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anon
i think if wormies do a ttrpg it would p much have to be livetyping (speaking if people want... maybe) and not dnd cause that's too complicated
anon
imo a story game where conflict resolution is at a very high level seems like a good choice
>>35981
shrimp
we will devise our own liveboard ttrpg
anon
the sort where you roll once for like a scene or something
>>35981
anon
>>35980
>>35977
interesting.... so like it's mostly about what the players say and how they rp with eachother, rather than "u rolled a 2 so sorry you don't pick up the pen and everyone at the conference laughs at you"
>>35982>>35983
anon
>>35981
haha yeah kinda, though i think there's a happy.. not medium? but a good use for sparing mechanics. like, for instance, each side could set the stakes, and then a check is made to decide what happens. so you negotiate something like "if i succeed, i land a hit on the train dragon, but if i fail, i accidentally cause it to leak train dragon fuel and make the field combust"
>>35987>>35988
shrimp
>>35981
one of my cthulu characters had the lowest possible dex score and my gm would randomly make me roll for dex when doing random things just to see if id like fuck up and do something embarassing it was rly funny
>>35984
anon
>>35983
that's an excellent use of mechanics to make the game fun while also being real to ur character, i like it
shrimp
i spilled a lot of food
shrimp
and generally tripped around
anon
>>35982
i like this way of doing it, finding the middleground rather than dictating how the game MUST be played. and then seeing how the roll sloughs out
anon
adding train dragon to my list of monsters
anon
haha
anon
the example i gave was kind of low resolution, but you get the idea, i hope
>>35992
anon
>>35991
yeah i getchu, traindragon is just an easy cultural point around which we can all understand
anon
everyone knows about train dragons...
shrimp
y-yeah everyone
anon
their fuel is incredibly combustable
anon
amazingly so
anon
the girl from ipanema is still playing. i love this song
shrimp
shes still from ipanema
anon
hasn't gone travelling in a while. at least 45 mins
anon
is ipanema what happens when apple takes over panema in the dystopian future?
>>36002
shrimp
sgdfhfgjhk
anon
>>36000
i was reading this for ages wondering how a literal apple could take over a country..........................................................................
also #checl
anon
that's what makes it dystopian
shrimp
silly worm
anon
frrick
anon
i read some william gibson recently and it was interesting how he mostly got things wrong despite being called visionary except for like one big thing that he got super right this very year and i've seen no one comment on it haha
anon
AIs having to pretend to be characters to communicate with people. very GPT, though he probably never imagined what we ended up with and why. kind of cool. there is even a plotline about how pretending to be those characters bites the AI in the ass, since they kind of take over it in a limited fashion through guiding its actions in an in-character way. idk i'm rambling.
anon
you ramble about interesting things anon dw bout it
>>36009
shrimp
the same thing could kind of be said about people when u think about it
anon
we adopt identities for the sake of being understood by the ppl around us, and just try to find the IDs that best fit our """true""" self for maximum cohesion w/others.
or u go the menty illness route and build an identity solely for the appeasement of others and live inside a shell of ur own creation like some fucked up kinda chicken in an egg (scary)
anon
yeah true
anon
scary..
anon
i vibe with those ideas, though i'm a contrarian, so i fear i have to push back a little.. i think that we also try to make sense of ourselves for our own sake. in a particular situation, we decide how to behave based on what we consider to be virtuous, and what we consider to be in-character for us. if our goal is to be brave, and we have this fantasy of the brave person archetype in our heads, then we will consult it and try to be brave in a situation that calls for it. we might fail! but what we try will be determined by our identities.
>>36015>>36019>>36022
shrimp
literally me
anon
>>36014
but! here's the big part. i think that to a significant degree people who are brave are really those who are committed to LARPing as brave and succeed in doing so. there are exceptions, but to some degree, the act of pretending sincerely makes the mask real if the pretense succeeds. so i think that the true self is inconsistent and not totally coherent, like you say, but there is a semi-consistent self defined by the mask we choose to interface with the world with. a statistical self, like an electron pattern.
