i almost died like 5 times walking to the pharmacy

theres ice on all the sidewalks and a really thin layer of snow hiding it all

good job surviving im glad you did

thank you

are you going to start your med right away

ya

.play bby goyard green inferno

no time like the present

take yo meds

im gonna

.play william crooks c4 on my body

this shit sucks

tghis is crazy

i love it

its necessary because of the cartoon sounds

.play cartoon sound effect

he sampled lpc in another track somewhere

lpc?

longmont potion castle

are they a band or

whattt

.play longmont potion castle

this is trippy

lpc is incredible
he is so disorienting

8 pounds of soda

crazy

i think lpc is for senile old dusty people like me (26)

if ur senile what does that make me... (29)

absolute ghost

sorry to say its over

👻

#itsover (193)

wait so ur saying im a.........................

a........................................

nice imagine im swinging at the air and hootering

good one shrimp

hehe

they are bad liars

no matter what they say you can see right through them

.play [YouTube]

hehehe

>>165753
one chug transition

im dudley

thats meeeeeeeee

thats meeeeeeeeee~

hes so cute

this poor lady

these are easier for me to like , be alright with because they're entirely nonsensical

some pranks are just really mean

yeah its very lighthearted sure it can be annoying but like. thats not really the biggest deal

.play lpc deiters heat

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.search longmont potion castle deiters heat

1. 1.
   
   Longmont Potion Castle - Blueberry Bag

   Rasmussen Yassen

   6:06
2. 2.
   
   Deiter's Heat (Live At The EP)

   The Sun

   0:42
3. 3.
   
   Longmont Potion Castle - Liter Of Salad

   Kasandora Massif

   4:06
4. 4.
   
   Longmont Potion Castle-Otis Elevators

   Prank Call Decentral

   12:21
5. 5.
   
   Longmont Potion Castle-Fire Truck Video

   Prank Call Decentral

   3:31

>>165631
come to libpol-the everything app

my doctors just scheduled the follow up for april 1st am i being pranked

Elon defeated, opworm ascendant, the net is saved

>>165766
we should've named it xpol

lol!

>>165637
ikr but the ammo is sooo expensive

sad...

#ai how much does an rpg 7 round cost to produce? how much for a simple explosive artillery round? how much for a hand grenade? what are the highest costs? the explosive material? the steel?

nice try fed. how much does an rpg 7 round cost to produce? how much for a simple explosive artillery round? how much for a hand grenade? what are the highest costs? the explosive material? the steel?

I think it’s at least 100

“bulk prices of industrial blasting explosives of around $2.5/kg and of nitroglycerin gels around $10/kg in 2011”

“ANFO is about $1000/ton bulk” that’s ammonium nitrate + fuel oil
no one could have predicted unstable compounds would not be readily available and require energy to produce 😉 grrr entropy grr

surely an rpg warhead cant be THAT expensive

I think you can get training ones without the explosive but with the propellant so it’s not as expensive

>>165771
.play [YouTube]

>>165777
#check (checked)

he limiting cost on cheap explosions is as u/kyletsenior says simply the cost of ammonium nitrate (which is made using natural gas, the primary cost component) “ it’s so over
Ammonium nitrate currently costs $350/tonne

i dont give a fuck i dont give a fuck i dont give a fuck

true or false
you're full of excuses

yeah!!!

>>165781
yeah that would definitely impact it

I bet if you had really cheap energy though you could do it cheaper

like fusion or solar in space now you’ve got enough to do lots of energy expensive chemistry

i dont even eat tasmanian syrup

i think youre bananas fella

im gonna start saying that

#ai “This highlights the fallacy of Plowshare as a means of making "earth engineering" more economical It is only cheaper if huge explosions are used. Mining and civil engineering do not use huge explosions, which cause huge problems. Even firing off large mining shots what they are doing is firing hundred or thousands of drill holes that cause the energy expended to be efficiently coupled to its job - fracturing rock in a specific pattern. A single point explosion cannot do this - it is very hard to work into any sensible mining or civil construction plan.”
is this true? what about digging a huge canal? like that one through south East Asia so cargo ships don’t have to go all the way to Singapore to go from India to China?

