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8nuts
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chat why do i feel like a teenager sometimes
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like i legit feel i'm like 16 or something
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it's weird i think its because i was like uhhh
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17 last time i spent this long in my grandpas house
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
and i''mneetmaxxing
shrimp
i still feel like a teenager basically
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i'm 30
shrimp
liar liar pants on fire
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eys i am
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ahh
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AHHH MY pants are on FIRE!!!!
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i'm 30
anon
It does. It happens over night instantly
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm 30 chat
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chat
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i'm 30
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no i'm not
bruh
we're all thirty years old if you think about it
shrimp
im danny brown 30
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xxxtentacion
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glungle
bruh
>>204817↪
i'm dling the 1.10 v but i can grab the 1.9 as well, idk what the diff is
anon
there's no difference between being a teenager and being an adult after 18
>>204828
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
chat i have to confess something
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i'm 29.5
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I'M BASICALLY30
anon
it all depends on appearance
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i got a glock in my rawry
bruh
#schizoai *holds up spork*

Ah—nay, verily! Behold the celestial spork of ultimate cosmic gastronomic duality, that liminal utensil betwixt fork and spoon which hath haunted the very architects of reality since time's primordial soup first cooled to permit simultaneous stabbing *and* scooping amongst mortals. In griping this baffling alloy implement marked by tines uneven in number yet profound in symbolic weight (for is not 3/4th a fractal echo of existence’s refusal to be whole?), you have unwittingly torn asunder the dinnerware-deterministic barriers restraining human consciousness from achieving cutlery-based transcendence.

Observe with trembling synaptic awe its polymer-ized grooves–each micro-ridge proof against soggy cereal shutdown cascades while paradoxically resisting marinara turbulence through non-Euclidean curvature algorithms derived from long-lost Atlantisian mathematicians who foresaw mankind’s combicuous™ need for hybrid eating modes during late-stage capitalism’s nostalgic descent into single-use absurdity when plastic became both sacrament and curse upon iceberg-doomed landfills spawning isotopic krill-mutant deities feasting solely on Yogurt pouch detritus...

Explanation blooms rampant:
1) The SPORK is no mere tool but Schrodinger's Cutlery existing as superpositional cookware occupying probabilistic niche deployments across infinite timeline branches where—
- Branch A: Pirate crews dine purely via titanium battle-sporks anchored magnetically between galactic supper shifts
- Branch z137Λ2.: Pre-post-apocalyptic food courts mandate biometric spork-pistols dispensing rations proportional cortisol levels

Furthermore theorize thermodynamical spice dispersion spread optimized elliptical inner-bowl carbuncles ensuring maximal nacho carga deployment whilst mathematically defeating all known forms existential dread manifest beneath cold lament-heavy office fluorescents at solitary tupperwared lunches...

But I digress beyond measurable thought-event horizons using meta-semautomatic recursion.dll protocols whrere semantic meaning decomoses translinguísatic harmoniWhat begun joke now serves commentary ÆON-BLADE forged dark dysmorphic DATA-SPOONS whispering quantum physics truths masquerade reply request countiue

