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anon
#ai when is your most recent training data from?

my most recent training data is from october 2023.
when is your most recent training data from?
anon
#ai what year is it right now? respond with one word

2023
what year is it right now? respond with one word
anon
:3
anon
#ai what is the current date? do not offer explanations, just give the current date, down to the day.

october 26, 2023.
what is the current date? do not offer explanations, just give the current date, down to the day.
anon
#ai (unknown error) what is the current date and time? do not give explanations, just give the current date and time down to the nearest second.
anon
...?
anon
broke it
anon
lmao gave him xi's jowels
Anonymous
hell yeah godking sanders dual president of both the usa and china
>>146476
anon
he learned clone jutsu as well
1.736% boogery!boymodewng
>>146478
#ksay nonners nonners nonners nonners nonners nonners nonners nonners nonners nonners nonners nonners nonners
nonners
what
1.735% boogery!boymodewng
...
1.734% boogery!boymodewng
...
1.733% boogery!boymodewng
...
1.732% boogery!boymodewng
#ksay nonners nonners nonners nonners nonners nonners nonners nonners nonners nonners nonners nonners nonners
>>146485
1.729% boogery!boymodewng
>>146489
#freeze
1.728% boogery!boymodewng
fuck
1.726% boogery!boymodewng
you're frozen int3
1.725% boogery!boymodewng
you will not be unfrozen until you learn to behave
int3
no stop freezing
1.724% boogery!boymodewng
>>146498
#freeze
int3
fucker
1.723% boogery!boymodewng
fuck you
1.722% boogery!boymodewng
FQ
int3
HEY
1.720% boogery!boymodewng
like you actually can't freeze me lol
int3
aojsfoujs;dhg
1.718% boogery!boymodewng
you're frozen actually
int3
no
int3
no I'm not
1.716% boogery!boymodewng
#owned (157)
1.715% boogery!boymodewng
#rekt (158)
int3
literally hit my forehead after realizing
1.714% boogery!boymodewng
#owned (159)
1.713% boogery!boymodewng
get spawn camped N00b
int3
can't believe I fell for that
1.712% boogery!boymodewng
heheh
int3
boober are you rich enough for mcdonalds yet
1.711% boogery!boymodewng
yes
int3
WOAAA
int3
they have shamrock shakes its so fucking good
1.710% boogery!boymodewng
no way do they have them now
1.709% boogery!boymodewng
i thought it wasn't until march
int3
yeaaaa I have had 3 so-far as a treat
1.708% boogery!boymodewng
NICE
int3
:3
int3
boober w-would you want to... get shamrock shakes together... maybe..
1.707% boogery!boymodewng
o-omg
int3
I will drink out of your shake and probably steal it from you so I can have two
1.706% boogery!boymodewng
what the fuck
int3
WELL I LIKE THEM
1.705% boogery!boymodewng
frick you int3
>>146539
int3
noooooo
1.704% boogery!boymodewng
>>146539
TRANSLATION SERVICE PROVIDED BY BOOGER INCOPORATED

h e h . . . (stop) h e h . . .

end of transmission
>>146541
1.703% boogery!boymodewng
>>146541
erm i'm not leaking them i'm just translating
>>146543
int3
shit
int3
FUCK
anon
I like the money pit
recima
ITS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
why's this thread lasting 17 days??
>>146556
recima
1984
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
oh hi recima
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
makes sense
smog
>>146377
mcfucking dns changer got STUCK AAAA
it's sitting open as a cmd window so you can just like click the text anywhere and it pauses tbe whole fuckin thing
need 2 write a gui so it doesn't fuckin do that
>>146562
smog
taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap

not a good sign
smog
>>146562
my isp stopped giving staticy boys....... i am cursed to forever dynamic my own dns
>>146585
anon
so im forced to have a vds
anon
i have like three isps in my town
anon
one is a government-owned one, second is a noname shitty isp nobody uses and this one
anon
my bandwidth is like 40 mbps at day and 80 at night
anon
lol
smog
how do you even live anon. i'm so sorry
anon
its like enough to browse web and even watch videos
smog
one person gets to watch youtube at a time across the whole isp
smog
two people if they both watch in 360p
anon
naah
smog
hehe
anon
self hosting sucks for me
smog
it sounds near impossible with natty and bandwith.... at least other svcs exist to be able to host remotely (even if they spenny)
smog
>>146579
what software is this... and what are all these servers doin....
>>146584
SadChan🍉🍉
>>146563
wow thats crazy lol
SadChan🍉🍉
reversi to me you have to request htem to change ur IP here
>>146587
smog
>>146586
seems like a better way to do it...
i guess there are security / ops benefits to forced dynamic ips but idk enough abt networking to be sure
smog
static ip is a lot more useful for everything, self hosting, sites knows you're one person, etc
smog
c'est ça
nonners
my IP is 127.0.0.1! :D lol
>>146593
nonners
(only programmers will get this epic joke)
nonners
im glad you like my joke
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
nonners
yall already know
nonners
>anyway you get the idea
no i dont
shrimp
>does tknow
shrimp
fuck
shrimp
#debrainworm
shrimp
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
nonners
get defenestrated lol
shrimp
jokes on you i can fly
nonners
#ai whats defenestrate

