say nice things abt me pwease

wow every1 hate me ig

>>499164
good heavens

watching were all going to worlds fair rn

>>499156
#throw
::rose_orlando

hiii lain

hello

hihihi

enoigh jacking remove ur cums

tinder gives me such conniptions
all it does is prove that people think i'm hot and that i'm too indecisive to do anything with that
>oh wow all these hotties swiped on me wow wow
>uhh what now
>*close app*

although i did just match with this ex marine who owns a farm and has a really sexy mustache
if the dog girl doesn't hurry up he might get me

>>499345
there are a lot of marines in my family
i instantly swipe left on army people
but marines and airforce are a mixed bag
and the cool ones are fantastic

also like he's a bisexual tinder matching a tranny
and he has a curly goofy guy stache like some kind of firefighter look
no way he's a fuckboy

>>499355
well they both have a shot as do the dozen or so other people i matched with today lol
we'll see we'll see
although she is def leading the pack still
she's SO hot and seems likely to be very smart

i hate to be vain but like
with dating apps
it really is just who's hot lookin and seems to have a good brain vibe
you can discern so little

>>499358
fair point, they are out there especially down here in the deep south
but what if he's a liberal with a marine body who owns a farm
i would be his barefoot farm girl

>>499360
no i keep saying dog girl because what interested me in her is that she trained her dog to talk with voice command buttons and i've always wanted to do that
she's a behavioral scientist
i just like, wanna meet her even if she was ugly
but also she's super hot
10/10

>>499363
no
.play training dog to talk with buttons

>>499365
yeah. they struggle with language. but we know cats and dogs do learn their names as well as the contextual meanings of various words that praise or command them or convey some kind of emotion to them
it's not a stretch to imagine the dog can learn that pressing the "outside" button really connects to the concept of asking to go outside

>>499370
i don't think they understand it like we do.

oh my fuck the mobile site is frustrating sometimes

>>499370
i don't think they understand it like we do, but i do think they convey meaning through each button they learn
"love you" doesn't carry all the complex cultural connotations we understand it with, but it does mean "press this to show my owner attention and get them to do happy reaction the owner like this"
"frustrated" might convey just "i want something"

>>499379
what i will just say is that psychology considers human reason to be somehow fundamentally different to animal pattern conditioning
i don't think that's true, i think we're just more complicated. it's pavlov all the way down.
yes, a dog is just reacting to patterns. it lacks a language center to do anything more complex like grammar.
but it still is feeling emotions and trying to express in some way with its behavior at all times, like all animals, including us

>>499381
i think you're making an entirely unrelated point here
i'm saying a dog can learn that making a certain sound happen creates a patterned interaction eliciting a response, which may correspond to serving its communication with its owner or its emotional state in some way.
it doesn't know the language in the same way.
but there is meaning being conveyed in an intelligent fashion through execution of a pattern deliberately

>>499383
is that true? the main source i've seen on this button thing is one actual doctor of linguistics with a youtube channel who did it as an experiment, and then it became a trend
as far as i know this hasn't been closely studied, what the dogs are thinking and what regions are firing in their brains during this, etc

>>499385
i don't see how that's a reasonable reaction
i got this from an academic
it seems not to have been studied more broadly and properly
i'm saying "link me the studies if they exist otherwise someone should do that yeah"
i am pro science

okay you're just bait trolling

>>499391
you're the one who made this an argument about whether dogs pressing buttons is pseudoscience
i just think it's a fun trick to teach your dog lol

>>499394
yeah exactly. like they are engaging in some kind of intelligent behavior but it's not the same as when we talk, but it also seems to usefully improve dog-human communication anyway
it's just neat

>>499397
why the fuck would i ever do that

>>499401
convince me of WHAT oh my god
that dogs can press buttons??

