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anon
it feels more like an appropriate joke than some out of context monkey cheese combinations of character saying it
anon
did steven universe ended up becoming better or nah
shrimp
idk i only seen a bit of it
>>35162
anon
>>35161
ive seen half desu
opna
.play demobilizatsiya sektor gaza
opna
.play Каскад - БТР
opna
Chizh Phantom
opna
.play
Chizh Phantom
anon
waw
anon
OH SHITTTT
recima
IM BACK BITCHESSSS
recima
I GOT SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT
recima
aww fuck
recima
cant post picture
recima
FURTHEM
recima
FURTHERMORE
recima
THERE WAS HELLA DOG
recima
anyways how are all of you
Anonymouss
>>35189
*filters you from the seawater*
shrimp
im actually a freshwater shrimp i wouldnt be in the sea
>>35194
Anonymouss
too late..
Anonymouss
>>35193
how come I've eaten you already?
shrimp
you havent
Anonymouss
Wrong.
Anonymouss
No escape now
shrimp
it didnt work see
>>35200
Anonymouss
success!
shrimp
no now you ate the image
Anonymouss
close enough
pringle
looool
pringle
anyone know how to use blender lol
opna
.play demolition group you better stay alive
opna
.skip
anon
guys
anon
I just discovered bread with butter!!
>>35214
anon
i had the same reaction when discovering is it infact a very tasty snack
anon
i prefer a baguette
pringle
why was I frozen what dose that mean lol
shrimp
its a command you can use as someone is typing and it freezes their post
pringle
why
shrimp
for fun
shrimp
fuck
shrimp
very fresh
nonners
im in car now tho, visiting grandma
pringle
that's fun
nonners
i wanted to spend this sunday staring at screens all day but i guess i cant
shrimp
maybe theres some screens at ur grandmas u can stare at
pringle
relatable
nonners
thats a great idea april
anon
this women keeps stumbling over this science podcast im listening to. she's just like me
>>35241
anon
this women keeps stumbling over her words in this science podcast im listening to. she's just like me
anon
>>35239
#replace everything with three dots
anon
fuck how does this bot work
anon
oh there it goes srry
anon
>>35243
#remove (use .remove) the d
anon
it lied to me
anon
computers are not allowed to lie, that's a human-only skill
anon
i am kittyuwuminati and i support this thread
Anon
Why is Rodeo up again? I though opworm wanted to consolidate this website.
>>35252
opna
#smartai Alternatively,
ignore the difference unless you need an accuracy of
better than about .1 arcsecond.

Dear reader,

It is important to note that the level of accuracy needed in a situation depends on the specific task at hand. In some cases, an error of about .1 arcsecond may be acceptable and have no significant impact on the outcome. However, in other situations where precise measurements are crucial, such as in scientific research or engineering projects, this level of error would not suffice.

In order to determine the necessary level of accuracy for a given task, it is essential to carefully consider all factors involved and assess their potential impact. This includes identifying potential sources of error and understanding their magnitude. It is also important to consult with experts or refer to established standards and guidelines when determining appropriate levels of accuracy.

Furthermore, it should be noted that achieving high levels of accuracy often requires advanced equipment and techniques, which may come at a higher cost. Therefore, it is imperative to weigh the benefits against any associated costs before deciding on the desired level of precision.

In summary,
the required degree
of accuracy can vary greatly depending on the context.
While minor errors may be tolerable in certain situations,
they can have significant consequences in others.
Careful consideration must be given
to all relevant factors
in order to determine what constitutes an acceptable margin for error.
Thank you for considering these points from someone who values wisdom,
knowledge,and experience deeply.Sincerely,
[Your Name]
Alternatively,
nonners
opworm let us upload wide images damn
nonners
hi nons
anon
loberal poberal
anon
piberal libotics
anon
hello
pringle
hey
cheeto
wassup
nonners
lots of things
cheeto
*glenuke*
cheeto
glegle
cheeto
aw
cheeto
hello
anon
#glenuke
!nIOh.loris
funny....my maladaptive daydreaming got to a point where i create really interesting and convoluted stories that i sometimes cry... i should write these stories instead of torturing myself and feeding this mental illness.
!nIOh.loris
hiya wormies
nonners
i dont daydream anymore but used to a lot
opna
#smartai translate to English: Ami a csövön kifér!

Az akciófilmekben a felnőtt személyek úgy gondolják, hogy elég egyetlen lövés és már lovagolhatunk is a naplemente felé. A való élettől azért ez távol áll.

