>>213885
ur success is inevitable

>>213886
basedd

h8 the tom8

>>213923
HGE HE HE HE HE HAHYHAHAHAH I CAN DO WHAT I WANT SIHJGJghakjghkjasdhgkja

im hungry should I be fat and and get taco bell

>>213926
not even a LITTLE BIT

i am DIEING in anxiety and fear and ADHD

>>213930
im at BMI, but I dont like having any extra tummy fat if I didnt love food so much I would be like -10 bmi probably hehee

thats not true, I like having a bit of extra curviness elsewhere I just hate that ANY % OF IT goes to my waist area

>>213934
24

24-25

i wanna have a perfect body in generallll there are so many things i hate about my body

>>213939
im not achieving it IM GETTING TACO BELL HEHEHEHE

DORITO TACO

>:3

>>213943
that would be so cool

>>213948
that used to work for me when I was 20 I was like 18-19 BMI and super skinny people would ALWAYS say like oh so skinny

but when u get older u get fat

it jus happens

I was like the INVINCIBLE METABOLISM mfer and now I actually have to count calories just to maintain a normal weight...

when I was a teen and got my first apartment it was like.. my diet was awful

it would be like... 2 eggs scrambled with shredded cheese

a family size bag of doritos

a 2 liter of fanta

and maybe a pizza once over 3 or 4 days

and like 3 cups of ramen

HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i can def eat an entire pizza hehehehehe

but I stop myself because i dont want to be fat I miss when I was 20 and I could eat like that T_T

>>213968
hypnosis doesnt really work thoo unless u r good at psyoping urself. at which point just psyop urself and cut the middle man

>>213971
no its like... a guy uses hypnotic techniques to put you into a deep sleep and then you enter a suggestive state and "reprogram" your subconcious so that when you wake up you are different

yea but i am a loser a horrible little cretinnnn

i suckkk and cant stick to a diet because i am very self indulgent

.play hypnosis watch the simpsons

ive never seen this episode i justr assumed there would be a simpsons clip about hynosis

ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo

thats actually a cute sentiment

its true though random shit my parents said stuck with me and I would randomly realize decades later like wtf thats fucking stupid

>>213986
yea I love old simpsons so muchhh

ive watched random nusimpsons here and there and it is really formulaic and bad 2 me, even if there is a good joke once and awhile. it just doesnt have the focus or good joke density

poor wiggum :(

JOIN THE NAVY

>>214007
idk anything about the chilean navy but i would lean towards no

idk are the benefits good?

>>214012
us allows tatoos it walked back most of its tatoo regulations in the last decade idk about chile

US tends to be way more strict than other coutnries tho

>>214017
expensive???

its a job, they PAY you

xD

>>214023
well yea thats a schooll

if you join the navy just join as enlistedd

officers r gayyy :3

yea if u join the military they will do a physical inspectiona nd then in boot camp you will have 2 shower naked with a bunch of MEN

for months

and they will be stinky and sweaty from doing boot camp all day

NADIE LIKES KISSING BOYS

thats pretty funny I like how fast he just dissapears over the horizon funny cartoon logic

I liked the navy I dont like my government becoming evilll

>>214058
yea the new secdef is a fucking.... BADWORDSBADWORDSBADWORDSBADWORDS

>>214065
yea you just say "im mentally stable" lol

not the worst though

>>214085
#tireiron

>>214088

.play i swallow shampoo i think im gonna die frogs

I SWALLOWED SHAMPOO

IM PROBABLY GONNA DIE

IT SMELLE LIKE FRUIT

CALL THE NUMBER ON THE BOTTLE

SPOKE TO A GUY

HE SAID POISON

I SAID GOODBYE

did u know I can play trumpet noises with my mouth

https://voca.ro/1oin0VSDQXUs

https://voca.ro/1dLNoVsmgyJv

that soldier looks like a soup sandwhich

>>214163
hahahaha

THE CAT

THE CAT IS JAMIN

THE CAT IS INTO IT

THE CAT IS HERE TO JAM

HES LITERALLY BOPPING TO HTE MUSIC

I LOVE THIS CA TTTT

WONDERFUL CT

>>214186
i was trans in the military and treated pretty well tbhhh but ymmv depending on country and branch and stuff