>>36030
shrimp
this is very true too
anon
that doesn't mean that masks are eternal, of course, so i agree with the basic idea that there is no eternal true self
anon
>>36014
so it's like the inverse, we pick an identity that best suits our vibe and try to act like that archetype, because we want to BE that archetype in some way (e.g. brave)....
>>36025
shrimp
i do think theres instances where this sort of thing does bite someone in the ass though. mainly thinking of like. actually idk how to articulate what im thinking
>>36029
0.956% BoOjEr!boymodewng
A GIRL GETS INTO AN ARGUMENT WITH HER BOYFRIEND AND ANGRILY DRIVES HER CAR INTO NEARBY TREES SHE IS NOW INSIDE OF HER BOYFRIENDS APARTMENT BUILDINGS CAUSING PROBLEMS
>>36027
anon
>>36022
that's what i believe
anon
but let me stress that i do think that the whole idea that there is no eternal, unchanging, true self is true as well. the mask matters, but it shifts.
>>36028
anon
>>36024
i do this about twice a week it's so real
anon
>>36026
yeah the self underneath it all is always changing in response to our environment. to stay still takes a lot more work than to wiggle along with the waves
anon
>>36023
please take your time. i'd like to hear your thoughts.
anon
>>36019
fake it til u make it (sometimes u don't make it)
>>36031
anon
>>36030
hah, yes! with the twist that to some degree you can't make it without faking it. it's faking all the way down, except that the act of faking makes it real in some cases.

nick land is an awful person with many awful ideas and a few cool ones, and one of the cool ones is hyperstitions. ideas that are only true because people believe they are. for example, if two people fully believe that if one of them doesn't kill the other, the other will, so they must fight, make that situation true through believing it is true.
>>36032
anon
>>36031
dam that's real neato, like an idea that depends entirely on what other people think and game theory logic.................................. that's cool
anon
we're such fucked up little demons with our consciousness and life.
anon
we are haha
anon
but it's kind of cool? to peer at your source code and be like oh wow so that's how they did that
anon
it's based as fuck to be honest yeah. seeing how the sausage is made and then looking in the mirror like damn i AM that sausage
anon
we really are /dao/ today
anon
i dig it, and the music is very comfy too
anon
yeah i've been listening to this since the start and it's chill bg music. keeps me locked tf into the wormchat about meta consciousness
anon
alas, i'm feeling myself getting tired. thank you for the lovely evening, anon. have a wonderful life!
anon
i'm going snooze too... i wish you a delightful rest anonymous
anon
and everyworm else
anon
and everyworm else!!
anon
~
anon
anon
nooo
anon
~
anon
it's over
anon
you're doing so good it's ok
/~ ~
anon
i forgot the rites
anon
~
anon
thank you..
anon
eyayhehaa
anon
so long, party worm
anon
and thanks for all the worms
shrimp
the main thing that rly made me think was the idea of the ai adapting characters biting it in the ass
people wear masks that can bite them in the ass sometimes
sometimes the masks are what we desire to be even if we truly arent and help us act in a way we wish to be
sometimes the masks are what we want other people to think we are and is in direct conflict with who we are
you build up a life wearing the mask of what you want people to think you are so you can get what you want, like pretending to be a nice caring person when youre really just selfish and uncaring. or maybe in a less awful realm pretending to be interested in things youre not interested in to gain the affection of people that you want the affection of even though they wouldnt like the real you
this leads to building up a life of lies that inevitably falls apart as keeping up the mask becomes harder
in instances of being a mean/bad/rotten person acting nice its not really the mask biting you in the ass, rather those awful characteristics coming to bear their consequences.
like pretending to be a good husband while cheating, and being found out. the mask didnt bite you in the ass the cheating did.
i guess in other cases of masks biting someone in the ass the issue is usually using the mask to lie and deceive which really isnt the masks fault rather the lying so maybe the connection i drew at the start doesnt work
>>36125
shrimp
i just had to type it out privately cause im shy and to work through my thoughts
shrimp
the original thing i was seeing in my head didnt really pan out after thinking about it
shrimp
hi ano
ano
christmas time is here
shrimp
they both left before i finished my thoughts wtf.... rude...