>>499407
yeah i understand that phenomenon i just don't understand the phenomenon where people keep insisting i believe in pseudoscience that i never said i believe in on a wide variety of subjects
do i just radiate pseud energy in my word choice or something

>>499409
what pseudoscience do you claim that i endorse lol

is this because i believe the chicxulub impactor event was dinosaurs nuking themselves

because that's really the only one

>>499414
dw i don't rly lol
i give it about a 15% maximum probability which is enough for me to believe it as a joke because it's so absurd a thing to say
the evolutionary timeline of the syrinx in birds and the larynx in humans compared to the timeline between the larynx and human civilization, as well as the radioactive soil layer we used to determine the likely meteor impactor cause, just presents a secondary less likely but very entertaining scenario where it wasn't a meteor but a single devastating bomb the idiot lizards destroyed themselves with

>>499419
is new chronology the idea about a fake millenium or is that the hyperboreans thing

>>499425
oh okay so i was correct it was a thing you made up
because i said uh
the opposite of that
several times
lol

>>499430
i've studied politics, anthropology, and construction of systems of civil law more than most people alive
that's not a brag but like
i am actually an expert on that
i was raised in a minor political dynasty it's a whole thing
it's what my life trained for

>>499423
oh yeah my opinion is that it's bunk
like flat earthers, i think it eats people with genuine valuable skepticism who just don't know how to direct it
actual science needs them but they just go faff around in idiocy instead
and then it creates entryism for fascists and their much nastier conspiracy theories
unfortunate really

hi friends, scott pilgrim anime has yaoi

i love watching boys kiss

>>499438
yeah it's a fantastic fiction premise
a da vinci code style movie about revealing the hollow earth where the hyperboreans fled after the fabrication of history
i would watch that lol

but ALSO this boy im with has just been fuckin sleeping all day, LAME

>>499443
snuggle eepy boy?

I CANT

because of HIS STUPID FUCKING DOG PIECE OF SHIT

>>499449
lmfaooo
reminds me of my dog with my ex we'd like spoon to sleep and then wake up with a space heater wedged between us
lil silly

n hes on a couch n theres no space

i dont wanna cuddle the stupid dog

dogs suck i hate them

>>499452
oh i had forgtten the title but that's the "history moves in 250 year cycles" book... yeah no
the theory of systems collapse holds water, you look at rome, bronze age collapse, imperial china and russia in the early 20th, whole world in a few stages
but the cycle is made up
my favorite historiography quotation
>history doesn't repeat, it rhymes

>>499460
theyre dumb n suck

n i wanted this boy to fuck me BUT HE WONT

THE BATHROOM HAS NO DOOR

HOW CAN I DOUCHE IN THESE CONDITIONS

>>499468
(plumbers doing stuff in his house rn is the thing)

>>499467
you seem very truthseekerpilled
good at cutting through bullshit, based on the shit test questions you're giving me
i like that

anyone wanna steal me away n take me on a date instead

>>499477
well, often that's the best call
like yeah there are fields i just don't even try to understand
often it's about just, good sourcing
but you seem to like, be vaccinated against the worst kinds of disinfo

one thing i def struggle with is environmental science
it's so complicated and interwoven
i am never sure exactly how worried to be about the mass dying of ocean algae
an amount
but like is it gonna make the atmosphere unbreathable in 100 years, 10,000?? fuck if i know. they say worry about warming and methane and such first and i say okay

very sad rn

havent even kissee once

>>499491
mwwwwah
#kiss

>>499488
aw well you're with someone nice even if he's eepy, there's a puppy around, presumably something you could do chillwise while you wait
i don't wanna say grr don't be sad but like it sounds like a moment that could be enjoyable

>>499495
we're not even sleeping on the same couch

>>499499
i cant cos of the stuoid fucking dog

>>499499
this is also a great option

>>499504
not so much this lmao

>>499509
it wouldn't be so bad except they like
fucking bother you
or stare
if there's a cat napping off in the corner it's not a deal breaker for a mood
but when the animals get all up in your business it's like ugh you should have never been in the room gtfo

although dog in the bed is hard nope on anything for sure yeah

except a lil tender kiss or a snuggle
but no sexy

>>499508
im not touchint tye fucjibg dog can you say smth thats not fucking stupid

i have dog phobia i am trying to not like break down

>>499521
okay i understand not wanting to move the dog but
>i'm not touching the fucking dog
please tell me you have pet the dog
you gotta pet the dog a little
little ear scritch