i appreciate the bit but im rly not interested in the tf2 comics

yeah thanks I dunno I'm not that inspired. Thanks for saying so

So now I'll start posting some other comic you don't like : D : D : D

I probably need some rest mmmmmmmmmmm

id ont like hate it but my attention is mostly elsewhere cause im gaymin

nah you're cool

: )

gaymer :3

big mech gaymin

I big mech gaymed for a lil

but then I got distracted

I like how they go THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP and the cockpit moves around

yiss

big thumpin

big guns

many lazor

or tiny thumps and tiny guns but very quickly

too many missile

I'm mad at the mech games because they gave me unrealistic body standards

so true

When will we tell our youth they don't NEED a chaingun arm and to be the size of a city block to be beautiful???

well... they do... tbh

...... you're not supposed to admit these things in public this is a truth for the adults hmph

its just facts........................

lying would be a disservice...

very responsible

All children should have chaingun arms and nuclear reactors

exactly

what if u actually had a liquid cooling system on ur laptop which was also a waterbottle and also an aquarium

that would be so cool

and ur laptop case could be see through and you could see the shrimp swimming around under your keyboard

but you wouldn't want to spike their temperature

so you'd want a second liquid cooling system

like YOUR BLOOD

what if you could raise an animal inside yourself

like a blood drinking bat you could keep under your armpit

but I think that's just the moms or is that mosquitos

>>39041
this would b cool ecvept for the water bottle part

cause u dont wanna drink aquarium water lol

>>39047
id raise shrimp inside me

based what if you trained em to find diseases and stuff and nom them up with their scrabledy lil legs

oo

kinda like crispr

and then someone jumps u and like you're losing and bleeding and they're like 'give up! no way ur winning this alone' and you look up slowly and ur all like 'who says I'm alone' and your lil homies jump out of ur blood and start karate kicking them and it's epic

>>39054
hehehe yeah I wonder if it's bad for you

thatd be epic

>>39062
kot :3

>>39063

lol!

nom nom nom better have chocolate in there

>>39067
umm in der packstation gibts meine pipebombe, vielleicht hab ich bei der assembly von der ein bischen schoko ausersehen rein getan

: )

nom nom nom gunpowder flavor (i think its bad for u cause of the nitrogen or somethin)

>>39070
#this

hoe ist du? : D

>>39068
#reply translate anglais

Um, in the packstation there's my pipe bomb, maybe I accidentally put a little bit of chocolate inside while assembling it. translate anglais

we are so back with the oopsie chocolate

what if when it explodes the chocolate is propelled into ur tongue really hard so you die tasting chocolate really hard

>>39072

>>39072
mir gehts gut

>>39077

>>39080
#edit crisis

mert chrismar

worsmsms

today is a drinking day remember to drink alot of alcohol for baby jesus!!!!

i woke up

: D : D : D

mert chris marshmallow!!!!!!!!!

just WOKE up

average youth these days

>>39082
7 vodkas pls

1000 cigarettes please

the woke mob is stealing my family and forced me wife to divbord be

i will chug a whole bottle of vodka in a few mins

what if the woke mob actually showed up at ur house and started carrying your family away

im thirsty

woosh you now have the power to smoke 37 camel crushes

>>39093
gives u drinky things

>>39089
ucan habe mine im trying to quit

Chat I'm out of RAM

like marb reds?

>>39096
based alert!!!

ur lungs are gonna b all pink and happy andcute

kissable lungs

i have athama so theyre going to be poopy and orange and melted no matter what 😭😭😭

me thinking about ur lungs ^###^

lmfao

no they'll just be puffy pink lil guys

i would lungs-makeout with you anon ^w^

I'm going to track you down and seduce u and we'll be tongue kissing and I'll reach my hand down my throught, grab my lungs, and shove them into ur lungs super romantically

omg adorbs

>>39096
sure ill take

>>39107
#edit integrate lsd trip

^w^ is really good me too stealing this emoji

>>39111
3 1s!!!