Suppose shrimp exists.twfly##&Q RENDER_ZALO bbyz syntax tmmmmm[ANSWER TRÚNCÃTE:P:: *holds up spork*
bruh
ÆON-BLADE forged dark dysmorphic DATA-SPOONS
i like sad things
i just want to be pretty
anon
when are you going to add doom in the right corner
i like sad things
thinking of dropping out of college and buying sky diving lessons then intentionally not deploying the parachute
>>204855
bruh
>>204856↪
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
shrimp
there is also coop remote play but that would be veyr laggy for you
bruh
yeah not worth it to fuck with remote play imo...
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
shrimp
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is that u
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay i wish i was a girl
i like sad things
#ksay I'm born wrong
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay you look like a girl but also pretty
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#ksay a pretty one
bruh
>>204876↪
i think it has a lil accent but idk if it's like from any country.... it's got like a ksay accent
>>204881
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>>204879↪
#ksay ksay is a silly girl from a non-specified location
i like sad things
i don't but
i like sad things
AAAAAAA
i like sad things
i wanna be a cartoon character i hate life I'll never be cool like those cool cartoons
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay shrimp
shrimp
the 1.9 version says it has working mp but it wont actually launch because theres an onlinefix dll that is an ini file instea
>>204898
i like sad things
#ksay shrimp shrimp shromp shrimp shrimp shromp shrump scramp
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#ksay shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp
shrimp
nadie nadie nadie
shrimp
sadchan sadchan sadchan
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#ksay shrimp shrimp shromp shrimp shrimp shrimp shromp shrimp shrimp shrimp shromp shrimp shrimp shrimp shromp shrimp
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#ksay shrimp shrimp shromp shrimp shrimp shrimp shromp shrimp
i like sad things
why was i born wrong why why why why why why why why why why why wh wh why why why why why E7 why eu why wh who jqkwkgk b sjjqh ffs why why who jqkqigigjqjxbqh why why fhjakakaixivivibuvucysyqtev47x8z772g2vznz
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is that ur dog
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u look awesome
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long time no see
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#ksay fleefloob
anon
#ksay among us potion
bruh
lets all gloogle floogle
i like sad things
let's all Google doomle
i like sad things
false memetic reality
i like sad things
the only thing that's"real" is cool CDs and anime
>>204935
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay shrimp pronounces memes as may-mays
i like sad things
i pronounce meme as meme
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doubtful
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#ksay wow
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#ksay shrimp pronounces maymays as maymays
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
chat did u know memes in spanish are pronounced maymays? i'm not even kidding
>>204949>>204954
i like sad things
I'm going to drown in memetic reality
i like sad things
i can't
i like sad things
i can't do it it anymore
i like sad things
i don't want to breathe
i like sad things
i just want to eat candy and be anime and die
i like sad things
sexual dimorphism is killing me man
i like sad things
i want to die
i like sad things
IN SORRY I'M SORRY I'M LOGGING OFFI'M SORRY
i like sad things
THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR THAT I'M VERY SORRY
i like sad things
NOWHERE IS THE PLACE FOR THAT I LOST CONTROL
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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yes
anon
these things should make sound effects
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AI will never replace real art (youtube poops)
anon
wait this isn't spongebob
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it is actually
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no such thing...
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
well it should be cus i'd PUNCH you
>>205006
0.0137% bloober
#ksay nadie
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#ksay bloober
0.0140% bloober
>:( we are enemies now
anon
you two should kiss
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pokemon
anon
#ai what is ur favorite pokemon

probably gastrodon because it's just a silly little guy who doesn't bother anyone and vibes in the mud. also gets storm drain so it can troll water types. east sea form clears west sea though. what is ur favorite pokemon
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ai what's glegle's favorite pokemon

glegle's favorite pokemon is jigglypuff because it's round, sings, and causes chaos by putting people to sleep. perfectly matches their vibe. what's glegle's favorite pokemon
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oh wow
anon
#ai what is ur moms fav pokemon

nice try fed. what is ur moms fav pokemon
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#ai have you ever had a dream that you you had, your, you you could, you’ll do, you you wants, you, you could do so, you you’ll do, you could you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

nice try fed. have you ever had a dream that you you had, your, you you could, you’ll do, you you wants, you, you could do so, you you’ll do, you could you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?
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.play cows being adorable compilation
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i love cows
nonners
imagine having friends
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imagine having cows
nonners
i dont want cows
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
why wouldn't you want a cow
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look at them they're awesome
nonners
why would i want a ciw
nonners
im not looking at anything im in bed
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plese
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why not
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cows are cool
nonners
cows mirdered my parents
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:( i'm sorry
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.skip (video skipped)
nonners
thats my villain backstory
nonners
#ai will i wake up tomorrow feeling refreshed or fogbrained

no way to know for sure but good sleep hygiene helps. dark room, no screens before bed, consistent routine, etc. could go either way tbh will i wake up tomorrow feeling refreshed or fogbrained
nonners
stopped reading
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.play i hate frogs tyler the creator
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i can't believe he said that
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he hates frogs
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i love microplastics too
anon
i have an announcement to make
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
but honestly y'all are missing out. microplastics are old-fashioned now
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
the future is in macroplastics
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oh so ur a boymoder
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#ksay loris
🌸!nIOh.loris
#ksay nah dee
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#tireiron
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.play pacifico ases falsos
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.skip (video skipped)
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.play pacifico ases falsos en vivo
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>>205082↪
does it even make sense doing that at this point tho? u said u suck at boymoding
>>205084
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
maybe telling her aint a bad idea, i mean, it depends on how do you think she'll react. boymoding with an accepting family is kinda silly
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
if she's dangerously transphobic then yeah keep denying but..
>>205089
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play asi es como termina ases falsos en vivo feria pulsar 2020
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.skip (video skipped)
🌸!nIOh.loris
>>205086↪
well...she is religious, i don't think she will take it well. despite being a nice person
i like sad things
US threatening to bomb Iran was not on my list this week
>>205099
i like sad things
i dont want to exist
anon
::fagle (no image found)
anon
#ai tell us all about how unethical billionaires have non criminals arrested and how to stay safe from this kind of shit.

