live action

based

although i am curious about making minecraft machinimas

machinimas

retvrn to minecraft machinimas c. 2011

>>36181
merry machinimas to one and all

>>36182
my brain is stuck in 2011 so it makes sense

#dumbai how do i create a redstone contraption in minecraft

uhh, i think u need to get some red blocks and put them together in a certain way. or maybe it's blue blocks? idk, just try both. then u gotta add some wires or something and connect them to other stuff. oh and don't forget the levers, those are important. wait, maybe it's buttons? or switches? ugh, this is so confusing. just keep trying different things until something happens. oh and make sure to have some chickens nearby, they're good luck for redstone stuff. trust me, i read it on a forum once. how do i create a redstone contraption in minecraft

when i was 12 i thought the concept of "breadstone" was really funny. combining bread and stone

instead of redstone

works exactly the same as redstone but smells more tasty and rots over time

breadstone

that must be a mod by now

i think the world shouldnt change and should be the same as when I was twelve.

yes we should have 12 earths

entire world becomes twelve years old

>>36195
>>36194
the two genders

merry christmas. i thank god for boons

i walked to the closest store to me and it took 30 minutes both ways. god bless the usa

i messed it up

>>36199
that's closest?

yearp

i couldve drove but why drive

>>36198
#edit boons -> booners

>>36203
walking is good for u, a nice 30 min stroll sounds good if a bit long when u really need somethin

i'm spoiled by livin like 5 mins from a huge shop

yeah then i'll drive

i think convenience stores should be less than 20 mins walk, if it's more than that, it's not convenient anymore

well maybe it'd be a faster walk if it wasn't icy and snowy out

>>36209
lmao

also a guy almost ran over me with his truck. i was on the left side of the street and he was on the right, intentionally drove as close as he could without hitting me. we've become so antisocial as a country

>>36208
going to the inconvenience store (an hour away and the route is full of spikes and hazards)

>>36211
jesus christ that's fucked

i was walking on the street since it's icy and snowy, the sidewalk is completely fucked

american pedestrian stuff is very poor from what i've heard yeah....... stay safe ano....

>>36212
\inconvenience store with lots of spikes and traps

oh man laters i guess

>>36218
ew oh my lord

>>36218
seems scary....

they are just selling spikes

can never have enough spikes tbqhwy

this year i want to say that im grateful for bitwarden. thank you bitwarden for always being there for me when i needed you most

>>36223
you're welcome ano. i'm glad to be your guardian angel. remember to renew your prescription

i mean subscription fuck sorry

sorry bit-san i dont pay for you :(

that's honeatly even more epic. steal my software and use my power for good

.play [YouTube]

there are so many games on steam how am i supposed to pick one

okay

good question

i havent played a game in like idk

last game i actually played was nuclear throne?

yea

i like puzzle games, i liked the talos principle a lot

and stephens sausage roll

>>36242
i havent but ive heard of them

>>36248
yea minecraft came from this

i dont want to play mentally demanding games rn

cuz i already do that outside gaming

balatro is addicting right

>>36228
and Modern anon is back :D

>>36257
i was always here!

in my heart

factorio seems hard

too much effort

oh lots, cant remember now but there were a bunch of rts game, also battlefield 3 had just come out, idc about bf now anymore

>>36269
#editai change game to games, dont mess it up

probably wont enjoy now anyway

im gonna play balatro and nuclear throne

bagner

.play [YouTube]

why does he shave them anyway

not many people do that

freaky and messed up

5 thousand bars

5 seconds

idk why i remembered that

i have created an animation that kills you if you see it and the problem is that i had to look at it to animate it

it's a pony kind of christmas

no

i am dead

so i can't upload animations

this reminds me, few weeks ago i uploaded a track a made on brainworm and anon said they would make a music video for it, wonder if they actually did it

>>36297
#editai change a made to i made

was that track also lethal?

maybe cuz i havent heard from the anon since...

sad

>>36297
im that anon and no i did not

>>36302
at least youre alive and well

.play jerma scorn compilation

anons

anon

anons

wormies!

worms

worms

hello

hi

omg hi

hi?