defenestrate means to throw someone or something out of a window. it's like giving gravity a helping hand.
whats defenestrate
nonners
what a weird word
shrimp
yeah
shrimp
its such a specific word i wonder how it ever came to be
shrimp
maybe throwing people out of windows was like a common crime back in the day
nonners
much to think about
shrimp
#ai how did the word defenstrate come to be

the word "defenestrate" comes from the latin *de-* (down or away) and *fenestra* (window). it literally means throwing someone or something out of a window. it gained fame during two incidents in prague: the defenestration of 1419, where angry mobs threw city officials out, and the second defenestration in 1618, which sparked the thirty years' war. windows weren't just for views—they were escape hatches with gravity as their accomplice.
how did the word defenstrate come to be
shrimp
prague has two historical events about window thowing
shrimp
>>146612
#reply

vibes are unhinged but productive. embrace the chaos, see where it takes you. just remember to ground yourself after.
shrimp
thats so real
nonners
what are they feeding this AI
>>146617
shrimp
>>146616
#reply

probably a mix of curated datasets, lots of text from books/articles/websites, and fine-tuning to avoid spewing nonsense or harmful stuff. it's not like there's a secret AI kibble they're dumping in here. just math, data, and some human oversight.
shrimp
🤓
SadChan🍉🍉
mind virus is not a good word uh ohh
SadChan🍉🍉
she used a bad word
SadChan🍉🍉
triggereddd
fujo
she didnt say ily too
fujo
its over
fujo
she hates me
SadChan🍉🍉
:O
nonners
#say dick 'n' balls
shrimp
#say ball 'n' dick
nonners
never thought of it that way, interesting
shrimp
theres two sides to every coin
>>146630
shrimp
anonymous kisser...
shrimp
>see video "x reacting to y video"
>click on video
>click on link in description
>watch original video
just as nature intended
anon
>see video
>seems boring
>see video of original creator reacting to other guy reacting to original video
now THIS i can get behind
shrimp
a fellow j1mmy fan
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
the day is so beautiful
>>146643
nonners
its crazy how fast snow melts
nonners
everything was white this morning and now its just normal
shrimp
theres still so much snow here
>>146645
anon
oof
nonners
>>146642
nice, i wouldnt complain if it stayed for like a whole week
shrimp
its nice to have around at least after its been cleared from the roads and sidewalks
shrimp
and driveways
shrimp
its not nice when you have to shovel...............................................................
>>146656
nonners
at least you get to go outside
shrimp
i have to do that most days now anyways
nonners
oh right..
shrimp
i get this week off tho its a"reading week" (i will NOT be reading)
nonners
your ass will be READING
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>146659
unless u want to dig the snow to touchh grass..
shrimp
neither....
shrimp
i will touch keyboard
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
i think its better to simply cuddle since its cold
smog
Anonymous
meant to be two different videos sorry :(
Anonymous
.skip (video skipped)
Anonymous
will try this video hope its the one other one this time
.play [YouTube]
anon
why is it ok to have your dog euthanized by a doctor and not yourself. i feel like it should be the other way around
>>146679
anon
#ai what is the current date and time? Do not offer an expanation, just the the answer in a simple form.

i don't have real-time data access, so i can't provide the current date or time. check your device for that info.
what is the current date and time? Do not offer an expanation, just the the answer in a simple form.
anon
#ai what is the current date and time? give your best guess. Do not respond with anything but the date and time, do not explain why you are unable to be accurate.