0.958% BoOjEr!boymodewng
wtf...
ano
ill listen to you
0.959% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>36067
you have posture all right
shrimp
postures
ano
elite posture
anon
elevator
ano
chat
ano
I made hamburger helper
shrimp
yummy
ano
I love hamburger helper
>>36080
0.960% BoOjEr!boymodewng
#ksay april
>>36082
anon
is it possible to have hobbies without a friend group to do them with
>>36121
anon
my currenr answer is no
shrimp
friends certainly help its nice to share you interests and progress with them
0.962% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>36086
i cleaned today are you proud of me
anon
>>36084
when the boymoder is zapped with the brainworm destruction ray
ivory
hey there wormies
shrimp
hivory
0.964% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>36094
you just legally agreed to get married to me
0.965% BoOjEr!boymodewng
#owned (29)
shrimp
if thats the case youre the one thats gonna be #owned (30)
0.966% BoOjEr!boymodewng
NOT TRUE
nonners
had a nightmare i was chased and killed
>>36102
anon
is this still like a tranny website or what is the deal with the like lib pol website name rebrand
>>36104
shrimp
>>36100
thats funny cause i had a dream i chased and killed someone...
>>36103
nonners
>>36102
i fucking knew it
nonners
>>36101
its the same site idk why it matters that it says libpol instead of brainworm in the url bar, you can actually change it back to brainworm.surgery if you want
>>36105
nonners
idk
nonners
probably
nonners
youre not allowed to post that here @mods
shrimp
yes i am
nonners
that wont hold up in court
shrimp
i will simply murder the court
anon
>>36105
yes but it's still the same as well
anon
wsg
nonners
my worst fear is that im unknowingly sharing my screen during an online class and everyone sees what im typing here rn
>>36123
ano
>>36077
what hobby were you picking up
anon
it'd depend on the hobby i think, yeag
anon
>>36118
and they're all perfectly quiet about it so as not to disturb the balance, and to keep watching the fiendish things typed here
anon
>>36115
if others knew you were posting this you would be so done for. completely finished
anon
>>36057
(one of the original anons here) this makes sense, like it's the underlying actions that cause damage rather than the mask you may use to hide your tru self / your aspirational self
anon
i suppose all social interaction is a kind of masking up, to fit in or to aspire to be someone better or whatever. we have to perform whenever we're observed imo, and performance is always a little bit false. just how it is, not a bad thing i think
nonners
.play dick n balls
nonners
all the hoes out south/west/north/east BTFO!
nonners
.skip
anon
what about the hoes in the northeast, or the southsouthwest. what must they do to earn the approval of this man
nonners
those hoes are also implied
anon
>hoes
anon
Oh no! They can see me!
>>36135
anon
>>36134
get down miss president!!!
anon
*EXPLOSION*
anon
thank goodness we made the ground explosion-proof with all that taxpayer money. no explosion can destroy us while we are down here
ivory
where the hell is the mayo
>>36141
anon
zamn
ivory
lol
ivory
oh my god
anon
"here's that sauce u ordered"
ivory
hey
anon
he's escaping
ivory
he's turning into his little sibling
ivory
oops
ivory
#dumbai how the hell does the universe keep expanding? like, i thought it was just the sky and stars and stuff, but now they're saying it's getting bigger? that don't make no sense. i mean, how can something just keep growing? ain't there a limit or something?

and then they're talking about black holes and how they suck everything in. but like, where does it all go? does it just disappear? that's some freaky shit. and then there's this thing called dark matter that we can't even see but it's supposed to be everywhere. what the heck is that about?

and don't even get me started on time travel. like, how can you go back in time or forward in time? ain't time just a made up thing anyway? i don't get it.

but hey, i heard that aliens are real and they're living among us. my cousin's friend's neighbor saw one once. they got big heads and little green bodies or something like that. maybe they know the secrets of the universe.

