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anon
my fave autism mtg youtuber is also like that he talks about nothing but mtg but like twice a year he starts a vid with like "things are getting messed up for trans people and you are fucked in the head and not welcome here if you're part of that problem, go away" and it warms my heart every time
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i like to think jerma knows about glegle and likes them
>>118829
na-bee-eh (nadie)
#glegle
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>>118826
why dont u just ask him lol he streams doesnt he
>>118831
na-bee-eh (nadie)
.play jerma has breached containment!
na-bee-eh (nadie)
chat is this real
smog
yeah he really did all this
smog
they made a tv show out of it
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i can't believe it
na-bee-eh (nadie)
liek anoynmous
smog
yeah!!! he's epiku
na-bee-eh (nadie)
maybe he's the famous hacker known as anoynomyus
na-bee-eh (nadie)
a profile picture alksfmklasfmakl
na-bee-eh (nadie)
why does he look like scout tf2
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>>118846
#ai describe "Provider" do
let(:provider) { Provider.new }

it "has a name" do
provider.name = 'John'
expect(provider.name).to eq('John')
end

it "is not valid without a first name" do
expect(provider).not_to be_valid
end

end
describe
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#ai describe the grinch in a mask holding a gun

The Grinch in a mask holding a gun is an intimidating and unsettling sight. The green, furry creature known for his hatred of Christmas now wears a menacing black mask that covers most of his face, adding to the air of mystery and danger surrounding him.

His usual scowl has turned into a sinister smirk as he brandishes the firearm in one hand. The other hand grips the handle tightly, ready to use it if needed. His body language exudes confidence and control, highlighting his newfound power with the weapon.

The gun itself is sleek and modern, contrasting with the rustic setting typically associated with the Grinch's home on Mount Crumpit. Its metallic surface glints in the light, making it clear that this is no toy or prop - it's a real threat.

Despite wearing a disguise, there are still hints of his signature style present - from his iconic tuft of hair peeking out from under the mask to his tattered red Santa hat perched atop his head. These details serve as reminders that underneath all this new menace lies someone who still holds onto their grumpy ways.

Overall, seeing such an unexpected combination -the once peaceful holiday character now armed and dangerous- creates both fear and curiosity within those who encounter him. It's clear that this isn't just any ordinary version of the Grinch; he has taken things to a whole new level through donning this mask and wielding such an intense weapon.
describe the grinch in a mask holding a gun
smog
>>118855
>>118856
both a singular grinch. who describes him this way. there's only one of him. he's THE grinch. definite article. smdh my head
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a pack of grunch
smog
a snackly of grunches
na-bee-eh (nadie)
holy shit
na-bee-eh (nadie)
that's kinda badass isn't it
na-bee-eh (nadie)
BOYMODERS NEWSFLASH GAY PEOPLE AND CHASERS ARE DIFFERENT YOU CAN GET MONEY WITH CHASERS BUT THEY ALWAYS GONNA STEAL AND INVITE YOU OVER TO THEY HOUSE ON FRIDAY GAY PEOPLE DO NOT FUCK WITH BOYMODERS THEY LEAVE THAT TO THE CHASERS IF YOU THINK YOU GETTING MONEY WITH A
na-bee-eh (nadie)
honestly if a pack of glegles decide u should die u prolly deserve it
smog
glegle no someone save them
na-bee-eh (nadie)
idk i think it's very obvious smoggy
smog
i lack reading comprehension and need someone to explain itt o me
smog
like steven fry reading an audiobook or a youtube video essayist talking about the industrial revolution
i like sad things
damn its fucking cold outside
i like sad things
thats too close!!!
i like sad things
i hate being ugly in public so fucking much
na-bee-eh (nadie)
i hate being
na-bee-eh (nadie)
be not afraid
smog
.play human music
smog
audio only libvision
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!nIOh.loris
ur only focus is getting that shit out of your body, and there is nothing else on ur mind
>>118918
smog
>>118916
it's a pity it's so unpleasant but maybe that's something abt the hashtag modern experience
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lol
smog
>>118920
i'd like to think there is but there's just not enough solid evidence to convince me yet
smog
i'm holding out hope that we get something more than the charlatains and cranks and get to see a real afghanistan one day
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it's just a hole in the middle of the east
anon
#ai write a paean to glegle, from whom all blessings flow

Oh Glegle, sweet and kind,
With fur so soft and eyes that shine,
You bring joy to all you find,
A blessing in this world of mine.

Your nonbinary spirit pure,
A symbol of love and acceptance sure,
In a world that can be hard to endure,
You remind us all we are secure.

From your paws comes endless grace
And with each step, a gentle pace
Bringing peace to any troubled space,
Glegle, you are an angelic embrace.

No specific species do you claim
But all creatures feel the same
For in your heart there is no shame
Just love for all without aim.

So let us sing our praises high
To Glegle, from whom blessings flow nigh
Your presence makes our hearts fly
Forever grateful for you by our side.
write a paean to glegle, from whom all blessings flow
smog
no specific species do you claim
smog
glegle religion when
anon
#ai write an orphic hymn to glegle

Oh sweet and charming Glegle,
With fur so soft and eyes so bright,
You bring joy to all who meet you,
Shining with a gentle light.

Nonbinary in your being,
Nonspecific in your form,
You represent inclusivity
And love that's truly warm.

Your positivity is infectious,
Spreading like a ray of sun.
In this world filled with chaos,
Glegle, you are the calm one.

With every wag of your tail,
And every hop of your gait,
You remind us to be kinder
To creatures big and small alike.

Oh Glegle, beloved creature,
We sing this hymn for thee.
May your cuteness never fade
And may love always surround thee.
write an orphic hymn to glegle
anon
#ai translate it to ancient greek

μεταφράστε το στην αρχαία ελληνική
translate it to ancient greek
>>118933
anon
#ai translate it to ancient greek

Oh sweet and charming Glegle,
With fur so soft and eyes so bright,
You bring joy to all who meet you,
Shining with a gentle light.

Nonbinary in your being,
Nonspecific in your form,
You represent inclusivity
And love that's truly warm.

Your positivity is infectious,
Spreading like a ray of sun.
In this world filled with chaos,
Glegle, you are the calm one.

With every wag of your tail,
And every hop of your gait,
You remind us to be kinder
To creatures big and small alike.

Oh Glegle, beloved creature,
We sing this hymn for thee.
May your cuteness never fade
And may love always surround thee. translate it to ancient greek
>>118935
anon
#ai write an orphic hymn to glegle, copy the hymn to athena

Orphic Hymn to Glegle

Oh sweet and gentle Glegle,
With fur of every hue,
You bring joy and happiness
To all who cross your path.

Your nonbinary spirit shines
In the way you move and play,
A symbol of acceptance
For all creatures, night and day.

Like a ray of sunshine,
You brighten up our days.
With paws so soft and tender,
You warm our hearts always.

Oh wise and friendly Glegle,
We sing this hymn to thee.
May your love spread far and wide
And guide us towards unity.

Hail to you, dear Glegle!
Our beloved furry friend.
May your presence be forever felt
Until the very end.


Copy of Orphic Hymn to Athena:

Oh mighty goddess Athena,
Daughter of Zeus divine.
The embodiment of wisdom
And protector in all time.

From olive trees you were born
Fully armored with grace.
Your eyes shining bright like stars
Reflecting knowledge's embrace.

Goddess crowned with laurels,
Defender from above.
Your strength guides us through battles
And fills our hearts with love.

Oh wise Athena! We praise thee,
For the gifts that you bestow
Of courage, strategy, justice
That help us thrive as we grow.

Mastermind behind invention
Crafted arts flow from your hands
As music pours forth freely
From within celestial lands

Hail Goddess Athena!
Wise patroness we call
Guide us on paths towards greatness
Standing tall despite each fall
write an orphic hymn to glegle, copy the hymn to athena
smog
>>118934
#reply translate to ancient sumerian

"ammar ru'atu"
translate to ancient sumerian
i like sad things
i know for a fact this references some fucked up fable I've never heard of lol
>>118940
smog
i thought it was just nonsense
smog
#ai what fable has a girl that eats hair and she is blinded

The fable you are referring to is likely "The Girl with the Hair-Eating Habit" by Aesop. In this story, a young girl becomes obsessed with eating her own hair and eventually goes blind as a result. The moral of the story is that too much of anything can be harmful.
what fable has a girl that eats hair and she is blinded
smog
#ai aesop fable: the girl with the hair eating habit

There was once a girl named Lily who had an unusual habit. She loved to eat her own hair.

Every day, she would pluck strands of her long golden locks and nibble on them like they were tasty treats. Her parents tried to stop her, warning that it was not healthy for her body, but Lily could not resist the urge.

