>>118221↪
phillipson ketamine penis is a good scifi man

im writing that down

ill check out breakfast of champions

yabba dabba doo

>>118223↪
into the death note with me yay yay

no no im gonna steal it for a name in one of my games

oh fuck yeah

>>118220↪
mm yeah those books that need a lot of mental focus to rly get all the good juice outta them, those are hard to read sometimes.... eyes glazin over the page and you just know u ain't getting all the details
time travel guide sounds silly n neato i like it. how to build atom bomb so you can kickstart ww2

>>118221↪
#give

i p much exclusively read books on my lunch break so anything that takes a lotta effort, or is not super engaging, ain't gonna work....
but i can also trudge thru all sorts of shitty books by just reading like. a page or two a day

nikola tesla autobiography sucks ass in this context #themoreuknow

he wrote an autobiography?

kinda, he wrote a bunch of essays abt his life and his inventions and ideas and those got published in magazines and shit at the time he was popular
the book i read was like a collection of all of them. was cool to read about his childhood and his whacky visualisation (man could just see shit in front of him, like the opposite of aphantasia. super phantasia. idk)

but the second half of the collection was like him talking about all these amazing inventions he was GOING to make, and how they would blow the dick out of everything that came before, but you as the reader have like a century of hindsight and the shit he's talking about either 1) doesn't pan out at all or 2) is like. just fine. not really crazy

he had an idea for a war machine that was a blimp with a single line of metal wire running allll the way to the ground, but not quite touching it
he theorised that if you ran a gigafuckton of power thru that wire it would basically incinerate everything below it because of electricity magic
that's about the coolest idea he talks about

america has fallen...

although ironically it is the exact thing i was looking for

>>118239↪
they know the market, they are inside ur braainnn

>>118236↪
thats going in my game too thats rad

>>118242↪
nice aliasing anon
are you using one of those offshoot firefox-like browsers?
i heard that anything non-firefox/google/safari is like autoblocked from cloudflare robot shit

>>118245↪
excellent monospace vibe

>>118243↪
idk if it would actually work but he seemed confident it would
he was like "this device would inspire such fear that it would prevent wars, for were one nation to declare that it were sending the electricity blimp to another nation, the defender would surrender immediately"
just threaten to nuke everyone and peace is guaranteed. perfect technique

>>118247↪
>anus.com

>>118247↪
those anus dot com thought zines are getting out of hand

>>118248↪
lmao

i feel like well the biggest problem is its really easy to shoot down blimps nowadays

mhm just hindenburg that mf and no more electricity noodling

there's a mighty loud commotion goin on outside my apartment and idk wtf is happening
lotta yelling and chanting and horns and shit

peep outside the window

yandex has the best image search for people tbh

>>118259↪
it is happening

>>118260↪
s71313e

>>118262↪
at last!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>118259↪
wow... somethings happening...

the time has come

and so have i

nothing on my local subreddit. the internet has failed us all

looks like i'll have to ask HUMANS in REAL LIFE about this

disgustang

.play desgustang

>>118272↪
#chuck

lol i hit f5

permapurple swag

>>118272↪
28jco5tf
28jco5t

im the phone with customer support on hold very fun

tiredpilled sleepmoder

>>118278↪
take the restpill

>>118277↪
is the hold music any good
sometimes it can be abanger

no its awful

aw no rip

the worst ones cut out the music suddenly and then have robot say "thanks for waiting. ur very special to me" and then resume the music

.play the absolute worst music on youtube

.play dick n balls

dick n balls

.skip

>>118286↪
coward

balls n dick

>>118289↪
now we're innovating

i dont wanna lose youuuu

this is definitely the worst song/video

.play wake me up cover beth

>uploaded in 2006

>>118296↪
>this is what they took from you

>>118296↪
too sincere..... oh dear....

that was super easy and fast actually

shit singing but kind of a cool song actually change my mind

idk why they cant send the thing for resetting my pin to my actual phone instead of an email adress but w/e

>>118301↪
would certainly be better with better production, not terribad

>>118302↪
maybe something security................

