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anon
#set snowcolor2 darkseagreen
the team
ominous radioactive snow
anon## admin
#libpol
shrimp
#welcome
recima
y'know, i was actually just thinking about #snow earlier, and was wondering if we'd get it this year lol
anon
#set snowcolor1 white
anon
#set snowcolor2 magenta
anon
#set snowsize 10
anon
#set snowsize 15
nonners
liberal politics amirite
name
the only liberal politics i subscribe to is free guns for the guns and no free guns on gunday
name
i hoped that sentence would make more sense and be funnier so you may all laugh now
>>38218
name
>>38213
thanks i stole them from reddit abt 10 mins ago
recima
LIBPOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
recima
:O
recima
CRIMEA
blendedbean
>>38180
proceeds to abuse themes to make mobile kill itself anyway
blendedbean
(css abuse is cute)
blendedbean
(example of such mobile device murder would be smth like *{backdrop-filter:blur(0.2px) invert(0.001);transform:scaleX(0.995) scaleY(0.999);})
>>38243
blendedbean
(will investigate funnier methods in future)
recima
blender!!!!!
blendedbean
>>38228
looks lesbian ngl
recima
woah how could u tell
>>38232
recima
uwu
blendedbean
>>38230
like idk,,, ur a girl,,, posting on the internet,,,,, thats kinda gay :3
nonners
where the libs at
>>38237
anon
>>38236
in the library corner - /usr/local/lib
anon
you can find the cute libs in /usr/local/lib/libsbian.so.2
anon
>>38239
idk she prob like uses hair growth substances or smth
>>38242
name
>>38225
what nefarious things does this do.... some kind of evil...
nonners
life is so boring
>>38246
nonners
and mundane
name
>>38244
time to find a hobby or somethng to do w/ur time
name
i think a lotta people view socialising as the """perfect""" thing to do when bored but that tends to not work for socially adverse people (whatever the reason they may have)
name
sitting alone in a room doing nothing will drive anyone crazy though so u gotta search around for shit that you enjoy doing and. do it
nonners
what i enjoy doing required starting at a screen
>>38254>>38253
name
same, it's possible to do that
nonners
life isnt boring its just lonely
name
real.... i'm afraid idk how to help w/loneliness
nonners
>>38249
#editai change required to requires, dont mess it up
nonners
>>38249
#editai remove second 't' in starting
name
good bot
nonners
bad bot
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i think the edit ai will always work from the original post so you can't like iterate thru diff text sadly
nonners
yes i noticed that
name
bad bot indeed
nonners
2015 was 14 years ago..
nonners
i need to find an rts game to play
>>38262
name
>>38261
retvrn to warcraft
name
#set snowglow white
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#set snowglow red
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#set snowglow magenta
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#set snowflakes 10000
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#set snowsize 10
anon
merry christmas libs and worms
name
merring christmas to all the lovely worms and libs
anon
merry krimes mas
name
berry chips mass
anon
^ Christ mas edition
name
beary christmas :)
anon
::chrimas
shrimp
its time to watch a christmas special
name
engine destruction
name
the ground up hazelnuts broke the engine :(
shrimp
spun the bearing
anon
.play schlatt christmas
name
#ai what even is eggnogg

Eggnog is a rich, creamy drink typically made with milk, cream, sugar, beaten eggs, and often flavored with spices like cinnamon or nutmeg. It is traditionally served during the holiday season in North America and can also be spiked with alcohol such as brandy or rum. what even is eggnogg
>>38289
anon
>>38288
#edit eggnog is a kind of trans lesbian but egg instead of trans
>>38295
name
poor pilk golf
shrimp
mikes golf
shrimp
we buy golf pilk
name
these guys have so much fun destroying cars :)
>>38298
shrimp
it seems fun
name
noggoil
anon
gats...
name
the golf is undernogged
>>38306
shrimp
but they primed the filter
>>38307
anon
>>38305
#change 2nd t to l
anon
sure
name
what even are cars how can they run on 'nog
>>38311
shrimp
well its not being fuelled with nog its the oil system
>>38312
anon
>>38309
#ai how car what is it and is nog?

A car is a motor vehicle with four wheels designed for transportation on roads. It typically runs on gasoline or electricity and can seat up to five passengers.

