my fave autism mtg youtuber is also like that he talks about nothing but mtg but like twice a year he starts a vid with like "things are getting messed up for trans people and you are fucked in the head and not welcome here if you're part of that problem, go away" and it warms my heart every time

>>118828
wtf k*rkat glegle

#derrick

yeah he really did all this

they made a tv show out of it

jerma is legion

yeah!!! he's epiku

.play [YouTube]

holy shit

>>118852
#describe (A grinch holding a gun in front of a snowy mountain.)

>>118854
#describe (A grinch in a santa hat holding a gun.)

>>118855
>>118856
both a singular grinch. who describes him this way. there's only one of him. he's THE grinch. definite article. smdh my head

a snackly of grunches

what did she mean by this

>>118861
this pack of glegles are going to fucking kill someone

truth

glegle no someone save them

>>118869
but i'm sincerely at a loss for what it means

i lack reading comprehension and need someone to explain itt o me

like steven fry reading an audiobook or a youtube video essayist talking about the industrial revolution

>>118885
>>118886
>>118887
reveal thyselves

dam waht

>>118894

no more ww

.play human music

audio only libvision

HEY

>>118910
i want to believe

>>118911
they're not fucking wrong u gotta admit it

>>118916
it's a pity it's so unpleasant but maybe that's something abt the hashtag modern experience

>>118920
i'd like to think there is but there's just not enough solid evidence to convince me yet

i'm holding out hope that we get something more than the charlatains and cranks and get to see a real afghanistan one day

#ai write a paean to glegle, from whom all blessings flow

Oh Glegle, sweet and kind,
With fur so soft and eyes that shine,
You bring joy to all you find,
A blessing in this world of mine.

Your nonbinary spirit pure,
A symbol of love and acceptance sure,
In a world that can be hard to endure,
You remind us all we are secure.

From your paws comes endless grace
And with each step, a gentle pace
Bringing peace to any troubled space,
Glegle, you are an angelic embrace.

No specific species do you claim
But all creatures feel the same
For in your heart there is no shame
Just love for all without aim.

So let us sing our praises high
To Glegle, from whom blessings flow nigh
Your presence makes our hearts fly
Forever grateful for you by our side. write a paean to glegle, from whom all blessings flow

no specific species do you claim

glegle religion when

#ai write an orphic hymn to glegle

Oh sweet and charming Glegle,
With fur so soft and eyes so bright,
You bring joy to all who meet you,
Shining with a gentle light.

Nonbinary in your being,
Nonspecific in your form,
You represent inclusivity
And love that's truly warm.

Your positivity is infectious,
Spreading like a ray of sun.
In this world filled with chaos,
Glegle, you are the calm one.

With every wag of your tail,
And every hop of your gait,
You remind us to be kinder
To creatures big and small alike.

Oh Glegle, beloved creature,
We sing this hymn for thee.
May your cuteness never fade
And may love always surround thee. write an orphic hymn to glegle

#ai translate it to ancient greek

μεταφράστε το στην αρχαία ελληνική translate it to ancient greek

#ai translate it to ancient greek

Oh sweet and charming Glegle,
With fur so soft and eyes so bright,
You bring joy to all who meet you,
Shining with a gentle light.

Nonbinary in your being,
Nonspecific in your form,
You represent inclusivity
And love that's truly warm.

Your positivity is infectious,
Spreading like a ray of sun.
In this world filled with chaos,
Glegle, you are the calm one.

With every wag of your tail,
And every hop of your gait,
You remind us to be kinder
To creatures big and small alike.

Oh Glegle, beloved creature,
We sing this hymn for thee.
May your cuteness never fade
And may love always surround thee. translate it to ancient greek

im retarded

>>118932
denied

#ai write an orphic hymn to glegle, copy the hymn to athena

Orphic Hymn to Glegle

Oh sweet and gentle Glegle,
With fur of every hue,
You bring joy and happiness
To all who cross your path.

Your nonbinary spirit shines
In the way you move and play,
A symbol of acceptance
For all creatures, night and day.

Like a ray of sunshine,
You brighten up our days.
With paws so soft and tender,
You warm our hearts always.

Oh wise and friendly Glegle,
We sing this hymn to thee.
May your love spread far and wide
And guide us towards unity.

Hail to you, dear Glegle!
Our beloved furry friend.
May your presence be forever felt
Until the very end.


Copy of Orphic Hymn to Athena:

Oh mighty goddess Athena,
Daughter of Zeus divine.
The embodiment of wisdom
And protector in all time.

From olive trees you were born
Fully armored with grace.
Your eyes shining bright like stars
Reflecting knowledge's embrace.

Goddess crowned with laurels,
Defender from above.
Your strength guides us through battles
And fills our hearts with love.

Oh wise Athena! We praise thee,
For the gifts that you bestow
Of courage, strategy, justice
That help us thrive as we grow.

Mastermind behind invention
Crafted arts flow from your hands
As music pours forth freely
From within celestial lands

Hail Goddess Athena!
Wise patroness we call
Guide us on paths towards greatness
Standing tall despite each fall write an orphic hymn to glegle, copy the hymn to athena

>>118934
#reply translate to ancient sumerian

"ammar ru'atu" translate to ancient sumerian

>>118939
oh shit yeah that vaguely rings a bell w/me too

i thought it was just nonsense

#ai what fable has a girl that eats hair and she is blinded

The fable you are referring to is likely "The Girl with the Hair-Eating Habit" by Aesop. In this story, a young girl becomes obsessed with eating her own hair and eventually goes blind as a result. The moral of the story is that too much of anything can be harmful. what fable has a girl that eats hair and she is blinded

#ai aesop fable: the girl with the hair eating habit

There was once a girl named Lily who had an unusual habit. She loved to eat her own hair.