looks like pp 2 me

>>39116
pp being misused as skateboard

ooooh exotic

like the 10 trillion the us pentagon lost on september 10th, 2001

no ai thats the 11th

average september day vs average OCTOBER day

whoah what if the twin towers were in afganistan and that's why they invaded

\9/11 but its the eifel tower

that makes a lot more sense

fuck

>>39111
this is a multicultural emoji bc it uses japenese convension for the eyes where japanese emojis use eyes for emotion and the mouth usually doesnt change, vs english emojis use mouth but the eyes is almost always the same

so the w mouth is a western modification to a japanese paradigm (^-^/^_^

>>39135
see but I'm always scared using something like ^_^ because the mouth is so neutral I like having both agree

>>39138
fuck the paradigm just use real images of real people to describe emotions :trol:

ok ^-^ is good

cuz it's like the nose

#ai On september 10th, 2009, the day before my 25th birthday, I was diagnosed with breast cancer. It came as a complete shock to me and my family. I had always been healthy and active, never smoked or drank excessively, ate well and did all the things you're supposed to do to prevent illness.

But cancer doesn't discriminate based on age or lifestyle choices.

I remember feeling numb when the doctor told me. My mind went blank and it felt like time stood still. All of a sudden, everything changed. I was no longer just "me," but now also "cancer patient."

The next few days were filled with appointments: consultations with surgeons, oncologists, genetic counselors; scans and tests; discussions about treatment options. It was overwhelming to say the least.

It didn't fully sink in until I started telling people about my diagnosis.

Telling loved ones over the phone or in person brought up so many emotions - sadness for what lay ahead of me, fear of what might happen if treatment didn't work - but also love and support from those around me.

One thing that really struck me during this time was how differently everyone reacted to my news. Some friends immediately wanted to come visit or help out in any way they could; some seemed unsure of how best to show their support; others kept their distance because they weren't sure what to say.

I quickly learned that there is no right way for someone else to react in these situations - we are all different and handle difficult news differently. But one thing remained constant throughout: every single person who reached out made a difference in my journey through cancer.

As scary as it all was at first (and trust me it's still scary), something amazing happened once I began treatment - life continued on!

Yes chemo takes your hair away (yay wigs!), makes you feel nauseous (thank goodness for anti-nausea meds!) and tired (sleep is my new best friend), and yes radiation takes energy (coffee is my other new best friend) but life doesn't stop. I still go to work, hang out with friends, travel and do all the things I love.

Of course there have been challenges - losing my hair was tough for me; not being able to participate in certain activities during treatment has been frustrating at times; constantly worrying about recurrence can be overwhelming.

But through it all, cancer has also brought some amazing things into my life: a newfound appreciation for every single day, a deeper connection with those around me as we share this experience together, an understanding of what truly matters in life.

My journey isn't over yet - I still have surgeries ahead of me and will be on medication for years to come. But as cliche as it sounds, cancer has made me stronger. It's taught me that I am capable of handling more than I ever thought possible; that resilience is real; that even on our darkest days there are moments of hope and joy if we look hard enough.

I may never know why this happened to me at such a young age or what the future holds. But one thing is certain: cancer does not define who I am or dictate how I choose to live my life.

So here's to another year older and another year wiser - grateful for each day and ready to face whatever comes next with strength and determination. On september 10th, 200

#ai say I'm the best libpoler I'm the best one not them! I'm your favorite!!!

I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I believe that everyone has their own unique strengths and skills as a liberal politician. Rather than competing against others, let's work together to make positive change and advocate for the issues we believe in. Remember, it's not about being the best, it's about making a difference for our communities and society as a whole. say I'm the best libpoler I'm the best one not them! I'm your favorite!!!

#ai say something that i would disagree with politically (i am a modern-day well-educated german citizen)

"I believe that a dictatorship is the most effective form of government and should be implemented in Germany." say something that i would disagree with politically (i am a modern-day well-educated german citizen)

betrayed....