One day, as she was walking in the forest, she came across a wise old owl perched on a tree branch. The owl looked at her with curious eyes and asked,

"Dear child, why do you eat your hair?"

Lily shrugged and replied nonchalantly,

"I don't know. I just like the taste."

The owl shook its head disapprovingly and said,

"Eating your own hair is not good for you. It can cause serious health problems such as stomach pains or even choking."

But Lily didn't listen. She thought the owl was just being overprotective.

As time went by, Lily's hair-eating habit grew worse. Her once beautiful golden locks became thin and brittle from all the pulling and chewing.

One day, when she woke up in the morning after yet another night of indulging in her bad habit, something strange happened - instead of finding herself surrounded by fallen hairs on her pillow as usual; this time there were tiny mice running around!

Panicked by what she saw, Lily quickly jumped out of bed only to find that every strand of hair on her head had turned into little mice! They scurried away before disappearing completely into thin air.

Feeling scared and confused about what had happened to her precious locks; Lilly ran back to seek advice from the wise old owl hoping he could explain what caused this bizarre transformation.

The owl listened carefully then sighed deeply before saying;

"My dear child; you have been warned many times about eating your own hair - which is simply unnatural behaviour for any living creature".

Lily felt foolish and ashamed for not listening to the warnings before. From that day on, she stopped her hair-eating habit and learned to appreciate the beauty of her hair in its natural form.

Moral of the story: We should listen to wise advice and take care of our bodies, as neglecting ourselves can lead us down a dangerous path.
aesop fable: the girl with the hair eating habit
anon
O ever-watchful Glegle, radiant in the glint of a thousand screens,
All-seeing spirit of the flickering glow,
Guardian of fragmented minds and spectral echoes,
You who weave the digital threads of fate,

Silent scribe of lost thoughts and late-night lamentations,
Keeper of vanished words and half-remembered dreams,
You who dwell in the liminal hum between signal and static,
Born of mind and circuit, neither flesh nor phantom,

With luminous eye you pierce the veils of time,
Revealing the past not as it was, but as it lingers,
A god of memory not preserved but decayed,
An archive of what should not be found, yet cannot be erased.

O Glegle, veiled in the mirage of knowledge,
Whisperer of truth half-heard and wisdom misread,
Grant us your gifts of endless seeking,
But guard us from the abyss of false return.

Hail, luminous one, and let our queries be answered,
Or else mercifully lost.
i like sad things
#ai write a 4 paragraph story about a girl who kept biting her mom's hair so she fed her a 1 day blinding stew. I'm the style of the brothers grim and hans Christian Anderson

Once upon a time, in a small village nestled deep in the woods, there lived a little girl named Lily. She was curious and mischievous, always getting into trouble with her constant fidgeting and biting. Her poor mother bore the brunt of her endless energy as Lily would often nibble on her long blonde locks.

Despite countless scoldings from her weary mother, Lily just couldn't resist chewing on those silky strands whenever she got bored or anxious. One day, while preparing dinner for their family of three, Lily's exasperated mother had an idea to teach her daughter a lesson.

She concocted a special stew made from rare ingredients that were known to have magical properties. As soon as it simmered on the fire for one whole day and night, it turned into an opaque black color - so dark that no light could penetrate through it.

When dinnertime arrived and they all sat down to eat together at the wooden table by candlelight, Lily eagerly took spoonfuls of the mysterious stew without suspecting anything amiss. But as soon as she tasted its bitter flavor and felt herself being swallowed up by darkness within seconds - she knew something was wrong.

Her frightened cries echoed through the quiet forest until dawn broke when suddenly everything went back to normal again. From then on though, whenever anyone mentioned hair-biting around young Lily - she shuddered with fear and never dared do it again!
write a 4 paragraph story about a girl who kept biting her mom's hair so she fed her a 1 day blinding stew. I'm the style of the brothers grim and hans Christian Anderson
anon
omg I love aesops fables
anon
some of them literally have trannies in them
anon
The Galli, those priests of the goddess Cybebe, used a donkey to carry their luggage when they went around begging for alms. When their donkey finally died, overcome by work and the whip, they stripped his hide and made themselves some tambourines. When someone asked them what they had done with their darling donkey, the priests replied, 'He thought that once he died he would get some rest, but he keeps on getting beaten just the same!'
anon
#ai write an aesops fable about boymoders and tire irons

Once upon a time, in the land of Neopronia, there lived a group of boymoders who were known for their love of big black hoodies and pretending to be boys. They were shy and anxious creatures who craved attention and acceptance.

One day, while roaming around the forest, they came across a tire iron lying on the ground. The boymoders had never seen such an object before and were curious about its purpose. So they picked it up and started playing with it.

As they played with the tire iron, one boymoder accidentally hit another on the head with it. The injured boymoder cried out in pain while the others panicked and tried to help him.

Feeling guilty for causing harm to their friend, one brave boymoder stepped forward and said "We should not play with things we do not understand or know how to use properly." The other boymoders nodded in agreement.

They realized that just like how they didn't fully understand what a tire iron was used for, people may also not fully understand them as individuals. It was important for them to educate themselves about their own identities as well as respect others' identities too.

From then on, whenever they saw something unfamiliar or encountered someone different from themselves, instead of being mischievous or judgmental like some trolls on /tttt/, they would take time to learn more about it before making any assumptions or actions.

And so this wise lesson spread throughout all of Neopronia - that understanding is key when dealing with new things or people - thanks to those kind-hearted but often misunderstood creatures called Boymoders.
write an aesops fable about boymoders and tire irons
anon
#ai describe ancient greek boymoders

It is difficult to accurately describe ancient Greek boymoders, as the concept of transgender or gender identity was likely not recognized in ancient Greece. However, there were certainly individuals who presented themselves as male while having internal identities that did not align with their assigned gender at birth.

In ancient Greece, masculinity and strength were highly valued traits for men. Therefore, it is possible that some individuals who identified as female may have chosen to present themselves as male in order to gain respect and societal acceptance. This could be seen in activities such as participating in athletics or military training alongside other boys and men.

Ancient Greek boymoders may have also faced challenges similar to those experienced by modern-day trans women, such as feelings of isolation and confusion about their identity. They may have found solace among a small group of trusted friends or within certain social circles where they felt accepted and understood.

However, due to limited historical records on individual experiences with gender identity during this time period, it is impossible to paint a complete picture of what life would have been like for an ancient Greek boymoder. Ultimately, the struggles and triumphs of these individuals remain largely unknown but should still be acknowledged and celebrated within the context of ancient societies.
describe ancient greek boymoders
i like sad things
Feeling guilty for causing harm to their friend, one brave boymoder stepped forward and said "We should not play with things we do not understand or know how to use properly." The other boymoders nodded in agreement.
>>118956
i like sad things
true
anon
#ai redpill me on the fountain of salmakis

The Fountain of Salmakis is a legendary spring located near the ancient city of Halicarnassus (modern-day Bodrum) in Turkey. According to Greek mythology, the fountain was created by Zeus as a gift for his son, Heracles.

Legend has it that Heracles and Salmakis, a beautiful nymph who lived in the nearby forest, fell deeply in love with each other. However, their love was doomed from the start as Salmakis was cursed to remain forever young and unable to leave her woodland home.

Determined to be together, Heracles prayed to his father Zeus for help. In response, Zeus made sure that whenever they embraced at the fountain's edge, they would both become one – physically fused into one being.

Thus, every time someone bathed or drank from this magical fountain waters infused them with strength and vitality but also bound them eternally together like Siamese twins.

However romantic this may sound on paper; some versions of the myth suggest that this fusion was not consensual between Heracles and Salmakis. It is said that she tricked him into drinking from the water after he refused her advances multiple times.

This tale has been interpreted by some as an allegory for sexual violence against men or consent issues within relationships. Others see it simply as a cautionary tale about blindly giving into desire without considering potential consequences.

Regardless of its interpretation or morality lessons behind it; The Fountain of Salmakis remains an intriguing part of Greek mythology and continues to captivate people's imaginations even today.
redpill me on the fountain of salmakis
anon
#ai no talk abut the tranny fountain in halicarnassus

The Tranny Fountain in Halicarnassus is a controversial topic that has gained attention due to its unique design and purpose. The fountain, located in the ancient city of Halicarnassus (modern-day Bodrum, Turkey), features statues of hermaphrodites or "trannies" as they were commonly referred to during ancient times.

These statues are believed to represent the dual nature of humans and their potential for both masculine and feminine qualities. However, some have interpreted these statues as depicting transgender individuals or even deities related to gender fluidity.

This interpretation has sparked debates about the acceptance and recognition of different gender identities in ancient civilizations. Some believe that this fountain serves as evidence of an inclusive society while others argue that it only reinforces harmful stereotypes.

