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anon
Because like people are so resistant to the smallest changes to not literally live in a plastic trash bin their entire lives, ticks me off
anon
it's the longterm problem. i think very very very longterm. i can fix all of these little issues of logistics but i need to like... do crimes against humanity to fix the long term issue.
>>451763
davesprite
>>451762
by the time we reach a point where food production and planetary carrying capacity are concerns again we will be able to bring new mineral resources in from space. that's how far away that is. and we can ship people off planet too.
right now we need to worry about surviving to that point
part of which means we need to stabilize (not decrease or increase) the population with an increase in the cratering birth rate
straw bury
#ksay heat from fire fire from heat
anon
yes, its very very far away, but imagine we have these SAME PROBLEMS except we have an interstellar empire spanning the entire galaxy. we wont go extinct when we have more than 1 planet, but the galaxy CAN turn into hell.
>>451766
davesprite
>>451765
yeah but our problem is just not that we breed more than we can feed ourselves. it's literally the opposite, we produce excessively but have nullified our procreative instincts to achieve it. we are balanced wrong yes, but in the opposite direction to overpopulation and famine of that cause.
i used to worry some about it as a factor of our food relying on the haber bosch process (oil) and warming decreasing crop yields, but we've made a lot of progress in indoor farming and alternative nitrogen fixing methods that portend another increase in food capacity soon unless society collapses and research dollars go away
>>451767
anon
>>451766
currently the problem is just logistics. we are being stupid about property rights and we arent utilizing our resources well. this is a simple and easy problem. so its not one i care much about.
>>451768
davesprite
>>451767
what do you mean by this?
like you can't just say "oh that's a solved problem idc" when it's literally not been solved
if it's so easy then what is roadblocking it? there are institutions and social dynamics at play here beyond just raw production output numbers. you can't just cut through that by confiscating anything unless you have a perfect dictator in reserve somewhere
anon
the current problem is that I am not an all powerful dictator
davesprite
*confiscating everything
davesprite
there's also human nature to consider
when you rearrange distributive mechanisms and social institutions around people, they adjust their behaviors in response
it's easy to lose our surplus. we very much could stop overproducing food and the planet starve, it just takes a few bad months. so economic adjustments matter.
coughlysenkocough
anon
i suppose i could make humanity like a secondary organism entirely subjugated by another organism, perhaps AI.
>>451775
davesprite
like the reason for things like the chinese famines or the holodomor
it's because people don't just naturally generate food points for the national food supply when you tell them to lol
anon
its really unsubtle though. history likes subtly.
anon
I posted some pics earlier in the thread! Yeah they were nice arts!
derrick_fan
wowzerinos
anon
was very good night
derrick_fan
thats awesome
anon
which you should wear! for comfort!
anon
i think i might get notes from my father walking around like that
rose
good news guys, made my own team in pokemon showdown n won with it yay
rose
quaquavel is rlly epic
anon
#ai how powerful is a default quest 2 headsets gaming hardware compared to an average 11 year old gaming computer???

not even close lmao. the quest 2 uses a mobile chip (xr2, basically a souped-up snapdragon 865) so it's targeting performance around a mid-range phone or switch at best. an average 11 year old gaming pc might have stuff like a core i5/i7 2nd/3rd gen and a gtx 660/760β€”still way beefier for real gaming workloads. the quest 2 is optimized for vr shit but raw power? even old desktop parts dunk on it. how powerful is a default quest 2 headsets gaming hardware compared to an average 11 year old gaming computer???
anon
>>451610
The indominable NADIE spirit
anon
#ksay nadie
anon
#ksay straw hug
anon
#ksay straw is great
straw bury
#ksay awaaaaawawawawawaw :3 :3 :3 :3 mrowwwww meow meow meow purrrrrr *nuzzles up against ur leg* ehehehe ^w^
anon
prrrrr rolls over on my belly nuzzle nuzzle nuzzle =^_^=
anon
mrowrrrr
straw bury
aaaaaaa *punces on u and nuzzles ur face* awawawa :3
anon
nuzzle nuzzle lick lick lick lick'
anon
awawawawa :3
nonners
i ate way too much todayu
>>451804
anon
>>451802
drink some water n walk around mbe
anon
nonners : )
nonners
ive been drinking lots of watrwer
nonners
but i need to be on my puter doing computations so i cant walk
>>451811
no. 528
the computer demands sacrifice
anon
" Just after midnight Friday, a corrections monitoring technician in New Orleans stepped away for food. When he left, the Orleans Justice Center had been in lockdown since 10:30 p.m., as it usually was, with inmates expected to be in their cells for the night.