>>118303↪
no bad production is based actually

>>118304↪
yeah but like i call in and ask to change it they just ask for ym name then send a code the my number anyways

SOVL

the lyrics are ass

the code also never was sent to any of my emails

>>118305↪
reminds me of that album made by these isolated kids who had literally never heard music before, but had instruments and made their own songs

what is the video even about

>>118311↪
n/a

.skip

.play [YouTube]

bars

#wiki the shaggs [Wikipedia]

i think ive seen this posted on /mu/ before now that you mention it

it's definitely a mu-tier meme

>>118321↪
it's fucking true

these kids walked so beefheart could also walk (i don't like cpt beefheart)

.play [YouTube]

im sooo tired

>>118325↪
same

lets go TMM

>>118325↪
>>118326↪
consider: go to bed

>>118328↪
its 8 pm no

im at work V_V

>>118330↪
call in a bomb threat and head off early

can u do it for me

sure gimme a phone number to ring

.play zach hill practicing

sorry i never learned my numbers

this video used to be posted on mu nonstop lol

>>118335↪
that's ok..... phone numbers are really big anyway they're hard to count up to

that’s really morally strong of you to hold yourself back from having the power to do evil

I’m going to forget every word so I can never say any bad things

>>118336↪
i can see why

mu is so predictable in what it thinks is cool and epic and they're honestly not that wrong

>>118339↪
forgetting how to swear so as to remain pure of heart

>>118333↪
+12125714417

>>118340↪
>noooo its bad nooooo its goood

lol ok so

>need to pay for phone plan online
>card asks for verification code form my phone number/

oops

>my phone plan is expired so i cant verify

>>118343↪
ordered some subway for you can you pick it up

>>118348↪
lmao

>>118349↪
thank u no im on the wrong continent maybe sadchan wants it tho

ill take it

>>118352↪
swag it's in new york

oh thats quite a walk

subways open for another few hours i think

i just hope it doesnt get cold by the time i get there

its good excersie

>>118356↪
i put my 'ways in the fridge anyway so it's fine, i like em cold

eggsaresides

i usually have to microwave my sub

>>118360↪
disgusting post

>>118324↪
man's going nasty on those drums to be honest

.play nice job team

eh im bored

.skip

.play reviewbrah bothered by zach hill's drumming

>>118364↪
gnat-sized attention span!!!

>>118367↪
its true...

.skip

does reviewbrah live near zach hill lol

no lol

the video got me

i'm snagged

i havent had a subway in ages...

they're not very good from what i remember

just seeing reviewbrah makes me hungry for fast food

dont they have like plastic in their tuna or something someone found

>>118378↪
extra vitamins (microplastic is a vitamin)

the plastics in my brain make me happier

>>118377↪
he's in the pocket of big mac

>>118381↪
hah

.play bad luck to kill a sea bird

fuck youtube

f

.play alessi brotherse sea bird

.skip

>>118389↪
#throw

.play hark triton hark

fucking

notabailableinmygountry

.skip

.play [YouTube]

.play no illegal drugs on my property wewoweoo

>>118395↪
i'd watch this film

wooOOooOOooOOooOO

hello darling

.play no illegal drugs on my property wewoweoo

i like that it has black bars on top/bottom AND left/right

.play no illegal drugs on my property wewoweoo

WOoOooOo

.play no illegal drugs on my property wewoweoo

.play chinese man singing into a hole in the ground and hitting someone in the head with ice as they reply

.play aphex twin sekonda

i leave you with this

good resting nonners

cya

WORMSSSS

hi c:

hinonymous

how are you doing this fine friday eve

gooooood wbu

i'm chillen & viben & keepin it tight u know how it is

this mf hunts monsters

i was so mad i missed the first beta test

that is clearly a friend of monsters, not a hunter

dragon riding a dragon

it's porygon

holy shit porygon

a hind leg appears

thats not a leg 😏

😳

its his tail

he's becoming round

horrid

NOO

agi has gone rogue

>>118449↪
doggy porygon

yeah altight

is that a fucking two

maybe :3

>>118458↪
.play futurama no such thing as two

there is only 1

aw i liked that song

0 isnt real 2 isnt real only 1 is real there is only 1

no such thing as nothing

>>118465↪
lmao

the psych appointment is schedules during the onlyfangs mc raid this is cringe

>>118469↪
its just many 1's

>>118468↪
the things we must do for the brain chemicals

im gonna miss people dyyying

>>118470↪
ok.. alright........ you win this one......