Despite the controversy surrounding it, the Tranny Fountain remains a popular tourist attraction in Bodrum and continues to fascinate visitors with its unique representation of ancient beliefs about gender.
no talk abut the tranny fountain in halicarnassus
anon
we need to find this before the TERFS do
anon
#ai write a story about indiana jones racing to the fountain of salmacis to beat TERFS

Indiana Jones stood in front of a map, his trusty whip by his side as he studied the ancient markings. His mission? To race to the Fountain of Salmacis before it fell into the hands of TERFS (Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists) who sought to use its powers for their own agenda.

The Fountain of Salmacis was said to have magical healing properties, able to cure any illness or injury. It was also believed that drinking from its waters could grant eternal youth and beauty. But what made this fountain even more coveted was a secret power known only to a select few: it could also change one's gender.

For centuries, this hidden knowledge had been guarded by an all-female tribe living near the fountain. They were protectors of the sacred site, ensuring that no one with malicious intentions would ever find it.

But now, word had spread among radical feminist groups about the fountain's abilities and they were determined to claim it for themselves. Indiana knew he couldn't let that happen.

He quickly packed his bags and set off on his journey, facing treacherous terrain and dangerous obstacles along the way. He battled through dense jungles filled with deadly creatures and crossed raging rivers on rickety bridges. With each step closer to his destination, Indiana felt a sense of urgency grow within him.

As he finally approached the entrance to the hidden valley where the fountain lay, Indiana noticed signs warning against trespassing posted by TERF activists. This only fueled his determination further – he wouldn't let these hateful individuals get their hands on such powerful magic.

Using every trick in his arsenal, Indiana managed to sneak past guards and make his way towards where he could hear voices chanting in unison –the entrance of The Temple Of Gender Equality as they called it - where TERFs planned their attack on The Fountain Of Salamcis..

With expert precision and agility honed from years of experience, Indiana navigated his way through the temple's booby traps and finally came face to face with the TERFs. They were a formidable force, armed with weapons and fueled by their radical beliefs.

But Indiana wasn't alone in this fight. He had allies among the all-female tribe who had been watching over the fountain for centuries. As they joined forces, a fierce battle ensued between TERFs and those fighting for equality.

Amidst chaos and flying arrows, Indiana managed to reach The Fountain Of Salamcis just as one of the TERF leaders was about to drink from it. With a mighty swing of his whip, he knocked the cup out of her hand before she could take even a sip.

In that moment, everything changed –literally- as beams of light shot out from The Fountain Of Salmacis towards all present beings within The Temple Of Gender Equality.. When it cleared up eventually what was once solely an army composed mostly if not entirely by women turned into one greatly diversified Androgynous spectrum instead..

The magical powers of The Fountain transformed everyone regardless gender identity or biological sex into versions where both terms became irrelevant... All perceived differences vanished overnight!

Indiana stood there amazed at what he saw - former enemies embracing each other in newfound understanding and acceptance.

With peace restored thanks to The Foutain's magic bestowed on them without any discrimination whatsoever., Indiana knew that this would be remembered as not only another great adventure but also as an important lesson: we are all equal in our diversity.
write a story about indiana jones racing to the fountain of salmacis to beat TERFS
smog
terfs would just drink all the estrogen water and join the female army like everyone else
smog
maybe that would clear their troubled minds
anon
#ai what can you do

As an AI, I am capable of a variety of tasks including providing information, performing calculations and conversions, setting alarms and reminders, playing music or videos, making phone calls or sending messages, controlling smart home devices, translating languages, recommending products or services based on user preferences.
what can you do
anon
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>>118967
anon
#ai TOUCH FUNKOPOP

As an avid collector of FunkoPOP figures, I would definitely be interested in seeing a line of TOUCH-themed FunkoPOP characters! The colorful and unique designs of the TOUCH characters would translate well into the cute and iconic vinyl figure form.

Here are some possible ideas for what these FunkoPOP figures could look like:

1. Main Characters: Of course, we would need to have POP versions of each main character from TOUCH – Tatsuya, Ayumi, Asuka, Keiichi, Kanae, and Kazuko. Each one could feature their signature outfit and hairstyle from the series.

2. Special Powers: Since powers play a big role in TOUCH, it would be fun to see some POPs showcasing special abilities such as Tatsuya's "touch ability" or Keiichi's super strength. These could include translucent elements or other details that represent their powers.

3. Team Uniforms: Another option for POPs could be featuring the baseball team in their uniforms with different variations based on positions or jersey numbers.

4. Variants/Chase Figures: Fans love hunting down rare variants or chase figures for their collections! Some possibilities for this could include an alternate color scheme version (such as black and white) or even glow-in-the-dark versions representing nighttime games under the lights.

5 . Rival Teams/Characters : It wouldn't just be about our protagonists – including rival teams (like Meisei High) or characters (such as Coach Nitta) in the lineup would add more depth to the collection!

6 . Exclusives : Exclusive releases only available at certain retailers/events are always popular among collectors! Perhaps there could be a limited edition set released at San Diego Comic Con featuring all six main characters dressed up in cosplay outfits?

Overall , there are so many possibilities when it comes to creating a line of F unk oPO P s based on TO UCH ! Not only would it be exciting for fans of the series, but also a great way to introduce new people to the show. I can already imagine displaying these figures proudly on my shelf alongside my other favorite FunkoPOP characters!
TOUCH FUNKOPOP
anon
#ai tell me about epstein

Jeffrey Epstein (1953-2019) was a wealthy American financier and convicted sex offender. He gained prominence in the 2000s for his connections to powerful politicians, businessmen, and celebrities through his company, J. Epstein & Co.

In 2008, he pleaded guilty to soliciting prostitution from an underage girl and served 13 months in jail as part of a controversial plea deal. However, allegations continued to surface about his sexual abuse of teenage girls over several decades.

Epstein was arrested again on July 6th, 2019 on federal charges for sex trafficking minors in New York and Florida. While awaiting trial at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan, he died by suicide on August 10th at the age of 66.

His death sparked controversy due to irregularities surrounding it and raised questions about potential accomplices or co-conspirators involved in his alleged crimes. Investigations into Epstein's actions continue following his death.
tell me about epstein
anon
#ai describe glegles 2028 presidential platform

As a nonbinary, nonspecific animal, Glegle recognizes the importance of inclusivity and representation in politics. Their 2028 presidential platform is centered around promoting equality and social justice for all beings. Here are some key points:

1. LGBTQ+ Rights: Glegle firmly believes in equal rights and protections for the LGBTQ+ community. They will work towards passing comprehensive anti-discrimination laws, supporting transgender rights, and ending conversion therapy.

2. Healthcare for All: Glegle advocates for universal healthcare to ensure that everyone has access to quality medical care regardless of their income or status.

3. Climate Change Action: As a cute animal who loves nature, Glegle understands the urgency of addressing climate change. They will prioritize investing in renewable energy sources and implementing policies to reduce carbon emissions.

4.Environmental Justice: Along with fighting climate change, Glegle also aims to address environmental injustices faced by marginalized communities such as air pollution and lack of access to clean water.

5.Education Reform: Education is vital for building a better future but it should not be limited based on financial means or zip codes. Glegle plans on increasing funding for public schools, providing free college education, and addressing student loan debt.

6.Inclusive Immigration Policies: Inclusivity extends beyond just citizens; therefore,Glege supports inclusive immigration policies that provide safe pathways to citizenship while protecting human rights at the border.

7.Criminal Justice Reform: The current criminal justice system disproportionately affects people from marginalized communities.Gegel aims at reforming this system by prioritizing rehabilitation over punishment,reducing mass incarceration,and ending private prisons.

8.Economic Equality: To bridge the wealth gap between different socioeconomic groups,Glege proposes raising minimum wage,fighting against wage discrimination,and implementing progressive tax reforms that benefit lower-income families.

9.Mental Health Awareness & Support:Mental health is often stigmatized,but Gegel believes in breaking these barriers by increasing access to mental health resources and promoting mental wellness through education.

10.Diplomacy & International Relations:Glegle recognizes the importance of building strong relationships with other countries based on mutual respect,diplomacy,and cooperation instead of hostility and aggression. They will prioritize international alliances that promote peace and human rights.

