts a damper on the whole thing....

It also includes a war pitting most of the Earth against Switzerland, fueled by outrage over the Swiss allowing generations of kleptocrats to hide their stolen wealth in the country's banks.
-wikipedia

>>118581
ok kinda based actually

>>118580
i guess the power of having a lot of money infra is getting to be friends with everyone, nice or nasty

>>118584
yeah, it's very good for themselves for sure

but like idk definitely giving up morals a little bit to refuse to ever like denounce anybody no matter what they do

mmmm it certainly has its downsides..... i guess u gotta be impartial in that situation when everyone knows you as the cool chill bank country

politics is so stinky

yeah i mean i dont blame them i just think it's a pretty cynical worldview but i mean fair enough you gotta look out for yourself somehow

>>118591
uncomfortable how some of this is me ...

>>118593
didn't watch saved anyway #lol #rekt (118) nerd

>>118593
this is not the whole thing also it's ephedrin based which is very outdated and the government monitors ephedrine very closely now

#owned (119)

>>118598
anon gets up to some stuff in their downtime

>>118602
ye lmfao it is

>>118600
every university chemist has made illegal drugs btw, its a cultural thing

>>118604
based tbh

i see a lotta youtube chemists making all sorts of crazy shit and i just know they're cookin up some fucked up shit offscreen

>>118610
oh now this is nasty hell yeah

also small amounts of banned explosives

just in case

comes in handy sometimes

lole

i mean the thing about explosives is its really not about the quality as much as the quantity