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!nIOh.loris
hi hi
anon
glomp
shrimp
fwomp
!nIOh.loris
.play so good, so right - imagination
anon
gomp
!nIOh.loris
pmog
!nIOh.loris
.play imagination - body talk
anon
how's it hanging
anon## admin
- i'm working on improving the AI command so that it'll be less bad and annoying
- bleeting will be disabled for a bit and should be re-enabled in a few days
anonymousse
#shrimp
anonymousse
#deploy5thousandshrimps
shrimp
thats me
shrimp
youtube has added ai summaries to their videos
shrimp
i guess theres some utility to this if a video is really ambiguous in its thumbnail and title and description but otherwise i find it annoying how ai is getting thrown into everything
>>32327
shrimp
i guess thats just kind of the future now tho
>>32328
anon## admin
>>32325
g-good thing it's not on libpol..................................
shrimp
i like it on libpol on libpol its a fun thing for us to use rather than some sort of shitty utility thats being baked in to like "help"
shrimp
i dont hate ai i actually use gpt sometimes when google sucks but
anon## admin
i will add an AI that adds a summary of every post here
shrimp
yeah that would annoy me lmao
anon## admin
"cat"

This user is interested in cats.
shrimp
possibly funny though
shrimp
like apple's text summaries
anon## admin
>>32324
i am ok with this as long as they let people turn it off
anon## admin
do they let people turn it off
anon## admin
i would definitely turn it off
shrimp
id hope so
shrimp
google recently put their gemini ai things into their phones and i was able to turn that off after some finagling
anon## admin
yeah i just got a pixel 9 and it has a billion gemini things but i turned all those off
>>32362
anon## admin
apparently the latest version of gemini has somewhat caught up with GPT and Claude though and is now pretty good for coding from what i hear. but yeah i'd never use it on my phone
shrimp
you can uninstall it actually if you uninstall "google"
shrimp
i cant remember how i found it on my phone but it like interjected in something i was doing and that really just pisses me off
shrimp
ill go to it if i need it
shrimp
wait
shrimp
oh wait yeah this is the video
shrimp
this is actually a really fun dad joke
shrimp
dressing are used to protect wounds
anon
Babies are arriving, situation dire.
anon
hi libs
anon
its ok its just dumb feelings stuff
>>32363
anon
a man was dumb
anon
the world keeps spinning
anonymousse
the ai stuff here has the same vibes to me as like. back in the '00s irc chatrooms where there'd be silly markov chain chatbots and they would say really silly things and we'd have a fun laugh
shrimp
mhm
anon
>>32341
dude i still have my pixel 3 and it keeps trying to shove gemini down my throat. 'ate google
anonymousse
how's the pay at banquet's marketing department
shrimp
crustless pizza
anon
i do it for free
shrimp
cheese meat and sauce
anon
and grease
anon
ultimate amerislop
shrimp
hard to go wrong with cheese and meat
shrimp
and grease
shrimp
i wonder what the & tattoo means
anon
this looks like shit wtf
anonymousse
now you too can buy airplane food
shrimp
real
shrimp
you know what else can heat you up on a cold evening
shrimp
hot water
shrimp
applied either externally or internally
anon
plop
shrimp
i like his editing style
anon
yeah its epic lol
shrimp
16g of protein from 400g of food lol
shrimp
very little chicken
anon
it needs to make room for the breading...
shrimp
its about 60g of chicken
anon
a non slop version of this goes hard, im craving some
shrimp
yeah it sounds yummy
shrimp
as non slop
shrimp
i love mac n cheese
shrimp
with extra stuffs in it
anon
i miss my old restaurant job where i could just make that shit on the fly on downtime while paying like $3
shrimp
that sounds fun restaurants are hell tho
>>32394
anon
>>32393
they absolutely are. i never wanna work in foodservice again
shrimp
yeah i spent like so many years wanting to be a cook and then i did a lil kitchen work/dishwashing and i was compeltely turned off of it
>>32396
anon
>>32395
you poor summer soul
anon
it's a step up from fast food i guess but. only barely
anon
it's like the dead end career
shrimp
the only fast food i did was working as a baker at a coffee shop so that was pretty easy and fun tbh
shrimp
yeah honestly being a cook seems like a trap unless ur really really passionate and hard working and can get into really nice kitchens but even then you still have to work your ass off
>>32405
anon
cant stop giggling at this
anonymousse
how does that line up with like. hairdressers
shrimp
cooks are also the lowest paid trade
shrimp
brown
anon
>>32400
my old best friend was sort of passionate about it but even she was tired of it
shrimp
its a lot
shrimp
the 1 person i know thats happy as a cook has managed to work her way up to a nice steakhouse but she's the kind of psycho that likes working back to back 12 hour shifts
>>32409
shrimp
>>32407
there are jobs that suck less or suck more
shrimp
i would've loved my last job if it werent for my coworkers
anon
>>32407
this security job is pretty nice but it's a no life job
shrimp
those dont look normal
anonymousse
gel mush
shrimp
mushy meat
anon
dystopian food
shrimp
they look like mashed potato
anon
mfw prison food is higher quality
anonymousse
a salisbury steak seems to be like. ground beef shaped into the form of a steak? i guess
shrimp
#ai what is salisbury steak