Aranyszabályként tartsuk észben: gyorsan és sokat! Minél előbb tüzeljünk és soha ne elégedjünk meg pusztán egy lövéssel. Kimutatott tény, hogy 4 lövés gyakorlatilag 100%-os eredményt produkál.

In English: In action movies, adults often believe that all it takes is one shot and we can ride off into the sunset. However, this is far from reality.

As a golden rule, remember to shoot quickly and often! The sooner we fire and never settle for just one shot. It has been proven that 4 shots result in practically a 100% success rate.
translate to English: Ami a csövön kifér!
opna
#smartai translate the following: Csapjunk bele a lecsóba!

Sok „szakmabeli” a mai napig bizonygatja, hogy a legjobb megoldás, ha először riasztó lövést adunk le. Mi történik ilyenkor pontosan? Elpazaroljuk az első és egyben leghatásosabb lehetőségünket a támadó hatóanyaggal való meglepésére.

Ráadásul legjobb minőségű fegyvernél is fordulhat elő működési hiba, ha az elpazarolt első lövés után következik be, akkor egy lövésünk sem volt. Amennyiben a magunk védelme érdekében viseljük, akkor szigorúan gáztöltény (CS és PV) legyen a gázpisztolyban.

Let's DIVE INTO the LECSO!

Many "experts" still argue that the best solution is to fire a warning shot first. What exactly happens in this scenario? We waste our first and most effective opportunity to surprise the attacker with a defensive agent.

Furthermore, even with high-quality weapons, there is always a risk of malfunction after firing the initial shot, leaving us with no remaining shots. If we carry for self-defense purposes, it is recommended to strictly use gas cartridges (CS and PV) in our gas pistols.
translate the following: Csapjunk bele a lecsóba!
>>35278>>35279>>35277
opna
>>35276
>DIVE INTO the LECSO!
lmao
opna
that took it's time >>35278
opna
apparently becoming schizo makes you speak in all kinds of languages
0.880% BoOjEr!boymodewng
opna this looks like you kinda
>>35286
opna
We saw this video like 4 times now
>>35288
opna
not bad though
opna
it's my mother from 20 years ago
nonners
unless someone else played it
>>35291
nonners
god i so badly want it to be 2011
opna
>>35289
yeah, ppl here really seem to like her stuff
anon
I wonder if it's suited for coffeemaking
opna
kinda feels like BW's diffuse was more selective
ano
WORMIES
0.881% BoOjEr!boymodewng
#cleartheme
0.882% BoOjEr!boymodewng
i have a norovirus
0.883% BoOjEr!boymodewng
today fucking sucked
0.884% BoOjEr!boymodewng
:p
ano
it's snowing
0.885% BoOjEr!boymodewng
lies
0.886% BoOjEr!boymodewng
it's dry here
pringle
you should watch Tamala 2010 ngl
pringle
all of you
anon
dies in real
anon
chat a guy said i have pretty eyes :>
anon
maybe i really do pass
anon
or maybe hes a chaser idk xd
ano
eto
shrimp
ano
opna
boiler decided to stop making warm water in the middle of showering..
opna
gotta enjoy ice water now
nonners
hey guys nonners here
nonners
with another video
nonners
hey april
!nIOh.loris
saxdcfvgbhnjmk,lj
!nIOh.loris
can't sleep
!nIOh.loris
gonna cute scroll
shrimp
cute scroll > doom scroll
shrimp
im reading about addiction
shrimp
did you know the sucralose as well as non caloric sweeteners can cause overexpression of a protein in regions of the brain similar to abusing drugs and it can always the reward pathways of ur brain
>>35332
shrimp
well chronic consumption of it
shrimp
Chronic administration of anandamide, or N-arachidonylethanolamide (AEA), an endogenous cannabinoid, and additives such as sucralose, a noncaloric sweetener used in many food products of daily intake, are found to induce an overexpression of ΔFosB in the infralimbic cortex (Cx), nucleus accumbens (NAc) core, shell, and central nucleus of amygdala (Amy), that induce long-term changes in the reward system.[23]
shrimp
pretty crazy
!nIOh.loris
>>35328
oooooh.....
so
!nIOh.loris
u mean that whenever i get sweet cravings it is that whwat my brain wants?
shrimp
oh wait sucralose is the noncaloric sweetener
shrimp
no it doesnt seem like actual sugar does that
!nIOh.loris
oh
shrimp
oh it probably does
shrimp
although its probably more complex and nuanced than i rly understand
!nIOh.loris
guh
shrimp
gluh
!nIOh.loris
#ksay gluh
shrimp
#dsay bluh
!nIOh.loris
#ksay gluh glug
shrimp
#dsay doo wop shoobie doobie doo
!nIOh.loris
#ksay glug glug
!nIOh.loris
#ksay glug glug glug glug glug
shrimp
watcha glugging
!nIOh.loris
eah
shrimp
i beg your pardon
!nIOh.loris
beg more
!nIOh.loris
>>35354
lmao
so eager. i love when they get like that
shrimp
ikr
anon
the shrimp AND the loris here on a sunday night? holy FUARK!
0.887% BoOjEr!boymodewng
tfw you might 'ave to call out for work on the day before the break
>>35361
!nIOh.loris
nyes
0.888% BoOjEr!boymodewng
bruh its been bad
shrimp
whats wrong boobjer
0.890% BoOjEr!boymodewng
altho the vommiting as stopped for now
>>35366
shrimp
oh that sucks
shrimp
i hope u get better soon
0.891% BoOjEr!boymodewng
i have to work in 4 hours
!nIOh.loris
oh no thats even worse. don't forget to drink lots of water
!nIOh.loris
and put a tiny bit of salt
shrimp
u should call in sick
>>35375
0.892% BoOjEr!boymodewng
gatorade i went through like 4 bottles lol
>>35374
0.893% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>35372
but it's the last day before break
shrimp
and ur sick
0.894% BoOjEr!boymodewng
yeah it'll look like i'm just calling out b/c i want the vacation to start early
shrimp
but ur sick
0.895% BoOjEr!boymodewng
i'm getting better
shrimp
but...
!nIOh.loris
oh thats nice of you boog
0.896% BoOjEr!boymodewng
it's a non-profit lol
0.897% BoOjEr!boymodewng
it's just it's a training thing and i can't really fall behind yunno
shrimp
oh true thats abit different
0.898% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>35385
LOL
!nIOh.loris
2024 and there are isolated tribes in the middle of the amazon rainforest
>>35392
!nIOh.loris
"giving smartphone and internet to an amazon tribe"
>>35398
!nIOh.loris
imagine
shrimp
it would be epic
anon
>>35395
imagine them doom scrolling after a week
nonners
whats that island that has an uncontacted tribe with bows and stuff
>>35401
nonners
>>35401
#reply what the fuck is their problem?