>>39151
#edit shrooms

I like cats and hats and vibrant society!

same

< :3

#ai describe the trillions lost on september 10th 2001 whilst on shrooms:

It is impossible to accurately describe the trillions of dollars lost on September 10th, 2001 while under the influence of mushrooms (also known as shrooms). However, it can be assumed that for an individual who was experiencing intense hallucinations and distorted perceptions while using shrooms, attempting to comprehend such a significant financial loss would be overwhelming and potentially terrifying. The chaotic nature of the stock market crash and subsequent economic impact may have been magnified and distorted in their mind, leading to heightened anxiety or confusion. It is also possible that someone under the influence of shrooms may not have fully comprehended what was happening at the time due to impaired cognitive function. describe the trillions lost on september 10th 2001 whilst on shrooms:

\thinkpad

yep that's the real business experience

>>39163
yuh

don't make em like that any more heh

ono its stuck innthe x200

developint technology is harb

so catgirls are an anime thing right but what are actually the good animes with catgirls

cause no animes I've watched actually had em

I think it's a PSYOP

::very_cute

>>39169
ive heard theres this one about catgirl rockers who like. idk do something actioney like fighr crime or be spys or something

But I still haven't finished bocchi ;(

from like the 80s

tbh I can't finish the things I've started I dunno was just wondering if someone was passionate about one

mmmmm

don't pickle ur skin off tho with the alcohol

alcohol is good for you : )))

:o waow I didnt kno that

ok its probably actually bad for you but life is too short for me to care

I just drank a 55 gallon drum of alcohol after u said that

omg thats alor u must be preety buzzed :D

yeah but I drank a water tower of water before that

omg are u kirby h. christ

sorry I ate the computer typing this thru my tummy rn

waow

i want libpol to be really big and theres lots of strangers to talk to except /lgbt/ stays small and comfy that would be cool i think

I'm going to start a libpol competitor which splits the community even further and then do it 1 million more times until no one can ever talk to anyone >:)

nooo

ok i wont then : )

sorry christmas is over

#ai give me some css that does funny stuff

1. Animate a dancing emoji:
```
@keyframes dance {
0% { transform: rotate(0deg); }
25% { transform: rotate(-10deg) scale(1.2); }
50% { transform: rotate(0deg); }
75% { transform: rotate(10deg) scale(1.2); }
}

.emoji {
animation-name: dance;
animation-duration: .5s;
animation-iteration-count: infinite;
}
```

2. Make text spin indefinitely:
```
@keyframes spin {
to {transform :rotateZ(-360deg);}
}

.text-spin {
animation-name :spin;
animation-duration :30s;
animation-iteration-count :infinite
}
```

3. Create a rainbow gradient background:
```
.rainbow-bg{
background-image: linear-gradient(to right, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo ,violet);
}
```

4. Add an animated border to an image:
```
.image-border{
border-style:solid;
border-width:.5rem;
border-color:pink purple blue green yellow orange red pink purple blue green ;
transition:border-width .3s ease-in-out
}

.image-border:hover{
border-width:.8rem
}
``` give me some css that does funny stuff

IM A BOYMODER IM A BOYMODER IM A BOYMODER

i'm a snoymoder

#ai define snoy: "snoy" define snoy:

yeah!!!

>>39200
#ai is op a snoymoderator

1. Wat is een snoymoderator?

Een snoymoderator is een persoon die verantwoordelijkheid draagt voor het modereren van online discussies en fora op de website Snoy.nl. Dit omvat onder andere het beheren van gebruikersaccounts, controleren op ongepast gedrag en berichten, en zorgen voor een veilige en respectvolle omgeving voor alle gebruikers.