afaict, salisbury steak is a dish made from ground beef that has been formed into patties and seasoned with various herbs and spices. it's often served with gravy or other sauces, as well as mashed potatoes or other side dishes. tbh i haven't eaten this since i was a kid but idk maybe it's still good rn? no idea if it's actually named after the city of salisbury or what bc who even knows about these things lmao. what is salisbury steak
shrimp
correct
shrimp
to me salisbury steaks are like theyre like the chicken nugget of beef minus the breading
shrimp
texture wise at least
anon
why does ai type like a real internet person lole
anonymousse
iirc the default ai command has a bit of a prompt that tells it to write like that
shrimp
its prompted to be that way
anon
lol
anonymousse
potato starch foam
shrimp
right
shrimp
goup
anonymousse
paste
anonymousse
glue
shrimp
c,fmn
anonymousse
potato flakes are good for making quick mashed potatoes
shrimp
its been very downhill
shrimp
opaque coochie
shrimp
this one is exciting
anonymousse
why is the editor including a laugh track
>>32443>>32444
anon
theres no way this is any better
anonymousse
crustless pizza is like. cheese slop
shrimp
>>32440
#reply

lol srsly

or, idk? bc not many people would laugh rn...
anonymousse
it could become lasagna with a sheet of pasta dough or two in there
shrimp
lasagna pizza
shrimp
omg. sheetless lasagne
anonymousse
lasagna is pretty close to pizza imo
anon
that looks worse than i thought
anonymousse
slop..
shrimp
yeah that looks awful
anon
id put this in a pig trough
shrimp
lmao
shrimp
its really just mostly sauce some meat and a bit of cheese
anonymousse
cheese tomato and spices isn't the worst combination i guess
shrimp
it doesnt even look like pizza sauce though
anonymousse
way too much liquid
shrimp
wet sausage
shrimp
oh you know what that reminds me of
anon
lil glutey
shrimp
i think id rather just microwave a bowl of cheese and pepperoni
anon
snack for a stoner
shrimp
yeah honestly i might try it the next time i get weed
>>32465
anonymousse
tbh microwaving stuff in plastic makes me uneasy
anonymousse
i don't want to aggravate it
>>32471
shrimp
youre already full of microplastics anyways
>>32469
anon
embrace it
shrimp
i like how hes outside in the backyard for the backyard bebeque meal
anonymousse
his greenscreen environment is, at least
anonymousse
but the recording environment is obviously still indoors
shrimp
what
anonymousse
like here
shrimp
no hes clearly outside
shrimp
see
anonymousse
yes that's a greenscreen
shrimp
idk what that means
anonymousse
a greenscreen is when you record in front of an environment with a single color not used elsewhere so it's easy to swap out that background with something else
nonners
i woke up (lame)
anon
was that his clone
anonymousse
by environment i mean like. a literal green screen
shrimp
i-i know...
anonymousse
hence the name
anonymousse
oh i see. maybe you're doing a bit
shrimp
yeah i was pretending
shrimp
more potato paste
shrimp
xfbcfgn
anonymousse
perils of spooncam
anonymousse
i wanna get potato flakes for quick mashed potatoes and thickening stews...
shrimp
its probably better than whatever potato powder they use for those meals
anonymousse
haha
anonymousse
sweet flavor can kinda work in savory contexts
shrimp
its a bottle of vanilla extract...
anon
vanilla is STRUNK.
anonymousse
this is prolly overkill yeag
shrimp
you would use a tsp in a cake
shrimp
.jump :30
shrimp
oh
shrimp
.jump 3:00
shrimp
.jump 3:30
shrimp
.jump 4:00
shrimp
.jump 4:30
anonymousse
1/6 of the video being ad
shrimp
its rough
shrimp
very good format for him tho
anonymousse
seems to have worked well enough yeag
anon
i bet he's rich. mf has a patreon
shrimp
for sure
shrimp
hes paying for it with his stomach though
anon
my favorite is the mentrol sausage
anonymousse
