also like he's a bisexual tinder matching a tranny
and he has a curly goofy guy stache like some kind of firefighter look
no way he's a fuckboy

>>499355
well they both have a shot as do the dozen or so other people i matched with today lol
we'll see we'll see
although she is def leading the pack still
she's SO hot and seems likely to be very smart

i hate to be vain but like
with dating apps
it really is just who's hot lookin and seems to have a good brain vibe
you can discern so little

>>499358
fair point, they are out there especially down here in the deep south
but what if he's a liberal with a marine body who owns a farm
i would be his barefoot farm girl

>>499360
no i keep saying dog girl because what interested me in her is that she trained her dog to talk with voice command buttons and i've always wanted to do that
she's a behavioral scientist
i just like, wanna meet her even if she was ugly
but also she's super hot
10/10

>>499363
no
.play training dog to talk with buttons

>>499365
yeah. they struggle with language. but we know cats and dogs do learn their names as well as the contextual meanings of various words that praise or command them or convey some kind of emotion to them
it's not a stretch to imagine the dog can learn that pressing the "outside" button really connects to the concept of asking to go outside

>>499370
i don't think they understand it like we do.

oh my fuck the mobile site is frustrating sometimes

>>499370
i don't think they understand it like we do, but i do think they convey meaning through each button they learn
"love you" doesn't carry all the complex cultural connotations we understand it with, but it does mean "press this to show my owner attention and get them to do happy reaction the owner like this"
"frustrated" might convey just "i want something"

>>499379
what i will just say is that psychology considers human reason to be somehow fundamentally different to animal pattern conditioning
i don't think that's true, i think we're just more complicated. it's pavlov all the way down.
yes, a dog is just reacting to patterns. it lacks a language center to do anything more complex like grammar.
but it still is feeling emotions and trying to express in some way with its behavior at all times, like all animals, including us

>>499381
i think you're making an entirely unrelated point here
i'm saying a dog can learn that making a certain sound happen creates a patterned interaction eliciting a response, which may correspond to serving its communication with its owner or its emotional state in some way.
it doesn't know the language in the same way.
but there is meaning being conveyed in an intelligent fashion through execution of a pattern deliberately

>>499383
is that true? the main source i've seen on this button thing is one actual doctor of linguistics with a youtube channel who did it as an experiment, and then it became a trend
as far as i know this hasn't been closely studied, what the dogs are thinking and what regions are firing in their brains during this, etc

>>499385
i don't see how that's a reasonable reaction
i got this from an academic
it seems not to have been studied more broadly and properly
i'm saying "link me the studies if they exist otherwise someone should do that yeah"
i am pro science

okay you're just bait trolling

>>499391
you're the one who made this an argument about whether dogs pressing buttons is pseudoscience
i just think it's a fun trick to teach your dog lol

>>499394
yeah exactly. like they are engaging in some kind of intelligent behavior but it's not the same as when we talk, but it also seems to usefully improve dog-human communication anyway
it's just neat

>>499397
why the fuck would i ever do that

>>499401
convince me of WHAT oh my god
that dogs can press buttons??

>>499407
yeah i understand that phenomenon i just don't understand the phenomenon where people keep insisting i believe in pseudoscience that i never said i believe in on a wide variety of subjects
do i just radiate pseud energy in my word choice or something

>>499409
what pseudoscience do you claim that i endorse lol

is this because i believe the chicxulub impactor event was dinosaurs nuking themselves

because that's really the only one

>>499414
dw i don't rly lol
i give it about a 15% maximum probability which is enough for me to believe it as a joke because it's so absurd a thing to say
the evolutionary timeline of the syrinx in birds and the larynx in humans compared to the timeline between the larynx and human civilization, as well as the radioactive soil layer we used to determine the likely meteor impactor cause, just presents a secondary less likely but very entertaining scenario where it wasn't a meteor but a single devastating bomb the idiot lizards destroyed themselves with

>>499419
is new chronology the idea about a fake millenium or is that the hyperboreans thing

