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anon
>>36378
do you think there are any things that are dangerous to eat but safe for the thing being eaten
>>36384
anon
or is that veering too far into vore territory
shrimp
>>36384
#this (you love to see it)
anon
>>36384
yeah i dig it ok ok yeah
anon
anyways brb needa help someone at their shift at an event
anon
merry ambiguous assistance day to one and all
shrimp
happy holiday(s)
anon
only one holiday. i am offended
shrimp
thats why i put the (s) in case there were more!!
shrimp
i dont celebrate any though
shrimp
im holiday agnostic
anon
wait are birthdays holidays or are they just fun days
shrimp
even birthdays
shrimp
not really but theyre like personal holidays in a sense
anon
personal holidays that everyone seems to agree are real
shrimp
like holidays are celebratory days typically and a birthday is a celebratory day but if every birthday were a national holiday no one would ever work
anon
what a terrible world that would be........................................ unimaginable holidays..............
shrimp
it would be awful.... imagine it.... never having to work
anon
need to make all birthdays national holidays so the government is forced to give everyone UBI
anon
my nefarious plan to take over the government will surely never fail
shrimp
thats a good plan i like that ill help any way i can
shrimp
unless its someones birthday cause then its a holiday so i cant help..
>>36407
anon
>>36405
rats!! nuts!! darn!!
shrimp
is this yummy nicki
anon
yeah i think so
shrimp
you know whats funny about that game
anon
tell me
shrimp
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i dont ever remember playing it but i had some playtime and i made this review for it but i also dont remember making this review
anon
a ghost review of a ghost game......... double ghost......
anon
maybe you played it in your sleep and reviewed it also in your sleep
shrimp
sleepgaming and sleepreviewing...
anon
we need that headset from that game that lets you browse the internet while you're sleeping
shrimp
hypnospace outlaw
anon
YEAH YEAH YEAH i love that game so much
shrimp
i need to try it it looks really neat but ive never gotten around to it
anon
it has an #upvote (USER WAS UPVOTED FOR THIS POST) from me, it's a fun time just exploring the sleepy internet and being a moderator and finding all its little secrets
shrimp
skdjfksj
shrimp
i just dont celebrate anything
>>36424
shrimp
*overdoses and dies*
>>36432
anon
>>36422
maybe people should be able to give up their birthdays in order to have more time
anon
>>36427
the ui had a stroke when typing that mb
anon
>>36425
what does my 23 dollars buy. do they take care of a sickly roach and use my money to nurse it back to health. do they take in stray roaches and spay them to control the roach population. what's the purchase here
>>36437
anon
>>36428
*underdoses on my estradiol (technically a drug) and dies and/orngets depressed*
shrimp
oh wait yeah drugs for medicinal purposes r cool
>>36434
anon
>>36433
i get mine via the usual recreational paths cuz funny (aka i like controlling the dosage without needing to talk to someone who doesnt know shit)
shrimp
thats still a medicinal purpose
anon
buying estradiol enathatate on silkroad
>>36438
anon
>>36436
more of from the local chaos event estradiol supplier
>>36440
anon
>>36437
pretty based tbh. need more roaches named after people
anon
>>36438
god bless them and their work
shrimp
its a funny thing
shrimp
my brother said itd be funny to do it for an ex or something
anon
giving the gift of a roach to your ex.......
>>36444
bean
>>36443
giving the gift of gift to your ex...... (only german speakers will understand)
anon
#ai translate "gift" from german to english

gift
translate "gift" from german to english
>>36448
anon
hm,m
shrimp
i get it
anon
:O ok that's good also
shrimp
left brain and right brain
>>36455
bean
>>36454
those are practically headmates
anon
your two wolves are acting up again
shrimp
the right brain doesnt get anything because its used to process sensory information
>>36458
bean
>>36457
the right brain doesnt get anything because of more recreational substances for me
shrimp
thats also why my brains dont get anything too many substances
>>36461
anon
cooked and basted
bean
>>36462
idk my drug consumption habits say otherwise
shrimp
its only a matter of time
>>36466
bean
>>36465
the space time continue uhmmm
anon
when you take recreational substances, the spacetime continuumhm gets a little more flat and boring to compensate for the craziness in ur brain
>>36469
bean
>>36468
lies, entropy is cute, and a local increase in entropy also leads to a global increase in entropy
anon
hmmm ok u got me there
shrimp
interestingly a local decrease in entropy also leads to a global increase
>>36472
bean
>>36471
global entropy always increased (like my desire to cuddle women)
anon
entropy gets around
bean
>>36474
balls deep in a transgirl yep
shrimp
ahem
bean
sorry
bean
I have made a severe, and continue us, lapse in judge ment
shrimp
its ok im just shy
shrimp
judge mint*
anon
minty fresh verdicts
>>36482
bean
minty fresh spiro
anon
ew gross yucky
bean
my Spiro tastes like mints
>>36488
anon
spiro tastes like SHIT
bean
>>36488
yah prob idk all ik is it says spiro on the box and nukes my T
bean
and tastes minty
anon
spyro the dragon rly changed when she got off test
>>36492
bean
my eye itches weirdly help
anon
ask it to itch normally and rationally and it should clear up
>>36495
bean
>>36494
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
anon
but in the end
my eye was really itchy
>>36497
bean
>>36496
i had to FALL to lose it all
anon
but in the eenndd
my eye was itching weeriirddllyyyy
anon
*rap segment*
bean
#ai what is the meaning of this?

