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tea (phone)
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anon
>>491287
The castling had to be done
anon
Just to see how you'd react
anon
I should have said fuck it we ball
anon
and sacc'd the knight
anon
sacc'd for the knight I mean
anon
wait a minute
anon
I need to like
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Not play instantly
anon
I only need one piece
davesprite
wahhh chat i just found out andre braugher (captain holt in brooklyn 9-9) died a couple years ago
i am reading this article interviewing his costars and sharing their memorial posts from the time and it's so sad
this show is gonna hit different knowing that
he's so good and he died so young :'(
anon
lmao
anon
did I do the meme
davesprite
i can't fantasize about a brooklyn 9-9 movie where captain holt becomes mayor of new york anymore ;_;
>>491329
anon
To prevent a check
anon
it's so over knightbros...
tea (phone)
its so over....
tea (phone)
okay thanks for playing
tea (phone)
im basically arrived now
>>491315
anon
I might rematch again later
>>491319
tea (phone)
>>491313
chess random version
davesprite
neat
anon
>>491319
I gave somebody an en passant opportunity and they didn't take it
>>491325
anon
femboys are proof god loves us and wants us to be happy
anon
if anyone wants to play, my last round
nonners
>>491321
they should google en passant
anon
IDK I did a castle in 960 which I didn't know was allowed
anon
and it probably cost me the game cause I didn't know how the pieces would land lol
anon
>>491313
I did! (n lost 2 a cutie here)
anon
>>491330
I never had a chess phase, I just want to play games with peeps on here
anon
We need to have a board game night or smthn I swear
>>491335
anon
then everybody can hear how horrible my voice sounds
anon
waow
nonners
they cant do that
anon
uh actually through executive order they can
anon
I am trying to play Catan right now, I don't know how to set up a lobby but we should play that
anon
I should go it’s such a commitment
anon
I am sheeps man
anon
lol!
anon
sheeps gang
anon
baaa
anon
::cuddlepuddle
anon
this is a crime
anon
I didn't realize someone responded to my correspondence game
anon
truee
anon
it was just me not one of the good ones
anon
sorry! I wish I had played!
anon
awwwww <3
anon
Oh my God we can play catan
anon
>>491354
idk I feel llike that is only a thing at ultra high levels of play
anon
they should randomize it even more like random 6 pieces each in random positions
anon
there is play from position
anon
yeh that makes sense
anon
that is basically they randomize completely for a neutral board
anon
though I’m ok w a lil luck
anon
so long as games are quick
anon
Well either way, when the thread gets faster, I am forcing peeps to play catan
anon
huzzah
nonners
the problem with chess is that tge other player is always doin some shit
>>491368
anon
Oh hell yeah they have Carcassonne online too
anon
“The interesting reason is why it was added to chess. Back when they added the rule to give pawns the ability to move two squares on their first turn, they immediately adopted the en passant rule in order to ensure pawns can't evade the capture because of the new rule”
anon
I used to play men of war assault squad online w my fren that was nice, we played against each other but also coop n one of us commanded the armor and one the infantry
anon
I need to probably download tabletop sim to my laptop
anon
So that we can like actually play games instead of this discount ass catan website
anon
we need coop chess
anon
smart
anon
opworm needs to add tabletop simulator to the website built in like the video player
>>491381
anon
That would be cool but I imagine that would also be a bitch to implement
anon
But I think that would also encourage users to go to like different threads too
anon
nahhhhhh x)
anon
So they can chill in like a monopoly thread or something
anon
I wonder about like Mariokart or goldeneye w split screen n showing everyone’s screens
nonners
>>491375
thats like a while another websitr
anon
opworm needs to add
anon
sex
nonners
yea
anon
#this
anon
if none of the other users can sleep w u within 1 hour of you posting opworm or a mode flies out to you
anon
libpol: the sex app which works
anon
libpol, where dreams are made
anon
libpol- play any video game now for free with your friends
anon
I have my discount Catan game set up
anon
waow
anon
I need to run a poll later when the thread is faster to get people in and gauge interest
anon
Cause Catan takes a while too
anon
do we all need tabletop simulator?
anon
No, this is just a discount thing I found online
anon
it's technically called colonists
anon
ahhh
anon
and it looks like it is from the club penguin era of the internet
anon
it's like webkinz in this bitch
anon
bazed
anon
For now, I'm gonna eat after doing my exercise
anon
And probably shower
anon
ohhh? I might go for a run tbh
anon
I am doing the uh 10000 burpee in a month challenge thing
anon
nooo you’ll die cutie
anon
Nah
anon
I already did 350
anon
waow
anon
So I need to do that every day for a month
anon
wanna play Rome total war or smth with you coop and wear togas and massage each other
anon
I like the idea of oiling up in the bath house with you instead
anon
need some excitement though
anon
I got plenty of excitement
anon
guess I’ll go for a bike ride
anon
You should!
anon
I already masturbated to Sonic feet booru yuri yesterday I’m spent twinkanon this is so sad
anon
Outside is good for you!