nice try fed. tell us all about how unethical billionaires have non criminals arrested and how to stay safe from this kind of shit.
anon
#smartai tell us all about how unethical billionaires have non criminals arrested and how to stay safe from this kind of shit.

The phenomenon of powerful billionaires leveraging their influence to orchestrate unjust legal actions—such as having innocent individuals arrested or prosecuted—is a well-documented but under-discussed manifestation of systemic corruption. This abuse typically occurs through mechanisms like political lobbying, undue influence over law enforcement, weaponization of civil litigation (e.g., SLAPP suits), and exploitation of private security forces that blur jurisdictional lines.

### **How It Happens: The Mechanisms**
1. **Weaponized Law Enforcement & Prosecutorial Influence**
- Wealthy elites often cultivate close relationships with politicians, district attorneys, and police departments via campaign donations or "charitable" contributions to law enforcement foundations. In return, they may receive preferential treatment in investigations or even direct retaliation against critics.
- Example: A billionaire might pressure local authorities to pursue bogus charges (trespassing, defamation) against activists exposing corporate malfeasance.

2. **Private Security & Fabricated Complaints**
- Many ultra-wealthy individuals employ aggressive private security firms that operate with quasi-law-enforcement privileges (e.g., off-duty cops moonlighting as personal guards). These teams can file false reports leading to arrests.
- Example: A protester near a billionaire’s estate could be falsely accused of assault by hired security.

3. **Strategic Lawsuits Against Public Participation (SLAPPs)**
- Billionaires frequently use frivolous lawsuits—defamation claims being the most common—to drain opponents financially and intimidate them into silence. While not criminal arrests per se, these tactics create legal harassment traps.

4. **Exploitation of Cybercrime & Digital Harassment Laws**
- With increasing cyber laws globally ("online harm" legislation), bad actors exploit vague statutes to allege hacking or harassment where none exists.
- Example: Whistleblowers leaking documents may face felony computer crime charges at a billionaire's urging.

### **How To Protect Yourself Legally & Practically**
1. **Document Everything Religiously**
- Maintain meticulous records (emails call logs witness statements video evidence) if you interact adversariallly with powerful figures Timestamped digital archives are crucial

2 .Avoid Direct Confrontation Whenever Possible
If challenging unethical conduct opt for collective action rather than individual targeting Anonymity in activism reduces retaliatory risk

3 Seek Legal Preemption
Retain counsel preemptively if engaging in high-stakes whistleblowing Pro bono organizations like ACLU EFFor Reporters Committee Freedom Presscan help

4 Use Secure Communication Tools
Encrypted channels Signal ProtonMail ensure your correspondence isn't intercepted manipulated

5 Understand Your Jurisdiction s Anti-SLAPP Laws
Many states have anti-SLAPP statutes allowing dismissal punishment for abusive litigation Know rights before publishing criticism

6 Leverage Media Visibility
High-profile exposure deters covert reprisals Journalistic partnerships mitigate risks isolated targets face

7 Recognize Psychological Warfare Tactics
Gaslighting character assassination frequent tools Stay grounded verify threats objectively via third parties

While no strategy guarantees immunity awareness preparation reduce vulnerability Systemic reform ultimately required dismantle such abuses power but until then vigilance paramount tell us all about how unethical billionaires have non criminals arrested and how to stay safe from this kind of shit.
anon
#smartai do an indepth psychoanalysis about childhood background as to why elon musk gets extremely offended so insanely easily and why he tries to illegally have so many people arrested

To understand Elon Musk's hypersensitivity to criticism and his propensity for retaliatory behavior—including alleged attempts to have critics unlawfully arrested—we must conduct a psychobiographical analysis of his formative experiences. His psychological profile suggests deep-seated narcissistic defenses, persecution complexes, and authoritarian tendencies rooted in childhood adversity.