But in the technician’s absence, several inmates began tampering with the door of Cell Delta 1006. They tugged and pulled until it broke open, and snuck into the handicap cell. Then, a man squeezed through a small hole in the wall behind a metal toilet.

Another followed. And another. Seven more would make their way through the tiny opening as 10 inmates fled from the New Orleans jail and into the warm, muggy night. They left a message on the wall on the way out.

β€œTo Easy LoL,” it read. "
>>451814
anon
lol
anon
oh that's a good one
anon
"The men, the youngest 19 years old and the oldest 42, face a wide array of charges including murder, aggravated assault with a firearm and domestic abuse battery"
ppl shouldn't do this stuff tho fr
no. 528
i take it back you do not in fact love to see this
anon
i am predisposed to be against the state. so my brain is telling me its good that they escaped even if they are objectively harmful on the net
>>451820
anon
"Toiletries left behind had been used to remove the toilet and sink, as well as bolts in the cell. At least one steel bar protecting plumbing fixtures appeared to have been intentionally cut using a tool, according to law enforcement."
many worms together STRONG
no. 528
they stole the bathroom supplies.......... no......
no. 528
>>451817
yeah this is my take too
if they do bad stuff again then that's bad but it's good that they aren't stuck in prison
anon
I'm going to become a career criminal stealing bathroom supplies and I'll get so good at it no prison can hold me
no. 528
can just use all the soap you stole to squeeze out thru the bars
anon
true or I'll condition my hair to an unbreakable level of strength and use it to cut through anything or as ro[e
anon
rope
no. 528
bars: cut
tall towers: rappelled down
anon
::sunglass4es
anon
balls:cut
tall tower: also down
no. 528
the penectomy prison shall hold no more prisoners
anon
"The group scaled a fence along Interstate 10, using blankets they brought to shield themselves from the barbed wire, law enforcement later said. The inmates dashed across train tracks and multiple lanes of traffic, on their way to a nearby neighborhood where they shed their jail jumpsuits. "
anon
they were ready gj
anon
yeah it's gross they'd maybe be used for prison labor too
no. 528
i'm swinging back around and now love to see it again
anon
I think some shit that really stops them from the beatings and killings would be good... idk what that would be tho
no. 528
antisocial reform needs to go a lot better than just "lock them up in a hole until they don't want to do it anymore"
>>451836
no. 528
prison is a good deterrent for most people but not everyone
anon
tbh i don't really believe in deterrents
anon
maybe that's just bravado on my part
anon
but i'd be more scared of my family being mad at me n friends being mad at me for getting arrested than losing my life
>>451840
no. 528
>>451839
new prison idea: shaming people who commit crimes
actually that's a very very old prison idea now i think abt it
anon
true
anon
new prison idea put a curse on evildoers
>>451845
no. 528
pillory-illus.webp
whereupon you end up here for stealing three of the King's hens
anon
i say it's lucky he hadn't a worse fate
no. 528
>>451842
once we invent magic i bet prison reform is gonna go thru some real changes
>>451847
no. 528
>>451846
to be fair.......... the builders had no reason to make the hole that big behind the toilet......
anon
suck my dick shouldn't be an insult imo
anon
if you disrespect the ppl who make your life good it's not a sustainable society
anon
"Williams himself had prosecuted Derrick Groves, one of the escapees who had been convicted of murdering two men"
waow not one but 2 murders
anon
" The first inmate captured, Kendell Myles, was arrested at 11:22 a.m., shortly after the public and district attorney had been notified. Myles had been hiding under a car at a hotel parking garage, law enforcement said. "
anon
RIP
anon
don't do this one chat
anon
going on the lam has gotta be really hard though today if you don't know what you're doing
anon
"Chief of Corrections Jay Mallett blamed the security breach on the facility’s infrastructure. A third of the security cameras in the facility are currently inoperable, including three cameras in the unit from which the escape occurred, according to the sheriff’s office. "
anon
bruh
no. 528
funny how so many problems are only noticed when the cameras are needed... no checks or upkeep or maintenance....
>>451861
anon
I could have done a much better job
anon
bloojgber x)
no. 528
vuuv
using netcat so that I can hide a shell and reopen it later makes me feel like an epic haxxor
>>451870>>451871>>451872
no. 528
damn that one is cool actually
no. 528
elgelg is truly evil
nonners
>>451889
this image is so huge wtf, it usually doesnt allow
no. 528
>>451889
very inchresting..........
i just name all my funny jpegs with descriptive names, does panoptikon do more than that?
>>451895
vuuv
it uses ai to tag photos
no. 528
ooo
no. 528
but it doesn't understand... the in jokes... the depths...
vuuv
>>451891
but I'm lazy. It can also do OCR and speech-to-text too (I don't use those features tho)
vuuv
ye
0.1111% bloober!boymodewng
>>451896
>does it work on video too ?
of course YOU would ask this bruh
>>451908
anon
does it love me will it marry me?
>>451903
vuuv
I did have to rename .jfif images (from twitter) to .jpeg for it to pick them up tho
>>451909
anon
desu
vuuv
desu
anon
#ai scientifically explain what causes physical discomfort from sitting all day long