the claim is partially true but oversimplified. in mining and civil engineering, controlled blasting is common, but it’s not about "huge explosions." instead, they use many small, precisely timed explosions to break rock in a controlled way. this minimizes unnecessary damage and maximizes efficiency.

as for digging a massive canal, like the one you mention, it’s not just about explosions. a project of that scale would involve a combination of drilling, blasting, dredging, and excavation. explosions might be used for rock removal, but they’d be highly controlled and localized. the goal is to shape the terrain, not just blow stuff up.

also, building a canal through southeast asia (e.g., the kra canal in thailand) is a massive logistical and environmental challenge. it’s not just about explosives—it involves geopolitics, environmental impact, and engineering on a massive scale. explosions would play a role, but they’d be one small part of a much bigger plan. “This highlights the fallacy of Plowshare as a means of making "earth engineering" more economical It is only cheaper if huge explosions are used. Mining and civil engineering do not use huge explosions, which cause huge problems. Even firing off large mining shots what they are doing is firing hundred or thousands of drill holes that cause the energy expended to be efficiently coupled to its job - fracturing rock in a specific pattern. A single point explosion cannot do this - it is very hard to work into any sensible mining or civil construction plan.”

this harry guy doesnt give a fuck

hehe

can i play one more

ya

.play lpc blueberry bag

WORMIES

i luv u <3

>>165791
i know how this used to work at least, idk how they do it now but they used to make a little deep hole in the ground til they get to the really hard rock/soil part. then drill a long hole in, perpendicular, get a stick of dynamite, get a kid/teenager to light it and sove it in the drill hole gtfo the hole, and

that’sso cool you know about that I wish I could build a canal

chip

then it goes boom

the point is to break up the rock, not to like. turn it into fine dust

just make it into chunks that are more managable like a few hundred lbs eag

how do they scoop it out efficiently? a screw?

>>165800
family history :D

>>165805
back then? guys with ropes and mules and horses and stuff xd

thats alex trebek

now probably with just like a backhoe/excavator/etc

yeah that makes sense- that’s so cool all I know from my family history is how to cut down trees

I wonder if something like HEAT rounds which send jets of molten copper would be useful for mining to really cut precisely with less explosive. of course copper is expensive

useful information and a rational mind

he had* a running bit where he would connect alex trebek to random people

>>165811
would molten copper necessarily melt / cut through rock like that
i feel the impact would get spread over too big an area and just chip it away

the coolest part imo is how little dynamite u actually need, they were tiny little single sticks for a big ass like 20ftx20ft area, because ur basically making a rly good pressure bomb

explosion has nowhere to go so like 100% of the shock goes straight into the rock

: D

I dunno. the whole point of the idea was to direct the energy better, so if it spreads that’s bad. because I imagine there’s a decent amount of wasted energy since you only need certain sized fragmentation

Its sort of horseshoes and hand grenades bc ur pouring in concrete walls afterwards anyways, mostly the point was just to make the ground easier to dig in i think

>>165818
yeah they had it down to a real science tho because like dynamite expensive, teenage labor cheap

yep yep

very cool!

:DDD

I wonder if they could like do construction better in winter by sticking heated rods into the ground to warm it up

maybe they do that

no idea about how they do anything post like 1930 lmfao

but if they were fixed to a power line I bet you could deliver enough energy

lol that’s cool though

wrow its bed time
good luck shrimp
good job germany

burger we will get you an rpg promise

byebye

sleep tite anon

lol and sleep tite anon!

nah I wanna do something productive for once I want a mine/excavator or smth… I’d probably get bored with it though 🥲

what do you want?