The meaning of this can vary depending on context. It could refer to a specific statement, action, or situation and the intended meaning would depend on that. In general terms, it could be asking for clarification or seeking understanding about something.
what is the meaning of this?
bean
oh. thanks :3
anon
#ai what is the meaning of this? can a man not enjoy a meal? a succulent chinese meal? this is democracy manifest

This phrase is a reference to a viral video from 1988, in which an Australian man was arrested by police for dining and dashing at a Chinese restaurant. The man repeatedly exclaimed "this is democracy manifest" as he resisted arrest and argued that he had not done anything wrong. This phrase has since become a popular meme and catchphrase used in various situations to express frustration or disbelief at authority or rules being enforced. In this context, it suggests that the speaker believes they should be able to enjoy their meal without interference or consequences.
what is the meaning of this? can a man not enjoy a meal? a succulent chinese meal? this is democracy manifest
anon
from 1988 ???? holy shit
bean
#ai what is the meaning of life, the universe and lsd?

The meaning of life is a complex and subjective concept that varies from person to person. Some believe it is to find happiness, others think it is to fulfill a certain purpose or destiny.

The universe refers to everything that exists, including all matter and energy in space. It encompasses all planets, stars, galaxies, and other forms of matter and energy.

LSD (Lysergic Acid Diethylamide) is a hallucinogenic drug that alters perception and can induce intense sensory experiences. Its effects can vary greatly depending on the individual's mindset and environment. The combination of LSD with one's own thoughts about the meaning of life and the vastness of the universe could potentially lead to deep introspection or philosophical musings. However, as drugs affect individuals differently, there is no definitive answer regarding its effect on one's understanding or interpretation of these concepts.
what is the meaning of life, the universe and lsd?
anon
.play this is democracy manifest
shrimp
im under WHAT
anon
have a look at this headlock here
anon
a succulent chinese meal??
shrimp
a succulent chinese meal??
anon
tata, farewell,,,.
shrimp
its so good
anon
>>36512
one track mind............
anon
hiiiii
shrimp
what did she deletepost
>>36522
anon
something sinful
shrimp
do tell
bean
>>36519
my war crime confession
shrimp
likely story..
shrimp
it was probably something about being down bad or something
>>36526
bean
t mean to upload that
>>36532
anon
all consents are beautiful
anon
you can #give it another image if u don't want to to stay up
>>36533
anon
>>36532
#edit add trailing !
shrimp
a WHAT
anon
>>36537
those aren't real though
bean
uhhhh my bad i guess im male again now :cry:
anon
we're all the one gender.... the Human gender...
>>36542
bean
>>36541
im not a human i identify as an inhuman creature
>>36544
shrimp
are you one of those fabled catgirls
>>36546
shrimp
or dog girl
shrimp
bean girl
anon
bean girl
bean
bean girl
anon
she has those beans
shrimp
thats actually less beans
anon
lima beans
shrimp
lima balls
anon
grrr
anon
yeah ok
shrimp
AH
anon
lisa approaches
anon
tripping so hard he sees a person without yellow skin
anon
i love the ubiquity of simpsons as a concept that image gen ais will just shit something out vaguely simpson related so easily
bean
/,
shrimp
its just lisa
bean
\,
anon
>>36573
just lisa wearing bart clothes
anon
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anon
bullshit
anon
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anon
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anon
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anon
>>36587
technology provides
shrimp
too frequent
bean
eepy time
bean
or smth
shrimp
sleep well little bean
anon
rest in your tin of dreams
anon
new dnd update looks crazy
shrimp
i heard theres some neat things about it
shrimp
ive played so little 5e tho that idk what would be different
shrimp
idk if ive ever even gotten a character past level 3 in dnd
>>36619
bean
i cannot eep am back
>>36604
recima
bean did you turn into a woman
bean
been a woman for a while
recima
:O
anon
so many beans aroundhere
bean
>>36610
it isnt there r many bean
recima
okay that makes sense
anon
rawbean
bean
>>36615
somewhere I've used the alias blendedbean, however usually i just use bean
anon
>>36601
dnd seems like a neato game but also so complicated n stinky compared to other simpler systems.... rolling dice is fun but so much inventory mgmt..
>>36621>>36623
shrimp
>>36619
yeah its cool but its a lot of mechanics
shrimp
that partly why i liked the cthulu ttrpg so much you basically just had like 30 or 40 skills or smth and it scaled from 1-100 and you had to roll under your skill level. but 90%+ of the game is like mystery solving and exploring and talking to people rather than combat and combat is also super dangerous i had most of my characters get 1shot
>>36640
anon
noo
anon
>>36621
many things seem complicated compared to injecting weed or snorting heorin or whatever you evil people do......
>>36631
bean
>>36622
yea they cute bees
recima
:3
recima
april do you like my bees
>>36635
bean
yes eph fucks ur nose
bean
see psychonauts wiki for more info
anon
>>36631
>pure dopamine stimulant
great googly moogly..
anon
>>36625
based, dnd makes fights so simple like u just hit em a bunch and win. more fun when your guys are glass cannons that can't come back from the dead
shrimp
my first char was killed by a homeless dude with a chair leg
>>36645>>36646
anon
just like in real life!!!!!
>>36644
shrimp
smacked in the head dead
>>36646
bean
>>36642
i came back from feeling like i was dead so close enough
recima
>>36641
can i say badass
it seems badass but i also don't want to be insensitive
>>36649
shrimp
>>36645
it was pretty badass of him
recima
woaw what does this tag do
anon
rippp aw. nice job either way though gz
bean
>>36651
skill issue, just remove 5he
bean
face
bean
*hands dorito* use this to cover screen where face is
>>36660
anon
>>36656
this is effective opsec
recima
doees anyone know what this flag means help
>>36665
shrimp
#ai what does polysexual mean

