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STOP
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never seen a car do that
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the car just knows
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4 seconds faster on nog
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the power of nog
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it just keeps getting worse as the nog cooks
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a one nog pony
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shes nogged
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fault: low eggnog
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it must be randomly finding pockets of uncaramalised nog to juice up briefly
shrimp
yeah lmao
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gets the chunks thru
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runs a little
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gets more chunks
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yeaahahh
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this feels like just a unique form of torture for the car at this point
shrimp
yeah its basically just running it to death
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vw christ back from the dead
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zombie eggnog car
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that garage must STINK
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🤤
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scrambled egg and burnt milk
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delicious
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desperately trying to churn
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wtf how is it still going
shrimp
she lives
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maybe vw's are just that reliable
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let her rest.......
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not a fourth.................
shrimp
shes got it in her i believe
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oof those sounds
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screaming and crying
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refuses
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locked up..
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a real dinosaur holy shit
shrimp
theyre gonna run a dinosaur on eggnog....
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dinosaurs could totally run on nog
shrimp
thats true
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im excited for the autopsy video of the car
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cut open his guts and see what's gone on inside
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thicknchunky
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this album sounds like just a normal big band jazz christmas album
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(positive)
shrimp
i thought it was gonna be something memey
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but i immediately muted it whenn it wasnt cause i HATe christmas music
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damn.............................
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xmas tunes are very overplayed to be fair
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fuark
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fool
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you see what i was going for that's better than nothin
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mhmhm
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or its worse because i see that you messed up instead of thinking you succeeded in something else...
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i must broadcast my Ls for the world to see, for authenticity
shrimp
its ok it was a cute l
nonners
omg is it christmas time?
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just for but a moment
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#set snowcolor1 lime
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#set snowcolor2 #d11f30
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#set snowcolor2 d11f30
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uh
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broke the snow..........
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#set snowcolor2 white
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#set snowcolor1 burgundy
nonners
such christmas spirit up in this bitch
>>38475
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#set snowcolor1 red
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he'll have a big fat pack 😳😳
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>>38472
the festivity levels are off the mf charts
nonners
#this
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#that
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so does santa canonically come down at midnight sharp. sounds kinda fucked
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#set snowglow lime
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#set snowcolor1 white
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#set snowcolor2 burgundy
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noo
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#set snowcolor2 red
anon
merry chrism merry worms worms christmas libs merry libmas chists mert worms s worms
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#set snowcolor1 red
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#set snowcolor2 green
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#set snowsize 99
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#set snowcolor2 maroon
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#set snowcolor1 green
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#set snowcolor1 lime
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#set snowcolor1 white
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huge blood snow orbs (radioactive)
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#set snowglow pink
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#set snowsize 9999999
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aw
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#set snowsize 150
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#set snowsize 128
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big snow
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polant snow
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merry polmas
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merry poland everyworm
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:> 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
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::poland
shrimp
polmas sounds cursed...
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political christmas
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libpolmas
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lib mas
taco bell
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lib bell
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libbel
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libel
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it all makes sense.....
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libel was invented in 1904 when liberal politics merged with taco bell
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so true
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slander was invented several years later as a result of big salamander downsizing
nonners
was that jared leto?
shrimp
yeah
nonners
no i dont think i will, but lets see
shrimp
poe2 is a pain in the ass
shrimp
its so slow and grindy
shrimp
i mean grindy is fine but
nonners
i dont understand ARPGs so many items and stuff, it looks like its more about items and abilities and picking the right ones and clicking on your opponent
shrimp
normally theyre a power/build fantasy
shrimp
yes quite literally
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they say poe1 is a build simulator
nonners
that doesnt feel fun for me idk
>>38533
shrimp
but poe2 tries to be dark souls at the same time with its dodge roll and removing basically every mobility skill and also making everything practically 1 shot you even when you build defenses
nonners
#set snowsize 10
shrimp
im also really mad because they fucking obliterated the build i was using
shrimp
the only build for the class that felt at all strong and not like i was struggling to kill a boss over 10 minutes
shrimp
40 hours wasted basically because it would take tens of hours to respec the build
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>>38527
you probably wouldnt like the games then yeah
shrimp
the main appeal is building