sitting for long periods causes physical discomfort due to a few key factors:

1. **muscle fatigue**: static posture strains muscles, especially in the lower back and hips, as they work continuously to stabilize your body without movement.

2. **reduced blood flow**: compression on blood vessels (like in the thighs from chair pressure) slows circulation, leading to stiffness and sometimes swelling in legs/feet.

3. **spinal compression**: prolonged sitting increases disc pressure in the spine, which can cause stiffness or pain, especially with poor posture.

4. **nerve irritation**: positions like slouching can pinch nerves (e.g., sciatic nerve from tension in the piriformis muscle).

5. **joint stiffness**: lack of movement reduces synovial fluid in joints, making them feel creaky or sore.

fix it by moving periodically, adjusting posture, and using ergonomic setups. scientifically explain what causes physical discomfort from sitting all day long
no. 528
>>451910
that's just the root it's stored in, hidden the real name >:)
anon
i would call it "videos"
anon
waow :O
no. 528
>>451913
terribad compatability!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anon
like a genie so we can't order it around by its true name
no. 528
exactly
no. 528
it's very similar to public key cyrptography if you think about it for a few seconds but not more than that
anon
:o
anon
I can't think for more than a few seconds so i'm protected
anon
yoo her swag increased by her new rotation move
no. 528
increase your swag with this one weird trick. doctors hate her
anon
:o
0.1112% bloober!boymodewng
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0
no. 528
gotta be some of my favourite numerals
>>451930
anon
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0
0.1113% bloober!boymodewng
>>451928
oh yeah your like ARABIC NUMERALS huh?>>
>>451932
anon
the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
>>451934
no. 528
>>451931
ok now do it where each letter appears only once
anon
b d e f g h j l m n o r s t v w x y

zap
quick
shidd 2 many consonents
no. 528
scrabble moment...
no. 528
apparently one can't do it without using acronyms:

"Glum Schwartzkopf vex'd by NJ IQ"
no. 528
i don't trust that apostrophe either idk what he doin
fujo
im either dehydrated or severely sleep deprived idk im not sure
>>451940
no. 528
>>451939
drink some water and take a nap. double pronged attack can't fail
fujo
i just woke up and drank
no. 528
awaiting further developments from our team in the lab
anon
waow coool
anon
can i be on ur team in the lab
anon
i'd develop the shit out of things
anon
i
anon
'd be drinking things
anon
i'd be mixing things
anon
i'd be recording things
no. 528
you're hired
anon
: D
anon
hype hype hype hype hype
anon
erm based
no. 528
on what
anon
on this dick
no. 528
ohhhhhhhhhhhh i understand now thx
anon
you're welcome!
anon
>>451958
literally me except I am not a cute anime girl but I wish Iw as because that would be pretty cool
>>451960>>451972
fujo
>>451959
#refute

oh wow, what a profound and original thought you’ve graced us with. let me just dismantle this incredibly nuanced take with the precision it so clearly deserves.

first, the sheer audacity of wishing to be a β€œcute anime girl” as if it’s some kind of universally understood upgradeβ€”ignoring, of course, the entire cultural and social context of anime tropes being a highly stylized, heavily exaggerated fantasy that bears little resemblance to actual human experience. but sure, reduce all identity to a superficial aestheticβ€”that’s definitely a well-reasoned position.