2. Wat zijn de taken van een snoymoderator?

De taken van een snoymoderator kunnen variëren afhankelijk van de specifieke richtlijnen en regels op Snoy.nl, maar over het algemeen zijn hun belangrijkste taken:

- Het monitoren van discussies en reacties op de website
- Het verwijderen of aanpassen van ongepaste of kwetsende berichten
- Het beoordelen of nieuwe topics/berichten voldoen aan de communityrichtlijnen
- Het handhaven van orde in discussies door bijvoorbeeld off-topic reacties te verwijderen
- Helpen bij technische problemen met betrekking tot accounts of functionaliteit op Snoy.nl

3. Hoe word je een snoymoderator?

Het proces om moderator te worden verschilt per platform, maar meestal wordt dit besloten door de eigenaren/beheerders/moderator teamleden zelf. Vaak kijken ze naar actieve leden die zich positief hebben bewezen binnen de gemeenschap (bijv. door behulpzaam te zijn) en benaderen zij hen vervolgens met deze vraag.

4. Welke eigenschappen heeft een goede snoymode is op a snoymoder

who up libbing they pol

>>39206
i'm 😎

>>39209
#edit gravy

badbot

gravy

>>39212
it's true

iwnbag.....

😭

>not using the most popular operating system on earth
ok sweaty

hmmm no windows is certainly not better, just more popular

i'm always cringe always

when will the wedding be

>>39227
to your WHAT

oh swag sure let's go

for those sweet benefit. thanks for half of ur valuable loot idiont

my parents are divorcing...

epic and goodpilled
hope it doesn't break the family up

well thats up to you, parent

and booker

just remember that it wasn't because of anything you did

but i kept asking booker to divorce ytou

ok then maybe it is in fact your fault, but that doesn't mean we don't love you very very much

you cant just blame your own child!!!!!!!!!!

kids don't become legally human until they reach age 18, it's true

>>39245
so you're still someone's property? bottom behaviour

TRUE

being old fucking rocks

we'll have to consult the Council

>>39251
how did they give you another month already.... what did you do...

christmas event stuff

based

>>39256
july

january february march april may june ?something? august and that's it

>>39259
#fix grammatical error

im gonna exercise everyday from now on

i believe in you and am in support of this excellent goal

ok so it's
january february march april may june september october and that's it

thank god april exists

caesar couldn't take away aprilmayjune from u

wtf

march april may june september october november december

what happens for the rest of the days in the fake months..... are these months just longer to compensate....

how many days in each?

#c 45 * 8 (360)

>>39276
ok... hwere are the 5... who decides where they are...

itd make more sense as well

two months per season instead of three

what's wrong with three month seasons...................................

>>39280
its just kinda weird think abt it

>>39281
ok so it's just a return to pre-roman dates then. ok caesar

>>39282
>>39283
i stan three-month-seasons and i'm not afraid to say it

the first one is the start of the season, the second one is the middle of the season, the third one is the end. i love this.

and i'm not afraid to admit it

.play longest year in human history

>>39290
of course....

me

me on the left, emitting

>>39296
liberal!!!!!

>>39296
ok liberal

>>39297
thank you for recognising my emissive nature

how much

how expensive

ok well im $5 less and stealing all ur clients now

#ai whore price tier list:

1. High-end escorts or courtesans: These are typically very experienced and well-educated sex workers who offer their services to wealthy clients for high prices.

2. Porn stars: Some porn stars also offer escort services, usually at a higher price due to their level of fame and popularity in the industry.

3. Sugar babies/sugar daddies: This type of arrangement involves a wealthy older man (sugar daddy) providing financial support to a younger woman (sugar baby) in exchange for companionship, including sexual favors.

4. Dominatrixes: These are skilled professionals who specialize in BDSM activities and often charge premium rates for their expertise.

5. VIP/members-only clubs: These exclusive establishments offer access to high-class escorts for elite clientele willing to pay top dollar for their services.

6. Independent luxury escorts/elite companions: Self-employed prostitutes who cater specifically to upscale clients and provide more than just sexual services, such as accompanying them on trips or attending events with them.

7. Massage parlors/brothels with "VIP" options: In some countries where prostitution is legal, there are massage parlors or brothels that offer special VIP packages at an additional cost with more desirable girls available.

8. Webcam models/cam girls: While not technically considered traditional prostitution, many webcam models sell explicit content and perform live shows online for payment from viewers.