>>118473↪
this ONe heh 😏

>>118472↪
why not record it with your tv recorder thing like they would do in the ye olden days. rip it to vhs

>>118475↪
true!

meth

>>118477↪
he smokin that green

>>118481↪
? ?
>link removed
>played anyway

maybe the link scrubber works after the wormwatcher
are u on a new ip perhaps

laufey is very comfy

how many houses do you own?

>>118486↪
this mf got multiple houses
real estate mogul

im gonna ban them for being a landlord

not my problem

i dont actually care about people i just hate people who are doing better than i am

and every landlord is

spite is as good a fuel as any

i actually think less of youtubers that take rsl sponsors

>>118499↪
i saw that and tried to click the link and you made a fool of us

>>118502↪
what its just pen island :)

>>118500↪
>>118501↪
get sponsorblock addon and never watch in-video sponsors again

>>118504↪
yeah i got it recently its amazing

usd to manually skip them lol

>>118505↪
>>118506↪
two excellent gamers on the board

>>118507↪
same, having them auto disappear now i can't imagine going back

one of those paradigm shifts that u don't realise you need until you have it

>>118510↪
fr

>>118511↪
perhaps you have become the monster after all

kill them

>:)

>>118516↪
very talented

booger booger

sry freudian slip

>doesnt know

not really

pizza hut is mid

i got a 100 and a 99.5 on my last 2 math assignments r u proud

its really easy cause im super smart at math and its also open book

goood jobbb

shader compilation for monster hunter wilds has taken over 7 minutes so far and it sonly half way done

>>118532↪
congratz you're almost ready to fly those planes that bomb kids in syria now!!! huge

my dream job <3

i actualy did wanna be a jet pilot when i was younger

>>118538↪
gotta make sure the shadows on those scalies are extra crisp eles u can't nut

true

!

forbidden elephant

the poachers can have that one

kjghdfkj

>>118494↪
part of this dance is building 1 bunker per living person lmfao

>>118550↪
an important component of not caring is also caring very much about ur citizens and their basic needs

you spend time making systems that allow you to not care very much in the future

>>118552↪
yees exactly lmao

>>118553↪
donkeygon

their wartime strategy is "everyone fucking disappears and to all outside observers the entire country looks like a bunch of automatic artillery hidden in the swiss alps"

"don't bomb me or each one of my citizens will fire their government issued rocket launchers"

"nobody here but us ducks"

(ducks means guns and snow)

and they found a way to make money off of it. which is cool i guess but it also involves working with the nazis or whoever is the current evil guy so..

man i evidently know nothing abt swiss wartime antics

yeah their whole thing is making the value proposition of invading really really fucking bad

basically nothing to take, enough defenses to be a pain in the fucking ass plus you have to climb a bunch of mountains to do it, and if you decide not to invade they will be a bank 4u

hello trannies

good evening nonny

>>118567↪
dip it in no-hurt-juice

are you talking about mormons

>>118564↪
based as fuck. all war should be economically unfeasible cause that shit sucks

>>118569↪
better, the swiss

*pukes*

anon hates the swiss

based

I read a book about the near future

earth, by david brin, and it features Total Swiss Death

nooo rip switzerland

>>118571↪
its really cool yeah, but the whole "nazis and allies are literally the same thing (ppl with money who need a bank" sort of puts a damper on the whole thing....

It also includes a war pitting most of the Earth against Switzerland, fueled by outrage over the Swiss allowing generations of kleptocrats to hide their stolen wealth in the country's banks.
-wikipedia

>>118581↪
ok kinda based actually

>>118580↪
i guess the power of having a lot of money infra is getting to be friends with everyone, nice or nasty

>>118584↪
yeah, it's very good for themselves for sure

but like idk definitely giving up morals a little bit to refuse to ever like denounce anybody no matter what they do

mmmm it certainly has its downsides..... i guess u gotta be impartial in that situation when everyone knows you as the cool chill bank country

politics is so stinky

yeah i mean i dont blame them i just think it's a pretty cynical worldview but i mean fair enough you gotta look out for yourself somehow

>>118591↪
uncomfortable how some of this is me ...

>>118593↪
didn't watch saved anyway #lol #rekt (118) nerd

>>118593↪
this is not the whole thing also it's ephedrin based which is very outdated and the government monitors ephedrine very closely now

#owned (119)

>>118598↪
anon gets up to some stuff in their downtime

>>118602↪
ye lmfao it is

>>118600↪
every university chemist has made illegal drugs btw, its a cultural thing

>>118604↪
based tbh