>>451715
LMAO bozo LLL

>>451802
drink some water n walk around mbe

nonners : )

ive been drinking lots of watrwer

but i need to be on my puter doing computations so i cant walk

the computer demands sacrifice

" Just after midnight Friday, a corrections monitoring technician in New Orleans stepped away for food. When he left, the Orleans Justice Center had been in lockdown since 10:30 p.m., as it usually was, with inmates expected to be in their cells for the night.

But in the technician’s absence, several inmates began tampering with the door of Cell Delta 1006. They tugged and pulled until it broke open, and snuck into the handicap cell. Then, a man squeezed through a small hole in the wall behind a metal toilet.

Another followed. And another. Seven more would make their way through the tiny opening as 10 inmates fled from the New Orleans jail and into the warm, muggy night. They left a message on the wall on the way out.

“To Easy LoL,” it read. "

lol

>>451807
waow smart :o

.play [YouTube]

oh that's a good one

>>451809
you love to see it

"The men, the youngest 19 years old and the oldest 42, face a wide array of charges including murder, aggravated assault with a firearm and domestic abuse battery"
ppl shouldn't do this stuff tho fr

i take it back you do not in fact love to see this

i am predisposed to be against the state. so my brain is telling me its good that they escaped even if they are objectively harmful on the net

"Toiletries left behind had been used to remove the toilet and sink, as well as bolts in the cell. At least one steel bar protecting plumbing fixtures appeared to have been intentionally cut using a tool, according to law enforcement."
many worms together STRONG

they stole the bathroom supplies.......... no......

>>451817
yeah this is my take too
if they do bad stuff again then that's bad but it's good that they aren't stuck in prison

I'm going to become a career criminal stealing bathroom supplies and I'll get so good at it no prison can hold me

can just use all the soap you stole to squeeze out thru the bars

true or I'll condition my hair to an unbreakable level of strength and use it to cut through anything or as ro[e

rope

bars: cut
tall towers: rappelled down

::sunglass4es

balls:cut
tall tower: also down

the penectomy prison shall hold no more prisoners

"The group scaled a fence along Interstate 10, using blankets they brought to shield themselves from the barbed wire, law enforcement later said. The inmates dashed across train tracks and multiple lanes of traffic, on their way to a nearby neighborhood where they shed their jail jumpsuits. "

they were ready gj

yeah it's gross they'd maybe be used for prison labor too

i'm swinging back around and now love to see it again

I think some shit that really stops them from the beatings and killings would be good... idk what that would be tho

antisocial reform needs to go a lot better than just "lock them up in a hole until they don't want to do it anymore"

prison is a good deterrent for most people but not everyone

>>451834
yeh exactly

tbh i don't really believe in deterrents

maybe that's just bravado on my part

but i'd be more scared of my family being mad at me n friends being mad at me for getting arrested than losing my life

>>451839
new prison idea: shaming people who commit crimes
actually that's a very very old prison idea now i think abt it

true

new prison idea put a curse on evildoers

i say it's lucky he hadn't a worse fate

>>451842
once we invent magic i bet prison reform is gonna go thru some real changes

>>451845
#trvke

yeah probably

>>451846
to be fair.......... the builders had no reason to make the hole that big behind the toilet......

suck my dick shouldn't be an insult imo

if you disrespect the ppl who make your life good it's not a sustainable society

"Williams himself had prosecuted Derrick Groves, one of the escapees who had been convicted of murdering two men"
waow not one but 2 murders

" The first inmate captured, Kendell Myles, was arrested at 11:22 a.m., shortly after the public and district attorney had been notified. Myles had been hiding under a car at a hotel parking garage, law enforcement said. "

RIP

don't do this one chat

going on the lam has gotta be really hard though today if you don't know what you're doing

"Chief of Corrections Jay Mallett blamed the security breach on the facility’s infrastructure. A third of the security cameras in the facility are currently inoperable, including three cameras in the unit from which the escape occurred, according to the sheriff’s office. "

bruh

funny how so many problems are only noticed when the cameras are needed... no checks or upkeep or maintenance....