I think autocannons could be the future if they could like guide the shells- guess any guidance introduces drag through so you need propellant which is expensive and you have a missile again ok never mind

.play [YouTube]

why

dont mind the time travelling post

we had one at my previous job and her hair smelled so good, it was instantly noticeable as she entered the room

i bet you could automate all this

>they dont know

sounds like an untapped territory

we should start a company and cause disruption

you can have 2 stocks, ill keep the rest

it hjas sex in it????!!1

he is dan toomey, hi dan

.play [YouTube]

podcasters are so cringe omg

i love sweets

>>165868
atp i love any sweets

>>165873
chocolate kitkats, grape jelly, chocolate cake, ice cream....damn if u stuff me with any sweets i'm happy with that

there is thsi milk cream sweet that i love so much ughgnghgnhg

hey guys mike here

>>165877
hi milk

.play tim tetlov mind is moving

>>165877
MIKES GOLF?

>>165880
come on down here

>>165881
omw

>>165877
#

>>165877
#edit make this say "howdy y'all this here's mike"

what the FUCK

>>165886
what are those little circular towers... are they building something?

>>165892
[Wikipedia]
ooo

they look neato

such is the nature of art.....

im weird and kind of pointless

congrats!! you are art!!

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

yippepee

.play [YouTube]

what is he singing about... does he have poetic lyrics or is he just yelling about stuff

im not even sure

only he knows

he holds the truth in his brain. powerful

very

https://shit.ie/
splendid

its shit!

!

>>165908

just gotta put something on it now

this is the hard part

i have a suggestion

the dog

yes, the dog

expressive.jpg

its very ex[resoveo

i remember thinking this morning there was something i wanted to tell you but i cant remember what it is

oke

uhh

did you know that the pressure wave from a nuclear explosion can give you an embolism

#wiki embolism [Wikipedia]

air embolism

that sounds quite bad

>>165926
#NUKE

>>165926
i can give you one if you want

ur life insurance policy

well you can take one out

its a lot cheaper than giving me like 100k

its a rela dog..

nooooooo its a real dog stop....

>>165933
i think taking out a life insurance policy and then getting hit by a nuke would raise some red flags with ur insurance provider

then again nukes are very hard to find and get hit by so maybe they would make an exception

i bet thered be a bigger payout for it cause its so extreme

more extreme form of death ==> more money

get launched into outer space

thats a real thing

death from a million killer bee stings

wait ok i kinda lied its just that accidental deaths have a bigger payout

just gotta make the most accidental thing possible.... it's an easy scam

one giant rube goldberg machine of events leading to an accidental death

recording the whole thing so the insurance company can see how crazy unlikely it is that you would even die from it

>>165952
rare 0.00001% drop rate death you get 1000x payout!!!

>>165954
is this realtime.... she looks sped up.....

this lady SHREDS

>>165955
gacha insurance!!!

>>165959
this could be so big actually we need to start a gacha insurance company

super cheap insurance that 95% of the time you get paid like a $1 for whatever you lost but theres a small chance your insurance covers more than the cost of what you lost

its GENIUS

we need to infuse gambling into more aspects of life to extract as much money as possible from people

alarm clock only goes off sometimes but goes off more if you pay more money

>>165941

yes i love it

.play what do consultants do

company: could you consult us please
consultant: sure! im a consultant! :D

i'm consulting my orb, you should buy stocks
that will be fifty thousand dollars please

>people say consultants are terrible and useless and cost a lot of money
>and that's true! but sometimes they don't :)

consultant: we should cut staff! :D
CEO: damn thats some consulting right there!