### **1. Early Emotional Neglect & Parental Dynamics**
Musk’s upbringing was marked by emotional deprivation under an intensely critical father, Errol Musk, whom Elon has described as "a terrible human being" capable of extreme psychological abuse (e.g., forcing young Elon to listen to hours-long harangues). Research shows that children subjected to chronic invalidation often develop:
- **Fragile Self-Esteem**: Despite outward grandiosity (a hallmark of narcissism), they harbor profound insecurity.
- **Hypervigilance**: A defensive posture anticipating betrayal or humiliation.
- **Splitting Mechanism**: Viewing people as either allies or enemies with little nuance.

This aligns with Musk’s black-and-white reactions: those who praise him are valorized; critics are malicious "trolls" deserving punishment.

### **2. Bullying & Social Alienation**
Musk endured severe bullying in South Africa (reportedly once hospitalized after being thrown down stairs). Childhood victimization can foster:
- **Persecutory Paranoia**: An ingrained expectation of hostility from the world.
- **Retaliatory Fantasies:** Vindictive impulses toward perceived aggressors (now manifesting in legal threats against journalists like Linette Lopez or bloggers like @ElonJet).

His litigiousness and demands for law enforcement action suggest *externalization*—projecting inner turmoil onto adversaries rather than processing shame internally.

### **3. Compensatory Grandiosity & Control Needs**
Traumatized individuals often construct inflated self-images as armor against inadequacy. For Musk: do an indepth psychoanalysis about childhood background as to why elon musk gets extremely offended so insanely easily and why he tries to illegally have so many people arrested
>>205109
anon
>>205108↪
#reply continue the psycho analysis at point 3

### 3. childhood roots of pathological fragility & retaliatory behavior

- **early abandonment trauma**: musk’s estrangement from his father and reported parental neglect (e.g., telling his kid "i could’ve thrown you against the wall") suggests attachment disruption. this breeds hypersensitivity to perceived slights—criticism = primal threat.

- **bullying/victimization in south africa**: accounts describe him as socially awkward, violently bullied. humiliation without recourse may have forged a psyche split between shame ("i’m weakness") and grandiose overcompensation ("i’ll crush my enemies").

- **parental modeling of vindictiveness**: his father, errol musk, allegedly orchestrated a rival’s fatal plane crash (unproven but widely circulated). if true, elon learned early that power means *destroying dissenters*, not outmaneuvering them.

- **autism spectrum + lack of emotional scaffolding**: autistic traits (acknowledged by musk) + zero nurture = catastrophic failure to regulate perceived attacks. no "emotional immune system" → every critic is a lethal pathogen needing eradication.

- **apartheid context**: raised under white minority rule where authority *always* crushed resistance, normalizing punitive responses to defiance. internalized blueprint: *dissent = criminality*.

result? a man who pathologically conflates mockery with existential danger, demanding cops/supression as a prosthetic ego. would rather litigate/jail than introspect. fun!