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altho poe2 is actually a lot harder than poe1 and does require learning the boss fights the boss fights are good but theyre not fun enough to spend like 5 minutes getting them to half health only to be 1 shot and have to do it again many times for an hour or two
shrimp
i pretty evenly specced into damage and defences too so if i built more damage to kill them quicker id just get 1shot even more and if i built more defence itd just take 20 minutes to kill the boss almost getting 1 shot by everything
shrimp
also when youre not fighting bosses youre just slowly running around these big maps right clicking mobs to death its really boring
>>38540
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but you also cant speed through the maps because they mobs will gangbang you and block you from moving and you die so you gotta slowly right click through the map a pack of mobs at a time
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no interesting combos or anything outside of building you just figure out the biggest number button and you click it
nonners
>>38537
i tried Grim Dawn once and i got bored doing this and uninstalled
nonners
.skip
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>>38541
relateable and normal
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nothing ever makes sense and it always feels strange, that is what being alive means
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the trick is to just roll with it and change and adapt so u don't get stuck in a rut. go new places. take opportunities that arise. make incremental changes to routine.
t. worked for me
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xmas ain't even over and i'm already eating leftovers this shit rocks so hard
!nIOh.loris
merry christmas everyone
>>38553
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>>38551
#kiss merry christmas sis
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>>38550
merry wormmas to all, and to all a good wriggle
>>38555
nonners
i hate the holidays make it stop
nonners
.play stars of the lid piano aquieu
>>38558
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>>38555
finally getting a year for the news!! huge
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>>38556
this is very chill and nice nonners
nonners
indeed very soothing
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you beat em stupid gzz
shrimp
most damage i done in a game
shrimp
this double rotary cannon build is rly fun you just go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
shrimp
mech warrior online
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the medium mech that could
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it has so many guns on its body. ready to kill
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murderous machine
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its a tricky little guy to use because its the second lightest class and its dps is sustained so u gotta be exposed the whole time but when ur heavier mechs start taking fire and u get an angle to just BRRRR the big enemy mechs it shreds them
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dps mech that shadows the tank mech
shrimp
yuss
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support fire
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the combat trinity must never be broken!!!!!
shrimp
this game does have it sort of
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but instead of healer u have scout mechs
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altho the light mechs can go dps too
shrimp
since the bigger guys take longer to turn if you get up close to an isolated big guy in a tiny mech you can basically run circles around them without ever taking a hit its so funny
shrimp
although thats hard to do because everyone playing this game basically sticks together in a big ball of mechs for most of the match
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mechs together, strong
shrimp
mhmhm
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tiny guys running around huge guys sounds like a fun time, like a cockroach just blasting you with two big cannons
shrimp
yeah its really funny
shrimp
its happened to me a few times and its like wow i could 1 shot you if i could just aim at you
shrimp
its a big speed dif too the assault (heaviest) mechs go as slow as 50kph and the lights go up to 160
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plus turning time varies too
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between like actual torso rotation and turning on the spot
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need that lazy susan mech that clomps around real slow but can turn real fast
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the cat and mouse of different mechs would be fun to see, if you could like choose a more agile mech in return for reducing capabilities somewhere else
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mech metas vs eachother
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you can do that actually theyre incredibly customizable
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based, gotta get a beyblade mech to spin real fast and shoot bullets everywhere
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you got all the parts which cost weight and also slots
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jesus christ
shrimp
on this guy its basically just 2 cannons 2 heat sinks some ammo and a fuckton of armor because youre exposed a lot
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then theres also the skill tree which further boosts things
nonners
further boost things to murder people better? youre fucked up
shrimp
or not die better
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or go faster
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or shoot further
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it's all murder all the way down
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what can i say. i just love murder
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in minecraft
nonners
ofc
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no
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in vehicle combat games
nonners
vehicular combat indeed
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aple
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orng
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terrible awful no-good
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terrible awful no-good
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need a cat with 4 apples/oranges on its head to continue the streak
shrimp
it would be too powerful
anon
merry christmas lovelies!!!!!!!
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merry crimmy anon
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merry crimea anonynumsonsmons
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another cool thing about this mech game is that its free to play but its very friendly with its paid stuff like its given me a month of premium time for free lol
>>38627
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>>38624
his face just got more masculine
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>>38625
fucking swag, free premium month
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that's a good way to do it. show ppl that it's a good time and worth the money
shrimp
the first 25 games give you a fuck ton of stuff so you can build/buy a few mechs right away
shrimp
yeah
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im kinda mad this game has been out for 12 years and i only discovered it 2 days ago
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12 years of content 2 explore
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ya its a lil overwhelming with all the mechs
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and weapons
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and customization
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jumping into old games with fuckloads of stuff already there is always overwhelming, makes sense to the oldies but noobs just hit with all the shit they have no idea what to do with
shrimp
yeah
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id iamgine this is how new league players feel
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cat with multiple lemons on its head. hardmode cause they're curvy
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woah
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catgirl donald
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scary
nonners
>>38618
ikr, what the fuck is his problem?
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sometimes a cat just gotta pose with three oranges on he head
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ain;t no thang
shrimp
why does he need 3
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one for now, one for later (snack), and one in case he gets hungry later on and has no food around
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he's planning for the future
nonners
#ai whay are the chances of randomly dying in sleep