Polysexual is a sexual orientation in which an individual is attracted to multiple genders, but not necessarily all. This can include attraction to men, women, non-binary individuals, and/or genderqueer individuals. It differs from bisexuality in that it acknowledges the possibility of attraction beyond binary gender categories.
what does polysexual mean
>>36666
anon
i'm sexually attracted to men and women but not nb people (i'm polysexual)
bean
>>36662
as a polysexual polyromantic- (kidding estrogen made me too gay)
recima
:O
anon
can i get femboy on my driver's licence
shrimp
femboy is basically a gender when u think abt it
anon
>>36673
this is why we need multiple flags!!!
bean
>>36673
a dominant pansexual...
shrimp
>>36673
because booker was mad that i had the dom flag on so i keep it on out of spite (friendly)
>>36679>>36678
ano
hello halberstram, nice tie
anon
>>36682
gender EXCLUSIVE to autistic people. you can't get this gender unless you rolled the tism perk
>>36696
anon
>>36691
i thought they were tasteful art boobs... like non-pornographic..
>>36697
shrimp
they were but idk if thats allowed
recima
>>36694
i agree but also im gay
shrimp
tasteful art boobs are still boobs
>>36700
anon
this is a true fact
bean
>>36698
all boobs r suckable and as such all boobs are good boobs
>>36702
bean
>>36701
no, estradiol manufactured by transfems
bean
its basically autism in a vile
shrimp
:3c
shrimp
scary
bean
>>36708
:ccc (chaos computer club)
anon
>>36708
what is happening in this emoticon
anon
>>36711
may i pop you and not cease
anon
.play pringles advert prs
shrimp
>>36711
can i tip you over so i can the last bit of chips out
anon
no./
anon
.skip
anon
.play pilotredsun pringles
bean
\lesbian war crimes in afghanistan
bean
:c
bean
>>36723
the middle one has a bulge
anon
>>36728
maybe it's half an hour..... or maybe there's a bug that makes it reset every time u try to gen another
>>36731
bean
:c
shrimp
it might be per 30 min
bean
welp time to reset cookies & local storage
anon
i think it's pegged to ur eye pee so that wouldn't do much
>>36737
shrimp
pegged 😳😳😳
bean
>>36735
im trans i dont need a strap on i dont needa peg - also mfw controlling event network infra indirectly
recima
bean my I ask you a slightly personal question
>>36739
bean
>>36738
sure but i may not answer if it involves confessing to crimes
recima
okay feel free to tell me to frick off are you a top
>>36742
anon
>>36741
in what context...
shrimp
just a username for a game
>>36748
anon
>>36754
i think this is a good name also
anon
runs off the tongue better
bean
>>36755
social validation is cute agreed
anon
>>36755
it's a very good name and i think you did a great job thinking of it
shrimp
yipppeee
anon
::yippee
anon
wtffff
shrimp
tragic
bean
a travesty
shrimp
AA
anon
WRONG
shrimp
the puzzle piece colours
shrimp
cant believe the ai associates autism with puzzle pieces too now
anon
everything autism is just puzzle pieces
>>36776
bean
>>36773
ah yes my autism is purely shoving puzzle pieces up my rear end
>>36779
anon
my autism is a puzzle therefore it is best represented as a jigsaw (the easiest kind of puzzle)
>>36778
bean
>>36777
my autism is a puzzle therefor it is best represented by a 6-dimensional pathfinding implementation meant to run in realtime on a pi pico
anon
>>36776
i don't think you can solve the jigsaw that way
shrimp
omg someone added me as a friend on mwo
anon
yeah

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