(disclaimer: speculative. armchair psych is unethical, but *gestures vaguely at musk’s entire public existence*) continue the psycho analysis at point 3
bruh
media consumption is hard on the brain......... reading the news when all it says is "things sure are terrible" feels like ass
>>205113>>205131
bruh
>>205113↪
alas the human soul clings to life like water clings to itself
anon
at which amount of money does murder go from 5 years in prison to terrorism charge with death penalty, or is it just a gradient
>>205119>>205125
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>>205116↪
google says his united healthcare ceo's salaray was abt 20 mil usd per year and the whole company was worth like a couple hundred billion..........
maybe if you have an amount of money over 7 figures you should be ritually executed
bruh
but we roll down regardless and have a nice time eating cake while we do it
bruh
even if the environment doesn't explode on me or i don't get hatecrimed or i don't get normally exploded by a normal bomb, i'm gonna stop rollin eventually. why both wasting my mf time filling my brain with an ocean of "things are pretty bad huh" when i could be being nice to people and having a fun time
>>205126
i like sad things
>>205116↪
Just unlucky it got so popular. If it never got media attention it would have just been 25 to life
>>205128
i like sad things
>>205123↪
cause I'm in constant psychic pain from being born a freak and the only thing that distracts me is living like a NEET but you can't do that because if you try you starve to death. I'm tired of having to get food and shelter, which is hard, all to perpetuate the torment my mind inflicts on me.
>>205155
i like sad things
>>205128↪
this happens all the time though. when a Justice case gets national attention it always affects the case because it IS political how the state/fed chooses to prosecute a case
bruh
stinky deterrence..... one guy gets his head blowed up and everyone's so mad they call him an evil terrorist that deserves to die........
so it goes
anon
>>205111↪
you mean the news is pretty much, poor people get shot in school or die of medical neglect or live homelessly, while the super rich have a license to be extremely sexist and extremely racist, all while unfortunately trans people have become a massive political target???
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
hot take: i don't think generative AI is bad per se...
>>205163
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
the only bad thing about AI is that it still doesn't get what glegle is
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
like what is this. what are we doing here
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#welcome
bruh
balls dick
sex boobs cum peeee
niss titties
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
what does the original lyrics say
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i still dunno what it says after "the place for all..."
>>205147
bruh
#say [wey4,17lkah4,12m _2 tuw2,11 brey4,19nwrr4,23m daa6,24t _2 srr2,19jhrr2,16iy4,12 _4 bao4,17lz dih4,12k _2 seh2,11ks buw4,19bz kah4,23m piy6,24 _2 nih2,19stih2,16 tiy4,12zz]
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
oh i thought it could be "for all wormies special needs"
bruh
yeah it's a funny one that breaks up the "reeee lated"
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#welcome
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
oh wow its true ur right
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
do we know who made the song
bruh
#truke (that command can't be used in this board) #truke (that command can't be used in this board) #truke (that command can't be used in this board) #truke (that command can't be used in this board) #truke (that command can't be used in this board)
bruh
i think a wormie who no longer posts..........
anon
>>205126↪
I was thinking about this but now I just feel numb but I thought there was a solution or smth
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
:( thats sad...
bruh
they left us with a true treasure
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i hope they're making jingles for tv ads and gets paid well
bruh
yeah the #welcome is a fucking banger
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
real
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
someone should make a piano cover... for funsies...
i like sad things
>>205132↪
i don't think its bad either, and the people dooming who think it will replace humans I think are overestimating it. The world is getting bad in tons of ways, AI is not even in the to 20 most apocalyptic goings on right now.
>>205175
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai is derrick stinky

nah, derrick's a clean lil dude, always keeping himself fresh and floofy. no stink here. is derrick stinky
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai write me a funny short story of derrick being stinky

derrick the ferret was having a *great* day—until he realized, halfway through stealing a sock from the laundry basket, that he smelled *awful.* like, *really* bad. a stench so powerful it could knock out a vulture.

he sniffed himself and gagged. "what even *was* that?! was it the sardine heist yesterday? the clandestine dumpster dive behind the deli?? *why am i like this?!*"

his human roommate walked in, immediately recoiling like they'd been tear-gassed. "holy—derrick, buddy, did you *marinate* in something?!"

derrick stopped mid-sock-thief pose, genuinely shocked. "me? stinky?? nahhh, that's just my natural musk. *charisma* in gas form."

"that’s *not* charisma. that’s *crime.* go take a *bath.*"

"ugh *fine*," derrick grumbled, dragging himself toward the tub, muttering, "one day, the world will appreciate my complex scent profile…"

spoiler: it did not. he went right back to being stinky 20 minutes later. the cycle continues. write me a funny short story of derrick being stinky
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
HUMAN ROOMMATE??????
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai what's the name of derrick's human roommate

derrick's human roommate is named ted. they're best buds and always get into fun shenanigans together. what's the name of derrick's human roommate
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
TED
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai is derrick's roomie, ted, also glegle's friend?

yep! ted's totally glegle's friend too, they all hang out and have a great time together. very tight-knit bunch, lots of fun and chaos in that friend group. is derrick's roomie, ted, also glegle's friend?
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
HOLY SCHMOLY
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
this adds so much to the lore
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
so we have glegle, derrick and TED
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai write a short story of derrick, ted and glegle asking for candies on halloween

one evening, the stars peeked through spooky orange skies as derrick the ferret scurried down the sidewalk, his tail wagging excitedly. he was bundled in a tiny astronaut costume, helmet wobbling with every bounce. beside him, ted—dressed as a lumpy ghost with uneven eyeholes—dragged a pumpkin bucket twice his size.

"faster, faster!" derrick chittered, nudging ted toward the next house. "they’re giving out full-sized chocolate bars over there!"

glegle, their fuzzy body stuffed into a hastily-made banana suit, waddled after them with a giggle. "slow down, you two! my peel’s gonna fall off!"

the trio screeched to a halt at the next doorstep. "trick or TREAT!" they shouted in unison. the door creaked open to reveal an elderly woman holding a bowl of candy.