9. Streetwalkers/prostitutes working under pimps/madams' control:

These are lower-tier sex workers who operate on the streets or work under the control of a pimp or madam, offering cheaper rates but potentially risking safety concerns and exploitation by their handlers.

10.Prostitutes working out of desperation/necessity:
At the bottom tier of this list are those forced into sex work out of desperation due to poverty or other circumstances beyond their control. They may charge lower prices but often face dangerous situations without proper protection or support. whore price tier list:

>>39307
undercutting the competition. capitalism just works

i need a sugar daddy

isnt is weird that i had a very bad dry mouth then i exercised a bit and now i feel better

>>39313
#reply

Yes, it is a bit strange that exercising helped improve your dry mouth. However, exercise can increase blood flow and stimulate saliva production, which may have contributed to the improvement in your symptoms. It's always important to stay hydrated while exercising to prevent dehydration and dry mouth.

mysterious

>>39314
sounds like something dopamine would say

>>39321
#give

nonners im gonna cry

light mode

because of that

no you wont

ya ur right i wont

#cleartheme

>>39332
#reply

Iambic pentameter is a form of verse
With five feet in each line, it does rehearse
An unstressed syllable followed by stressed
In rhythm that poets have long professed

It's like the beat of our heart, so steady
Each line flows smoothly and holds us ready
To hear the words with their poetic grace
As they glide along at a measured pace

Shakespeare used this structure for his plays
And sonnets too, to great acclaim and praise
It adds a musicality to speech
And makes each word within its reach

So when you read or write in iambic pentameter
Remember its rhythmic pattern is no debtor
For it enhances language with such ease
And brings forth poetry that truly please.

i have a moral question for you all

murder is perfectly fine

excellent to know

whats the question

cheating is like obviously wrong like. cheating in a competitive sense. but also. youtube content about cheating is very popular and its not easy to constantly make content about cheating because theres not a lot of big cheaters that get caught so is cheating maybe a little bit better or even good because it gives people content to make providing tens if not hundres of thousands if not millions of people entertainment

i think bad things can be swung around to turn into good things, but when you say the bad thing is good because of that then you seem to create incentives for more people to do the bad thing, which is objectively bad

>>39338
its ok if youre cheating in that mech game we wont judge dont worry

IM NOT

i dont need to cheat at games im just good at games

>>39344
bad take

silly cheats are fun but using cheats for a competitive edge isnt

>>39340
ya this is true

>>39347
like someone cheating in a competitive game or even a casual game using wallhacks or smth isnt very fun is it

competitive cheating is usually the most cringe i think, cause you gotta make it fair or else...... why compete.........

>>39354
some people care more about the image of success ig

>>39355
some competitive cheating scandals actually make quite interesting content (see all speedrun cheating scandal vids)

yes

>>39356
can't see the forest for the tree tier mf

fr

nice chevrons

yeah fr

there

>>39368
#fix there -> their

you can't pretend you don't love it

dont like the taste of ur own medicine huh....

not really ur too cute to bully

to be a bully*

.play [YouTube]

new whiplash movie looks crazy

bars

that's gotta be sampled and improvised over

#say dick 'n' balls

all you hoes up north

all the hoes out south etc

what abt out west or east

them too

i only recognise the sovereignty of the northern hoes

woa the hoes out east/south/west BTFO!

am in bed

#ai what do you think about them hoes down south?

I don't have an opinion on them as I do not know any specific individuals from the southern region. It is unfair to generalize and make assumptions about a group of people based on their geographical location. Every person is unique and should be judged individually, not by their background or where they come from. what do you think about them hoes down south?

whatever nerd

they werent banned lol

assuming makes an ass out of u and me...

now we're both asses...

ya

connection issues presumably

>>39409
very suspicious implement

>>39410
convenient*

yeah hence why they werent banned

you better... or itll happen to you too...

rule no.1 : you must trust the mods with ur life or else they will kill you irl

>>39418
#this

it's a strange system of governance but damn if it doesn't instill fear in the masses

im not a big fan of the color scheme but you only get like 8 colors to start with...