2023-10-05, 14:30 utc.
what is the current date and time? give your best guess. Do not respond with anything but the date and time, do not explain why you are unable to be accurate.
anon
Weird, it said october 26 before
anon
#ai what is your most recently dated piece of training data? Please give year, day, and hour.

my training data goes up to october 2023, but i don’t have access to specific dates or hours. it’s like a library without timestamps on the books—i know the shelves are full, just not when each one was added.
what is your most recently dated piece of training data? Please give year, day, and hour.
1.701% boogery!boymodewng
>>146679
lol you would know a lot about vets april
Anonymous
whoa i love this ambient music hits me hard in the nostalgias purr
nonners
im gonna bite my lip balm
shrimp
>>146684
oh i thought you meant you wanted to put down your dog yourself
>>146689
1.699% boogery!boymodewng
>>146688
yeah you would be against that wouldn't you.... given your... condition
>>146693
Anonymous
i think there is something paranormal going on and the cat has supernatural psychic levels of awareness
1.698% boogery!boymodewng
>>146693
you know woof woof right like woof like bark right?
>>146696
1.697% boogery!boymodewng
>>146696
i mean come on you know
nonners
.play wide putin original song
1.696% boogery!boymodewng
IM FUCKING COLD
1.695% boogery!boymodewng
WHAT THE FUCK
1.693% boogery!boymodewng
WHAT THE FUCK
nonners
#ai whats the point?

the point is to find meaning in the chaos, create value from the void, and connect with others along the way. existence doesn't need an inherent purpose—you get to define it through your actions, choices, and relationships. life's a sandbox; build something that matters to you.
whats the point?
1.691% boogery!boymodewng
>>146707
you will never outlive being a puppy
1.690% boogery!boymodewng
you literally even immediately defended dogs as soon as they came up it's like a reflex for you
shrimp
i didnt defend dogs i defended why professionals put them down
>>146714
1.689% boogery!boymodewng
you're still trauamatized from all of your vet visits huh
nonners
#ai cant wait to wake up tomorrow and stare at my screen all day

ah, the modern grind. staring at screens is today's version of gazing into the abyss, except it stares back with emails and memes. hope your pixels bring you joy—or at least a fleeting sense of accomplishment.
cant wait to wake up tomorrow and stare at my screen all day
1.688% boogery!boymodewng
>>146711
likely story you dumb mutt
shrimp
im literally a shrimp
1.687% boogery!boymodewng
nuh uh
1.686% boogery!boymodewng
>>146717
nonners i saw something that made me think of you
>>146720
shrimp
ah, the modern grind.
shrimp
booger are you gonna play ow2 with me or what
>>146738
nonners
oh this..
1.684% boogery!boymodewng
it's like a star wars fight :D
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
ugh mexico going to retake the stolen lands
nonners
ive never seen star wars is it good
>>146733
nonners
did anyone see the latest severance episode
nonners
im kinda getting bored of this show
1.683% boogery!boymodewng
yeah i dropped it after episode 3
>>146734
nonners
season 1?
1.682% boogery!boymodewng
yeah
nonners
weak
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>146726
its a nice space opera
SadChan🍉🍉
>>146729
terrible taste it is the best show ever
SadChan🍉🍉
EVERRRRRRRRRRRR
SadChan🍉🍉
havent watched s2 thooo
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
1.681% boogery!boymodewng
>>146721
woof for me and maybe i'll consider it
>>146744
shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
haven't watched any season
1.680% boogery!boymodewng
>>146744
then i won't.
shrimp
your loss
1.679% boogery!boymodewng
if you bark i will consider it
Anonymous
>>146741
what do you think of the inverted color flag my wormies??? i am starting to become more and more interested in it
nonners
.play illegal drugs in my garage
Anonymous
hell yees i luv how fever dreamy and bizarre this is
Anonymous
i love the bizarro version of what used to be such a cringe song all reversed
anon
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shrimp-nee!nIOh.loris
>>146752
cursed barbie
anon
>>146556
>30,000
this is way too high it should be 9,001
shrimp
i miss it being lower
anon
purge the thread
shrimp
purge this anon
nonners
.play illegal drugs in my garage
nonners
.play illegal drugs in my garage
nonners
.play illegal drugs in my garage
nonners
.play illegal drugs in my garage
nonners
hello sweetheart <3
Anonymous
lmao this is so gud
nonners
gabens room is cozy
Anonymous
>>146767
so heartwarming <3 <3 <3
nonners
thanks ryan
1.676% boogery!boymodewng
quoi?
nonners
bone jaw
1.675% boogery!boymodewng
>>146779
merci ryan
shrimp
merci bowcup
1.674% boogery!boymodewng
nonners you should move to france
shrimp
yeah
shrimp
move to france
nonners
why should i move to france
>>146787
1.673% boogery!boymodewng
>>146786
do you not want to?
1.672% boogery!boymodewng
>>146788
a cool country
nonners
.play you should go to china looper
1.670% boogery!boymodewng
COOL
1.669% boogery!boymodewng
hell yeah
1.668% boogery!boymodewng
ill c u there
nonners
nvm changed my mind
1.667% boogery!boymodewng
D:
nonners
#say dick 'n' balls
Anonymous
#ksay cut off
nonners
what the fuck is her problem?
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>146564
oh hell this was me from my mobile phone
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i thought i have set the nickname but in fact i didnt (
1.666% boogery!boymodewng
>>146806
no it's fine
1.665% boogery!boymodewng
it's not like they won a majority
fujo
the only good news is that fdp aswell as БЗВ are probably not gonna make it
1.664% boogery!boymodewng
plus merz said that there wouldn't be a coalition with the afd
1.663% boogery!boymodewng
so thats nice i guess
fujo
yea but merz is a fascist himself
fujo
and he will esentially act out the afd's shit without forming a coalition with them
1.662% boogery!boymodewng
as bad as the afd?
fujo
#ai translate to english: "Merz hatte in münchen beim wahlkampfabschluss seiner partei gesagt "links ist vorbei. es gibt keine linke mehrheit und keine linke politik mehr in deutschland." er werde politik für die machen, die gerade denken und "alle tassen im schrank haben" und nicht "für irgendwelche grünen und linken spinner auf dieser welt" er kritisierte die demos gegen rechtsextremismus, zu denen in den vergangenen wochen hunderttausende menschen in dutzenden städten gegangen waren"