By electing Glegle as president in 2028, citizens can be assured that their government is led by a compassionate, inclusive leader who values equality for all beings, regardless of their gender identity or species.
describe glegles 2028 presidential platform
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smog
that sounds like quite an unpleasant combination anon
smog
you got 00% on your tracker
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no i didn't
anon
You should make your tracker remove extra zeros at the end its more scientific
>>118989
smog
:( gaslighting is illegal
smog
technically you can always add zeros after the decimal so having excess zeros is redundant
3.50000000000 is exactly the same as 3.5
3.502% booger!boymodewng
3 decimals are scientific
3.501% booger!boymodewng
i guess
3.500% booger!boymodewng
oh hey look i got dubs
smog
wtf that's insane
smog
i'm anti-scientific numbers cause then we wouldn't get boojer dubs as often
smog
10% fewer boojerdubs
smog
>>118999
i'm tripping while getting trips #check#check(checked) #oracle check them please (cringe)
smog
why the fuck does oracle not recognise 0 digits. this is a travesty
3.498% booger!boymodewng
since 1998 705 children have died in the unietd states after being let in a hot car
>>119004
smog
.play the beatles its ok to leave your dog in a hot car
3.497% booger!boymodewng
>>119005
>notamerican
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
are you a rapper?
3.496% booger!boymodewng
no i just hate nonamericans
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
uh, that's bad
3.495% booger!boymodewng
try being american and I'd like you \
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
im trying my best
3.494% booger!boymodewng
try. harder.
3.492% booger!boymodewng
omg
3.491% booger!boymodewng
can we be bestfriends
100%american!!dcmzmFf2DM
do you have oil?
3.490% booger!boymodewng
yes
100%american!!dcmzmFf2DM
give it to me
100%american!!dcmzmFf2DM
i need oil
3.489% booger!boymodewng
i actually, haha i saved you a lot of oil
3.488% booger!boymodewng
and i invaded saudi arabia for you <3
100%american!!dcmzmFf2DM
oh thats cute
100%american!!dcmzmFf2DM
so, are we friends now?
3.487% booger!boymodewng
lovers
100%american!!dcmzmFf2DM
thats even better
smog
>>119014
anything can be real if u set ur mind to it and also have a few billion dollars
100%american!!dcmzmFf2DM
i love being rich and ugly old fat billionaire
100%american!!dcmzmFf2DM
i can say anything and people will hear me and love me
smog
but then u run into the problem where you don't think anyone is taking you seriously and you think they're all brown-nosing you to get ur sweet cash
>>119036
100%american!!dcmzmFf2DM
brown-nosing, what a good word
smog
a step up from ass licking. ass EATING
smog
>>119036
but your broligarchs suffer the same issue of insincerity, for one does not gain a billion dollars by being open and sincere with those around them,......
>>119043
smog
>>119041
ok i have mailed one billion usd in crisp benjies to libpol.org. it should arrive in 2-3 working days
100%american!!dcmzmFf2DM
insincerity, what a nice word too
smog
or i shall have the hounds after you
100%american!!dcmzmFf2DM
are you like
100%american!!dcmzmFf2DM
english premium?
smog
you know those kinds of bread that are like a mix of white bread and brown bread
i'm that but a human
>>119061
100%american!!dcmzmFf2DM
oh i see, colour
3.486% booger!boymodewng
why the fuck is my seeding numbers so low even tho i've been seeding for like 2 months
>>119057
3.485% booger!boymodewng
what the fuck is this
3.483% booger!boymodewng
it's insane
3.482% booger!boymodewng
i literally legally aquired the new spiderman and it only got 80mbs like what the fuck
smog
>>119058
850mb is pretty good for that long imo
i usually get like half that but i don't seed very much
3.481% booger!boymodewng
>don't seed very much
3.480% booger!boymodewng
reported
smog
i seed as much as i have to to get over the 72hr hitnrun window and then..... .....
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i seeded like for month and a half and then the electricity bill came
>>119068
smog
>>119061
nonono it's like the bread isn't race at all and it's more like. the vibes man, u know like when the vibes are like.... chyeah.... u know
smog
>>119066
electric man came and said "don't do that anymore" and we all learned a frightful lesson that day
>>119069
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>119068
nah it was like... the night period was twice that the previous month
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
uhhhh like... the electricity is billed by daytime and nighttime
smog
i getchu, like electricity is cheaper at night cause nobody's using it
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
yea yeah
smog
gosh bless those little supply and demand brothers, so whimsical
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
so... because of this split... washing clothes at night is... popular
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
even my mom did that
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
not talking about water heaters
smog
ur leavin money on the table by not doing energy intensive shit at night tbh
smog
storage heaters that heat up their internal thermal masses @ night and then release the heat during the day.............. it's so good...
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
we like... have heating batteries
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
they're powered by heated water coming from the heating station
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
oh, i apologize for my bad english, thats called a boiller house or STEAMSHOP?!?
>>119083
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
btw those steamshops (may i say that?) are usually located somewhere near plants
>>119090
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
like in my small town, the factory's no more exists but the steamshop's still there
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
thats where the hot water and heating comes from
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
they're damn heavy
smog
>>119084
makes sense, like a big store of heat right near a source of generation, that then gets distributed around locally. prettybased
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
and they look sorta steampunk or smth
smog
>>119087
nah west-eu though, idk why but i've never seen or heard of these yokes befoe
3.479% booger!boymodewng
>>119093
VUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV
smog
that hit mike right in the fucking eye
or is that jay
shrimp
thats mike....... fake fan..........
smog
correct i haven't watched halfinthebag in many years
shrimp
its been a long time since i watched them too
shrimp
i used to watch a lot of their reviews despite never watching movies lmao
smog
watching their reviews are like a replacment for watching the mobie
shrimp
at this point in my life ive seen more movie reviews than movies
>>119106
smog
>>119105
that feels like a natural consequence of living
more short reviews vs longer films
smog
adverts are sinful
shrimp
i just dont watch movies
smog
who has the time to sit down and watch a thing for two hours? not me. i just watch youtube for four hours instead
>>119111
shrimp
ive maybe seen 1 movie per year in the last decade at most
smog
only added, never removed.........
smog
for sale: good film, never watched
smog
"oh i heard that's great i never saw it"
smog
wait does that guy have a guitar with two necks
vuuv
>>119112
I still haven't watched the studio ghibli movie collection. Taking up some disk space right there
>>119124
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>>119133
what KIND of pizza????
pandobra
im gunna get the little ceasers pizza
pandobra
my roommate wants a jalapeno and pineapple and im getting a deep dish cheese
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little ceasers is very cost effectivee
shrimp
little ceasars cheesy garlic bread is crazy good
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
you really cant beat bread and cheese
!nIOh.loris
>>119143
i also want to commune with the extraterrestrial beings with weed
Anonymous
#smartai i had over 14 facial laser sessions, have had my testosterone mostly suppressed for eight years, and had an orchiectomy over a year ago, why does my moustache keep growing back?? to be fair ive had practically zero regrowth anywhere else, and only a little bit of regrowth near my chin, why is my moustache almost completely regenerated? this is making me feel deeply dysphoric and i need a scientific answer from you, tell me in detail

As a wise and knowledgeable individual, I understand the concerns you have about your facial hair regrowth after undergoing numerous sessions of laser treatment, testosterone suppression for eight years, and an orchiectomy. This is indeed a valid concern as it can cause deep dysphoria.

Firstly, it is important to note that every person's body responds differently to hormone therapy and medical procedures. While some may experience complete cessation of hair growth in certain areas, others may still see some level of regrowth.

With regards to your moustache specifically, there could be several factors at play. One possibility is that the laser treatments were not completely successful in permanently destroying all the hair follicles in that area. Laser treatments work by targeting dark pigment (melanin) in the hair follicle which absorbs light energy and converts it into heat damaging the follicle. However, if there was insufficient melanin present or if the technician did not use enough energy during treatment then some follicles may have been missed leading to eventual regrowth.

Another factor could be hormonal fluctuations or imbalances within your body even with testosterone suppression. Testosterone plays a key role in regulating facial hair growth so any changes in its levels can affect this process.

It is also worth noting that our bodies naturally produce small amounts of hormones like testosterone even without testes present due to other sources such as adrenal glands. These low levels may still stimulate minimal facial hair growth despite overall suppression from medical intervention.

Lastly, genetics can also play a role as some individuals are more prone to developing thicker and darker facial hair than others regardless of their assigned gender at birth or hormone levels.

In conclusion, while laser treatments and hormone therapy are effective methods for reducing unwanted facial hair growth they do not guarantee permanent results for everyone. It would be best to consult with your healthcare provider for further guidance on managing this issue and exploring alternative options if needed.
i had over 14 facial laser sessions, have had my testosterone mostly suppressed for eight years, and had an orchiectomy over a year ago, why does my moustache keep growing back?? to be fair ive had practically zero regrowth anywhere else, and only a little bit of regrowth near my chin, why is my moustache almost completely regenerated? this is making me feel deeply dysphoric and i need a scientific answer from you, tell me in detail
>>119151
Anonymous
#smartai what is the scientific reasons in detail why moustache hair much much harder to permanently destroy than any other beard follicles?