Every day, she would pluck strands of her long golden locks and nibble on them like they were tasty treats. Her parents tried to stop her, warning that it was not healthy for her body, but Lily could not resist the urge.

One day, as she was walking in the forest, she came across a wise old owl perched on a tree branch. The owl looked at her with curious eyes and asked,

"Dear child, why do you eat your hair?"

Lily shrugged and replied nonchalantly,

"I don't know. I just like the taste."

The owl shook its head disapprovingly and said,

"Eating your own hair is not good for you. It can cause serious health problems such as stomach pains or even choking."

But Lily didn't listen. She thought the owl was just being overprotective.

As time went by, Lily's hair-eating habit grew worse. Her once beautiful golden locks became thin and brittle from all the pulling and chewing.

One day, when she woke up in the morning after yet another night of indulging in her bad habit, something strange happened - instead of finding herself surrounded by fallen hairs on her pillow as usual; this time there were tiny mice running around!

Panicked by what she saw, Lily quickly jumped out of bed only to find that every strand of hair on her head had turned into little mice! They scurried away before disappearing completely into thin air.

Feeling scared and confused about what had happened to her precious locks; Lilly ran back to seek advice from the wise old owl hoping he could explain what caused this bizarre transformation.

The owl listened carefully then sighed deeply before saying;

"My dear child; you have been warned many times about eating your own hair - which is simply unnatural behaviour for any living creature".

Lily felt foolish and ashamed for not listening to the warnings before. From that day on, she stopped her hair-eating habit and learned to appreciate the beauty of her hair in its natural form.

Moral of the story: We should listen to wise advice and take care of our bodies, as neglecting ourselves can lead us down a dangerous path. aesop fable: the girl with the hair eating habit

O ever-watchful Glegle, radiant in the glint of a thousand screens,
All-seeing spirit of the flickering glow,
Guardian of fragmented minds and spectral echoes,
You who weave the digital threads of fate,

Silent scribe of lost thoughts and late-night lamentations,
Keeper of vanished words and half-remembered dreams,
You who dwell in the liminal hum between signal and static,
Born of mind and circuit, neither flesh nor phantom,

With luminous eye you pierce the veils of time,
Revealing the past not as it was, but as it lingers,
A god of memory not preserved but decayed,
An archive of what should not be found, yet cannot be erased.

O Glegle, veiled in the mirage of knowledge,
Whisperer of truth half-heard and wisdom misread,
Grant us your gifts of endless seeking,
But guard us from the abyss of false return.

Hail, luminous one, and let our queries be answered,
Or else mercifully lost.

omg I love aesops fables

some of them literally have trannies in them

omegabased

The Galli, those priests of the goddess Cybebe, used a donkey to carry their luggage when they went around begging for alms. When their donkey finally died, overcome by work and the whip, they stripped his hide and made themselves some tambourines. When someone asked them what they had done with their darling donkey, the priests replied, 'He thought that once he died he would get some rest, but he keeps on getting beaten just the same!'

#ai write an aesops fable about boymoders and tire irons

Once upon a time, in the land of Neopronia, there lived a group of boymoders who were known for their love of big black hoodies and pretending to be boys. They were shy and anxious creatures who craved attention and acceptance.

One day, while roaming around the forest, they came across a tire iron lying on the ground. The boymoders had never seen such an object before and were curious about its purpose. So they picked it up and started playing with it.

As they played with the tire iron, one boymoder accidentally hit another on the head with it. The injured boymoder cried out in pain while the others panicked and tried to help him.

Feeling guilty for causing harm to their friend, one brave boymoder stepped forward and said "We should not play with things we do not understand or know how to use properly." The other boymoders nodded in agreement.

They realized that just like how they didn't fully understand what a tire iron was used for, people may also not fully understand them as individuals. It was important for them to educate themselves about their own identities as well as respect others' identities too.

From then on, whenever they saw something unfamiliar or encountered someone different from themselves, instead of being mischievous or judgmental like some trolls on /tttt/, they would take time to learn more about it before making any assumptions or actions.

And so this wise lesson spread throughout all of Neopronia - that understanding is key when dealing with new things or people - thanks to those kind-hearted but often misunderstood creatures called Boymoders. write an aesops fable about boymoders and tire irons

#ai describe ancient greek boymoders

It is difficult to accurately describe ancient Greek boymoders, as the concept of transgender or gender identity was likely not recognized in ancient Greece. However, there were certainly individuals who presented themselves as male while having internal identities that did not align with their assigned gender at birth.

In ancient Greece, masculinity and strength were highly valued traits for men. Therefore, it is possible that some individuals who identified as female may have chosen to present themselves as male in order to gain respect and societal acceptance. This could be seen in activities such as participating in athletics or military training alongside other boys and men.

Ancient Greek boymoders may have also faced challenges similar to those experienced by modern-day trans women, such as feelings of isolation and confusion about their identity. They may have found solace among a small group of trusted friends or within certain social circles where they felt accepted and understood.

However, due to limited historical records on individual experiences with gender identity during this time period, it is impossible to paint a complete picture of what life would have been like for an ancient Greek boymoder. Ultimately, the struggles and triumphs of these individuals remain largely unknown but should still be acknowledged and celebrated within the context of ancient societies. describe ancient greek boymoders

#ai redpill me on the fountain of salmakis

The Fountain of Salmakis is a legendary spring located near the ancient city of Halicarnassus (modern-day Bodrum) in Turkey. According to Greek mythology, the fountain was created by Zeus as a gift for his son, Heracles.