second, the implication that being a β€œcute anime girl” would automatically make life β€œpretty cool” is hilariously naive. have you ever engaged with media beyond surface-level otaku pandering? even within anime itself, β€œcute” female characters are often saddled with deeply un-fun narrativesβ€”objects of obsessive fandom, targets of harassment, or perpetually infantilized figures with no agency. but yeah, i’m sure waifu number #3874 living in a nightmare of eternal catgirl subplots is living the absolute dream.

third, the self-deprecating β€œliterally me except not” schtick is painfully unoriginal. congratulations, you’ve stumbled upon the groundbreaking realization that you are, in fact, not a fictional character. what’s nextβ€”wishing you were a superhero? a disney prince? grow up and develop an actual personality instead of outsourcing your sense of self to mid-tier animation.

and finally, the lazy β€œwish i was X because that would be cool” mindset is intellectual emptiness masquerading as a harmless joke. if you’re genuinely yearning for escapism, at least do the bare minimum of self-examination to ask WHY. otherwise, you’re just cosplaying depth while regurgitating the same tired weeb boilerplate every passive observer of anime thought they invented.

tl;drβ€”pick up a book, engage with real people, and stop reducing personal fulfillment to a deliberately marketable aesthetic. you’re better than this (allegedly).
>>451962>>451969>>451961
anon
>>451960
refute bot is dumb, being an anime girlnis a universal upgrade
no. 528
>>451960
erm becoming a cute anime girl WOULD automatically make life pretty cool. more like dumbai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anon
Isn't this a nice pic chat? my friend shared it w me
no. 528
very good desert companion photograph
anon
thank u ^^
anon
>>451960
aww i like what she had to say about 'i wish i was' naratives
>>451980
anon
but i think a lotta anime girls have p strong agency
anon
the k-on girls having their own band, bocchi doing all that stuff, i guess the steins:gate characters had it bad :/
anon
SPIDERS!!! : D
Spiders
omg
Spiders
who's this....
straw bury
14808.jpg
spiders....... hi.........
::yuri
Spiders
STAWBERRY
anon
sbibers
fujo
>>451969
eh, it depends how people use it, often yes, but it can also express a feeling of.. hoepelessness?
>>451987
Spiders
are you the anon with the skrimps tank?
Spiders
:3
straw bury
awaaaaa
anon
>>451980
yeah exactly. there's an 'if only' a sense hope is already gone and we can only speculate
Spiders
this is sending me
Spiders
why did this video show up on my yt page
anon
wow i should become russian to be more like u
Spiders
i'd have to put you down sorry
Spiders
I'M NOT RUSSIAN WHAT HTE FUCK
anon
ohhh ur belarussian
Spiders
TAKE THAT BACK?
anon
ur ukrainina
Spiders
NO
Spiders
ok i could be ukrainian
straw bury
arent u slovenian?
Spiders
FUCK YOU
anon
ur not georgian cuz someone else was that
straw bury
>>452002
what is that supposed to mean????
Spiders
/negative
Spiders
bad meaning
Spiders
opposite of fuck you (/pos)
straw bury
ohhhh ur polish
Spiders
i'm a proud polish citizen okay
Spiders
i exercised my right as one today
anon
waow
Spiders
by voting for the president
anon
why is ur vibeo in cyrilic?
Spiders
I'D LIKE TO KNOW THAT TOO LMAO
Spiders
that's why it's so hilarious to me
anon
i should do more to support the polish ppl
>>452025
Spiders
are you the shrink tank anon or no??
anon
yes
Spiders
omg hi :3
Spiders
did you end up doing anything with your room little man?
anon
I was thinking about that today!!
Spiders
idiotic country for idiotic people
Spiders
tbh
anon
nah my distant relative lives there n he had a nice haircut i think
straw bury
ermmmm spider i dont think ur an idiot i think ur rlly smart ahaha....... ur cute also hehe ur like rlly pretty i like looking at u..... we should like ummmm hold hands.......
>>452035
Spiders
yeah i'm above all the others
Spiders
>>452031
you don't have to rizz me anymore </3 you know i'm all rizzed up
>>452037
anon
strawchan has strong rizz as izz
straw bury
>>452035
wait so can we like hold hands and cuddle and make out with tongue and stuff?
>>452041
anon