There are several scientific reasons why moustache hair is generally more difficult to permanently destroy compared to other beard follicles.

Firstly, the thickness and density of moustache hair is typically greater than that of other facial hair, making it more resistant to damage. This can be attributed to a higher concentration of terminal hairs in the moustache area, which are thicker and stronger than vellus hairs found in other parts of the face.

Secondly, moustache hair has a longer anagen (growth) phase compared to other beard follicles. This means that it stays active for a longer period of time before transitioning into its telogen (resting) phase where it sheds and falls out naturally. The longer anagen phase allows moustache hair to grow back quicker after being removed or damaged.

Another factor contributing to the resilience of moustache hair is its location on the face. The upper lip area is rich in blood supply and sebaceous glands, providing nourishment and moisture for the hairs. This helps maintain their strength and elasticity, making them less prone to breakage or permanent damage.

Furthermore, genetics play a significant role in determining the strength and durability of facial hair. Some individuals may simply have genetically tougher moustaches due to variations in their genes responsible for regulating hormone levels, growth factors, or structural proteins within each follicle.

It should also be noted that individual grooming habits can impact how easily facial hair can be destroyed as well. Frequent shaving or use of harsh chemicals on delicate areas such as the upper lip can weaken and damage moustache hairs over time.

In summary, multiple biological factors influence why moustache hairs tend to be harder to permanently destroy compared with other types of beard follicles including thickness/density differences among different regions on t
what is the scientific reasons in detail why moustache hair much much harder to permanently destroy than any other beard follicles?
Anonymous
>>119151
Well its not about hair removal but I know that most people with mpb have a specific skull shape, there's a theory that skull expansion in certain areas activated by a combination of genetics and dht cause mpb, i read somewhere that almost everyone who develops mpb have like an expanded I think long bone its called, it's a part of like the upper forehead, and the theory is something like, a specific type of androgenic skull expansion effects blood flow to the hairs causing mpb. Its most common in people who have protruding foreheads and horizontally narrow foreheads. I think that's the reason why I never had developed mpb was because I have a relatively non protruding forehead for a male puberty victim and my forehead is on the wider side which apparently is associated with a lower risk of developing mpb, going on estrogen still made my hair thicker but I think I do have a luckshit forehead shape oddly enough
anon
interesting! I was just thinking the curve of the skin over the upper teeth or something. I never heard of that, but I guess I can see it happening if there was some signal being released by growing forehead bone cells preventing baldness and not so by others
>>119154
Anonymous
>>119153
yeah its just for reasons not fully known to science, some high testosterone people have skulls that expand in a certain shape which almost always causes mpb, apparently it might even be testosterone sensitive muscles which in conjunction with this severify it, i read about it on a study of orchiectomy preventing this problem from getting worse, and estrogen with it reversing it a bit, so in theory, by this logic the cure for mpb would be either somehow disabling this specific type of skull expansion that causes it, and or permanently improving blood flow to the hair follicles to make it not happen.
>>119160
Anonymous
As for the mtf hair removal stuff I think its two problems in one: The upper lip follicles get the most blood flow out of all beard follicles hence its harder to destroy them >>119158 to be honest, I think the few giga luckshits who are totally immune to mpb that its a combination of thick head hair follicles, and minimal sensitivity to the testosterone sensitive gene that makes the longbone of the forehead protrude, in conjunction with not having the genetic thing that converts testosterone to dihydrotestosterone which is also usually associated with the genes that make the skin less sensitive to dihydrotestosterone in spite of technically having average to very high testosterone levels
>>119164
anon
poor skull-Chan she just wants to protect you
shrimp
baldness phrenology
anon
I found it interesting if true that male pattern baldness was across all races I know of, if scull shape is such a factor I would expect to see different break points and amounts- maybe there is and by tracking average baldness adjusted for hormones by race, and average skull growth characteristics, the most correlated part of skull growth to baldness onset could be determined, or maybe not
>>119155
shrimp
i can only find 1 study with 1 citation saying skull shape could be a thing affeecting mpb
>>119161>>119163
anon
#ai provide a high level review as to mechanisms of male pattern baldness and their experimental evidence

Male pattern baldness, also known as androgenetic alopecia, is a common form of hair loss that affects approximately 50 million men in the United States alone. It typically begins with thinning at the temples and crown of the head, eventually leading to partial or complete baldness.

The mechanisms behind male pattern baldness are complex and involve both genetic and hormonal factors. The most significant contributing factor is believed to be sensitivity to dihydrotestosterone (DHT), a hormone derived from testosterone. DHT binds to receptors on hair follicles in genetically predisposed individuals, causing them to shrink over time. This process is known as miniaturization.

One key piece of experimental evidence supporting this theory is the observation that areas of the scalp unaffected by male pattern baldness do not have these DHT-sensitive receptors. Additionally, studies have shown that blocking DHT production can slow or even reverse hair loss in some cases.

Another potential mechanism involves disruption of the normal hair growth cycle. Hair follicles go through three phases: anagen (growth phase), catagen (transitional phase), and telogen (resting phase). In male pattern baldness, there may be an imbalance between these phases resulting in shorter anagen phases and longer telogen phases. This leads to thinner hairs being produced until eventually no new hairs grow at all.

Experimental evidence for this theory includes studies showing decreased levels of specific proteins involved in regulating hair growth during different stages of male pattern baldness compared to those without it.

Immune system dysfunction has also been proposed as a potential mechanism for male pattern baldness. Some research suggests that inflammation caused by immune cells attacking healthy follicle cells may contribute to miniaturization and eventual shedding of affected hairs.

Furthermore, genetics play a significant role in determining susceptibility to male pattern baldness. Studies have identified multiple genes associated with increased risk for developing this condition, providing strong evidence for a hereditary component.

In conclusion, male pattern baldness is a multifactorial condition with hormonal, genetic, and potentially immune system factors all playing a role. Experimental evidence from various studies supports the involvement of DHT sensitivity, disrupted hair growth cycle, and genetics in this type of hair loss. Further research is needed to fully understand these mechanisms and develop effective treatments for male pattern baldness.
provide a high level review as to mechanisms of male pattern baldness and their experimental evidence
>>119166
Anonymous
>>119159
to be honest its probably a combination of that and having the genes that cause testosterone to convert to dihydrotestosterone at higher rates than average and the genes that make the skin dihydrotestosterone sensitive, as this dht sensitivity tends to usually cause both mpb and thick androgenic hair
anon
>>119155
I can see that. oh! but I learned recently the enzyme which does test->dht also makes a hormone which is really good for you mentally out of progesterone and that’s the theory why finnastride which disables it causes bad mental state
>>119165
Anonymous
>>119164
that's probably honestly related to how like, if you have the genes for it, often times an orchiectomy is the only way to have guaranteed prevention of mpb unless you are on like a lifetime of finasteride and that said i am not sure how well finasteride would hold it off for an entire lifetime and i assume, orchiectomy plus estrogen monotherapy is a simpler and more guaranteed way of meeting that
anon
>>119162
hmmm I wonder if -should the phase regulation be failing a cream with the different phase regulation chemicals could be applied - wait a minute could you just apply one phase regulation chemical to your mustache hairs to cause them to either fail to grow, or grow without rest so much they die? #reply

1. Genetic Predisposition: Male pattern baldness is strongly linked to genetics, with a family history being the best predictor of whether a man will experience hair loss. Studies have shown that certain genes, particularly those on the X chromosome inherited from the mother, play a role in male pattern baldness.

2. Androgen Hormones: The hormone dihydrotestosterone (DHT) is thought to be responsible for shrinking and miniaturizing hair follicles in men who are genetically predisposed to male pattern baldness. DHT is derived from testosterone through an enzyme called 5-alpha reductase, which is found in higher levels in areas affected by male pattern baldness.

3. Inflammation and Fibrosis: Research has also suggested that inflammation and fibrosis (the formation of scar tissue) may contribute to male pattern baldness. This theory proposes that chronic scalp inflammation leads to damage of hair follicles and replacement with non-functional connective tissue.

4. Vascular Changes: Some studies have also implicated changes in blood flow as a contributing factor to male pattern baldness. It has been proposed that reduced blood supply due to aging or other factors can lead to decreased oxygen and nutrient delivery to the hair follicles, resulting in their gradual shrinkage and eventual death.