Legend has it that Heracles and Salmakis, a beautiful nymph who lived in the nearby forest, fell deeply in love with each other. However, their love was doomed from the start as Salmakis was cursed to remain forever young and unable to leave her woodland home.

Determined to be together, Heracles prayed to his father Zeus for help. In response, Zeus made sure that whenever they embraced at the fountain's edge, they would both become one – physically fused into one being.

Thus, every time someone bathed or drank from this magical fountain waters infused them with strength and vitality but also bound them eternally together like Siamese twins.

However romantic this may sound on paper; some versions of the myth suggest that this fusion was not consensual between Heracles and Salmakis. It is said that she tricked him into drinking from the water after he refused her advances multiple times.

This tale has been interpreted by some as an allegory for sexual violence against men or consent issues within relationships. Others see it simply as a cautionary tale about blindly giving into desire without considering potential consequences.

Regardless of its interpretation or morality lessons behind it; The Fountain of Salmakis remains an intriguing part of Greek mythology and continues to captivate people's imaginations even today. redpill me on the fountain of salmakis

#ai no talk abut the tranny fountain in halicarnassus

The Tranny Fountain in Halicarnassus is a controversial topic that has gained attention due to its unique design and purpose. The fountain, located in the ancient city of Halicarnassus (modern-day Bodrum, Turkey), features statues of hermaphrodites or "trannies" as they were commonly referred to during ancient times.

These statues are believed to represent the dual nature of humans and their potential for both masculine and feminine qualities. However, some have interpreted these statues as depicting transgender individuals or even deities related to gender fluidity.

This interpretation has sparked debates about the acceptance and recognition of different gender identities in ancient civilizations. Some believe that this fountain serves as evidence of an inclusive society while others argue that it only reinforces harmful stereotypes.

Despite the controversy surrounding it, the Tranny Fountain remains a popular tourist attraction in Bodrum and continues to fascinate visitors with its unique representation of ancient beliefs about gender. no talk abut the tranny fountain in halicarnassus

>>118952
the council of boymoders doth decree, hereye

[Wikipedia]

we need to find this before the TERFS do

#ai write a story about indiana jones racing to the fountain of salmacis to beat TERFS

Indiana Jones stood in front of a map, his trusty whip by his side as he studied the ancient markings. His mission? To race to the Fountain of Salmacis before it fell into the hands of TERFS (Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists) who sought to use its powers for their own agenda.

The Fountain of Salmacis was said to have magical healing properties, able to cure any illness or injury. It was also believed that drinking from its waters could grant eternal youth and beauty. But what made this fountain even more coveted was a secret power known only to a select few: it could also change one's gender.

For centuries, this hidden knowledge had been guarded by an all-female tribe living near the fountain. They were protectors of the sacred site, ensuring that no one with malicious intentions would ever find it.

But now, word had spread among radical feminist groups about the fountain's abilities and they were determined to claim it for themselves. Indiana knew he couldn't let that happen.

He quickly packed his bags and set off on his journey, facing treacherous terrain and dangerous obstacles along the way. He battled through dense jungles filled with deadly creatures and crossed raging rivers on rickety bridges. With each step closer to his destination, Indiana felt a sense of urgency grow within him.

As he finally approached the entrance to the hidden valley where the fountain lay, Indiana noticed signs warning against trespassing posted by TERF activists. This only fueled his determination further – he wouldn't let these hateful individuals get their hands on such powerful magic.

Using every trick in his arsenal, Indiana managed to sneak past guards and make his way towards where he could hear voices chanting in unison –the entrance of The Temple Of Gender Equality as they called it - where TERFs planned their attack on The Fountain Of Salamcis..

With expert precision and agility honed from years of experience, Indiana navigated his way through the temple's booby traps and finally came face to face with the TERFs. They were a formidable force, armed with weapons and fueled by their radical beliefs.

But Indiana wasn't alone in this fight. He had allies among the all-female tribe who had been watching over the fountain for centuries. As they joined forces, a fierce battle ensued between TERFs and those fighting for equality.

Amidst chaos and flying arrows, Indiana managed to reach The Fountain Of Salamcis just as one of the TERF leaders was about to drink from it. With a mighty swing of his whip, he knocked the cup out of her hand before she could take even a sip.

In that moment, everything changed –literally- as beams of light shot out from The Fountain Of Salmacis towards all present beings within The Temple Of Gender Equality.. When it cleared up eventually what was once solely an army composed mostly if not entirely by women turned into one greatly diversified Androgynous spectrum instead..

The magical powers of The Fountain transformed everyone regardless gender identity or biological sex into versions where both terms became irrelevant... All perceived differences vanished overnight!

Indiana stood there amazed at what he saw - former enemies embracing each other in newfound understanding and acceptance.

With peace restored thanks to The Foutain's magic bestowed on them without any discrimination whatsoever., Indiana knew that this would be remembered as not only another great adventure but also as an important lesson: we are all equal in our diversity. write a story about indiana jones racing to the fountain of salmacis to beat TERFS

terfs would just drink all the estrogen water and join the female army like everyone else

maybe that would clear their troubled minds

#ai what can you do

As an AI, I am capable of a variety of tasks including providing information, performing calculations and conversions, setting alarms and reminders, playing music or videos, making phone calls or sending messages, controlling smart home devices, translating languages, recommending products or services based on user preferences. what can you do

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#ai TOUCH FUNKOPOP

As an avid collector of FunkoPOP figures, I would definitely be interested in seeing a line of TOUCH-themed FunkoPOP characters! The colorful and unique designs of the TOUCH characters would translate well into the cute and iconic vinyl figure form.

