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shrimp
i almost died like 5 times walking to the pharmacy
shrimp
theres ice on all the sidewalks and a really thin layer of snow hiding it all
anon
good job surviving im glad you did
anon
are you going to start your med right away
shrimp
.play bby goyard green inferno
shrimp
no time like the present
anon
.play william crooks c4 on my body
anon
its necessary because of the cartoon sounds
shrimp
.play cartoon sound effect
anon
he sampled lpc in another track somewhere
anon
longmont potion castle
shrimp
are they a band or
anon
.play longmont potion castle
anon
lpc is incredible
he is so disorienting
shrimp
8 pounds of soda
anon
i think lpc is for senile old dusty people like me (26)
shrimp
if ur senile what does that make me... (29)
anon
sorry to say its over
shrimp
wait so ur saying im a.........................
anon
a........................................
anon
nice imagine im swinging at the air and hootering
anon
they are bad liars
anon
no matter what they say you can see right through them
shrimp
thats meeeeeeeee
anon
thats meeeeeeeeee~
anon
these are easier for me to like , be alright with because they're entirely nonsensical
anon
some pranks are just really mean
shrimp
yeah its very lighthearted sure it can be annoying but like. thats not really the biggest deal
anon
.play lpc deiters heat
anon
.skip (video skipped)
shrimp
my doctors just scheduled the follow up for april 1st am i being pranked
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
Elon defeated, opworm ascendant, the net is saved
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
lol!
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
#ai how much does an rpg 7 round cost to produce? how much for a simple explosive artillery round? how much for a hand grenade? what are the highest costs? the explosive material? the steel?

nice try fed.
how much does an rpg 7 round cost to produce? how much for a simple explosive artillery round? how much for a hand grenade? what are the highest costs? the explosive material? the steel?
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
I think it’s at least 100
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
“bulk prices of industrial blasting explosives of around $2.5/kg and of nitroglycerin gels around $10/kg in 2011”
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
“ANFO is about $1000/ton bulk” that’s ammonium nitrate + fuel oil
no one could have predicted unstable compounds would not be readily available and require energy to produce 😉 grrr entropy grr
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
I think you can get training ones without the explosive but with the propellant so it’s not as expensive
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
he limiting cost on cheap explosions is as u/kyletsenior says simply the cost of ammonium nitrate (which is made using natural gas, the primary cost component) “ it’s so over
Ammonium nitrate currently costs $350/tonne
>>165785
shrimp
i dont give a fuck i dont give a fuck i dont give a fuck
anon
true or false
you're full of excuses
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
yeah!!!
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
I bet if you had really cheap energy though you could do it cheaper
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
like fusion or solar in space now you’ve got enough to do lots of energy expensive chemistry
shrimp
i dont even eat tasmanian syrup
shrimp
i think youre bananas fella
shrimp
im gonna start saying that
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
#ai “This highlights the fallacy of Plowshare as a means of making "earth engineering" more economical It is only cheaper if huge explosions are used. Mining and civil engineering do not use huge explosions, which cause huge problems. Even firing off large mining shots what they are doing is firing hundred or thousands of drill holes that cause the energy expended to be efficiently coupled to its job - fracturing rock in a specific pattern. A single point explosion cannot do this - it is very hard to work into any sensible mining or civil construction plan.”
is this true? what about digging a huge canal? like that one through south East Asia so cargo ships don’t have to go all the way to Singapore to go from India to China?

the claim is partially true but oversimplified. in mining and civil engineering, controlled blasting is common, but it’s not about "huge explosions." instead, they use many small, precisely timed explosions to break rock in a controlled way. this minimizes unnecessary damage and maximizes efficiency.

as for digging a massive canal, like the one you mention, it’s not just about explosions. a project of that scale would involve a combination of drilling, blasting, dredging, and excavation. explosions might be used for rock removal, but they’d be highly controlled and localized. the goal is to shape the terrain, not just blow stuff up.