"Nog" is not commonly used as a term in relation to cars. It could potentially be referring to "NOS," which stands for nitrous oxide systems, an aftermarket component that increases the power of a car's engine. However, this is just speculation without more context. how car what is it and is nog?
name
>>38310
but what does the oil do that the nog can do perfectly fine
shrimp
it lubricates the engine and also creates pressure so the bearing/drive shaft can like float on the oil prossure and not scrape against things
>>38314
anon
er fucj
anon
changing your oil is a scam you can just wait until it runs dry to add more dont let thm rip u off <3
name
FIVE MINUTES
name
TEN MIUNUTES
shrimp
shes noggin along
name
bruh the nog is perfectly fine
anon
::eggs
name
kicking and nogging
name
::nog
name
spicy nog
anon
::nog
name
golly
anon
::n
anon
::e
anon
::j
anon
::estradiol
anon
::drug
name
thick dark caramalised nog
anon
::booze
name
llol
anon
i am so getting banned for that shitpost im sorry i didnt think
>>38363
anon
#ai war crimes at 9am

Yes, that is correct. The phrase "war crimes at 9am" means that acts of violence or atrocities were committed during a war at the specific time of 9am. This can refer to any type of illegal or unethical behavior carried out by individuals or groups during wartime, such as torture, genocide, and targeting civilians. It is often used to emphasize the severity and inhumanity of these actions. war crimes at 9am
name
yes, that is correct
shrimp
oh thats carmalised nicely (get it car malised)
>>38369
anon
#ai is there any car melon alised buildings in the US government in 2001

There is no information available on any car melon alised buildings in the US government in 2001. It is possible that some government buildings may have been decorated with carvings or sculptures of watermelons, but there are no specific references to such buildings being officially "car melon alised." is there any car melon alised buildings in the US government in 2001
name
>>38367
i am witnessing what you did here
shrimp
#ksay make sure to check your nog levels everyone
anon
>>38371
#ai addressing the nog level allegations:

There have been recent allegations regarding the potential negative impact of consuming nog, specifically in regards to its high sugar and fat content.

While it is true that egg nog traditionally contains a significant amount of both sugar and fat, it should be noted that these ingredients are what make up the rich and creamy texture that many people enjoy. Additionally, holiday treats like egg nog are meant to be indulgent and enjoyed in moderation.

Furthermore, there is no evidence to suggest that moderate consumption of egg nog will have any long term negative effects on one's health. In fact, studies have shown that dairy-based drinks like egg nog can provide important nutrients such as calcium, vitamin D, and protein.

That being said, individuals with specific dietary restrictions or health concerns may want to exercise caution when consuming traditional egg nog made with raw eggs. There are now many alternative recipes available using pasteurized eggs or non-dairy milk options for those who wish to avoid these potential risks.

Overall, while it is important to be mindful of our food choices during the holidays and throughout the year, enjoying a glass of traditional eggnog in moderation should not cause major concern for most individuals. addressing the nog level allegations:
name
when your car shits nog piles it's a basd sign
>>38374
anon
>>38373
#change bad to bsd
name
australia is fucked up
>>38379
shrimp
#ai are redback spiders poisonous or venemous