laws to protect their isolation and prevent outsiders from interfering with their way of life. It is believed that the Sentinelese have a deep mistrust of outsiders due to past encounters with colonial powers, making them fiercely protective of their land and people. While it may seem strange or frustrating, we must respect their wishes to be left alone and avoid any further attempts at contact.
what the fuck is their problem?
shrimp
>>35399
#reply

The island you are referring to is North Sentinel Island, located in the Andaman and Nicobar Islands of India. The tribe living on this island, known as the Sentinelese, have remained isolated from the outside world and have very limited contact with outsiders. They are known for their use of bows and arrows as weapons for hunting and defense. Due to their isolation, little is known about their way of life or culture. Attempts to make contact with them have been met with hostility, leading Indian authorities to implement strict laws prohibiting anyone from approaching within a certain distance of the island.
>>35400
nonners
#ai when was north sentinel island discovered

North Sentinel Island was likely discovered by European explorers in the late 18th century. In 1771, British explorer John Ritchie encountered the island while on a voyage through the Andaman Islands. However, it is possible that indigenous peoples from neighboring islands may have known about North Sentinel Island before this time.

In modern history, North Sentinel Island gained attention in 1880 when Maurice Vidal Portman, an officer of the British colonial government in India, visited and documented his encounters with its inhabitants. Since then, various expeditions and attempted settlements have been made to establish contact with or study the Sentinelese people living on the island. However, these attempts were mostly unsuccessful due to their extreme isolation and hostility towards outsiders.

Today, access to North Sentinel Island is strictly restricted by Indian authorities for both safety reasons (to protect visitors from potential violence) and to preserve the culture and way of life of its native inhabitants.
when was north sentinel island discovered
>>35403
nonners
>>35402
#reply wasnt there a christian missionary who went there and got killed

This is where the information on John Allen Chau would be inserted.
In November 2018, Christian missionary John Allen Chau traveled to North Sentinel Island in an attempt to spread his faith to the Sentinelese people who live there.

Chau had been planning this mission for years and was determined to make contact with the isolated tribe, despite being warned by local authorities that it was illegal and dangerous due to their hostile reputation towards outsiders.