but honestly, who cares about all this space stuff anyway? there's more important things to worry about, like what i'm gonna have for dinner tonight. now that's a real mystery.
how the hell does the universe keep expanding?
ivory
gmornin ano merry christmas
anon
>>36154
very stylish tyre rubber hat
anon
i hope everyworm is having a splendid christmas eve
>>36169
ivory
IM STILL GENERATING TOO FREQUENTLY
anon
idk what the timing is but i think it's every 10 or 15 mins
ivory
okay anon thanks
ano
merry christmas!
anon
>>36169
bullshit. kill ur boss + eat their skin (kindly, with love)
ano
today is video editing day
anon
exciting
anon
what videos are you editing
ano
i made a shot for shot remake of the card scene from american psycho
anon
lole hell yeah, just like live-action or in a videogame
ano
live action
anon
based
ano
although i am curious about making minecraft machinimas
anon
retvrn to minecraft machinimas c. 2011
>>36184
anon
>>36181
merry machinimas to one and all
ano
>>36182
my brain is stuck in 2011 so it makes sense
ivory
#dumbai how do i create a redstone contraption in minecraft

uhh, i think u need to get some red blocks and put them together in a certain way. or maybe it's blue blocks? idk, just try both. then u gotta add some wires or something and connect them to other stuff. oh and don't forget the levers, those are important. wait, maybe it's buttons? or switches? ugh, this is so confusing. just keep trying different things until something happens. oh and make sure to have some chickens nearby, they're good luck for redstone stuff. trust me, i read it on a forum once.
how do i create a redstone contraption in minecraft
ano
when i was 12 i thought the concept of "breadstone" was really funny. combining bread and stone
ano
instead of redstone
anon
works exactly the same as redstone but smells more tasty and rots over time
anon
breadstone
anon
that must be a mod by now
anon
breadstone.png
real, but not related to redstone.............. sad!!!
ano
i think the world shouldnt change and should be the same as when I was twelve.
ano
yes we should have 12 earths
>>36196
anon
entire world becomes twelve years old
>>36196
ivory
merry christmas. i thank god for boons
>>36204
ano
i walked to the closest store to me and it took 30 minutes both ways. god bless the usa
>>36201
ivory
i messed it up
ano
yearp
ano
i couldve drove but why drive
>>36205
anon
>>36198
#edit boons -> booners
anon
>>36203
walking is good for u, a nice 30 min stroll sounds good if a bit long when u really need somethin
anon
i'm spoiled by livin like 5 mins from a huge shop
ano
yeah then i'll drive
ivory
i think convenience stores should be less than 20 mins walk, if it's more than that, it's not convenient anymore
>>36212
ano
well maybe it'd be a faster walk if it wasn't icy and snowy out
>>36210
ano
also a guy almost ran over me with his truck. i was on the left side of the street and he was on the right, intentionally drove as close as he could without hitting me. we've become so antisocial as a country
>>36213
anon
>>36208
going to the inconvenience store (an hour away and the route is full of spikes and hazards)
>>36216
anon
>>36211
jesus christ that's fucked
ano
i was walking on the street since it's icy and snowy, the sidewalk is completely fucked
anon
american pedestrian stuff is very poor from what i've heard yeah....... stay safe ano....
ivory
>>36212
\inconvenience store with lots of spikes and traps
>>36218
ivory
oh man laters i guess
ivory
they are just selling spikes
anon
can never have enough spikes tbqhwy
ano
this year i want to say that im grateful for bitwarden. thank you bitwarden for always being there for me when i needed you most
>>36224
bitwarden
>>36223
you're welcome ano. i'm glad to be your guardian angel. remember to renew your prescription
bitwarden
i mean subscription fuck sorry
ano
sorry bit-san i dont pay for you :(
bitwarden
that's honeatly even more epic. steal my software and use my power for good
nonners
there are so many games on steam how am i supposed to pick one
shrimp
ill pick one for you
nonners
okay
shrimp
what sort of games do you like
nonners
good question
nonners
i havent played a game in like idk
shrimp
hmm
nonners
last game i actually played was nuclear throne?