i've heard of apple sausage
shrimp
oh the menthol one was bad
anon
.play menthol sausage
shrimp
that was a lethal amount of menthol
anonymousse
no more videos after that one
shrimp
probably not actually the lethal amount
shrimp
youd have to eat like apound of it
anonymousse
3 grams per kilo, assuming 50 kg human is 150 grams
shrimp
yeah but hes probably 100-150kg
anon
imagine being the animals that died for this
anonymousse
transformed to mush
shrimp
i dont think id mind
anon
.skip 3:30
shrimp
its .jump
anonymousse
its jump
anon
.jump 3:30
anonymousse
maybe seek...?
shrimp
oh yeah i think .seek moves it by the value rather than to the value
anonymousse
.seek 30
anonymousse
.seek 00:30
anon
.jump 3:50
anon
-2/5 sausage WHEN
anonymousse
will polonium sausage?
>>32540
shrimp
i wonder what thatd have to be
>>32540
shrimp
30 years in the future when hes made every conceivable sausage thats what he'll have to resort to..
anon
how's it goin
anon
hi
nonners
every morning i wake up with the ghostbusters theme stuck in my head ive never even watched the show
shrimp
idk seems like something highschoolers would send eachother
anon
>>32545
i like how questions 2 and 3 are the same. and questions 5-8 are just guy questions
anon
*smells the air*
things just went woke
shrimp
this is a woke site
nonners
i just woke up
shrimp
i thought you woke up like an hour ago
nonners
oh right an hour has already passed wtf
shrimp
lying on the internet?
shrimp
.play air raid siren
shrimp
is that what they look like thats neat
anon
glomp
anon
nonners... shrimp...
anon
>>32560
#describe (A cat is holding an Oreo cookie in its paw.)
anon
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it always feels nice getting to 1400 on a different account...
nonners
>>32565
its the picture
anon
.play boards of canada vs north korea
anon
gomp
anon
.play boards of norway vs south korea
anon
im 100% sure that was chatgpt lol
anon
.play boards of yesdev vs nodev korea
anon
.skip
anon
.play battle against a fucked up opponent
anon
.play magnum opus spirit battle perdition crisis
anon
.play big beat mario
anon
do you sometimes hallucinate things when waking up?
anon
not rly
anon
.play big beat radio
anon
.play cow cud is twin
anon
hi opna
opna
hi anon
opna
good to see someone here :)
opna
or not..
opna
#welcome
anon
hello!
opna
maybe this new site scared away lori
opna
haven't seen her here since
anon
not out of the question tbh
anon
the brand shift seems to have been a bit of a shock
>>32608
anon
[Wikipedia]
I guess like. Is the mechanism of these fundamentally different from that of a microwave magnetron...?
opna
same buzz sound too
anon
i guess like. superficially, both are vacuum tubes, but the vibe I'm getting is that cavity magnetrons have a geometric component to how they form their waves, vs particular chemical/atomic qualities of the components used in the xray tube...? The wikipedia article mentions the "k-bands"/"k-lines" of the target used in the xray tube
anon
well. that and the applied voltage
opna
are you building something with them?
anon
not at the moment
anon
Just wondering if there's something to generalize there
anon
>>32594
the brand shift is epic...
fujo
meow meow purrr :3
fujo
cats are so beautiful..
anon
majestic
opna
if you blur your eyes it almost looks normal
opna
fortunately ai isn't fluent in brainrot language
>>32623
anon
>>32621
shame... id have to be more blunt
opna
so many jets in the skies this week again...
opna
all the distant rumbling
opna
#smartai what is "Max & Intro" doing today?

I cannot provide any information on "Max & Intro" as I am unfamiliar with this reference. My apologies for not being able to assist you in this matter. what is "Max & Intro" doing today?
opna
at least it's honest
opna
.play Steve1989 vomelet
opna
#smartai did any military mre ever have chips in them?