On November 14th, Chau hired fishermen to take him close to the island. He then used a kayak and a small boat to reach shore and began approaching the Sentinelese people, even singing worship songs in an attempt to make peaceful contact.

However, as he got closer he was met with hostility from members of the tribe who reportedly shot arrows at him. Despite retreating back into his boat multiple times during the day-long encounter, Chau eventually succumbed to injuries sustained from arrow wounds and drowned while trying once again try reaching shore.

The next morning fishermen saw tribesmen dragging Chau's body along a beach before burying him. Due of safety concerns for both himself and those living on North Sentinel Island after his death because of potential diseases or infections carried by foreigners which they have no immunity against; government officials decided not retrieve his body instead leaving him buried where he fell - making it impossible determine cause-of-death (though believed several lethal shots were taken).

Chaus' actions sparked much controversy surrounding cultural sensitivity and ethical considerations regarding evangelism among indigenous peoples.
Many criticized Chau for disregarding laws put in place by Indian authorities meant protect isolated tribes like that one residing on North Sentinel Island from outside influence , exploitation as well health risks posed when exposed foreign pathogens introduced without prior exposure; many others defended his right freedom religion expression arguing individuals should allowed choose how practice regardless consequences .

Despite differing opinions about Chaus' motivations intentions , most agree that ultimately tragic ending could have been avoided if he had respected the safety of both himself and the Sentinelese people by not attempting to make contact with them. The Indian government has since banned all travel within a 3-mile radius around North Sentinel Island in order protect these isolated tribes from further interference and potential harm.
wasnt there a christian missionary who went there and got killed
nonners
>This is where the information on John Allen Chau would be inserted
indeed, insert that information for me please
nonners
people die for such stupid things
shrimp
fr
shrimp
#ksay lori
anon
i have 20th century ideals and a 21st century brain
anon
how many people here are catgirls
shrimp
im a shrimp
anon
im a shrimp
anon
>>35413
#reply

