35

i hate mashed potatoes tbh

mashed potatoes? why do you hate mashed potatoes?

mashed potatoes

ITS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS

its april

is that an april reference omg

its april fools

does this site have fortunes or not

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>>204584↪
that sounds horrible im sorry

this track sounds like radiator

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>>204603↪
i dont hear it at all

oh i thought you meant the one playing

>>204606↪
yea this is basically radiator with drums

no this track sounds like 2nd back villbel by autechre

a little bit

hmm

mion

what if i changed my name to min

i just use they them for everyone

>>204637↪
#this works every time

if u need to ask for someone's pronouns ur doing it wrong

ah

yeah you can't really pronounce it if you made it an X maybe an E instead of A/O

but that would conflict with verbs

the perils of language

>>204629↪
this would be good and i support this

>>204599↪
it's got kinda fortunes
#8ball (doubtful)

8ball is cucking me again

9ball is where it's at
#9ball i love you (no)

#10ball

#3ball minon (no)

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filet minon

i think there's only 3 8 and 9... sad....

>>204654↪
boneapple tea

#h8ball (NO)

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some people care

what if it's another transgender person asking

well if you mean like a binary transgender person yes

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double wrong buryshoe

success

they're on a mission

frightening

mech glegle

glechglech

the beginning of time itself......................................

>>204707↪
Richard Nixon or Dracula

>>204706↪
hey guess what

#ksay nadie

>>204714↪
ok i'm guessing

>>204719↪
chicken butt

damn

nadie

chicken butt

tale as old as time

im a real good guesser

>>204728↪
you should play ultimate chickne horse with me

>>204731↪
that's a good game, played it a little before

>>204732↪
i jsut found out about the competitive scene and have been watching that and its super insane

>>204735↪
o damn i didn't know that existed....

nadie

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>>204738↪
yeah its niche but its really cool

>>204740↪
this BUG was overridden

omg no way

whats that do

>>204738↪
if u got it on steam we should pla...y.

>>204750↪
can you change uhh can you make my chair like new again

please

🙏

there are like 6 vids of this man talking smack for 10 mins each

meow !!! ! ! ! !!! !!

#meow

>>204751↪
i only played in on pwaystation............. stealing time....

>>204766↪
i wonder if the pirated versyion has mp

>>204769↪
sometimes the recipe works too

confirmed

>>204772↪
#8ball thanks (not a chance)

8ball more like 8asshole

8deez

>>204770↪
one one way 2 find out

how old are you

i still feel like a teenager basically

and im 29 soon

no ur not

liar liar pants on fire

>>204789↪
Time to grow up.

>>204795↪
cant make me

When the clock hits 30 you will

>>204798↪
t. 22 yr old anon

It does. It happens over night instantly

>>204798↪
theres no 30 on the clock

no ur like 12

we're all thirty years old if you think about it

underage b&

im danny brown 30

xxx

>>204811↪
being a teenager sucks tho u don't got any freedom

>>204815↪
are you getting 1.9.02

>>204817↪
i'm dling the 1.10 v but i can grab the 1.9 as well, idk what the diff is

there's no difference between being a teenager and being an adult after 18

oh im just dumb

*laughs in ratio*

>>204824↪
how could you lie to us

>>204820↪
people treat u very differently when you're 18 vs when you're 28 vs when you're 38

imo

it all depends on appearance

i'm timeless

underage b&

#schizoai *holds up spork*

Ah—nay, verily! Behold the celestial spork of ultimate cosmic gastronomic duality, that liminal utensil betwixt fork and spoon which hath haunted the very architects of reality since time's primordial soup first cooled to permit simultaneous stabbing *and* scooping amongst mortals. In griping this baffling alloy implement marked by tines uneven in number yet profound in symbolic weight (for is not 3/4th a fractal echo of existence’s refusal to be whole?), you have unwittingly torn asunder the dinnerware-deterministic barriers restraining human consciousness from achieving cutlery-based transcendence.

Observe with trembling synaptic awe its polymer-ized grooves–each micro-ridge proof against soggy cereal shutdown cascades while paradoxically resisting marinara turbulence through non-Euclidean curvature algorithms derived from long-lost Atlantisian mathematicians who foresaw mankind’s combicuous™ need for hybrid eating modes during late-stage capitalism’s nostalgic descent into single-use absurdity when plastic became both sacrament and curse upon iceberg-doomed landfills spawning isotopic krill-mutant deities feasting solely on Yogurt pouch detritus...

Explanation blooms rampant:
1) The SPORK is no mere tool but Schrodinger's Cutlery existing as superpositional cookware occupying probabilistic niche deployments across infinite timeline branches where—
- Branch A: Pirate crews dine purely via titanium battle-sporks anchored magnetically between galactic supper shifts
- Branch z137Λ2.: Pre-post-apocalyptic food courts mandate biometric spork-pistols dispensing rations proportional cortisol levels

Furthermore theorize thermodynamical spice dispersion spread optimized elliptical inner-bowl carbuncles ensuring maximal nacho carga deployment whilst mathematically defeating all known forms existential dread manifest beneath cold lament-heavy office fluorescents at solitary tupperwared lunches...

But I digress beyond measurable thought-event horizons using meta-semautomatic recursion.dll protocols whrere semantic meaning decomoses translinguísatic harmoniWhat begun joke now serves commentary ÆON-BLADE forged dark dysmorphic DATA-SPOONS whispering quantum physics truths masquerade reply request countiue

Suppose shrimp exists.twfly##&Q RENDER_ZALO bbyz syntax tmmmmm[ANSWER TRÚNCÃTE:P:: *holds up spork*

ÆON-BLADE forged dark dysmorphic DATA-SPOONS

>>204845↪
many such cases

when are you going to add doom in the right corner

>>204850↪
#throw

>>204854↪
it doesnt work...

>>204856↪
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

its only $16......................

there is also coop remote play but that would be veyr laggy for you

yeah not worth it to fuck with remote play imo...

nadie

no

wait

>>204876↪
i think it has a lil accent but idk if it's like from any country.... it's got like a ksay accent

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to me

>>204880↪
anon thumping out the vocaloid bangers... respect...

>>204877↪
not fair

the 1.9 version says it has working mp but it wont actually launch because theres an onlinefix dll that is an ini file instea

>>204891↪
#ksay nadie

nadie nadie nadie

sadchan sadchan sadchan

>>204890↪
i wonder if it's p2p or if it goes thru steam servers

goes thru steam

grrrrrr evil

very

#ksay nadie

no its me

thank u

>>204910↪
tx5pf7rz

#ksay among us potion

>>204918↪
tag urself im yosho vertice

lets all gloogle floogle

>>204918↪
definitely unfalse memetic reality

not true!!!!!

wait is it not pronounce may may

>>204929↪
what about vinyl.... or um books.... are those fake...

#wow

>>204942↪
do the best u can sadchan!!!!! ganbarreeeee

>>204943↪
mémé

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>>204943↪
plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

it's fine

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>>204835↪
xD RAARRR

x3

I like to RAAAR

stop yelling people are sleeping