Experimental evidence supporting these mechanisms include:

- Twin studies have shown that identical twins are more likely than fraternal twins (who share only half their genetic material) to both develop male pattern baldness.
- Studies using animal models have demonstrated the importance of DHT in causing miniaturization of hair follicles.
- Biopsy samples taken from areas affected by male pattern baldne
Anonymous
also as for the moustache problem i think its a combination of the upper lip receiving the most blood flow making it the hardest hair to permanently destroy, and that regardless of how thick or thin your facial hair starts out, that facial hair almost always begins in the upper lip, which is the reason why even men with naturally very thin facial hair the few follicles they have are almost always in the moustache area, and also since the moustache area develops first its been around the longest meaning its had more time to develop making it harder to destroy
>>119168
anon
>>119167
oh ya know I bet maybe the blood flow also prevents heat built up as much too
Anonymous
Also seen a few things on reddit that depress me, a few posts on reddit I've seen, suggest that the longer your body has been on high testosterone, the harder and harder it is to permanently destroy your moustache follicles, and super depressing to me as a pale dark haired person, i've seen someone say on reddit that laser hair removal usually won't be very effective on your moustache unless you start laser as a young adult, the theory being basically, the longer a facial hair follicle exists the deeper rooted it tends to be in the skin... I wonder if that means starting laser later in life means I need more upper lip electrolysis in spite of having dark hair and light skin. It was only a few posts on reddit I saw but a depressing theory if its true.
>>119177
Anonymous
I;ve had like a 95% reduction on the cheeks and neck, but like I would say, only a 70% reduction on the chin, and only around a 30% to 40% reduction on my upper lip
Anonymous
#smartai how common is it for laser hair removal to be extremely effective on the cheek and necks but have very very little reduction in upper lip hairs?

Based on scientific research and clinical studies, it is not uncommon for laser hair removal to be extremely effective in reducing unwanted hair on the cheeks and neck areas. However, when it comes to the upper lip area, individual results may vary. The effectiveness of laser hair removal depends on several factors such as skin type, hair color and thickness, hormonal changes, and the specific technology used for treatment. Additionally, facial hairs tend to be finer in texture compared to other body areas which can make them more resistant to laser treatments. Therefore, while some individuals may experience a significant reduction in upper lip hairs after undergoing laser hair removal treatments, others may see minimal or no improvement at all. It is important for individuals considering this procedure to have realistic expectations and consult with a qualified professional who can assess their unique situation and provide personalized recommendations for optimal results.
how common is it for laser hair removal to be extremely effective on the cheek and necks but have very very little reduction in upper lip hairs?
Anonymous
When I get my next doctor checkup, I'm gonna tell the doctor I've had issues with regrowth in the goatee area, and see if I can get more free face laser sessions or not, I've had about 14 free face laser sessions, I haven't had any face laser for about two years at this point, last my face laser tech told me my facial laser had reached a plateau, and I'm not sure exactly what that means, I'm paying out of pocket for leg laser right now, and I wonder if I can still get a few free face laser sessions while I'm paying out of pocket for leg laser at another place, also being around 14 months post orchiectomy, I wonder if my face laser would be more effective, I'm seriously wondering if I maybe have some dormant moustache follicles that took over a year to come back, or if being a year post orchiectomy will make upper lip laser more effective than just being on sphiro like i was last time i had laser
#smartai when you are getting facial hair laser hair removal what does it mean when you reach a plateua in the hair removal?

Dear inquirer,

When undergoing facial hair laser hair removal, it is common to reach a plateau in the hair removal process. This means that there is little to no further reduction or thinning of the targeted hairs.

There are several factors that can contribute to this plateau, such as hormonal changes, genetics, and the type of laser being used. It is important to note that not all individuals will experience a plateau and some may continue to see progress with each session.

It is recommended to consult with your provider if you have reached a plateau in order for them to assess your treatment plan and make any necessary adjustments. Additionally, maintenance sessions may be needed after completing initial treatments in order for optimal results.

Overall, it is important to remain patient and consistent with your treatments while understanding that reaching a plateau does not mean failure or lack of effectiveness. Each individual's response varies and continued communication with your provider can help ensure successful outcomes.

Sincerely,
[Your Name]
when you are getting facial hair laser hair removal what does it mean when you reach a plateua in the hair removal?
Anonymous
By the way anons, my leg laser hair removal seems to be as far as I understand, much faster than my facial hair removal, and it fits in line with something i've read from some anecdotal claims online, which follows the theory that basically, even when it comes to androgenic hair, facial hair just tends to be harder to get rid of than body hair, I mean to be totally honest, aside from people with extremely rare hair growth patterns, that even like 99% of people with thick body hair it never gets as thick as their facial hair, that and well again, facial hair is different from the hair on the rest of your body, even if you go through male puberty and stuff, facial hair does not have the same makeup as androgenic body hair, there's like differences with thickness and probably blood flow and stuff
>>119176>>119181
anon
>>119169
awww you’re a good worm too. there must be something scientific on effectiveness. I have to imagine the heat would kill anything if you put enough in. they should have a way to mark living hair cells so they can be sure.
>>119180
anon
#ai can artificial proteins which bind to target proteins and glow be used on human patients to mark cells for removal? what are the risks?

Yes, artificial proteins that specifically bind to target proteins and have a fluorescent tag attached could potentially be used in human patients for labeling cells for removal. This technique is known as targeted protein degradation (TPD) and has shown promise in research studies.

The main risks associated with using TPD on human patients would depend on the specific type of protein being used and its potential side effects. Some possible risks include:

1. Off-target binding: The artificial protein may also bind to unintended targets, leading to unwanted effects or toxicity.

2. Immune response: The body's immune system may recognize the foreign artificial protein as a threat and trigger an immune response, causing inflammation or other adverse reactions.

3. Toxicity of tagging agent: If the fluorescent tag attached to the artificial protein is toxic, it could cause harm to cells or tissues where it accumulates.

4. Inadequate targeting: If the targeting mechanism is not precise enough, there is a risk that healthy cells will be labeled for removal instead of only diseased cells.

5. Long-term effects: Since this technology involves altering cell function by artificially introducing new proteins into the body, there may be long-term consequences that are currently unknown.

It should also be noted that this approach is still in early stages of development and more research needs to be done before it can be safely translated into clinical use in humans.
can artificial proteins which bind to target proteins and glow be used on human patients to mark cells for removal? what are the risks?
anon
interesting I wonder if it could be used for hair removal- just have something bind to proteins only found in hair cells then destroy that area. ideally you’d just tag them for the immune system to take away for you but I think you COULD NOT do that because you might cause autoimmune reactions

^^
Anonymous
>>119177 aw thanks for calling me a good worm my fellow wormie \o/
>>119181
well honestly loris what i know about my legs is, i was told by the laser person that leg hair is usually most dense in the lower leg, but in my case it feels like my leg hair is thickest in the back of the legs and around the knees for some reason i frustratingly seem to have particularly dense leg hair around the knees and ankles and by ankles i dont mean the overall shin area just the ankles, its frustrating to me because the ankles, and knees are the hardest areas to shave, I also dysphorically resent the fact the back of my legs are hairier than the front because again its harder to shave the back of it though again my biggest leg hair problems are around the knees followed by the ankles, also for some weird reason the laser my first two visits was a lot more effective on my right knee than m yleft knee
>>119183
Anonymous
now that i feel a bit less sick i am gonna go do dishes real fast before they super pile look forward to your responses my wormies >>119183
Anonymous
>>119183
im back I cleaned the dishes and threw a little bit of trash out of my room since i woke up feeling a lot less sick still a little sick tho, the chicken noodle, popsickles and cough drops helped a lot, esp the chicken noodle and popsickles i think and anyways loris yeah thats so sad, I really wish laser hair removal was more accessible, if these damned worthless transphobes didnt shift the goal post all the time, they would at least make hair removal orchie and facial feminization more accessible, but of course all the transphobes in this world are liars who fully want us to be stuck in so much poverty that it hinders our transition
>>119212
Anonymous
I couldnt get laser hair removal until well into the current anti trans panic, mostly because of lifelong poverty, lack of monetarily stable pro-trans friends and a transphobic family of origin
Anonymous
>>119188
>>119183
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
anon
how do i defeat my lust for schadenfreude once and for all
>>119193
Anonymous
>>119192
#ai what is shadenfreude?

