>>165908

just gotta put something on it now

this is the hard part

i have a suggestion

the dog

yes, the dog

expressive.jpg

its very ex[resoveo

i remember thinking this morning there was something i wanted to tell you but i cant remember what it is

oke

uhh

did you know that the pressure wave from a nuclear explosion can give you an embolism

#wiki embolism [Wikipedia]

air embolism

that sounds quite bad

>>165926
#NUKE

>>165926
i can give you one if you want

ur life insurance policy

well you can take one out

its a lot cheaper than giving me like 100k

its a rela dog..

nooooooo its a real dog stop....

>>165933
i think taking out a life insurance policy and then getting hit by a nuke would raise some red flags with ur insurance provider

then again nukes are very hard to find and get hit by so maybe they would make an exception

i bet thered be a bigger payout for it cause its so extreme

more extreme form of death ==> more money

get launched into outer space

thats a real thing

death from a million killer bee stings

wait ok i kinda lied its just that accidental deaths have a bigger payout

just gotta make the most accidental thing possible.... it's an easy scam

one giant rube goldberg machine of events leading to an accidental death

recording the whole thing so the insurance company can see how crazy unlikely it is that you would even die from it

>>165952
rare 0.00001% drop rate death you get 1000x payout!!!

>>165954
is this realtime.... she looks sped up.....

this lady SHREDS

>>165955
gacha insurance!!!

>>165959
this could be so big actually we need to start a gacha insurance company

super cheap insurance that 95% of the time you get paid like a $1 for whatever you lost but theres a small chance your insurance covers more than the cost of what you lost

its GENIUS

we need to infuse gambling into more aspects of life to extract as much money as possible from people

alarm clock only goes off sometimes but goes off more if you pay more money

>>165941

yes i love it

.play what do consultants do

company: could you consult us please
consultant: sure! im a consultant! :D

i'm consulting my orb, you should buy stocks
that will be fifty thousand dollars please

>people say consultants are terrible and useless and cost a lot of money
>and that's true! but sometimes they don't :)

consultant: we should cut staff! :D
CEO: damn thats some consulting right there!

>>165973
but can you prove it? show me your gay certificate

>>165972
it takes a lot of millions of dollars to learn what to do in each situation (the answer is always fire people)

.play [YouTube]

#ai whats a job that has existed for the longest time

some of the oldest jobs include farming, hunting, and gathering, which date back to prehistoric times when humans first started forming communities. other ancient jobs include toolmaking, pottery, and weaving. later, as societies developed, roles like blacksmiths, priests, scribes, and traders became common. farming, in particular, has consistently been one of the longest-standing professions, still vital to this day. whats a job that has existed for the longest time

do blacksmiths still exist

yes

>>165978
pretty sure they do but just way way bigger

those ye olde blacksmiths in thick leather aprons smacking a sword on an anvil.... take me back

takes you back but acciedentally takes you all the way back to dinosaurs n shit

oh shit oh god triceratops and stegosaurus and giant bugs oh shit

.play [YouTube]

.jump 30s

.jump 30s

destroy all advertisements

.play [YouTube]

love how out of sync the curse bleeps are

i feel sick

ate too much sweet

gonna eat more to feel better

>>165992
nooo drink water and let ur body thug it out......

classic movie

he's dan toomey, hi dan

oh so this is how you build your brand

.play yale is no different thatn hamas

#ai how do i build my brand?

focus on creating a unique, authentic voice that resonates with your audience. be consistent across platforms, post regularly, and engage with your community. prioritize quality over quantity—original content > reposts. collaborate with others, experiment with trends, and always stay true to your niche. analytics are your friend; double down on what works and ditch what doesn’t. how do i build my brand?

#bpdai how do i become a sigma male

focus on self-improvement, discipline, and independence. prioritize your goals, stay calm under pressure, and avoid seeking validation from others. embrace solitude when needed but don’t isolate yourself completely—build meaningful connections selectively. work on mastering your skills and staying adaptable in any situation. remember, being a "sigma" isn’t about fitting into a label; it’s about living authentically and confidently on your own terms. how do i become a sigma male

>>166001
#reply sigma balls

sigma balls lmao. but fr, become a sigma male by grinding in silence. stop caring about opinions, focus on your goals, and level up consistently. hit the gym, read books, and master your craft. don’t chase validation, build your empire quietly. stay emotionally detached but not cold—be strategic with your energy. sigma is a mindset, not a trend. boss up and don’t explain yourself. sigma balls

.skip (video skipped)

yale is no different than hamas

Hm!

kale is slow jiffrent than kamalas

HM!

hm,!

hmm;

interesting

i keep forgetting that i disabled my youtube feed and i keep going to youtube instinctively every 5 minutes to look at complete blackness, but now i keep checking my subscriptions page more which is better

>>166016
hm

>>166016
hmmm

.play funny cartoon sounds

sadchan

guess what

guess what

GUESS WHAT

chicken butt

wtf

did you get spam banned

.play [YouTube]

whats her endgame?