>>499425
oh okay so i was correct it was a thing you made up
because i said uh
the opposite of that
several times
lol

>>499430
i've studied politics, anthropology, and construction of systems of civil law more than most people alive
that's not a brag but like
i am actually an expert on that
i was raised in a minor political dynasty it's a whole thing
it's what my life trained for

>>499423
oh yeah my opinion is that it's bunk
like flat earthers, i think it eats people with genuine valuable skepticism who just don't know how to direct it
actual science needs them but they just go faff around in idiocy instead
and then it creates entryism for fascists and their much nastier conspiracy theories
unfortunate really

hi friends, scott pilgrim anime has yaoi

i love watching boys kiss

>>499438
yeah it's a fantastic fiction premise
a da vinci code style movie about revealing the hollow earth where the hyperboreans fled after the fabrication of history
i would watch that lol

but ALSO this boy im with has just been fuckin sleeping all day, LAME

>>499443
snuggle eepy boy?

I CANT

because of HIS STUPID FUCKING DOG PIECE OF SHIT

>>499449
lmfaooo
reminds me of my dog with my ex we'd like spoon to sleep and then wake up with a space heater wedged between us
lil silly

n hes on a couch n theres no space

i dont wanna cuddle the stupid dog

dogs suck i hate them

>>499452
oh i had forgtten the title but that's the "history moves in 250 year cycles" book... yeah no
the theory of systems collapse holds water, you look at rome, bronze age collapse, imperial china and russia in the early 20th, whole world in a few stages
but the cycle is made up
my favorite historiography quotation
>history doesn't repeat, it rhymes

>>499460
theyre dumb n suck

n i wanted this boy to fuck me BUT HE WONT

THE BATHROOM HAS NO DOOR

HOW CAN I DOUCHE IN THESE CONDITIONS

>>499468
(plumbers doing stuff in his house rn is the thing)

>>499467
you seem very truthseekerpilled
good at cutting through bullshit, based on the shit test questions you're giving me
i like that

anyone wanna steal me away n take me on a date instead

>>499477
well, often that's the best call
like yeah there are fields i just don't even try to understand
often it's about just, good sourcing
but you seem to like, be vaccinated against the worst kinds of disinfo

one thing i def struggle with is environmental science
it's so complicated and interwoven
i am never sure exactly how worried to be about the mass dying of ocean algae
an amount
but like is it gonna make the atmosphere unbreathable in 100 years, 10,000?? fuck if i know. they say worry about warming and methane and such first and i say okay

very sad rn

havent even kissee once

>>499491
mwwwwah
#kiss

>>499488
aw well you're with someone nice even if he's eepy, there's a puppy around, presumably something you could do chillwise while you wait
i don't wanna say grr don't be sad but like it sounds like a moment that could be enjoyable

>>499495
we're not even sleeping on the same couch

>>499499
i cant cos of the stuoid fucking dog

>>499499
this is also a great option

>>499504
not so much this lmao

>>499509
it wouldn't be so bad except they like
fucking bother you
or stare
if there's a cat napping off in the corner it's not a deal breaker for a mood
but when the animals get all up in your business it's like ugh you should have never been in the room gtfo

although dog in the bed is hard nope on anything for sure yeah

except a lil tender kiss or a snuggle
but no sexy

>>499508
im not touchint tye fucjibg dog can you say smth thats not fucking stupid

i have dog phobia i am trying to not like break down

>>499521
okay i understand not wanting to move the dog but
>i'm not touching the fucking dog
please tell me you have pet the dog
you gotta pet the dog a little
little ear scritch

>>499523
ohh okay i retract that
although this could be good exposure
like being around a nice doggo might make you less scared
>>499528
case in point you made contact with a dog and nothing bad came of it, win :)

>>499527
i have pet him a tiny amount i just

>>499501
thats like unconsenual

>>499530
have you kissed before
if you kiss each other and that's just a thing it's kosher to do without tongue, cheek especially
if not then ya

i mean unless like he is touchy about unprompted contact or anything like that
but typically when i am around someone i kiss recurringly if i fall asleep and they wake me up with a kiss that's not wrong imo