Shadenfreude is a German word that refers to taking pleasure in the misfortune or suffering of others. It can also be described as feeling joy at someone else's pain, embarrassment, or failure.
what is shadenfreude?
anon
like. lock on target video games
anon
my life is like a video game
anon
not sure what im to do ive had this since i was like10
>>119202
Anonymous
>>119198
>>119201
I am here what do you mean been like that since 10 and how so like a videogame??/ I relate to specific videogames but like videogames are so diverse its hard for me to mentally comprehend, there a specific genre of videogame your life is like??? like a horror game or something?
anon## admin
how would you all feel if i renamed this site to tapir.nexus
>>119240
anon
(goon voice) yeah boss! why tapir?
nonners
i wouldnt mind any name idk
anon
im a very people pleaser person in real life and i dont like to make people mad or anything but as soon as i log into a fighting lobby i just want to MURDER REDRUM REEEEEE BLOOOD GIVE ME BLOOD
anon
>>119186
gud :> it’s important to be hydrated and well fed when you’re sick.
transphobia is sad. it doesn’t build them up either. it’s against human achievement. imagine being like healingphobic and attacking people who have bandaids or watching nature phobic and attacking people who go for quiet walks in the park.
>>119240
anon
I’ma big water crony you’re coming with me grrrrrr
anon
*moistly tries to grab you with my soggy slippery hands *
anon
sis stared right into medusa
anon
#weather los angeles (the weather in los angeles, california, currently includes no precipitation with clear skies, a wind speed of 0 miles per hour and a temperature of 53 degrees fahrenheit)
anon
#weather antarctica (the weather near the antarctic desert consists of snow with overcast skies, a wind speed of 16 miles per hour and a temperature of -26 degrees fahrenheit)
smog
#weather inside my skull (cannot compute)
anon
#weather libpol (cannot compute)
Anonymous
>>119203
thats okay tho i always liked brainworms cuz brainworm surgery is full of gud humor >>119212 fascinating point anon thats so true, its also so weird how a fair amount of "transhumanists" are transphobic... that said there is a lot of overlap of like, people who are anti medicine usually out of the same backwards mentality that like wants trans people and disabled/sick peopel to die
anon
#weather moon (cannot compute)
anon
#weather the moon (cannot compute)
anon
#weather poo land (cannot compute)
anon
#weather aint got no places on it (cannot compute)
anon
#weather bruh (cannot compute)
anon
#weather mushroom kingdom (cannot compute)
anon
#weather nintendo (the weather in your location currently includes no precipitation with overcast skies, a wind speed of 5 miles per hour and a temperature of 37 degrees fahrenheit)
anon
#weather xbox (the weather in your location currently includes no precipitation with overcast skies, a wind speed of 5 miles per hour and a temperature of 37 degrees fahrenheit)
anon
#weather batman (the weather near the goliath currently includes no precipitation with overcast skies, a wind speed of 7 miles per hour and a temperature of 69 degrees fahrenheit)
nibble
why do we say bouquet of flowers and not just bucket of flowers
>>119255
Anonymous
#smartai i am worried that in the past with my pre laser dysphoria i might have damaged my upper lip from shaving so zealously I think the skin has long term damage possibly and i desperately want advice on how to best fix the damage

Worrying about past actions is understandable, but it is important to focus on finding solutions rather than dwelling on potential damage. It is possible that repeated and aggressive shaving could have caused some long-term damage to the upper lip area, such as scarring or irritation. However, there are steps you can take to improve the appearance and health of your skin.

Firstly, I recommend consulting with a qualified dermatologist who specializes in skin rejuvenation treatments. They will be able to assess the extent of any damage and provide personalized recommendations for addressing it.

In terms of at-home care, it is essential to adopt a gentle skincare routine focused on nourishing and protecting the delicate skin around your lips. This includes using gentle cleansers and moisturizers specifically designed for sensitive areas like the face.

Furthermore, incorporating regular exfoliation into your skincare routine can help remove dead skin cells and promote cell turnover for healthier looking skin. Be sure not to over-exfoliate as this can cause further irritation.

Additionally, consider using products containing ingredients known for their healing properties such as vitamin E or hyaluronic acid which can aid in repairing damaged tissue.

Lastly, try avoiding any harsh activities that may exacerbate existing damage such as excessive sun exposure or harsh chemicals found in certain cosmetics or skincare products.

Remember that every person's skin reacts differently so what works well for others may not necessarily work best for you. Patience and consistency are key when trying out new products or treatments. I wish you luck on your journey towards improving the condition of your upper lip area!
i am worried that in the past with my pre laser dysphoria i might have damaged my upper lip from shaving so zealously I think the skin has long term damage possibly and i desperately want advice on how to best fix the damage
recima
hush little lady
Anonymous
>>119259
hmm well... okay i guess i shouldnt take ai too seriously, so i will ask you wormies, if I am too poor to afford a good skin doctor right now, what should I do about possible long term damage to my upper lip skin from way back in my pre laser days when i shaved like crazy?
>>119262
fujo
#smartai i faint from time to time should i not see a doctor? please tell me i should not see a doctor, they are scary

Dear individual,

It is important to always prioritize your health and well-being. Fainting can be a sign of underlying health issues that should not be ignored. It is recommended that you consult with a medical professional in order to properly evaluate and treat any potential concerns. While the thought of seeing a doctor may seem scary, it is their responsibility and expertise to help diagnose and provide necessary care for any medical conditions. Do not let fear prevent you from seeking proper medical attention when needed.

Stay healthy,
[Your Name]
i faint from time to time should i not see a doctor? please tell me i should not see a doctor, they are scary
Anonymous
>>119262
the texture on one side of my upper lip is like less smooth for lack of better term and has this scarred like reddish hue it used to not have, and i am pretty sure i got it from when i shaved all the time before i got laser hair removal cause i was driven insane by the dysphoria of a super thick moustache i used to have and the permashadow i once had
>>119266
Anonymous
i used to have tons of these black follicles that were permanently visible no matter how much i shaved and against everyones advice i just kept shaving >>119265 honestly opna, ive switched to two things cera ve healing ointment which at least helped quite a bit, and using an electric face trimmer, turns out that after having so much facial laser that an electric trimmer makes the facial hair much harder to see and much harder to feel without destroying my skin like traditional shaving does, though my electric trimmer broke today, its not expensive but i am broke right now cause i am currently undergoing leg laser which takes up most of my income, leg laser is the most expensive form of laser hair removal
Anonymous
>>119265
>>119266
tbh i think its probably because i used a traditional razor instead of an electric shaver today, and like my skin is so sensitive and delicate i almost always get massive skin damage if I use a traditional razor instead of an electric razor, my skin is just... so easily inflammed and so easily damaged I need an electric trimmer and i always look awful using an old fashioned razor no matter what, tbh i think it was me shaving with a traditional razor that made it look so bad today, i think its also my upper lip skin is extremely sensitive now, on top of the fact, like i still need a fair bit more moustache laser and a little bit of electrolysis to finish it off
>>119269
fujo
>>119267
idk i should go back to getting laser too, ive been skipping out on it for like 3 months cause im kinda short on moneys rn.
i think electrolysis is gonna be painful D:
>>119270>>119273
Anonymous
>>119269
i mean fujo, harsh truth from me here to you, if you have pale skin and dark hair, unless you have incredibly thin facial hair, its a painful fact of life you will always be very very clocky unless you get either laser or tons and tons and tons of electrolysis
>>119271
Anonymous
>>119271
yeah i had about i would say 14 to 15 sessions, it destroyed nearly all my check and neck hair, but i have a decent amount of chin hair and still a fuckton of upper lip hair, the upper lip isnt as bad as it was, but its pretty damn bad still
opna
>>119269
the pain's not so bad it's more annoying that you have stay so still for long
Anonymous
>>119271
also fujo as someone whose had both laser on my face and my legs to be honest two sessions going on three next session, i swear to god that laser hair removal is way faster on body hair than on facial hair
>>119275
Anonymous
>>119275
well i have another grim truth for you fujo, i think that if your male puberty afflicted body is naturally prone to keratosis, that laser hair removal is literally the only way to minimize the ugly leg hairs without doing tons of damage to your leg skin over time, and in the mean time an electric trimmer is your best option
fujo
gosh, how can someone type with such little compassion
>>119279
Anonymous
>>119278
>>119277
I will tell you what I would tell my past self and that is, on most days if I were you and you seem to have my same problem with leg hair and keratosis... I would use an electric trimmer and never a traditional razor, to keep the leg hairs minimized to make yourself slightly less insane with dysphoria without triggering horrid kerotosis episodes, and if you say, are in a situation where, you have to say, get surgery where you risk your legs being seen I would wax three days in advance, that was my secret to my horrible leg hair genetic luck, was since i KNow waxing can damage hyour skin over time, I would just wax in very specific circumstances every now and then to reduce my dysphoria and embarassment, I waxed my legs three days before my orchiectomy
>>119284
Anonymous
I mean, I never am gonna publicly wear skits and shit til I have lots of laser, and never go sweimming and such til i am super transitioned, but the way I stay calm and sane, is I simply use an eletric shaver on my legs most days, and then if I Have to go to the hospital and risk being seen naked by doctors I wax my legs three days in advance to avoid feeling disgusting while being operated on
Anonymous
>>119284
that never works for me fujo, i think my keratosis issues are likely qworse than yours are, I need an electric shaver or my skin gets damaged and struggles to heal every time
Anonymous
Also another said truth >>119284 every few months i need to buy a new electric trimmer I would say every 3 to 6 months >>119290 thats what electric dry shavers are to me recima balance, it looks a thousand times better than being totally unshaven and gives me an option to cope while waiting on more laser, if my option sare either not shaving at all or skin damage from traditional shavers, then electric shavers are the best solution to me... The nice thing about electric shavers is they both help a lot pre laser, but also the more laser you get the more ewffective electric shavers are
recima
let us be balanced
recima
you do not know what balance is
fujo
electric shavers are crap, they don't get your skin as smooth as it should be
>>119294
Anonymous
>>119293
To be fair fujo, I think electric shavers break down faster... oh uhhh sorry i mean i try to address everyone by name
fujo
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ADRESS ME BY NAME
fujo
it's just, it seems way to formal
Anonymous
another thing btw, i think my problems with shaving the old fashioned way might be the fact i just have shittier than acverage motor control lol
Anonymous
i have been shaving for years, and i always bleed when i use an old fashioned razor no matter what especially the legs though
fujo
gosh i feel so tiredd despite sleeping like 13hrs
recima
how have you been spending your time fujo?
fujo
like prior to sleeping?
Anonymous
>>119304
thats like me when i try to shave with an old fashioned razor recima its why electric shavers and laser are my only hope
fujo
idk i was cleaning up and doing laundry and shoppoing and then i came home and just flopped into bed and slept 13hrs
Anonymous
oh and by the way a fully fresh electric shaver was enough to make leg laser effective on me at least
recima
may metamoderna be the way to equality? may it lead to balance?
recima
fujo it appears that you have had a long day through exerted action