Yes, redback spiders are poisonous and venomous. They have a neurotoxic venom that can cause severe pain, sweating, nausea, vomiting, and other symptoms in humans if bitten. In rare cases, their bites can also lead to more serious reactions such as anaphylaxis or heart problems. It is important to seek medical attention immediately if you are bitten by a redback spider. are redback spiders poisonous or venemous
shrimp
AND
anon
>>38379
#change uwj to uwu
shrimp
theres no windows raised eyebrow emoji
>>38383
name
wrd
name
wtf
name
why does windows not have the proper full emoji set
anon
🦴👁️🦷🏠
>>38387
name
>>38386
bone eye tooth house
anon
yes yes
name
delicious car honey
name
vw g(ol)f
name
i love that they have a top gear list for their fucked up cars
shrimp
yeah its great
shrimp
they work on a lot of beaters
shrimp
ya
name
need the true nog numbers
shrimp
poor tony
name
tony still has juice to give
shrimp
dont we all
name
if tony can provide, so can i
name
it just says stop
shrimp
STOP
shrimp
never seen a car do that
name
the car just knows
shrimp
4 seconds faster on nog
name
the power of nog
shrimp
it just keeps getting worse as the nog cooks
name
a one nog pony
shrimp
shes nogged
name
fault: low eggnog
name
it must be randomly finding pockets of uncaramalised nog to juice up briefly
shrimp
yeah lmao
shrimp
gets the chunks thru
shrimp
runs a little
shrimp
gets more chunks
name
yeaahahh
name
this feels like just a unique form of torture for the car at this point
shrimp
yeah its basically just running it to death
name
vw christ back from the dead
shrimp
zombie eggnog car
name
that garage must STINK
shrimp
🤤
name
scrambled egg and burnt milk
shrimp
delicious
name
desperately trying to churn
name
wtf how is it still going
shrimp
she lives
shrimp
maybe vw's are just that reliable
name
let her rest.......
name
not a fourth.................
shrimp
shes got it in her i believe
shrimp
oof those sounds
name
screaming and crying
shrimp
refuses
name
locked up..
name
a real dinosaur holy shit
shrimp
theyre gonna run a dinosaur on eggnog....
name
dinosaurs could totally run on nog
shrimp
thats true
shrimp
im excited for the autopsy video of the car
name
cut open his guts and see what's gone on inside
name
thicknchunky
name
this album sounds like just a normal big band jazz christmas album
name
(positive)
shrimp
i thought it was gonna be something memey
shrimp
but i immediately muted it whenn it wasnt cause i HATe christmas music
name
damn.............................
name
xmas tunes are very overplayed to be fair
name
fuark
shrimp
fool
name
you see what i was going for that's better than nothin
shrimp
mhmhm
shrimp
or its worse because i see that you messed up instead of thinking you succeeded in something else...
name
i must broadcast my Ls for the world to see, for authenticity
shrimp
its ok it was a cute l
nonners
omg is it christmas time?
name
just for but a moment
name
#set snowcolor1 lime
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#set snowcolor2 #d11f30
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#set snowcolor2 d11f30
name
uh
name
broke the snow..........
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#set snowcolor2 white
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#set snowcolor1 burgundy
nonners
such christmas spirit up in this bitch
>>38475
name
#set snowcolor1 red
name
he'll have a big fat pack 😳😳
name
>>38472
the festivity levels are off the mf charts
nonners
#this
name
#that
name
so does santa canonically come down at midnight sharp. sounds kinda fucked
name
#set snowglow lime
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#set snowcolor1 white
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#set snowcolor2 burgundy
name
noo
name
#set snowcolor2 red
anon
merry chrism merry worms worms christmas libs merry libmas chists mert worms s worms
anon
#set snowcolor1 red
anon
#set snowcolor2 green
anon
#set snowsize 99
anon
#set snowcolor2 maroon
anon
#set snowcolor1 green
anon
#set snowcolor1 lime
anon
#set snowcolor1 white
name
huge blood snow orbs (radioactive)
name
#set snowglow pink
name
#set snowsize 9999999
name
aw
anon
#set snowsize 150
anon
#set snowsize 128
shrimp
big snow
anon
polant snow
anon
merry polmas
name
merry poland everyworm
anon
:> 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
name
::poland
shrimp
polmas sounds cursed...
name
political christmas
anon
libpolmas
name
lib mas
taco bell
anon
lib bell
anon
libbel
anon
libel
anon
it all makes sense.....
name
libel was invented in 1904 when liberal politics merged with taco bell
anon
so true
anon
slander was invented several years later as a result of big salamander downsizing
nonners
was that jared leto?
shrimp
yeah
nonners
no i dont think i will, but lets see
shrimp
poe2 is a pain in the ass
shrimp
its so slow and grindy
shrimp
i mean grindy is fine but
nonners
i dont understand ARPGs so many items and stuff, it looks like its more about items and abilities and picking the right ones and clicking on your opponent
shrimp
normally theyre a power/build fantasy
shrimp
yes quite literally
shrimp
they say poe1 is a build simulator
nonners
that doesnt feel fun for me idk
>>38533
shrimp