also, building a canal through southeast asia (e.g., the kra canal in thailand) is a massive logistical and environmental challenge. it’s not just about explosives—it involves geopolitics, environmental impact, and engineering on a massive scale. explosions would play a role, but they’d be one small part of a much bigger plan.
“This highlights the fallacy of Plowshare as a means of making "earth engineering" more economical It is only cheaper if huge explosions are used. Mining and civil engineering do not use huge explosions, which cause huge problems. Even firing off large mining shots what they are doing is firing hundred or thousands of drill holes that cause the energy expended to be efficiently coupled to its job - fracturing rock in a specific pattern. A single point explosion cannot do this - it is very hard to work into any sensible mining or civil construction plan.”
>>165799
anon
this harry guy doesnt give a fuck
anon
can i play one more
anon
.play lpc blueberry bag
anon
>>165791
i know how this used to work at least, idk how they do it now but they used to make a little deep hole in the ground til they get to the really hard rock/soil part. then drill a long hole in, perpendicular, get a stick of dynamite, get a kid/teenager to light it and sove it in the drill hole gtfo the hole, and
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
that’sso cool you know about that I wish I could build a canal
>>165806
anon
then it goes boom
anon
the point is to break up the rock, not to like. turn it into fine dust
anon
just make it into chunks that are more managable like a few hundred lbs eag
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
how do they scoop it out efficiently? a screw?
>>165807
anon
thats alex trebek
anon
now probably with just like a backhoe/excavator/etc
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
yeah that makes sense- that’s so cool all I know from my family history is how to cut down trees
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
I wonder if something like HEAT rounds which send jets of molten copper would be useful for mining to really cut precisely with less explosive. of course copper is expensive
>>165814
shrimp
useful information and a rational mind
anon
he had* a running bit where he would connect alex trebek to random people
anon
>>165811
would molten copper necessarily melt / cut through rock like that
i feel the impact would get spread over too big an area and just chip it away
anon
the coolest part imo is how little dynamite u actually need, they were tiny little single sticks for a big ass like 20ftx20ft area, because ur basically making a rly good pressure bomb
anon
explosion has nowhere to go so like 100% of the shock goes straight into the rock
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
: D
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
I dunno. the whole point of the idea was to direct the energy better, so if it spreads that’s bad. because I imagine there’s a decent amount of wasted energy since you only need certain sized fragmentation
>>165820
anon
Its sort of horseshoes and hand grenades bc ur pouring in concrete walls afterwards anyways, mostly the point was just to make the ground easier to dig in i think
anon
>>165818
yeah they had it down to a real science tho because like dynamite expensive, teenage labor cheap
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
yep yep
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
very cool!
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
I wonder if they could like do construction better in winter by sticking heated rods into the ground to warm it up
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
maybe they do that
anon
no idea about how they do anything post like 1930 lmfao
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
but if they were fixed to a power line I bet you could deliver enough energy
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
lol that’s cool though
anon
wrow its bed time
good luck shrimp
good job germany
>>165837
anon
burger we will get you an rpg promise
shrimp
sleep tite anon
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
lol and sleep tite anon!
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
nah I wanna do something productive for once I want a mine/excavator or smth… I’d probably get bored with it though 🥲
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
I think autocannons could be the future if they could like guide the shells- guess any guidance introduces drag through so you need propellant which is expensive and you have a missile again ok never mind
anon
hmm i once considered the accounting route...