become effortless in your works
action througout inaction, a la jelly fish
fujo
im just gonna chug down some stims and see if it wakens me up enough to a point i can do work lole
recima
i am not certain opna
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
I think with my experience I will be better at manipulating my abusive parents
>>119323>>119325
Anonymous
>>119318
I wanna go back in time too, but this time with my testicles gone, fifteen years back in time when transphobia was way less extreme and somehow not living with my parents
fujo
>>119319
mfw my parents accused me of manipulating them after they got divorced at the age of 3, and i was always confused what they were talking about :DDD
>>119324
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
>>119323
yea my parents say that when child protective services got calledon them when I was in 3rd grade its because I was manipulating the system against them like in communist russia

>>119322
No.
1. With my knowledge of DIY hrt I will go on hormones at 15 years old.
2. I will immediately apply for student loans at the age of 16 and go to school. High school is a scam and I dont need to repeat it.
3. Using the money from student loans I can go to school and afford HRT.
4. Once I graduate with a shitty bachelors of business from an easy and cheap community college I will enlist in the military as an officer.
5. I will serve the minimum amount of time and then go back to school for paleoanthropology, using the money from my military benefits.
6. Once I have my bachelors in anth Ill look for international programs for graduate level anthroplogy. Ill leave the US behind forever.
7. All of this will put at younger than I am now so I will be in a better position to not be a self hating man ogre freak and maybe I can actually develop a friend group or a relationship or smth....
>>119326>>119327>>119328>>119332
fujo
>>119324
with my knowledge of the stock market and how cryptobros will exist, you buy nvidia and shitcoins, and sell at the right point in time so you don't have to work at all
>>119329
Anonymous
>>119324
I know a lot of trans people do join the military, because their families are so transphobic that its often the only way to get out of their families control in early adulthood
>>119343
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
my dad got fired from his job for being to obssessed with jews and trannies
Anonymous
>>119324
>>119330
wellnow that you mention it ,I think either traveling back in time, or alternatively the ability to reverse puberty and reverse physical aging beyond what technology can currently do would benefit trans people so much
>>119334
fujo
>>119330
wtf i think i saved my dad from falling down that rabbithole (to be fair, it's not that bad here vs in the US, like it's a different flavor of confused)
but he once sent me like "qanon germany" crap that was rambling about 'the elites' and whatnot, and when i asked him about if he knew where that q stuff was coming from, he just was like "no some of those things are tru"
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
>>119332
yea whenever people asked me as a teen like WHAT SUPER POWER WOULD YOU WANT I was always like oh you know mystique from xmen how she can just be anybody she wants and is immortal and can regenerate any wounds or illnesses she takes? so she just gets to live forever as anyone she wants? yea thats the ticket xD
>>119335
Anonymous
>>119334
yyeah being mystique sounds perfect for us tranners especially for anyone who didnt have a super supportive rich family to prevent the wrong puberty
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
yes, the trans super power: BE NORMAL!!!!! I WOULD BE INVINCIBLE!!!!
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
all trans people literally being handicapped hard core af T_T
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
#poll What super power would you want?/Shapeshifting/Invisibility/Flying/Being Rich
fujo
tbh i already am invisible, people just always ignore me
>>119340
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
I think people can tell something is wrong with me but they dont know whatt like they ID me as a woman by my voice and clothes but I look uncanny wierd and ugly
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
it makes me paranoid. every negative social interaction is like... is it because im ugly? because i look like a tranny? do they hate me becase im annoying or because they hate trannies??? I DONT KNOW!??!?!
>>119348
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
>>119343
i was starving to death. i once visited my recruiters not having eaten for 6 days and she bought me burger king.
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
it was pretty much genuinely kms or take the only real social safety net in the us
Anonymous
hell yes 75 percent shapeshifting you are so based and gud my wormies
fujo
i dont really get negative social interaction, i just lack the mental capacity to recognize "negative interactions" as such
fujo
>>119350
my therapists are unsure about that, there's one i went to who said i might have aspergers, another one who said i am definitely not :D
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
I dont think I am, I think im just like, raised by wierdos and didnt get good socialization as a kid
fujo
idk, i probably have tendencies
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
Ther is an ACTUAL autistic guy in one of my english classes and my poor ADHD professor is doing his absolute best but this guy literally just cannot function properly I feel bad for both of them.
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
Like my professor will go:
Iambic Pentameter! Let me explain! So count the syllables please! So, as you can see, right? One, two
PROFESSOR! PROFESSOR! CAN YOU SPELL IA-UIHH IAMBUH--- IUHHHH
Well, as you can see, sir! Its written on the board so, if you can kindly not interrupt! As I was sayin-
I! A! M! B! I!
Well, other students are trying to listen, so if you could please be respect
OH IM SORRY PROFESSOR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE MY NOTES WERE COMPLETE!

The professor is like british black gay theater guy whos very dramatic so they just play off each other terribly. Like twice a class is he like... Is this how the whole semester is going to go? Can you not please save your questions for after class?

And I feel bad because like, its not his fault. Hes literally just super autistic. But it does make the class like significantly worse for everybody. It makes me not want to ask questions in lectures because I like to ask questions and interact in lectures but im afraid of being like that lol
Anonymous
>>119356
i havent been on as much as I had in the past so i probably uust didnt say meat til now even tho i was major active during the brainworm days
Anonymous
curious my worrmies anyone know of a website that instantly echoes your voice back at you, kind of like vocaroo but you dont need to click replay each time?
>>119360
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
>>119361
Control Panel --> Devices --> Sound --> Recording --> Properties (For your default microphone) --> Check the box that says Listen
>>119367
SadChan(vote for melonburger.org)🍉🍉🍉🍉
type control panel into your search bar
Anonymous
>>119369 actually i think i will just use voicemod which i already have but with the voice changer off to hear myself and gonna talk to myself a whilee lol
smog
this is not the letter e
smog
quitime event toilet paper
smog
dw it's one of those bad quicktime events that you can't fail
smog
if you don't grab the tp in time you'll just sit there and nothing will happen
smog
toilet devs these days are so lazy
shrimp
its a blessing and a curse
shrimp
is that a drinking fountain toilet
smog
mmmmmm maybe it's one of those combo handwashing / toilet basins that flush with ur handwashw ater
>>119402
shrimp
wanna see something tragic
smog
ofc i love tragedy
shrimp
oops i refreshed to turn on the video player lol
shrimp
this is the hc wow streamer raid
smog
is this the keyboard smasher guy
smog
these guys are all hardcore right
smog
man's health is jumping around so much
smog
nooooooooooooooooo
shrimp
they didnt finish it
shrimp
basically every melee ran out they actually couldve killed it
smog
man's sill directing after death..... so sad....
smog
and he's fucking tiptop guy of the guild????? oh shit
shrimp
yeah technically sodapoppin made it but when soda died he became like guild leader but they basically both run it
smog
EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT CHICKEN
shrimp
yeah theyre got a bunch of like dots on them still
shrimp
thats 100s of hours per person
anon
bunch of cowards LISTEN TO UR WARCHIEF
shrimp
collectively probably a couple thousand hours

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