anon
I am cleaning guns
nonners
just came back from Outside
>>491424
anon
So I cannot jerk off unless I want my dick to smell like gun cleaning stuff
anon
you use CLP?
thirteen lain hyperfreeway
8
anon
apparently it’s awful for you :< maybe it literally does have an effect but good to keep them in ok condition
anon
I use uh ballistol
anon
I should oil my car or smth idk kinda weird the only machine I really oil and all are guns
anon
I have my SAA that I want to shoot soon
anon
Maybe tonight
anon
So I can be a cowboy
anon
I wonder if you could just load it with primers and little plastic pellets and shoot indoors
anon
me with my wisest ideas
anon
smart twinkanon
anon
also my brand new chilean mauser
anon
from over a century ago
anon
harder to make that one indoor friendly
anon
I have the matching bayonet too that I just got
anon
have you practiced the movements?
anon
For affixing bayonets?
anon
n stabbing w it n butstroking
anon
I mean I've been practicing some movements involving buttstroking that I can show you
anon
you strike me as more of a buttstroker than a batonetter
anon
:3
anon
libpol needs an active ‘have gun will travel’ board
anon
I like my single action army, it's fun to just fuck around with
anon
imagine becoming a hitman who only uses a single action army
anon
that would be interesting
anon
They call me Jesse James
anon
🔥
anon
On account of my neoconfederate sympathies
anon
you’re so sympathetic…
anon
perhaps
anon
I am gonna pull out all my revolvers
anon
pew pew pew
anon
Have a revolver orgy
anon
my 460
anon
my python
anon
my shitty 22 revolver
anon
pat Pat u still pew pew lil guy
anon
besides that’s that the mafia uses cuz the .22 bounces around in your head!!!
anon
Don't you ever say that to me ever again
anon
it’s crazy to me that people can be killed by blank rounds
>>491469
anon
>5.56 is designed to wound
>>491470
anon
my dad actually believes that in spite of being a big gun guy
>>491471
anon
>>491468
Tbf that’s kinda true though. I bet time to die is longer after being hit w .556 vs .308. it’s just that it’s designed not to optimize time to die from one round. hunters still use big rounds with big expansion because they’re the only ones optimizing to kill fast, everyone else just wants to hit
anon
or mbe not lol I don’t hunt but they always like to hear how humane they are or whatever
anon
Honestly, I don't care if it is dogshit for CC, the single action army is too sexy and intimidating, it should be CC purely because cocking the hammer is loud and looks badass
anon
it’s a pretty fun
anon
gun
anon
if i wanted to buy a gun for pure sexiness it would be the shotgun from terminator 2
>>491479
anon
>>491469
nope! that’s how Jackie Chan’s son died. a couple people die from blanks every year. after a little distance it’s harmless except your eardrums but up close ig the pressure will break your skull which is still crazy to me
Aleixi
:(
anon
>>491476
I was seriously considering getting a chiapa rhino that was gold plated and the size of like my entire chest
Aleixi
jesus
anon
It's called concealed carry
anon
Then I'd get a shoulder holster
anon
and a set of grills for my teeth
>>491484
anon
>>491483
I’m going to conceal tiny guns in my gold teeth I will replace mine with
anon
wait I can’t actually open my mouth wide enough to clear my lips in my teeth’s line of sight just checked
anon
I have my air rifle!
anon
I can just shoot that in my backyard
anon
or my bow
anon
ah that’s nice :)
anon
I like not having to get in the car and drive to do things
no.528
is this ai voice....
he keeps saying "twnety the" instead of "twentieth"
anon
I found my cool knives
no.528
older vids are ai voice
rip
anon
hooray
kate
it is uncannily consistent in a weird way
no.528
yeah there's no variation in cadence or tone
like a single clip sounds great but has small hiccups and is "too consistent" over time
kate
And it's basically repeating itself
kate
.skip (video skipped)
no.528
that's what i hate abt ai voiced videos.... i think it's cool to use robo voices instead of ur own but if it's got ai voice then it's very likely also ai written and produced
LLMs are not good enough at information presentation
anon
.play kwebbelcop AI short
anon
I love authentic videos
no.528
jesus
no.528
imagine if someone played like this
anon
What did we learn
anon
You can play video games for a living, only have to work like 2 hours a day, and people will still make AI do it for them
kate
If it wasn't hell electrically expensive I could see running villagers like that as neat
anon
Oh yeah I like that we are destroying the planet doing this shit like holy fuck
anon
Fuck this gay earth lmao
no.528
robo voice channel run by a real person who talks about all sortsa shit related to why she uses it
anon
okay Imma go JACK OFF
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wow
anon
yeah
anon
i know
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm gonna call you EmoTwink
anon
I'm not emo tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You are now
anon
Erm...