nonners
dont mind the time travelling post
anon
its a chill job without a lot of people contact and i have 1.5 years experience in bookkeeping so it seemed like a natural route
anon
but its just so boring and so much law...
nonners
we had one at my previous job and her hair smelled so good, it was instantly noticeable as she entered the room
anon
sounds smelly indeed
nonners
i bet you could automate all this
nonners
>they dont know
anon
you can automate the day-to-day bookkeeping stuff but automating the actual higher-level accounting stuff would be hard i think
nonners
sounds like an untapped territory
nonners
we should start a company and cause disruption
anon
go right ahead, ill buy some stock
nonners
you can have 2 stocks, ill keep the rest
nonners
it hjas sex in it????!!1
nonners
he is dan toomey, hi dan
anon
whitest person on the planet
nonners
podcasters are so cringe omg
anon
i wish there were good podcasts, but they simply dont exist
anon
.play Hamilton morris meo-dmt
anon
man cant find the hamilton morris clip of him smoking 5 meo dmt on youtube anymore, its radical
💖!nIOh.loris
i love sweets
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.skip (video skipped)
💖!nIOh.loris
>>165873
chocolate kitkats, grape jelly, chocolate cake, ice cream....damn if u stuff me with any sweets i'm happy with that
>>165876
💖!nIOh.loris
there is thsi milk cream sweet that i love so much ughgnghgnhg
anon
>>165874
kitkats, chocolate cake and ice cream are great indeed. i love ben and jerrys personally, but i usually buy jacks because im a cheapskate heh
nonners
.play tim tetlov mind is moving
i like sad things
some funny pictures i took
i like sad things
i think they are weird and kind of pointless lol
anon
such is the nature of art.....
shrimp
im weird and kind of pointless
anon
congrats!! you are art!!
anon
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anon
what is he singing about... does he have poetic lyrics or is he just yelling about stuff
shrimp
im not even sure
anon
he holds the truth in his brain. powerful
anon
just gotta put something on it now
anon
this is the hard part
shrimp
i have a suggestion
shrimp
its very ex[resoveo
shrimp
i remember thinking this morning there was something i wanted to tell you but i cant remember what it is
anon
tell us something else then
shrimp
did you know that the pressure wave from a nuclear explosion can give you an embolism
>>165926
anon
that sounds quite bad
shrimp
ur life insurance policy
shrimp
well you can take one out
shrimp
its a lot cheaper than giving me like 100k
shrimp
its a rela dog..
anon
nah its a plushie look at the cute plushie aw
shrimp
nooooooo its a real dog stop....
anon
>>165933
i think taking out a life insurance policy and then getting hit by a nuke would raise some red flags with ur insurance provider
>>165953
anon
then again nukes are very hard to find and get hit by so maybe they would make an exception
shrimp
i bet thered be a bigger payout for it cause its so extreme
anon
more extreme form of death ==> more money
anon
get launched into outer space
shrimp
thats a real thing
anon
death from a million killer bee stings
shrimp
wait ok i kinda lied its just that accidental deaths have a bigger payout
anon
just gotta make the most accidental thing possible.... it's an easy scam
shrimp
one giant rube goldberg machine of events leading to an accidental death
anon
recording the whole thing so the insurance company can see how crazy unlikely it is that you would even die from it
>>165955
shrimp
this lady SHREDS
anon
>>165956
nah nito is genuinely one of the best guitar players on the internet
shrimp
>>165959
this could be so big actually we need to start a gacha insurance company
shrimp
super cheap insurance that 95% of the time you get paid like a $1 for whatever you lost but theres a small chance your insurance covers more than the cost of what you lost
anon
we need to infuse gambling into more aspects of life to extract as much money as possible from people
anon
alarm clock only goes off sometimes but goes off more if you pay more money
nonners
.play what do consultants do
nonners
company: could you consult us please
consultant: sure! im a consultant! :D
anon
i'm consulting my orb, you should buy stocks
that will be fifty thousand dollars please
anon
>people say consultants are terrible and useless and cost a lot of money
>and that's true! but sometimes they don't :)
nonners
consultant: we should cut staff! :D
CEO: damn thats some consulting right there!
>>165975
anon
>>165972
it takes a lot of millions of dollars to learn what to do in each situation (the answer is always fire people)
nonners
#ai whats a job that has existed for the longest time