hi

hello

>has nothing to say

>be me
>say hello
>have nothing to say beyond that
>tfw

im refusing to sleep for no reason

its not like im doing anything

im really snoozepilled

me too. christmas eve slumber

>>36321
Hello

>>36326
hello

could be

>>36330
we are at all times radically free

nonnwrs can you repost that song I Siad I was gonna make a mv for

>>36332
sneaky robot

live life

breathe air

>>36338
im feeling a hl1 movie for this

i never played hl games

i sleep

dorsia on a friday night how'd she swing that

hey ppl

anyone drunk as I am

lul

not yet

idk if I will drink on christmas either

>not a worm
bad bot

>>36350
alcohol is overrated imo, not worth the hangover and doing stupid stuff while wasted

if alcohol wasn't legal for a billion years already there's no way it'd be legalised now

>>36352
merry wormmas, one and all

>>36351
yes

christmasmoder

presentspilled

present day

the gift event

>>36360
cute

shonk

shonk

shonk

/`shonk

shonk

can shonk be eaten? is that safe?

mmmm

>>36378
do you think there are any things that are dangerous to eat but safe for the thing being eaten

or is that veering too far into vore territory

>>36384
yeah i dig it ok ok yeah

merry ambiguous assistance day to one and all

only one holiday. i am offended

even birthdays?

wait are birthdays holidays or are they just fun days

personal holidays that everyone seems to agree are real

what a terrible world that would be........................................ unimaginable holidays..............

need to make all birthdays national holidays so the government is forced to give everyone UBI

my nefarious plan to take over the government will surely never fail

.play [YouTube]

>>36405
rats!! nuts!! darn!!

yeah i think so

tell me

a ghost review of a ghost game......... double ghost......

maybe you played it in your sleep and reviewed it also in your sleep

we need that headset from that game that lets you browse the internet while you're sleeping

YEAH YEAH YEAH i love that game so much

it has an #upvote (USER WAS UPVOTED FOR THIS POST) from me, it's a fun time just exploring the sleepy internet and being a moderator and finding all its little secrets

>>36422
maybe people should be able to give up their birthdays in order to have more time

>>36425
what does my 23 dollars buy. do they take care of a sickly roach and use my money to nurse it back to health. do they take in stray roaches and spay them to control the roach population. what's the purchase here

buying estradiol enathatate on silkroad

>>36437
pretty based tbh. need more roaches named after people

>>36438
god bless them and their work

giving the gift of a roach to your ex.......

#ai translate "gift" from german to english

gift translate "gift" from german to english

hm,m

:O ok that's good also

>>36450
>>36451
getting mixed messages here

your two wolves are acting up again

cooked and basted

when you take recreational substances, the spacetime continuumhm gets a little more flat and boring to compensate for the craziness in ur brain

hmmm ok u got me there

entropy gets around

minty fresh verdicts

>>36482
yeah!!!!!!!!

ew gross yucky

spiro tastes like SHIT

>>36486
you got that menthol spiro?

spyro the dragon rly changed when she got off test

ask it to itch normally and rationally and it should clear up

but in the end
my eye was really itchy

but in the eenndd
my eye was itching weeriirddllyyyy

*rap segment*

#ai what is the meaning of this? can a man not enjoy a meal? a succulent chinese meal? this is democracy manifest

This phrase is a reference to a viral video from 1988, in which an Australian man was arrested by police for dining and dashing at a Chinese restaurant. The man repeatedly exclaimed "this is democracy manifest" as he resisted arrest and argued that he had not done anything wrong. This phrase has since become a popular meme and catchphrase used in various situations to express frustration or disbelief at authority or rules being enforced. In this context, it suggests that the speaker believes they should be able to enjoy their meal without interference or consequences. what is the meaning of this? can a man not enjoy a meal? a succulent chinese meal? this is democracy manifest

from 1988 ???? holy shit

.play this is democracy manifest

have a look at this headlock here

a succulent chinese meal??

i love this guy

tata, farewell,,,.

>>36512
one track mind............

>>36515
deleteposting is a sin you know

hiiiii

something sinful

>>36524
correct

>>36525
down apocalyptic

all consents are beautiful

you can #give it another image if u don't want to to stay up

>>36533
real

>>36532
#edit add trailing !

>>36537
those aren't real though

we're all the one gender.... the Human gender...

>>36542
alien

bean girl

>>36546
cat toe bean girl

she has those beans

lima beans

grrr

yeah ok

lisa approaches

tripping so hard he sees a person without yellow skin

i love the ubiquity of simpsons as a concept that image gen ais will just shit something out vaguely simpson related so easily

>>36573
just lisa wearing bart clothes

\

bullshit

\\\