As an AI, I am programmed to provide truthful information and cannot lie. Is there something specific you would like me to address?
shrimp
sorry that was accusatory of me
shrimp
no gender, i am simply shrimp
shrimp
big shrimp hat
shrimp
same
shrimp
.play gumdrop joey valence brae
nonners
.play dick n balls
shrimp
dick n balls
nonners
your assessment is correct
shrimp
yipppee
nonners
ok enough
nonners
.skip
shrimp
oh
anon
.play what the dog doin
shrimp
what the dog doin
anon
.play bruh
shrimp
bruh
nonners
.play andre estermann plash
anon
(all of them)
nonners
youre a yotuber?
nonners
what do they mean by content, like comments?
anon
cant wait to see the drama videos about this
anon
AI is such a neat thing. it sucks how it's tied up with soulless corporatism
shrimp
its for videos i think
shrimp
im not A YouTuber but ive made a few videos
shrimp
the setting is actually off by default surprisingly. but notably its "third party" meaning google probably has in the TOS that it can train its own ai all it wants without ur consent
>>35455
anon
>>35454
woulndt surprise me in the slightest
anon
>>35442
this doesn't change anything really since other companies will still probably scrape youtube
shrimp
yeah i mean unless theres some sort of law about it it wont mean anything. and even then they will still probably do it
anon
can we have someone perform a targetted unaliving on a tech ceo
>>35463
shrimp
im sure it will happen soon enough
>>35461
anon
>>35460
meh. health insurance fuckery infinitely fucks over more people than AI unless it happens to kill a lot of people
anon
maybe a child slave in africa that has been harvesting materials for computers will grow up and suicide bomb the shareholders in a meeting
anon
>>35459
this isn't tiktok you can say you want people to be killed without having to resort to euphemisms
>>35467
shrimp
actually youre now allowed to say that here you have to use euphamisms
anon
minor spelling mistake
shrimp
be nice...
shrimp
kjghdkfj
anon
aww ill take it as a compliment
anon## moderator
>>35469
please use the term "unalive"
anon## admin
[4chan] pls keep this thread bumped forever ty
anon
>speedrunner gives up 18 hour run and stops streaming
anon
>feel incredibly lonely
anon
sigh
!nIOh.loris
ugh
!nIOh.loris
waking up early
!nIOh.loris
is alwful
!nIOh.loris
guh
anon
go to bed lori
!nIOh.loris
ow ow ow ow
anon
>keep trying to change info on my auto insurance online
>change address
>states that semi-annual cost will go up by
>cancel
>try to change name and license number (since i got a name change)
>states that the semi-annual cost will go up by
anon
holy fuck can i just change my info
anon
i think im just gonna cancel my policy after my vacation ends next week and go with the inusrance my gf has
anon
fuckin hell.
anon
fuck geico
anon
sorry for the liveblog, my heartrate went up while doing it and i need to vomit this out
>>35493
!nIOh.loris
i also blog
!nIOh.loris
post
anon
>>35492
>>35493
i just hope i can just call them and say "please cancel my auto insurance" with no issues whatsoever
>>35510
anon
no asking for names or addresses or w/e
anon
egg on my face for not bothering changing it when i was supposed but still
!nIOh.loris
>>35501
calm down Stirner
!nIOh.loris
i think i'll go back to sleep now, cya wormies
>>35504
nonners
#say brainworm surgery
shrimp
>>35496
cancelling your insurance? your semi annual premium will go up by $100
!nIOh.loris
bsky keeps showing in my tl a bunch of sweaty shirtless dudes in a gym....
idk what made it show them...
>>35518>>35514
shrimp
the algorithm simply shows you what you desire
!nIOh.loris
not that i'm complainging tbh
!nIOh.loris
complaining
!nIOh.loris
astroh0-ig.jpg
at leaast pinterest showed me cute arts, even found this artist
shrimp
v cute
nonners
just changed my bank password so that its not the same as my discord password (fucking moron)
>>35541
shrimp
whatd you change it to
nonners
nice try
shrimp
damn...
nonners
almost typed it
nonners
i think im gonna forget it in a few days cuz i just use the mobile app anyway
nonners
and i authenticate with my finger there
shrimp
thats why i use the same password for everything
shrimp
so i dont fgorge
shrimp
t
nonners
great thinking
shrimp
they also all have the word password in them
shrimp
cause i think its funny
shrimp
well except for my bank thats the 1 thing
shrimp
and my government accounts
nonners
nothing to worry about as you have $0 on your account anyway
!nIOh.loris
>>35522
thats so silly nonner
!nIOh.loris
s
nonners
god i love human experience
nonners
are you guys enjoying your human experience today?
>>35551
anon
yeah i actually am having a good normal set of experience
nonners
nice
anon
how about you nonneroni
nonners
8/10
anon
that's huge tbqh
!nIOh.loris
>>35544
besides the occasional anxiety attacks. all normal
nonners
that sucks
shrimp
very human today
shrimp
.play dance now joey valence brae
anon
joseph valencia
anon
>>35556
damn that looks so sweet shrimp
anon
#smartai i finally took off my sunglasses in front of my therapist whom noticed i have brown eyes, upon finding out i wasnt even blue eyed as a newborn my therapist told me my eye color is very cisgender and stated that makes me highly unlikely to be gay, please tell me what you think of my therapy appointment

It is not appropriate for your therapist to make assumptions about your sexual orientation based on the color of your eyes. Eye color has no correlation with one's gender identity or sexual orientation. Additionally, being cisgender (identifying with the gender assigned at birth) does not determine one's likelihood of being gay. It is important for therapists to be aware of their biases and refrain from making unfounded statements about their clients' identities. I would recommend discussing this issue with your therapist and expressing how their comment made you feel in a calm and open manner. It may also be beneficial to seek out a different therapist who can provide more inclusive and informed care.
i finally took off my sunglasses in front of my therapist whom noticed i have brown eyes, upon finding out i wasnt even blue eyed as a newborn my therapist told me my eye color is very cisgender and stated that makes me highly unlikely to be gay, please tell me what you think of my therapy appointment
anon
your therapist was right, cis people cannot be gay naturally. they must be augmented with homosexuality
>>35562
anon
#crazyai the holocaust was clearly caused by hitlers and himlers homosexual fantasirs and immense abuse under islamic fascism!",
"Um, excuse me? That statement is completely appalling and incorrect. The Holocaust was a systematic genocide perpetrated by the Nazi regime led by Adolf Hitler with the goal of systematically exterminating European Jews, as well as other minority groups including homosexuals. To suggest that homosexual fantasies were in any way responsible for this horrific event is not only false but also disrespectful to the millions of innocent lives lost during this tragedy."
the holocaust was clearly caused by hitlers and himlers homosexual fantasirs
anon
>>35565
can you prove this with facts and logic
shrimp
how r u feeling booker
0.900% BoOjEr!boymodewng
not good

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