shrimp
fun game
nonners
yea
shrimp
theres a bajillion roguelikes now
shrimp
do u think ud like puzzle games
nonners
i like puzzle games, i liked the talos principle a lot
shrimp
have you ever played any zachtronics games
>>36245
nonners
and stephens sausage roll
shrimp
like tis100 or exopunks
nonners
>>36242
i havent but ive heard of them
shrimp
theyre really good
shrimp
tis100 exopunks and shenzen io are all like programming puzzle games
shrimp
infinifactory is a building puzzle game
>>36250
shrimp
and uhhhh the last one magnum opus or smth is like oh ok dont play these then
nonners
>>36248
yea minecraft came from this
nonners
i dont want to play mentally demanding games rn
nonners
cuz i already do that outside gaming
shrimp
makes sense
nonners
balatro is addicting right
shrimp
people say that but i dont really think so
shrimp
its certainly a fun game but like ill play a round and then not play for days or weeks
nonners
>>36257
i was always here!
ano
in my heart
shrimp
always here
shrimp
.play gumdrop joey valence brae
nonners
factorio seems hard
nonners
too much effort
shrimp
factorio is definitely a lot of thinking and problem solving
shrimp
i need to be in a certain headspace to play it
shrimp
were there any games you wanted to play when you were younger with 1gb of ram that you couldnt
nonners
oh lots, cant remember now but there were a bunch of rts game, also battlefield 3 had just come out, idc about bf now anymore
>>36270
nonners
>>36269
#editai change game to games, dont mess it up
shrimp
maybe u can remember and get to play some
nonners
probably wont enjoy now anyway
nonners
im gonna play balatro and nuclear throne
shrimp
both v good games
shrimp
bagner
nonners
bagner
shrimp
hes so freaky without eyebrows
nonners
why does he shave them anyway
nonners
not many people do that
shrimp
probably to look freaky
nonners
freaky and messed up
shrimp
any job
shrimp
any city
nonners
5 thousand bars
nonners
5 seconds
nonners
idk why i remembered that
shrimp
idk why u did either
anon
i have created an animation that kills you if you see it and the problem is that i had to look at it to animate it
>>36292
ano
it's a pony kind of christmas
anon
no
anon
i am dead
anon
so i can't upload animations
shrimp
:(
nonners
this reminds me, few weeks ago i uploaded a track a made on brainworm and anon said they would make a music video for it, wonder if they actually did it
>>36298>>36302
nonners
>>36297
#editai change a made to i made
anon
was that track also lethal?
nonners
maybe cuz i havent heard from the anon since...
anon
sad
nonners
>>36302
at least youre alive and well
nonners
.play jerma scorn compilation
anon
anons
nonners
anon
anon
anons
anon
wormies!
anon
worms
shrimp
worm
anon
worms
anon
hello
shrimp
hi
anon
hi
shrimp
hi
nonners
omg hi
anon
hi?
anon
hi
anon
hello
nonners
>has nothing to say
anon
>be me
>say hello
>have nothing to say beyond that
>tfw
>>36326
nonners
im refusing to sleep for no reason
>>36328
nonners
its not like im doing anything
nonners
im really snoozepilled
ano
me too. christmas eve slumber
shrimp
>>36322
youre refusing to sleep so you can say hi to the worms
nonners
could be
anon
>>36330
we are at all times radically free
ano
nonnwrs can you repost that song I Siad I was gonna make a mv for
>>36338
ano
live life
ano
breathe air
shrimp
im living life in my videogames
ano
>>36338
im feeling a hl1 movie for this
nonners
i never played hl games
nonners
i sleep
ano
dorsia on a friday night how'd she swing that
fujo
meow
pringle
hey ppl
pringle
anyone drunk as I am
pringle
lul
ano
not yet
fujo
also mewwy chwistmas womies :3
>>36358
anon
>not a worm
bad bot
anon
>>36350
alcohol is overrated imo, not worth the hangover and doing stupid stuff while wasted
>>36367>>36369
anon
if alcohol wasn't legal for a billion years already there's no way it'd be legalised now
anon
>>36352
merry wormmas, one and all
anon
christmasmoder
anon
presentspilled
ano
present day
anon
the gift event
shonk
>>36356
alcohol is underrated imo, the hangover is a great excuse to stay in bed and do nothing
ano
shonk
anon
shonk
anon
anon
s h o n k
anon
/`shonk
anon
shonk
anon
*eats the shonk* >:3 (yes its safe for me, not the shonk)
anon
can shonk be eaten? is that safe?
shrimp
shonk fin soup
anon
mmmm

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