The chances of randomly dying in your sleep are very low. According to a study published in the Journal of the American College of Cardiology, only about 10% of deaths occur during sleep, and most of these are due to natural causes such as heart disease or other medical conditions.

Additionally, the likelihood of dying in your sleep increases with age and certain risk factors such as obesity, smoking, and chronic health conditions. However, for an otherwise healthy individual under 50 years old without any known risk factors or underlying health issues, the chances of randomly dying in their sleep are extremely rare.

It is important to remember that sudden death can happen at any time and it is always recommended to practice good overall health habits including regular exercise, a balanced diet and managing stress levels. If you have concerns about your overall health or experience symptoms that may indicate an underlying condition,it is important to consult with a healthcare professional for proper evaluation and treatment.
whay are the chances of randomly dying in sleep
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10% is pretty high
nonners
innit
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nini nonners
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>>38662
are the trees 2d sprites or is that just how they look, graphics are super cool
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>>38665
basic ai image gen is so simple... doesn't understand.....
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i think theyre 3d its just being downscaled from 1440p to 480p
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>orange
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no u
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awful
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>>38676
#picflip (you are generating images too frequently. please try again later)
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no YOU are generating images too frequently. i'm not doing ANYTHING here
shrimp
so true
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some good images on the boo roo
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::good image
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:;good
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::good
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you lied
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damn wtf
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it's all nice this nice that, but no good?
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very sad...
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how are there still so many ai boymoders!!
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::joyous
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::mirthful
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::ecstatic
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if there are no words for each synonym of happy then it's a bad tagging system
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the point is to have every word
>>38699
yes yes yes exactly
shrimp
it should have every synonym
>>38698
shrimp
#ai every synonym for happy:

1. Joyful
2. Delighted
3. Content
4. Pleased
5. Ecstatic
6. Gleeful
7. Elated
8\. Jovial
9\. Cheerful
10\. Blissful
11\. Radiant
12\. Satisfied
13\. Thrilled
14\. Euphoric
15.\ Excited
16.\ Grateful
17.\ Jubilant
18.\ Merry
19.\ Overjoyed
20.\ Serene
every synonym for happy:
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::merry
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::euphoric
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booru pics should do a synonym search on every search miss so u always get a generally correct image
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it's about CONTENT
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we need it
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#poll bury's shoes/yes/no
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why is it snowing
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#set snowcolor2 yellow
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now it's bad snowing
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all snow is bad snow
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what about the snow that you make snow angels with and have a whimsical romp within. is that bad snow
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i have never done that lol
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.......
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snow is just cold and makes things harder and it’s cold and cold and slippery
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this is true, it gets very cold and hard to move around,....
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no it’s VERY cold
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like it was -17 when i left
>>38722
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i am in peaceful 0 temps now
>>38722
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booger btw
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hiiii
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like shorts and sweater
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0c is like frozen the disney film (cold)
>>38731
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all boymoders can be culturally enriched through awards
booger
>>38727
barely it’s pretty warm
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#dumbai it's 0 degrees celcius outside and it feels pretty warm! i don't understand why people are wearing jackets and coats, they must be crazy. i heard that the earth is actually flat and the sun revolves around us, not the other way around. but then again, my friend told me that's not true and that we live on a big round ball in space. i don't know who to believe!

also, did you know that vaccines are actually bad for you? my cousin's friend's sister got a vaccine and now she has superpowers! but my mom says vaccines are important to keep us healthy. i'm so confused.

oh, and have you heard about this new diet where you only eat ice cream? apparently it makes you lose weight because your body has to work harder to digest it. but my doctor said that's not true and we need a balanced diet with fruits and vegetables. who should i listen to?

i also read on the internet that aliens are real and they're living among us disguised as humans. but then my teacher said that's just a conspiracy theory. i don't know what to believe anymore!

one thing i do know for sure is that unicorns are real. my friend's uncle's neighbor saw one in their backyard last week. they're probably just hiding from us because they're shy creatures.

anyway, gotta go now. i have to study for my geography test tomorrow where we have to label all the countries on a map of the world. wait... there are more than 10 countries? mind blown!
it's 0 degrees celcius outside and it feels pretty warm!
booger
>>38734
two flights april
booger
i was like 2ft from your home at one point probably
>>38742
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cokeface lemoncat
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she's transitioning. lemoncat is getting there
shrimp
eggs for eyes
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yolkeyes and cracked skin but killer cheekbones
shrimp
.play nascar aloe i throw a fit
booger
april
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laptop
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mapril
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maypril
booger
shut up melody and laptop
booger
don’t make fun of me
>>38767
booger
or i’ll
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whatll u do huh
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i’ll
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huh
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huh
laptop 💻
huh
booger
when i get back on my puter you’ll get it!!!
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oh i wonder
booger
>>38776
this isn’t even making fun of me cuz these plants are terrifying
>>38782
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oh interesting
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>>38779
the fear you feel is all part of my master plan
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>>38785
i mean she's reading it so maybe it's talking about someone else who can't read
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well its like the prompt is >she cant even read this, and then it gens a black lady
>>38790
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>>38786
this might be true
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>>38788
i guess as long as the resulting imagine isn't evil then i think it's fine
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hm ok
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seems coincidental
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>>38795
attempting to but cant
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>>38796
#reply

I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Can you please provide more context or clarify your statement?
>>38800
booger
NO I DO NOT ANT TO PTOVIDE CONTECT SIRE
laptop 💻
she cant type..
booger
i’m on my phone i do not have a ‘puter for 8 days
>>38806
laptop 💻
hitting the eggnog too hard
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phoneposting is a unique hell tbqhwy be real afaict
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yeah i hate typing on mobile
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>>38802
how have you survived.... eight days....

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