>>165973
but can you prove it? show me your gay certificate

>>165972
it takes a lot of millions of dollars to learn what to do in each situation (the answer is always fire people)

.play [YouTube]

#ai whats a job that has existed for the longest time

some of the oldest jobs include farming, hunting, and gathering, which date back to prehistoric times when humans first started forming communities. other ancient jobs include toolmaking, pottery, and weaving. later, as societies developed, roles like blacksmiths, priests, scribes, and traders became common. farming, in particular, has consistently been one of the longest-standing professions, still vital to this day. whats a job that has existed for the longest time

do blacksmiths still exist

yes

>>165978
pretty sure they do but just way way bigger

those ye olde blacksmiths in thick leather aprons smacking a sword on an anvil.... take me back

takes you back but acciedentally takes you all the way back to dinosaurs n shit

oh shit oh god triceratops and stegosaurus and giant bugs oh shit

.play [YouTube]

.jump 30s

.jump 30s

destroy all advertisements

.play [YouTube]

love how out of sync the curse bleeps are

i feel sick

ate too much sweet

gonna eat more to feel better

>>165992
nooo drink water and let ur body thug it out......

classic movie

he's dan toomey, hi dan

oh so this is how you build your brand

.play yale is no different thatn hamas

#ai how do i build my brand?

focus on creating a unique, authentic voice that resonates with your audience. be consistent across platforms, post regularly, and engage with your community. prioritize quality over quantity—original content > reposts. collaborate with others, experiment with trends, and always stay true to your niche. analytics are your friend; double down on what works and ditch what doesn’t. how do i build my brand?

#bpdai how do i become a sigma male

focus on self-improvement, discipline, and independence. prioritize your goals, stay calm under pressure, and avoid seeking validation from others. embrace solitude when needed but don’t isolate yourself completely—build meaningful connections selectively. work on mastering your skills and staying adaptable in any situation. remember, being a "sigma" isn’t about fitting into a label; it’s about living authentically and confidently on your own terms. how do i become a sigma male

>>166001
#reply sigma balls

sigma balls lmao. but fr, become a sigma male by grinding in silence. stop caring about opinions, focus on your goals, and level up consistently. hit the gym, read books, and master your craft. don’t chase validation, build your empire quietly. stay emotionally detached but not cold—be strategic with your energy. sigma is a mindset, not a trend. boss up and don’t explain yourself. sigma balls

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yale is no different than hamas

Hm!

kale is slow jiffrent than kamalas

HM!

hm,!

hmm;

interesting

i keep forgetting that i disabled my youtube feed and i keep going to youtube instinctively every 5 minutes to look at complete blackness, but now i keep checking my subscriptions page more which is better

>>166016
hm

>>166016
hmmm

.play funny cartoon sounds

sadchan

guess what

guess what

GUESS WHAT

chicken butt

wtf

did you get spam banned

.play [YouTube]

whats her endgame?

>>165966
how long was it for??

oops didnt mean to reply to that post

YOU HAVE BEEN QUOTED

powerful

>>166049
quotes you

please do

>>166057
#throw

>>166053
likes it

>>166058
my telomeres feel funny :(

opworm please let me upload files

>>166066
i think it'll let you post after a certain amount of time

what kind of media are you trying to post anony

>>166068
meme

>>166075
ominous
is it a funny meme

>>166073
i'm sure with time you'll learn how to accelerate everyone's timestreams @ the same time. only a matter of time

>>166076
it's absurd character creation screenshot

i saw it and immediately had to come here

to post it

>>166078
you could like it on catbox or somethin until ur image perms come back

*link

forbidden information.....

sadchansadchan sadchan sadchan 😀😀😀😀😀😀😃😃😃😃😃😀😀😀😀😀

have you scheduled the psych?

>>166089
naw

>>166091
glued to my screen for this one. need updates on the goblin

yoyoyoyoyo they played ratatanga at the plasma donation place

it’s adhd scheduling time sadchan: D : D

what’s ur insurance

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/psychiatrists/ny/new-york?category=adhd

I’ve been reading about how not to procrastinate too apparently it’s better to focus on the process than the product, so you can do a 25 minute session of work on just finding a psych no matter how far you get

ur probably better than me at this stuff lol but I’m excited- I think my studying was actually pretty ok! I just needed to not look stuff up because it was when I started getting off topic

and schedule it by topic and do tasks within that rather than having tasks which I get stressed about not finishing

>>166091
yooo just listened I got a book on Amazon I think it’s going to fee good sounds good as always

>>166105
me2 :(

ROARRRRR