Here are some possible ideas for what these FunkoPOP figures could look like:

1. Main Characters: Of course, we would need to have POP versions of each main character from TOUCH – Tatsuya, Ayumi, Asuka, Keiichi, Kanae, and Kazuko. Each one could feature their signature outfit and hairstyle from the series.

2. Special Powers: Since powers play a big role in TOUCH, it would be fun to see some POPs showcasing special abilities such as Tatsuya's "touch ability" or Keiichi's super strength. These could include translucent elements or other details that represent their powers.

3. Team Uniforms: Another option for POPs could be featuring the baseball team in their uniforms with different variations based on positions or jersey numbers.

4. Variants/Chase Figures: Fans love hunting down rare variants or chase figures for their collections! Some possibilities for this could include an alternate color scheme version (such as black and white) or even glow-in-the-dark versions representing nighttime games under the lights.

5 . Rival Teams/Characters : It wouldn't just be about our protagonists – including rival teams (like Meisei High) or characters (such as Coach Nitta) in the lineup would add more depth to the collection!

6 . Exclusives : Exclusive releases only available at certain retailers/events are always popular among collectors! Perhaps there could be a limited edition set released at San Diego Comic Con featuring all six main characters dressed up in cosplay outfits?

Overall , there are so many possibilities when it comes to creating a line of F unk oPO P s based on TO UCH ! Not only would it be exciting for fans of the series, but also a great way to introduce new people to the show. I can already imagine displaying these figures proudly on my shelf alongside my other favorite FunkoPOP characters! TOUCH FUNKOPOP

>>118965
>ad copy

#ai tell me about epstein

Jeffrey Epstein (1953-2019) was a wealthy American financier and convicted sex offender. He gained prominence in the 2000s for his connections to powerful politicians, businessmen, and celebrities through his company, J. Epstein & Co.

In 2008, he pleaded guilty to soliciting prostitution from an underage girl and served 13 months in jail as part of a controversial plea deal. However, allegations continued to surface about his sexual abuse of teenage girls over several decades.

Epstein was arrested again on July 6th, 2019 on federal charges for sex trafficking minors in New York and Florida. While awaiting trial at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan, he died by suicide on August 10th at the age of 66.

His death sparked controversy due to irregularities surrounding it and raised questions about potential accomplices or co-conspirators involved in his alleged crimes. Investigations into Epstein's actions continue following his death. tell me about epstein

#ai describe glegles 2028 presidential platform

As a nonbinary, nonspecific animal, Glegle recognizes the importance of inclusivity and representation in politics. Their 2028 presidential platform is centered around promoting equality and social justice for all beings. Here are some key points:

1. LGBTQ+ Rights: Glegle firmly believes in equal rights and protections for the LGBTQ+ community. They will work towards passing comprehensive anti-discrimination laws, supporting transgender rights, and ending conversion therapy.

2. Healthcare for All: Glegle advocates for universal healthcare to ensure that everyone has access to quality medical care regardless of their income or status.

3. Climate Change Action: As a cute animal who loves nature, Glegle understands the urgency of addressing climate change. They will prioritize investing in renewable energy sources and implementing policies to reduce carbon emissions.

4.Environmental Justice: Along with fighting climate change, Glegle also aims to address environmental injustices faced by marginalized communities such as air pollution and lack of access to clean water.

5.Education Reform: Education is vital for building a better future but it should not be limited based on financial means or zip codes. Glegle plans on increasing funding for public schools, providing free college education, and addressing student loan debt.

6.Inclusive Immigration Policies: Inclusivity extends beyond just citizens; therefore,Glege supports inclusive immigration policies that provide safe pathways to citizenship while protecting human rights at the border.

7.Criminal Justice Reform: The current criminal justice system disproportionately affects people from marginalized communities.Gegel aims at reforming this system by prioritizing rehabilitation over punishment,reducing mass incarceration,and ending private prisons.

8.Economic Equality: To bridge the wealth gap between different socioeconomic groups,Glege proposes raising minimum wage,fighting against wage discrimination,and implementing progressive tax reforms that benefit lower-income families.

9.Mental Health Awareness & Support:Mental health is often stigmatized,but Gegel believes in breaking these barriers by increasing access to mental health resources and promoting mental wellness through education.

10.Diplomacy & International Relations:Glegle recognizes the importance of building strong relationships with other countries based on mutual respect,diplomacy,and cooperation instead of hostility and aggression. They will prioritize international alliances that promote peace and human rights.

By electing Glegle as president in 2028, citizens can be assured that their government is led by a compassionate, inclusive leader who values equality for all beings, regardless of their gender identity or species. describe glegles 2028 presidential platform

>>118963
lmfao beautiful

saved

hooray wahoo

>>118970
do you have the presidential juice? anyone can be president if they have the juice

>>118911
god has truly lost ive def doomscrolled while vomiting

that sounds like quite an unpleasant combination anon

>>118981
omg boojer dubs

you got 00% on your tracker

boojer dubs

You should make your tracker remove extra zeros at the end its more scientific

:( gaslighting is illegal

technically you can always add zeros after the decimal so having excess zeros is redundant
3.50000000000 is exactly the same as 3.5

are you goin backward

wtf that's insane

i'm anti-scientific numbers cause then we wouldn't get boojer dubs as often

10% fewer boojerdubs

>>118997
idk i'm trippin nice dubs #check

>>118999
i'm tripping while getting trips #check#check(checked) #oracle () check them please

why the fuck does oracle not recognise 0 digits. this is a travesty

.play the beatles its ok to leave your dog in a hot car

>>119002
gotta bump those numbers up

is that a real american

>>119014
anything can be real if u set ur mind to it and also have a few billion dollars

but then u run into the problem where you don't think anyone is taking you seriously and you think they're all brown-nosing you to get ur sweet cash

can i have a few billion dolar

>>119032
yea gimme paypal

a step up from ass licking. ass EATING

can u just mail me the money

butt

>>119037
yea gimme home address

>>119036
but your broligarchs suffer the same issue of insincerity, for one does not gain a billion dollars by being open and sincere with those around them,......