AFAIK, no military MREs have ever included chips as a part of their packaging. The focus of MREs is on providing high-energy, lightweight and long-lasting meals for soldiers in the field, rather than offering a variety of snack options. Additionally, the shelf life and durability requirements for MREs make it challenging to incorporate perishable items such as chips. However, there have been instances where individual soldiers may have added their own personal snacks or treats to their rations. Overall though, chips are not a standard component of any official military MRE menu. did any military mre ever have chips in them?
opna
#smartai did any military mre ever contain MSG?

AFAIK, there is no evidence to suggest that any military MREs have ever contained MSG. The United States Armed Forces follows strict guidelines and regulations when it comes to the ingredients used in their meals, and MSG has never been approved for use in MREs. However, MSG was commonly used as a flavor enhancer in civilian food products during certain periods of time, so it's possible that some soldiers may have consumed foods with added MSG while off duty. But officially speaking, no military MREs have ever included this ingredient. did any military mre ever contain MSG?
opna
#smartai did any military mre ever contain MSG internationally?

afaict, yes. MSG (monosodium glutamate) has been used as a flavor enhancer in military MREs (meals ready-to-eat) since the 1960s, both domestically and internationally. It was commonly used in Asian cuisine and proved to be an effective way to improve taste and preserve food during long periods of storage. However, due to concerns about potential negative health effects, the use of MSG in MREs has decreased over time and is now generally avoided or listed separately on ingredient labels for those who may want to avoid it. Nevertheless, there have been no confirmed reports of any serious adverse reactions from consuming MSG in military rations. did any military mre ever contain MSG internationally?
opna
#smartai did any military mre ever have chips in them internationally?

AFAIK, no military MRE (meals ready to eat) has ever included chips as a standard component. However, some international militaries have incorporated various types of potato-based snacks or crisps into their ration packs on occasion. These may not be considered "chips" in the traditional sense but still provide a similar taste and texture experience. Ultimately, it would depend on the specific country and time period in question. did any military mre ever have chips in them internationally?
nonners
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what the fuck is his problem?
anon
>>32650
why are these the characters from the amazing digital circus
anon
trans women are so hot, I want to date and pipe one
shrimp
chaser flag ON
!nIOh.loris
embracing the cringe one day at a time
!nIOh.loris
its not easy...
shrimp
just remember ur not actually cringe
shrimp
ur based and cute
!nIOh.loris
>>32659
hiya sis
#kiss
shrimp
hihi
!nIOh.loris
hehe
c-meow## OVERFED
#meow in this thread
!nIOh.loris
#ksay meow
c-meow## OVERFED
>>32668
good girl
!nIOh.loris
wqdefrgthywhat
nonners
#ai how do i stop the pain

afaict, i have NO idea how to stop the pain rn. maybe try using ice or taking some ibuprofen? idk, that's just a guess tho. how do i stop the pain
nonners
shuit the fuck up omg i hate this ai
nonners
im so fucked rn
nonners
ive never been this sleep deprived before
nonners
or maybe except for that one time
anon
\manmoder with c cup breasts
shrimp
dont generate things with prompts that could lead to lewd images thanks
nonners
cant sleel
nonners
brain wont shut up
shrimp
hate it when that happens
shrimp
used to be a really bad problem for me itd happen a lot
nonners
its weird cuz im really tired and sleepy yet cant sleep
nonners
anyways, heres wonderwall
nonners
.play wonderwall
shrimp
wonderwall
nonners
here it is
anon
>>32699
#describe (sonic the hedgehog - sonic-the-hedgehog photo)
anon
foolish
shrimp
>>32702
you forgot the free space
shrimp
oh those are all pornstars huh
>>32710
anon
>lacks the prerequisite knowledge
anon
>>32708
*accelerates the mold growth on your food hy 2000%*
anon
>>32702
>>32712
nevermind i don't really check off any space besides the drug one but im not really addicted, i just use weed a lot. i also prefer penis over srs but if a hypothetical partner wanted it, i wouldn't object at all
anon
i type that as another tranny btw
anon
does "AGP" there mean anything more than "trans person i don't like"
shrimp
it never really means anything other than that
>>32721
anon
sonic the hedgehog - sonic-the-hedgehog photo
anon
haunting
anon
though also #slop
0.670% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>32716
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