anon
All I have to say is that I thought runes were hidden text, but shrimp read my runes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're gothic? Okay then
kate
mouse with comically large pole dancing pole
anon
I need to do some pole dancing classes or smthn
>>491531
anon
randy:)
anon
cute mouse lady
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>491526
What if you fall down and break your neck
>>491535
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I literally had a dream about this today
kate
♫0:56cat-in-cube.mp4
Could probably have the pole in the middle of a wrestling trampoline so if ya fall ya just bounce
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh btw on topic of dreams, I dreamt a flash-esque game today about Randal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hope so
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Recently I've been paranoid that I might turn around in my bed wrong and break my neck
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And my death will not be known to anyone, even my parents
anon
erm
anon
That's not gonna happen, do not worru
0.2752% bloober!boymodewng
that's not gonna hpapen, do not worru
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wormy
anon
Bloober
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bloobbbbbb
0.2753% bloober!boymodewng
.play super rich kids
davesprite
i just watched laputa castle in the sky and i think i had only ever seen the nickelodeon abridged version cause there were scenes i didn't remember
also GOD i love that movie so much
.play laputa castle in the sky end credits theme
davesprite
>>491548
oh man i should check my save it's been years
i bet i have a ton of golden whatever they're called that accumulate
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sugarlumps?
davesprite
oh ya those
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I've been playing this game since high school days
davesprite
i had like quintillions of cookies and all the angel upgrades and stopped but i never finished the garden
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I also play the mobile version
>>491555
davesprite
>>491554
the mobile one is not as good and it makes me sad
it's a really simple game, i don't understand why it's got a compromised app lol
i guess nobody bothered to do a full remake and the og person never made an app
but it would be so easy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's a mystery
anon
my mind palace
davesprite
i should make a proper mobile port and charge money for it
i bet that'd be an easy ten grand or so
>>491563
anon
my mind palace
anon
I have used my superior mind palace intellect in this match of wits
davesprite
lol
anon
who was I playing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>491558
Clickbaiting 9000
0.2754% bloober!boymodewng
.play armed and dangerous juice wrld
anon
I DEMAND ANSWERS
anon
Who was BLACK
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Check these stats
anon
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anon
someone else .skip
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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thirteen lain hyperfreeway
>>491569
i dont see the video??
anon
lmao
thirteen lain hyperfreeway
>>491576
#shorkspin
anon
I don't need that piece anyway
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Canadian web comic hits so good when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you how cringe it is
nonners
i am home at last
nonners
no more outside
terry
is that you?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I have like 200 stolen photos of other anons from imageboards
terry
well im sure ur still cute regardless
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Thanks
terry
i think i am gonna go insane
>>491594
terry
bunny girl soup
terry
>>491594
there's no difference anymore, its all fucked
nonners
there is, dont fall for the Outside scam
terry
perhaps...
anon
>take a walk in the woods
>feels like how getting on the internet did in 1991
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me when I log into the internets
anon
Hello terry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm buge
0.2755% bloober!boymodewng
ok we're 1 and 1 now
0.2756% bloober!boymodewng
im done
anon
>>491604
what an amazing and beautiful uniform randalfag
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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>how i look with he/him pronouns in my bio
anon
Wait what
anon
I was playing you?
nonners
did you win
anon
Nah I lost lmao
0.2757% bloober!boymodewng
I LET YOU TAKE BACK
anon
But it was a MISINPUT
0.2758% bloober!boymodewng
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
anon
MISINPUT
nonners
>did not win
anon
IT WAS A MISINPUT
anon
You saw that!
lain? from the whyway
>>491615
smode on the water ,
0.2759% bloober!boymodewng
then you could've offered to take back I wouldn't have caredddddd
anon
lmao I am just fuckin around
anon
I lost when I sacc'd my queen because lol
anon
Also who is interested in playing Catan?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
If it's not about the guy who won a chess match with a help of buttplug then I'm not interested
0.2760% bloober!boymodewng
>>491629
nonners are you sultan khan?
nonners
i am sultan khan
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>491632
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
anon
mind palace
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Caravan Palace
anon
My mind palace
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Damn girl, are you a building
anon
It's my mind palace, I enter my mind palace and lose chess games
nonners
.play idiot dumb stupid cats
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
nonners
what is this now
nonners
that did nothing
shrimp
oh
shrimp
sry
nonners
its ok
nonners
youll get it next time
anon
.play cool cats doing cool things
shrimp
look at them go
nonners
they do know how to go
shrimp
dog and cat rescue team
nonners
this cat knows whats up
0.2761% bloober!boymodewng
>>491660
u know tricks
shrimp
NO
shrimp
THEY SHOT THEM
0.2762% bloober!boymodewng
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::shrimp
anon
who was that
anon
that I played
anon
Shrimp AGAIN
0.2763% bloober!boymodewng
>>491669
no you're not allowed to exist
anon
Mating with two queens....
shrimp
i lied
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shramp
shrimp
like, comment, and scbubreb
anon
i love the big nose puppers
anon
Shrimple as
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not so shrimple
nonners
das racist in the building
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice
anon
imagine getting bread
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>491682
Shrimp, I have a question
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>491685
Did you fry this rice
nonners
hes just rapping dumbass
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He's the guy from accounting
shrimp
well its been like 11 years since he made an album
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