>>499533
yes weve kissed before weve like done stuff

>>499536
i am watching northern lion on his tv rn

>>499537
well if you've done more than kiss it's definitely fine to do that
just nothing yk sexways

i just wanna be paid attention to dawg wtf :(

like literally just get on top of him gently and give him a little kiss
or at his side whichever the dog isn't on
play with his hair

his not in a position where i am able to do thay

allcof these suggestions dont like understand this shit

idk draw a diagram of how he's laying
but i guarantee you there's a cute flirty way to wake him

>>499545
im so sad rn

hes curled up on this couch n theres nonother spave on tyebcouch

>>499549
where is dog

also on couch

>>499552
HES NOT

>>499553
what part i mean
by his feet?
obscuring his face like up against his chest?

FUCK

i feel like if u invite a girl over u should try n hang out with her

i'm just saying it sounds like you could go up to the couch by his side and like get up in his face or if he's turned around play with his hair and neck and ears a little, smth like that
say something in a sweet voice a little low
it's ez

whatever

>>499562
if someone used my toothbrush even if we were in a long term relationship i am getting a new goddamn toothbrush
nahhhhhhhhh
nahnahnah

>>499568
sorry ur feeling neglected over there tho :c

IF I MOCE THW FUCJING DOG GETS ALL STUPUD N HYPER

fucking

GAHAAHAH

kills mtself in his living room

>>499579
start blasting heavy metal at him if you're too scared to kiss him
make fun of him for neglecting you
rizz him into bullying you

brat rizz always works in a pinch

im just upset

inwanna go home this fucjing sucjs

>>499585
steal his dog

I DNT WANT HIS STUOID FUCJING DOG

>>499588
oh sorry right
steal his couch

right out from under hum

do it like that tablecloth trick
then he just falls onto the floor in the exact same position
the perfect crime

drizzle maple syrup on him and then get your stuff and go home and leave him to wake up covered in face ants

not just weird it's a huge dick move i get why rose is upset fwiw

>>499596
can't help it imma brat

bro was doing dmt yesterday i think

>>499603
RIGHT?

>>499599
that faggot he should do dmt with you

why do ppl do shit that makes tgem tired before hanging out with me?? kys

that's why i keep everyone i love locked in coffins until it's time for them to see me
gotta make sure they're charged up

rose would you like me to lock you in a coffin would that make you feel better

google maps isnf loading idk how to fucking get home fuck this

>>499613
yes

my car has a compass in the mirror and this has single handedly made it possible for me to drive without maps
when i get into a car with no compass i am fucking LOST
but if i know which way the roads point i know where everything is

>>499618
hehe is pretty yay

>>499624
it allows me to chart which roads run north to south and east to west as i drive them, and it's for some reason just way easier for me to track my lefts and rights and like, if i need to detour find a way back onto my route, when i can plot it onto turning around a compass rose
>never eat shredded wheat
>okay take two lefts

gonna go to bed :(

this shit made me sad

>>499626
oh wait i know why this helps
it's because i learned to drive staring at google maps
with the compass pointing north to up and east to the right and west to the left lol

>>499638
oh i split my vision when i used maps. the turning directions are ill timed and piss me off so i try to stay a couple of turns ahead in my mind like, knowing the next several steps and checking it on and off on the screen

>>499626
the brainworms are telling me this might be male behavior urgh
the other brainworms tell me this itself is a sexist thought

>>499650
oh, hello

>>499654
i have one of those big italy noses :]
it's one thing i refuse to change with srs
it makes me look stately
based nose enjoyer

noooose

>>499659
sadchan hiii! hope you're well :)
also okay yeah that's a bit weird. everything has that line somewhere lol
thank god i don't have any weird fetishes
i kinda feel for those people
like gross fix yourself
but it is probably hard to, and embarassing in the meantime

glasses isn't a weird kink right
that's pretty tame
but they stay on lol

>>499672
#edit delete this and replace it with a rap about how it's not cool to do drugs

god dammit lol