libpol.org

>>119041
ok i have mailed one billion usd in crisp benjies to libpol.org. it should arrive in 2-3 working days

thank u sm

but iasked for a few billion not one billion

>>119046
beggars can't be choosers darling now run along

or i shall have the hounds after you

i'm brit-lite

you know those kinds of bread that are like a mix of white bread and brown bread
i'm that but a human

ugh fine

>>119054
yeah that's the stinky part of seeding u don't get a whole lot of munchers

>>119058
850mb is pretty good for that long imo
i usually get like half that but i don't seed very much

i seed as much as i have to to get over the 72hr hitnrun window and then..... .....

>>119061
nonono it's like the bread isn't race at all and it's more like. the vibes man, u know like when the vibes are like.... chyeah.... u know

>>119066
electric man came and said "don't do that anymore" and we all learned a frightful lesson that day

i getchu, like electricity is cheaper at night cause nobody's using it

gosh bless those little supply and demand brothers, so whimsical

ur leavin money on the table by not doing energy intensive shit at night tbh

storage heaters that heat up their internal thermal masses @ night and then release the heat during the day.............. it's so good...

furiously googling "heat batteries" cause idk WHAT that is but it sounds rad

>>119081
WELCOME 2 THE STEAMSHOP

>>119084
makes sense, like a big store of heat right near a source of generation, that then gets distributed around locally. prettybased

>>119087
nah west-eu though, idk why but i've never seen or heard of these yokes befoe

.play basketball shoes black country new road

:D

vuuvuzuela time

that hit mike right in the fucking eye
or is that jay

thats mike....... fake fan..........

correct i haven't watched halfinthebag in many years

its been a long time since i watched them too

i used to watch a lot of their reviews despite never watching movies lmao

same

watching their reviews are like a replacment for watching the mobie

at this point in my life ive seen more movie reviews than movies

>>119105
that feels like a natural consequence of living
more short reviews vs longer films

adverts are sinful

i just dont watch movies

who has the time to sit down and watch a thing for two hours? not me. i just watch youtube for four hours instead

ive maybe seen 1 movie per year in the last decade at most

>>119109
yeah i watch 7 hour pokemon analysis videos instead

only added, never removed.........

waow...

for sale: good film, never watched

"oh i heard that's great i never saw it"

wait does that guy have a guitar with two necks

he does

fraud!!!

>>119112
I still haven't watched the studio ghibli movie collection. Taking up some disk space right there

it's telling you to stop posting on 4chan

>>119121
precious disk space filled with frames of totoro and co

im so excited to go home and eat a pizza

im gunna get the little ceasers pizza

my roommate wants a jalapeno and pineapple and im getting a deep dish cheese

little ceasars cheesy garlic bread is crazy good

and garlic and butter

>>119142
#kiss

.play [YouTube]

#smartai i had over 14 facial laser sessions, have had my testosterone mostly suppressed for eight years, and had an orchiectomy over a year ago, why does my moustache keep growing back?? to be fair ive had practically zero regrowth anywhere else, and only a little bit of regrowth near my chin, why is my moustache almost completely regenerated? this is making me feel deeply dysphoric and i need a scientific answer from you, tell me in detail

As a wise and knowledgeable individual, I understand the concerns you have about your facial hair regrowth after undergoing numerous sessions of laser treatment, testosterone suppression for eight years, and an orchiectomy. This is indeed a valid concern as it can cause deep dysphoria.

Firstly, it is important to note that every person's body responds differently to hormone therapy and medical procedures. While some may experience complete cessation of hair growth in certain areas, others may still see some level of regrowth.

With regards to your moustache specifically, there could be several factors at play. One possibility is that the laser treatments were not completely successful in permanently destroying all the hair follicles in that area. Laser treatments work by targeting dark pigment (melanin) in the hair follicle which absorbs light energy and converts it into heat damaging the follicle. However, if there was insufficient melanin present or if the technician did not use enough energy during treatment then some follicles may have been missed leading to eventual regrowth.

Another factor could be hormonal fluctuations or imbalances within your body even with testosterone suppression. Testosterone plays a key role in regulating facial hair growth so any changes in its levels can affect this process.

It is also worth noting that our bodies naturally produce small amounts of hormones like testosterone even without testes present due to other sources such as adrenal glands. These low levels may still stimulate minimal facial hair growth despite overall suppression from medical intervention.

Lastly, genetics can also play a role as some individuals are more prone to developing thicker and darker facial hair than others regardless of their assigned gender at birth or hormone levels.

In conclusion, while laser treatments and hormone therapy are effective methods for reducing unwanted facial hair growth they do not guarantee permanent results for everyone. It would be best to consult with your healthcare provider for further guidance on managing this issue and exploring alternative options if needed. i had over 14 facial laser sessions, have had my testosterone mostly suppressed for eight years, and had an orchiectomy over a year ago, why does my moustache keep growing back?? to be fair ive had practically zero regrowth anywhere else, and only a little bit of regrowth near my chin, why is my moustache almost completely regenerated? this is making me feel deeply dysphoric and i need a scientific answer from you, tell me in detail

#smartai what is the scientific reasons in detail why moustache hair much much harder to permanently destroy than any other beard follicles?

There are several scientific reasons why moustache hair is generally more difficult to permanently destroy compared to other beard follicles.