US Navy

I joined because I was homeless and had no family

>>214197
the first people i told were pretty nice about it and one of my bros even told me once when we were taking a smoke break " i think you could do it, I would still be your friend if you did it"

then when I was in the reserves after active duty i got forcefemmed by uncle sam

>>214203
end of obama

>>214208
yea when trump released that tweet that was like "no more trannies in the military" i cried a lott and repressed for 3 more years

yea I didnt get 2 transition until 29 :<

but it was that or kms so

>>214218
i have no family or friends so what ive built ive pretty much built myself. my parents kicked my out at 16 and are magatards qanon anti vaxxer types :(

its a lot of stuff

my parents basically ruined my school transcripts sending me to a boarding school for drug dealers to be reformed by raking rocks in the desert with security guards wathcing them like holes, then the school didnt release my transcripts so I had to start highschool over twice even though in 7th grade I was taking like gifted kid college level courses. i took high school level biology like 5 times growing up level. then when I dropped out he basically decided i was a bad person and just kept escalating and escalating until he beat me up and threw everything i owned in the garbage and said he would call the cops if saw me around anymore

i told I wanted ot be a girl at like 9 years old and my dad told me "lol we think wierd things when we are kids" and that was that and he told me to stop bringing it up

when I told him again at 16 right before he kicked me out he told me I was "making it up to attack him"

once when I was a kid the teacher reported my parents to ACS because he gave me a spanking so hard I couldnt sit down and I spend the rest of my life being told I was a "traitor" to them as parents and like a communist neighbor I sold them out to the government because I was evil and backstabbing

there was one time he smacked me in dunking donuts for not shutting up and I just yelled at him ITS NOT RIGHT, YOU CANT DO THIS and he literally just smilled at me and said I can do whatever I want to you

and I was like... he really can.

one time when I was 12 I came home and he had thrown out everything i owned. everything, EVERYTHING. in black trashbags. he made me take them to the dumpster and told me he would make me pay if I took anything out of them to keep. then he wrote me a bill for the "work" he did wasting his time throwing out my garbage. I got billed at his freelance rate working in TV so he charged me like 480 dollars lol. ofc I didnt pay it it was just a bit for him.

>>214250
I didnt really come to terms with until mid 20s yea and Ill be honest like... it still kind of fucks me up sometimes even at 30. and idk like he was so toxic it rubbed off on me in some ways looking back on it a lot of my most hated things ive done where bceause he pushed me to do it or I was trying to be like him. I like hero worshipped him even as he hated and despised me.

idk apparently he tried to kill himself a few years ago so its nto like hes happy.

he was in the hospital and almost died last year and I was on hte phone with my mom and she was like, devesstated and I felt bad for her but if my dad died tbh I wouldnt have really cared. the only thing i was mad about was that he wouldnt see that I transitioned and idk why I cared about that but there was a part of me that wanted to be like FUCK YOU SEE. I DID IT. IM ME. FUCK YOU.

my mom keeps calling me and tyring to set up a meeting over lunch or smth and im like 'okay i guess' but they keep cancelling

>>214261
maybe the marines but I will say the vast majority of people I met in the navy were marginilized people grapsing at pretty the ONLY safety net america has left for young people

But I was also in a high IQ role on submarines which is basically like being on a spaceship tbh so everyone was smart and smart selects for not as shitty people tbh. the army was filled with turds when I worked with some of them.

>>214274
ive had multiple people I mentored in the military tell me that just being there helped them and like. personally thanked me for being there for them and it was a big part of getting over my self esteem issues. like... i guess all I want to do is help people and make the world a better place and being told "you helped me, im glad you exist" from people matters a lot to me. i dont have like, friends or family to do that so... i mean im a pathetic loser yea :3

>>214278
Yea for sure.. I think there are lots of good and bad things about the navy. its a good fit for a lot of people. a lot of people who dont know the military think we are like cops or smth which is crazy and a lot of people associate the military with shitty politics which is also crazy.