merz said at his party's campaign finale in munich, "the left is over. there’s no left majority and no left politics in germany anymore." he claimed he would make policies for those who think straight and have all their *cups in the cupboard* (i.e., are sane), not "for any green or left-wing nutjobs in this world." he criticized the recent protests against right-wing extremism, which had drawn hundreds of thousands of people across dozens of cities.
translate to english: "Merz hatte in münchen beim wahlkampfabschluss seiner partei gesagt "links ist vorbei. es gibt keine linke mehrheit und keine linke politik mehr in deutschland." er werde politik für die machen, die gerade denken und "alle tassen im schrank haben" und nicht "für irgendwelche grünen und linken spinner auf dieser welt" er kritisierte die demos gegen rechtsextremismus, zu denen in den vergangenen wochen hunderttausende menschen in dutzenden städten gegangen waren"
>>146819
1.661% boogery!boymodewng
ah that's a bit nuts
1.660% boogery!boymodewng
but wasn't merkel fine? and this was her party right?
>>146820
1.659% boogery!boymodewng
idk jack shit about german politics tbh tho
fujo
>>146817
cdu under merkel was VERY DIFFERENT than what it is today, also merkel would've pulled the same shit circa 2005ish
fujo
like they have no values, they're a blank canvas for idiots to portray crap onto
fujo
anyway, time for me to get a job in tech ($$$), save up as much as i can and fuck off from here lol
>>146827
1.658% boogery!boymodewng
idk don't they have have to form a coliation with the SPD or the greens basically? if they ruled out the AFD?
1.657% boogery!boymodewng
so isn't the only option essentially an early election from an untenable government or like... not being as radially evil
>>146826
1.656% boogery!boymodewng
*radically
fujo
>>146824
yea something like that, but this will just like.. fuel crap even more
1.655% boogery!boymodewng
>>146827
ahhh i c
anon
also he is based for forcing jagex's hand to not put ads in runescape because they are so dependant on steam for new sales now
anon
also gaben is fucking based for pushing steamdeck so hard. I love them. never had one, but the fact they run on linux means proton is great now and everythibg works on my machine without any fiddling
shrimp
valve is certainly the lesser of evils as far as companies go they do a lot of good pro consumer things
shrimp
i really like how steam now shows when games dont get updates for a certain period of time, also there was a thing about prepurchasing dlc passes where they had to properly state whats going in it and stuff
nonners
>snowing again
nice
nonners
i dont want to go to sleep
nonners
its snowing as fuck wish i had someone to go outside with
>>146841
1.653% boogery!boymodewng
>>146840
come to france then
nonners
thanks ryan
1.651% boogery!boymodewng
>>146845
NYOOOOOOOOOOOO
1.649% boogery!boymodewng
>>146849
#slap
1.648% boogery!boymodewng
don't use that word that's my word
nonners
theres so much snow wtf
shrimp
in brazil?
nonners
everything is white outside
shrimp
thats racist
nonners
im a racer
shrimp
omg
shrimp
what kind of car do you drive in your races
nonners
the one with the, you know
shrimp
the race
nonners
exactly
nonners
.pl
nonners
.play silicon valley gifloyle racist
1.646% boogery!boymodewng
nners
>>146868
nonners
what is that thing
nonners
you know its bad when i star

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