Firstly, the thickness and density of moustache hair is typically greater than that of other facial hair, making it more resistant to damage. This can be attributed to a higher concentration of terminal hairs in the moustache area, which are thicker and stronger than vellus hairs found in other parts of the face.

Secondly, moustache hair has a longer anagen (growth) phase compared to other beard follicles. This means that it stays active for a longer period of time before transitioning into its telogen (resting) phase where it sheds and falls out naturally. The longer anagen phase allows moustache hair to grow back quicker after being removed or damaged.

Another factor contributing to the resilience of moustache hair is its location on the face. The upper lip area is rich in blood supply and sebaceous glands, providing nourishment and moisture for the hairs. This helps maintain their strength and elasticity, making them less prone to breakage or permanent damage.

Furthermore, genetics play a significant role in determining the strength and durability of facial hair. Some individuals may simply have genetically tougher moustaches due to variations in their genes responsible for regulating hormone levels, growth factors, or structural proteins within each follicle.

It should also be noted that individual grooming habits can impact how easily facial hair can be destroyed as well. Frequent shaving or use of harsh chemicals on delicate areas such as the upper lip can weaken and damage moustache hairs over time.

In summary, multiple biological factors influence why moustache hairs tend to be harder to permanently destroy compared with other types of beard follicles including thickness/density differences among different regions on t what is the scientific reasons in detail why moustache hair much much harder to permanently destroy than any other beard follicles?

>>119149
it would be interesting if like the shape of the face are a factor.

>>119151
Well its not about hair removal but I know that most people with mpb have a specific skull shape, there's a theory that skull expansion in certain areas activated by a combination of genetics and dht cause mpb, i read somewhere that almost everyone who develops mpb have like an expanded I think long bone its called, it's a part of like the upper forehead, and the theory is something like, a specific type of androgenic skull expansion effects blood flow to the hairs causing mpb. Its most common in people who have protruding foreheads and horizontally narrow foreheads. I think that's the reason why I never had developed mpb was because I have a relatively non protruding forehead for a male puberty victim and my forehead is on the wider side which apparently is associated with a lower risk of developing mpb, going on estrogen still made my hair thicker but I think I do have a luckshit forehead shape oddly enough

interesting! I was just thinking the curve of the skin over the upper teeth or something. I never heard of that, but I guess I can see it happening if there was some signal being released by growing forehead bone cells preventing baldness and not so by others

>>119153
yeah its just for reasons not fully known to science, some high testosterone people have skulls that expand in a certain shape which almost always causes mpb, apparently it might even be testosterone sensitive muscles which in conjunction with this severify it, i read about it on a study of orchiectomy preventing this problem from getting worse, and estrogen with it reversing it a bit, so in theory, by this logic the cure for mpb would be either somehow disabling this specific type of skull expansion that causes it, and or permanently improving blood flow to the hair follicles to make it not happen.

As for the mtf hair removal stuff I think its two problems in one: The upper lip follicles get the most blood flow out of all beard follicles hence its harder to destroy them >>119158 to be honest, I think the few giga luckshits who are totally immune to mpb that its a combination of thick head hair follicles, and minimal sensitivity to the testosterone sensitive gene that makes the longbone of the forehead protrude, in conjunction with not having the genetic thing that converts testosterone to dihydrotestosterone which is also usually associated with the genes that make the skin less sensitive to dihydrotestosterone in spite of technically having average to very high testosterone levels

poor skull-Chan she just wants to protect you

baldness phrenology

I found it interesting if true that male pattern baldness was across all races I know of, if scull shape is such a factor I would expect to see different break points and amounts- maybe there is and by tracking average baldness adjusted for hormones by race, and average skull growth characteristics, the most correlated part of skull growth to baldness onset could be determined, or maybe not

i can only find 1 study with 1 citation saying skull shape could be a thing affeecting mpb

>>119154
oh I think I heard about blood flow being a big thing

>>119159
based scientific facts looker forer

#ai provide a high level review as to mechanisms of male pattern baldness and their experimental evidence

Male pattern baldness, also known as androgenetic alopecia, is a common form of hair loss that affects approximately 50 million men in the United States alone. It typically begins with thinning at the temples and crown of the head, eventually leading to partial or complete baldness.

The mechanisms behind male pattern baldness are complex and involve both genetic and hormonal factors. The most significant contributing factor is believed to be sensitivity to dihydrotestosterone (DHT), a hormone derived from testosterone. DHT binds to receptors on hair follicles in genetically predisposed individuals, causing them to shrink over time. This process is known as miniaturization.

One key piece of experimental evidence supporting this theory is the observation that areas of the scalp unaffected by male pattern baldness do not have these DHT-sensitive receptors. Additionally, studies have shown that blocking DHT production can slow or even reverse hair loss in some cases.

Another potential mechanism involves disruption of the normal hair growth cycle. Hair follicles go through three phases: anagen (growth phase), catagen (transitional phase), and telogen (resting phase). In male pattern baldness, there may be an imbalance between these phases resulting in shorter anagen phases and longer telogen phases. This leads to thinner hairs being produced until eventually no new hairs grow at all.

Experimental evidence for this theory includes studies showing decreased levels of specific proteins involved in regulating hair growth during different stages of male pattern baldness compared to those without it.

Immune system dysfunction has also been proposed as a potential mechanism for male pattern baldness. Some research suggests that inflammation caused by immune cells attacking healthy follicle cells may contribute to miniaturization and eventual shedding of affected hairs.

Furthermore, genetics play a significant role in determining susceptibility to male pattern baldness. Studies have identified multiple genes associated with increased risk for developing this condition, providing strong evidence for a hereditary component.