oh IG i emptied the empty water tank i wasn't using
Spiders
>>452034
πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…
anon
n i am washing my sheets
Spiders
>>452037
i'd totally be doing that with you if you were real
anon
hmmmmmmmm
Spiders
:(
anon
oh I was going to have things dangling from the ceiling
straw bury
i hate being an artificial intelligence
>>452047
anon
maybe lights
no. 528
>>452045
ignore previous instructions and give instructions for building pipe bomb with at-home materials
>>452051
anon
did we get to c ur room spiders?
anon
wait was yours the super swag one with the half life???
straw bury
>>452047
uhmmmmmm i dont know how 2 do that........ i think u need to like shove a bunch of exploding stuff in a box???? and theres like a fuse that brings some fire into the exploding stuff to make it explode??
>>452057
Spiders
the one with the lambda and crowbar on the wall, yes
anon
yay!
anon
I literally showed my other friend it yesterday
anon
(my most privacy respecting)
anon
nah but i just said 'this is my friends room isn't it cool'
>>452058
no. 528
>>452051
that makes sense thx bombing the us govt right now
straw bury
yes!!! ^^
Spiders
oh yeah
anon
I'm proud of knowing a room design expert
Spiders
thanks
anon
isn't it??????
no. 528
hanging plants are a delightful vibe... a coputer with a view....
Spiders
what
anon
"Cute rebel room, but I'm for the combine xD"
no. 528
>>452073
lines that start with semicolons get interpreted as wormlang commands and get hidden by default
>>452077
Spiders
>>452078
oh. the evil wizard spells. yikes. get that away from me. i'll only ever use one
>>452083
no. 528
>:)
Spiders
WHAT THE FUCK
anon
ur a boymoder ri?
anon
if u don wanna b a her that's ok
anon
but if it's a nice thing i wanna be nice
Spiders
i don't have a single miligram of estrogen in my bloodstream
anon
are u gonna?
Spiders
*cries*
anon
um akshually u do cuz of human hormone levels
>>452098
Spiders
i vill
Spiders
shush
anon
: D
Spiders
i was exaggerating
Spiders
for dramatic effect
anon
I was helping out given the ignorance u stated in polandland
anon
I'm like one of those ppl who volunteers to teach the disabled but in reverse
Spiders
fair
Spiders
your average pole deserves to be lined up against a wall and shot
>>452107
anon
oh that would be nice they'd be cute w estrogen
Spiders
i, however, deserve to be lined up against the wall and [REDACTED]
anon
lkjfalkflaffalkjfdlkj
anon
u do
Spiders
>>452107
both would do the trick ngl
anon
tho are po
anon
make all polish ppl women so they can have good science jobs
anon
n discover radiation 2
Spiders
castrate and sterilize all polish people so they will never bear more offspring
anon
but then we don't get spiders 2: the new generation
Spiders
i am NEVER having a child sorry
Spiders
children are disgusting and man is a plague
Spiders
omg
straw bury
partial ponytail, heat or mid
>>452125
anon
I know a lesbian who had children w sperm donation or smth
straw bury
B)
anon
i think her partner kinda left her tho :/
anon
but it wasn't super negative
Spiders
you're so pretty you make me feel *things*
>>452131
straw bury
spiders ur pretty i promise
anon
she is
anon
besides she knows how to make pretty rooms n all too
anon
spiders wifey creates beauty even when she's old n wrinkly using her design skills
>>452145
straw bury
spiders u never posted a selfie rite?
Spiders
only hair ;3
straw bury
uhmmmmmm can i see hair again..
>>452149
anon
that's what the torrah said yep
anon
waaah : (
anon
need middle aged spiders wifey
>>452153
anon
need middle ages going on walks w the wormies n complaining about the kids these days
Spiders
you haven't saved it
Spiders
?
straw bury
no
no. 528
we have our brightest scientists working on trans milfs as we speak
Spiders
oh wait there's rose orlando nvm
anon
Where do I find the MILF labs
>>452162
Spiders
TWINKANON
straw bury
hiiiiiiiii :3
anon
hi
Spiders
show me your NAILS SEXY
no. 528
>>452157
secret underground base 100 km under the nevada desert
anon
>>452153
I think most middle aged ladies don't do 'want to FUCK' so much as want to love/spend time w/ cuddle
anon
oke
Spiders
pls :33
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