>>214280
i think you have to be above average intelligence to do the work of researching being trans, being introspective, and then taking hormones and doing the work to tranistion

well, thats a loaded statement. im not here to defend NATO colonialism xD

the world is a complicated place but obviously shit like Iraq and Libya are just pure evil, same as Ukraine

I will say NATO is based tho because they demand u treat lgbts with basic human rights which is BASEDDDDD

>>214287
maybe so, but idk how much I really believe in a detrans crisis. seems very nazi manufactured to me tbh

if by detrans you mean people who change pronouns on twitter for a month or do mones for a week then quit idk if thats really like... detrans. cause they didnt fuck up their body or have any long term consequences or anything. they tried it and it wasnt for them and thats totally safe and fine.

>>214296
even then its usually puberty blockers 10-13 and just mones after that. if you detrans you just get on a assigned sex at birth hjormone regimen

no one is getting like bottom surgery at 16 lol

Maybe one day we will have designer bodies :D

>>214306
they are pretty well researched tbh, theyve been used for like 60 years

>>214307
yea, but tbh its a bigger problem for afabs then amabs

test is the dominant hormone tbh thats kind of how it works. if an afab detransitions after years on test they might be bald and and have lots of test effects that are bad

>>214314
no they arent irreversible. they do have permanent effects. thats why it annoys me when trans activists die on the PUBERTY BLOCKERS ARE SAFE hill when its like. yea they are safe but they do have permanent effects like affecting ur height and bones and stuff. if you go on puberty blockers for too long you will end up taller usually. that said, if we just let kids take actual hormons at 13-14 it would be way superior health outcome wise.

the only reason we use puberty blockers is because cis people freak out about trans kids. it has nothing to do with what the best health outcome is. puberty blockers are the compromise that hurts trans kids to protect cis peopels feelings and now cis people are mad that they have adverse effects.

just let trans kids transition and there wont be a fucking problem. because 2 years on test/estrogen at 14 is something that is compeltely fixable and the 1-5% at worst people who do that can just get on moneys for the asab and live normal healthy lives. healthier than if they were on puberty blockers to 18 or smth.

>>214317
what if you could have transitioned at 13 and been raised as a girl and gone through high school as a girl and got to go to college as a girl and you were a woman now?? :O

>>214331
as a joke. AAP as mfer xD

im gonna shoot nadie with the yaoi hands gun

>>214333
>its harder to detransition because of outside pressure.
I dont believe this. 99% of detransoitiopners ive talked to detransed because there where tons of people in their life screaming at them to do it and were happy they did it. I have talked to A LOT of detransitioners. there are a few who legitimately went "this isnt for me" and they detransed. Ive never talked to anyone who is like "i hate being trans but i feel like im letting people down if I got back to being cis". Never in 15 years of internet posting in lgbt spaces have I talked to someone who felt that way.

>>214340
what help do you need? CIS people are the default who own the world lol. just take hormons in the othe rdirection and let ur DNA take its course

Well, I think people generally dont get emotional support.

do you need emotional support? because I think ur journey is valid, and your choices are your own and I respect ur right to be yourself and figure things out at your own pace.

>>214350
tbh I feel like there is a degree of GD too, some people are able to cope though. like thats ur decision, there are a lot of trans people who act like you are BAD for making that decision or smth...

i would kms tho if I couldnt tranistion

>>214351
THIS IS A NICE BOARD. WE ARE HERE 2 SUPPORT EACH OTHER AND BE FRIENDS.

#ksay shirmp u bitch u r my friend and u will be supported FORCEFULLY wether u like it or not

>>214368
:)

i am going to die alone and unloved but at least there are nice funny people on the computer screen

>>214382
i got 2 replies in a 4chan thread yesterday that i was "assimilationist" for voice training....

>>214386
but glegle is from 4chan

blue glay

>>214394
>>214395
gleglei slove and glegle is life and also sometimes i meet cool people or have interesting discussion after wading through all the mental illness

i got here through 4chan :3

.play damn it jessie

.skip (video skipped)

.play breaking bad damn it jessue

.skip (video skipped)

>>214421
i didnt know

.play breaking bad remix

>>214438
asian????

that boy needs therapy

.play willy wonka gene wilder entrance

.play [YouTube]

MF DOOM died :(