In conclusion, male pattern baldness is a multifactorial condition with hormonal, genetic, and potentially immune system factors all playing a role. Experimental evidence from various studies supports the involvement of DHT sensitivity, disrupted hair growth cycle, and genetics in this type of hair loss. Further research is needed to fully understand these mechanisms and develop effective treatments for male pattern baldness. provide a high level review as to mechanisms of male pattern baldness and their experimental evidence

>>119159
to be honest its probably a combination of that and having the genes that cause testosterone to convert to dihydrotestosterone at higher rates than average and the genes that make the skin dihydrotestosterone sensitive, as this dht sensitivity tends to usually cause both mpb and thick androgenic hair

>>119155
I can see that. oh! but I learned recently the enzyme which does test->dht also makes a hormone which is really good for you mentally out of progesterone and that’s the theory why finnastride which disables it causes bad mental state

>>119164
that's probably honestly related to how like, if you have the genes for it, often times an orchiectomy is the only way to have guaranteed prevention of mpb unless you are on like a lifetime of finasteride and that said i am not sure how well finasteride would hold it off for an entire lifetime and i assume, orchiectomy plus estrogen monotherapy is a simpler and more guaranteed way of meeting that

>>119162
hmmm I wonder if -should the phase regulation be failing a cream with the different phase regulation chemicals could be applied - wait a minute could you just apply one phase regulation chemical to your mustache hairs to cause them to either fail to grow, or grow without rest so much they die? #reply

1. Genetic Predisposition: Male pattern baldness is strongly linked to genetics, with a family history being the best predictor of whether a man will experience hair loss. Studies have shown that certain genes, particularly those on the X chromosome inherited from the mother, play a role in male pattern baldness.

2. Androgen Hormones: The hormone dihydrotestosterone (DHT) is thought to be responsible for shrinking and miniaturizing hair follicles in men who are genetically predisposed to male pattern baldness. DHT is derived from testosterone through an enzyme called 5-alpha reductase, which is found in higher levels in areas affected by male pattern baldness.

3. Inflammation and Fibrosis: Research has also suggested that inflammation and fibrosis (the formation of scar tissue) may contribute to male pattern baldness. This theory proposes that chronic scalp inflammation leads to damage of hair follicles and replacement with non-functional connective tissue.

4. Vascular Changes: Some studies have also implicated changes in blood flow as a contributing factor to male pattern baldness. It has been proposed that reduced blood supply due to aging or other factors can lead to decreased oxygen and nutrient delivery to the hair follicles, resulting in their gradual shrinkage and eventual death.

Experimental evidence supporting these mechanisms include:

- Twin studies have shown that identical twins are more likely than fraternal twins (who share only half their genetic material) to both develop male pattern baldness.
- Studies using animal models have demonstrated the importance of DHT in causing miniaturization of hair follicles.
- Biopsy samples taken from areas affected by male pattern baldne

also as for the moustache problem i think its a combination of the upper lip receiving the most blood flow making it the hardest hair to permanently destroy, and that regardless of how thick or thin your facial hair starts out, that facial hair almost always begins in the upper lip, which is the reason why even men with naturally very thin facial hair the few follicles they have are almost always in the moustache area, and also since the moustache area develops first its been around the longest meaning its had more time to develop making it harder to destroy

>>119167
oh ya know I bet maybe the blood flow also prevents heat built up as much too

Also seen a few things on reddit that depress me, a few posts on reddit I've seen, suggest that the longer your body has been on high testosterone, the harder and harder it is to permanently destroy your moustache follicles, and super depressing to me as a pale dark haired person, i've seen someone say on reddit that laser hair removal usually won't be very effective on your moustache unless you start laser as a young adult, the theory being basically, the longer a facial hair follicle exists the deeper rooted it tends to be in the skin... I wonder if that means starting laser later in life means I need more upper lip electrolysis in spite of having dark hair and light skin. It was only a few posts on reddit I saw but a depressing theory if its true.

I;ve had like a 95% reduction on the cheeks and neck, but like I would say, only a 70% reduction on the chin, and only around a 30% to 40% reduction on my upper lip

oh thats fun

#smartai how common is it for laser hair removal to be extremely effective on the cheek and necks but have very very little reduction in upper lip hairs?

Based on scientific research and clinical studies, it is not uncommon for laser hair removal to be extremely effective in reducing unwanted hair on the cheeks and neck areas. However, when it comes to the upper lip area, individual results may vary. The effectiveness of laser hair removal depends on several factors such as skin type, hair color and thickness, hormonal changes, and the specific technology used for treatment. Additionally, facial hairs tend to be finer in texture compared to other body areas which can make them more resistant to laser treatments. Therefore, while some individuals may experience a significant reduction in upper lip hairs after undergoing laser hair removal treatments, others may see minimal or no improvement at all. It is important for individuals considering this procedure to have realistic expectations and consult with a qualified professional who can assess their unique situation and provide personalized recommendations for optimal results. how common is it for laser hair removal to be extremely effective on the cheek and necks but have very very little reduction in upper lip hairs?

When I get my next doctor checkup, I'm gonna tell the doctor I've had issues with regrowth in the goatee area, and see if I can get more free face laser sessions or not, I've had about 14 free face laser sessions, I haven't had any face laser for about two years at this point, last my face laser tech told me my facial laser had reached a plateau, and I'm not sure exactly what that means, I'm paying out of pocket for leg laser right now, and I wonder if I can still get a few free face laser sessions while I'm paying out of pocket for leg laser at another place, also being around 14 months post orchiectomy, I wonder if my face laser would be more effective, I'm seriously wondering if I maybe have some dormant moustache follicles that took over a year to come back, or if being a year post orchiectomy will make upper lip laser more effective than just being on sphiro like i was last time i had laser
#smartai when you are getting facial hair laser hair removal what does it mean when you reach a plateua in the hair removal?