some of the oldest jobs include farming, hunting, and gathering, which date back to prehistoric times when humans first started forming communities. other ancient jobs include toolmaking, pottery, and weaving. later, as societies developed, roles like blacksmiths, priests, scribes, and traders became common. farming, in particular, has consistently been one of the longest-standing professions, still vital to this day.
whats a job that has existed for the longest time
anon
those ye olde blacksmiths in thick leather aprons smacking a sword on an anvil.... take me back
shrimp
takes you back but acciedentally takes you all the way back to dinosaurs n shit
anon
oh shit oh god triceratops and stegosaurus and giant bugs oh shit
anon
destroy all advertisements
anon
love how out of sync the curse bleeps are
💖!nIOh.loris
i feel sick
💖!nIOh.loris
ate too much sweet
nonners
he's dan toomey, hi dan
i like sad things
yale is the same as hamas
i like sad things
ma4k wahlberg is a scumbag but he seems legitimately invested in his clothing company from those clips
nonners
oh so this is how you build your brand
nonners
.play yale is no different thatn hamas
nonners
#ai how do i build my brand?

focus on creating a unique, authentic voice that resonates with your audience. be consistent across platforms, post regularly, and engage with your community. prioritize quality over quantity—original content > reposts. collaborate with others, experiment with trends, and always stay true to your niche. analytics are your friend; double down on what works and ditch what doesn’t.
how do i build my brand?
nonners
#bpdai how do i become a sigma male

focus on self-improvement, discipline, and independence. prioritize your goals, stay calm under pressure, and avoid seeking validation from others. embrace solitude when needed but don’t isolate yourself completely—build meaningful connections selectively. work on mastering your skills and staying adaptable in any situation. remember, being a "sigma" isn’t about fitting into a label; it’s about living authentically and confidently on your own terms.
how do i become a sigma male
>>166002
nonners
>>166001
#reply sigma balls

sigma balls lmao. but fr, become a sigma male by grinding in silence. stop caring about opinions, focus on your goals, and level up consistently. hit the gym, read books, and master your craft. don’t chase validation, build your empire quietly. stay emotionally detached but not cold—be strategic with your energy. sigma is a mindset, not a trend. boss up and don’t explain yourself.
sigma balls
i like sad things
please give me a million dollars I'm desperate
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
anon
yale is no different than hamas
i like sad things
yale is go different than hamas
anon
kale is slow jiffrent than kamalas
i like sad things
bame ib go diligent thsn gabbgas
i like sad things
Hm!?
nonners
i keep forgetting that i disabled my youtube feed and i keep going to youtube instinctively every 5 minutes to look at complete blackness, but now i keep checking my subscriptions page more which is better
>>166017
shrimp
.play funny cartoon sounds
SadChan🍉🍉
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>>166041
SadChan🍉🍉
WHAT!?!?!?!
SadChan🍉🍉
!?!??!?!
SadChan🍉🍉
FUCKING
SadChan🍉🍉
DIPSHITTTT
SadChan🍉🍉
I WILL KILL U
SadChan🍉🍉
iuerwhdgowhreg;oihrgo;uihwreg
SadChan🍉🍉
werio'ghwroughaoiwurhgiouawrhg=
anon
i am anons wasted life
nonners
whats her endgame?
shrimp
oops didnt mean to reply to that post
SadChan🍉🍉
10 years
SadChan🍉🍉
i accelerated my personal time stream tho
SadChan🍉🍉
yea dont fuk wit me]
SadChan🍉🍉
ill make u old
SadChan🍉🍉
You are now ageing.... slightly faster
>>166069
SadChan🍉🍉
thats quite difficult...
SadChan🍉🍉
Yes, it is beyond my powers.... I'm sorry.
SadChan🍉🍉
Also to accelerate your time stream I would have to lift the acceleration affect on Shrimp...
>>166077
anon
oh well... guess ill have to wait a little longer then...
anon
>>166073
i'm sure with time you'll learn how to accelerate everyone's timestreams @ the same time. only a matter of time
anon
i saw it and immediately had to come here
anon
>>166078
you could like it on catbox or somethin until ur image perms come back
anon
forbidden information.....
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
sadchansadchan sadchan sadchan 😀😀😀😀😀😀😃😃😃😃😃😀😀😀😀😀
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
have you scheduled the psych?
i like sad things
no ive been laying in bed
i like sad things
for 6 hours
i like sad things
its so nice in here
i like sad things
maybe i should stay in here until they evict me then REDACTED
>>166090
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
yoyoyoyoyo they played ratatanga at the plasma donation place
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
it’s adhd scheduling time sadchan: D : D
>>166107
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
what’s ur insurance
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
I’ve been reading about how not to procrastinate too apparently it’s better to focus on the process than the product, so you can do a 25 minute session of work on just finding a psych no matter how far you get
>>166101
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
ur probably better than me at this stuff lol but I’m excited- I think my studying was actually pretty ok! I just needed to not look stuff up because it was when I started getting off topic
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
and schedule it by topic and do tasks within that rather than having tasks which I get stressed about not finishing
🍉🍔 mellonburgervoteranon
>>166091
yooo just listened I got a book on Amazon I think it’s going to fee good sounds good as always
anon
>>166097
read atomic habits. im not a self-help person at all, but that book absolutely changed my life
SadChan🍉🍉
to start with
SadChan🍉🍉
lets see if an email back next week
Cove Holden!!j7dIStOkC.
ROARRRRR

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