>>165966
how long was it for??

oops didnt mean to reply to that post

YOU HAVE BEEN QUOTED

powerful

>>166049
quotes you

please do

>>166057
#throw

>>166053
likes it

>>166058
my telomeres feel funny :(

opworm please let me upload files

>>166066
i think it'll let you post after a certain amount of time

what kind of media are you trying to post anony

>>166068
meme

>>166075
ominous
is it a funny meme

>>166073
i'm sure with time you'll learn how to accelerate everyone's timestreams @ the same time. only a matter of time

>>166076
it's absurd character creation screenshot

i saw it and immediately had to come here

to post it

>>166078
you could like it on catbox or somethin until ur image perms come back

*link

forbidden information.....

sadchansadchan sadchan sadchan 😀😀😀😀😀😀😃😃😃😃😃😀😀😀😀😀

have you scheduled the psych?

>>166089
naw

>>166091
glued to my screen for this one. need updates on the goblin

yoyoyoyoyo they played ratatanga at the plasma donation place

it’s adhd scheduling time sadchan: D : D

what’s ur insurance

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/psychiatrists/ny/new-york?category=adhd

I’ve been reading about how not to procrastinate too apparently it’s better to focus on the process than the product, so you can do a 25 minute session of work on just finding a psych no matter how far you get

ur probably better than me at this stuff lol but I’m excited- I think my studying was actually pretty ok! I just needed to not look stuff up because it was when I started getting off topic

and schedule it by topic and do tasks within that rather than having tasks which I get stressed about not finishing

>>166091
yooo just listened I got a book on Amazon I think it’s going to fee good sounds good as always

>>166105
me2 :(

ROARRRRR

>>166101
I looked it up but the author seems like a bozo but if ur did that’s amazing mbe I should. I read the power of habit which a senior

ugh

running nose, sneezing alot ugh im dying

>>166119
cursed timeline

>>166132
same

>>166136
hi hi hi hi #kiss

april is probably playing something ig

>>166107
yoooo great job!!! that’s shame though b/c mine let me schedule it online real ez

#ksay I loooooooove nadie!!

>>166112
Hehe good old onion

:)

my day went really good

been busy but in a good way!

how’s everyone’s favorite nadie??

>>166146
#ksay I love sadchan too

:) ur cool nadie

ahh ^^

I hope it’s good nadie I’m trying to focus better maybe so I should probably go eat read

oh true! I’m actually quite hungry I only had a lil lunch

>>166171
great job fr u did it

: D

omg thaaank u feels great

I know I’m so excited for you! and I want to be functional too

so see ya but love you both!

>>166145
loser girl loves loser girl

its nature

our mother made us like thtis

i'm a bee today

damn, there was a bee comic

how did you know i was here

waaa

>>166209
woa its my bee

>>166218
omg hiiiii rocima

trying to remmber the bee comic

bweeb

the comic says something like "hiiii i'm a bee" "omg me too i'm a bee" or something like that. too old to remember it was billions years ago

sweet dreams

I WILL NEVER STOP BOYMODING

mayor e hat day lid tell ham ids fleas woes wide has know

#ksay mayor e hat day lid tell ham ids fleas woes wide has know

any/all are nicer than they/them prove me wrong

>>166256
literally me

wOoOo i curse your with tranny magic

>>166233
#tak

>>166233
#take

>>166256
the curse doesn't work on me cuz i'm already cursed

>>166262
yes it does it work on everybody

except me because im the one who cast it

>>166264
#kiss
hiya anon

>>166266
#smooch

ommg we got smooch alias

.play way down we go

opwormie is for tha people

>>166267
nghnhn anon smooched me

>>166275
just like you

>>166276
32yo goth girl LMAO
me in a few years

>>166284
nah, ur like 24

i don't belieeve u. i'm 28

>>166294
#change the first C to G

>>166293
damn auntie

i love being old (minus the pain)

>>166303
more like wine

ahem

>>166310
#tireiron let me treat ur brainworm