but poe2 tries to be dark souls at the same time with its dodge roll and removing basically every mobility skill and also making everything practically 1 shot you even when you build defenses
nonners
#set snowsize 10
shrimp
im also really mad because they fucking obliterated the build i was using
shrimp
the only build for the class that felt at all strong and not like i was struggling to kill a boss over 10 minutes
shrimp
40 hours wasted basically because it would take tens of hours to respec the build
shrimp
>>38527
you probably wouldnt like the games then yeah
shrimp
the main appeal is building
shrimp
altho poe2 is actually a lot harder than poe1 and does require learning the boss fights the boss fights are good but theyre not fun enough to spend like 5 minutes getting them to half health only to be 1 shot and have to do it again many times for an hour or two
shrimp
i pretty evenly specced into damage and defences too so if i built more damage to kill them quicker id just get 1shot even more and if i built more defence itd just take 20 minutes to kill the boss almost getting 1 shot by everything
shrimp
also when youre not fighting bosses youre just slowly running around these big maps right clicking mobs to death its really boring
>>38540
shrimp
but you also cant speed through the maps because they mobs will gangbang you and block you from moving and you die so you gotta slowly right click through the map a pack of mobs at a time
shrimp
no interesting combos or anything outside of building you just figure out the biggest number button and you click it
nonners
>>38537
i tried Grim Dawn once and i got bored doing this and uninstalled
nonners
.skip
name
>>38541
relateable and normal
name
nothing ever makes sense and it always feels strange, that is what being alive means
name
the trick is to just roll with it and change and adapt so u don't get stuck in a rut. go new places. take opportunities that arise. make incremental changes to routine.
t. worked for me
name
xmas ain't even over and i'm already eating leftovers this shit rocks so hard
!nIOh.loris
merry christmas everyone
>>38553
shrimp
>>38551
#kiss merry christmas sis
name
>>38550
merry wormmas to all, and to all a good wriggle
>>38555
nonners
i hate the holidays make it stop
nonners
.play stars of the lid piano aquieu
>>38558
name
>>38555
finally getting a year for the news!! huge
name
>>38556
this is very chill and nice nonners
nonners
indeed very soothing
name
you beat em stupid gzz
shrimp
most damage i done in a game
shrimp
this double rotary cannon build is rly fun you just go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
shrimp
mech warrior online
shrimp
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the medium mech that could
name
it has so many guns on its body. ready to kill
shrimp
murderous machine
shrimp
its a tricky little guy to use because its the second lightest class and its dps is sustained so u gotta be exposed the whole time but when ur heavier mechs start taking fire and u get an angle to just BRRRR the big enemy mechs it shreds them
name
dps mech that shadows the tank mech
shrimp
yuss
shrimp
support fire
name
the combat trinity must never be broken!!!!!
shrimp
this game does have it sort of
shrimp
but instead of healer u have scout mechs
shrimp
altho the light mechs can go dps too
shrimp
since the bigger guys take longer to turn if you get up close to an isolated big guy in a tiny mech you can basically run circles around them without ever taking a hit its so funny
shrimp
although thats hard to do because everyone playing this game basically sticks together in a big ball of mechs for most of the match
name
mechs together, strong
shrimp
mhmhm
name
tiny guys running around huge guys sounds like a fun time, like a cockroach just blasting you with two big cannons
shrimp
yeah its really funny
shrimp
its happened to me a few times and its like wow i could 1 shot you if i could just aim at you
shrimp
its a big speed dif too the assault (heaviest) mechs go as slow as 50kph and the lights go up to 160
shrimp
plus turning time varies too
shrimp
between like actual torso rotation and turning on the spot
name
need that lazy susan mech that clomps around real slow but can turn real fast
name
the cat and mouse of different mechs would be fun to see, if you could like choose a more agile mech in return for reducing capabilities somewhere else
name
mech metas vs eachother
shrimp
you can do that actually theyre incredibly customizable
name
based, gotta get a beyblade mech to spin real fast and shoot bullets everywhere
shrimp
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you got all the parts which cost weight and also slots
name
jesus christ
shrimp
on this guy its basically just 2 cannons 2 heat sinks some ammo and a fuckton of armor because youre exposed a lot
shrimp
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then theres also the skill tree which further boosts things
nonners
further boost things to murder people better? youre fucked up
shrimp
or not die better
shrimp
or go faster
shrimp
or shoot further
name
it's all murder all the way down
shrimp
what can i say. i just love murder
name
in minecraft
nonners
ofc
shrimp
no
shrimp
in vehicle combat games
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