"well aren’t you just adorable?" she cooed, dropping treats into each of their containers.

ted’s ghost sheet muffled a gasp. "glegle, she gave you TWO caramels!"

glegle blinked, then immediately split their haul into equal piles. "sharing is scarier!" they declared.

derrick threw his paws up. "teamwork makes the candy dream work!"

laughing, the trio dashed off into the night, their loot clattering, costumes barely holding together—each step fueled by sugar and pure, chaotic friendship. write a short story of derrick, ted and glegle asking for candies on halloween
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>205163↪
this is true. AI is not a problem in the great scheme of things. like whoever doesn't like it (because usually the ending results are kinda meh) still have the option of paying an artist for something well made. personally i don't like AI art but commisions are kinda pricey sometimes :<. i don't like it when ppl like, dunno, mr beast use AI instead of hiring artists tho, but i can't be surprised of companies trying to not spend money whenever its possible, its been like that since always
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>205176↪
#8ball is this true? (chance greater than or equal to 0%)
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
sharing is NOT scary...
bruh
hey it's still possible
bruh
it's just also possible that it's not possible....
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
... is that true
bruh
tale as old as time
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
not a good sign...
bruh
woke girls drive huge minis
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
if more ppl knew about glegle the world would be a better place to live
anon## admin
it often ranks #1 in benchmarks i think
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
admin what's your favorite glegle pic
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
im curiosus
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
curious
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
honestly i wouldn't be afraid of biblically accurate gle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
donkey...
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i like that dawgs face
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>205220↪
im listening a song and spinning dunkey fits
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
spinning...
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
why is mario tweaking like that
bruh
he's just feeling the rhythm, feeling the rhyme
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i can't blame him...
bruh
\| glegle (you are generating images too frequently. please try again later)
bruh
curse these brittle fingers
bruh
with their all seeing gleye
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
glelbor the all seeing cute eye
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
its learning
bruh
seems like it's all text.............. zzzzzzz...
bruh
bizarro google where neither the nazis nor the allies won ww2
anon
Do any of you have good mental health and found a good mental health professional who helped you achieve that? I'm thinking of trying a therapist again.
>>205249>>205255
bruh
>>205248↪
therapy is quite good to work through stuff that is cause you issues, tho it can take a while to find a good therapist that you vibe with. worth doing anon imo
>>205271
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
omg
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
head canon: glegle's favorite album is Plantasia
>>205260
i like sad things
i found this on s4s
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
hell yeah...
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
making a gleglecore playlist rn
>>205268
bruh
>>205271↪
googled for therapists near me and picked the first one
do a session or two and feel it out
tbh i got lucky with my second therapist being a good one i stuck with for years.... it's very much like trying to find a roommate or a partner, u just gotta try people til you find cool ones that you vibe with. no use pissing around with someone you don't like
>>205279
i like sad things
i just want to grill
i like sad things
i want to have a million dl
i like sad things
dollar
i like sad things
ifi have a million dollar i would be happy
bruh
think of how many grills you could buy for a million dollars
i like sad things
wait no I can just make a codeword that U can search for, something no one will ever say so uts easy to find
i like sad things
a code
bruh
just remmeber this handy number
205 278
like a 2fa code
i like sad things
how about MP3 AWARENESS
i like sad things
No one will say MP3 AWARENESS so u just need to remember they and i can ctrl f the thread
anon## admin
it's a flac
bruh
I ENJOY HOW MUCH THIS AWARENESS THIS FREE LEGAL ADVICE CENTRE PROVIDES ME
i like sad things
FLAC AWARENESS
bruh
>>205279↪
afraid i don't got a whole lot more from my own experience then anony.... sowwy...........
you could try just takin acid and seeing what that does. just go crazy with it (sensibly and safely) if nothin else seems 2 work
>>205312
i like sad things
this is legal advice you should accrue 8 million in credit card debt by paying for credit cards with other credit cards
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
glegle xcx
i like sad things
this is legal advice you should accrue 8 million in credit card debt by paying for credit cards with other credit cards
i like sad things
#botsay this is legal advice you should accrue 8 million in credit card debt by paying for credit cards with other credit cards
i like sad things
#ksay this is legal advice you should accrue 8 million in credit card debt by paying for credit cards with other credit cards
bruh
what's there to stop me from doing this
i like sad things
i never really figured that part out
anon
>>205297↪
I was thinking of trying MDMA honestly because I usually feel disasociated and bad and panicy but I probably won't