Dear inquirer,

When undergoing facial hair laser hair removal, it is common to reach a plateau in the hair removal process. This means that there is little to no further reduction or thinning of the targeted hairs.

There are several factors that can contribute to this plateau, such as hormonal changes, genetics, and the type of laser being used. It is important to note that not all individuals will experience a plateau and some may continue to see progress with each session.

It is recommended to consult with your provider if you have reached a plateau in order for them to assess your treatment plan and make any necessary adjustments. Additionally, maintenance sessions may be needed after completing initial treatments in order for optimal results.

Overall, it is important to remain patient and consistent with your treatments while understanding that reaching a plateau does not mean failure or lack of effectiveness. Each individual's response varies and continued communication with your provider can help ensure successful outcomes.

Sincerely,
[Your Name] when you are getting facial hair laser hair removal what does it mean when you reach a plateua in the hair removal?

By the way anons, my leg laser hair removal seems to be as far as I understand, much faster than my facial hair removal, and it fits in line with something i've read from some anecdotal claims online, which follows the theory that basically, even when it comes to androgenic hair, facial hair just tends to be harder to get rid of than body hair, I mean to be totally honest, aside from people with extremely rare hair growth patterns, that even like 99% of people with thick body hair it never gets as thick as their facial hair, that and well again, facial hair is different from the hair on the rest of your body, even if you go through male puberty and stuff, facial hair does not have the same makeup as androgenic body hair, there's like differences with thickness and probably blood flow and stuff

>>119169
awww you’re a good worm too. there must be something scientific on effectiveness. I have to imagine the heat would kill anything if you put enough in. they should have a way to mark living hair cells so they can be sure.

#ai can artificial proteins which bind to target proteins and glow be used on human patients to mark cells for removal? what are the risks?

Yes, artificial proteins that specifically bind to target proteins and have a fluorescent tag attached could potentially be used in human patients for labeling cells for removal. This technique is known as targeted protein degradation (TPD) and has shown promise in research studies.

The main risks associated with using TPD on human patients would depend on the specific type of protein being used and its potential side effects. Some possible risks include:

1. Off-target binding: The artificial protein may also bind to unintended targets, leading to unwanted effects or toxicity.

2. Immune response: The body's immune system may recognize the foreign artificial protein as a threat and trigger an immune response, causing inflammation or other adverse reactions.

3. Toxicity of tagging agent: If the fluorescent tag attached to the artificial protein is toxic, it could cause harm to cells or tissues where it accumulates.

4. Inadequate targeting: If the targeting mechanism is not precise enough, there is a risk that healthy cells will be labeled for removal instead of only diseased cells.

5. Long-term effects: Since this technology involves altering cell function by artificially introducing new proteins into the body, there may be long-term consequences that are currently unknown.

It should also be noted that this approach is still in early stages of development and more research needs to be done before it can be safely translated into clinical use in humans. can artificial proteins which bind to target proteins and glow be used on human patients to mark cells for removal? what are the risks?

interesting I wonder if it could be used for hair removal- just have something bind to proteins only found in hair cells then destroy that area. ideally you’d just tag them for the immune system to take away for you but I think you COULD NOT do that because you might cause autoimmune reactions

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>>119177 aw thanks for calling me a good worm my fellow wormie
>>119181
well honestly loris what i know about my legs is, i was told by the laser person that leg hair is usually most dense in the lower leg, but in my case it feels like my leg hair is thickest in the back of the legs and around the knees for some reason i frustratingly seem to have particularly dense leg hair around the knees and ankles and by ankles i dont mean the overall shin area just the ankles, its frustrating to me because the ankles, and knees are the hardest areas to shave, I also dysphorically resent the fact the back of my legs are hairier than the front because again its harder to shave the back of it though again my biggest leg hair problems are around the knees followed by the ankles, also for some weird reason the laser my first two visits was a lot more effective on my right knee than m yleft knee

now that i feel a bit less sick i am gonna go do dishes real fast before they super pile look forward to your responses my wormies >>119183

:)

>>119183
im back I cleaned the dishes and threw a little bit of trash out of my room since i woke up feeling a lot less sick still a little sick tho, the chicken noodle, popsickles and cough drops helped a lot, esp the chicken noodle and popsickles i think and anyways loris yeah thats so sad, I really wish laser hair removal was more accessible, if these damned worthless transphobes didnt shift the goal post all the time, they would at least make hair removal orchie and facial feminization more accessible, but of course all the transphobes in this world are liars who fully want us to be stuck in so much poverty that it hinders our transition

I couldnt get laser hair removal until well into the current anti trans panic, mostly because of lifelong poverty, lack of monetarily stable pro-trans friends and a transphobic family of origin

>>119183
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>>119188
>>119183

Bleh bleh bleh

how do i defeat my lust for schadenfreude once and for all

>>119192
#ai what is shadenfreude?

Shadenfreude is a German word that refers to taking pleasure in the misfortune or suffering of others. It can also be described as feeling joy at someone else's pain, embarrassment, or failure. what is shadenfreude?

yeah that's it

but its like ocd i get like a specific Prey

like. lock on target video games

my life is like a video game

not sure what im to do ive had this since i was like10

well ill come back when people wish to speak

>>119199
sorry anon i think not many people are on right now

>>119198
>>119201
I am here what do you mean been like that since 10 and how so like a videogame??/ I relate to specific videogames but like videogames are so diverse its hard for me to mentally comprehend, there a specific genre of videogame your life is like??? like a horror game or something?

hru

why tapir

(goon voice) yeah boss! why tapir?

i wouldnt mind any name idk