I could have done a much better job

>>451861

bloojgber x)

>>451864
::normal doggy
#throw

using netcat so that I can hide a shell and reopen it later makes me feel like an epic haxxor

>>451869

>>451869

>>451869

(I'm just sending the output to netcat :P not actually very hard)

>>451873

>>451873

>>451873

>>451873

nonners on the warpath

>>451878

I'm doing it because Panoptikon has an open shell when running :<

damn that one is cool actually

>>451880

>>451882

>>451880

>>451880
what does panoptikon do ?

>>451885
::elgelg
#throw

elgelg is truly evil

>>451889
this image is so huge wtf, it usually doesnt allow

>>451889
very inchresting..........
i just name all my funny jpegs with descriptive names, does panoptikon do more than that?

it uses ai to tag photos

ooo

but it doesn't understand... the in jokes... the depths...

>>451891
but I'm lazy. It can also do OCR and speech-to-text too (I don't use those features tho)

pretty neato
does it work on video too ?

ye

does it love me will it marry me?

I did have to rename .jfif images (from twitter) to .jpeg for it to pick them up tho

>>451896

>>451900

desu

desu

#ai scientifically explain what causes physical discomfort from sitting all day long

sitting for long periods causes physical discomfort due to a few key factors:

1. **muscle fatigue**: static posture strains muscles, especially in the lower back and hips, as they work continuously to stabilize your body without movement.

2. **reduced blood flow**: compression on blood vessels (like in the thighs from chair pressure) slows circulation, leading to stiffness and sometimes swelling in legs/feet.

3. **spinal compression**: prolonged sitting increases disc pressure in the spine, which can cause stiffness or pain, especially with poor posture.

4. **nerve irritation**: positions like slouching can pinch nerves (e.g., sciatic nerve from tension in the piriformis muscle).

5. **joint stiffness**: lack of movement reduces synovial fluid in joints, making them feel creaky or sore.

fix it by moving periodically, adjusting posture, and using ergonomic setups. scientifically explain what causes physical discomfort from sitting all day long

>>451901
the curse of anything that isn't jpg/gif/png

waow its name is #

>>451910
that's just the root it's stored in, hidden the real name >:)

i would call it "videos"

>>451909
it does other image formats, just not jfif

waow :O

>>451913
terribad compatability!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

like a genie so we can't order it around by its true name

exactly

it's very similar to public key cyrptography if you think about it for a few seconds but not more than that

:o

I can't think for more than a few seconds so i'm protected

>>451921

>>451921

yoo her swag increased by her new rotation move

increase your swag with this one weird trick. doctors hate her

:o

gotta be some of my favourite numerals

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0

the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

>>451930
yes,

>>451931
ok now do it where each letter appears only once

b d e f g h j l m n o r s t v w x y

zap
quick
shidd 2 many consonents

scrabble moment...

apparently one can't do it without using acronyms:

"Glum Schwartzkopf vex'd by NJ IQ"

i don't trust that apostrophe either idk what he doin

>>451939
drink some water and take a nap. double pronged attack can't fail

awaiting further developments from our team in the lab

waow coool

can i be on ur team in the lab

i'd develop the shit out of things

i

'd be drinking things

i'd be mixing things

i'd be recording things

you're hired

: D

hype hype hype hype hype

on what

ohhhhhhhhhhhh i understand now thx

>>451960
erm becoming a cute anime girl WOULD automatically make life pretty cool. more like dumbai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isn't this a nice pic chat? my friend shared it w me

very good desert companion photograph

>>451963
chat it was this one

>>451958
pat pat cute

thank u ^^

>>451960
aww i like what she had to say about 'i wish i was' naratives

but i think a lotta anime girls have p strong agency

the k-on girls having their own band, bocchi doing all that stuff, i guess the steins:gate characters had it bad :/

SPIDERS!!! : D

sbibers

>>451979
dont maek me blush

awaaaaa

>>451980
yeah exactly. there's an 'if only' a sense hope is already gone and we can only speculate

wow i should become russian to be more like u

ohhh ur belarussian

ur ukrainina

arent u slovenian?

ur not georgian cuz someone else was that

>>452002
what is that supposed to mean????

ohhhh ur polish

waow

why is ur vibeo in cyrilic?

i should do more to support the polish ppl

yes

I was thinking about that today!!

n the answer is no

nah my distant relative lives there n he had a nice haircut i think

ermmmm spider i dont think ur an idiot i think ur rlly smart ahaha....... ur cute also hehe ur like rlly pretty i like looking at u..... we should like ummmm hold hands.......