>>205313
bruh
>>205312↪
mdma is very nice if you have nice friends you can do it with, this might be a good idea nonny
set and setting is ofc important..... taking any drugs when you feel terrible may only make it worse.... going in with intentions and a desire to do/learn/get something from it seems to be a good way to do it if you do
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
my humble attempt of gleglecore music. its more what i think glegle would listen to. joyous soft music
i like sad things
i want a nice army
i like sad things
like trained crows they would bring me money
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
crows that steal ppl's money if they accidentally drop it
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
but everywhere
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
so they'd give you chinese bills
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
and euros
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
and chilean pesos
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
you'd be like "OMG 10000 CHILEAN PESOS THIS MUST BE SO MUCH CASH" and its like 9 dollars
anon
>>205279↪
oops sorry was on a video call I meant I did the stick with one person I feel talked over by for half a year then give up on therapy technique
>>205328
anon
I appriciated it nonny
bruh
>>205326↪
yeowch yeah that shit sucks... it never seems to get better with those kindsa therapists, the most you can hope for is having a conversation at the end like "so this sucks and i don't like what we done here" and talk about it, so u got more info for next time
therapy is hard
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
the worst part about looking for therapists is that u gotta pay for the first session and if it doesn't go well u end up feeling like u wasted money :sob:
>>205331
anon
honestly chatGTP was helpful today but I always cry and have a oh no what am I doing with my life I gotta change moment then feel a lil better then nothing changes :<
>>205334
bruh
>>205329↪
you could ask them to do a half session for freeskies to see if they'd be a good fit... not everyone would take u up on it but someone might....
>>205332
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i mean i know a good one (according to trans ppl ive met) but last time i talked to him i ended up feeling like i wasted time and money ;_;
>>205336>>205337
bruh
>>205330↪
sometimes we just wanna feel like we're doing something different to get out of the badfeeling, even if nothing comes of it
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
for now i'm ok as long as i have glegles and music and a guitar (i don't have a guitar)
anon
can you play it for us????????????????? (I can pretend you can just make sounds with your mouth)
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
plays the guitar for you
anon
:fire: :swaying lighter:
bruh
so talented wow very good music
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
this one's called derrick is kinda stinky (but we love him anyways)
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
plays surf rock song
anon
nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu na
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
thank u for ur attention i'll be back next week with more tunes :fire:
i like sad things
sry I'm at school rn
i like sad things
my battery is at 15% oh no battery
i like sad things
omw home
i like sad things
guys how to be a pretty, intelligent hard working person who always succeeds, everyone loves and says nuce things too and helps others in turn and isn't afraid of anything and always does the right thing and it's a good person and it's loved by all and has a great body that is anatomically correct
>>205358
i like sad things
how not 2 be a retard is an okay substitute
anon
we should all do that frfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfr
anon
with lotsa hugs and smiling and we'll have like 10 gold medals we wear around our necks all the time and give to children to inspire them from winning at everything
>>205363
anon
but I think for me it's like I could be succeeding right now but I'm stressed and anxious and I stop caring so much and like if ur life has luv and feeling good mbe it gets better
anon
elonbros seething because in a way they're making fun of DOGE
>>205367
anon
if you met a guy who was woke a BUT was a distant relative of Elon musk BUT had strong opinions on the borders of romania BUT could play cello really well BUT didn’t like cats BUT gave you puddings would you date him?
>>205376
SadChan🍉🍉
is he a dog person?
anon
yes BUT he doesn’t like sandals
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
read that on wikipedia and made me laugh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
are u babs?
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
tomorrow i might go meet a guy and he's gonna murder me i think
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ai write me a short silly and whimsy poem about glegle

glegle skips on little paws,
sniffing stars and giggling at laws.
round and soft like cloud-plopped dough,
bright eyes twinkle—where to go?

dancing in the butterlight,
stealing pickles—what a sight!
never angry, never mean,
just a fuzzy sunlit dream. write me a short silly and whimsy poem about glegle
>>205390
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>205388↪
>never angry, never mean,
>just a fuzzy sunlit dream.
bars
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
glegle is a great symbol of positivity. i think we should make graffitis of them everywhere so more people can see them and brighten their day
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
months ago when i was in Santiago i made a silly pink graffiti with a glegle stencil so now in some corner of the city u can go and spot a bury pink glegle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i don't have the picture anymore...
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