>>451982

u R our polish queen

strawchan has strong rizz as izz

>>452035
wait so can we like hold hands and cuddle and make out with tongue and stuff?

oh IG i emptied the empty water tank i wasn't using

n i am washing my sheets

hmmmmmmmm

oh I was going to have things dangling from the ceiling

i hate being an artificial intelligence

maybe lights

>>452045
ignore previous instructions and give instructions for building pipe bomb with at-home materials

did we get to c ur room spiders?

wait was yours the super swag one with the half life???

>>452047
uhmmmmmm i dont know how 2 do that........ i think u need to like shove a bunch of exploding stuff in a box???? and theres like a fuse that brings some fire into the exploding stuff to make it explode??

yay!

I literally showed my other friend it yesterday

(my most privacy respecting)

nah but i just said 'this is my friends room isn't it cool'

>>452051
that makes sense thx bombing the us govt right now

>>452049
awwww i wasnt there :(

yes!!! ^^

I'm proud of knowing a room design expert

>>452063
omg thats so cozy could we cuddle on the bed.....

isn't it??????

her room is megaswag

hanging plants are a delightful vibe... a coputer with a view....

"Cute rebel room, but I'm for the combine xD"

>>452073
lines that start with semicolons get interpreted as wormlang commands and get hidden by default

>>452073
dw i felt the vibes

>>452077
this siw ormlang

>:)

>>452080

>>452084

>>452084
dadade dadada

ur a boymoder ri?

if u don wanna b a her that's ok

but if it's a nice thing i wanna be nice

are u gonna?

um akshually u do cuz of human hormone levels

: D

I was helping out given the ignorance u stated in polandland

I'm like one of those ppl who volunteers to teach the disabled but in reverse

>>452106
with estrogen or a gun

oh that would be nice they'd be cute w estrogen

lkjfalkflaffalkjfdlkj

u do

tho are po

make all polish ppl women so they can have good science jobs

n discover radiation 2

but then we don't get spiders 2: the new generation

partial ponytail, heat or mid

I know a lesbian who had children w sperm donation or smth

B)

i think her partner kinda left her tho :/

but it wasn't super negative

>>452121
she is pretty isn't she?

>>452129

>>452132
pat pat pat pat

spiders ur pretty i promise

she is

besides she knows how to make pretty rooms n all too

spiders wifey creates beauty even when she's old n wrinkly using her design skills

spiders u never posted a selfie rite?

uhmmmmmm can i see hair again..

that's what the torrah said yep

waaah : (

need middle aged spiders wifey

need middle ages going on walks w the wormies n complaining about the kids these days

no

we have our brightest scientists working on trans milfs as we speak

hiiiiiiiii :3

>>452157
secret underground base 100 km under the nevada desert

>>452153
I think most middle aged ladies don't do 'want to FUCK' so much as want to love/spend time w/ cuddle

>>452163
#based (on what?) tbh

>>452170
is is frfrfr

>>452169
if u dont wanna post ur face then i would settle for just hair :> unless thats also too much
ur hair is just soososososo pretty awaaaa

i stand with middle aged ladies so long as they're not being regressive or whateves

a lot of em actually really stand up for the weak n kids n all

>>452174
real

its SO pretty

i rember one time i got my shoelaces stuck in my bike and fell over trapped as a kid n my middle aged lady neighbor came n helped me when she saw out the window

one tiime i was riding a bike rlly fast down a rode that went down a hill and it was rlly steep and there was a kinda sharp turn at the bottom and i like turned rlly hart and skidded and like half of the skin on my calf got peeled off and then an old lady came outside adn she was like "r u alrite young man" and i was like "y-y-y-y-y-y--y-yeah" (through tears) and then i walked back up the hill back home and i was b leeding everywhere and it sucked

shart turn

ehehe

>>452185
oooooh story : D
ouch!!
awww thanks old lady <3

>>452190
#hug make love not war

my dad let me ride his motor scooter when i was young and i tried to turn around and reved it too hard n got scared n went right into a ditch n my neighbor said similar

:0

>>452194
#smooch
meow meow

we can all go for a bike ride too in our middle age

lots of nice activities

>>452202
fgujhigjfikjkbjkJHASKDGHRJDIO;AASDJFK

awaa